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Is this the discord thread?

kys

NijiID mass graduation deflection thread

This is awful.

>>47021906
Mumei doesnt belive in antibiotics

>>47021906
These rrats are fucking funny as fuck lmao.
I knew there was something wrong with Ame but what in the fuck, I actually feel sorry for her now.
The rest of the girls really seem to desperately need some actual platonic male guidance in their day to day lives if they struggled with most of those things legitimately.

>>47022715
>rrats
These are all things I personally remember witnessing or hearing about on stream, they're 100% backed up by proof and you can find evidence of many of them in the archive.

>Nothing negative about Fauna whatsoever
Sapbros, we simply cannot lose

>>47021906
>Kronii spent months building up an audience of parasocial/unicorn fans only to tell them to fuck off on a whim after a random break
That didn't happen. She never encouraged them.

>>47023036
Saplings conveniently forgetting about the coins incident.

>>47023036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOO0v3Savl4

>>47021906
>Ame leaves part of her credit card debt unpaid every month so she can build credit
Wowzers.

>>47023146
no one cares buddy, now post some funny shit

>yet another EN bitching thread
This board should've never been made and I blame the 2hu and /qa/ faggots for being such pansies that this happened. fuck you.

>>47023009
Well fuck.
Then that makes it even funnier then.

>>47021906
These absolute dorks can't be this cute!

>bae confirmed the most adult

>>47023281
no, fuck you. You are an anti piece of shit and this thread is an obvious deflection from the NijiID situation.

Man the Nijis are in full damage control mode now

>>47021906
>>47023009
Who the hell told you post such retarded rrats?Where's your FUCKING MEDICINE?

>>47021906
Watch literally any EN stream for 5 minutes and it becomes painfully obvious.

>>47021906
So true sis #Cut4Hex

>>47024657
>>47025041
>Bronies more obsessed with Nijisanji than Nijiniggers
lol

>>47021906
At first I thought this was a bait thread.
Then I read it. It's all fucking true.

Holy shit.

>>47021906
How is this news anyone who wasn't aware that HoloEN is full of retards is retarded themselves.

Now make a thread for the JP members and don't pretend they're not stupid either.

>>47021906
>>Gura ate pizza that fell in her bath
That cunny bitch

>>47021906
I do not get the Kazoo thing. Like, how did she not get it to work?

>>47025288
because she's dumb

>>47025288
She was just blowing into it like a whistle, not realizing you have to buzz your lips. kinda cute desuu

>>47025196
>EN are retarded.
>JP pretend to be retarded to act cute.

>>47025288
>>47025463
Like there's two possibilities here. She either spent several streams frustrating her viewers over a kazoo she refused to look up how it worked and didn't actually know, but refused to use the internet to find out.
Or she pretended to and pissed them off on purpose.
Either way, I laugh at them.

>not a single tempus mention
tempuschads cannot stop winning

>>47025604
Oh, and not to mention the thousands of people telling her how and she just didn't bother to read or accept their answers.

>>47021906
I can save them all with my galactic intellect.

>>47025463
Is that what it was? It's been a long time so my memory isn't reliable here, but I thought she was blowing into it from the wrong end.

>>47025378
>>47025463
I have never used one. So instead of blowing you do like trumpet noises?
Gotta be real, I didn't know that either but I'd look up how to fucking use one online.

>>47025688
You hum into a kazoo. It took her several streams to find out. Mainly because she refused to look it up or listen to chat. The behavior was almost yab levels. Over a kazoo. A fucking KAZOO.

>>47025463
>buzz your lips
does anon really?

>>47021906
Hi Discord! Add me on your screencap!

>>47025758
no you literally just hum, vibration from vocal cords shakes paper and makes rattling noise

>>47021906

I knew all of these except the Kiara 30hz one, that's hilarious. I love these retards so much.

>>47021906
>Kiara accidentally played all her games with her monitor set at 30hz for two years
I love this dumb birb

>>47021906
>Ame leaves part of her credit card debt unpaid every month so she can build credit
The fuck? That's the opposite of building credit

>>47021906
Ame set up birthday calls without telling anyone about it, because she didn't knew how things were working and that people need to schedule things because they are busy. She ended up with sitting there awkwardly for 2 hours with only freshly-debuted Reine pity-calling her. Since then some procedures changed and everyone HAVE TO make birthday calls and have +20 call-ins

>>47026128
Well, this IS a thread about them being retarded.

