/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm watching the minecraft stream right now and...
I knew Pippa had a touch of the 'tism, but I didn't realize just how high her power level was.

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Workaholic!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

I love Lia!! Only Lia!!! Always Lia!!!

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

NASA PRETTY BEAAAAAM

drunk bear stream tomorrow

I Love Erina Makina!

>>46905271
Honestly Panko should graduate and phase out.

I like Lia only Lia always Lia

>>46905271
Honestly Panko shouldn't graduate and phase in.

>not gonna be able to watch Lia's 1am stream
might as well rope

>>46905327
I just wish she was this autistic about a better game.

Honestly Panko should marry me and bear my children.

>>46905424
NASA LAZZZY
BEAAAAAAAAM

I want Lia to spit her chewed bubble gum into my mouth!

>>46905271
Menace is joining phase. I hope you ready, pcg.

we love and respect (bisexual) women here RIGHT anons?

Is the Tenma VtmB final vod worth it to watch? I figured I'd watch it, but 8 hours...

I love Shiina!

>>46905627
only if they are hot

>>46905614
her lore is that she’s always sleeping
don’t call her lazy for playing her character well

>>46905664
damn that's some dedication

>>46905595
She's a racoon not a bear you retard

>>46905627
No.
Bi women are the niggers of women.

>>46905664
Imagine sneaking into her room and taking advantage of her body as she sleeps

>>46905627
I only respect bisexual women. Straight or lesbians ones can't relate to me.

>>46905721
xD so creepy lmao

I want to tell ya something, pcg. I think Lia and Michiru are cool.

>>46905753
Who do you think is cooler though

>>46905753
Hard disagree
I think they're hot

>>46905721
didn't she want art of that

>>46905753
based tastes

>>46905717
spurned dykanon...

>>46905753
true

>>46905785
Also true

>>46905721
Heh, I'd grab a sharpie and draw on her face

>>46905632
She yelled at the boss so much she lost her voice and had to cancel a scheduled collab
Use this information as thou wilt

I just ejaculated.

>>46905990
stupid gypsy

>>46906004
to what?

>>46906004
Did you beat off to the bear?

>>46906065
HOW DID YOU KNOW

>>46905339
Sex with original Lumi!

>>46906004
Keep up the good work

Taking medication(age related) with Shiina!

>>46906079
You were too loud

>>46906098
Abusing Shiina's oxycodone prescription...

>>46906129
Sorry I'll keep it down next time.

I want to watch Wemi gently fall asleep while she sucks on my fingers.

>>46906050
Tummy. Very nice.

the panc

>>46906335
Look at that cute tummy!

>>46906335
the fu-

>>46906423
the furanc

>>46906442
Delete this

>>46906503
???

>>46906442
Dangerously furry

can someone post the shiina gif where she pops her mouth open and closed
thanks

>>46906004
So did I.

>>46906373

>>46906569

>>46906517
I was just joking friend, now I feel kinda bad.

>>46906569
UOOOOOOH

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>46906683

All this propaganda is going to make me pay for her membership

>>46906735

What does it mean?

>>46906754
So true

>>46906765
PANKO PLEASE SEX

>>46906765
>panko please greedy fondle
Don't mind if I do

>>46906735
Just in time for her first asmr

>>46906765
>probably yuri

>>46906765
>pickme heterosexuality

>>46906765
>based cute women best connect
I love Phase Connect.

>>46906735
All according to plan

>>46906548
This one?

>>46906765
>yuri remove vtubing
It all returns to vtweeting.

..what was that autism at the end of last thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC9Y2bUWoC4
I love her so much

>>46906516
Why does she sound like extremely fat lady?

>>46907450
I pumped her full of cum

>>46907450
Because she is

>>46908091
There's something strange going on with those shoes

Lumi Trust and Love!

>>46908091
This looks just like a dream I had.

Lumi doko?

FIFTEEN TALENTS ZERO STREAMS WTF

>>46908229
INCORRECT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gavRLJ0ZqE

Yuko knows Pippa's a fruit.

>>46908483
Big words from someone who was eating the Pippussy like it was a cantaloupe a scant few months ago.

