/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hoo wee hopefully I don't mess up anything

I was waiting for the thread. I never baked one before and I am so nervous to job to even try. Thank u for actually doing it, baker

>>46965384
Holy shit, I tried making it myself but apparently I already posted a thread an hour ago and the new-thread cooldown's long than that? Tf on /v/ it's 10 minutes what's up with that

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys' numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>46965451
Dude this is 4chan

>>46964995
>>46964940
Do you have a cleft palate or something? There should not be any holes in your actual mouth connected to your nose that food can get stuck in and come out your nose. The only place this could happen to people typically is at the back of the throat if you start choking on food which should not be a common occurrence.

>>46965458
AMEN

Let's start this thread horny: Altare getting fucked by a filthy fat stinky ojisan who is twice his size and has an even bigger dick that bulges through his stomach

>>46965493
omfg we're still on the carrot suffering anon.

>>46965453
I had no idea 4chan had a thread making cooldown but I guess it makes sense. It makes even more sense that /vt/ has a longer cooldown because of how dumb some threads can be

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1644986374322257920
Mechabirb cover acapella already uploaded in machimenshi too

>>46965498
I am a simple man: Flayon sitting on my face

>>46965453
>longer than an hour
That’s crazy kek

>>46965519
I get cockblocked too much by a thread archiving right before I hit post and since I already spent that time writing it up I say fuck you and post it anyway in the new thread instead of deleting because I'm tired of it happening

>>46964995
?????? how are you even alive, do you eat through your nose or something, carrots aren't some special vegetable that requires superior eating technique you fucking moron

>>46965621
You know what? Fair.

I feel weird that I am actually a faggot but I don't see any of the boys that way. I really just seem them as bros, especially someone like Axel.

I'm gonna start believing carrot anon is just Axel, because funny.

>>46965660
If you’re attracted to every man you see I'd think that would actually be weird

>>46965621
same, also because I got legitimately annoyed at this idiot for suggesting that it only happens with carrots. if you have these problems, it's gonna happen with any similarly textured/sized object, I want some god damn answers

>>46965590
Hakka... Based.

>>46965660
Funny, I am also a faggot and I see Axel as BFE

>4am
>Scrims in 2 hours

>>46965690
>axel uses images of himself when he posts here
I can't believe Axel is Axelotle prime, writes riptare fanfics, and gets bluescreened by carrots

>>46965690
axel would never avatar fag, that's newfag behavior, and he's japanese, so he's naturally an oldfag.

>>46965700
No I mean it more in a way that their models are like this super pretty anime boys that I don't feel nothing about. I also don't feel nothing when they do a bit of fanservice towards their audience.
The closest member that appeals to me is Flay but I think his design is too funny.

>>46965816
>bookmarks threads
sounds like newfag behavior to me

>>46965498
Stomach bulge...holy based even though I think it would be very painful kek

is this the earliest apex session they had? like holy shit they are streaming at 7 am for me.

Also when is the actual tournament?

i want Magni Dezmond to become a housewife so he can make me bento boxes before i go to work and give him an allowance to spend on miscellaneous things. that is the dream.

>>46965886
My dream is to be the magni dezmond in this scenario.
Shit I am gonna become a male housewife?

Have the boys talked about the upcoming WoW stream recently?

>>46965755
I believe. Especially about the carrots, maybe this is why he hates veggies so much.
>>46965816
I can't tell if you took my joke seriously, or if this is some max level post-irony.

>>46965937
Househusband axelotol........i can see why your kind is so lusted after here..

>>46965831
have you ever considered that you might just not ve into anime men

>>46965946
It was mentioned on the panel the anon recorded but I remember someone bringing it up on a stream before, forgot who, probably magni?

>>46965590
Extremely based

>>46965883
Painful but hot to watch

>>46965884
I think it is the earliest. Actual tournament is on April 15th

>>46965988
I am though, I guess just dont with the boys. Besides their design not being appealing to me in that way, I guess I just see them as people than random male anime characters.

>>46965987
I vividly remember like 2 sisters telling me to bend over a few days ago, so I know that already.
sisters kowai...

