/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife

I'm so excited bros

ligger cytube is /r/MenharaShondoTheatre3k
original post: >>46908751

When was the last time Shonshon bathed?

>>46910407
Likely monday or tuesday
She usually does on her off days

I'm ready

>>46910407
Probably a week ago. Imagine the smell.

>>46910495
Apparently she doesn't sweat and I believe her and am concerned because after playing Just Dance she said she was just very very cold and shaky and when she moves a lot her legs get very hot and turn a weird purplish color while her sister was sweating a lot

>>46910627
She's so broken, it's amazing

>>46910653
She could be a case of bad genetics but I honestly wouldn't be surprised by a lot of it being caused by the fact she's been pumped with intense drugs just to function since she was 6 or 7 years old. A lot of shit like antipsychotics isn't often prescribed to kids because it can have serious developmental issues

>>46910627
Feeling cold after a workout is typically a sign of extremely low blood pressure which we know she has but the discolored legs could be her severe anemia or it could be signs her heart isn't working properly, maybe both. The lack of sweat could be a genetic thing or it could just be that her body temperature is too low to rise enough to cause sweat, she regularly wears 3+ layers in her 90+ degree room
She really is just broken completely

Don't mind me, just posting a picture of me and my wife.

>>46910837
t. me

i can't wait

shondo sitting on my lap and grinding against my cock because she has to go pee!

It's time

>>46910829
probably circulation issues, not getting blood to her extremities, which blood pressure would play a part of

>>46912005
I wonder how long it'll take for her to get silly

>>46912129
7~8 hours as always

I always forget how tiny she is next to me

Truly the Dark Souls of movies.

Am I retarded? Movie's not playing for me on cytube

>>46913032
Try reloading

>>46913032
Did you click play?

>>46912129
Okay, 10 minutes.

>>46913062
>>46913068
it says it's not registered

>>46913375
check pinned in subschat on her discord for another cytube

>>46911927
Some of the movies are 2 hours, so she'll probably be bouncing near the end.

>>46913440
thanks but I'm just retarded and was on the wrong cytube

shut up about dark souls already girl

>>46913684
She's a zoomer, please be nise to her

based, fuck shitbulls

>>46913684
This is literally dark souls in movie form

>>46914257
What did she say about those niggers?

So why does everyone in this movie have a bri'ish accent?

>>46915410
It's the prequel of Bloodborne

I wonder if this loli has porn

>>46915934
disney likely has a whole vault of it

>>46915934
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/18f2j6.png

>>46916051
Nice!

Im enjoying this way too much. How fucked am I, guys?

>>46916237
Is this your first watchalong?

>>46916237
That's a good thing

>>46916237
just fucked enough.

Most of the time I was thinking the loli was hot and that I will search for porn of her after the watchalong

>>46916405
Based and same

>Shondo general thread
>45+ replies

>Shondo antis thread
>365+ replies followed by a second antis thread after initial one closes

What is this power level called?

>>46916531
terminal autism

>>46916531
Antis are autistic

A reminder that her tranny mods are right now in this thread right now...And yes based on their own Twitch accounts THEY ARE LITERALLY TRANNIES

>>46916626
Who cares

>>46916531
It is hard to post here while also watching a movie, listening to Shondo commenting, typing in chat, and eating snacks.

>>46916531
they can seethe and samefag 24/7. we chilling in chat watching movies with our wife and being happy and comfy. why should we care
>>46916626
hi mods enjoy your stay

Reminder that Shondo had a crush on this girl

>>46916626
you don't need to tell us youre a tranny

>>46910261
Shondo? Her name is Shaun though.

>>46916531
everyone here is in her chat vs cuck fanfiction from people who haven't watched a single stream

I never knew the wizard of oz had a sequel. It's retroactively a lot sadder now knowing that Dorothy is just a schizo.

>>46917129
So... Is there porn of this girl too?

>>46917129
I kind of find it really attractive when girls crush on other girls.

>>46917129
she is pretty cute, i dont blame her.

>>46917129
She's cute, but I prefer Dorothy.

>shondo fell in love with a girl who saves her from being institutionalized as a schizo
yeah I can see that

I wanna hug her

>>46918018
Shondo's scared expression is too good. Just seeing it makes me want to protect her

>>46916531
you made me try to find what thread you were even talking about, which I couldn't, but I saw this dumb silvi thread with this >>46717794 reply
>take a hint and BTFO
did shondo write this post

>>46918936
Shondo doesn't come here

>>46919498
Focus on the movie, Shondo.