>>46905271
Honestly Lumi should wake up and stream.

I lubudubu Wemi.

cat sex

>>46908483
Cringe, Sakura is for her onii-chan

>>46908630
gay

Next gen needs:
A military uniform girl
A brown tribal girl
A viking girl
A psychologist
And a frog

>>46908630

>>46908291
I do not enjoy the block game

>lumi ragequit so hard yesterday she's going to cancel today's stream
grim

>>46908701

>>46908701
Now we're talking

>>46908743
But twitter told me Pippa is a nazi...

>>46908483
Why is it so much more common for women to like lesbian ships than it is for men to like gay ships?

>>46908483
I'd be Pippa's Homura if you know what I mean.

>>46908873
>he doesn't know

>>46908873
Because men decide what is acceptable, and girls kissing girls is very acceptable.

>>46908873
Because it's not gay and women are mentally ill. I was big into Supernatural and only found out years later that the fandom was full of girls who shipped Sam and Dean. There's nothing gay about brothers fighting demons together.

WHERE IS THE YELLOW

>>46908863
WAKE UP WHORE IT'S TIME TO STREAM

there is literally nothing wrong with two cute girls kissing each other with their warm, soft lips and gently massaging each other's tongues

All of the recent newfags are all annoying, low quality posters, I must say.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1644734087523885056
Schlampe's awake.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1644734087523885056
lumi in 30 min

>>46905632
Yes, but you could skip over the boss fight @ 7:07 through to the final confrontation @ 8:10. This part of the game isn't good, you won't miss much apart from her becoming Cheatma to deal with how absurdly difficult the first boss is in the patch.

>>46909096
>recent

>>46909178
>>46909153
Why does she schedule streams for before she wakes up

>>46909204
she's lazy cunt

WEMI NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yKkJLURQ0

>>46909204
She's stubborn and can't admit that she's incapable of waking up before noon no matter how often she fails.

>>46909246
>>46909204
If only she would go to bed before 4am.

>>46909234
Wemi's mods bwoke...

>>46909234
REMI REMI

>>46909234
>wemi ludens
I KNEEL

WEMI TIME
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

How did Wemi break her mic?

>>46909204
she's an hour+ late for every stream because she's a "workaholic" and "cares a lot"

>>46909472
We were going a bit crazy last night, sorry

>>46909153
geile sau alda

just tuned in to remi because no one really streams right now

>she complains her mic is broken
>some simps instantly donate 2x250€

jesus christ, how can such a insufferable cunt get it so easy ffs

>>46909506

>>46909547
Femanon seething because Wemi is the cutest and got $720 in 5 minutes

I wonder what Lia is doing

>>46905271
Anyone got the recently nuked Lia VOD with Rinmama in it?

>>46909576
if I was a woman I wouldn't have to bother with this gay ass "hobby" in the first place

>>46909595
nope, male anon. i just find her acting "cute" incredibly cheap. if she would talk more natural i think i could enjoy her but jesus christ. its like watching a toddler

sweaty sex with rinmama!

>>46909637
Why do you if you hate it that much?

>>46909637
>>46909678
Link your channel sister.

>>46909682
Do you have the VOD with this Rinmama in it?

>>46909678
>its like watching a toddler
That's part of the appeal desu

>>46909204
>Why does she schedule streams for before she wakes up
Real answer: Because she drank too much of her Do Everything At Once Girl koolaid and is still incapable of acknowledging that she isn't a teenager anymore and her energy levels are just aren't what they used to be. She'd actually have to sleep now if she wanted to make those times.
She's doing the whole aged-out ballet girl thing but instead of ballet it's... autism and overwork.

>>46909721
https://www.youtube.com/live/VI7b1dfG1K4?feature=share&t=5304

>>46909599
Lia probably sleeping and dreaming of me.

>>46909600
Which one? I know there was one a while ago where she appeared and they briefly watched twinks while she was gagging in disgust.

>>46909599
we are having sex, in my bed. At my house.

>>46909682
I'll take Lia. You can have the gross eggless hag.

i want michi stream now

Wemi just kissed me.

