/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47078804
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I MISS ALTARE I MISS ALTARE I MISS ALTARE I MISS ALTARE I MISS ALTARE I MISS ALTARE I MISS ALTARE

Riptare

sigh

>>47078804
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

>>47078827
AMEN

I need more thirsty wereAxel fanart

>>47078953
GIWTWM

I hate mondays

>>47079139
>t.garfield

>>47079139
Me too, Hermanito, me too.
Now prepare for your stream

>>47079139
https://youtu.be/cqCv4JRg4sk

VG LOVE!

>>47079259
YOUR SMELL

>>47079475
MAKES ME

le roach..ndjsoskmn

Hakka stealing Magni's style

>>47079259
I was kinda disappointed when I went to listen the original version, too much autotune to my taste, Hakka's cover is very good in comparison.

>french latino
Hakka is from French Guiana, confirmed

my spic turned into a filthy frog

I miss him

>>47079603
ugly :( + doesn't stream

french is such a silly language

>>47078864
LOVE

This is a sequel huh

>>47079778
h-hes just going through his japan arc please understand

>>47079777
why is flayon shooting an altventurer? also he got nice shoes

>>47078848
>>47079777
Me 10 seconds after Leader's stream ends

>>47079777
this is so cute wtf

LATAM internet

>>47079475

Hello /MANS/, what have i missed in the past 24 hours?

>>47079847
Cope harder, hes graduating

I HATE XENOKUNIAN ISP

>>47079777
Such lifelike art...

>>47079847
shit they already flew that nigga over to Japan? messing him up before he even had a chance to start...

>>47079777
why is he threatening us?

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1645579882469150722

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1645579882469150722

>>47079998
>>47080002
Now kiss

>>47079998
>>47080002
>wednesday offline
WoW wednesday...

>>47080002
get fucked, I was 4 seconds faster

>>47079915
TSB actually won a round in the official scrims, placed second overall today

>>47079998
>>47080002
This week was made for me

>>47079998
>>47080002
Kintama bro collab...

>>47079998
>>47080002
I better see a kintama collab on Axel's schedule

I don't think there's a frenchanon /here/ but that's what I go through every fucking week watching Tempus when they murder the italian language, cultura and cuisine

>>47078883
I only just now bought Vesper's Valentines Day voice pack.
cute

>>47080101
>>47080107
Anons, Axel said NEXT WEEK. This week is all about Vsaikyo.

>>47080123
If you put a french and an italian in front of me and handed me a gun with one bullet, I'd shoot the italian and beat the french to death with the gun

>>47080123
I cooka da pizza

>>47080054
All I have is love for you brother, people tend to post just the image or the link but you did it right by anons o7

>>47080123
I'm frog and I do not care

>>47079998
I hope he manages to pull Altare in for a bit of the Fortnite. The last time they played together was cute.

>>47080123
i cook da meatball

>>47079998
>>47080002
I like all of this

>>47080123

>>47080123
oui oui

>>47080123
My favorite pasta sauce is ketchup

>>47080305
After he overslept today I think Leader will make sure to go to bed early, but you never know

>>47080123
burger culture is mash potatoes and school shootings please undastando and cook da pizza

>>47079998
>>47080002
I'm excited for this week! I wonder if the retards on discord are planning a rainbow attack for him this week

>>47080123
ravioli ravioli, cover your ass so you don’t get cum in your assholi

>>47080397
you idiot it's school shootings and high medical bills

>>47080123
The sooner your accept italy is a meme the better

>>47080522
Oh I accepted it alright, it's why I even bring that up and pretend to be pissed kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d79iDJoNuS8

>>47080397
crooked teeth, black pudding eating, bad weather daily, british hands typed this

>>47080583
Shinri has been cursed with the patience of a saint...

>>47079826
and wild SEX

>>47079998
Fortnite waiting room is up btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS0AbLfdR54

>>47080678
I like to imagine he called him dumb nigger in his mind several times during that

>Magni releases schedule
>Still no Sonic Heroes
ngmi...

