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What if your general was not just a general but a nation, devoted to your oshi and their will? Enter this general where the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as countries interacting with each other through means peaceful and militant alike!

Nopan Edition

Previous thread: >>46858618

Interactive map:
https://vtwbg.github.io/

Introductory document for new anons:
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-intro

CURRENT GOALS:
- Survive
- Explore

>Note that the map is set in stone.
>Casual Stories or Greentexts of your general in /vt/ land are much appreciated.
>Ignore any trolls, falseflaggers or dramafags. Report, hide and move on.
>Try to keep hornyposting, socposting and funposting to the absolute minimum until we hit the bump limit.
>Please think twice before posting if you're intoxicated or feeling moody.

THREAD REP TRIPCODES:
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-rep-trips

CLIMATE & TECTONICS POSTS (AIDS LORE/PLACEMENT):
Ocean Currents:
https://rentry.org/rvqz9
Weather Systems:
https://rentry.org/nnvbx
Climate Analysis:
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-climate
Tectonic Plates and their Movements:
https://rentry.org/dmkyc
Geologic Provinces:
https://rentry.org/ztaf99
Minerals:
https://rentry.org/Minerals-Ores-VTWBG

CURRENT MAGIC SYSTEM:
https://rentry.org/chuubanite

FLAG POSTS:
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-flags

VITUBIA ARCHIVE:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HM_UK-qNKXQgFH-ixcWsCC3oAgBnFrxCKRPXdKiPMwQ/edit

SPACE ARCHIVE:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ukyK3_sidebA_kLuH8i1I6TuVyFkWeJSYvyhqT6FMRU/edit?usp=sharing

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Anchor post for any story/map/lore. Please reply here for archival purposes. Please mark and tag the section you want the relevant content to be archived. Unmarked posts will not be archived.
Anchored posts in the last thread will be archived within a day after the thread has been archived. You may also ask for your own archive posts to be updated or organized according to your standards.
- - -
If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Thank you!
Please also report if there's outdated/missing lore in OP.
- - -
/VTWBG/ HISTORY
Anchor post for events in the /vtwbg/ canon timeline.
Reply to this post or commentate directly in the sheet suggestions for events to add to the timeline.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18-HH-xmC_qxOS3ZV0Ssxzb1mDA0xVKv31yMDLWo_pEo/edit

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Anchor post for issues to be voted on next time.

>Vote Results
https://rentry.org/votevtwbg1-27to1-29
Aggregated Past Vote Results:
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-votez
>Bylaws
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-bylaws
>Vote post archive
https://rentry.org/ofx2x

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CURRENT PROMPTS
Feel free to submit your own prompts to inspire others!
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-prompts

-------------

LORE CATCH UP:
Last thread's new lore/discussion you might have missed:

>>46999795
>>47045438
>>47070626
>>46977113

Reply to this post to be included in the next thread's lore catchup.

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SPACE ANCHOR
Space here!

If you'd like to contribute to the space AU, you can get started by skimming this page: https://rentry.org/cvt40k-start-how

Lore Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ukyK3_sidebA_kLuH8i1I6TuVyFkWeJSYvyhqT6FMRU/edit?usp=sharing

Stellar Objects:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FIoW2jXshYn5FD2b5g7IJX4MILYFOI9hRboE-dAyjtg/edit?usp=sharing

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VTWBGG WebGame Anchor
https://rentry.org/vtwbgg

-------

VTWBGG is a web-based civilization sim currently in development. This anchor is for:
- New Country requests
- Feedback
- Gameplay suggestions/ideas
- Sharing Trade Codes
- Posting Trade offers

Current TODO:
- Decide next big update feature (probably world events)
- Add new quests
- Continue working system balance (numbers are hard)

Trade Codes:
Dev: MSBkR2hsY205dmRHRmtiV2x1
VMS: NSBUWGxqYjJ4dlozbEJibTl1

>> No.47085327

Burnt

>> No.47085391

>>47085327
stale

>> No.47085592

>>47085391
moldy, even

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>>46966240
>>47051434
"Keepers of the Gate Consolidate the Matiyotl!"