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1644991016544399361
With each new tweet, I am always flabbergasted by this man's personality.

Axel being a high key racist who thinks non-Japanese people are below him and has a fetish of getting dominated by lower races like slavs and gets addicted to getting dicked by rpr

>>46966004
Wait huh? What did they say at the panel?
I've seen all of Magni's streams lately and I'm pretty sure he hasn't mentioned it in any significant manner if at all
My WoW autist ass is too excited for this

>>46966047
to be fair some people do definitely like them more for the anime boy aspect but there's a fair share of people who genuinely do seem to be into them for who they are (or how they portray themselves as online); at the end of the day the boys are probably just not your type, then. you're not expected to want to fuck any man you see on sight, after all.

>>46965458
AMEN!

>>46966107
giving househusband axelotl a big sum of money before i go to work so he can spend it on errands and spoil himself....uoh ToT

>>46965590
Shouldn't you be sleeping Hakka?

TSB coaches taking payment for their coaching and the payment is a very "feisty" Altare

>>46966171
Then probably was bettel that mentioned it since I watch him a lot. I don't even remember why WoW was brought up, I guess they are planning to do a collab?
Also the audio isnt the best on the recording so I just remember Magni bringing up WoW by the end, maybe in somewhere around the last 20 mins.

>>46966273
begging you to elaborate

>>46966273
how is this not a fic yet?

>>46966213
I was thinking of it more in like a healthy stable relationship where I am too shy to go out, you make it sound like is a paypiggy situation and it weirds me out

>>46966107
I understand you. One of the magmites stole a kiss from me before.

What's with axelotl and avatarfagging

>>46965384
Kek, vespers voice and images like this are such great contrasts.
I like vesper as he is, but I wish his design reflected his personality a little better. You know like Axel's does

>see Flay's community posted two hours ago with no comments
>"Gee I wonder why that i-"

No wonder he uses menshis more

>>46966384
a housewife involves going out, you're the one that took it in a weird way

>>46966548
haha housewifes do that? I had no idea

>>46966546
I know is just the one guy but I wonder if flay gets a lot of weird comments like that because of how he is and looks.
Also the guy is not even a member, why he would even say that?

>>46966568
Housewives aren't neets anon...They take care of the house, which includes doing the necessary shopping, and if there are kids, it's taking them where they need to go.

>>46966568
YOU THINK I HAVE THE TIME TO GO GET GROCERIES AND MAKE THE DAMN FOOD AFTER BUSTING MY ASS OFF ON A 12 HOUR SHIFT

Why shouldnt I be a lazy pos today?

>>46966625
>>46966635
haha oops
donmai

>>46966635
I read this in Altare's voice because of picrel

>>46966676
DV Shiny Spicy

>>46966635
Oh hey, that sounds tough man. Here, I made this for you.

>>46966604
It was speculating that there used to more comments than that one guy and Flayon's personally deleting all the sussy ones but then I realized all the non-member community posts don't get as much comments in the first place haha. Member notifications really do make the difference

>>46966671
Because there are ant hills working harder than you right now by merely existing 24/7

Give me Toptare, I'm tired

Just finished watching the Anime Boston panel thanks sneaky archive anon muah~ Also so happy for Claus!! His interaction with Dez was really cute and wholesome

>>46966545
it's very gap moe though. if he played into the serious sexy vampire librarian bit he probably wouldn't be as appealing as he imo

>>46966384
>>46966395
cute axelotls! chu~!

>>46966811
Who is claus again? Like people really seems to know the guy when I watched the same video so I assume is someone that has superchatted Magni a lot.
Whoever the guy was, I feel proud that he got in the stage since I am similar to him.

>>46966771
TSB end up top 10. Axel and Selen are more heartbroken than they let on but Altare can feel it. Axel's mood deteriorates further as time goes on even though Altare and the boys try to lift his spirits. Altare eventually gets mad. He doesn't know where to take it out on, his usual outlets aren't satisfying. He decides to go after the coaches, they did after all, let Axel down. One by one they get a surprise visit from the gentle, childlike guildleader. But the visits are not gentle or childlike.
Use your imagination.

fuck you. *lara crofts your aniki*

>>46966915
He's a loud Magni superchatter. Not bad though

>>46967069
Where are his triangle boobs

>>46965384
It's time like these that I thank Vesties in baking.
>>46965458
Amen.

