/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

gooba love

what is your dream gura schedule?

my wife

Gurass

>>46831165
Minecraft x 5

>>46831165
Sunday: Try for baby with me
Monday: Try for baby with me
Tuesday: Try for baby with me
Wednesday: Try for baby with me
Thursday: Try for baby with me
Friday: Try for baby with me
Saturday: Try for baby with me

>>46831420
But that's my schedule.

Would you peel off Gura's burnt skin for her?

Sex with a fembud.

>>46831493
you shouldnt peel it though

>>46831165
Friday: Minecraft or other game she likes
Saturday: cooking/baking zatsu (with or without handcam is fine either ways)
Sunday: ASMR or collabs

She can take the rest of the week off if she actually respects this schedule and doesn't randomly skip or change day.

WIFE AWAKE

>>46831776
I have notifications on you know

>>46831493
No but I'd apply hydration cream on her whole body.
When I was little and got myself burnt a lot I used to apply my mother's hand cream on my burns and it was like magic healing.

>>46831493
And eat it yes

>>46831869
No, it's mine!

>https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0A005E712A3809AD
Are we allowed to bring glowsticks?

>>46831986
There's glowstick merch so I'd assume so

>>46831165
a stream or two per week is fine with me, so long as she is happy. I like hearing Gura happy. I really don't want her to stream if she's feeling poopy like she did in 2022.

>>46831986
Uh, how many tickets do they have this time?

>>46832224
I bet less than 200 because they must be cancellations.

>>46832224
I think the only tickets left are the 300 section. People were saying they weren't up for presale.

>>46832193
She was feeling poopy because she didn't stream much.
I remember she used to stream when she was depressed but by the end of the stream she had already cheered up thanks to chumbies talking to her about things and being funny.
The less she streams the less she will want to stream.

>>46832264
>cancellations

>>46832372
There's definitely somebody who changed plans and got refund.

>>46832498
>Bought the tickets
>Realized they can't afford the flight
Kek

Gura cute Gura cute!

She is here.

>>46833367
MATINGPRESS

>>46832283
Here's my tip for someone that got tickets.
When the countdown finishes, immediately refresh to get put into a queue.
Do NOT waste ANY time picking a seat, just click fucking anything as fast as you can.
Pay fast and have everything ready. Turn off adblock/privacy addons for ticketmaster just in case.

>>46832372
You can't cancel ticketmaster tickets dumbbud.

>>46832283
Anyone wants to come up with something to recognize each other in LA? like a pin somewhere on our clothes.

>>46833980
Don't they allow refunds? should be the same.

>>46834030

>>46834087
nope, I can't refund my tickets. Only able to resell them.

>>46834112
although I can't resell them yet either, so who knows if they'll even allow that.

>>46834112
If you paid with paypal it should be possible to get a refund though. That's what paypal brags about the most, you can get refund anywhere.

>>46834179
no real point in refunding though since they'll sell secondhand for much more than I paid for them ($75 ea)

>>46834106
What if I were a fembud instead? I'm not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EANs7DQaq4

>>46834346
Any fembud will be mating pressed on sight.

>>46834346
maybe you can just dress like one for us

>>46834432

the fart shark makes me happy

Gurass

>>46834030
ill wear crocs

>>46834851
That was a great stream

>>46834030
I might wear a golden pin here if I feel like it. Something fish/sea-themed. Black suit, dark blue shirt without necktie, ugly mofo you don't wanna cross eyes with. Easy to spot.

Assuming I manage to get a ticket today... failed yesterday.

>>46835249
>black suit
>dark blue shirt

>>46832922
The travel expenses are what fucked me. I sat there staring at ticketmaster's six minute timer and just though "if I buy this somebody else is going to miss out on the concert and there's a high chance I can't afford to go." Got super bummed about it and drank all night.

>>46834030
I'll probably be live posting on my phone while I'm there anyways so we could always find each other that way.

>>46835352
its a pretty marquee event bro. the girls you watched all these years first big time concert.
can see the expenses being too much tho if you live in like australia or europe

>>46835352
I saved up just for this but I wanted a front row seat because I know I'm going to regret getting one in the back. I will regret the whole trip if I cannot grab at least something in the forward-middle rows.

>>46835567
the only seats left are the way back, if you haven't gotten any yet. otherwise you'll be at the mercy of resellers.
>>46832283

>>46835340
It's once in a lifetime event. I want to look at least a little bit tidy, you never know if Gura is there too.