"An unexpected movement has claimed a landslide majority in the Matiyotl people's Unification Allthing, like a flash of lightning struck down by the Chuubas themselves. The Keepers of the Gate are a blood hawk among the emerging movements in the Yectic lands, made up of nationalist intellectuals, espionage and military veterans, reformist clerics, and the majority of their naval officers. While the previous Teocuacayotl alliance was no stranger to infiltrating and neutralising Vitisister covens and Troll hives abroad to fuel their bloodlust rites and espionage exercise, there are those among the Yectic flock who believe that this policy has been invaluable in maintaining stability within their home region and building diplomacy to defend against Schizo threats. The Keepers of the Gate believe that this policy should not only be maintained, but should become the sole goal of the young unified Matiyotl nation. Those clergy who support the Keepers stated that in this age of conflict, the 'Apocalypse' that they fear is no longer a pataphysical scenario concerning the Heavenly Realm, but a physical one for the sake of this world caused by the recent massive growth of Schizo swarms worldwide. Though their claims may be exaggerated, it is undeniable that the Matiyotl public has unanimously agreed that the physical world's safety takes precedence in these times of strife. With the Yectic army's military and naval activity increasing, the Matiyotl's gaze is shifting away from the 'Aesir heathens' across the sea and towards the Schizo insurgents and hordes that border them."

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>>47086763
Amidst the Matiyotl people's land,
A movement rose with an unexpected hand,
The Keepers of the Gate, they call themselves,
With visions of protection, from all that delves.

Nationalist intellectuals and veterans in the mix,
Reformist clerics, and naval officers' fix,
Their aim is clear, their goal the same,
To keep their land safe from all that maim.

The Teocuacayotl alliance, their predecessor,
Infiltrated and neutralized, a Vitisister suppressor,
Yet, in these times of strife and conflict,
The Keepers believe the Schizo threat, unrestricted.

For the Apocalypse, they fear, is no longer ethereal,
A physical world, they now consider as material,
Their claims may seem exaggerated,
But the Matiyotl public, their views unmitigated.

The Aesir heathens, their gaze averted,
Towards the Schizo insurgents, they have exerted,
The military and naval activities on the rise,
In these times of conflict, a nation must rise.

The Keepers of the Gate, a blood hawk indeed,
Their vision for their people, they will always lead,
In these turbulent times, they stand tall,
A land protected, from all that may befall.

>> No.47088858

>>47087717
>To keep their land safe from all that maim.
AI, I...
Anon, I'm curious, how much do pataphysics break the AI? This here >>46999795

>> No.47089031

>>47086763
>/meat/ but George Bush maxxing
Based?

>> No.47089139

>>47088858
I've tried feeding it technical stuff before and it seems fine with it. I mean, it knows how to program so its not a big stretch. But poems based on just "science" come out kinda stale

>> No.47089288

>>47089139
That makes sense, science doesn't have a lot of pathos.

>> No.47089318
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>>47084634
F in chat for Gading, the squirrel that almost scored.

Under /nasa/ please and thank you.
https://rentry.org/TpaXltS

>> No.47089618

>>47089318 me
Oh also Sapling if you're here and still wanna do the God story I mentioned, these two girls would play at least some part in it, possibly the mcs from my side, idk haven't decided yet.

>> No.47089807

>>47086763
is this a reference to meat hijacking bait threads?

>> No.47090175
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WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

>> No.47090435
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>>47089618
Oh ok, will try to read it tomorrow!

>> No.47092309

CLARO

>> No.47094229

butt

>> No.47095278

Underwear before the 20th century would be a hard thing to get right I would imagine. Before cotton you had flax, linen, wool, and maybe silk for clothes. We really need to look into Vitubia's history into textiles.

>> No.47097634

CLEAR

>> No.47099194

butt

>> No.47101312

Bread dogs in underwear bump.

>> No.47102698

clear butt

>> No.47104533

C

>> No.47105405

L

>> No.47106021

E

>> No.47106212

Do deadbeats continue to go commando in the sci-fi?

