/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47111362
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>47111388
Amen

why is this purple woman always in mans?

>>47111388
Amen

>>47111362
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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AXEL LOVE
SELEN LOVE
POINTS SCAM LOVE
NOCT LOVE
CHAMPIONS LOVE

>>47111388
amen

>>47111408
vsai season

>>47111408
9th member of tempus

>>47111362
How do you tattoo your tongue?

Interesting seeing a newcastle

>>47111408
Selen is Fagwrangler Prime, Dragon of Fujoshiland and She Who Laughs Loudest

Ok Leader might be a point scam but he'll never join another Apex tourney again so it's fine.

>>47111362
I kek at JPs. Instead of straight up saying that it is unfair to find semipro FPS God, but Apex noob and teaching him it basically in a bootcamp, they >imply
>hehe 3pts monster wow sugoi
>hehe I should revise expectations of my friend that is in platinum too

>>47111517
With a tattoogun

>>47111572
yeah, this fucked a whole month for him
axel needs to do him a couple of solids after this one kek

>>47111572
>he'll never join another Apex tourney again
Did he said that??

>>47111388
amen
>>47111442
thanks shill anon

>>47111572
he's our points scam so it's fine

Cute

Altare is making friends with the enemy...

I hope they get good kp this match, I don't think they can win by placement alone

>>47111408
Watch streams nigger.

>>47111388
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>>47111618
Where do you read the JP seethe?

>>47111625
But you'd just swallow the ink???

Smoke them nips blue boy!!

>Point Scam
>Point Scam, not japanese

>>47111634
sorry bud, he won't suck him dry bit swallow. Is that good enough?

Did Leader become best friend with Deron? kek

>>47111618
they can blame hal and his retarded focus on ranks if they think altare is a scam
most laughable is matsuri costing 8 points while kuzuha is 7 kek

Point scam timeloop....

>>47111709
Just keep your tongue out of your mouth during the process

>>47111646
No, he said "I'll let someone else join next time". I think he felt bad because Magni wanted to join but couldn't.

>>47111618
Be fair to JPs, they don't know Altare has significant history with OW

I'm worried TSB might be peaking early bros...

See this is the part I don't get about Apex comms, they're seeing a whole team right next to them, Axel casually comments "oh my goodness lol there's people here ahah" and moves back indoors to recharge his shield without being 100% clear about what's going on, I get that Apex isn't CS but surely there's no way this is the correct way to do comms?

>>47111785
You're not helping, anon

>>47111751
Reminder that Selen is only as high as she is because the japs deep dove the doxxsite to run up her score as much as possible

>>47111710
clips my nigga

Altare is so easy to distract kek

>>47111785
What does that matter? How can you assign points based on someone's potential skill if they have no history in the game being played?

>>47111572
He'll definitely join another tourney. Not VSai tho, the commitment for it is huge

>>47111808
That's not true, they asked her to give them her whole apex history and that's what she did.

>>47111799
No, of course it's not the best way to do comms. Axel's comms are a weakness. If he had good comms, nobody would care if he changed his mind constantly like he does.

>>47111808
>>47111863
They lowkey doxxed her because of apex KEK

>>47111863
so she should have lied like that point scam team and it would have been fine?

>>47111799
yeah he has a bad habit of not being clear and not using the compass

You know Hal is going to ban Altare after this, right?
he's not part of his whitelisted pointscam cabal

>>47111952
That's not true at all bro, relax.

Man, they're so gonna get fucked by the Rampart... that's nerve-wracking

>>47111952
It's fine, he'll thoroughly plant the korean flag in their jap asses by the time he's done.

>>47111952
it's because he's a korean points scam isn't it?

>>47111952
Last Apex Vsaikyo (unless numbers still good)

Altare hit the guy that Selen launched with a grenade

>>47111952
he'll just raise his points

>>47111861
Axel said he wanted to invite different people, like Magni since he wanted in, if he gets into smaller Apex events, so Leader doesn't even have to decline

>>47112059
He can't do that because he doesn't do it for anyone else, but it's his rules so he can do whatever anyway

>>47111952
doesn't matter. he's out after this. axel might get invited by his senpais or kuga leo
selen's out too, no one will take a 10 points dekinai

>>47111952
it is okay. Apex sucks anyway

>>47111952
Good

back to back TSB champs? that's a good spot as long as they hold this position and stop the team on top from taking them

Shit position

i miss my bulimic jester but tsb is doing well, i will survive

>>47112171
you jinxed it

well, they didn't pylon lmao got naded to death

>>47112171
Of course not, Axel's brain was retarded this game.