Does magni encourage stream sniping why is he prechat gunning for sniping

>>47080849
he forgor :(

>>47080606

>>47080932
Cute newfag

>>47080849
He should consider it beaten already and play Generations or get his hands in an Xbox and play Unleashed, wanna see his suffering with Werehog and some fan arts of Magni

>>47080999
I'm really not that new

>>47081123
Then you would know that this is just Tempura tradition

>>47080932
no they're just retards.

>>47081019
I know Heroes was pretty mediocre but I just want to watch him do 'Last' Story. Think what you want about Heroes, I still believe Metal Overlord is one of the hypest bosses in the franchise (and one of the best music tracks as well).

>>47081126
did you draw this anon

>>47081123
sniping is what members usually refer to when gifting menshis trying to make greys green

Why did the sisters abandon VG?

god i want to fuck dez

Why did HQ abandon us?

>>47081477
Because /vg/ is a shit board

Which Tempus dude would play this WITHOUT jacking off?

Where is blue boy schedule

>>47081288
nope
https://twitter.com/loneturtledove/status/1645461883925807104

>>47081477
they didn't abandon anyone, they simply don't watch streams

https://twitter.com/mikki_p0817/status/1645238473173991427?s=21

Bettel’s gonna ryona you faggots back

>Fortnite on the menu again
I hate this fucking bitch

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Axel April is still real!!! I'm actually quite excited about the WoW collab! It might be a slow start, well it most definitely will be a slow start, but that's just how the game is sometimes. I'm just happy to see that Axel gets to have a good few hours to just chill and mess around with his friends coming up soon! He's so serious during the scrims, it's a good side of him, but he doesn't really allow himself to commit to bits or really let loose often now. He's always so focused on all aspects of his play and how/what he can do better. It's very admirable and cool. I know he does enjoy the road to improvement and is having fun in another way with VSAI, but this guy deserves to just turn his brain off and have some dumb fun with his friends too!! So, I wish that for him during the WoW collab! And, this is a bit randomly thrown in here, but I really adore how Axel always tends to highlight others. It's not just a him thing, it's never just him who achieves something, but the combined efforts of many people! I was thinking back on how Axel always tends to praise leader and Selen when they make fantastic plays or give out a smart call- I love it! Even outside of VSAI Axel's always giving credit to the hardworking individuals who came to help produce his projects, and wishes to extend his hand towards the fans who deserve a bit of love and spotlight. He's too sweet. I love him man. This guy's always looking out for everyone no matter how big or small. Axel's heart is just too big, I hope that he's getting the same treatment too. I wish this guy the best in everything he does, and I hope that his dreams soon become pleasant. I think the stress has been getting to him recently, it hurts to hear his sleep get interrupted by nightmares, so I wish this especially! Eat lots of good foods Axel, stay happy and healthy!!! And Good luck in scrims tonight as well!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>47081829
>my name is Fortnite

>>47081714
I like flayon and altare's bats

I like these boys a lot and I hope they accomplish all their goals

Post your schedule already you brat before I rape correct you!

>>47081947
SHINY SPICY LOVE~

i miss vesper i keep looping his hitman insane laugh and imagine him killing me to cope

sex pest

>>47078864
I miss them...rpr please come home...

>>47081947
that looks so cozy

I wonder if anyone else will join alttel in csgo

>>47082699
Shinri probably but I really want just the duo for once. They need a duo name asap too because all the ship names suck

This Hakkito fell from the nest and hit its head

>>47082853
what would the duo name even be? bettel is a clown/jester and altare is a demon king/hero

>>47083023
IT GOT THROWN IN THE FACKIN OCEAN

leader was hard to make a /MANS/ police version of, he's... kind of just a guy, so he doesn't get much special to his outfit. sicks his dingo cop on particularly naughty anons who brings his prey back to leader so he can personally rape correct them. he patrols silently, menacingly, daring anyone to violate the law in his line of sight, and will laugh in anon's face when they cry over stupid shit. he was given a choice of a more distinct uniform, but he prefers matching his station's general dress because he's a sap
https://files.catbox.moe/8gvc4o.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/md2k9h.PNG

>>47083092
KEK "get this piece of shit away from me"

>>47081972
Soon™
Though I guess at least 5 of the days are predictable anyway

>>47083097
he looks really cool nice drawanon!
>spoiler
hot

>>47083097
hes also the bait when theyre trying to catch pedos
cute art anon i like how you both combine lineless and lined art

>>47083097
the dogwhistle for axel kek nice touch

>>47083089
SHACO FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
if we can revive old jokes

>>47083097
what's in the mystery bag?