I love Phase Connect and you can't stop me.

uooohh wemi spit...

>>46909920
congratulations, the FBI is incoming

>>46909829
No one told me she was sick...

>>46909829
I miss michi. mornings just aren't the same without her...

shiina gives girlfriend advice
https://files.catbox.moe/f1j9x1.webm

>>46908873
Female sexuality is more flexible. It's a well-known phenomenon in women's prisons that "totally straight" women go in, then they have a steady girlfriend a few months later. See also: the LUG (Lesbian Until Graduation) phenomenon in College. Perhaps being a shut-in vtuber autist surrounded by cute anime girls creates a similar dynamic. Stats from pornhub etc show that lesbian porn is popular with women, well beyond the % of the population that's outright gay, which is why there's so much of it with a long build-up of emotions / foreplay / kissing.

UOOOH WEMI SPIT ON MY COCK AAAAAAA

I am not gonna watch Pipkin's outfit reveal. For like Bismarck she was the pride of the Phase Marine but in the end she will only sink in her watery grave.

>>46910021
Call a strike squad, she cracked the code!

>>46909682
Sex.

>>46909969
It's ok to kiss your daughter.

>>46910072
she said it wasn't Bismarck you fat retard, she has mentioned its going to be a destoryer not a battleship

>>46910137
roober please share the original with us. I NEED TO USE IT.

>>46910052
please make a soundfile of the spit song

>>46910169
i say its the USS Benham (DD-796)

>>46910260
Those are obviously KMS guns. She's probably a Z23 class.

>>46910260
as much as i wish it was a American ship its going to be inspired by the iron blood faction from Azur lane. Safe to assume its a German destroyer maybe pre ww2

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Iron_Blood

>>46910021
Jesus Christ I think I'd die of dehydration. I need to find this Mexican chick from the soundbite now https://youtu.be/0mrem5eS4V4

>>46910257
what was the timestamp?

>>46910169
Fletcher class, calling it now

>>46910014
Oh damn, didn't realize either.

>>46910316
>>46910318
guys, i love our autism :)

>>46910169
I have no idea if it classifies as a destroyer, but I have decided that it's going to be Graf Spee inspired.

>>46910021
do anons really nut 6 times a day...?

>>46910401
lolxd

>>46910451
It'd take a bit of effort but yeah

>>46910451
When I was young and in college I could but even then by the sixth time I was shooting air.

>>46910422
the Graf Spee was a "panzerschiffe" which was a uniquely German classification of heavy cruisers with specific qualities

>>46910021
it's good advice, i would not leave my gf is she was like that

>>46910451
With cum supplements and a healthy body, maybe. That'll drain the fuck out of your vitamins.

>>46910616
Make her cum 6 times a day first

>>46910318
Brace yourselves brothers and sisters. The wehraboos will be strong with this one

>>46910561
Pippanzerschiff. Ship it.

>>46910451
When I was in college yes.

>>46910651
>blabbing in vic 2
>taking that much useless Russian land but not the Netherlands
>that border gore in France
Ew

Honestly Lumi should stop staying up til the morning sunrise shitposting on vt

>wemi getting educated on fish and chicken reproduction

>>46909678
I mean anon I feel the same. So you know what I do? I just never watch anything she does. It's pretty easy to do.

>>46910820
she was sucking me off all night. sorry

>>46910451
In my early to mid twenties I could have although I'd be shooting dust by the end and sore. Now my max is about 3 a day and even then thats only if I pushed it.

>>46909678
>I'm totally not a raging lunatic
>I just keep watching her
>keep talking about her
>keep bringing her up whenever I can
You are a seething whore, femanon.

>Wemi talking about seahorse mpreg and ovipositors on stream
MPREG CONNECT

I want to hold Wemi's hand and go to bed.

>>46910318
It's not a destroyer. It's a pocket battleship.

>>46910021
My honest reaction to this information.

Sean Connery was right, slapping women should be a must.

>>46910072
it's probably going to be admiral hipper, the shadows for both line up a lot

[Wemi News]

She thinks her fans are simps, and she would gladly fill them with kisses and saliva if they reincarnated as her mic.

