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this one
I love Ina!
>reine watches the credits because she feels bad for people whose names don't get read
Ame should play more TF2
I will not post in the sapling thread
KIARA LOVE
Love me some Reine
Would u fuck?
If you're still looking for me and for some reason looking at your phone during the Oshi no Ko premiere, im the only autist who brought the idol pen light to the idol show
>Shion is the an smartest holo
>jwu>missed the whole kiwawa streambros... how cute was wawa?
>>46834447Me too!
>>46834330She just streamed 1 day ago.
>>46834505VERY
>incoherent deranged moans and screams>hmmm this song is good
How many Questions did Ame complete? Is she smarter than Shion at least
>>46834463no one can name the gaffers or best boy or what they do
>>46834505귀여운 치킨
Bratty girls are the cutest
>>46834518FUCK
>>46834505Shockingly cute
>Can't outdrink an oni>Can't outthink a harvard graduate witch>Can't outpower a smol little shark girlMust be rough being old and human.
>>46834538>female voiceDuh
>>46834505
Imagine open voice chat with chumbies or deadbeats.
>>46834505Skip the SC reading, those hugs and kisses were for me
My Ina!
Teamates we can't let these insults slide.Firstly, do not compare IRyS to any EN member she did the worst she spent 2 hours on Primary 1.Everyone else had an average of 1 hour and 20 minutes (some were less and some were slightly more).We never talk about IRyS.Do not compare anyone to IRyS.
>>46834602great way to get banned
Just enough time between bird watchalongs to go for a smoke and grab some snacks, what a good friday
>>46834494that's not autistic, it's just dedicated! don't let them get you down anon!
shion is truly tensai
>>46834539Ame stopped at Q 37 and didnt skip any of the puzzle leading up to it
>Ame is more retarded than Shion of all people Lmao
You are not having sexual thoughts about Shion, right?
I kneel to Shion's brain
I would kill a small nation for an ounce of Reine’s phlegm.
>>46834684go away glowie
>>46834539Ame never skipped any puzzle she is very stubborn. Shion skipped puzzles if she thinks she will take a longer time.Bae speedrunned primary 1 but decided to go "Alex Route" so now she is another category all for herself. IRyS....we don't talk about IRyS she spent 2 hours on Primary 1.Korone speedrunned Primary 1 and Primary 2 but stopped at Q37 (Where Ame is at).Mumei finished Primary 1,Miko and Pekora I never watched them.
>F is tsuyoiShion loves to F things.
ojou should be back to streaming and play the Q game. I'm so looking forward to it
OTSURUNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>46834618IRyS is so dumb that it goes into the negatives and actually puts her intelligence at the #1 spot in all of Hololive.We're just too dumb in comparison to comprehend her intellect
>>46834747What's your opinion on this image then anon?
i love towahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz37HTalejAjewel box practice
>>46834753Noel finished it at 1 hour and 10 minutes:https://youtu.be/aM3_mBKmcoI?t=4237She stopped at Q31
>>46834804cute tummies but that's it
I was looking over some old archived threads from 2020 and, Jesus, I forgot just how bad /jp/ /hlgg/ got in the last month of it's lifespan
키아라 Korean mentions>Weekly private lesson with the Korean teacher but this week Kiara is studying solo>Hololive members have been playing tetris so everything looks like tetris>Korean laughs likke evil loli's>Writing Ina's greeting in >ha ha Pomu da>Questioning Sana sounding bgm in audiostock>Ge kani kani kani>Kiara 'draws' Baelz and wants to eat her in Korean>Cawi Cawi>AMErica>Back when Kiara was with Nabi a couple of tourists came up and recognized her eating on the sidewalk>2 demo tracks ready for Kiara's album, one is a summer banger>No plans on Korean study collab>Singing DO U in koreanKiara hugging, kissing and more in asmr timestampshttps://youtu.be/EvyvWCzC7GM?t=11249https://youtu.be/EvyvWCzC7GM?t=11295https://youtu.be/EvyvWCzC7GM?t=11350https://youtu.be/EvyvWCzC7GM?t=11906
Salam MERAKyats!
Reinegone...
>>46834841Both Bae and Noel had a very long Zatsu talk, but if we are being serious here they both finished it in less than 50 minutes.So Bae and Noel fastest time for now.
>>46834865good stream
>>46834804Too much clothes
Remember there's probably around 500 tickets left for the way back baclony seats.It's going to be incredibly hard to get any.BUT DON'T GIVE UP. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT. YOUR OSHI WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU IF YOU DID.
>>46834842GOTTEM!TAKE HIM AWAY BOYS!
Reine donehope she gets well soon
>>46834684yes
https://twitter.com/k5r6n3/status/1644372839087341568Do you forgive her, /vt/?
>>46834450
SEESAW
>>46834955I love how Ina is slowly getting sluttier both in fanmade art and in actuality.
>>46834959She's cute so it's okay
>>46835006Too big, both ears and boobs
>>46835034
>>46834865based timestamps
>>46834602Deadbeats would be just yelling about niggers and other minorities.