>>47112221
He didn't have it

>>47112094
I don't know Selen but this was her dream as well right? I'm really glad Axel invited her in

Isn't that place Axel is talking about where the Rampart team is?

>>47112221
WHY DOES HE SAVE IT SO LONG? ANIKI, I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ STOP BEING GREEDY.

Are Japs really mad at Altare's points or is /mans/ exaggerating? It would be very hypocritical for them to overlook Kuzuha's team.

i have unlocked competitive in cs:go tonight, thank you leader

>>47112328
Nobody's seething, people are just a bit surprised. It's just point scam timeloop.

>>47112328
he said something or is it because he's gaining apex points?

>>47112328
/vt/ overexaggerating stuff? No way!

>>47112328
The schizos may be, but who cares about schizos?

>>47112328
Nah even the fps thread is talking about it

>>47112245
Yep, debut goals. Pretty much gave up on it because no one would realistically invite her until Axel did.

4th place is pretty good after 3 dog shit games

>>47112328
People want the japs to care about Altare but they're just reacting normally to a 3 point shitter getting good damage/kills, i.e. they're surprised but in a perfectly normal way

TSB LOVE

They needed just 1 or 2 kill points... they got 0 in that last game.

>We love fucking with you
phrasing

everyone deserves proper rest, mental and physical health, and balance between work and personal life, I shouldn't miss Vesper during his rest days, I should be a good vestie :')

>>47112477
They did some good damage but the teams were too far away to thirst, it is what is it

>>47112477
Damn that is close. TSB out here fucking dudes.

Apex is so shit, I wish there was a vtuber tournament as serious as this but with a good game but I guess the battle royale format where you can have every single player playing at once is part of what makes Apex convenient for this sort of shit

Tonight's scrims were a rollercoaster! But wow!! I'm just!! I'm so proud of these guys! Axel's become very consistent now with his calls and general communications of what he wants to do, or what he wants his teammates to do. It feels very similar to yesterday, which is good! It means that he's really solidified his confidence in his skills and decisions. I love that! Even if he's down or taken out, Axel just doesn't stop. His position as IGL is very stressful but during the match itself, while Selen and leader are still in play, he never continues to lead them further into the game! He's really strong to not let the situation cloud his mind when it matters. Ah, but one thing he's been adding a lot more this game is Plan Bs. It's been a point that leader and Noct have both brought up and Axel's worked on that- though sometimes it slips his mind. And WOW-!!! That lava match, I could write a whole essay on just how much I adored that endgame itself, but Axel really turned that around!!!! It was amazing and I'm so proud of him for going in stride and making the best of it- they won!! Not only, but Axel got Kill Leader right at the end there too!!! TSB's been doing well with collecting more KP these last scrims. Axel's doing amazing, and so is TSB! I love this guy, it might not seem exactly totally obvious, but all of Axel's hardwork and gameplay studies have backed him immensely well and are paying dividends. I'm so proud of him!

what if next tourney axel invited matsuri and also moved to japan for 2 weeks while the tournament is going on to get good ping and he could stay at her place and they could also hang out and so some fun stuff haha wouldn't that be kinda cool

>playing on 2 accounts just to gen an invite to cs2
should clip and translate this to the jpkeks

>>47112645
He'd have to fight ZA HANDO

>>47112645
Ayo Axsuri???

kek selen

Why does Selen keep laughing like a retard, what the fuck is so funny you fat bitch

>holo vs niji bedwars
jesus imagine the tribalfagging

>>47112424
I am very happy for her! She has also been pretty cute, I like her laugh

>HoloNiji Bed Wars
>Mixed teams
Altare and Selen are Minecraft babies...

>>47112645
she is taken and Axel hates netorare

Do I dare to dream that they might get in the top 10 in the big day?

>>47112725

Why are they making a cs go 2? what for? better graphics? better gameplay? new maps? cant they just release an update to improve those things?
Or is this just to exploit children and teenagers with the gambling aspect of it?

>>47111388
Amen.