I sit here on the mobile app right?

Log in your paypals in advance so it takes less time for the api to load cookies.

>>46835755
>once in a lifetime event
It sold out instantly. There is going to be more English concerts.
If en3/jp7 get released this year I can see en being split from Holofes and focusing on a larger concert next summer for en. There was already not enough time for everyone at last Holofes.

>>46835755
Please don't wear a black suit with a dark blue shirt to a chuuba concert. You'll look like you're going to a court case and had to stop at a thrift store, or that you just left a linux convention and likely stink of unwashed armpit. Black suits are almost never a good idea outside of funerals, and dark blue shirts are a big no for a black suit. Just be clean and wear something that fits well

Me, I'm wearing my omocat track jacket there.

I just can't love her enough.

Just caught up with the past couple of threads. I see the retard who thinks Cover pimps out their talents as sex slaves faggot is back

>>46836292
>the doujins are real
kek

>>46836020
It's not completely blue, there's golden embroidery.

>>46836292
I refuse to believe he's trying to push that as a real rrat. It's so retarded.

I can't stop playing dbd, what have you done to me Gura...

>>46836515

8 minutes left

Buy me a ticket and I'll go.

Waiting room? I didn't get this yesterday.

>>46836654
for what?

>>46836708
The LA concert tickets. There's some seats left and they're selling the tickets today.

>>46836759
Ah, I see, that.

>Barely made into wait room
I can feel my heart bros fuck

>>46837012
Good luck, anon

good luck frens

>2000+
>PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOU
It's over.

>>46837146

>1500
Bros...

LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIN

If you weren't like in the top 500 you didn't get any

07:05 PM
Due to demand, ticket availability is limited and ticket options may vary throughout the venue.

Scalper-Sama pls have mercy on my soul.

>>46837388
nice try
you're just trying to make the queue shorter

>>46837388
Thought the same. There's no way they had still over 2k seats left.

>>46837459
No, I'm serious. The only seats left are the back 300 section and there's only like 500 seats up there.

07:06 PM
Due to high demand for today’s sale, ticket availability is extremely limited. As you continue to shop some options may be unavailable. If you are unable to find tickets today, we recommend checking back frequently as additional tickets may become available.

>>46837511
I count at least 1000 seats up there.

>>46837608
But faggots are gonna buy 8 tickets and sell 5

>>46837624
True... I hesitated yesterday because I didn't want a back seat but now there's no choice and a good chance I wont get any seat at all.

>>46837714
I tried to bring my buddy but the fees were astronomical and I only had so much money in my bank at the time. That is what I get for carrying cash I guess.

this is why we call it ticketbastard

>>46837714
it as over as soon as you hesitated for even a split second

07:12 PM
Due to demand, ticket availability is limited and ticket options may vary throughout the venue.

>>46837781
Are you from outside the US? I saved up just for this, I hope I won't have to watch the stream from home.

>>46837954
I live like 30 minutes from the venue.

>>46837714
I intentionally went for the second level because I was worried about being able to get something on the floor. The very front tickets didn't go as fast as I expected so I probably could have gotten one, and while closer seats would be nice im just happy I got a ticket

tickets are still going up

> Hey chumbo there is a ticket right here in this box for you~

>>46837511
>30x10 seats
There's 1500 seats up there.
>>46837229
Be glad you might be able to get one of the last seats.

>>46838140
Oh god I hope so bro.

>7
LET ME THE FUCK IN

Any of you chumbies get a ticket? Please say yes.

>>46838140
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO I GOT IT

>>46838546
i already had mine

>>46838546
Yesterday, yeah.

>>46838546
yeah

>>46838581
Congrats

>section 201
Hell yeah I thought it was gonna be worse.
The angle is a bit funny but I'd rather stay a bit closer than too far back.

They had a lot more tickets available than I thought

>>46838946
Maybe they detected bots and canceled them.

tell me bros
did the fembud got one?

>>46838997
It's sold out now though. Seems like a lot of the seats were limited side view though from what I can tell.

I kinda miss her, not gonna lie

>>46838546
No, I didn't want these stupid tickets anyway. It's prerecorded and not even in 3D, I can get the same or better experience at home, LA sucks...

>>46839031
>limited side view
Same with holofes, they left the closest seats on the side vacant

Time to renew the gym sub buds.
Gotta get fit for her. I wonder if she'll notice me.
Gura sempai please notice your chumbies...