>>46834865based mentionanon
>>46835075Based?
>>46834684I'm a bumchud so that's the wife of my wife. It's not allowed
>>46834487>Would u fuck?It would be wheely hard to.
has anyone else noticed that Shion doesn't sound as bratty as she used to
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1644357800834002944https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1644357800834002944https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1644357800834002944!!!!!!!!!!
>>46834602>Gura joins lobby with chumbuds>it's just constant UOOOHing and CUNNY screams
https://www.ticketmaster.com/hololive-english-1st-concert-connect-the-inglewood-california-07-02-2023/event/0A005E712A3809AD40 mins.
>>46835150She's almost 20 now isn't she
>>46835158>minecraft oji-sansTHIS FUCKING BRATTY ONICORRECTION NEEDED
>>46834582 But can they stream?
>>46835181don't forget to refresh the page when they go on sale
Which holomem would hate reading pic related?Which holomem would enjoy it?
>>46835202
>>46834939no...
>>46835158I want her to build a BIG Poyoyo as a long-term project. It would really leave a mark
>beat Primary 2Where are the teammmmates now?
>>46834536>boob debuff KroniiHuh, weird. Still very cute, though.
the bots on my smart fridges are ready
>>46834536cutie
be like him anons
>>46835202Minecraft is over 13 years old
>>46835311>Do you rike tits anon-kun?
Anons learning so much about levers and torque lately
this towa is dead
She likes that robot
>>46835202Look at this ojisan, still playing with colourful building blocks in his free time...
the only good towa is a dead towa
>>46835364I like those tits
>>46834955God damn, looking at the full nudes it's pretty perfect. >unity>author porting over to MMDDamn, this model is going to get a lot of use.
wtf I could be VCing with Ela right now and nobody told me
>>46835395this is false
In this post Ayame Holotalk age, Kiara can do as much Korean content as she wants
>>46835324T u T
I still don't really get what Fauna sees in Hitman, but I guess I'm gonna watch it for 12 hours anyway.
>>46835395i prefer my towas alive and happy
>>46826348>>46826517Check this!
>>46835433get in here while you can lad
I'm still all worked up from listening to Reine's cute sick voice.
>>46835500Kino
>>46835311Is that ring on his middle finger his wedding ring or is that just to look cool?
>>46835500s-sugoi
>>46835500based
Why is migo playing maikura on twitch? Did she run out of movies?
JWU and found out I'm spending all day with Faunacya later nerds
>>46835500
AYAME MINECRAFT WILL RETURNhttps://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1644357800834002944https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1644357800834002944https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1644357800834002944
>>46835426Link? Saucenao comes up with nothing
>>46835500Oh I missed this the first time
I never want to hear about how smart Ame is ever again.
>>46835394She's gonna get blocks stuck in some of her places if she doesn't stop being such a brat
>>46835311What kind of shirting fabric is that? it looks thicker than I expected for an oxford.
>>46835545he has kids
Who's got the most efficient Q playthrough so far?Shion is doing pretty good for 2 hours
>>46835623custom japanesu shirt fabric folded 10000 times
>>46835500ogey
>>46835663Shion might be the best, closest is Mr Koro
>>46835663Korone
Ela is savage
>>46835500>Mori Chewbacca>Not Lando
>>46835677I want one but I bet that shirt is like $300
>>46835633So he's holding up IRyS's boobs while flashing his wedding ring to show he's taken?
>>46835663Shion, then Korone.Surprisingly, Botan kinda sucked at this.
>>46835623Cotton?
pakael just ate shit go for another team nerd
>>46835545He's marriedHe keeps it on his middle finger so his ring finger is available to use his special variant of the Shining Finger
>>46835633はい私
>>46835545my horn is gone ah ah ah
>>46835623that looks like for winter shit
>>46835311come on, YAGOO....
>>46835500quaso
>>46835545wedding rings don't even go on that hand
>>46835500saved
>>46835761kakkoi
>>46835595saucenao almost never works properly. Just hit the google reverse search. There's even a kemono party link for your convenience. >すやすや
>>46835500I hope Kiara sees this
>>46834857Link an example?
>Did someone die?>Oh wellPemaloe have it rough
>>46835717Why are you acting like this is his first rodeo at this?
>>46835500rrat
What would Sara Gutenberg think?
>>46835545Bro, he's old, his wedding ring probably loose now.
>>46835845PRINTING PRESS
towasama kill leader
>>46835717what a fucking newfaggot holy shit
>>46835832ayyooo yagoo calm your dick
I don't know if my standards are too low after watching Ame play for 4 hours but Shion might be a genius
this is why greys aren't allowed to play
>>46835663Ollie would demolish in this game since she's the only holo who have professional certification in math. Too bad she has yet to try it
>>46835790In Japan wearing it on that hand means you're deadYaghost
KAELA LOVE
>pemaloes more focused on playing the game than talking to their oshi
>>46835623Looks like normal Oxford to meWouldn't be surprised if it's Uniqlo
Lapsama my friend
Goddamn, Ame spent 2 hours on this one?
