/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/#/ is declining

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking

Hololive sites
>https://holo.poi.cat/
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

Full list at https://pastebin.com/nCGZL1Lp

my cute wife

* FINAL TALLY OF THE DAY *
>66,820: Ponto (Nijisanji)
>46,435: Pekora (Hololive)
>27,694: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>27,159: Miko (Hololive)
>26,623: Matsuri (Hololive)
>25,503: Okayu (Hololive)
>21,854: Shion (Hololive)
>21,845: Kronii (Hololive)
>20,861: Akina (Nijisanji)
>16,595: Roberu (Holostars)
>16,089: Kotoka (Nijisanji)
>15,520: Lui (Hololive)
>15,156: Noel (Hololive)
>14,730: Korone (Hololive)
>13,151: Botan (Hololive)
>12,965: Fuwa (Nijisanji)
>12,891: Koyori (Hololive)
>12,489: Fubuki (Hololive)
>11,566: Salome (Nijisanji)
>10,321: Towa (Hololive)

HOLOLIVE BOARD
HOLOLIVE THREAD

>>46845404
>wife
puttana

>>46844992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyhAXi9VRWo
>600 likes
I guess her eigo wasn't all that jouzu?

>>46845322
>>46845364
>that face
This is one of the artists ai steals from the most.

>>46845437
>APRIL 2023 GOLDS
1) Toya (Nijisanji) - 56,531 - Genderbent stream
2) Hal (Neo Porte) - 110,960 - VSaikyo 5 landmark lottery
3) Pekora (Hololive) - 95,630 - Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 w/Suisei
4) Chiroru (Indie) - 32,268 - Hanshin Tigers vs. Hiroshima watchalong
5) Miko (Hololive) - 62,251 - Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 totsu
6) Okayu (Hololive) - 70,189 - New outfit reveal
7) Ponto (Nijisanji) - 66,820 - 3D debut

>PER COMPANY
3x: Hololive
2x: Nijisanji
1x: Indie, Neo Porte

>PER STREAMER
1x: Chiroru, Hal, Miko, Okayu, Pekora, Ponto, Toya

>2023 GOLDS
>PER COMPANY
74x: Hololive
16x: Nijisanji
4x: Indie
2x: Neo Porte
1x: VSPO

>PER STREAMER
28x: Pekora
9x: Marine
5x: Miko, Toya
4x: Subaru
3x: Hololive, Mio, Okayu, Suisei
2x: Chiroru, Hal, Koyori, Kuzuha, Lamy, Nerumero, Nijisanji, Towa
1x: Aqua, Ayame, Choco, Gaku, Gura, Himawari, Hinano, Ina, Kiara, Mito, Mori, Nozomi, Polka, Ponto, Roco, Shion, Watame, Yashiro

I don't know if it's the bottle of jägermeister or you retards that gives me an headache

KNEEL!

>>46845477
>JP
>Liking stuff outside of Twitter
Come on anon, you know the drill

>>46845477
Oh yeah, Vstats just shows you mengen links now.

>>46845527
>jägermeister
Why burgers drink that trash when they have perfectly good bourbon?
Is it some sort of colored folks drink of choice, like menthol for their cigarettes?

>>46845404
/#/'s wife

>>46845477
Did anyone actually spend the $5 and check it out. If so, how was the chat speed?

>>46845649
I'm no burger, it's just an unfortunate tradition around these parts

>>46845678
quite slow but still moving

>>46845477
it was fine, she's one of the better JP girls but temper your expectations, she interacted a lot with chat as well, and was asking chat what we liked about her, things like that

>>46845641
>Holo vs Homo
>Star Wars vs Star Trek

>>46845641
YouTube changed their API (and interface too) so they have a public link for mengen now.
Part of the changes to fix the fucked up system they had which didn’t notify the members of the streams

>>46845649
Jägermeister is German. I don't think black people particularly like it. It's either an acquired taste or a meme drink that people dare each other to try.

>>46845534
FAUNA I KNEEL TO YOU, QUEEN PROTECTOR OF UNICORNS

>>46844148
Gura and Mumei also didn’t stream 20 times in 90 days whats your point

>>46845586
Just JP?

*FINAL EN TALLY OF THE DAY*

>4/7 DAILY TALLY
21,845: Kronii (Hololive)
16,089: Kotoka (Nijisanji)
7,690: Amelia (Hololive)
5,368: Fauna (Hololive)


>EN GOLDS FOR APRIL 2023
1) Baelz (Hololive) - 10,729 - Unarchived Karaoke
2) Mori (Hololive) - 19,768 - Outfit Reveal
3) Baelz (Hololive) - 9,749 - Q Remastered
4) Mori (Hololive) - 24,195 - Birthday Stream
5) Kronii (Hololive) - 12,994 - Minecraft
6) Sonny (Nijisanji) - 13,826 - Birthday Karaoke
7) Kronii (Hololive) - 21,845 - Uno (w/ Mori, Magni, Vesper)