>>47026128
poor people advice, please understand

>>47026130
Which is funny, because Haato used to do this type of BDay stream on purpose, just to have empty air and set a mood.

>>47025639
This is a HoloEN thread not a StarsEN thread.

>>47021906
>>47023200
>When meeting up irl, a group of four members (half of which American) couldn't figure out the value of American coins
>Ame regularly cripples herself by eating gluten products despite having a gluten allergy
>Ame leaves part of her credit card debt unpaid every month so she can build credit

Holy fuck these are actual mental handicaps. How do they wipe their own ass without assistance?

>>47026233
How. Literally how do you conclude that not paying off at least enough so you don't incur interest is a good thing? How would you confuse interest with credit? Does she think 300 is an impressive score or some shit?

There was that one time Ame ragequit while playing GTA for like an hour. Something like she crashed her plane 3 times and just ended stream abruptly.

>>47026511
Well, her plan is to prove she pays regularly. So she keeps a balance.
It's one of those boomer myths that gets recirculated too often.

>>47026128
>>47021906
You're both retarded and ame isn't.

https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/finance/dont-zero-every-credit-card

>>47026677
>her plan is to prove she pays regularly
?????
What?

>>47026818
credit utilization rate

>>47021906
Gura is hardcore pretending for the LE EPIC QUIRKY GIRL bullshit, what might be real is her being tech-retarded
Ame is just bitchy and probably had a rough upbringing but she's otherwise normal
Mumei is a 50/50, she might be pretending but sometimes she sounds real, might be getting to that point in a person's life where she realizes a lot of people are shitty and prefers being alone
IRyS plays it up but she's kind of an airhead at times to the point where she always believes her chat is gaslighting her or something
Kiara is European so she's automatically fucking stupid
Mori is an edgy kid that never grew out of early 2000's shit and still hasn't and never will, her favorite youtuber is the dildoman and she tries way too hard to emulate him

Overall there aren't any actual fucking retards in EN, they just have retard moments. Do not confuse retard moments with woman moments. They might seem the same and can be very hard to distinguish, but there IS a difference. IRyS not knowing how to pronounce common English words is a retard moment. Any of them having tech problems this late into their streaming career is a normal woman moment, it's not the same.

>>47026818
Yeah, she keeps a low balance to demonstrate she pays off regularly.
As I just said: it's a fucked up boomer myth.

>>47026918
Out of all of them being retarded, Gura is probably the only one pretending. She lays it on too thick to be anything else.

>>47026756
>>47026926
Who do I believe?

>Mori retweeted a crude drawing of her getting fucked doggystyle while a crying Deadbeat is watching
Add the lean arc to it.
>explained her behavior by claiming to be drunk on "lean", a street drug made with cough syrup

>>47027171
>nerdwallet.com
Gee, bud.

>>47027269
Well?

>>47026756
No, she's the retard for having a credit card and not using it. You should NEVER incur interest on your credit card because it shows that you're a risk to lend to. I bet she's paying for all her transactions by debit or direct withdrawal. What an idiot. What's the point of having a credit card if you don't use it? God knows she orders Uber Eats every day; that should be put on her credit card. You don't even need a large monthly credit card bill, like $100-200 a month will do to build good credit.

>>47026918
>>47027010
Gura playing herself up is also easily proven by her contradicting info she knew in the past but plays dumb now. All part of the saying Gura cute.

>>47027472
pay down full balance immediately after purchase, paying interest is literally called the stupid tax in finance

>>47027521
I don't doubt she has her genuine stupid moments.
But I'm actually convinced her IQ is the highest out of all of them.

>>47027269
>random from 4chan
Honestly the same level of legitimacy so we are back to square one

>>47021906
Didn't read any of that, I want to mating press Bae, that is all.

>>47027849
So you admit that link is the same legitimacy as an anonymous poster? Well, I rest my case.
Feel free to give credit card companies your money for free while you pretend they won't look at that and go, "This guy is so fucking dumb he'll give up thousands of dollars for no reason but a rumor. Definitely not raising that credit score."

>>47023364
>entertainers offer subpar entertainment
>fans bitch
I do not understand why there are people who just want to eat whatever crap is shoved in their faces without complaint.

>>47024373
She isn't allowed to leave the shed without adult supervision.

>>47021906
>holoCouncil met up cross-country for an ASMR off-collab, could not obtain a working ASMR mic, simply streamed with a regular mic for an hour then went home
holy kek
I don't keep up with EN much so thank you for this list, what a shitshow

>>47028044
Commitment. Focus. Sheer fucking will.