>>46835881someone get this guy a gifted membership stat
>>46835881I like this little feller
>>46835500It keeps getting better
>>46835500Ogey darth vader, take your med
Iroha-dono LOVE!
>>46835881kek i remember this guy sending SCs a few days ago. he good
>>46835915yes, lmao.
>>46835915
>>46835900They're autistic, just like their oshi
>>46835881I used to make fun of people like this but then I turned 30 and my bowels started loosening at the first sign of anxietyDon't underestimate the cruel march of time, anon
>>46835761combined with some white new balances?yagoo am become dad
What do you call the feeling of being angry and horny at the same time?
>>46835953Why she's so lewd?
>>46835900the alternative is spilling spaghetti everywhere
>>46836030I need the Ame "I shit blood!" sound post. Pretty much IBS in a nutshell.
>>46835810orz
>>46835900>shaming your oshi by sucking at the gamepemaloe have more honor than that
This is the smartest holo
>>46836039watching a Shion's stream?
>>46836030t. me
Why Migor streaming Minecra on Twitch?
>>46835885I don't see how knowing math can help you heret. someone whose knowledge goes up to surface integrals
>>46835703Bigger image version
>>46836030
While not my oshi, I believe Polka would make an excellent wife
>>46836120it's usually Twitch movie night for her and the 35p, but today she has an itch for Minecraft.So, Minecraft Twitch
>>46836190cute
those thermites were strong felt like everyone wanted them that round
>>46836104holy shit they're actually cracked
>skippedFOR SHAME
>>46836120>>46836166The watchalong feature broke and she didn't want to cancel the stream
>>46836190That Kaela is too short
Can someone help me with tenso? Im retardedname in hiragana? and the other things are correct?
>>46836190I kinda wanna buy their tapestry but shipping is a bitch
>>46836190Ela looks unreasonably short here
>>46836057She's not!! She's not lewd! And she doesn't have big tits! The only thing you can do is sniff her armpits, nothing else!!!
>>46836228thank you
Oh right how was the Kaela stream. Any yab happening?
>>46836121It's just like how you can understand Portuguese if you know Spanish, they are pretty similar so it's easier to make sense of physics if you know math
>>46836226>hasn't been watching Shionshe's not a bullheaded dork that crashes against a problem without any progress for hours.
>>46836228hot
>>46835900Fanbase reflects the streamer
>>46836280nope and its still going
>>46836280Surprisingly, no, the worst has been people not muting the stream and echoing a bunch
>>46836280Still goingA few comedians, but nothing really yabworthy
>>46836280You people have too little faith
>>46834865PomutoriKINGs winning
In 15 minutes you will either be a TicketCHAD or a TicketLETPlease do not kill yourself if you don't get any tickets.
>>46836190This is one tiny font alteration away from being a very odd Halo Anniversary poster
>>46836246I think your name can be in english, but if you get something wrong they'll send an email for you to fix it and they'll probably tell you howt. did that for a second time earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89a9QmzcGWEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89a9QmzcGWEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89a9QmzcGWE
>>46836246bro why are you doxxing yourself
>>46836280Pemaloes giving 0fucks to Kaela and tryharding the game. Pretty fun
>>46836280yeah, permaloe have a skill issue
>>46836280yeah, Pemaloe suck at this game
>>46836365i'm just gonna pirate
>>46836246Put your First/Last Name as whatever you signed up for Tenso. I accidentally mistyped once and was off 1 letter and they were sperging the fuck out about it.
>>46836375oh thank you
Today is the day
>>46836190my regal whores..
Ayo anyone at the Oshi no Ko event, two thingsOne: I got a spare art thing hereTwo; look up it's happening now
>>46836280Kaela makes fun of them if they lose so they're trying hard as fuck
Fauna soon
>>46836228please do the kisses too onegai
>>46836410>>46836437well bunch of them are lvl 1 so they just got the game to play with her
>>46836491>watching Aka shit
Gura cute Gura cute!
I'm gonna slow down anon's internet while he tries to get that concert ticket in 10 mins
Reine Kiara and Fauna overlapping hahaaaaaa end me
>>46836544and the there's that one guy at level 1k lol
TEN MINUTES
>>46836365They should have done a mini tour
do you think Ame will ever get a hololive 5 stack team for CSGO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oTzos2r3Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oTzos2r3Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oTzos2r3U10 MINUTE WARNING.
>>46836577just watch all of them
10 minutesGive them hell, bros
>>46836560Sorry that your manga stopped being as good when he focused on the better series over it
>>46836611Why is Fauna trying to distract saplings from buying the tickets?
>>46836613the watchalong alone requires the most attention but I paid for it so it should be priority
>>46836591I guess if you play too much of a certain game, it's bond to attract crazy people
>>46836670skill issue
>>46836661she hasn't bought hers
Why are there 4 Aikotobas?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYFgPuVfrzs
>>46836750Because Deco is a stupid piece of shit who keeps revisiting despite it peaking at the first
>>46836701What does James Bond playing video games have to with attracting crazies?