>PER COMPANY
6x: Hololive
1x: Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
2x: Baelz, Mori, Kronii
1x: Sonny

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
11p: Baelz, Kronii
10p: Mori
8p: Sonny
4p: Fauna, Mumei
3p: Luca, Ina, Vox, Kotoka
1p: Kiara, Axel, Amelia

Irys should graduate

>>46845831
>2023 EN GOLDS
>PER COMPANY
67x: Hololive
28x: Nijisanji
2x: Holostars

>PER STREAMER
11x: Mori
8x: IRyS, Baelz
7x: Amelia
6x: Vox, Mumei, Fauna, Ina, Gura
5x: Kronii
3x: Mysta, Pomu, Kiara, Shu
2x: Selen
1x: Ike, Flayon, Alban, Elira, Luxiem, Finana, Millie, Luca, Regis, Enna, Rosemi, Hololive English, Ren, Sonny

>2023 POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
80p: Fauna
67: Mori
66p: Baelz
65p: IRyS
62: Ina, Mumei
56p: Vox
54p: Amelia
40p: Mysta
33p: Kronii
32p: Kiara
30p: Gura
29p: Luca
18p: Selen
17p: Shu
16p: Pomu
11p: Uki, Axel, Sonny
9p: Millie, Enna, Ike
8p: Finana
7p: Regis
6p: Elira, Rosemi, Ren
5p: Flayon, Alban, Luxiem, Hololive English
4p: Vesper, Fulgur
3p: Hakka, Magni, Kotoka
1p: Meloco, Shinri, Gavis, Maria, Pippa, Nina

>>46845712
If you are financially independent get yourself a good bottle of Kentucky bourbon. It’s as good as the Irish and the Scottish stuff and can be much more accessible

Learn to use your money to get the good stuff, don’t spend it all on internet cute anime girls

>>46845809
Their sub growth is obviously not tied to whether they stream or not so what's your point?

Fauna is considering quartering a dead body and putting it in a briefcase...

>>46845516
Neat, Nijisanji have already beaten their March total

>>46845831
>2023 EN GOLDS
>PER COMPANY
67x: Hololive
28x: Nijisanji
2x: Holostars

>PER STREAMER
11x: Mori
8x: IRyS, Baelz
7x: Amelia
6x: Vox, Mumei, Fauna, Ina, Gura
5x: Kronii
3x: Mysta, Pomu, Kiara, Shu
2x: Selen
1x: Ike, Flayon, Alban, Elira, Luxiem, Finana, Millie, Luca, Regis, Enna, Rosemi, Hololive English, Ren, Sonny

>2023 POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
80p: Fauna
67: Mori
66p: Baelz
65p: IRyS
62: Ina, Mumei
56p: Vox
54p: Amelia
40p: Mysta
33p: Kronii
32p: Kiara
30p: Gura
29p: Luca
18p: Selen
17p: Shu
16p: Pomu
11p: Uki, Axel, Sonny
9p: Millie, Enna, Ike
8p: Finana
7p: Regis
6p: Elira, Rosemi, Ren
5p: Flayon, Alban, Luxiem, Hololive English
4p: Vesper, Fulgur
3p: Hakka, Magni, Kotoka
1p: Meloco, Shinri, Gavis, Maria, Pippa, Nina

>>46845974
GIWTWM

>>46845924
>bourbon
I'd rather drink liquefied lice.
You weird ass Americans still thinking bourbon's good because it got popular during the Prohibition.

Hold on a minute, am I getting this right? I go on a bender for couple of days a suddnely somewhere a whole fucking Gen decides to quit? What's the endgame of these chuubas?

>>46846010
The incline is real.

>>46845755
The GFE experience they always wanted. If only HoloEN was so receptive to what the fans want.

>>46846075
My guess is that kawaii couldn't match up to the offered shekels

Almost there

>>46846010
doubled it even!

Sorry, Fauna, 9k is for people with big tits

>>46846075
Probably to incline beyond 2 view.

>>46845649
only places i've been to where people unironically drunk jaeger were in central europe/balkans

>>46846075
What are you talking about?

>>46845824
Yeah polls almost have much higher engagement than likes for member stuff. There's just a certain % of people that never like anything. Only so many people vote in polls too, I didn't even think the check Ina's member tab so I didn't vote until I saw you post this just now.

>>46846180
What would her numbers be if it were a Minecraft marathon to finish her World Tree?

>>46845831
Koataka 16k how? Birthday?

So idolcorp are buying chuubas from other small companies?

14k peak

>>46846323
JP karaoke collab

>>46845792
I usually see people mixing it with redbull

>>46846125
Ironically and I think it wasn't even intentional as she was just going with the flow of chat but she was the most GFE you could get for "HoloEN" from that stream

>>46845767
>>46845641
Star Wars in the news recently.
https://www.thewrap.com/daisy-ridley-rey-new-star-wars-movie-return/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnzNZ0Mdx4I

>>46846236
Jägermeister is/were popular with 14-16 year olds here in the north for some reason

>>46846339
Not really confirmed, but i fully expect some "creative" recruitment methods

>>46846125
Subtle GFE is better

>>46846182
As indies I assume, who would hire 'em after that stunt, then again what do I know.