>> No.47108014

>>47089318
fuck you bitch

>> No.47108648

A

>> No.47108732
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>>47108014
Thank you, your kind comments always make my day <3 So, what did you think of it? I will admit, it's not my best piece, I could have definitely spent more time on setting the scenes, but I think it came out pretty well regardless of that.

>> No.47109627

R

>> No.47111262

CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAR *BZZZZT*

>> No.47112746
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>>47086763
"Cuicacahuilla Consolidates the Matiyotl!"

"Across the Yectic subcontinent, a million hearts beat in unison with the flesh gears of the Rikittlapohualtepoztli, both within and without their ribcages. The Cuicacahuilla, or Time Singers, have won a dominant victory in the Unification Allthing! Once widely regarded as a heretical sect of the Yectic faith, is the result of the experiment that is the century-long Matiyotl-Kronie alliance. Generations of Kronie expats migrating to the nations of Ryonaheim and Atoyavik in exchange for Varangians ad infinitum have given birth to the Cahuitlmadr subculture, those who seek to harmonise their Yectic faith rites with the temporal flow of the Heavenly Realm. The Cuicahuilla itself was founded by influential Cahuitlmadr politicians, scholars, and priests with the goal of reforming the old Matiyotl nations' theocracy system with that of Infinitum; an absolute theocracy in which the role of the Rikitlatoani is to become the Priest-King of the Yectic faith. While not completely abandoning the Yectic pantheon in favour of Infinitum's Kronii, the Cahuitlmadr instead chose to worship the more abstract and surreal kawaguro deities such as Kusari, Myaso, Tsunagi, and Awayuki, believing that their surreal nature allows believers to feel harmony within time. The sickening echo of synchronised footsteps, hammering, and blood drops spreads across Nacatlan's capital by the second, minute, and hour. Although Infinitum officials have yet to comment on this incredible series of events, the increased military exercises between the two theocracies is an undeniable sign of things to come."

>> No.47114679

>>47112746
Oh no /meat/ronies!

>> No.47115040
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>>47112746
what the fuck?

>> No.47116175
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reminder to abandon squirrels and have sex with kokone

>> No.47117105

>>47116175
This one has the right of it

>> No.47118022
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>>47084763
https://rentry.org/nagato-campaign-of-3578

The first part of this is complete, where I go over the strategic overview of this important campaign in the beginning of the Heishin war; and discuss the opening dispositions, movements, and preparations made by both sides. Next shall be an overview of each opposing force in a briefer format (that will go into extreme autism in a separate dedicated rentry) before we get into the main event itself.

I hope you enjoy it; As a lot of work has been put into this including the drawing of maps, planning of events, research, cooperation with the main writer, translation of words/figuring out word meanings, and much more has been dedicated into this. Feedback is very much welcomed as always, as it helps me become a better writer and see mistakes that were made logically or grammatically. Thank you.

>> No.47118404

>>47086763
>>47112746
this is why meat is the best.

>> No.47118541

>>47089318
I see i still rent free lemao

>> No.47118750

>>47118404
Uuuuuu vtwbg is healing...

>> No.47118917

>>47118404
truly is a meat thread in the end. i kneel to them.

>> No.47119108

Im ootl. whats with /meat/ writing alternate futures?

>> No.47119129

>>47118541
Who is you?

>> No.47119876

>>47118750
what has caused it to heal? ootl
>>47119108
same what is going on

>> No.47120254

>>47119876
Nothing, the guy is just desperate for...something, idk what exactly.

>> No.47120257

>>47119876
Just nostalgia for the /vtwbg/ outcomes political compass.

>> No.47120322

>>47120254
what guy?
>>47120257
ah thanks anonchama.

>> No.47122023

>>47120322
The squeeber, which I am pretty sure is just clocks in disguise...

>> No.47123143

>>47122023
No, its not me

>> No.47123749

>>47122023
I was uuuhealinganon twice, but no more... we are legion

>> No.47124969

>>47123143
That's exactly what a man trying to cover up his filthy squeebing ways would say.