Stop masturbating and have sex.

>>46910422
How slutty is it tho?

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
TRUST HOURS

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi Lemon hours

There he is again, fucking hell.

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Trust hours!

Pippa love!

>>46910651

>>46911298
They should make pineapple pizza together.

>>46911481

>>46911037
Cute crab

>>46911481

>>46911481
No matter how much people try you can't get rid of England

>>46906516
The Panchoo

huffing Lia's cheesy braps

Lumi's dumb bitch voice...
Home

[Lumi news] Losing her queen of /vst/ title has traumatised her to such an extent she is having dreams about it.

>>46911613

>>46911836
why does lia hate cheese?

>I can fix you
Wemi cannot fix me.

>>46910014
Why are all these girls getting sick lately...

>I don't think they want the title of Queen
Wdsmbt?

>>46911916
>vst
How long has this been a thing?

Do you love Wemi?

>>46911943
Because she has existential health issues

>>46911943
Lia is probably lactose intolerant.

>>46911963
They ALL had an orgy so most of them ended up getting sick

[lumi news] she had a dream about a bunch of sweaty nerds running a train on her

>>46911975
Ages now, along with a few other /v/ adjacent boards. I think it was an attempt at giving people a place to actually talk about video games because /v/ is such a dump.

Wemi loves me, bros

>I got normal amount of sleep
How about being punctual to your streams, yellow lizard?

>>46911972
She wants to be a Princess

What the fuck is Little Fighter?
I'm 36 and never heard of that shit.

>>46912230
Any time someone says "normal" it means what they're used to, not what is healthy.

>>46912017
In a way yes but I could never give my whole heart to someone I'll never see. It feels like my love is a roleplay but it's like a drop of water on my burning tongue.

>why does nobody remember this fringe game that i only know about because someone brought it to church on a usb?
she's retarded

[Con News] Airi, Lia and Yubi will be doing call-ins today

>>46912342
Seriously, why doesn't fish bring some coffee? He needs to lean into the meme.

[lumi news] she's gets along better with men

>>46912468
All me.

Lumi Trust and Love!

>>46912257
You're 16, you can't fool me.

>>46912342
Steal the group sign Anon.

>>46912459
it's such a weird fact about the corpo that everyone remembers he really should play into it at least a little

>>46912069
I guess looms will be next

>>46912521
I fucking wish, then I'd slap myself in to getting in good shape before my body shit itself.

>>46912342
can the cardboard squib?

>>46912468
you know what they say about girls that are "one of the boys"

Hi /pcg/, send me some art requests!

>>46912716
Only once.

>>46912740
kek

>>46912737
Lumi passing out in a rural area

>Happy Easter!
I love my Christian daughter-wife Wemi!

>>46912740
i am going to invest in squibtech R&D to make squibbing cardboard a reality

>>46912721
As a kid none of the boys would ever have any feelings for the "boyish girl", because we are all fucking idiots when we are children

>>46912737
Commissar lumi

>>46912737
Lumi doing pistol squats.

Lumi shut up and don't tempt fate.

Pippa’s new outfit will show more tummy.

I will dox lumi

>>46912737
Tenma admiring some macho abs.

>>46912894
I hope it shows her shoulders.

>>46912737
Hime in a tea party

>>46912737
wemi spitting on her new mic

>>46912737
Pippa saluting the Polish flag in a polish military uniform

It's weird how big of a deal linkedin is in America

>>46912737
Shiina as RE4 Leon please

>>46912737
Lia and Yuri in straight jackets in a padded room!
both wearing grippy socks!

Doxxing is only as dangerous as the black market value of your organs

>>46912894
You got a source for this claim?

>>46912999
I've never understood it. I've been able to get jobs pretty easily just with refs and my degree.

>>46912737
Anon stuck in the Michi box with da Michi

>>46912737
Lia enthroned in the brilliant light of a loving God that is slowly digitizing her into a viral antibody against loneliness.