>>46838546
Decided against it in the end. Had good seats selected yesterday and was really close to buying, but couldn't justify flying to LA. Now if it were Gura solo concert, then there's nothing that would've stopped me from getting a ticket

Everyone from here got their tickets? anyone missed out?
It'd be nice if everyone managed to get in. By the way the site said to check again in later days since there's a chance some seat will be left vacant and become available again.

Feels good bros. Not it's time for a hard cut. I need to be as yoked as possible to mog other fans.

>>46839396
Understandable. It will likely happen in the future, solo concert

>>46839159
>not even in 3D
anon?

>>46839475
same desu flexing on condomates is mandatory.

>>46839534
I think he means AR

>>46839475

Come and find me bros. You will know it's me when you look.

>>46839650
Do they actually lend you AR glasses or is that only for people from home like the fes?

>>46839605
Yeah me

You will wear your crying emoji t-shirt to Sharks event right anon?

>>46839159
It is in 3D though

>>46839765
I don't wanna be stopped at the airport on my way back tbqh. I know I'm on a list already.

>>46839765
Yes

>>46839765
I have something better

>ID expired 3 years ago
>no passport
>appointment for renewal is always 30-40 days away
God dammit I hate bureaucracy so damn much.

>>46831165
One where she actually streams regularly.

>>46839707
For Fes you don't need glasses, it's just how the stage is set up.

If she takes another few day break there is a chance we get another members stream before the grays get anything.

>>46839670
As I pass through that section I'm going to fart my stinkiest fart.

>>46839475
Cardinine and a calorie deficit.

>>46840589
Based. People will say it's cope but i am so busy in life I wouldn't mind her only streaming 2-3 times a week. But right now it's bad. I still blame perms.

>>46840589
Based

>>46840606
I'll catch and cherish it anon.

>>46840589
That's probably going to be true since she will be with her boyfriends family this weekend.

>>46840844
Yeah me
Very Catholic

>>46840844
>source: my ass

They really do like their 1-2PM ET shitpost start time don't they?

>>46840005
>WW store
Nice.

>>46841096
What time is that in SEAbug?

Thumbnail changed in case anyone cares.

>>46841401
what the fuck

>>46841345
1 AM

We should make Fart Shark shirts

Anyways, hotels are going to be expensive during that time. July 4th, Holo, AX.
Any of you guys want to split a hotel together around that time?

>>46842085
I'm already in an AX room but check global for more peeps. Just be careful.

>>46842085
What about car rentals? I haven't looked up the price yet but it may be a good solution if you're staying just for the day and need some place to leave your baggage.

>>46842274
I'm a little afraid to drive around myself in that area. I'm more used to back country driving...

I love how similar their reactions are to the essentially the same prank
https://youtu.be/H_0MOOPGyDg?t=101
https://youtu.be/B5LTeihBbVc?t=352

>>46842499
Drivers are autist tier aggressive in LA. You have to be sometimes but it's retarded.>>46842274

>>46841401
kinda lewd

>>46839204
Gyms are a scam, the gyms in my area cost like 40 bucks or more a month. For that price i can buy my own equipment over time(which i did). You don't need fancy machines. All you need is a barbell, some dumbbells, a bench and a pull-up bar.

>>46842706
<3 PeGura

>>46840589
Based

>>46841401
looks like kiara is gonna force them to eat her out

Come on shart...str*am

>>46843460
stop making me horny

it's all so tiresome

This guy is my favorite artist for holoEN stuff

>>46841096
kek

>>46843516
I don't think she will stream till monday

>>46841401
am confused, what exactly is this? a 3d collab like the dance thing or just a video from past events?

>>46842706
get rid of those fleshbags

>>46843865
I'm guessing something like Hologra recreating EN moments.

Before the on-cooldown shitflinging starts, I'd like to tell everyone who didn't ask and doesn't care that while I wouldn't be surprised if she is spending easter with her family or something and kind of expect it I'd really appreciate it if she'd actually say that rather than say soon and then disappear for half a week. I don't really think that's a schizophrenic opinion. Also fuck greys, I see a couple still going through shark withdrawal as they deserve.

>>46844340
gura is too afraid to ever say what she's GOING to do IRL. i don't blame her with how hard her family was doxxed

>>46844340
I wouldn't risk it if I were her. Someone could camp the airport and look for her if they knew she was leaving.