>> No.47125491

What’s everyone working on.

>> No.47125929

>>47125491
Nothing. I'm on less than two and a half hours of sleep.

>> No.47126293

>>47125491
Finding a way to reliably get the elemental topple on alatreon so that I can finally survive escaton judgment. Velkhana gs ain't doing it, so I might try frostfang barioth today, see how that goes. Just gotta get the forest region to 7 first so I can farm scarred yian garuga for the tier 11 health regen augment mats. And what about you, anon?

>> No.47126829

>>47126293
wtf are you even saying?

>> No.47127074

>>47125491
Leaking sekrit documents.

>> No.47127206

>>47126829
Well, he asked me what I'm working on so I told him my current game plan for beating the 2nd to last boss in Monster Hunter World. If you want more information on the fight itself, there are plenty of guides on yt.

>> No.47127402

Delilah the mammoth is now fully grown and healthy. Her herd passes by Lamington twice a year on migration. The mammoth herd sees Sanalites as protection from the usual hunters. Also the leftover grass in the pastures are nutritious and tasty. The mammoths seek refuge in the evergreen forests on /uuu/'s border during winter before trekking back up to the tundra during summer. Only this particular herd is brave enough to wander near /nasa/ territory.

Thoughts?

>> No.47128039

>>47127402
Blessed, glad to hear Delilah is doing well.

>> No.47128444

>>47127402
So what's happening with the bakery in /who/? And the one in /vrt/?

>> No.47129086

>>47128444
/who/'s bakery is basically completed. Ask Cunt and Retro about the /vrt/ bakery.

>> No.47130442

>>47081338
Nice meaty story anon, pretty horrific, but nicely written. It made me feel bad for the poached squirrels. Who are the pink haired scavengers? Joshu coyote people?

>> No.47130767

>>47089318
Nice little piece, surprising amount of humanization of all sides given the subject matter. I enjoyed it! There are now three or four female characters with mechanical arm prosthetics featured in /vtwbg/ stories.

>> No.47133008
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>>47130767
>humanization
Precisely because of the subject matter I felt like it was the perfect opportunity to showcase just how human we can be. Really, the whole murder plotpoint was more of an afterthought, a side piece to the main plot, the struggle of a soldier that has done horrific things in the name of some grander objective. They might kill and sample the flesh, yes, but that doesn't mean they have to enjoy it. But in the end, it is the role they have been given, and they should carry it out. Right?

>> No.47133644

>>47133008
A inhumane duty versus a hopeless rebellion, I like both. Something something human heart at conflict with itself.

>> No.47135631

Dev here; quick question, even though its for something Im not planning on implementing for a while.
I want to try adding a secondary attribute to the game after happiness. This one would be picked after leveling up and it would be a branching point for how your city works.
I'm trying to think of 3 different ideologies you could pick from:
- Piety
- Civility
- Anarchy
I kinda came up with those off the top of my head, but I'd like some better ideas from you worldbuilding lot

>> No.47136094

Militarism, Consumerism.

>> No.47136189

>>47135631
Anarchy is an uncommon ideology to assign to a city that will become an increasingly powerful and organized political entity in some way. "Liberty" might get across the meaning you intended better?
Civility brings to mind politeness, but since you contrast it to Piety and Anarchy I guess it's intended to represent a more organized, ordered society? If so, something like "Order" or "Authority" might communicate that better, though those words have slightly different connotations. I think Piety gets its concept across nicely, though.
Some other possibilities:
Nobility (representing a more aristocratic society)
Some alignment to represent a city focused on economical growth, >>47136094 consumerism would work nicely, though it doesn't end in "y" which bothers my autism.

>> No.47136326

>>47135631
Military, obviously. Oligarchy too.

>> No.47136364

>>47136094
>>47136189
So far the ones I'm liking the most are:
- Piety
- Military
- Authority
Though Military and Authority kind of seem like they'd end up with very similar gameplay...

>> No.47136544

>>47136364
Yeah, if you're only gonna have only three branches those two have an ideological overlap. Authority tends to be enforced with a military.