>>46836652>implying OnK didn't jump the shark too
towa just sneezed on me
Meimei a cute!
>>46836611Number prediction?
>>46836836wrong thread sapling
>>46836828CUTE!
>>46836836453453453452342342342525
There's five minutes left but I need to take a shit real bad bros...
>>46836166>>46836234Good to know thanks broskies. I love Migo watchalongs so I was disappointed to see Minecraft instead of that.
fuck i missed towa sneeze
FAUNA IN FOUR MINUTESUUUUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oTzos2r3U
>>46836877YES!
>>46836884you can always clean up
>>46836828and comfy
>>46836836it's EU hours, so expect a -33 to -50% debuff
are these tickets nosebleed only? or can I try for a good one?
a really nice art on my Twitter's feed
>>46836935The comfiest!
>>46836661She wants them all to herself
>>46836836More than kiara
Good luck to everyone trying to grab a ticket!
i LOVE fauna
>>46836953No one knows, there's only a limited amount as most of them were sold already
>>46836972A ticket to what?
SHION HAS BEEN TRYING THE SAME STRATEGY FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES
>>46836966Based
2 minutes
RARE EUUUUUUUU FAUNA
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1644383924263714816https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1644383924263714816https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1644383924263714816
Me and the bros hyped for HoloX streams on a Friday
Would you trust this thing to fix all the world's problems??
>>46836989Paradise
after you get your tickets make sure to come watch fauna play some hitman!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EUGODs. The best Hololive member (objective) is gracing us with a stream. Behave yourselves and show some respect to queen Fauna.
>>46837011Me on the left!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oTzos2r3UCan't wait for Fauna to job it at the end of a campaign and have to restart!
UUUUUFAUNA IS LIVE
>>46835160
FAUNA SWEEPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oTzos2r3U
>>46837003AAAAAA
>>46837036make me
I'm ready for Fauna to shut down the stream early because her neighbors are still partying.
Konfauna!
It's over isn't it
RIP never had a chance
don't lie, none of you got tickets
>>46837036>watching Fauna
r e f r e s h
FAUFAU ON THE TELLY
>>46836750You always have more words to tell people how you love them.
>>46837069as a EUCHAD I'll watch Fauna...until Kiara starts
>>46837118yep. theres less than 1000 tickets.
>1595 PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOUfuck...
I thought freelancer mode was endless?
>>46837095i didnt want to have to do this, but you forced my hand
FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KONFAUNA
>>46837125yes
why the FUCK did ticketmaster ask me to re-confirm my account ahhhh
OhaFauna!
>>46836777it peaked at the third
>>46837117>>46837118It ogre
Konfauna my sappy crew!!
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE, FAUNA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Toast waffles suck dick.
>warcry>KONFAUNAAAAA>UUUUUUUU
Fuck why is it Kiara who watches absolute gigakino like Episode VI got monkey pawed when I wished for a star wars watchalong series...
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
how many scalpers have tickets and how many real people have tickets?
Shit, I haven't had toaster waffles in years
>>46837122I don't even know what the tickets are about
I want Fauna to scream UUUUUUUUU at my dick.
>>46837221>why is the best EN doing the best watchalongswell duh
>"Konfauna!">Gets gifted membershipIs that simple????
>fauna loves hitman>i love hitmanWE ARE
>>46836966GET OVER HERE BRAT
how many tickets were going on sale today?
>>46837117>>46837118HOW? i had multiple tabs open, started waiting in the waiting room since hours before, refreshed like a madmanand i still have 1.5k people a head of methere definitely aren't 1.5k seats left and most of these people are going to buy multiple tickets
>>46837260>best ENThat's Fauna, sorry.
>>46837250who do you think youre fooling little sapling, you want to scream UUU on her dick instead
just give up burgers, it'll be the scalpers for you.
>squatsFauna please have mercy
>sold outit's over...
>>46837122sorry broill cheer for my shark wife as loud as I can
>>46837073That's you? What a coincidence, that's me on the right!
Should I wait for Mumei's merch? I dont hav more money tho
Imagine ruining a lake house with all that glass and steel
>>46837304why are deadbeats like this
>>46837297I opened it 10 minutes before.Luck is also a skill
>>46837297I didnt get put into the waiting room until like 10 minutes before
>>46834494I'm standing by the entrance in a Gura jacket
MY HEART AHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEART
I am the moom who watches.
>>46837326basedme too
>>46837221>best holoEN>best moviesmakes sense
>>46837327>>46837073I will sex you both then
why is Reine even doing double streams if she isn't feeling well
>>46837332>1000Y shippingmotherfuck
>>46837332Mumei's birthday merch last year was fantastic and I'd wait for that if you don't have the money.
>>46835178Nice desu ne
>Fauna just started>I'm already smiling like an idiot at her anticsyeah she's my oshi alright
>2000+ people ahead of youSilly me thinking it would be like yesterday where I could just open the site last minute.