>>46966915
Yeah he's in most streams and superchats a lot. Sent Magni a SC about not getting into the meet and greet but will be at the panel and Magni said he'll try to give him a shout-out. Glad it all worked out and he got to talk to both Dez and Ves! As another magyume who is an entire ocean away from Boston I'm living vicariously though him lol

>>46967099
incorrect, he needs a triangle dick

>>46966771
Noct, rpr, and IPN bent over a table and Altare takes turns with each one of them, with IPN in the middle he sticks his dick in him while fingering rpr and noct while tempplex is in the background, forgotten as always

>>46967257
I just feel bad for Tempplex even though I should probably feel bad for the other 3

>>46967376
Don't feel bad for Tempplex, he forgot about tsb too when he played that apex geoguessr so this is kind of payback to balance it out

i dreamt that Vesper covered Duke of Venomanica and i thought it was perfect. i woke up and realized shit aint adding up

>>46966395
Hehe~

>>46966546
Even in his waiting room. Good thing he's handling it well.

where the vesper stream at

>>46967662 (me)
i jobbed the song title i jwu fuck

I hope Axel ate something nice, he's been busy today so it'd be nice if he treated himself a bit. Tonight's the official scrims, right? I hope that everything goes well, the whole vibe is going to be a lot more serious isn't it? They've been doing well in the customs, but this last week of practice is going to be the best gauge of how well TSB will do in the real game. It's a bit heavy for them, Axel especially since he's the IGL, but I know that he's got the strength to fight through it!!! Maybe tonight might be the hardest for him in terms of stress, but Axel's a strong guy and gets better and stronger after every hardship! This week, and tonight especially, I want to support this guy the most!! Harder battles and tougher opponents just make for better training and learning experiences! Good luck tonight Axel!!!

scrims start in 30 right

Reposting this again because I'm kind of proud of it https://rentry.org/xoutn
Wish I was actually good at writing so I could turn it into a real fic and not just a greentext

>>46967972
Yeah, I hope they are not oversleeping. Has that ever happened before in a scrim? Where a player was unable to take part in one of the scrims? What happened? This is my first vsaikyou so I am curious.

unchi

Axels frame is up - https://www.youtube.com/live/UCx-ly3D5DE?feature=share

sex with regina

>>46968042
it's happened plenty of times, they just find a sub if someone can't show up or their team just plays without them

>>46968042
There's something annoying about how you type

>>46968243
don't, she is very menhera

>>46968260
Ah, cool.
>>46968280
And?

Magni having a fetish for being degraded by white women but all the white girls he dates have white guilt and turn him off

I wanna sleep... good morning

>>46968243
Don't read regina backwards.

I can't get out of bed, damn jst scrims

>>46968395
magni would never date a wh*te w*man

please dont tell me that a fat ass white girl actually shook her ass in front of my oji... please tell me that was just an anon fucking with us...

I wanna go back to sleep

>>46968445
You're right, Magni is for being a white man's cumdump

>>46968397
>>46968416
>>46968457
Brother, just go back to sleep then.

>>46968510
Blue twappi...

>>46968510
torta if she menhera

>>46968450
While I cant really confirm that since the video doesn't show her doing that... She says and does shit that is so cringe that I totally believe is something she did to get Vesper attention, she did say "I want him to remember me for the rest his life" after all in front of his face.

>>46968445
I cope with that Americans don't consider Europeans white for whatever reason

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1645019361806098433

>>46968605
i hate w*men so much its unreal

>>46968619
Altare cringe, even with tweets. Bless this boy

>>46968619
cute, I'm happy to see he's awake

>>46968619
Down bad for Astel.

*uses a powerful curse to get team snake bite to place in the bottom 5 teams for the entire day*
hehehe

TSB ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/UCx-ly3D5DE
https://youtu.be/UCx-ly3D5DE
https://youtu.be/UCx-ly3D5DE

no leader pov...