>HoloNiji minecraft pvp
There would be no survivors, though to be fair the most problematic fanbases wouldn't be part of it

>>47112594
love forever anon axelotl. enjoy your day, chu. thank you for always being positive.

Scrim Excel for those that can read it
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SRqV64kvdK14CtdTYvlESW7J6fqrD1f-QcRu9fSby6o/edit#gid=1112759351

>>47112784
the minecraft autists would tear them apart

>>47112759
>she is taken
oh taken by whom?

>>47112777
It's a free update to CSGO, I think they touched up the graphics and fucked up smokes and that's it?

>>47112777
Because CS:GO is a last decade cpu bound piece of crap technical wise, they're upgrading it to a new engine.

This is revenge for the occupation, you nip bastards

>>47112777
Well it is basically just an update, switching to a new engine which improves the graphics and changes some stuff up

>kill and damage
this is coming from 3 bad games and only 1 good game. no kp on the last game

>>47112861
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
I KNEERU REEDA

>>47112594
Axel and tsb have been working so hard!! It's been nice to see them get better even if I have no clue what is going on most of the time

>>47112828
check archives/doxx sites
I don't want yet another 3 days vacation over year-old fuckup

>>47112890
Last game was good too, getting and defending a god spot is important. But they should've been more aggressive for the last game with uncapped KPs.

>>47112890
>the whole team is top10

>>47112828
Master Hand from smash bros

>>47112932
ah, thought you were talking about some joke yuri ship or something
>>47112962
like this kek

They're doing well for a team with higher pings than everyone else, the meme valk ults and Axel's poor comms. Fixing the valk ults should possible and it'd probably give them a noticeable improvement in ranking too.

>>47112912
You kneel huh? NOW GET TO SUCKIN

>>47112861
>A Korean, a Chinese, and a Nisei win an otherwise all-japanese tournament
Would be kino

Is it crazy for me to believe they can win the entire tournanent?

>>47112594
kawaii axelotl prime~ your dingo is doing his best despite the stubbornness and i'm proud of him for it

>>47112828

>>47113027
>Fixing the valk ults should possible
They haven't fixed them in a month of practice and the tournament's this week, what the fuck do you think is gonna happen

>>47112777
It isn't actually a new title, just a free upgrade to CS:GO. Better engine, better visuals, better UI, better optimization and most importantly improved networking so people don't get to complain about "muh tick" anymore.

>>47113070
They can in the sense that anything can happen and they're not the worst team in the tournament but you'd be a fool to bet money on them

They've failed to defend that building thrice in customs, let's see how much they improved.

>>47113070
you're giving them too much credit. I'm betting at least Top 5.

are the sisters doxxing people again?

>>47113070
They will be in top 3, but 1st place is a little out of their reach

>>47113070
Top 5 is very generous already

>>47113070
They're far from worst team, but they're also far from the best imo. If you ask me they rank at around ~6th place overall, but as we saw today Apex tournaments are incredibly unpredictable.
They could be leading and get 19th in the last game

>>47113070
Win is too much, other teams are noticably playing shit like no one would notice, but you can believe they can get top 5.

>>47113070
Top 5 at best

>>47112759
Axel pretty much laughed at rpr getting semi-cucked and said "well maybe the dude just wanted sex lol?" when rpr was talking about his friend fucking his crush, even though that friend knew that rpr has a crush on that girl. He's 100% the type to cuck some rando. Also, as they say:"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

>>47113070
They are definitely one of the top5 teams getting #1 is lottery.

>>47113070
Be happy if they end up in top5. Sure they have the potential to win the whole thing, just like anyone in the tournament but I wouldn't bet my money on them.

kek

>you now remember when top 12 was a generous guess for them

>>47112788
>>47112928
>>47113075
Thank you guys for always supporting Axel during VSAI! He's always doing his best and I'm happy to always see him get support! I love you all and have great days yourselves! Get some good food! Chu~~!!!
>your dingo
Oh, don't call him that. I love him a lot, but that's a bit too much for me to think.

I see a lot of lag on all of them now all of a sudden

>>47113092
Mr. Hands?

>>47113339
>definitely
Anon that's a strong word. Don't underestimate those Neoporte sandbaggers.
They nearly got 1st AND 16th just in one last round last year.

>>47113399
That fucker hal is sabotaging

Store-kun...