>>47083097
I love this lmao. You did good with just a guy

Boy Hakka loves flying close to the sun

>>47083097
Damn, this looks so cool, gj drawanon

>>47083097
the hairclips with all of the hq boys colors is very cute

>>47083097
KINO

>>47083089
there's something there with jesters and kings probably

macro morf...trying not to get crushed under huge roach feet...squirming in terror as he picks you up and threatens to eat you!!

This Passpartout 2 looks way better than the first one, it has some different stuff to do, I hope Magni plays it eventually

>>47083097
>please resist
sexo

>>47083097
this is really well done, gj anon

>>47083097
Very cute art as always! Are his hairclips Magni and Vesper coloured?

>>47082601
It was cute when rpr was like "You guys have a pro from XSET!" and Altare went "It's not rpr though! You know that we all want rpr, right?"
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1778469000?t=00h21m02s

Where is Vesper's schedule.

>>47081892
blessings to the TSB leadahhh!

>>47079998
>>47080002
oh he's going over the magmite art tomorrow? great, I didn't delete my shitty one in time...

sleeping early so i can catch TSB in the morning gn /mans/

>>47083350
it is a mystery spread across the bag and hidden pockets: date rape tabs, planting drugs donated from dez, axel's arrest anklet speaker and remote taser, duct tape, needles, rope, two throwaway phones, fake blood capsules (luring tool), and a group HQ picture :) maybe an unopened pokemon card pack or two to take the edge off

Hakka having no clue what a punk is...

>>47083615
Yeah, I was watching Oga play it for a while, seems like they added a good bit more variety in things to do and brushes you can use. Was considering it getting it myself.
Shame it wasn't quite out yet when Bettel played the first one

>>47083813
>maybe an unopened pokemon card pack or two to take the edge off
Kek, this addict

>>47083703
orange and purple for axel and magni, his ponytail tie is yellow for vesper! he loves his boys!

>>47083813
>group HQ picture
nta but I'm crying

>>47083801
Anon, are you drunk?

>>47083097
>>47083813
This might be my favorite one all things considered

>>47083813
>altare opens pokemon cards instead of smoking
kek perfect

>>47083885
I love you anon, your little guys are always so detailed.

>>47083885
He HATES VG

>>47083914
nta, but i think anon was thinking magni was gonna use the zatsudon to look at the 200k magmites + messages. though it doesn't specify so we don't know until the frame is up.

What is this cute birb drawing

>>47083914
not yet, I'm taking about the 200k magmite board. He said he'd do a zatsu about it

Based Senzaki Mama.
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1645576795151040512

>>47084115
a mastapiece

>>47084126
>not yet
get drunk NOW

>>47084211
timelapses LOVE senzakimama is the coolest

>>47084071
>>47084126
Oh, I see, I missed that info so I was wondering where you got that info from, even looked at his schedule a few times.

>>47084211
she turned that smile upside down...

>>47084211
Imagine a world where Senzaki is Magni's mama

>i'm a ni-
hakka watch your mouth

>>47084427
Nicaraguan, anon. where is Nicaragua located?

>>47084489
>spoiler
burgerchama...

for a second there I thought the shit was sitting in a sink

>>47084489
it's ____i forgor____________ doxxchama

What the actual fuck is he drawing

>>47084489
It's next to Panama right?

BETTEL IS BLACK?