>>47021906
is that's all?

>>47027841
I still hold that that The one time Kiara mentioned that she learned something about Gura when they meet that she didn't expect is the fact Gura is the most normalfag out of all of them. She just knows how to hide her powerlevel very well so when she streams she's able to "trick" everyone with her streamer personality but really it isn't a trick it's just her nerdy personalty that she doesn't let out in public and it's also why she can feel so natural in streams sometimes.

tldr she mastered the saying "hiding your powerlevel"

>>47024641
This guy is the big mad that HoloEN are a bunch of literal fucking retards

>>47028335
>t Gura
Fucking stream already, holy fuck.

>>47028335
Nice pasta

>>47028163
>Subpar entertainment
I hate EN fans but this is the general "bitch at EN for some stuff that is them being women" thread.

>>47027841
lol no. Highest IQ is either Ina or Fauna.

Nijisanji just had a MASS GRADUATION OF ID STREAMERS. This is the deflection by the nijicord

>>47028695
No, not a chance. They're above average, but I'm pretty sure Gura still has them beat.

>>47021906
They are so cute

>>47023036
>he forgot the own goal incident

>>47021906
Listing every HoloEN's boo-boos and silly mistakes doesn't make you look smarter than them. If anything, it only shows that you are more of a brainless faggot.

>>47026918
>Gura is hardcore pretending for the LE EPIC QUIRKY GIRL bullshit
The problem with "pretending" is that you become what you are pretending.
Just look at Aqua. At first, she just acted the "awkward shy" type character but she did eventually become that way.

>>47028764
Nah. Gura plays up being "dumb and stinky" for her hand-clapping brony audience, but she is average. Ina and Fauna are smarter. She's average, alongside Kronii, Mumei, Bae and Mori.
The only true retards are IRyS, Kiara and Amelia.

>>47028233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-LklmsqUv4
Here's the stream in question, iirc the funniest thing about it is they promised they would meet up again to do it properly this time.
They have yet to do so.

>>47021906
now i need an ID one.

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>>47025852
So uh... to the people I quoted...
Are you bots? Or do you just spend your days replying to catalog threads without reading them?
Because if it's the latter, this is just sad.

>>47029167
>The only true retards are IRyS, Kiara and Amelia.
oooooh my retard hafu waifu

>>47023036
Fauna is vegan so here's your negative.

>>47029454
Some threads just look like discord raid.

>>47029929
means she'd smell and taste good
pussy

>>47030092
No, it means she's weak as fuck, she looks tired 24/7, her hair is weak, and her skin is dry and pale irl.

>>47021906
11 members over 3 years and this is the worst you can come up with?

>>47030165
easier to have your way with her
in veganspace, no one can hear you scream

>>47029454
YWNBAW sis

>>47030171
to retarded to do anything worse

on that note, gura is straight up alcoholic and has been like this for years now

Glad I never bothered watching Holo EN kek this is embarrassing stuff

>>47021906
>>Ame leaves part of her credit card debt unpaid every month so she can build credit
I think you're the stupid one, OP. Credit utilization under 30% but above 0% is good and helps build score.

Why are you guys so mean to iris, she is so nice and sweet. She never says a bad thing about anybody.

>>47032329
https://streamable.com/lukpek
Think again, bozo.

>>47026918
>le europeans stupid
ogey https://youtu.be/h-KLmUJ-Lko

>>47032506
She did nothing wrong
Go back to re.ddit, faggot

>>47032506
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>47032506
I like how she had to stop herself
twice

>>47026918
>europeans being stupid
Yeah nah. American education system is significantly worse, especially nowadays when it's mostly focused on niggers and jews.

>>47021906
>>Ame regularly cripples herself by eating gluten products despite having a gluten allergy
Even worse than that: she just assumes she has a gluten allergy and (at least as of summer 2022) has refused to go the doctor to confirm it. Since the tummy hort incidents are not consistently tied to gluten consumption, it could quite likely be something else entirely.

>>47026130
Anya spent almost 30mins alone...

>>47021906
>Ame leaves part of her credit card debt unpaid every month so she can build credit
That's a smart thing to do
If you want a better credit rating you should buy something cheap like a console and pay it off as slowly as you can while also never missing a payment

>>47032506
>-igger
UNDENIABLE proof Irys is /here/

>>47032329
>>47032506

Niji graduation deflection thread. Seethe.