>>46843692
Gura looks like she's about to milk everything out me.

>>46844340
Fair desu

>my cutting strategy for July
Best flavor coming through bitches. Still makes me laugh about how I got Gura to remark on the flavor.

Gura is my perfect girl that I'm going to marry one day. Some of you will be invited to our wedding.

>>46843139
I pay more than that, my house is too small for any equipment.

>>46845130
I get Powerade because it's cheaper..
I always get the blue flavor though

>>46844340
Nah she won't say anything as usual because she's too autistic. She'll be back next Thursday for the watch along.

>>46845363
Blue and orange are my fave power aids. I never liked red anything desu flavor wise.

>>46844340
Agreed but as always I can survive the days....with pain but I can survive, is sad that the next stream isn't even confirmed for Monday is literally Monday + maybe 3 other days

>>46845524
It's fine now that we know Gura is still Gura. A lot of us were worried that she was growing too distant from her chumbuds recently.

Gura's skin right now..
She's probably doing things to it that she knows she shouldn't be doing, but she can't resist

>>46845130
I should also get started on cutting, but I want to hit my target weight first. I'm 183lbs as of this morning and I want to hit 185-190

>>46845607
I believe some of those people were being influenced by the larpers and shitposters if even subconsciously and starting to have bad thoughts.
I've yet to lose faith in her.

>>46845607
people should just accept already that we will never get streams at the rate we got them in 2021. Gura will stream when she feels like it and then vanish for how long she wants. This is just how it is from now on. All the crying and complaining is in vain. Her banning words like stream in her chat is the final confirmation.

>>46846232
>All the crying and complaining is in vain
ironic...

>>46846232
I know this is bait but there's nothing wrong with that. If we get a happy, healthy Gura like how she was last stream, then fewer streams are worth it.
I don't want a tired, bunt out Gura just phoning it in like she did a few times in 2022.

>>46845935
How tall? I am 6'7 prob sitting at 290-300
I have about like 40 pounds to cut my Dr said not to go below 250 if I have a normal BMI

>>46846364
>bait
nothing i said is wrong and you know it

>>46846420
6'0", and I imagine you have trouble fitting into most places. I wish I could be a few inches taller, to be honest

>>46846364
She phoned it in her last public stream. Outside of interacting with Oakyu she was getting sick of building the temple and had no idea what to do. That's why she made up the internet and sunburn excuses.

>>46846420
Are you going to the concert? If you are I feel for whoever sits behind you.

>>46846434
It's potentially correct, sure, but I personally will complain in here until she actually says it herself, as tired as le Aqua shitpost is by now.

>>46846572
Its not hard. I have lost a shitload of weight. I just got denser. I do have a lump on my head from hitting it all the time tho.

>>46846615
Yeah I'm gonna try and scooch a little for them. I'm here >>46839670

>>46846605
not a day without posting your schizobabble here, huh?

>>46846741
I should be able to see you from my seat pretty easily. I'll try to snap a pic of you and post it here, hehe.

>>46846628
>complain in here until she actually says it herself
>in here
are you just delusional or do you seriously believe you will accomplish anything by whining in this thread?

>>46846873
Ikr? If anything if I were her I would come here just to monitor for threats from schizos only.

>>46846873
Is this containment or not?

>>46846784
I mean claiming that Gura was "phoning it in" to begin with isn't much better.

We're all doing a loud audible
>UOOOHHHHHH
when she's first on stage right?

>>46847120
yes and I'll scream her name every time she shows up

I have a powerful urge to buy the minecraft crocs.

>>46847299
Thanks for the reminder, I was gonna run and get crocs today

You ever get it where your eyes just won't focus or are always blurry no matter how many times you blink or anything? I got that right now... so hard to read

>>46847362
yes gura, I will buy the crocs

>>46847461
Yeah, probably means you have a migraine on the way, go take a nap before it kicks in.

i own three pairs of crocs

I wore crocs with socks outside once and a cute girl said I looked stupid

>>46847681
Yea, she wanted to fuck.

>>46847681
Are you not supposed to wear socks with crocs on?

>>46847681
that was your chance chungie

>>46847681
And you didn't bully back? Ngmi. Should have said her breath stinks or her eyes are weird shape. Then you say sorry and start a convo. The Patrice theory.