>>46846413
that looks like a bad cosplay

>>46846125
Sorry buddy, that's really creepy and parasocial. Now, hand over the 100 dono to your favorite friend simulator so you can clip his POG react and post it on LSF.

>>46846419
Yeah pretty much, that and old dudes that wants something lighter between the whisky and beer

9k doryaaaaaaaaa

>>46846140
If anyone is offering those girls more they're getting scammed

>>46846413
Yeah sure, they always say this stuff. But Disney can't get their head on straight for Star Wars and are terrified of fucking up again.
I'll believe Rey is in a new movie when we have a trailer and release date, because if it's anything like the rest of the Star Wars projects they've tried to do since that last sequel trilogy movie, it's going to get cancelled.

>>46846250
Kawaii mass gen 3 graduation
Kawaii is probably going the way of Tsunderia or Cyberlive before the end of the year
Shame after the 3d debut funding

>>46846387
Sounds good! Keep up the grooming and get her properly prepped before she takes over HoloEN for real.

9k DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jägermeister is overrated, drink Fernet-Branca,

>stuck at 8.9k forever
>passes 9k
>jumps to 9.1k
I hate youtube

>>46846586
Fuck it, just go for Campari. Thing is so bitter it keeps you sober

>>46846544
>>46846587
And suddenly it's straight to 9.2k...

Fauna's counting again

>>46846180
Thank you for your service.

[Fauna News] Fauna is squatting on my dick

EuroGODS status?

>>46846819
this gif of a dead girl is pretty cute

Irys mogged

>>46846815
Is she doing this once an hour or something?

>>46846576
One of them got into HoloEN3. Promised that they all can share the model and stream 24/7. Our time has come bros. We finally have our own Kaela...

kaela funnel i guess

>>46846849
COLONIZING

>>46846904
Yeah its to prevent thrombus formation due to inactivity in the lower limbs

What the fuck was that Shylily shill last thread

im in the jp7 before en3 party now

>>46846582
Still no schedule for the A-chan ASMR though

>>46846716
Her 12 hour vod will still have less views than any gura stream

>>46846985
we've had a regular shylily shill for awhile they dont do it often but sometimes he do.

>>46846925
>EN funneling to EN
Nice

>>46846985
She's pretty cute and funny

>>46846985
One of our regulars is a Shylily gachikoi in way too fucking deep
It takes all kinds I guess

>>46847034

>>46846587
Kiara status?

>>46846985
He goes around /vt/. mostly harmless desu

>>46847058
yeah its just that easy

>>46847034
gura of the 4million subs against fauna of the 700k

>>46846925
What happemed to kaelas numbers? She used to rival kobo

>come home
>Fauna 9k ccv in EU hours
UUUUUUU

>>46847034
Gura's VOD views are always good but her lowest ones are below 200k. This should pass that.

>>46846985
eh whore orca shills go thru this thread always unscated, shes amongst the few in the west that expressed respect for hololive and shes a thorn in the flank of vshojo.

>>46846985
It honestly makes me want to watch her less

>>46847113
Hopefully preparing for their next collab

>saplings acting like Ina didnt used to regularly pull 10ks during this slot

>>46847207
Cope.

are there any indies that are actually interested in being idols in the west?
seems to me people just wanna be vtubers to get an ez amount of fans.
i never seen any genuine indies that actually want to be idols

>>46847086
>gachikoi
he knows she has a boyfriend right?

>>46846979
>IQ9k
First fish oil and now working out. Maybe she'll start eating meat too.

>>46847186
I think at the point they have to compare her to gura, they've already lost whatever point they were trying to use to shit on her.

>>46847207
That one was really fun, has she said something about another one and who will be part of it?

>>46847207
Did we have a date on the wither and girls talks collabs yet?

>>46847251
Yeah, me.

>>46847002
I feel the same way after seeing that stunt from kawaii gen3. The western market must be full of backstabbing whores. Also the signs were their with Niji recent wave. Two JP girls and one western woman. The western woman gets canned for being a whore.

>>46847207
few based takes in that stream, pretty fun can't wait for the next one.

Kotoka isn't even third place in her chat overlap. Congrats for the ccv but man....

>>46845962
Why do you assume kronii’s growth is. Did she have crazy gains in January with 11 streams or the last 3 months of 2022 where she had more than 20 streams

>>46847251
So? Kanata still liking Gakki

Get ready!

Can saplings fuck off from Numbers already? This is a PRO Tempus thread sapkeks, you don’t belong here

>>46847359
she doesn't have enough viewers to have high % in such a large stream kek

>>46847172
Nothing out of the ordinary?