>>47113307
I really don't think Axel would be the type to fuck someone if he knew she was taken. He has even said he prefers hugs and kisses to sex anyway

Kek axel

>>47113399
hal's contacting their ISPs to throttle their internet, hate to see it

jesus axel

>axel literally about to push alone again

mad dog but without the skill

PUSH THAT LEASH SELEN, THE DINGO IS IN HEAT

LMAO Axel

>>47113456
man, axelotls are gullible

>>47113440
The hal joke is so fucking funny to me lmao its actually not a joke

>>47113395
don't think about it ;)

>>47113456
Maybe, but he would 100% cuck someone he doesn't like or someone he thinks deserves it

>>47113499
I believe this. Hal's been behind Axel's shit Aussie connection this whole time.

Axel is so going to throw on actual tournament day.

>>47113584
I think they're all going to throw from nerves honestly

>>47113509
a more retarded aqua, if such a thing could exist KEK

>Axel sliding out of zone
>waaaahhh
KEK

>>47113556
Axel doesn't have enough spite for that kek

>>47113556
he wouldnt though

14th, 2nd and 4th they're doing really good

Reminder that Axel waves when he ends stream

I love my dumb autistic pilot!
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1645711616971874305

>>47113936
this drawing is SO CUTE

When's Nowa's stream

Managed to salvage today with 3 bad games

>>47112328
>/mans/ who don't know a lick of japanese, is able to somehow figure out what the JPs are thinking now
geez i wonder

RATE THE STREAM

>>47113955
He loves us!

>>47114028
Not the best scrims, not the worst. They're not consistent enough to be safe from jobbing but at least they're learning

WAVE BACK

>>47113980
No idea, he always change the time of his streams and doesn't even put out an schedule right?

I love this little guy

>>47114028
the hard work is paying off/10

>>47114028
Axel really should masturbate before scrims/10

https://twitter.com/moomites/status/1645540510923210754?t=B47PZLX4VJNLVXhND9I6Fw&s=19

>>47114028
There's a chance/10

https://puzzle.aggie.io/BX1xGd
:3c

I'M SPECIAL

>>47113967
Monkeyna >>47113936
x flayon... Cute T_T

This been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3Jk1BSxO6k

>>47114153
UOH

>>47114001
I'm not a sister, anon
I actually watch streams, and can understand japanese (to an extent)

>>47114199
CUTE

>>47113936
Such comfy art... but yeah they're holding their own

>>47113955
>axel
do you mean altare or does axel do that too

>>47113955
Nah, Axel adjust his cock

>>47114153
ToT yum

>Bettel and Hakka having one of their 'fights'
>Hakka does one of his metal shouts as he berates Bettel
>Bettel doesn't instantly reply and Hakka panics for a second that he actually went too far
>'...That was kinda hot'

>>47114255
Axel does it too. Altare mentioned it once and Axel said, yeah I do that too iirc

this roach is a ________

Never been a fan of Easter until now

Bettel being molested by a stinky oji roach ToT

>>47114384
God I love all their bunny art together... source?

>>47114304
GIWTWM

>>47114445
can’t wait to never see morf again once fanartists lose interest

>>47114566
kek, do people even still remember their DnD characters?

>>47114566
thank you anon. I thought I was the only one hating morf

>>47114304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChUvXxqpWsI

>>47112954
Ping aside they're unironically one of the more "balanced" teams in the tournament in the sense that they're all relatively* close in skill level which is funny considering they're 8, 10, and 3 points respectively. Other teams with a 10 and 3 have a much wider gap between them than the admittedly still large one between Altare and Selen.

>>47114599
Don’t remind them, some crazy fucker is gonna draw Altor porn just to be extra cursed now

>>47114747
you're just trying to get someone to draw your fetish...

>>47114779
Not my fetish, but I’m morbidly curious what kind of horrible shit will occur. You ever looked at photos/vids of train wrecks and car accidents, anon? Its terrible, but very fascinating to see.

>>47114636
He eats from a bird feeder...

I love Altare so much, I’m so glad he had a good time today! It’s been great seeing him bond with Axel and Selen and Noct. I hope he gets some rest before his stream later tonight!

>>47114636
SICK. TWISTED. VILE.

I really liked Moona's new og song, I want one of the boys to sing it in a karaoke. Sounds like the type of song Bettel and Magni would sing

>>47114972
you meant bonding with noct and selen

>>47115017
may as well make altare sing kobo's new og kek

>>47115074
Bless you, anon.
I can't stop thinking about how sweet they are.