>>47021906
About half of these are on purpose from the talents themselves.

Im not going to read all that.

Whatever happened in this SNOT collab
https://youtu.be/cbJqM07d_5Q

>>47029454
>>47029454
What's really sad is spending all your day hating on innocent girls and spreading lies about them.

>>47026172
I wonder who would want to promote the idea that HoloENs are retarded . Hmmmmmm

>>47029454
Nigger, they are women, give em some slack. No one surprised if they made some technical mistakes here and there

>>47022715

>>47039677
Everything until the TF2 part sounds like a regular active 20th century kid childhood.
Every kid is fucking crazy and stupid. I remember falling from an apple tree and landing flat on my back, a huge mirror dropping on my foot, a dog biting me in the face leading to a ton of rabies shots in the stomach and me reaching mad running speed when a lightning struck the river I was playing in. And I was a quiet kid who liked reading, not an outdoors type with a sibling.

>>47039677
taking this as reference, i had mentally pictured ame as some venom snake scarred girl, but her rm is cute

Chesscuck here, watching bad chess is kind of fun, but after the first time it only goes downhill in terms of enjoyment.

>>47021906
>Megathread

You could fill a 300+ post thread just on dumb shit IRyS said alone. She asked if humans existed several thousand years ago just last night. Talking about wombs too. The time she said dildo on stream. The baby benis incident.

>>47041305
>he's such a newfag he thinks megathreads were invented by reddit in 2011 or somesuch

>>47037814
>Nigger, they are women, give em some slack.
No.

>>47021906
Kronii deliberately buy Subway and store them for 4-5 days until they have "marinated" enough to eat

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>>47036484
>/vt/ isn't 50% bot pos-

>>47023146
She made a fkn ecchi daki

>>47032329
IRyS is literally too dumb to be made fun of, you could call her licentious and a cumdump and she'd wonder why you thought she had lice or where you're coming to dump stuff for her.

>>47022715
rrats?
I have seen more than 70% on these on streams and I dont even follow them much

>>47021906
>>Mori was unsure if fruits and vegetables were plants before being corrected by Fauna
>>Mori accidentally pepper-sprayed herself by testing it in the sink
>>Mori has regularly struggled with opening beer and wine bottles

Calli have rly killed too many braincells through alcohol / drug usage over the years...

>>47043689
I dont remember the others but I think the self-pepper spray literally happened on stream

>>47035719
No way this isn't an edit holy shit my sides

>>47044653
The one with fruits was on the tea stream with Fauna + some others iirc

Things that I saw

Mori

> Mori's dumb ass sister posting the Holohouse
> Mori rage quitting Rust Season finale over one (1) Grey tourist
> Mori having an Elden Ring competition with with Ina and IRyS and flipping the fuck out on open voice call because someone thought her Adam Sandler/Shrek jokes weren't funny
> Mori inviting Ina to play Lethal League, only to be unprepared for technical foul ups. When Ina couldn't connect instead of switching the game to something else or just chatting Mori made Ina sit there and watch her play against the Deadbeats
> Mori and Gura Phasmophobia shit stream contrasting with how well prepared she was to host her e-celeb friend.


Kiara

> Inability to press a fucking PC start button.
>Nearly burned her fucking kitchen to the ground because she fucking threw water on a grease fire
> Kiara season 3 Rust finale stream where she sat on a mountain and tried to timidly get Reine's attention, but failed because Reine was in a Open call with Polka and others. Ended the stream, uninstalled the game and deleted the VOD.

Ina
> Ina's Blue Period watch-along disaster. Instead of waiting until the anime was out, she had the big brained idea of watching the anime as each episode released on Netflix. Problem was Netflix has no uniform episode release schedule leaving some with episodes and others without it.
> Several months of shitty buffering streams because she was too fucking lazy to switch Internet providers or get someone in to check it out.