>> No.47136623

>>47136544
then what of the United States?

>> No.47136667

>>47136364
Industry

>> No.47136744

i mean, you can have many of these things in one nation.

>> No.47136963

>>47136544
>>47136667
Contenders are now:
- Piety
- Authority
- Industry

>> No.47137072

Autocracy is a better term imo. sounds cooler

>> No.47137200

>>47137072
Autocracy is a pretty specific government type. Authority represents a wider spectrum of ideologies I think.

>> No.47138690

>>47136623
It used to be a representative republic. But now its a banana republic oligarch shithole.

>> No.47140028

Would Autocracy have a Monarchy subvariant?

>> No.47141284

>>47140028
I guess the ideology category might be left vague enough so that you can pick whichever is closest and RP as what you want?

>> No.47143945

btw guys, Im seeing some errors in the logs, so if anyone is sitting on some negative numbers somewhere, please let me know

>> No.47144235

>>47143945
I already told you I'm sittin on -6 happiness... And no, I quite like it here, please don't change it.

>> No.47144579

>>47144235
I patched that like 24 hours ago. Please dont tell me its still in the negatives.

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>>47144579
Didn't budge a single decimal.

>> No.47146354

>>47144822
Chuubas above help me... Ok I think I found the issue... Fixed.

>> No.47146611

>>47146354
Will it be "fixed" on the next tick or...?

>> No.47146640
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47146640

Good morning! Let us do better than yesterday!
>>47115040
You are welcome.
>>47119108
>>47120257
I just needed something simple to write as a warm up.
Imagine potential alternate history scenarios of /meat/'s future, other than the current bleak outlook, really helps.

>> No.47146725

>>47146640
I LOVE AKIRA AS MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE HAS BOING BOING

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>>47085253
New Quest type added!
I'm sure you all are smart enough to figure it out when it comes up, so I won't spoil it. I will say that I added it primarily to test a new "consequence for declining" mechanism. Per usual, you are all welcome to gripe about the balancing and numbers as we move forward.
(And before anyone says anything, yes I know the table UI fucks up on certain resolutions, its on the todo)

>> No.47146987

>>47146611
Next tick. Gods willing.

>> No.47147042

>>47146987
Dev hate...taking away my depressed people...

>> No.47148531

>>47146640
I didn't know she had boobers.

>> No.47151821

CLARO

>> No.47153887

Damn it now- CLEAR

>> No.47157568

butt

>> No.47161321

boop

>> No.47161847

bnuy

>> No.47164464

C

>> No.47165220

can I borrow 66 coconuts? together with exchanging 26 tin with necessities? I can pay you back the 66 coconuts and some more after I finished the quest.

>> No.47165250

>>47165220
forgot code
MyBRVzV2Ym5sdGIzVnpUbTlPWVcxbA==

>> No.47166024

>>47148531
Probably a temporary thing before theyre cut off

>> No.47168058

L

>> No.47168646

butt

>> No.47169894

E

>> No.47171923

butt 3: rise of boner

>> No.47172435

>>47146987
It worked... Dev hate... HATE I TELL YA

>> No.47174130

Boomp

>> No.47175265

Desperately needs 92 nuts, trade with pigs
MyBRVzV2Ym5sdGIzVnpUbTlPWVcxbA==

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>>47175265
Sorry anon, aint got any

>> No.47177832

>>47175265
But anon, pigs are not halal.

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Tweaked the Quest card UI so it doesn't explode into the horizon

>> No.47180744

Table UI fix also pushed up (it'll get a scroll bar instead of just overflowing out of its container now)
Also, Entertainment requirement for festival quest is randomized now.

>> No.47181818

butts

>> No.47184900

A

>> No.47186642

Pmub

>> No.47190533 [DELETED] 

>>47089318
You piece of fucking shit. You have had it out for me since i joined and now after i leave you still do this bullshit. Don't write about risuners you bitch.