>>46968642
Everyone acted normal except for her, like legit she had no shame at all and really trying to act quirky for the sole reason to have Vesper remember her. She said it to him directly on his meet and greet and again in front of the big crowd.
Hell, that's probably why she had some weird fish costume that didn't relate to anything just to stand out more so he could remember her.

>>46968486
Only one of those are mine

They all sound dead, holy shit

>>46968605
>I want him to remember me for the rest his life
As Vesper erase her from his memory 3 second later

>>46968830
Its even earlier than the super early session they had before, so of course

So how many days does Vesper need to recharge his battery after Boston MnG?

how do you think spiders feel if you were to chomp down on their eggs? just crunch it like candy, and wash it down with pop
how would they feel?

Don't be wiped out...

>>46968931
I will blame you for it

So much for letting Selen scout

>>46968808
absolutely hate attention whores. he'll probably remember her as the repulsive fat chick that made a fool of herself at an anime con

>>46968925
Please make me mod so I can delete this post

>>46968925
i want to shove my entire fist up inside her and rip out her ovaries and then crack them open consuming her smaller than millimeter eggs like fresh caviar served at the finest seafood diner.

>>46968992
He's gonna picture her everytime he thinks of a vestie. The only way to fix the image of the fat creepy vestie is to show your own tits at a meet in greet. Or post here because he lurks here

>I'm watching you
>full peek

ded

>>46969055
>show your own tits at a meet and greet
if your intention is to fix his perception of the vesties then this would just make it significantly worse

Those are some good comms though. Very calm

remind me again why caustic is still not deleted

>shitting on comps
axel is such a baby

That's the Geiser team

how did they clean up their comms so fast

It's the first match Axel please don't mald, i want to keep watching

That was too difficult to defend

Axel is whinier than usual today

Shush axel!

He isn't whining lmao

Axel stop shit talking others teams

does axel not understand that watson ult only zaps things that have their final position in the area around the ult

He made one comment, he hasn't been whining

>>46969242
it's a raid

I thought they played that really well ngl, but that's such a long corridor to defend idk why you would bother

>>46969047

Axel quit complaining when you get downed, it messes up comms when your teammates are still alive

There's no way people are pissed about Towa now right holy kek

Reid hit them with the ownmaster 3000

>>46969289
how would we know he's getting fucked by lag then

>>46969302
?

>>46968003
thanks for the fic anon

How could you even defend that building with their team com against like 2-3 team ?

>>46969302
idk what this is about but Towa's had a dedicated hatedom for a while

Caustic is such a troll legend

>>46969335
make sure they don't run INTO the area with your pylon and you'll be fine

I'm interested in seeing the team comps today

Apex is all about skills

the real point scam team

>>46969335
Pressure each exit and make sure to not get cracked

Team Scam stronk

>>46969335
Literally just don't get downed. Those fences are pretty good at fucking up a push if you have teammates rotating with each other with fresh shields. The constant downs on their own side was what fucked them.

Something is very wrong with your game if the last 10x10 circle is the battleground for like 15 people

Strawberry tastes like shit, she's not missing much

cute TSB banter

Girl tastes like shit, he's not missing much

I love them

>>46969423
Battle Royales in general. Maybe would be better if they just stop the circle after a certain point.

>>46969470
how dare you
>>46969495
same

>>46966171
>>46966300
Bettel floored the idea to Vesper and Shinri during his drunk stream. Vesper is preparing it, last mention on stream was during Bettel's Geoguesser.
Pretty sure that's the lore.

>>46969423
normally there is more teams

Now that I think about it, did they get any Geiser zone during practice

wtf? why?

why is noct not allowed to spectate tf

No reason given?

Give the blue boy access

Send all the Pizza's to Axel, doxx address
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

>>46969559
>>46969566
Not japanese.
Probably because Hal is afraid he's gonna stream the spectator pov and he wants that all for him

>>46969566
>>46969582
>>46969559
Probably because there's a limit to the number of Observers in a lobby, and it's easier to just say no coaches on observer than try and deal with every coach trying to get in.