>>46847281
My understanding that's it's a series with Kiara/Fauna/Mumei plus rotating guests now
I think Zeta was suggested

>>46847372
Because she gained as many subs in the one week she's been back as the entire month she was on break? Are you stupid?

>>46843380
>https://youtu.be/PvCfdTJGVcw
2d 4h 51m to 1 million

Because of the (intentionally) awful English intro I never listened to this so far but
... this is an English song.
It's 80% English.

Is this Nijisanji's best performing English song ever?

9.1k for fauna are we ready to admit it’s just a skill issue.

Imagine botting Fauna of all people. What a joke.

>>46846045
>I'd rather drink liquefied lice.
kek, I’ll steal that. It’s a good cost/benefit drink tho, what you recommend in alternative?
(Euro here btw, wine is my poison)

>>46847498
KFP cope.

>>46847359
What was this stream supposed to be?

Does Shion sleep?

>>46846576
Any potentional en3, miryu had some promise iirc

Fauna gonna tally with fucking Hitman freelance uh

>>46846985
>148 cm
Seems right to me.

>>46847315
Yes, the western VTUBER market. The solution is to simply not hire vtubers.

>>46847281
>>46847283
Supposedly next week?

>>46847495
It's been edging 9.2k for the past half hour

>>46847359
>Chinman above her
>He wasn't even in stream

>>46847445
>>My understanding that's it's a series with Kiara/Fauna/Mumei plus rotating guests now
this is what chadcast should have done after a few episodes

>>46846576
>Aletta Sky
Just up and vanishes after that birthday donathon.

>>46847553
Only Miryu, would be similar to a EN Luna otherwise it would just be Kronii 2: The Whoreing.

>>46847553
No, but give me Amano Nene and I'll gladly drop Fauna

>>46847639
Didn't Mori have something like that for a while?

>>46847639
I think that was the original idea for chadcast(?), but I think they ended up changing their minds for some reason.

>>46847549
For some reason she does graveyard shift streams

>>46846985
If he's still here, did she get more kraut-tier toilet stories? need some pointers here

>>46847656
They all already reincarnated into indies already and followed each other
I wonder how many will follow her over

So, for Kiara to get numbers in EU hours she just needs to be green and have a likable voice?

>>46847734
more than oceane

There's nothing better than spending a holiday watching Fauna, posting numbers and reading pubmed articles

>>46847495
It's also partially a "Kiara doesn't actually stream at EU hours" issue, in that EU primetime happens hours after the start of her usual streams, and there's 50/50 odds it's SC reading by that point.

>>46847734
That's awfully quick

>>46847745
Also stop cursing

FUCKING SLAVES GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

>>46847787
Probably posted it on /vt/ herself >>46824619

>>46847656
Apparently she wasn't getting that much from it to begin with.

>>46847745
She would have to completely change every aspect of herself, and just stop being Kiara, then it's a tiny maybe.
>>46847783
Cope.

>>46846045
>I’m drinking jagermeister
>weird burger drink bourbon
>not a burger and it’s normal in my area
>go get a Kentucky bourbon
>you Americans and your bourbon
At this point it just seems like y’all want to be a burger and are just tsundere

>>46846075
Sava and Aletta were tired of being under the a JP corpo and the other two were basically along for the ride and didn’t really want to graduate apparently.

>>46847745
I think being purple would also work.

>>46847866
lmao, bunch of grifters

>>46847844
I was just right behind you daddy~

>>46847938
>y’all want to be a burger
no thanks, I like being white and heterosexual

SNOT mention

>>46847745
Yeah, there's reason she dropped blue Kiara after doing it once

>>46847207
I started doing make-up after this stream. Thanks Kiara!

>>46847950
>Two girls getting forced into graduation by their more dominating genmates
That's kinda hot but if one of them was my oshi I would probably be melting down rn
It would be like if...idk, Laplus decided to graduate and managed to drag Koyori down with her. Feels bad.

[Fauna News] Fauna considers Gura and Mumei trustworthy and loyal

STOP FUCKING PISSING, FAUNA. YOU ARE GETTING SO CLOSE TO 10K

>>46848168
uhhh, yeah, mumei is

if fauna was a diaperfag, she wouldn't have to leave to piss and actually reach 10k

https://youtu.be/PvCfdTJGVcw
1M Get

>>46848141
>Two girls getting forced into graduation by their more dominating genmates
>That's kinda hot
There is a doujin in the making for that

>>46848168
And Kronii too

>>46848175
I CONCUR
YOU SHOULD PEE ON STREAM RATHER THAN WASTING TIME GOING TO THE TOILET
IN FACT MAKE IT A STREAM POINT WHERE YOU HOLD IT IN UNTIL YOU CAN'T ANYMORE

>>46848168
>no kronii
BASED

Fauna please... think about the numbers... do it on stream onegai.