>>46837297The waiting room only opened at the 10 minute mark. You needed to open the window then
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN TICKETMASTER
>01:05 PMDue to demand, ticket availability is limited and ticket options may vary throughout the venue.
nice fish there Fauna
>>46837383luv streamin'
>>46837224I've seen at least 10 people here and on twitter post images of tickets they bought.
>>46836828Cute and sexy.
>12:05 PM Due to demand, ticket availability is limited and ticket options may vary throughout the venue.It's over bros...
>>46837384>Send it to a forwarder>Get cheaper shipping????>Profit
>>46837332
>>46837395Femhoomans are for Hooman cock exclusively.
>>46837383she loves us
>>46837423>agent fauna-7 is using a sapling as a weapon
>didn't win the game>send akasupa to make up for itchad pemaloe
JW* what tickets is everyone talking about? didn't they sell out?
>>46837384Im using tenso>>46837389yeah but this time its outfit merch so idk
>>46837395rape
Fauna needs to play more fishing games.
Latest Updates01:06 PM>Due to high demand for today’s sale, ticket availability is extremely limited. As you continue to shop some options may be unavailable. If you are unable to find tickets today, we recommend checking back frequently as additional tickets may become available.yeah im not getting it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S NOT REDIRECTING
>>46837461they found more
>>46837423thats literally me
EN bros... we're finished....
>>46837461They held the shitty seats back for today
>>46837440>12:06 PM Due to high demand for today’s sale, ticket availability is extremely limited. As you continue to shop some options may be unavailable. If you are unable to find tickets today, we recommend checking back frequently as additional tickets may become available.We're fucked
>>46836828And cool
Fauna literally watches guides before she streams a game.
>>46837461I burped out a couple spares
>>46837456not for long
>>46837493Your place is here anon. Accept it!
>>46837522at least she doesn't have the wiki up the whole time like a certain other streamer
>>46837456>fem
>>46837332Why do you want the bag?
sold out fuck
>still 400 people aheadscalper bots please have mercy...
>>46837461this fat fuck had more
>>46837471It's your money at the end of the day. You could always wait to see what it's going to be.
>ALREADY SHIT ON IN QUEUEFUUUUUUUUUCK
FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>46837163hot
>>46837456Sit down BROWN BOI. Femhoomans are built for orange COCKS.
dude FUCK ticketmaster man. fucking cocksucking fucks
>>46837493bro...
>>46837582I have 23 tickets, but I am not selling until June
>>46837374I am the moom who watches the moom who watches
>>46837461they're dropping ropes from the ceiling to hang from
>>46837566
>>46837435Both!
How do I declare a fatwa on Ticketmaster?
>>46837456Yeah, mine.
>>46837582i so wish they were bots. i have money, i can pay a little more.the problem is that most of these are actual fans. millions of burgers competing for a few thousand spots and they won't resell it to you for any price.
>Queue for tickets>don't get them>Queue for Kaela>don't get in
>>46837519The coolest!
>>46837456I'm a hooman
The real reason why Fauna was thinking about Hitman was that she was imagining "silencing" her neighbors who keep messing up her ASMR
so how does reselling work? do I buy from scalpers ON ticketmaster or do I have to find them elsewhere?
In before a whole display case of dino gura's each holding a printed out ticket.
>>46837612Aren't they the gigajews that made it even easier for scalperniggers to buy tickets in bulk
>>46837665is zeta every fanbase's cumslut? i've lost track of how many fanbases she's claimed to be a part of
>>46837688battle moom
>>46837672>queueing for kaelabig mistake, that's where your luck went
i just want to meet my oshi, why is this so hard
>>46837723Both work.
>>46837723cover disabled reselling on ticketmaster so you just have to find them
Is the anon who was watching oshi no ko still around?
I'm in, bros. I'll see you all there.
>>46837456Indeed
>>46837743She's my cumslut that's for sure.
>>46837741Yes they also force venues to only use them and thus have a virtual monopoly in the US and Canada
>>46837723you meet someone wearing a trenchcoat in an alley from what I've seen
>imagine i'm done before my regular stream time>i'll just start over>twicegoddam i fucking love fauna
>>46837774i hope you get raped by a chumbud
>>46837708She should kill them with a banana
since we're on the subject of merch, why isn't the HoloEN connect merch on geekjack yet?i'm yuro, i can't get it through the official shop
I DID IT I DID IT IM GOING TO SEE MY OSHIIRyS
>>46837723Look for people hawking nosebleed seats the day of.
>>46837741THEY themselves are the scalpers bro. they buy their own shit and resell it at a premium. fucking scummy fucks
I'M FUCKING IN, BROS YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>46837863>103>not 104But did you really go?
>>46837456that's wrongyou're invited to watch though
>>46837743She's unity but is a hoodachi.
this is where pavonashi had their sex honeymoon huh
>>46837863Nicely done, buddy
>>46837723I know a guy who knows a guy, come to my hotel room to find out more.