>>47084802
shit with a purple hat

>>47084783
the attached axel picture sells this one so well

>>47084889
yes

>>47085079

>>47084356
She likes his design
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1645580095447506945

I miss you, please just post your schedule my husband

>>47083846
I didn't even know there was a sequel for it, looks like it released last week, I'm liking what I'm seeing

>>47084356
Then we wouldn't have Magni's fantastic design

>>47085384
stay strong machiroon god keeps giving us his toughest battles

i want my bulimic jester back already
https://twitter.com/jullian_kk/status/1645554477292765185

>>47085475
This I fucking love all the little details in magnis design

>>47085384
he'll probably post it in the middle of the night before he goes to sleep, it is his rest day after all~

what did senzaki-mama mean by this?

>>47085475
Having two mamas isn't that farfetched you know

>>47083542
Could be just King's Jester or some shit with Royal Court. Bettel is also the secretary of the guild so there is the Boss-Secretary relationship as well Bettel in a pencil skirt sitting on Leader's desk...

W-We will have the HQ outfits soon, right?
Fucking hell I even just woke up from a dream where the boys got them. Altare had a cute hat.

>>47085578
his design is by far my favorite in all of holopro

>>47085709
3 more months! Hang in there! ;)

>>47085709
Summer.

>>47085578
The lengths to which she went to design all the intrinsic details and mechanisms is often underappreciated.

>>47085526
>>47085584
I will stay strong anons! Let's keep supporting the boys forever!!!

>>47085709
They'll get TWO new outfits by summer
I mean, fucking hell, everyone is getting new outfits left and right

>>47085670
I forgot that technically bettel is the secretary now all I can think about is powahara

>>47085578
ugly work uniform. :(

>>47085709
at this point i imagine we'll get hq and vg outfits at the same time

>>47085862
>>47085781
w-when is summer? I am not japanese or from burgerland

>>47085670
>spoiler
H-hot.

>>47085937
Summer is during June-July-August in Northern hemisphere

>>47085937
june is considered the beginning of summer

>>47085937
If you're from south hemisphere then just reverse the seasons dumbchama...

>>47085578
Yeah, Magni's design is so cool. The best of all of Tempus... Except the face and the pants/tabard. The face is so bad it brings it down to a 7/10 and at least the pants/tabard are rarely seen.

>>47085937
June-August

>>47085925
You know what, is not impossible.
HoloX got their first outfit within like the first month! just because it was New years celebrations. I totally see all tempus getting a costume together since the VG boys have been around 4 months now which is crazy to think about.

>>47085578
I don't like it. Too many things going on and he's like 80% legs.

>>47086052
But I love his face...

>>47085937
its when the northern hemisphere axis points most towards the sun

>>47086103
Now show it at his worst angle

>>47086063
how long did it take for jp stars to get their first outfit

>>47086139
I still love it

God please let me give hakka the most life changing blowjob

>>47086103
we are the last magface enjoyers itt

I don't follow Flayon closely, why is his fanart so edgy?

>>47086190
I love magni but whenever I see this I can't help but laugh

i want magni to play toreba

>>47086224
Well...because he's edgy. Like oshi, like fanbase.

>>47081572
>2023
>we are closer to 2050 than 1990
>still no Tempus dating sim

>>47086231
It just makes it better! I love how manically insane it is, and it gives people a laugh! A boy of many talents!!

>>47086224
His 100k celebration stream and some hints at his lore mostly
He acted as a sort of psychotic maid in his 100k and stuck the machiroons in an oven
And the lore he's hinted at has edgy vibes

This is the car Bettel and Flayon used to visit Xenokuni

MANAGEMENT HATE

>>47085904
How fucking DARE you jk I’ve never heard someone criticize the outfit specifically, do you have a reason you don’t like it? I’m curious
>>47085787
Honestly, I really hope in the future when HQ gets new outfits (and if they’re not like casual wear or something) she’ll be the one to illustrate because her attention to specific features is really pretty

>>47086365
attention all faggots, get in the tempusmobile

>>47086343
Gross

>>47086404
>spoiler
a-anon...

>>47086198
Not so fast!

>>47086479
I’ve only heard shit about his face are you telling me I’m missing something

>>47086479
shh, ignorance is bliss, don't ruin it

>>47086338
>we are closer to 2050 than 1990
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP

I miss Altare!!!