>>46847681
Sometimes girls say things like that just to test whether you're chill/got a sense of humor/confident, rather than to mock. always own it and you'd be surprised how positively people react to it

Fauna thinks Gura would be good to call for help with hiding a body no questions asked

>>46848190
based

>>46848190
Yeah. For me it's using pigs. It's environmentally friendly with no dissolvents.

So no stream again today? Plz stream Goob

>>46848454
I don't think a stream is in the cards. Hopefully tomorrow.

I really wish random vc call ins was more common in hololive...
Imagine goob bantering with fauna right now while doing chores or something

>>46848520
Mumei has an outfit reveal tomorrow. If Gura doesn't stream today we likely might not see her until Monday.

>>46848738
Oof

>>46848520
She streamed this month already, dont be so needy

>>46844340
I mean only 3 to 4 of EN at this point streams/does something under a five day period. Everyone else follows Gura suit and or has RL stuff taking their time.

>>46848837
Not saying Gura can't stream Saturday or Sunday, but she'll mostly likely use any excuse she can give herself not to stream like she's been doing for the last week.

>>46848454
the most she hinted a stream was when she said she wants to do a watchalong next week (maybe monday)

>>46849061
Internet issues and severe sunburn are valid excuses
if you choose to not believe her its your schizominds fault

>>46849061
Anon Mumei and Kronii just came back from their breaks and are streaming regularly, literally every other ENs streams except for Gura, even Mori who is supposed to be on break.

>look down
>see this
what do?

>>46849138
What's stopping Gura from streaming today?
>>46849201
Meant for >>46849016

>>46849318
i assume you are grey? she said that the worst is still to come regarding her sunburn
when your whole body itches like hell you certainly can not focus enough to stream even for a minute

Gura comes into your room and says this.

What do you do?

>>46849418
Nice to see we lost over a weeks worth of streams because Gura was too stupid to apply proper sunscreen. It's always just one thing after another with Gura.

>>46849654
i made the exact same post a few threads ago

>>46849653
Rub her nose in it.

>>46849418
imagine how kino a stream would be where gura was constantly bothered by viciously itchy skin

>>46844340
>Also fuck greys, I see a couple still going through shark withdrawal as they deserve.
You're acting as if a fucking 2 hour zatsu was remotely enough after everything that happened last week. Fuck off. All you faggots were so fucking happy during the members stream but she's literally doing the exact same shit again. You all have the memory of a retard in a coma. It's pathetic how easily sated you pieces of shit are. I fucking hate all of you because you're the reason she doesn't stream.

Gura absolutely doesn't have the discipline to keep herself from scratching too much. Ganbatte...

>>46849418
I can't believe you actually fell for that.

>>46850349
I can't belive you how much of a schizo you are.

>>46850287
Too bad for you. Accept that this is how its gonna be from now on or fuck off forever.

>>46850461
You sound like a spineless cuck. Gura deserves better fans than you.

>>46850287
You may have missed the part directly prior to that where I was complaining about it, or more likely whoever is doing the upkeep on you needs to get you running properly, GPT-chama.

>>46850386
>Sorry guys, I was too itchy to use my phone, even though I lied about the internet going out for four days when that doesn't ever fucking happen.

>>46850521
No matter how much you squirm and how angry you are it will not change reality. As I said, accept it or fuck off.

>NEETs frothing at the mouth
Nigga work on yourself.

>>46850638
>more schizobabble
i will not entertain you any further

>>46850680
I won't accept it. If she doesn't see this as anything more of a job and her fans as anything more than customers, then she literally owes me streams for my membership.

>>46850760
Well, have fun seething for the rest of Guras career then. I do not give a fuck.

>>46850743
You sure do like that word, you autist. I've been seeing you use it a lot recently.

>>46850760
>incel moment
Vesper??

>>46850819
its a bot retard

>>46850743
>I have no argument.
I accept your concession. Now as conciliation, leave and don't come back until your capable of complex thought.

>>46850836
>bot
you can join him in the schizo corner

>>46850820
If she's going to be an aloof ethot, then she deserves to be treated like one.

>>46841401
Its a hint check jav archives

>>46850921
>complex thought
lol
lolmao
rumao even
>argument
he thinks his schizobabble qualifies as an argument
rumao x100

>>46850760
And what's your only option as a customer when you transaction isn't satisfactory? Stop paying, go somewhere else. That's it. If you keep "not accepting it" while sticking around and paying, you ARE accepting it.

>mentions she got a sunburn
>schizos shitpost about it for days making up every kind of rrat
Every time. They always take anything they can get.

soulburn

>>46851074
They even live in a world were longer internet disruptions never happen. Its wondrous.