>>46837863I'm going to come over to your seat and try to say something funny but just have social anxiety and quietly walk away.
This happened in the Maldives btw
Waiting for Pavolia Reine Ch. hololive-IDApril 7 at 1:15PM
Hitman 3 is my favorite game ever and Fauna is not paying attention to the lore. So this is how the Nierfags felt.
>>46837863Fuck you, you snatched those tickets out of my hands
>>46837925Yeah, with me.
>>46837863Congrats, also I hope you didn't buy those two seats by accident like half the anons in the thread
>I'm nervous around thunder>Actually I kind of like thunderstormsIs Fauna a woman?
>>46837863>sec 103, row A, seat 12-13Why did you need two seats?
>>46837443>>46837471you know i was going to try that to get one of these marine PC cases but i pussied out cause i got nervous
>>46837836But, anon... I am a chumbud.
>>46837957based
>>46837924i thought shes a teamate
>>46837989I'm an American
>>46837395hooman correction
>>46837964This is Freelancer, not the campaign
>>46837723Probably stubhub, might need to wait until closer to the concert for them to start showing up.
>>46837863i suck dick better than your gf if you want to bring me along for the second seat
Think they'll get a bigger venue next time once they see the demand for EN concerts?
>>46837964Has she done any of the campaign?
>>46837995where's the airflow
THEY'RE PUTTING MORE TICKETS UP IN REALTIMEIT'S NOT OVER
>>46837995anon...
jewelbox is done for the daypretty meh day overall
>>46837743she's a hooman
>>46837989Because I have a friend
all ticket chads reply to this post if you have tickets if you don't sucks to be you
>>46837863>>46837906I'm gonna rape you
Next time I'm gonna buy tickets even if I'm not gonna go just to resell them.
>>46838051fuck off, i already saw the sold out message
>get through queue>just perma loadingcool
>>46838073I have a ticket. and it was a shockingly good one.This is going to sound pathetic but I'm not sure I've been this happy in like a year
SHION FIGURED IT OUT
>>46837964>you are a hitman>you hit mentheres your lore, bucko.
>>46838073i don't have tickets and i'll still replywho's the loser now, huh?
how does this even workit keeps making me pick seats and then teollling me someone else got themwhat the fuck
I was wondering just the other day why holos don't play with fans in Phasmo.Is Kaela just being stupid or trusting?
REFRESH NIGGA MORE TICKETS
>>46838073203 gang!!!
>>46838100literally ngmi
>>46838073yeah, me
>>46838073104chad represent
>>46838094ITS REAL
>>46838131Or she just doesn't give a fuck. She plays with who she wants.
>>46838125Agent 47's a teamate?
>>46838131EN just doesn't like phasmo in general.
>>46838073
>>46837383the Holos with most attachment to their fans stream a ton when they're feeling off, until they physically/mentally can't>Reine>Kiara with the LoTR watchalong while sick>Mori with multiple game marathons when stressedlet me not even get into JPs
>>46838106based, enjoy it anon
Finally, I can join the Section 104 orgy. See you there gamers
>>46838131iofi was supposed to play with her members as well a few days ago, but kaela didn't know and turned it into a collab lol
>>46838073I'm inI'm in one of the Club sections, apparently
BIGGER SHIONMAKE A BIGGER CIRCLE
>>46838131If they scream slurs in Indonesian Youtube won't notice
>>46838211Is Kaela ogey?
any europeans who got a ticket?
>>46838131the concept was great, but too risky
SHE DID ITSHION IS A FUCKING GENIUS
>>46838106It's one of the biggest events this year, and you are lucky enough to get them. Nothing wrong with being thrilled about it. Have fun
>>46838073ready to partyeven though I'm on the opposite side of where everyone ended up being
>>46835178https://twitter.com/gurumie1229/status/1644363577892147200
Has Fauna told us about her new planned PC specs already?
Kaela is an anomaly.captcha: AVG STR
>>46838073I got really shitty tickets but I guess im going to LA
>>46838007A takohoomate.
>>46838131If we're talking EN here, I don't know how that would play out
>>46838007There are no female Teamates. They're all sweaty, fat, disgusting 30 year old men.And before you post the pictures, cosplayers aren't necessarily fans. They wear outfits that they think look nice regardless of whether or not they're a fan of that particular girl.
>burgerfags having a meltdown over tickets>Eurochads just enjoying streamscan't be disappointed if you never had a chance in the first place
HOLY SHIT MIKOHOLY SHIT MIKOHOLY SHIT MIKO
>get fucking 25 balls into the plate belowooohh I bet IRyS would love this one
>>46838318Yeah, a Macbook Pro
>>46838131When you're the #1 coolest and most serious streamer on the planet, your members don't dare step out of line
iv eseen thsi message 500 times
>>46837708she learns from the best
>>46838073I had no hope after yesterday but I actually made it in today, ready to cheer my oshi on
>>46838318Voodoo 5 5500 with 512 MB hard drive and 1 gigabyte of RAM.