Fauna #2 pee time: 1:43.39 secs

>>46846140
Unless they’re offering a ku100 and a much bigger sc cut I think they just going indie. It’s a good grift though tame and saddle a couple of well bred kawaii paypigs and bring them to your indie account. The horse has 3 people that paid her 50k altogether for a 5min date. They never got the date but who knows she might offer discord sex now.

>>46848261
She would ask question tho

>>46848261
>>46848278
tell me the truth, right now

>>46848141
If my oshi would graduate just because some other bitch did i wouldn't really want her as my oshi

>>46848331
The question was "who in EN would help you hide the body" and she said "pretty much SNOT but Kronii would be the one to ask questions while the other two would help no questions asked"

>>46848346
You don’t want a submissive oshi?

>>46848331
Gura and Mumei would help Fauna hide a body no questions asked. Kronii would help but she’d ask questions.

>>46848331
She said SNOT

>>46848267
Aren't there multiple talents that make a point of holding it in for as long as possible?

>>46848313
She’s 100% gonna have a discord with her top paypigs only.

>>46848434
Kiara is on record complaining that people leave her stream when she goes on bathroom break

>/#/ is STILL tsundere for Kronii

>>46848384
I wouldn't be against it, but i don't want a weak willed one.

>>46846460
Yea her calling you a loser is so much better. Rather have no gfe than subtle gfe

>>46848313
Didn't the horse girl have 3 individuals donate like 60k to her? I mean yeah fuck it just go indie and have those guys donate more to you directly at that point.

>>46848434
Mumei has been known to announce that she has to go before proceeding to hold it in for another half hour. Gura did something similar in one of her recent streams.

>>46848503
Of course, was second in EN and now this.

Fauna has 9k+ live concurrent viewership with a fucking HITMAN stream? ASTONISHINGLY BASED AS FUCK.

>>46848503
I'm not
but fuck Cover trying to blend the line

>>46847359
What? You thought "My oshi is Nijisanji Channel" or Manjisanji was a meme?

>>46846125
*mwah*

>>46847745
>be green
Wait, i have something for this.

>>46848434
It's Luna's fetish if you needed more proof that she's amazing

>>46846182
That’s the thing they’re making more as 2 views than some 4 views. For them to quit they had to have got a better offer or really think they’d make even more without the cut.

Sorry fauna
10K is for pure maiden only

>>46848670
God she is so fucking Cute bros.......

>>46848670
Get GFE. Get SAVED.

>>46848714
I need a source of this

>>46848434
Ogayu likes it

>>46848568
That’s the one I meant but looks like they don’t know she’s gone back to her pl yet. If they don’t follow she’ll definitely need to go get a real job

>>46845322
>>46848709
>The eyes
Yeah, that's the face.

Saplings and nousagi thread

>Fauna shows that there is a market for EU chuubas
Please yagoo, I ask for only 1 EU chuuba in EN3

it's amusing seeing /pkg/ and the new general for the girls that quit cry about how mean the anons in the other thread are.

>>46848605
Delusional she was never second.

WHERE'S MY RAID FAUNA.

>>46848971
yuros are picky af

Don’t think it was posted but Kiara confirmed the obvious that this concert is a trial run for EN earlier today.

>>46848884
The fat furry that gave her 30k is a paypig and mod for Eien now

>>46848884
>her pl
She made completely new account

>>46848822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A4TsH8j-bg

>>46847238
Indie Nina, though I don't know if it's her kayfabe or genuinely wants to pursue something like that. She's known for her zatsu and singing/covers, also takes lessons iirc. unironically applied for vshojo, so yeah

>>46848714
Wait i thought that was flare? What was flare’s fetish

>>46848814
This reminds me of the guy who married his DS

>>46849021
Its called having discerning taste

>>46849021
Just hire a JP with aberrant sleep schedule that know English and likes history

>>46849021
Not really, they just don't want the chickentranny.

>>46848971
Is it me or, despite being ESL, Kiara has a more complicated English vocabulary than Fauna in normal streams?

I'd think ESL EUs prefer simpler, American English.

>>46849055
Nice

>>46849087
lolis and big tits, not combined those two btw

https://twitter.com/hiiragiryo/status/1644323113092673539?s=20
>Commissioned a logo for her member stream
Why is Kanata like this?

>>46849144
That probably comes from the games she is playing, i have the same thing

>>46849190
Its cute and based

>>46848987
>Check out both
>One thread is shittalking Aletta and the other thread is shittalking Nene
Oh boy
I wonder what the rifts would look like in Holo or Niji if a similar split happened. Who would be the ringleaders/scapegoats?

>>46849021
No it's called having Kiara as the only EU hour representation. Imagine being a yuro, you turn on Holodex everyday and see Kiara, and ONLY Kiara streaming JRPG to like 2-3k people, that gotta be demotivating as fuck

>>46849130
>chickentranny
???

>>46849279
ignore the sister

>>46848670
I want a recreation of this with her actual 3D ONEGAI

>>46849190
Thanks for reminding me, need to get the monthly wallpaper.