>>47086338
what would you want out of a tempus dating sim?

>>47086577
Look at this little guy, I miss him

>your broshi
>why do you refuse to talk about ongoing streams?

>>47086629
To kiss every boy To be murdered by every boy

>>47086651
I'm not a sister so I'm actually watching Hakka's stream.

>>47086629
nta but i want vesper to laugh, pat my head, and tell me everything will be alright

>>47086224
he has a canon kid/pre-pilot form, saying he doesn't recall why the tips of his hair are dark, lots of minor hints here and there to something hugely traumatic impacting his life with no memory of it. if you're talking about the yandere pics, he likes playing up the tsun-yandere dynamic for the machiroons

>>47086651
thank you for reminding me that hakka is streaming. it’s cute

>>47086671
Why would Shinri ever murder (You)

>>47086739
There is a Lore reason for it

STREAM HAKKA'S SONGS

>>47086739
To feel something

>>47086739
shinri wouldn't murder anyone. he would follow the plot of Misery, break your bones and poisoning you to keep you bedridden so he can fulfill his maternal urge to take care of you

>>47086629
Katawa Shoujo, with (You) being the recently arrived 9th member of Tempus

>>47086739
he wants the thrill of being a criminal

>>47086816
ToT

>>47086671
how and why would each of them do it

>>47086739
>>47086803

hakka's stream is so cool it makes me want to eat his feet

new utsuP cover?

>>47086823
How does KS fit into this
Are they all cripple girls now?

>>47086816
Ah, so the obligatory yandere route(s).

>>47086823
No please My heart have not recovered from Emi's route after all these years

More utsu-p covers by hakka possibly coming in the future

>>47086928
kek. how are they all crippled?

>>47086972
hakka pushes out covers so quick

>>47086890

>>47086972
Nice, utsu-p is cool

>>47086816
i would be ok with this
im practically glued to my bed as is imagining shinri mama loving me and taking care of me as i slowly rot away peacefully from this world

I want him to cover kagepro songs too...

>>47086984
They are all Menhera

IM GOING TO EXPLODE I LOVE UTSU P I LOVE HAKKA IM GOINV TO HEAVEN

>>47087089
you should bring it up especially in his zatsus

>>47087104
he's too perfect

>>47087120
im too shy uwu

He noticed them
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1645611446041206789

>>47087231
i’m glad, it was very cute

>>47087104
stop exploding it's still ramadan

goddamn bro, I dont want more solo fornite mag, is so fun when the other boys join and talk about whatever

flayon has been spending the past 3 hours deciding whether to play 13 sentinels on friday or saturday

>>47087564
solo fortnite to magni is solo apex to axel who knows though one of the other boys might hop in

>>47087564
Sorry anon you're going to have to watch him in the throes of his addiction.

did i do this right? also, estimated size might change depending on how the penis is packed in that bulge. i don't know if mine is correct.
>verification not required

>>47087564
blame everyone that complained for solo mag time. this is the timeline they chose

>>47087652
TToTT cute shota cock

>>47086972
THERE WILL BE A SUGARCOAT OF LOVE COVER BY BANZOIN HAKKA THERE WILL BE A SUGARCOAT OF LOVE COVER BY BANZOIN HAKKA THERE WILL BE A SUGARCOAT OF LOVE COVER BY BANZOIN HAKKA THERE WILL BE A SUGARCOAT OF LOVE COVER BY BANZOIN HAKKA THERE WILL BE A SUGARCOAT OF LOVE COVER BY BANZOIN HAKKA

>>47087652
i would hardly feel it he'd be so cute and desperate to make anything happen ToT

>>47087766
OH SHIT

>>47087652

Hakka speaking bad french is cute

>>47087766
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

i dont actually mind solo fortnite, i like hearing magni talk about whatever enters his brain

Now for the ultimate question, who shows it and who grows it in Tempus?

>>47088017
I wish he would play some of the custom maps, there's a bunch of cool stuff, not to mention whatever people have been doing with the unreal tool.

>>47087652
poor guy

>>47088181
what does that even mean?