Leader is still using 8700k right? He should consider changing it

>>46969566
But alphaazur is there??

>>46969423
How so? The area is big, and the last ring is bigger than a CS map, I'm pretty sure.

>>46969615
who are the other spectators then? i saw 3-4 a while ago

>>46969628
he is the map streams

goddamnit

>>46969646
ShibuHal's staff, most likely. One on maps, the rest jumping around watching different teams/fights.

Easy Picktare

>>46969601
THE numberfag

and that's why altare is not much of a scam as others like to paint him. solid aim but lacks critical game knowledge.

i hate axel's fences

Axel keeps forgeting to ping when valk ulting…

What happened? Did they fuck up an ult?

>>46969766
Altare landed on the side of the building there are no doors in front of a couple of teams

>>46969766
Valk ult at an awkward spot

>>46959632
I was talking with the staff while waiting for my meet and greet with Vesper and they said that the boys thought they weren't going to get a ton of interest, but actually ended up getting a lot of entries for the raffle. They didn't give numbers, but they said that if they could it for everyone who entered, the meet and greet would be going well into today.

>>46969865
Ohh nice

12 teams left, there must be lot of free spots left

I hate their
>this way
>over here
>where I'm looking
comms

>>46970054
>To my left!
>To my right!

>>46969865
that's good.
>>46970054
same lmao selen commented on it before too

what the fuck was that split

Were they planning to go on top of the poles?

Oof

Cool play Axel

I fucking love random valkyrie ults into 3 people
pretty sure that killed them literally dozens of times and they even acknowledged it but it's still here kek

CCTV strats

>>46970104
She's one of the worst transgressors as well

Cool, lmao

Shibuhal is shocked by TSB's position

>>46970145
The Valk ults are a curse because Leader doesn't know good landing spots and Axel can't make his mind before and during the flight

i'm so scared for them

>>46970145
should they just drop valkyrie? I don’t think they’ve ever really made efficient use of her.

What the fuck was that.
That was like 3 teams with brain melting there.

Almost worked kek

AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELENN WHYYYYYYYY

>>46970192
They definitely have, this thread just focuses on their fuck ups with it because it's funnier

>>46970192
They need her to reposition

>>46970192
They've made some really good rotations though

>>46970192
with the way they play rings, they would be even more fucked without valk

>>46970192
Exchange Valk for what? Their team can't play anything else.

I think they played that pretty well

watching rat on shibuya pov kek

>>46970192
they tried playing edge before and they are fucking suck at it

>>46970192
Axel with Wraith could work but it's too late for that now, even though Wattson is an easy character for Leader

>>46970290
It's top 4, yeah, if Selen just wait for a bit longer they might even get top 3 or 2

>howie mandel
kek

>>46970317
I love how he switches to their POV and immediately goes "What the fuck am I watching!?"

>Axel just murdered Altare

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dumbasses

>>46969615
weird because noct explained a while ago that in algs they have all their coaches spectating which is 20 coaches minimun

Cute banter

>>46970583
Yeah the observer limit isn't real. Just let HAL do his thing.

He never gives them a backup kek

>>46969566
Coaches generally don't enter the lobby during official scrims. It's normal, the ones inside are ShibuHal's staff and the casters since they manually arrange the kills and damage per team.

>>46970617
That was day 1 advice from rpr too

>>46970615
Anon, the observers for daily customs capped at 5.

>>46970583
>>46970615
Dunno about ALGS but a simple Google search says that private lobbies have a 5 observer limit.

>>46968619
H-hot

That Banga ult was a good call, gj Axel

>>46970583
They stopped doing that recently because it was crashing some matches, I'm not even joking

Aiya market...

Who's the monster that is waiting for them at Market?

>>46970735
small indie company...

>>46965946
I'm out of the loop. What's this about?

Imagine locking Axel, Altare, noct, rpr, and IPN in a can't leave until you creampie room

>>46969865
Happy for them <3

Axel's and Altare's full peeks freak me out

>>46970810
Selen you need to watch the crypto team

i bet the zone will pull to market instead

>>46970810
selen stop posting

>>46970810
tempplex, forever forgotten...