Stopped watching Mori after her Elden freakout


Gura
> I don't watch Gura

Ame
>I don't watch Ame

Council
>I don't watch Council

IRyS
>I don't watch IRyS

Things that I saw

Mori
> Mori's dumb ass sister posting the Holohouse
> Mori rage quitting Rust Season finale over one (1) Grey tourist
> Mori having an Elden Ring competition with with Ina and IRyS and flipping the fuck out on open voice call because someone thought her Adam Sandler/Shrek jokes weren't funny
> Mori inviting Ina to play Lethal League, only to be unprepared for technical foul ups. When Ina couldn't connect instead of switching the game to something else or just chatting Mori made Ina sit there and watch her play against the Deadbeats
> Mori and Gura Phasmophobia shit stream contrasting with how well prepared she was to host her e-celeb friend.
Stopped watching Mori after her Elden freakout

Kiara
> Inability to press a fucking PC start button.
> Nearly burned her fucking kitchen to the ground because she fucking threw water on a grease fire
> Season 3 Rust finale stream where she sat on a mountain and tried to timidly get Reine's attention, but failed because Reine was in a open call with Polka and others. Ended the stream, uninstalled the game and deleted the VOD.

Ina
> Ina's Blue Period watch-along disaster. Instead of waiting until the anime was out, she had the big brained idea of watching the anime as each episode released on Netflix. Problem was Netflix has no uniform episode release schedule leaving some with episodes and others without it.
> Several months of shitty buffering streams because she was too fucking lazy to switch Internet providers or get someone in to check it out.

I don't watch Gura, Ame, Council or IRyS

>>47032329
>>47032506
Were you guys around for the Terraria stream where IRyS kept calling enemies gypsies as a pejorative insult?

>calli
/thread

>>47041820
>Everything I don't like is a bot

4channer with least amount of free time be like

>>47028163
> fans bitch
lol lmao even
you think its the fans? its just a bunch of brainlet antis whos only life skill is rage baiting

>>47021906
nigga i ain't reading all of that
100 words or less
improve yourself

>>47046405
I dislike things that act like bots, and if it sounds like a bot...

>>47025967
You can edit it with “100% undiluted laziness and stupidity” and it’d be more accurate

That's the secret behind Hololive's success: hire borderline retarded girls with the mental capacity of a child.

tl;dr

>>47047479
>Carries around a doll of herself and says "sui...sui..."

>>47021906
>>Kiara accidentally played all her games with her monitor set at 30hz for two years
W-What's wrong with that... I've been playing at 30hz for years

>>47048114
Consolechama...

Let's compile Nijisanji yabs!

>>47048300
A graduation is not a yab fucking retard I want to kill a majority of the posters on this board

>>47048300
This is a thread about autism, you should probably go back to the Niji thread sister

>>47025463
Iirc didn't deadbeats literally cause Amazon to sell out of kazoos too? Those were simpler times

>>47026756
This is correct. Ame is doing what they literally tell you to do.

>>47048373
>A graduation is not a yab
Depends on the reason

>>47048300
Autismchama wrong thread...
Back to holo

>>47043689
Okay but I'll give her the sink one, people don't tend to realize how pepper spray actually works so that's not super uncommon. The rest are pretty dumb tho

>>47032329
If you're going to defend her at least learn to spell her name

>>47021906
>>"Ame regularly cripples herself by eating gluten products despite having a gluten allergy"
This is all so wrong I don't know where to begin. She got tested for it and actually didn't test positive for a gluten allergy at all, but still chooses to avoid it on account of gluten products getting her sick, though not always. This is further reinforced by the fact she spent weeks in Japan consuming copious amounts of gluten with no reactions whatsoever, proving the initial allergy test correct. She absolutely does not regularly consume gluten; she talks constantly about buying gluten free foods and using gluten free recipes. Her main meal nowadays seems to be soup with no gluten side dishes, and she had an entire cookie stream which she frequently mentioned it being gluten free. She's cheated a few times on her GF diet, but since she gets sick on it or off, and gluten is so delicious, you can't really blame her.

>>47034461
See, this guy actually watches streams. She got diagnosed (poorly) once, so instead of going back for further testing, or to another doctor, she wrote off the entire experience as a bad one and hasn't followed up since. Calling Ame a retard for not trying to better diagnose her health problems is fair, whatever OP was typing is below even threadreader level.

>>47029454
How much bitching does this board do over something stupid

>>47045376
>> Several months of shitty buffering streams because she was too fucking lazy to switch Internet providers or get someone in to check it out.
Such is the life of a can*dian

>>47050880
Graduating because you are a shitter that is barely a 2 view is not a yab

>>47051592
>but since she gets sick on it or off, and gluten is so delicious, you can't really blame her.

Are we even the same species anon?
If I were her boss I'd be furious over the sheer stupidity that constantly cripples her ability to work.

>>47045376
Mori
>"Why my internet suckass? I use the best ISP package."
>Stream over wi-fi that's a floor away