/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Neither Mori nor Amelia are real.
Stop being such a pathetic loser.

Imagine thinking a parasocial relationship gives a GFE. Deadbrap cope

deadbraps really do be brapping

>>4663012
>>4663040
>>4663056
Sorry you’re only allowed to post here if you’ve ever had sex

A shitty one for sure.

>>4663601
ironically, you wrote this post having never had sex, while i've had sex with 2 people about a dozen times each

>>4662930
Man having gf must suck so much then

mori is unironically similar to a gf I had but also so is amelia to another one. kiara is the type I cant really get because I dont understand them. ina type is usually uggoly, even though ina is not uggoly probably.
gura? now she is the perfect girl..........

>>4662930
HAHAHAHA, holy shit calli is so fucking irresponsible that she never puts in the 10 minutes required to prepare a collab and always fucks it up because of it. Then acts butthurt and depressed because people are unhappy about it.
Amelia might be a fucking retard but at least she takes her job seriously.
I can tell that Calli is the type of woman to constantly be irrationally butthurt at you for no good reason. I'll take Amelia over that any day of the week.

>>4662930
Both would be terrible girlfriends. Ina would be the only perfect gf experience. It's unfortunate she's most likely taken.

>>4664223
2 people hahahahahaha

>>4664557
You’re close to the truth anon

>>4664223
>2 people
truly the most pathetic number of sex partners to have.
0? maybe a cool turboautist.
1? you tried it, realised its not good, went back to being a turboautist (potentially cool one).
2? now thats pathetic. no excuses, youre just an incel who actually tries unless you reach maybe 20.
t. cumbud

>>4662930
Of the 5? Ina is wife tier at this moment
Kiara will be wife tier in 4-5 years when she finally has a home she can relax in
Mori isn't dead last, but i could not trust a wigga going on tour while she simultaneously lets everyone lewd her to her face

>>4664908
ogey

>>4664971
Mori is fine if you can actually put your foot down with her. As a girlfriend. Kiara would be a used up old whore (even more than now) in 3-4 years. If she’s getting married it’s within the next 2 years

>>4665049
The whole point of Mori is she's the punk rebel-ish girl from high school. To enforce discipline on her kinda negates everything she is

>>4664240
Congratulations on understanding the
>implication

>>4662930
You will never grow up and stuck on ur manchild fantasy if u think they are real anon...

>>4665114
Nah

>>4665157
Experience sex please

>>4662930
She really reminds me of real life. She like one of those girls where you love deeply and want to marry during the honeymoon phase of the relationship, but once that phase is over, you start realising more and more points about her that annoys the hell out of you and you start questioning yourself whether if its because she has change or if its just because you just don't love her as much anymore.

>>4667350
Yea

>>4662930
>true to life
why would i want that?

>you will never have an alcoholic goblin gf who just wants to stay inside and play rhythm games while you play whatever you want to play (or join her)

>>4668564
Authenticity

>>4662930
Aaaahhhh now I get why Tophat dumped her

>>4664557
Bro das cringe

Hey, did you wanna check out that movie tonight?
'...huh? Sou desu neee'
Oook, what you feelin like for dinner?
'Naruhodo ne...'
The fuck, Calli. Speak normally.
'....GUH'

Yeah, no thanks

Would rather use a fleshlight

>Makes Gura extremely uncomfortable during their first collab together
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Drags the entire generation into a series of extremely boring Overcooked 2 where she just mumbles to herself the whole time forcing collab partners to pick up the slack, despite being the one to start it
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Promises Kiara that they'd do weekly Minecraft streams where they could learn the game together, collabed MC exactly once one one month later and never again
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spends half an hour thanking superchats during her first Minecraft collab with Gura
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Doxxes herself and then obnoxiously fake screams into the mic the entirety of the Secret Neighbor collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Can't even be bothered to set up the game correctly for the first big Among Us collabs, is a massive anchor for the team and a wet blanket during meetings
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Was in a separate Discord channel thanking superchats during her second Among Us collab while her JP senpais all introduced themselves
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Played Lethal League with deadbeats while Ina literally stood there and watched, in what was supposed to be a Mori Ina collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Starts sulking when the punishment game comes up in Puyo Puyo Tetris, refuses to take part and brings the mood down
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Extremely and inexplicably rude to Kiara during the Takamori Q&A, nearly brought her to tears
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Doesn't know the first thing about Reine during their collab together, keeps calling her 'senpai' and actually thinks she's a Turkey character
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>According to Kiara, has overslept multiple collabs, forcing them to be delayed or rescheduled
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spoils the outfits for the Walfee outfit reveal collab, doesn't even try during the Jeopardy rounds and just types gibberish
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>was in a separate discord
>Completely uninterested during her Clubhouse 51 stream with Kiara, Kiara even has to pull out the fucking weather deck to try and get any sort of response from Mori
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spent 2 hours saying absolutely nothing but random autism grunts, as Kiara desperately tries to carry a conversation during their Shadowverse collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Can barely speak two words of Japanese during her Super Bunnyman stream with Rikka, forcing him to use English instead
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Completely shits the bed in the highly anticipated Coco Meme Review collab, exercising her usual "awkward sperg spamming stock phrases like naruhodo instead of holding an actual conversation" shtick to its fullest as Coco becomes more and more desperate to get ANY kind of reaction out of her and eventually asks 75k live viewers "is she always like this?"
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>made Gura wake up early on a day she had a stream later in the day
>replaced their game because it only has local play with a game that only has local play
>didn't install the game anywhere between the game being changed and the actual collab
>made a sleepy Gura wait 20 minutes only to have her experience about 0.5 to 2 second lag
>finally settle on Phasmophobia after all this struggling
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!