>>46849279
She sounds and acts like one.

>>46849383
pomu?

[Fauna News] Oil spills are illegal

>>46845322
>>46845364
Footfag, I love you.

Wait, did Fauna win gold or why is this thread full of this whore?

Fauna hours
Fauna sweep
Fauna board
Fauna thread

>>46849041
It was also confirmed in Chadcast

>>46849415
KFP cope.

>>46848709
That's a million times hotter than the firebird

>>46849041
Trial for what?

>>46849510
No, winner is easily Selen because she got JPs to be in her tournament. Fauna's streaming though and hit 9k which could be for a vary many of different reasons, like it being good friday, so who knows

what's kronii doing today? chess with ame?

>>46849590
Selen Apex?

>>46849055
Maybe that's why she likes to take off her pants while playing her Electone

>>46849664
Puyo Tetris

>>46849590
>Selen
Her first cripple gold since like forever ago

>>46849709
>Dragon Ball theme is used to mask her moans

>>46849623
Nothing. Chess is tomorrow

>>46847238
Want to be idols because hololive is popular or idols like hololive. If it’s the latter the first 2 gens of kawaii but if it’s the former idolen. If either one joined holoen it would get worse. The kawaii girls are really just diet holoen with their only saving grace is they won’t talk to males. Lua would probably take irys fans near identical backgrounds age and personalities except she’ll give kisses+asmr. Nami would be ame, reina as kiara etc. Idol is just the wish equivalent of council/myth.

back from work, neat 9.5k from Fauna

Why won't Fauna just shoot them

>>46849590
i'm going to say 30-40k

>>46849860
Faunas shoulder should ache with her carrying this branch and showing now that EU chuubas could be a thing

>>46847373
She also made a song about being just a nobody to her and delayed her 1 million wish to see if yagoo could pull a private meeting. Very real chance she would rape her

>>46849889
Because she has to escape, just killing them doesn't end the mission.

>>46849922
hot

>>46849269
They also have Vesper and one of the new homos

>>46849922
Kanata is the "literally me" chubba

>>46849973
We do not want them. Just give us some girls Yagoo, please.

Fauna should be breaking 10k if she continues streaming.

There still tickets left neat.

Holy shit, Fauna sucks at shooting, why was she using a bush as a cover
>Controller
This explains things

>>46849021
Kiara doesn't even fucking stream during euro hours for fuck sake. By the time it's euro prime time she's 6 hours in on episode 9 of a fucking JRPG. I'm not tuning into that shit.
And sure as hell I'm not watching fucking homoshits. Especially because my country has some decent brotubers out there already.

https://poal.me/hb4iyz
Why would someone who's /here/ now even vote mori??

>>46850128
Nope, her views are gonna fucking crater because she lost. This game functions like apex

>>46849584
Future concerts I assume

numbers

>>46849584
More concerts and maybe a HoloEXPO USA

>>46849190
Trying to make up for the male collab

>>46850267
holy incline. last one was only 30k I think

>>46849584
A stadium that can actually handle the HoloEN audience

>>46849052
Sava and the other one was the same so I assumed hers was too.

>>46850267
100k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/live/d3EBBlQhzko
>jewba dropped below 1k
Looks like shorts boost is running dry.

>>46850186
We have people from a lot of fanbases represented here, most of them just stay quiet.
There's probably more pippiggers than deadbeats here

Everyone enjoying numbers today

>>46850267
Imagine if they cancel the concert over this inclining

>>46849127
That’s like 7 current members but it’s only English or history can’t have both.
English will also be limited*

>>46850267
When are we getting a vtuber who covers hype events like police chases and tornados

slavers' status?

>>46850533
Pippa soon

>>46850478
Limited English is cute so that's a bonus

>>46849055
why are holos like this

I can't believe Fauna did better numbers on the truck game.

>>46850595
At least she’s not holding in her shit

>>46850474
I can see this being nijibro new shitpost angle

>>46850467
everyone likes numbers, easy to understand, easy to manipulate, easy to brag, easy to shit

>>46850595
the pee chart...

>>46850533
https://www.youtube.com/@clearusui

>>46850267
>LA is safe they said

>>46850734
Isn't LA the city were that corrupt judge is releasing rapists and murderers on the daily?
I hope the girls won't actually be there in person...

>>46849230
It wouldn’t happen unless gura goes niji or enna goes hololive it would cause the most seething on both sides. Enna isn’t a tenth of gura but her joining holo would cause alot of hate

>>46850734
No one has ever said this. When I told my father I was going to the concert, he was worried I would get stab

KEKEKEKEKEK

>3 hours wasted
this will 12 hours endurance

>>46850734
>LA is safe
Said nobody ever.

>>46850438
>reach the apex of hype from sub incline off the back of shorts
>have half the week off, play some shitty kusoge then Valorant
I was expecting jewcorp to be more on the money than that

>>46850875
At least it's not New York. Then you'd also have to worry about poop on the streets.