>>46919553
you can't tell me what to do!! SILLY!!!!!!!!!

>>46919498
you're right, although ribbontan has, maybe it was her

>>46919693
Only like twice she said

>>46919693
Anon, ribbontan is dead. You have to let go.

>>46919778
she's still being dismembered in my heart

Would you turn into a rock for Shondo?

>>46920982
Yes

I hope the doctor guy gets killed

I coomed to shondo last night so I wouldn't get horny during the moviethon but she makes me hard just existing

>>46920982
if it meant her being happy, ya.
i'm already mostly dead inside anyway.

>>46921157
I can't stop imagining her grinding on my lap...

>>46920982
I want her to stab me

>do not sob
kek

>>46922033
after she got done saying loli queen lmao

Take no meds; acquire lolis.

Nice move, conclusion same as >>46916405

Fran Bow would really be perfect for her.

i really liked return to oz
i teared up a little near the end when Dorothy had to leave Oz

>>46922509
Dorothy or Ozma?

>>46922580
the chiggen

For those of you who haven’t seen Pan’s Labyrinth; prepare for kino

>>46923135
Is a del toro movie so it will look funny at least
>>46922580
Yes

>>46923293
>tfw no schizo daughterwife and her imaginary friend that looks like her but blonde

>>46923293
It's from back when Del Toro actually made good stuff

>Shondo's uncle gets to keep his balls
Congrats

>male in shondo's family voices any displeasure about their problems
>such drama queens lol

>>46923563
forest tree hang in there

>>46923563
She meant the part of him playing it up

>>46923778
it's playing it up until they find out it was actually serious and they weren't getting it checked out because they have to be a man

haha yeah guys don't have any fixation with pregnant bellies

How old is this girl in the movie supposed to be? She is acting younger than she looks.

>This is what Shondo's hair is like right now
Cute

Her Spanish is so cute. I wonder if the latina groomer minecraft gf taught her some

>>46924703
She was in Florida and a crackhead so I doubt she actually knew any Spanish

>>46924777
far as I've heard there's parts of florida where nobody even speaks english

Which one of her friends do you think was that?

>>46925481
Shimo. She's having a breakdown.

>>46925481
Shimo or Saru

bros this is the real wife experience. her annoying friends poking their nose in during our intimate time together

>>46925780
be nise.

>>46925780
kek

>>46925780
please understand her friend who skebs porn had porn skebbed of her (it had male hands)

>>46925481
For sure Shimo. Her Twitter accounts are gone. She must have really not liked that art of her being fucked by some guy. I wonder if she has rape trauma from when she was a child or something

>>46926354
I haven't heard of shimo in years, fro what I remember they have their wierd thing where they act lewd but get realy mad if someone else acts lewd with them

>>46926479
Women are fucking retarded

>>46926156
>>46926354
If that is actually the reason, I might start to anti her.

>>46926574
>women

>>46926619
Don't anti someone for trauma Anon. That's fucked up.

>>46926479
she's something like asexual but obsessed with porn however that works, clearly fucked from some trauma, and so if it's of her she's only comfortable if the dick's attached to women/animals or just floating apparently
it doesn't make sense but coping with abuse is like that I guess; it at least makes more sense with shondo who actively avoids porn

>>46926717
>has a mental breakdown because of fanart
I'm trying not to, but it's not easy.

>>46926832
I guess she just needs to make the terms for posting it clearer

>>46929378
Dumb bird. Stop stealing my wife!

God I wish I was a weirdo forest creature to groom Shondo

i fell asleep during pans labyrinth....she won't notice right?

>>46930618
You're on her list now.

That was really nice, unironically
Schizo little girls sure it the theme tonight

>>46930618
No but I wouldn't be happy about that

>>46926699
it takes 5 seconds to find her roommate. she's clearly a woman. not every female has a high pitch voice

>these noises
Shondo please, my cock

>>46933436

Jesus, Angelica Houstan aged like milk

>>46933775
You weren't kidding, lmao.

shondo milking me

>>46933882
This has to be AI generated

>>46933882
she turning in to a Hutt

Must be nice to have a loving wife that you get to spend all day with cuddling and watching movies.

>had to pause and unpause the stream because it buffered
>it's 2 seconds ahead now
I hate twitch.