Ticketmaster sure likes to instigate riot over not getting a ticket.
>>46837743Sasuga secret agent.
>>46838348i mean nothing stops you going to the concert as a European
>>46838318two steam decks strapped together and a wiimote
>only 20 minutes in>already doubled kiara's viewersWhat's kiara's excuse again?
>>46838073I got balcony seats yesterday, seeing all these floor level anons has got me jealous
so did you ticket getters secure hotel reservations yet? i feel anywhere close to the venue are going to be booked up right?
>>46838348I got gifted a Fauna membership 2 days ago, so I feel like a winner already.
>>46838348This but australian
>>46838378Just gotta keep refreshing and trying
>>46838400boomgey
Ich vermisse mein Schaf…
>a lot of irystocrats got ticketsthis is rigged
So Fauna has to finish 16 maps in a row without dying, to finish this?
>>46838378You seem upset
>>46838400It's just a difference in how entertaining they are.
>>46838401the middle balcony seats are probably the best seats though
Remember when Haachama did a rap about smelly feet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbxC5S2Rwo
>>46838456you can die once as long as it's not a showdown map
>>46838442The Illuminati of HoloEN
>>46838396No one sane would spend 48 hours between airports and flying just to go and return from that concert
>>46838400Content debuffVoice debuffDesign debuffPersonality debuff
>>46838404The venue is like a mile away from LAX, so if you're OK with airplane noise there's no shortage of rooms available. As long as you don't wait until the AX people start booking theirs, at least.
>>46838400She's not streaming retard
>>46838348this but spic
>>46838484I want her back.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1644390417591418880https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1644390417591418880https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1644390417591418880
>>46838297102bro??
>>46838400>>46838464Do numberfags actually watch vtubers or do they just go on 4chan and treat the whole thing like a console war
>>46838543latter
oh shit, my buddy got inwe're in 303 but hey, in is in
>>46838424i finally won, also found out that the seat perma loading was literally the site just not working on firefox i had to open it in chrome
great kfp has entered the board
>>46838543no, but saplings do
>>46838505>Design debuff?
>>46838131>allows fan in VC>immediately a monkey screams NIGGER>stream is downClassic
>>46838318easy to predict, either i9-12900 or r9 7900 series, rtx 40 series, with at least 2tb storage and 64 gigs ram
>>46838523>>46838529>>46838548>>46838552I think Kiara should be my wife.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1644390417591418880https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1644390417591418880
>>46838523>>46838529>>46838548>>46838552Looks good
>>46838378>Sorry, a better fan beat youdamn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89a9QmzcGWEReine is starting! Reine sex!
KIWI LOVE
>>46838400Kiara is a debuff
>>46838438Aim better next time!
>sorry to the kiwifans
shut the FUCK up about my oshi leaf person
More slightly whispery Reine!
I GOT MY TICKET BROS
>>46838584>PLEAAAASE I BEG OF YOU BELIEVE MY FALSEFLAG!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEE I ERP ON TRASH SO MUCH FOR IT
>>46838584>saplingsyou are very transparent
>>46838501you could plan a trip around California around that
>>46838592That doesn't look cooked.
>>46838584>>46838400 isn't it too early for this Faunaschizo?
>>46838523>>46838529>>46838548>>46838552>>46838592>8880Nice try, but I'm not falling for Towa Baby again
>>46838585Kiara is debuffed by her shitty design.Really we should be praising her, she still manages to get so many views with so many debuffs.
>>46838523The second piece of chicken was for me bros...my wife cooks well.
>>46838523>>46838529>>46838548>>46838552cooking chimkin wife
>>46838613cute
>>46838523For the love of god, kiwawa. Become my wife immediately. I beg of you.
i didnt get any tickets but then again i didnt try...
>>46838585Orange is a horrible color
>>46838633>>46838592>>46838523Would
>>46838404Yeah, I booked two nights at a hotel nearby, not too bad pricewise
>>46838523>>46838529>>46838548>>46838552One of the ex-KFP's got a nice severance package
>got ticket>wawa soonlife is good
>>46838523>Big dollop of mayoGeh, why do Europeans do this. I know she said it was aioli, but that seems very heavy on mayo
>>46838523>>46838529>>46838548>>46838552Cute and wifable chimkin
>>46838523this looks like my normal everyday oven roasted chicken and veg dinner
>>46838501Luckily we are not sane
>>46838701What else does a man need really?
STAY IN THE QUEUE, if you’re already in you can still buy tickets as people time out
>>46838705mayo is based
I'm all the way up in the nosebleeds, ready to watch you masturbate
>>46838523>>46838529>>46838548>>46838552>>46838592where the seasoning and spices???
Is $65 a good price to stream a concert?
>>46838675I involuntarily yelled out MOMMY when I saw this image...