>>46850991
When's the next stream Vesper. I loved when you shamed that grey for being mean to you.

>>46849016
Wonder whats keeping all of them so busy

>>46846364
Assuming shes happier with whatevers going on in the background is the ultimate schizoid thing to do, she might have one happy zatsu occasionally but the streaks back always return to the same, the girl needs help

>>46851167
I don't even know what you're talking about because I'm not a homo watching faggot like you. I pride myself on being able to say I've literally never even heard a single one of their voices.

So they changed the thumbnail for the idol things video. Why'd they make it look like Kiara is an aggressive shipper for Ame and Gura?

The main problem is that Cover allows their talents to not stream for longer periods of time. I wish they had a clause in their contracts that demands them to stream at least 15 hours a week.

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

Am I getting Gura's Youtube recs again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOc8SrT8jbk

>>46850680
"reality" of what exactly? It can be changed especially when its as detrimental to both parties as the current one is

>>46850820
who?

>>46851480
The reality that Gura decided to be like Ayame, Aqua and Shion. Cover has no problems with their talents never streaming as you can see so she took advantage of that. Hell, I would do the same if I was someone who sees streaming as nothing more than a job.

>>46845607
She's changed for the worse over time, isnt just the distance shes becoming downright insincere

>>46851589
>Gura decided to be like Ayame, Aqua and Shion
but she doesnt get to decide how tall she is...

The funny part is that he hasn't been online in his discord since March 26. I'm sure they're enjoying their time together just like they did before she left for Japan, which is the previous time he was away this long. It honestly makes me upset that they're not even trying to hide it anymore.

>>46851684
>insincere
thats your schizobrains fault that has convinced yourself that she is lying all the time. you are beyond help

>>46851828
oh look its the cuckschizo with his delusions again

Give up with that already dude, it doesn't work.

>>46851850
>lying
you can be insincere without lying anon, avoiding the topics everyone has on their mind, promising things that never come, ect. But even then something like saying you'll get stronger for the fanbase and then giving up is pretty damn insincere

Is it a Gura day today bros

>>46851971
This. Her heart is elsewhere.

Funny thing is that some of you faggots make it seem that everyone is frustrated and angry with her because of her not streaming. But then absolutey NOBODY of you starts complaining in her chat when the time is right. I have seen not a single one of you in her last member stream chat say anything. You cowardly niggers prefer venting here until eternity instead of actually doing something. And you dare complain about things not changing for the better? Pathetic bunch of losers.

>>46851418
What video?

>>46852029
Gift me fucking membership and Ill do it next members I stopped paying

guys i farted and now my room smells like farts and french fries am i dying

>>46852008
What do you think, genius?
>>46852029
Have you seen her fucking comment section? The white knights descend on anyone who even starts to say anything along the lines of "I wish you'd stream more".

>>46851971
with coming back stronger she obviously meant to get fit enough to do her holofes performance after her sickness, it never had anything to do with her streaming habits

>>46852029
When exactly is a "good time" if she never brings it up? There are plenty of people asking about her in the vod comments.

>>46852119
This. Her fans are an afterthought.

>>46852090
>he is a poorfag on top of it all
pitiful

>>46851416
>like you
Lmao
LMAOOOO
I only heard about it cause FAGGOTS like YOU spam it in global.

>>46852119
She did that tweet when the complaint posting was at an all time high anon at no time and point did she say it was specifically for fest

Does Gura scratch her cunny and then sniff her fingers afterwards?

it's 2023 and I still get incredibly excited whenever Gura reacts to something I wrote in chat. Then I go back and play it over and over and over.

It's a shame these people can't find other ways to use their energy. Why here?

>>46852180
>poorfag
>not paying by choice
learn the difference loser

>>46851912
>>46851958
>delusion
You're welcome to check yourself.

>>46852130
Faggot, she DOES.NOT.READ. vod comments. She only responded this one time because she witnessed the people complaining in her prechat. And that is the "good time" to complain. Especially in a member stream where chat is slower and she reads it constantly. If many people would start complaining there she could not just ignore it. But in the end it seems there are not enough of you out there to make that happen.

>>46852257
i think most girls do

>>46852029
I don't do it because I feel no need to. Fucking mentally ill freak. This nigga wants to hit a button and a door opens for his shark jester to come out. Get the fuck over yourself.