Was looking through twitter and found this, ouch.
https://twitter.com/Spiele_maus/status/1641543259154714624
https://iamf.live/

>>46850994
Poop on the streets is actually a Cali thing though

>>46850734
LA has never been safe. It's true that it's getting even worse, though.

>>46850438
vtuber shouldn't getting fun from playing game

>>46850904
No funnel for Moom now

>>46850734
Compared to Baltimore, maybe.

>>46850994
CA is the state that has apps to help guide you around streetshits in real time.

>>46850339
Realistically it’s probably a trial for Gen concerts and eventually sololives.

>>46851135
>Baltimore
still tame compare to Memphis

>If you're gonna be so incompetant, then maybe the talents should consider joining Hololive or Nijisanji
TOP KEK, WTF??!?
>Hey kawaii, if you continue being incompetant(?) your talent will rather join Hololive next time! Get your shit together!

>>46851054
>Kizuna, HimeHina and others can’t sell in Europe so they just cancelled the concerts

>>46851148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te4SkewRw6I

LA is safe you retards, as someone who lives here it's probably safer than a big city like Tokyo as long as you don't enter gang territory

>>46851302
FORTY KEKS
all of them are Holo/Niji rejects anyway

>>46850849
LA Chicago New York Washington DC San Francisco. Rule of thumb if it’s a blue state only stay in the rich areas and have a gun or security

>>46851302
Why does he say that like Hololive wants them. They’d just be Luca fodder in NijiEN

>>46850634
she's not male

>>46851370
Everyone non-Holo is either a Holo reject or has such low self esteem they didn't dare apply

>>46851302
>implying it's easier to join Niji or Holo than Kawaii
Fucking retard is what he is.

>>46851429
So Austin is still good then?

the 10k dream is dead craplings

>>46848200
Wheelchair cope.

>>46851350
>safer than Tokyo
roru rumao
People aren't killing each other here, they kill themselves by jumping on track. You're fucking lucky if 2 weeks went on without a single train delay because of that

>>46851576
At least 5 more hours of streaming. The funnels and waiting room funnels will push it over 10k.

>>46851302
A while back, former Liverpool and England football player Jamie Carragher was asked what the biggest regret of his career was.
He answered: Not winning the Premiere League.

Now, the problem here is that, that's not really a decision for him to make, if he and his team were to shit to win it.
It's like me saying, "I regret not winning the lotto".

>>46851350
you still get raped in deserted suburb streets area and by chance anyone see you, they will ignore

>>46851676
Gavin starts soon, he is the king of tempoop. He'll take all the viewers.

>>46851350
>You can still get shot through your plywood walls.

>>46851370
That hasn’t been true since 2021 holoen doesn’t hire women
>>46851302
Management usually gets blamed and it’s almost always their fault. This time i think they tried their best. They wanted oceanne gone management fired her, they gave an ultimatum management agreed and they still quit. It was the equivalent of gen 1/2 quitting on Robocco and Sora telling them their hard work meant nothing they will fail. Well this came from the kawaii girls that’s still there so could be biased.

EN3, EN4, and EN5 are in lock and already underway. So GETTO HAIPUDO because Kino is incoming. In Yagoo we believe. In A-chan we trust.

>>46851350
Famous politicians and former prime ministers still can be killed in the middle of the street by random people

>>46850595
They have good tastes, that's why
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/( 後始末 or 野ション or おしがま or おねしょ or おしっこ or おもらし or おしっこ我慢 or 放尿 or 飲尿 or 失禁 or 限界放尿 or トイレお漏らし or おトイレ間に合わなかった系女子 or 女の子の立ちション or 水中放尿 or 水着尿 or ずらし放尿) AND (夏色ホロライブEN or HololiveEN or ホロライブ or hololive or HololiveID or holoX )/artworks?s_mode=s_tag

The seething smol corpo IDF arrived.

>>46851273
And none of those compare to the shit hole that is Chicago. Either way they should get some kind of defense

>>46851873
It's really funny that those bitches actually believe they will be more than fucking 1view as indie because they managed to get some paypig while being a corpo

>>46851917

>>46851994
Stop watching Fox News. I live in Chicago and it’s calm af.

>>46851925
You deserve this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjxhXdKiso0

>>46851799
I agree but rape is a bad example thats definitely more likely to happen in japan

>>46850703

>>46851054
lmao
Yeah, the whole thing is a scam

>>46852087
Mmm, delicious Okayurine.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=23d949UeGKU
Is this the absolute best Holo song ever?

>>46851328
>>46852152

>>46851054
We talked about this last night too. These concerts were a horrible idea.
Extremely niche content, WAY too many days, venues way too big.
They probably sold like 10% or less of available tickets and now have to cancel basically everything.
I don't know how it even happens that Hololive is ultra-conservative about a 1 day concert and other JP companies are spamming dates for a super niche Kizuna AI vocaloid concert when she's already long dead

Fauna's a peeping tom

>>46852304
They couldn't sell in America and Mexico either...