>>46970810
altare would either be the first one out or last one remaining depending on his mood

>>46970897
Altare would brainwash the others into fucking first and save his favourite until the end

do any of the other v-saikyo teams know that team snake bite is a dicksucking reference yet?

axel KEK

classic Axel tunnelvisioning, he is too deep

axel....

Axel chased a ghost into an entirely different building

Bloodthirsty

Why the fuck did Axel chase the squirrel like a retard AND got lost chasing them

Please call him out on that Noc

>>46970946
Kuga Leo knows. Also probably Astel.

HYPE HER UP DINGO!

nerves are gonna get her

>selen calls for the fight
>tells them to wait for knocks
>1 knock
>wait for another
>axel is already behind the fence
>2 knocks
>go go go
>axel tried to follow someone behind smoke
>gets lost
>tries to comeback to the team
>get shot from behind
>dead
KEK

>>46971030
true dingo moment
axel never really gets out of his habits and as much as i love him, it really gets sad when they lose because of it.

I really hope Axel gets chewed on for this play and actually learns from it. Actions like these have no place in actual tourney. I can't imagine how disappointed altare and Selen would be if they have had lost because of that shit.

>>46969423
Its why esports is dying along with apex in particular. even apex mobile was cullec

>>46971093
He's too horny

>>46971139
culled

>>46971186
as usual neutering is the answer all along

He own up to it so good in the end

Noct ripping into Axel's cheese play

Axel needs to bw rape corrected by croat cock for that shameful display

>>46971262
Just a bunch of bros having a good bro time playing games with their bros, what could go wrong

Watching you guys mald about Axel's hyper aggressive plays is giving me flashbacks to '20-'21 Astel. He's managed to curb it these days with experience but every now and then he'll still ape out over the smell of blood.

>>46971350
It's similar, yeah, Axel has developed a lot already.

>>46971350
>seaweeb will always be a retard even after years of experience

>>46971332
oh no! Vesper's mouth just fell on top of Magni's dick! Just another silly bro moment amirite?

>>46971350
Thing is Astel has the raw skills to just do it. Axel plays on 250ms and has his stupid sens and DPI on top of that, it's prone to whiffing shots.
It was so glorious to witness that 1v3 Octane play of his during his masters journey.

How many matchs is official scrims?

Axel storing so much power he'll get blue balls

>>46971262
KEK

cosplayers making the blood flow away from axel's brain explains some of his plays desu

>noct, let’s cosplay! noct, let’s cosplay too!
why is altare so cute wtf

>>46971350
Axel better when he thonk igl, he not Astel or aqua that have mechanics to go for aggressive plays

>>46971487
5 matches plus extras

retard is literally too horny and tunnel visions because of it KEK

>>46971131
It's happened so many times and it'll happen again. He gets too heated in the moment.

>>46971539
Anglerfish tactics

>>46971539
couple cosplay...

>>46971561
bro needs to jerk it before the tournament

>>46971579
kek

>>46971561
But it is, boy is extra horny and his vision goes red

>>46971596
can a yume please milk him so he can focus, thanks

>Double light

Aaiiee Altare on kraber

>>46971596
He has been too busy today to bust one before streaming

>>46971658
he's not streaming, should be fine

The other two need to tell altare to not be greedy and stay on charge rifle. They have three fucking white shields right now. They need a farmer.

Pokemon stadium comes out on the switch on the 12th...Magni stadium 1 stream please....

>>46971714
Should've busted it to twappi

>>46971731
Pokemon perms rumao

>>46971596
fr fr

>>46971658
Is he actually farming with a kraber? Why doesn;'t he just wait for a teamfight and get opportunistic knocks

>>46971714
His master plan is to edge until the actual games and then bust a fat nut before playing

>>46971766
And there we go

>>46971732
Axel read you

>>46971766
0 IQ player please understand.

>>46971758
tbf the game is 23 years old and its not exactly a main series game..surely the perms might be a bit looser on it right?

>>46971714
He's still living at home and it's eastern.
Probably too many people there

>>46971767
smart plan. the giga post nut clarity will carry him hard. all of humanity's greatest inventions were from giga post nut clarity.