>>47088265
damn flayon is top 5%. not bad kek

>>47088265
>tfw only 17 cm

i want to back leader into a corner and stare into his eyes

Finally rewatching today's scrim and I like how Axel always make sure he compliments Selen and Leader for their plays or comms after the game.

>>47088428
Don't say Regina backwards.

>>47087652
>>47088265
Here's the actual truth

>>47088181
>shower
flayon (his tiny dick rises straight up)
bettel (dick flops a lot even when hard)
magni (average dick)
vesper (big and long naturally)
>grower
altare (a bit longer)
axel (much thicker and a bit longer)
hakka (a bit thicker and longer)
>hyper
shinri (dick transforms into a bad dragon horse dragon dildo)

>>47088632
>>47088528
please find god.

wtf is going on

>>47088632
as a size queen this post pleases me

>>47088706
What not watching streams does to niggas

>>47088418
so?
the boys are probably all around 5.8 inches

>>47088428
intimidating leader… how long do you think he could stare back angrily for before looking away?

which tempus member can take the most cocks at once?

>>47088789
SAILING THE SAME SIZE

What if Flay was a sassy black woman

This is why Axel stopped visiting these threads

is this what girls feel like when random guys talk about their boob sizes? damn, I am sorry sisters

>>47088528
welp this interesting

>penis size
american thread

>>47088871
DYRBI

>>47088528
>the charming small fish
kek

>>47088883
magni...

cringe general

>>47088873
wtf do you mean bro how did you not think when discussing titty sizes "man this is kinda weird" before now

>>47088982
Sisters are cringe.

>>47088982
It will only get worse once gen 3 comes out.

Hakka's cover of 生きてるおばけは生きているreached 200K views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULoig4tyuSI

this is what happens when there aren’t enough streams

>>47088706
>>47088873
blame the machiroons

>>47089067
I hope gen 3 is just 4 hardcore misogynists chilling together

>>47089127
nice

i miss vesper

Which of the HQ boys will release an orisong first? Axel seems content to just do covers forever.

>>47089149
Pls don't I don't want this penis inspection day either

>>47089153
I don't think Cover would want to hire yab magnets from /here/

This is why these niggas need to stream on Mondays

>>47089165
wednesday vesoji...until then stay strong...

>>47089194
Magni or Altare

>>47089153
seems like the more inclusive the talent is, the cringer their fanbase becomes

>cock thread
Well, you know what that means boys. Whip em out

>>47089194
and you watched me walk into the sea

>>47089149
Nigger what did we do????

>>47089194
Nah, Axel is cooking an original song for his anniversary about the Axelotls

>>47089242
>vesoji
please we all know the ojisans regulars arent menhera enough to be here on mondays

>>47089285
just because we have hypothetical cock sizes doesn't mean you have to post an actual cock. delete this anon

>>47089306
nta but this>>47088528

>>47089285
Here's my favorite cock imagine, handpicked of course.

>>47089265
the machitroons would support this theory

i want to make out with magni and push him up onto the arcade cabinet, his dumpy pressing up against the joysticks while he fiddles with mine

>>47089364
I've seen Axel playing with this cock before!

>>47089285
HOTTTTTTTT damn my picrel got btfo'd by the captcha

>>47089382
>i want to make out with magni
This but with Magnolia

>>47089265
that's not really true, just look at the vesties. everyone is bad.

i think it's cute that there are guys getting flustered from anons discussing dicks

>>47089449
>flustered
I don't think that's the correct emotion, anon.
You might have autism.

>>47089449
they're so silly it's almost like they're trying to egg it on bratty tsun style

>>47085595
I literally just saw Sensaki mama reply to a tweet reacting to this lmao

ALCHEMIST ON THE TELLY

NOW SHUT UP ABOUT COCKS YOU CRINGE FUCKERS
Magni on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS0AbLfdR54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS0AbLfdR54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS0AbLfdR54

>>47089354
Flay should strangle that falseflagger to death! we all know he has the tiniest in the guild anyways

>>47089490
Let the woman fantasize as much as she wants

>>47089285

magni's gonna talk about cocks at some point in his stream

Nowa schedule.
Weak ass week from him
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1645623073738211328

>>47089570
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW YAMEROOOOOO A WOMAN

magni just hurt himself

>solo fortnite again
damn...