>>46838633Nice bed for a fat turkey
>>46838656that's not towa baby
>>46838610Dont need to aim when I have a fucking laser designator pointed directly at your window to guide a cruise missile you cunt
>>46838523did she wash the chicken first?
why isn't the EN concert merch on geekjackI want the penlight you fuckers
>>46838523tasty
>>46838543Depends. Some of them camp streams so they can argue if it turns out they backed the wrong horse.
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>>46838671Lapsamas friend...
Fauna...
>>46838736It's $50, the yen is still in the dumps. And I would pay it, I always support Hololive concerts because I want them to do more of them.
>>46838715yeah but are you a cute girl
i miss towa...
>>46838404thanks for the reminderI guess I need to book a flight soon too...
>>46838760don't you fucking start
>>46838765why would non US people need to order penlights for a US concertt. Cover
I panicked since i saw only a dozen seats left (though weirdly it seems like more were being released from people abandoning their carts)I ended up with a "Limited Left Side View" in section 101. Is there some way to check how "limited" that is? they won't be like a pillar inbetween me and the stage right?
>>46838705It's how one copes when you have potatoes but no sour cream
>>46838671I just managed to get tickets, it's not too late if yo uwant to try
>>46838760Yes my cock
>>46838736p. reasonable depending on the length.
>>46838744
>>46838748Kiara please
>>46838795What the fuck happened to the yen anyway?
>>46838760wash what off of it?
>>46838772When all is said and done, I'll give it a solid 3. I'm biased because I got a ticket though.
I never played this shit. How good is Fauna at the game? What are her chances of completing the challenge?
3rd Floor but we, happy that I got in
>>46838812>sour creamEqually as badWhite sauces suck
>>46838813They give you a picture retardchama
>>46838760why are third worlders like this?
Show us something you cooked. Let’s see if its better than Kiara’s food
>>46838705>Bigthat's very small for the amount of veggies and the big chicken leg
>>46838674Do saplings always shitpost about other holos while Fauna is streaming? I'm usually not here while she's stremaing
I got a ticket but I'm not even sure if I'll be able to attend
>>46838809You could just get a single streaming ticket, rent a beamer and do your own live concert with booze and hookers.
>>46838760
>>46838863i clicked so fast it didn't register in my brain what it looked like
>>46838839i ate it
>>46838838the bad energy
>>46838348Even jpchad trying their luck
>>46838674The outfit isn't really doing her any favors either. Tries way too hard to appeal to too many fetish points, but doesn't really nail any of them very well (granted, disparate elements not coming together is just a general reoccurring issue with her design), makes the whole thing feel half baked. Also the hooker skirt I guess.
>>46838887Resell it and make money
Reine sounds like she's in a lot of pain, why is she streaming?
>>46838886>had to samefag
>>46838772FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER I HOPE YOU GO BANKRUPT YOU JEWISH SACK OF SHIT
>>46838864retard take
>>46838813https://aviewfrommyseat.com/venue/YouTube+Theater/101/Check this out. You'll be fine bro.
somebody... please release a 104 from your cart...
I FUCKING MADE IT BOYS! SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THERE! DIDNT EVEN NEED TO BUY RESOLD TICKETS! MY HANDS ARE SHAKINGt. KFP
Holy shit I actually got a ticketWe're all gonna make it bros
Why the hell would you be gay? Girls also have buttholes
>>46838839That one deadbeat from the comics (not comicanon's comics, the other one) tanked them so he could afford Mori's merch
>>46838858Hell yeah, 304 gang
>>46838813No, you'll just be sitting with a view from the far left side of the venue.
>>46838923No, best take. Have a good sauce like BBQ
>>46838851trash but she gets away with it because of her luck
>>46838839>dump eet
So, Shion is clearly not retarded, why did she drop out of high school?
>>46838939thankies
Huh... I actually got a ticket. Damn, now I have to actually fly to LA again.
>Human hair wigs are kinda grossBig Wig is going to go after Fauna...
>>46838890KIARA DON'T LOOK
>>46838949based
>>46838400Holos with boyfriends are more entertaining since they have more experience in pleasing men.
Fauna you had one fucking job
>>46838864I'll give you a white sauce to suck
>>46838952
>>46838753You're right, I don't know what I was thinking.On an unrelated note, check this outhttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1326355021093498880
>>46838973Depresshion...
>Fauna just referenced "touch fluffy tail"bros??? Did she actually play a smut monster girl VN?
>>46838964big black quaso?
>>46838755Getting a bit too cocky there
>>46838973serve her husband
Shion is confirmed retarded
Ina :)
>people here are actually buying ticketswtf is wrong with you
>>46837366Damn, I found a different guy and assumed that was it.We're over at the Omocat booth rn, probably for like, 15 minutes at least for the line, if you're still around.
>>46838913Hopefully it doesn't come to that but that's a good backup.
KIARA IS A FANNIBALhttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1644390417591418880
>>46838973she dropped out to attend japanese hogwartshogguwarudo
She's enjoying herself at least
>>46838964bbq is okay. Why can't you like both? A 10 year old's pallet, this one has. Uoh!