>>46935995
It is, I love Shonshon

I always thought this book/movie was super depressing as a kid. IIRC the kid never gets turned back into a person. What does he do when his grandma dies? Does he still have the average life span of a mouse?

>>46937657 (me)
>He turns back in the movie
Oh, well that's a lot less depressing

>>46937657
But imagine being able to get a harem full of hot mouse babes with just one visit to the local pet store.

Shondo...

She cuts herself so easily

British doctors really ain't shit

>>46937657
I think the original book hinted he was fine with it because he’d end up dying with her since mice have short lifespans

The worst part about this relationship is knowing that your wife won't live as long as you

>>46940019
Imagining Shondo completely alone makes me more depressed than the thought of losing her.

jesus christ norf uk sounds miserable

>Shondo knew a 12 year old who got impregnated by a 15 year old
Jesus

>>46940452
Same. I try not to think too much about the inevitability of the future.

sounds like the bible belt

Is it weird that I'm jealous of those high schoolers?

>>46940726
Yes

>>46940585
imagine...

>highly knowledgeable on biology and anatomy
>thinks girls don't normally grow body hair
>never imagines her lack of body fat is why she's cold

>>46940726
No. Starting a family when you are the most fertile is how it is supposed to be.

>>46941005
Let her think she's smart, it's cute

I love when she gets sappy

>did you hear that
THIS BRAT

>>46941005
She says she's smarter at those, not that she's smart at them. She's just less stupid

>>46941420
that's a reasonable statement

>uoh over me!
I love subs only streams

>why are you uohing over this dumb little furry thing, uoh over me!
this little brat...

>>46943404
Making Shondo jealous by having her catch me jacking off to another chuuba so she forces me to cum on her instead TuT

Shondo has cute bedsheets

>>46945169
I want to smell them

>>46945411
Same

>>46945411
I want to grab her skull and sniff her coconut-scented hair

>>46945411
I want to put my smell on them

>I don't like goo
It's over bros.

>>46945786
Keep your goo to yourself, give your milk to wife

>>46945786
Forcefeeding Shondo my cum until she stops complaining!

>>46945169
Please.... when can I buy it... I have been saving since she showed it last year...

>>46946348
It's going to be her birthday merch.

The button in front of you makes all male chuubas quit simultaneously. They all disappear off of the internet. No male will try to be a chuuba after this. Vtubers go back to being only women. The cost is that your oshi openly hates you and will insult you at every given opportunity, even on stream. She knows if you pretend to be another person. You cannot fool her. Do you press the button?

>>46935113
No it's not. Just google her.

Why is she so Sex? Is she aware that men want to mating press her?

>>46947750
Not worth it, Shondo doesn't interact with those fags anyways

>>46947750
Why are you asking this thread

>>46947750
Our oshi doesn't collab with males. I would like them to go away, but I can't imagine anyone caring enough to gain her hatred. Besides, the whores will just collab with fleshies then, so it won't change much.

>>46919498
dyrbi

>Those gremlins are niggers, or basketball americans as I like to call them
Holy shit Shondo you can't say that

>>46948649
Yes. Even if she has come here since the last time there's no way she would ever post.

>>46948829
our wifey doesn't like being called based but that doesn't stop her from being based

This movie is more retarded than I remember

I need these sex noises shes making right now.

>I love gassing Gremlins
Wifey please dont say things like that you will get banned

Shondo's moans are too good...

holy sex

I don't know if I could control myself

It started

Anyone else mute the movie when she moans

shondo rubbing my crotch with her feet while watching gremlins...

>>46950877
Yes

>>46950877

>>46950877
why didnt i think to do this

>>46950877
>>46950966
Oh I'm tired and misread, I thought you said mute the stream

>>46951043
Its okay anon, its been a long day

>>46950877
Thought I was the only one

there will be a lot of white woman shit in the last movie

>>46950877
Of course.

Sleepy Shondo my beloved

My dick

holy fucking shit

I love her so much

I wish she would that with her hair

Shondo...

From foot sounds to this, I'm ngmi

>>46953074
My heart can't take this on multiple levels

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I love her so fucking much.

It fucking HURTS

came dangerously close to breaking my eternal lurkstreak there.... i love her so much.......

I love her so much...

I find it kind of dark humourous that shondo would probably disappear before I'm able to.