>>46912999
>>46913069
i don't use it at all. once or twice a year someone in our sales division will ask for mine, and i just say i don't use it and i never hear about it again. a few years ago we have a VP who wanted everyone to sign up but i just ignored it and she got fired a few months later.

>>46912894
And I will lick that tummy, and her tussy.

>>46913114
inside the セックスしないと出られない箱 with michi!

>>46913146
Based.
If any workplace forced me to get a LinkedShit I'd sue their ass.
Just because I work for you doesn't mean I need to use social media cancer. Doesn't matter how proFeShuNal it is, still aids.

>>46913218
my wife gloomi

>>46913218
Does Gloomi have brown nipples?

>>46913218
She has the best boobies in phase

>>46913241
light grey

>>46913241
Jet black

>>46913114
My God... imagine all the terrifying things she'd do to you when you can't escape

Where's my little panda's waiting room?

uuuuuu my blueberry wife

>>46912737
Wemi discovering the birds and the bees through pop up ads.

Clip that!

>>46912737
office lady Pippa

>>46913241
Toxic purple

>>46913278
>anon got banned for saying he'll dox lumi
lol dumbass

>>46913176
This is such a great concept in general it fuels my boner instantly.

>>46913218
I know it's a channel joke or whatever, but I really wish those retards would stop spamming throw every time she shows up.

>>46913290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MleGsDZQ428

STOP SAY THAT LUMI ITS MAKING ME HORNY

>>46913291

>>46913381
I'd like that too. Problem is she gives in, and every time she does that, it reminds the idiots they can get a reaction out of her that way. Could just leave Gloomi up until they run out of points.

>>46913420
Thanks but is the member ASMR stream cancelled?

>>46913466
no, the last three times she mentioned it, including yesterday, it was still on.

>>46912257
Aah, my childhood!
May'be you're just slightly too old? If you were 32 or younger you'd probably know.

>>46913466
Deayed.

>>46913058
Yes

>>46913485
>>46913494
Ahh I see. Thanks.

Never knew that you could have buy a date with Lumi and Cat for $400

>>46912737
Lumi losing her crown and the title of Queen of /vst/

>>46913291
Very nice. Got any more?

https://www.buildabear.com/online-exclusive-rupaul-bear/330956.html
Pippa, get mad about this. All the things you love will be made black and trans or otherwise pozzed, It stopped making sense awhile ago. You cannot run away forever. It won't be long before a trans-bear is included with every purchase, and you will be forced to smile about it.

>Panko ASMR is 1 AM in the morning
Pango... Ok I will stay up to catch it.

>>46913580
why does this exist

>>46913539
It was Hylo's idea iirc

>>46913457
Blueberry Chads run this general.

>>46913539
Pretty based ngl

>>46913592
she's said more than once over a period of a few months that she sees this as an opportunity to stream in a later time slot because it's not as loud...

>>46913539
those got cancelled before debut but it almost happened

>>46913640
Blueberries are mid desu

>>46913291
BIGGER

>>46913618
>hylo idea
>Lumi still went with it
lol

>>46913592
1 am what time zone?

>>46913539
>>46913718

>>46913746
The one that matters

>>46913746
Mine.

>>46913763
would

>>46913763
I can fix her

God the last part of starcraft was shit

>>46913746
Central European Summer Time (UTC+02:00)

>>46913746
Local Panko Time

Bros Im happy that pippa gets a new outfit but man am I gonna miss her current one like you wouldnt believe.
Hoe do I cope with this conflicted feeling?

>>46913829
>>46913832
Thank you
>>46913775
>>46913785
No thanks for you

>>46913490
Possibly.
Most of the games we played in school were shitty flash games or FPS games that we totally never keylogged teachers to install.
I remember some cunt getting banned from the computers for a month for downloading a flash hentai game to his file share. How they found THAT out is something I still don't know, maybe auto-tagged flash files for review I guess.

>>46913923
Spooky!

>>46913917
Try to hold back those feelings until after the reveal. It could very easily be just the same old Pippa with a boatgirl rigging.

>>46913592
>Panko ASMR is 1 AM in the morning
And pippa outfit reveal will be at 5 AM. No sleeping for me tonight.