ULTIMATE version.

>>4667350
I would disagree.
That points about her annoying me is true but it would not make me questioning my love for her.

>>4662930
I would reject both of them given the chance.

>>4676339

I dont like to sexualize any of them.

>>4676339
No one actually cares, no matter how many times you copypasta this.

It's over

>>4664277
Real life analogue to Gura is a 6-year old.

The only one who'd make a good girlfriend is Ina. Gentle, soft-spoken and cute. No drama. Is busy doing nothing but drawing, leaving me free to play video games in peace all weekend.

>>4662930
>a disappointment and a leech is closest to having a girlfriend than a happy-go-lucky ball of giggles
Yes

>>4662930
>getting cucked is the true gf experience
I feel bad for you anon

>>4662930
>>4677067
OP did not age well
it's the NTR experience now

I had a gf once and it was more like Vshojo

>>4663601
by sex you mean putting your sosig inside a girl, or any intimacy art, like giving her oral?

>>4664223
I’m 6’7 and jacked

>>4681709
Anon, are you trying to tell us you slobbered on some clam without getting your dick wet?

>>4662930
This didn't age well...

>>4677192
Not really, more like your average doomer zoomer girl

>>4663601
So nobody should be posting here, got it.

So much for that, right? You people set yourselves up for failure with this.

>>4662930
cuckbeats

>>4677303
I love Ina!

Kiara is the closest you'll get to the real GFE. Dors what she wants regardless of comments, plays the pity me card all the time, eats up compliments like there's no tomorrow, talks a lot about herself, tries to make a lot of things she sees/hears about herself, etc. The only difference between that and a real girlfriend is that you don't have to deal with the bitching, moaning, and complaining and you don't get to touch her.

>>4680512
That's the real GFE experience. Reject women, embrace prostitutes.

>>4663601
You heard it Mori, get out of the fucking thread.

the real GFE is Pomu from Nijisanji coming on after she finishes work and bitching about her office job for 3 hours

>>4699038
You are either obsessed or a shill. You’re everywhere trying to push your shitfairy

>>4699038
Based

>>4699117
>he hasn't ever had a girlfriend
you could have just admitted it
90% of my time with my GF is listening to her bitch about some girl at her job she hates

>>4680512
You still don’t understand do you

>>4697891
Kiara is ok as gfe but nooooot quite on the level that mori is

>>4699117
>entire board is full of the same Hololive vtubers over and over with 3-4 threads per girl
>a comparably sized Nijisanji girl gets posted outside of a single thread
must be the work of shills, there can't be people outside of the pleb-tier hololive fanbases?!?!?!?!

>>4699266
>deflecting

lol

>>4662930
Getting old is realizing Nyanner as ex-gf experience

>>4699038
true GFE doesn't collab with males, anon. no nijisanji girls can do a proper GFE because at some point they're forced to do males collab.

>>4676844
>that filename
back to twitter you go

>>4662930
?

>>4662930
>she just cucks you with a brown individual
now that's an american gf for you

Gura-Ame-Ina are the only official HoloEn now

>>4664908
I'm in the dozen times but 1 category am I cool guys? Am I not fated to be a pathetic incel because I stuck it in one person? Help me

>>4680512
>doesn't realize being cheated on is the true GFE in current year
ngmi, anon

>>4677192
Like I said, the perfect girl.