>>46953302
Same, but it only makes me cherish her more

no matter what she feels, I want to see that girl live her life for herself someday and feel like she has a future no matter where she goes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>46953074
so you break wife's trust and reveal her secrets just like that huh? I see how it is...
but I agree, real wholesome moment. times like these I feel blessed that shondo streams

FUCK OFF TRAUMA DUMPERS AAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING TRAUMADUMPERSSS

My God, this hurts much. Why must things be like this

jee i wonder who the fuck has been traumadumping shondo in her dms

>it's the women that are trauma dumping through highlight message
Guess >>46953438
women think differently

see there's ways to make her cry without trauma

>making your mom watch loli vtubers doing lewd things with her viewers on movie night
kinda based

imagine the smell of the pillow

>>46954047
The point of buying all of these products shondo uses is so I don't have to anon

>>46953909
I cant, my parents are gigaboomers who don't understand the concept of streamers

Can't believe the bait tears always workd

>>46953909
My mother wore the hairstyle of my waifu one random day, and that was the day I never shared any of my hobbies with her ever again

>>46954482
what hairstyle, I need to know

>making sucking noises
TuT

>>46954353
>people donating while emotional
it always happens, but i dont think she was intentionally baiting people

>>46902938
Shondo chads come over

>>46954970
I wonder if there are any /meat/ drawfags

>Shondo has a nightmare in the middle of the night
>Can't fall back asleep
>Slowly climbs into your bed and clings onto you
>Quickly falls asleep
>Strongly clings onto you for the rest of the night while whispering how much she loves you in her sleep

>>46954970
Maybe later, I'm on a date now

What the fuck is this movie

>>46954353
i used to hate this but not now if they are being honest

>streamer you like is sad
>can't do any of the normal things to comfort them other than words
>talk is cheap especially on twitch
>dono or buy some merch to show there are people out there that care about you enough to just give you money in the hopes you feel better

i look at it kind of like buying someone lunch to cheer them up but maybe I'm a sap.

Where can I find my schizo punching bag?

>>46956528
She's dead, anon

>>46954958
I fully believe she doesn't. It'd be nice if there was one moment like this where people didn't donate but I understand wanting to show support
>>46955124
don't do this to me... QQ

>>46954353
it can't really be helped aside from just bottling your emotions for off stream

>the essence drainer is kinda hot in a way
what on gods green earth did she even mean by this

>>46957699
She wants you to drain her

I want to tickle Shondo until she pees herself

>>46957799
tickle torture with shondo!

>>46958464
This set is god tier

She has to be doing these moans on purpose

right into the fucking mic!

>>46958648
she's bratty mode, she's definitely doing it so that the gross ojisans get hard and she has to remind them she's not for touching

Save all those moans please

>>46958711
and the foot asmr

based subservice movie date stream. I love my wife

what a wonderful comfy stream

movie done, must slep
I become way too active and spam chat when I am tired I am sorry

Nothing feels better than spending the whole day with wife

>>46959525
I probably said some retarded shit too towards the end, thankfully it probably wasn't noticeable since we're all tired. gn anons, lets try to survive until next stream

it's good having these, I thought my devotion had wavered but that damn girl had to remind me why I love her

See you after the shadow weekend bros

>>46960347
>No Shondo for like 3 days
I already miss her...

>>46958464
>*schlorp* *schlorp* *schlorp*

What a wonderful day bros
Anyway I hope the timestamp guy timestamped all of those clean "stretches" with no background noise so that they can be made into a nice wholesome compilation haha

Shondo is the only vtuber I trust. Everyone else is a lying snake that will one day stab you in the back in exchange for money, clout, or cock. Only Shondo is deserving of her fans faith and devotion.

>>46962495
I wouldn't go that far, but I never have an issue trusting what she says. It helps that she's always so open.

I can't wait for the next watchalong so I can watch with my shondo daki in my arms

>>46963837
I hope the next watchalong is sooner than that. Order stop is 1 June and then it needs to be produced, shipped to her, packed and then shipped to us. It'll take at least 3 more months from now, realistically even longer, for it to arrive.

bumperino

Been watching Shondo clips after learning she's gonna collab with Neuro soon. Your oshi is hilarious, /shon/.

Last stream but with shondo instead

>>46975076
It's a shame Shondo has touch aversion because she's eminently huggable. Nothing would feel better than wrapping your hands around her small waist and holding her tightly and securely against your chest. I don't see how you could make it through a single movie without groping her all over and essentially molesting her the whole time.