>>47089636
I think it's just Lord Chungus making a mess kek

i want to beat on vesper's buttcheeks like a pair of bongos, because i think it would be really funny and make him uncomfortable, but not enough to voice his discomfort

>>47089607
VEWSPER VEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPERVEWSPER

Stop with that italian accent right there you motherfucker

beating bettel for his mistakes (affectionate)

>ITS MR BEAST!!!!!!
>immediately goes to purchase it

7 months...

I now ship Hakka/Bettel

Someone join magni in vc you fuckers god dammit i miss the valheim out of nowhere streams

>>47089787
0 chemistry ship

>>47089194
Altare. He's already randomly written a Minecraft parody and that little Tempus rap, and now that they have Hakka churning out songs like crazy I feel like it'll activate his competitive side.

>>47089811
we really had it good there

>>47089768
0 hesitation kek

>>47089607
>LoL
Oh haha what a whacky batsu that he was tooootally dreading having to do. Oh man I'm gonna tune in and watch him SUFFER for 3 hours because of that lousy clock woman!

>>47089811
He probably didn't invite anyone and isnt even on vc

>>47089746
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO THROW BROKEN GLASS AT HIM FOR BEING SUCH A PATHETIC JOBBER RETARD ToT ARIGATOU CHUUU

>>47089819
Tell me a ship with chemistry

>>47087652
>>47088265
But that's flaccid, what if he's a grower?

>>47089917
Dicks don't work like that.

>>47089884
Mamomi-san was so based for this, I'm glad she understands the Altare experience

WHO THE FUCK IS MR BEAST

>>47089871
it did get old but seems like suffering is legit his kink

>>47089940
do not reply to machitroon posts, hide all machitroon posts

>>47089900
Any Magni ship because he's an alCHEMIST

>>47089943
i can't even fathom how she came up with the idea, it's so funny. horny momi love

>>47089947
Probably the biggest vtuber in the world who spends millions of dollars to make his videos, crazy guy

>>47090005

>>47089947
rich youtuber guy who uses his money to make videos

Well I'll be damned, Magni returned to Fortnite like a crack addict crawling back into the crack den

>>47089947
Rich guy who gets richer by making videos of him being rich
Every time I hear his name my brain autocorrects it to Mr Breast

>>47090005
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>47090005

is magni more energetic than usual or is it just me?

>>47089194
Alt or Magni. I think Magni will pull it off first because he's not as perfectionist

>>47090113
Just had Discord Sex with Bettel

WE ARE IN BROS

sunday night kintama bros stream

AXMAG ANONS STATUS???? REMINISCING STREAM SUNDAY NIGHT

I really want to send a bait superchat saying "I heard you're going to Japan, have fun" just to see him panicking if it does happen to be true

Anyways, I want Hakka to tie Bettel down and step on his dick

>>47090113
He jerked off before stream

LET'S GO

LET'S FUCKNG GOOOOOO

more fortnite… yay…

>>47090221
He heard you magmites and what you love.

>>47090192
Axel told him how he jacked off right before scrims and his performance got better because of it, so Magni decided to try it out with Fortnite

For how little they collab, Axel and Magni sure love talking about each other, which is crazy because I'm sure they're barely together in VC anymore

not even 30 people huh? I thought it would be way more honestly

>>47090255
We have no idea how much they talk behind the scenes tbf. They at least looked at the YATTA video together while Magni was gushing about the chibis being cute to Axel

i miss them

When will Tempus learn to stop saying "Watch this!"...

>>47090386
how long is each meet and greet? like 5 minutes long?

>>47090401
Me too ;_;

>>47090255
I feel like Axel and Magni are 2 of the most likely members to hang out off stream.

that skin is hot

>>47090428
Probably a minute tops, with all the other scuffle it takes a lot of time to do a meet and greet