>>46852332
nigger just try and I will drown you out with my hornyposting anyway

>>46852221
I don't ever go to global. Maybe you should go back, you cum-guzzling butt pirate.

>>46852324
the absolute irony of this post

>>46852117
>The white knights descend
There's only a few of them and they usually just make themselves look like idiots.

>46852396
Mk retard no more (You)s

>>46852401
Do you not have discord?

>>46852117
You are seriously afraid of some whiteknights in a comment section? Holy fuck grow some fucking nuts

>>46852029
How do you know people didn't try when 'stream' and 'streaming' was word blocked?

>>46852332
Prechat is literally where the white knight faggots in the comments hang out. They even say shit like "you're not her real fan because I never even see you in prechat.", "If you were a real fan, you'd say hi to everyone in prechat", etc.

Where the fuck is Gura?

>>46852382
Her career and mental health are reclining you can play pretend on the side but getting her back into the swing of things is better than seeing her drop her concern over the word streaming shows this you fucking detriment

>>46852562
I'm not afraid of them. I'm saying anyone who says anything will be drowned and buried by them in prechat and the comments.

>>46852567
So you are telling me you need those words to formulate criticism about her streaming output? What are you? A monkey?

>>46852612

>>46852717
Literally nobody would know they were blocked unless they were /here/ retard. They would be asking into the void without knowing any better.

>>46852667
Which is why I do it in memberstreams without jumping down her throat
Do you even know how to talk to autistic insecure wahmen? Lmao.

>>46852657
>>46851828

>>46852612
why

>>46852382
Get the fuck out of here, porch monkey.

>>46852628
nigger you've lost your mind to your own delusions

>>46852771
Clearly you don't if its still this bad, and members or not theres still a hoard of people talking to her about this, the fucking xander guy got her riled up on the monopoly player count

If you were a real fan, you'd be happy that Gura is experiencing a new chapter in her life.

>>46852897
>>46852880

It's like 1-2 people that do this every time right?
This sequence of threadshitting is identical to every other threadshitting episode, even in the way it's worded.
It's all disgruntled chumbud larping which always immediately moves into cuckposting.
Mix it up a little please.

>>46852971
What new chapter exactly? Pushed into company bullshit? She isnt content why would I be

So what do you think the trigger was this time? C word wasn't used this thread.

>>46852971
Please don't post blacked chuubas here.

>>46853013
3 at most imo

>Ghost cunny posting
You arent even trying anymore.

Where do actual chumbies go when the thread gets shitty?

>46852962
>Clearly you don't if its still this bad,
Yes I have a clear line of dialog to her ear. You fucking moron KYS.

>>46853093
hlgg
im playing re4 mercenaries right now though

>>46853050
Isn't it funny how Gura has the name Barbie banned from her chat? Is she really upset about the new movie or something?

The threads are great when she streams.
If only she did them more....

>>46852971
It's not a new chapter. She's been lying to us since the beginning. There has never been a time when she wasn't betraying us. She probably justified it by telling herself that she and Gura aren't the same thing. She's scum.

>>46853209
As someone who isn't ignorant about it this isn't the shitpost you think it is.

>>46853013
I know most of anons here are too new to remember p*ka and his army. >>1644094

>46853282
>Still trying

>>46853194
I remember hlgg becoming really hostile towards gura once irys debuted and I migrated to /ggg/. Maybe its time to go back.

>>46853183
Retard you brought up talking to autistic woman in the first place why backtrack now when theres still members chat and vod messages

>>46853050
Is she really? I knew about the gangbang, but didn't realize she was a coal burner as well. That's disgusting.

>46853410
>Retard you brought up talking to autistic woman in the first place why backtrack
I didn't backtrack I merely said I do not have a clear line of dialogue which means we are drowned out you STUPID NIGGER be stupid elsewhere I accept your surrender.

>>46853360
we only get the cripple showing up there once in a while. shitposters are insanely obvious these days in /hlgg/. they either get ignored completely or they get made fun of

>>46853209
keep copy and pasting your comments, schizo-kun

>>46853314
Oh, I just don't pay attention to shitposting enough to remember the lore and whoever is shitposting at any one time, honestly.

>>46853282
Na I think something happened on the trip maybe they guilt tripped her into whoredom because its "therapeutic" or something idk but her suddenly willing to go outside long enough for second degree burns only happened after the trip

>>46853512
It's cute how you think there's only one.