>>46971740
Twa is not an ecchi na neechan though

They need kills, that's when the comp bites back at them

>>46971791
Thank the fucking lord. Aniki o7

>>46971817
Desperate times anon

>>46971809
Pokémon Company doesn't care, ask Leader how's the Pokémon Coliseum perms are going

that team should just keep mirroring them until they finally got a chance to third party

>>46971816
I doubt his family celebrates Easter. This is just his third stream of the day, a busy boy

yep, he hates greynames

what the fuck a Mirage, kek

Can't they farm KP this way?
>Kill a guy
>Wait for them to respawn him
>kill him when he is vulnerable
>Wait for them to respawn him again
>repeat until KP max

Holy deaf dingo

>>46971931
he's a fucking adult and doesn't have kids right? why would he bother with easter?

>does well
>overheats
classic dingo KEK

>>46971940
Flay is a little pervert himself but I really feel bad about people sexualising his model to the point it makes him uncomfortable

How many times did Selen and Leader ask Axel to come back? KEK

>>46971931
When everyone celebrates eastern, you do it too somewhat.
What do you think atheists do at christmas?

>>46971985
single core moment

>>46971940
as he should

fence the dildo!

>>46972013
Easter is just a random holiday for me, there's no celebration

>>46971985
Grabs his dick

>>46971714
He could've me under his desk and relieving him...

>If we get a knock we should drop!
>Doesn't consider all the other teams around them

AXEL CALM THE FUCK DOWN

>I KNOCK PEOPLE I GO FORWARD ME SHOOOOOOT
????

yeah noct that's not gonna work unfortunately

Just give Axel a Wraith kek

>>46972186
KEK

Axel would do well in the Westminster Dog Show, just runs straight at the problem.

TOO MUCH HORNY

is noct /here/?

>>46972186
smell of blood, pp hard
must go forward, leave team scarred

>>46972225
I'm pretty sure he's just a pro that can see these dumbass plays

>>46972225
Maybe we're just too good at Apex

>>46972225
No Axel is just being so overtly dumb that even casual apex players can see it

Noct with the carrot and stick

>Axel pushes
>Survives
>It was worth it! I did so good!
What is a team

>>46972309
seriously why the fuck is he on wattson, they should've gotten altare to learn that shit so he can snipe and hold position

>>46972225
>he knows about the horny and instagram girls

>>46972361
Well, they still have a 5 days. Wattson is ez pz to learn.

i feel very frustrated with this kinda play..i wish we had selen and leader's pov

Noct needs to offer them more food if they win. Wave a HSP in front of Axel and he'll stop the stupid plays.

>anon showed up to the convention in a double breasted overcoat like he's trying to hide his identity
>still manages to record the whole panel last night without anyone noticing
Honestly, based

>>46972387
He was there when they were talking avout it

>Noct: Okay guys, let's review the game
>Noct: Axel, for the love of god stop being so aggro
This is literally half of their game.

>>46972309
It's been a month and the team is still going after different parties while pushing. Axel does it the worst, but even at the end of the 3rd round Altare and Selen seperated from each other without saying anything.

>>46972361
God. Axel should not be on an assault character, he would overextend to hell and back

>>46972361
he doesnt want to play valk. makese too much sense for the IGL to be playing valk and deciding spots on the fly, heh

I want axel to be forced to use a proper scouting legend like wraith to compensate for his aggressive plays, but I know he'll just rage when the wraith q fails to pop and just blame lag over and over instead of him being massively out of position

so what i learned from the con is vesojis are based and femvesties are cringe

>>46972454
That's why he should play Wraith, he likes scouting alone which she's good at, and her ultimate is going super far.

>>46972361
A defense character is the best way to get him to play for the team honestly

>>46972490
>>46972511
If he goes on wraith he might as well just go solo.

>>46972490
Will never work, it'll just accentuate his bad habits

>>46972493
I never doubted this for a second.