>>47114384
love love love

>>47115084
Didn't listen to it, is it sadboy vibes?

>>47115026
He and Axel were already friends, but he’s still getting closer to him.

morf listening in horror as fujo chan rambles to him about how he should do the most vile barbaric inhumane sex pest actions to the boys

>>47114636
MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING I hated daddy’s new paramour anyway

>>47115074
TT__TT I LOVE MAGNOIR AAAAA

>>47115074
source?

>>47114153
every time there's more altmachi art i feel blessed

>>47115162
This is why he never streams...we got Axia Krone’d again

>>47115305
https://twitter.com/_________cxpium/status/1645799301111762946

vesmachi love!!! ahhh i'm so excited for wow day, my little fujo heart is gonna burst! nowa's hunter pet and bettel's warlock summon phantom ganging up on little flayon to rape him....

Axel should cuck you

Axel should fuck you

>Altare above gori and Astel
What do you call this?

Axel should suck you

Axel should suck you

>>47115593
>>47115605
now kiss

>>47115590
yesterday's news. gori was top today

>>47115590
As others have pointed out already, Albio is the true scam. His KP and Damage overall is too high

>>47115630

>>47115102
>>47115263
hhhhh theyre so soft with each other im going to die ; ;

>>47115664
>Axel is punished for browsing /MANS/ again

we have 6 hours of dead hours so remember to do your playlist and vod reps

Man, watching the it takes two vod and I feel kinda bad that VG boys got cucked by Magni

STREAM YATTA
https://youtu.be/14fvzONgOuU
https://youtu.be/14fvzONgOuU
https://youtu.be/14fvzONgOuU

>>47115807
KIMOCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

People in this thread are so retarded, when the teams were first announced I said TSB could do well and everyone here was talking about how it would be a miracle for them to get top 10, as if a Vtuber tournament full of e-girl variety streamers was some insurmountable challenge for 3 competent FPS players. Obviously they aren't the best team in the roster and they can still job on the day of the actual tournament but they've been performing about as well as I expected in customs and scrims so far, no idea why you retards were so afraid of a bunch of teams made up of Holoniji variety streamers and boosted vspo girls

Anyone have timestamps for when Shibuyahal is talking about TSB? I can do some shitty translations

>>47115914
did you forget how rough they were in the beginning? i am not surprised people did not have high hopes for them. tsb were lucky they got the right coaches who guided them to the right paths, especially axel.

>>47116107
Were we expecting them not to practice? Axel is still playing like a complete retard and they've been doing well regardless, this tournament is just not that high level lol

Good morning /MANS/, how was TSB today?

Look at this dumbass
https://twitter.com/yuu_723_724/status/1645802711944933379

>>47116255
Classic job moments but did well enough to get overall 4th today

>>47116255
3 trash games, 2 good games, 4th place.

>>47116285
He as great aim and tracking and basically silver level understanding of Apex. His points aren't that much of a scam

>>47116285
Cute

>>47116285
I legit thought he was gonna exit the building to look at it from the outside kek

>>47116285
Kek that first clip above this tweet is so cute. Who was that on the other end? I want to see their pov

>>47116285
>What is this strange blue light?
>O.O

>>47116321
I love this artist so much. They draw a lot of almond, but I hope they do more axmag someday too.

>>47116421
I think that's Mimi, her team uses Rampart and she usually uses snipers. Will try finding her POV of that moment

>>47116421
isn't the only rampart player kaede/deron?

>>47115590
Camper.

>>47116285
Like a cat and a laser pointer...

>>47116285
>Shining laser pointers at 3 am
>Making Altare follow the funny light

>>47116285
like a kid.... ToT

>>47116574 (Me)
Found it, she's still streaming but I'll post it here later, she also laughed.

>>47116711
>>47116664
>>47116654
TOT

>>47116321
Axel the harem protagonist...

>>47115914
Altare couldn’t even tell the characters apart at the beginning dude

>>47116285
ultra-hyper cute altea-kun… ToT

>>47116749
The axelbowl....

>>47115914
Now anon just jinxed TSB to lose to e-girl variety streamer teams...