>>46852971
I can't bring myself to care about Yuko anymore after, well, I'm sure you know and don't need me to remind you

>More cuckposting
Gonna go workout.

and now he is replying to himself again lol

Gura will remain true to her chumbies, antis and other fanbases stay mad and jealous.

>>46853487
You absolute fucking spaz saying you dont have a clear line of dialogue is backtracking when you were using know how of "talking to autistic women" in that context you said you did it in members so you bringing up the fact that you cant talk to her directly is backtracking you fucking mongoose

>>46852628
the white knights are never in pre-chat what are you even talking about?

>>46853557
>whoredom = going outside and getting sun
???

>>46853557
What part of "He's visiting her" don't you understand? They obviously went to the beach or Disney or something. He likes spending time outside, so it fits completely.

No it isn't you absolute fucking moron.
Learn English. You are the one who wanted to be in the chat shitting on her spamming it. Fucking faggot SEAbug nigger.

>>46853649
That changed the second the apple came out chum

>>46853746
original ghost poster said new chapter and given the ghost you know damn well what its implying, not just going outside and being healthy

cuckschizo is still trying I see

why do you even reply to this lazy garbage?

>>46852716
Except they don't get drowned out, you're just making stuff up because you're too much of a coward to "voice your criticism"

>>46853871
It's upsetting. I don't trust her anymore and I don't want to think about that shit.

You keep replying without replying but it has the same effect you fucking retarded porch monkey, And yes Yes it is backtracking going I can talk to autistic women I do it in members dont you even know how? And then but i-i cant talk to her directly, Is backtracking you retard. And No I didnt say anything about spamming it just saying it you goalpost moving moron

I find it so hard to understand why they keep trying with their threadshitting. They have NEVER accomplished anything other than rush threads to bump limit.
And then a new thread gets made right after every time. Every time.
So strange these people.

>>46853753
When did she say that?

While you're giving (You)s to bait i might sneak this question.
I am already 63 hours deep into a ubishit game, would you watch gura try to finish something like an AC Odyssey?

>>46854059
Containment got breached enough from all the shitposting moving to yt to complain that either gura or management decided to ban stream from chat, thats indirectly acknowledging this meaning they did do something

>>46854144
I've never cared for or played AC, but sure, why not.

I can't believe it buds, I actually bought the crocs

>so mad he's not getting (You)s he mentions it
I win again :^)

>>46854144
I will watch her play literally anything, i just want to see her more.

>>46854144
Personally no. Something under 20 hours seems better for goob.

>>46854144
Depends on how much money you give in the superchat recommending it to her

>>46854144
Is AC good again? I want to believe.

>>46854214
what color?

>>46854285
I don't know, i personally skipped every AC game between Revelations and Origins-Odyssey, can't say i missed much.
I love the ancient setting and ubishit has done their homework setting wise.
Skip what i skipped and maybe you will find it being somewhat good or at least acceptable.

>>46854219
you baited out the truth congratulations

>>46835471
>the girls you watched all these years first big time concert.
No that was Japan.

>>46854144
I would prefer her play a whole Ezio trilogy to that.

>>46854214
It's unironically working.
Good job, Gura.

>>46854481
This is theirs dummy.

>>46854486
In a perfect world, that would be great.

I would speak my mind in pre-chat if there were other people doing it. I don't want to be the only one, since i would likely just get ignored and i fear that she might dislike me if i did. I don't care if i ruin my "reputation" with people in chat but if Gura hated me i wouldn't want to live anymore.

>>46854569
Just use an alt and make it look important simple

>>46854295
I went with gray, but I don't plan to wear them in public so I probably could have gotten a different color

>>46854629
that looks shitty though, and it might have a greater impact if it comes from someone she appears to remember

>>46854569
>>46854683
You shouldnt be worried about her hating you if its something thats really needed in this case it is, conflict treads sacrifice but also gain chumbie

>>46854569
The few times i've been active in chat i went full retard, no one cares. My mistake was trying to fix something that can't be fixed.
Fireholder and his gang are antis disguising as oldfag fans, behind scenes they all hate that gura doesn't stream as much. They hide behind a masquerade of good will being nice to the pre-chat people.
Sickening.

>>46854144
Yes I would because Ac is one of the best games out AC blackflag I think is the best one so far!!!

I'm so excited for Connect. Going to buy a brand new pair of dress Crocs. I certainly can't wear my gym Crocs to the concert.