Imagine how fast they'd get wiped with Axel on Octane

Dingo getting fucked by ecchi na oniisans

>>46972361
No you dont understand, Watson is helping him hold back, he needs fence toys to distract from the enemies

Payday after Vsaikyou lets goooo

>V-Saikyo adds an English team
>They're glorified jobbers

>Payday with Altare, Vesper, Magni? Naaaaaah
>Payday with TSB? YBDBD

>>46968410

>what’s the opposite of stockholm syndrome?

if Axel still overheating or being deaf, Noct needs to make his voice more harsher

>>46972613
>It's coming home
>It's fucking coming home

When does the real thing start?

Can someone explain how scrims work? They use point system but do they matter to the final score? Or points are just to get a feel of how you will do in the real games?

Axel, bro, if you want to tie someone up so much. Magni's right there.

>>46972657
Noc doesn't have the harsh slav blood in him to call out someone he's only known for 3 weeks

>>46972668
ITS COMING ROME

>>46972602
he's so dumb, can noct lock him to a milking station so he gets milked the moment he pops a boner instead of rushing forward and getting dropped

>>46972657
noct is too kind to him. rpr already grilled axel for his over aggressive plays and we're still here

>>46972681
The latter

>>46972681
Nope. This is just the usual customs, but by Hal. The real thing is on the 15th.

>>46972657
You have to consider that they're on stream. Vtuber fans can't even handle tame banter on stream imagine if someone actually got chewed out for real.

>>46972711
Yeah, suck it you bastards

>>46972432
link?

>>46972735
>>46972727
Alright thank you

>Gorilla ring AGAIN
*gorilla noises*

LAG

RIGGED

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JOBBING TO LA+ AND SUMI AAAAAAAA

Oof, that sucks

Actually rigged

ah, this happen in pro tourney few days ago too

GREAT GAME

>no audio
laplus deafnesss

>>46972694
who's slav?

Well they kinda got fucked over in that one, typical Apex screw over.

>>46972893
how new?

Dude, that glitch is crazy, I didn't even notice they were inside and shooting

>Wipe Laplus's team
>Game stops working for them to kill TSB the next
ShilloX rrats are fucking real

>>46972912
yeah, i was so lost when selen got downed

Bro axel just got a fucking heart attack and died wtf what that

>>46972782
https://youtu.be/p3UHpHzd8zI

>>46972909
ok i’m tired, i realize now. i just read the word like a name for some reason

>>46972942
Hilarious how two teams I'm watching keep doing this to themselves.

Don't tournaments usually make a new room every couple of games precisely because Apex servers go to shit over time? This is at least the 5th game in the same server iirc.

lemme take your edge off, axel.

>>46972983
Holy shit it's real

noct needs to be less gentle

Apex should add a gun that blasts a customizable 2 second audio clip into the ears of whoever gets hit by it.

>>46972716
Axel will get under-the-desk blowjob for horny release

how was the towa collab?

>>46972983
wtf women

>>46973338
food/10

>>46973258
Someone call RPR please

>>46972432
it was actually two anons
the on at the top of the trench coat and the on holding him up

>>46973406
Kek

I don't know shit about Apex but aren't their comms just shit? Whenever I'm playing CS with friends and we're tryharding we sound like we're LARPing as a special ops squad from an American war propaganda movie, pur voice chat is always "I'm peeking long", "steps short", "they're pushing mid", "I'm rotating through CT", like every time one of us does anything or gets any sort of info we tell everyone as clearly and concisely as possible. Meanwhile these niggers will just spend a minute doing their own thing and giving 0 info, is that normal in Apex?

What if they let Noc play a couple of games with them while leader rests or something
That would be kinda fun maybe :)

were selen and altare 1v1ing…?

>>46973463
Yeah their comms are just shit. No one ever knows what the other is doing unless they personally ask for the information.

>>46973543
;)

>>46973463
That's because CS is extremely tame and predictable compared to Apex. Next you're gonna say the Words League champion also has a messy comms

>>46973543
1v1ing in bed

>>46973385
rpr is too busy doing this
https://twitter.com/nihmune/status/1644212590136946690

>>46973463
Their comms started off pretty good today

>>46973606
oh yeah, indie vtuber orgies

Altare's GONE