>>46913917
She will still use the old one

new Lia short

https://youtu.be/LVAO_l3MI-s

Probability of Erina doing Omori tonight as opposed to someday next week?

>>46905271
Did Phase ever get more mods for talent? I remember the mod form a few months ago but I don't think I've seen anyone new? I know Lia was looking for more mods but I've only ever seen Madara so it doesn't seem like she got any new?

>>46913917
I don't think she's gonna drop the old one

>>46913673
And what’s your kink?

>>46914062
cute!

>>46914102
I meant the fruit.

>>46914102
coombrain...

>>46914062
>Lia can get kisses from Neuro
>I remain hugless in life

>>46914092
yeah, me.

>>46911109
It's a heavy cruiser of some if variety for sure

I still have 7 hours to pray that her new outfit will be kinda but not exactly like Gothkin. Please Pippa do the right thing for once.

>>46914190
Humans get horny. Sorry not all of us want your cyberpunk dystopia where babies are born in tubes, and everyone is sterile. Where getting hard to your oshi will result in capital punishment.

>>46914092
Still waiting to be accepted as Pippa's sex provider.

>>46914062
so this is Lia's harem
>Yuri
>Uruka
>Neruo
>Nyaru
>Airi
>Rie
>Meiko
>Rurumi
am i forgetting any?

>>46914323
which liker let their bito out of the cuck cage

>>46914435
Exo

>>46913539
Lumi's $400 tier was actually a hand written note I'm pretty sure

>>46913381
She pointed out one time that its always lurkers who spam throw and I have never been able to enjoy the throw thing again. Its legit just randoms who have never spoken in chat who spam throw.

>>46913539
nice try anon. But heres lumis actual original tiers

>>46914514
Nice cope

>>46914323
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>46914556
$200 karaoke song
oy vey

>>46914435
Pomu

>>46914578
Cope? Wtf am I coping by saying its randoms who spam throw. You can literally just go and look at who redeems the throws. Its fucking randoms.

>>46913274

[Panko News]
Power Outage, streams uncertain.
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1644766135550722048

>>46914514
I've only used it a few times when everyone else is already throwing stuff over something.

Lumi is making me want to install one of these

>>46914699
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>46914699
Shitaly moment

>>46914638
Don't talk to the things. They're using "cope" because they thought it was a word of power that makes you win arguments.

>>46914699
Didn't she have a power outage not long ago as well
Or am I thinking of someone else

>>46914699
phase weekly bros...the ASMR bros...

>>46914699
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :((((((((((

>>46914735
StarCraft has aged rather well. Probably in part because it killed a lot of sacred cows in terms of interface and unit tiers.
(Which is also why people can't stop seething about it).

>>46914699
Is Italy a third world country?

Wemi's gosling posting again...

>>46914816
>>46914699
Fishman needs to buy her a generator and starlink, to work around the inability of third-world countries to provide basic infrastructure reliabily

>>46914699
Pan... :(

I trust that panko will be fine and we will have a wonderful stream.

>>46914785
Wemi had a blackout recently.

>>46914864
It's the first game I ever played when I was six

>>46914699
Phase weekly is almost certainly not happening now but please not the ASMR stream.

>>46914929
Italy has the infrastructure of Texas the attitude of Minnesota and the petty ineptitude of new York City.

>>46914699
>USA can't into internet
>rest of the world can't into electricity
Being a streamer is suffering.

>>46915081
Hey, we still have 1:30 hours until phase weekly.

>>46914864
Who seethes about Starcraft other than people being mad about the writing?

There's no power outage, this is just Panko's excuse to get out of Phase Weekly.

maybe she should just get an uninterruptible panko supply

>warn people not to wank to the pank
>they do it anyway
Good job retards. This is on you.

>>46915189
>>46915182
why is this allowed?

>>46915039
There was wemi too yeah, but Panko also had one in Jan as well.
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1614340764812591104

>>46912966

>>46915182
Kek I'd believe it. btw I'm seeing doubles >>46915182
>>46915189

>>46915210
Slightly different image compression.