>>46976126
the fix to that is exposure therapy, which means you'd touch her a little more every day until the aversion is gone, at which point she'll be completely addicted to your heat and the sensation of your hands on her body. it might be a long road, but at the end you'll have an unbreakable bond.

>>46976271
>Make her sit in your lap without touching her
>Allow her to move your body to touch her, don't make any movements yourself
>Spend a long time next to each other simply leaning on each other without touching
>Announce your movements and move slowly. Soft touch only, unless she allows more force
>Invite her to get touched in specific ways
>Touch her in specific trained ways casually

I can fix her

New skeb
https://skeb.jp/@__y_o_u_k_a__/works/18

>>46977881
hooly shit it looks amazing

>>46977881
God this looks so good
Might finally change phone wallpaper to that

>>46977881
Damn that’s good

>>46977743
I feel that with proper training Shondo would quickly get addicted to how warm you are

>>46979628
Can we put her in a dog collar too? She responded very well to being called a good girl.

>>46979905
I feel like a cat collar would work better

>>46977881
Retard here. How can I save the artwork without SAMPLE on it?

she gave a lot of attention to specific people yesterday. i regret watching the last part of the vod. my jealousy is flaring up, bros...
>i love you all equally
empty words in the face of actions that say otherwise

>>46980162
You don't. You wait until the artist posts on twitter/pixiv or until Shondo herself posts it somewhere.

>>46980186
Ogey schizo

>>46979905
Yes, she likes it.

Is shondo /here/?

>>46980244
She's the smartest chuuba because she stopped coming here the second she saw threads about herself

>>46980244
She was on /jp/ a couple times years ago and that's about it.

>>46980244
she says she's not, but i dunno. she uses a lot of lingo, references and memes for someone who's never here, or for someone that has only been on 4chan a "couple of times" like >>46980368 says. she gives off more of a 4chan vibe than most people on /vt/ does.

>>46980512
>she uses a lot of lingo, references and memes
That's because she uses the internet. This is not a le super based sekrit club, the same shit used here is used everywhere else

>>46981167
You say that, but she consistently has views that reflect being exposed to information that is only really circulated on /vt/. For examples there's no reason for her to have not just bought the NijiEN narrative on Zaion, let alone defended her as vigorously as she did. Only 4chan seemed to call out the inconsistencies and double standards in that case. Outside of this site everyone just attacked Zaion non-stop and praised NijiEN for that ridiculous statement.

>>46982066
>Only 4chan seemed to call out the inconsistencies and double standards in that case
Verifiably wrong

>>46981167
damn, i should ask my mom if she knows any good rrats about en3 or if omega really is regis. she'll know exactly what i'm talking about i'm sure.

Feeding Shondo chocolate because she's too tired to get out of bed

>>46982066
She defended Zaion because they're friends now and have been talking in dms dipshit, she probably knows vastly more about this entire situation than anyone on /vt/

>>46984580
can't tell you how many times i've jerked off to her moans at this point while looking at le forbidden pictures. porn doesn't even do anything anymore.

>>46985048
>le forbidden pictures. porn doesn't even do anything anymore.
what the fuck did you mean by this

>>46975076
Someone really needs to commission this
Not me I'm broke

>>46985478
my routine is so good that porn doesn't compare. what did you not understand?

>>46985994
any good artists you can recommend if i decide to commission it?

>>46933775

>>46977881
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1645144536090398721

>>46987654
It's such a beautiful piece. Even better at higher res.

>>46992856
Her tongue is so small TuT

I always think about Shondo sucking my dick while I nadenade her and call her a good girl

>>46993069
Same, the thought of her reluctantly servicing me while I praise her is pure sex

>>46993069
Imagine a low quality but incredibly passionate, sloppy blowjob from Shondo because you convinced her it would make you happy

>Unironically addicted to Fortnite
She's such a child

>>46993921
I mean, it would

>>46994099
Imagine her sitting on your lap playing against each other and she uses her feet to press down on your crotch to distract you enough to win

>>46995521
I want to do unimaginable things to that tummy

Until next time, /shon/

>>46996741
Seeya Wednesday uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Bye bye, anons! See you wednesday

>>46996741
>>46996781
>>46996824
Bye bye!

Love shondo

bye faggots

i love you shondo...

bye bye

I will impregnate shondo!!!

>>46997531
I made this post.

>>46997531
t. me

>>46997531
This post? Mine.

>>46997531 (me)
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all me

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>>46997776
I posted these

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>>46997956
I made all of these posts

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>>46998023
All me.