>>47116285
glad to see the nips appreciating altare’s cute childish charm

>>47116760
In the context of a low skill tournament solid FPS skills that take years to acquire matter more than being familiar with a meta that you're gonna be experiencing for like a month during practice. Half the participants in this tournament play Apex like Kobo plays Valorant (i.e. a lot but very poorly) and you retards were claiming TSB were hopeless.

uuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>47116822
Could definitely happen (I'd actually be surprised if they don't job to some extent on the big day) but I think at this point it's safe to say that TSB is nowhere near being one of the worst teams in the tournament

I think uuuuuuuuh

>>47117207
#NOTLAST

https://twitter.com/guyuubear/status/1645808377875017732

>>47117107
I like your enthusiasm, anon. This is why sport is fun.
You grudgepost if you win against the naysayers, and the naysayers will also mock you to hell and back if you lose. Kino drama inbound.

>>47117234

>>47117234
DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just impressed with TSB's ability to turn the tides

Okay, if hypothetically Magni was 3pts, how would Axel's team would fare?

>>47117107
People were never worried about Altare and Selen. People were worried about Axel. I think he never got to show off his rotation skills like this before, which is I think now one of the things that carried them safely to top 10 at least.

>>47117259
i want to give him a big smooch

>>47117304
>”FUCK this game. This game SUCKS! Take the perms, I don—“

>>47117411
>Hololive losing Apex perms
This would be more catastrophic for the company than the entire Taiwan yab

>>47117304
the closest i've seen of magni being in a competitive environment is him silently malding at overwatch ranked

>>47117388
No, people were definitely worried about Altare. Not knowing the map, not knowing legends, not knowing how to move on valk were big concerns.

>>47117259
Looking like a mix of Ha Yun and Minase.

>>47117411
>>47117467
Kek. Still I wanna see Magni (and maybe Shinri) react under true competitive scenes, with professional coach and all. Imagine them being chewed on by rpr at the beginning

Astel praising Altare cute
https://youtu.be/6gzEu8rUJ7I?t=492

>>47117466
Astel would kill him

>>47117304
Didn't Halo's competitive make him lose a lot of friends? I would guess he and Axel would start avoiding each other after the tournament.

>>47117544
I can't imagine them being worse than Axel in that aspect. Magni plays up the malding for fun but Axel always sounds like he has a super hard time taking criticism, every single time Noct has some feedback Axel immediately replies with some "yeah but" bullshit excuse

>>47117259
I want to ravage that plump lips

>>47117566
He would genuinely get graduated on the spot Hololive would collapse without one of maybe 4 western games. Imagine if Microsoft found out what kind of bullshit Japanese IP law would let them get away with

If theres another Vsaikyo, I really wonder who would Axel invite. Adding a random JP vtuber would be cool but if Selen still joins him next time there will be communication problems

>>47117622
>Magni plays up the malding for fun
ha ha..

>>47117718
I thought next year Vsai will be Valorant instead, no?

>>47117622
>Axel always sounds like he has a super hard time taking criticism
Oh, I see you don't know what you're talking about.

>>47117566
Isn't Astel barely playing the game these days anyways? Last time I heard about him and Apex before this Vsai is he lost interest in playing Apex and that's why he was playing LoL a lot instead of Apex. He is only playing a lot now because of Vsai of course.

>>47117622
the main difference is that axel takes apex seriously even before vsai, he grinded ranked on his own and watched pro tournaments

>>47117734
I'm not saying he's pretending to be mad, but he's definitely smart enough to be able to hide his frustration better, he just knows he can get away with letting it out if he makes it funny. His Overwatch rant is still remembered today because it was a genuinely hilarious moment, meanwhile the average Axel Apex stream is full of regular old malding that's just hard to sit through.

Why is Flay trying to get himself some of that niji bussy?
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1645693219554852864

>>47117603
Nah, both Axel and Magni seem to be the type of dudes who can insult each other like there is no tomorrow but go for a meal right afterwards with no hard feelings

>>47117952
thug shakers

>>47117768
my gawd thats altare's music!

>>47117952
COMMENCING RAPE CORRECTION PROTOCOL NOW!!!!!!!!

>>47117986
I don't think Magni is like that At All. Dude's been talking about abandoning group of people his whole life

>>47117603
>Halo
Was it Halo?
Also Halo perms....
Halo streams.....

>>47118067
Yeah, he talked about playing Halo competitive when he was young (probably highschool?) and that it wasn't good for social/mental.