>> No.47190920

r

>> No.47191394

a

>> No.47191434

sex

>> No.47191481

rape

>> No.47192128

Rip to the game. Press F

>> No.47192203

Underwear got me thinking about textiles. Flax, linen, cotton, wool, etc. Should look into how textiles are made.

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>>47192128
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>> No.47193647
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>>47192203
You mentioned that the /who/ bakery is complete yesterday, and I forgot to respond to you. Can I see it?

>> No.47194028

the game is dead?

>> No.47194108

>>47194028
Maybe devanon is updating the https certificate?

>> No.47194696

>>47193647
Floor plans are finalized. And I have a basic menu. Just need to put it together in a rentry. Also I upgraded both PC and phone. So I need to dig out the back-ups to find it.

>> No.47195705

>>47194696
ETA: 6 months btw.

>> No.47195844

>>47194696
I see I see. And not to shit on you or anything, but please do it sooner than >>47195705

>> No.47196269
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Is there any lore on what happened to him?

>> No.47196343 [DELETED] 

>>47195705
>>47195844
NO! THIS FRIDAY IS THE FINAL DEADLINE!!! FINISH THE BAKERY RENTRY BY THEN OR BE BANISHED FROM THE PROJECT!!!

>> No.47196436

>>47196269
The takos turned on him and ate him fat fucks

>> No.47196587

>>47196343
Yeah, no. Sudden deadlines made me procrastinate on the bakery.

>> No.47196596

>>47196343
Bread dog has been banished 20 times already for the smallest of things. Both nasa writers have, yet they come back from the dead to haunt our thread with questions about “Food products” and “Underwear” but also general spaceniggery, particularly from cunt sanalite.

>> No.47196692

>>47196596
>banished
Lol
Lmao even

>> No.47196936

In all seriousness I'm going to try to sit down and write something by this weekend. Its been constant interruptions by family for requests. Which we're out of grocery budget for the month already. On top of Easter. On top of my own declining health due to stress. On top of sometimes not sleeping for days again. I have too many things to sort out here that the bakery was put on back burner again.

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Anyway here's the floor plans of the bakery. Menu is going to be a mix of wheat, barley, rye, and potato breads. Unless on a seasonal sale sweets, cakes, and pies will be order only. Wheat breads and pastries will be the more expensive breads due to imported wheat. Marbled barley and rye bread will be the bakery's signature product. And we'll find a way to make potato rolls the official bread of /who/.

>> No.47197559

>>47192128
>>47192493
>>47194028
>>47194108
Sites back up. Looks like we might've gotten hit with a little DDoS, and Amazon rebooted the instance. Site source and database are all still good.

>> No.47197613

BREAKING: a fire has burned down the Sanalite bakery rumoured to be caused by arson. Sources close to the situation say that it was caused by a squirrel. Stay tuned for further updates from BAKA news.

>> No.47197677

>>47197613
You should make BAKA news a daily newsletter.

>> No.47197694

>>47197677
Might just do it.

>> No.47197710

>>47197559
Might be a good idea to look into a cloudflare intermediary, it should be able to prevent this kind of thing, or at least ensure it doesn't cause any issues. I can help if you have any questions.

>> No.47197754

>>47197488
Make vodka

>> No.47197899

>>47197613
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.47198206

>>47197710
Yeah, I was looking into earlier this week. Guess I'll set aside some time this weekend to get it all set up. Btw, have you used certbot at all? Seems like the easiest way to get up and running with https

>> No.47198357

>>47197754
No.

>> No.47198514

>>47198206
I didn't use it, but it looks like it would have saved me some time when I set that up kek. I don't remember that part being too painful, though, compared to the rest of the nginx setup.

>> No.47199269

>>47198357
We will find you, and we will destroy you for this offense.

>> No.47201331

>>47197754
There's already a local brewery that makes vodka better than we can. Now Sanalites could try to bake vodka bread. Its like beer bread but made with vodka. That'll be an experiment for later.

>> No.47201433

Thinking about the hfz planet where politics are governed by bare knuckle brawls and the world leader is some yujiro hanma lookin motherfucker

>> No.47202146

>>47201331
ah but you never know how good you can make it unless you try.