>>46851302
>he thinks aletta should join EN3
no thanks

>>46852452
Like none of the people in their list have mindshare in the west

>>46852049
Leading in homicides by a wide margin, and first murder of 2023 was 90 minutes into the new year. But go off these deaths are just numbers definitely safe to be out at night in Chicago according to this guy.

10k soon

NASHED ON FAUNA'S STREAM

>>46852727
Huh?

>>46852543
Ey, I crowdfunded LiLYPSE's physical live

>>46852452
I'm sure only a handful of anons in this very thread knows who are HIMEHINA

>>46852069
Thanks, it's pretty good

>>46852727
HORY SHIEET

>>46852855
If you know HoloJP then you know HIMEHINA

global would rather talk about star wars than fauna's hitman...

>>46850734
LA is no more dangerous than tokyo if you been there.

>>46852452
Don’t you know Kizuna A is the biggest vtuber in the world and she sung a song with the biggest English vtubing branch vshojo. These 2 together have popularity hololive could never touch it’s also why Kizuna A got big in the west. Ignore that i didn’t know her name is Kizuna Ai

I’m not joking people not only believe this but preach it. That’s probably who they listened to. Cover on the other hand dropped 3 male flops back to back it makes them think they misunderstood the market. Which they did their paying customers are people that like girls.

>>46852999
Duh, it's Myth general after all

>>46853055
Fuck that reminded me how Kizuna Ai completely dropped Vshojo after their collab/concert (and Nyanners name dropped Kiara as her oshi to Kizuna AI’s face).

>>46852552
10k never at this rate

>>46853055
Even thinking that a lackluster AI would have the same pull as the actual talent is bad enough

>>46852999
how many times has it been stated here, that place is just a myth hugbox

>>46852931
Not how that works that’s like saying if the average person knows Michael Jordan they should also know scottie pippen

>>46852999
/#/ would rather talk about hlgg than Fauna’s numbers.

[Sad news]
Cover ran out of colors for future EN talents
That's why there is no EN3

>Gura: Light blue
>Ame: Yellow
>Mori: Pink
>Kiara: Orange
>Ina: Purple

>IRyS: Maroon
>Bae: Red
>Kronii: Blue
>Mumei: Brown
>Fauna: Green

>>46853234
>has song called Violet
>isnt violet

>>46853234
We need innovation in the penlight space.
I'm going to make a startup

>>46853234
>green
>light green
eh?
is the difference in color noticeable?

Are we sure Fauna wasn't a kusogaki before stealing Nature's power?

>>46853234
their fault for speedrunning colors

>>46853234
>has song called Red
>isnt red

>>46853358
It's more of teal really

Why do ENs get shit on for collabing with homos but no one cares when it's Suisei?

>>46853034
(You)

>>46853361
fauna was a deer

>>46853457
>>46853462

>>46853223
What a newfag thing to say
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1378330821241700359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mR5y5DAVSg

>>46853457
Suisei is the best singer in vtubing . Don’t compare your EN failures with her.

Fau fau on top
>fau fau on top
Fau fau on top
>fau fau on top

>>46853732
t. ironic weeb

>>46847155
Doppio Dropscythe is such a dumb name

kek another phase yab, but no one cares

>>46852931
>HIMEHINA
I literally had never heard of them until right now and I've been following HoloJP since 2019

>>46853457
Didn't you get the memo? Everything JP does is correct and you're not allowed to say anything bad about them.

>>46853842
What happened?

>>46853817
It should've been Droppio Dropscythe

>>46851350
Isn't that call survivor bias?

>>46853867
t. clipwatcher

>>46853939
The classic.
>>46852125

wait a minute...
fauna has nothing to do with plants, yet she's basically a plant based model.
flora is mostly plants.
shouldn't fauna be a more... animal based model?

>>46853457
It’s the same reason teamates went from no males laughing at kronies to we always liked males. They’re obsessive and don’t want to be abandoned. If you’re talking outside of here suisei is gaining more fans that look at her as a star and sex object then romantically.

>>46850734
Nowhere is safe

>>46853867
Then you must not have watched any of the external concerts that Holos participated in, since HimeHina is one of the constant guests. They even performed a duet with Suisei at the last one.

>>46854069
>Ceres

>>46854069
>kirin
>plant

>>46825555
Based JPs

>>46853698
Should I repeat my statement again or do you want to try reading again

Fauna karaoke!

>>46852727
THERE ARE ANONS IN THIS VERY THREAD TOO YOUNG TO LIKE GROWNS UP MUSIC!
>Peppa Pig Shares Her Favourite Nasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qZg3zOkpw

(this meme will put you in some seventeen watchlists so watch out!)

>>46854049
oh its one of the ones that never gets talked about lmao

>>46854138
so the mommy thing is part her kayfabe

>>46854239
It's at the very core of her persona

>>46854181
her fucking legacy