>47118041
>fail autistic/esl hands typed this post

>>47117768
People are just saying that because Apex is "dying" in the jap vtuber scene but I don't think Hal has said anything about Valo

>>47117304
It's hard to say. I think he would put in the work for sure and he would definitely try to take more control - at least out of game. The biggest concerns are him waking up on time and being able to perform exhausted and not checking out mentally (based on his many talks about being a quitter) when things don't go as he planned.

>>47118215
Is that the best you can come up with? Sulking because I'm right?

>>47118306
Don't worry bb, Magni has a short attention span. He will play with your oshi again, chu chu

>47118306
>he doesn’t deny being a retarded autist or an ESL
>a mudskin denied his (you)

>>47117986
kek. axel, yes, but magni is waaaay too sensitive and takes shit way too personally for that.

wtf is going on with this magni talk? bro Vsaikyo haven't ended yet

Day 3 damage ranking

>>47117544
rpr is not a harsh coach at all dude. He’s louder and more concise than Noct, but the things he says are still very kind and supportive

bettel ryona

>samefag seething over purple nigga and projecting his emotional issues

>>47118554

>>47118642

>>47118589
The Tempus bicycle catching strays yo

Uhhhh Riptare?

>>47118642
AIEEEEEE NOOOOOO I’LL KILL YOU ANON would do the same lol

mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag

>>47117558
cute senpai! also hal has a nice voice for commentating

>>47118727
I miss it

>>47118554

>>47118727
rpr's gone, sorry. even from his own team and they're tanking now

>>47118740
I wrote this post

>>47118791

>>47118642
>>47118870
The gender equal urge to eat your oshi

>>47118870
STOPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMERO YAMERO YAMEROOOOO ONLY FLAYON CAN DO THAAAATTTT

>>47118811
How much does he regret committing to coaching a hopeless jap team instead of waiting for TSB?

>>47118791

>>47119146
I guess he is wallowing

Are TSB serious contenders for a podium position?

>>47119190

>>47119272
Sure, Apex predictions are a crapshoot but it wouldn't be a shock if they made it

>>47119146
He has to be seething how much flirting Noc is getting in, there might be a one on one collab with noctare before riptare

>>47119146
I don't think he regrets it at all, it reawakened his desire to learn Japanese and has helped him network with more jp vtubers (something Axel should've been doing) He's winning even if his team eats shit. He's just at a con rn fucking indie vtubers imagining they're Altare

>>47119272
They will be one of the top teams, but I anticipate they’ll be in 4th due to jobbing

>>47119295
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE ANON'S GONNA HURL ToT

>>47119308
>something Axel should've been doing
Why doesn't he do it anyway? Astel is playing with some random girl right now after the scrims, probably from vspo or whatever, why can't Axel do that shit too? He had one fun collab the other day with Towa and Pakael but even that was basically just a regular collab he invited Towa to AFAIK, just join the vsai cunt carrousel you dumb dingo

>>47117135

Mamomi (forma la niña) having sex with Shinri

>>47119440
he's already doing that off stream the vsai stuff was mostly jap's autism

>>47119272
Only if they are lucky

https://twitter.com/4zllst_/status/1645812078987612161?s=21
>Phantom being this cute towards Bettel
>What’s his goal?

>>47119440
He started doing it, just a little late. He'll know better if he gets an opportunity like this again

>>47119456
actually based

>>47119305
Dark and Darker...

>>47119440
Perms autism. EN members aren’t allowed to reach out unless they reach out to them first

>>47118067
Why is MS so autistic about Halo perms? I don't think a single vtubing corpo has been able to secure them. The franchise has never been more dead, what do they have to lose from agency vtubers streaming it?

>>47119592
Do we know that for sure or are extrapolating from some comment about asking management for permission to do guerrilla practice streams with TSB?

oh no rapeyumes, is he going to fuck the eel?

>>47119592
wasn’t that just for actually asking people to be on the team?

>>47119739
Axel said so himself, he explained that in the first stream after his team got announced I think.

>>47119739
https://youtu.be/geGuBxb619c&t=39s

>>47119791
Eel already has a bf.

>>47119739
Axel originally said he could reach out but later said his managers had to

>>47119791
>Thank fuck you cleaned yourself for ONCE in your life, you disgusting HOLE
Damn Altare

>>47119791
Wdhmbt

Why are people so obsessed with Axel having to make connections?