>> No.47202317

>>47201433
The HFZ World Assembly has an octagon in the center, and extra folding chairs.

>> No.47202412

>>47199269
Sure, so war with NijiEN is it? I'll take that.

>> No.47202803

>>47201433
It's a high gravity planet, so people are bioengineered to be built like brick shithouses.

>> No.47205301

CLARO

>> No.47206608

>>47202412
No, with pcg

>> No.47208556

>>47206608
The what now?

>> No.47209551

>>47208556
Your mother.

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>>47085253
No happiness. Quests don't give it either.

>> No.47211251

>>47209551
Oh easy then, we win. She's dead.

>> No.47214669

>>47211251
F

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>>47210210
Are you the anon that was wanting the miserable colony? If so, are you ok being a test subject for the next couple of days? If youre not that anon, just post your trade code and I'll bump your happiness back up. There's a bug thats only affecting like 3 cities and I can't figure out whats causing it...

>> No.47216344

>>47215126
Yea he is a cunt

>> No.47221767
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[Trying some new prompts]
And it came to pass that the people of the land did gather together to offer their prayers to the great and mighty Goddess of Nature, whose green hair flowed like the rivers and whose motherly demeanor watched over all of creation.

And they did bow before her, their heads low in humility and their hearts filled with gratitude. And they did speak unto her, saying:

"Oh great and nurturing Goddess of Nature, whose wisdom and power are beyond measure, we give thanks to you for the bounty of the earth and for the creatures that dwell therein. We acknowledge that you are the source of all life and vitality, and we praise your name for all that you have given us."

And the people did ask for her blessing upon them and upon the world that they inhabited. They did pray that she would guide them on the path of righteousness and teach them to live in harmony with the natural world. And they did ask for the strength to resist the temptations of greed and selfishness, and to instead embrace the values of generosity, kindness, and compassion.

And the people did recognize the interconnectedness of all things, and they did see that they were all part of the same great family of creation. And they did pray that the Goddess of Nature would continue to bless them with her motherly love and care, so that they may flourish and thrive in her nurturing embrace.

And it was so. The people rose from their knees, their hearts lifted with hope and their spirits filled with peace. And they went forth from the place of prayer, renewed and strengthened by the power of the great and mighty Goddess of Nature.

>> No.47222127

>>47221767
Naisu, AI got the heart of Fauna. What was the input? Did you feed it /uuu/ lore?

>> No.47222382

>>47222127
I wanted to see what it'd come up with if I gave it almost nothing to work with so I just said "Write a prayer in the style of the bible praying to a goddess of nature who has green hair and a motherly demeanor" then I told it to reformat it into something more like a bible passage

>> No.47222573

>>47222382
Kek, I guess it's pretty easy to distill the essence of faunfaun in a line.

>> No.47225095

>>47215126
NTA but happiness quests aren't working for me either NSBUWGxqYjJ4dlozbEJibTl1

>> No.47225710
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>>46893286
Transforming tailed mecha makes me think of the vajra from Macross Frontier! They're quite bug like though, but they have neat designs.
Beam sabers are pretty flexible, you can stick them on spears or make beam-axes too. I'm partial to chain-swords personally.

>> No.47225977

>>46893286
>stingray mecha
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a20136004/robot-stingray-turkey-wattozz/

>> No.47226206

>>47225977
Neat idea... Swarms of space-mecha-rays hiding on the dark side of asteroids and ready to pounce on a ship passing nearby.

>> No.47228455

>>47225710
I like missile arrows.

>> No.47232455

CLEAR

>> No.47234209

bump

>> No.47235880

Come on- CLEAR

>> No.47238140

sup guy,
Lord of the Board has opened signup and it seems we can name some other threads we would potentially be willing to team up.
I don't want to make it abiut /mythread/ but threads that make sense, my current ideas would be /ybc/, /hfz/ and /wg/ for shared lore and worldbuilding autism, what do you think?

>> No.47239464

>>47215126
Yea, same anon and sure.

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>>47238140
/ybc/ or /wg/ no questions asked

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