>>47119791
i thought these girls weren't allowed to talk to male vtubers

https://www.youtube.com/live/Jg9H0gkjGDU?feature=share
At 2:11:30 towa talks about leader, i think its about his total dmg that game?

>>47119545
i may be retarded, but i only now realize that bettel's outer outfit is based heavily on phantom's colors and shapes. when he's wearing his normal clothes that fit him better, he looks pretty plain. really digging "bettel is a partial phantom effigy passively influencing his mind" more and more every day

>>47119956
we are entering a timeloop

>>47119791
It just sounds like he hates women :)

>>47119942
It's part of what makes vsai fun

4 daya till this shit is over

>>47119826
Hasn't stopped people in the past

>>47119791
the sister rrat...
>>47119956
>he fell for catalog
dude rin played splatoon with flayon a few days ago

>your broshi
>what should his next outfit be

>>47119956
her and rin have showed up in altare and flay's chat

>>47119956
rin and juna specifically openly talk to males and have already shown up in altare’s chat, it’s fine

>>47119791
>rapeyumes
That made me actually kek

>>47120012
This tournament arc has been kino, I'm so sorry you have to take a break from talking about gay sex for a few hours per day

>>47120058
those matches with rin were so funny, flay was getting sleepy and the moment he saw her name in the lobby he activated his sweaty gamer mode kek

>>47119956
>>47120058
Rin also got into a few of Flay's Splatoon game and had playful bants with each other

>>47120045
>vesper
>

>>47120045
>mechabird
>valentine's day outfit for flayon, vkei + traditional japanese streetwear fusion for hakka

>>47120131
>take a break
Catalog tourist

UOH

>>47120131
the bantz have been incredible. the games sweaty, the malding minimal, many laughs are being had, and incredible art being made by the community.

some sisters don't really understand kino.

>>47119972
Stupid as he is, he is useful. Ignore the Hakkito, the clown thought I needed a “playdate” to “cheer me up” and I do not wish to eat any more of those...dog treats as an alternative.

>>47120131
nigga I don't care about gay shit I am just tired of apex

>>47120131
It's been just as gay wdym

>>47120291
That's a rape

>>47120291
UUOOOHHHHH TTOTT i want to put a blue lazer on the floor so he has to bend over to try and catch it ToT

>>47120291
PLEASE GOD SHOTARE’S CUTE SLENDER BARE LEGS UUUUOOOOHHHHHHH

>>47120377
>Apex
>Asex
>Gay Sex
Oh no, I’ve come to a horrible realization...

It's funny to see you all praise Altare for making connections outside of holostars and try to force Axel to do the same, when you shit on Magni for doing the same back then.

What will come next first
>Judge Magni ep2
>VG full collab
>Another off collab
>Tempus not jobbing

>>47120488
Yea because Magni was making connections with shitty people. Altare was also part of that cringe arc and people shat on him for it too.

>>47120488
call me when altare does weekly collabs with random indies that he will never speak to again

>>47120488
I never shat on him during that. Catalog was responsible for most of it because people were pretending to care.

>>47120488
I enjoyed that whole arc

don't make me start the pages-long ryonaposting early

apex haters completely derailed this thread. Don't worry we will resume regularly scheduled HQ gangbangs next week

>>47120513
Last one, tempus always jobs

>>47120701
we will never get another full HQ collab

Is Selen a shotacon?

>>47120513
This is the hardest question ever asked in /mans/

>>47120131
What? If anything we’ve got more material to fujopost about during TSB hours

>>47120701
>HQ gangbangs next week
>next week
anon....

It’s John Maggington here, on Mornings with Magginton! Stay tuned next week for a special radio show AT MY WHORE EX WIFE’S HOUSE, WHERE I WILL EXTIRPATING THE SCUM OFF THE FACE OF THIS FUCKING EARTH. JACK MAGUINESS, YOU CAN WATCH YOUR SPAWN BE SMEARED ACROSS MY—HER FUCKING TILES

>>47120750
oh yeah? explain why they're all sucking my dick RIGHT NOW

>>47120488
Most of the people shitting on Magni were holotourists/catalog kiddies trying to fit in with the shitposters being mad on behalf of others, like certain people on twitter, but it's whatever.