/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46791217
yeah in Members streams.

>>46791269
ok irys you can't trick me into your membership

>>46791217
I had one of those one on one fan meetings at a convention with IRyS once and she threatened to suck my dick to death. I asked her if she meant her death, my dick's death, or my death and she just made a long slurping noise at me. After the convention I got back to my hotel room and saw someone had tried forcing their way into my room. I went to the front desk and they set me up with a new room. It took me a while to get to sleep but just as I was falling asleep I could hear a muffled Caesura of Despair coming from the balcony. Before I could react something crashed through the window and I ran out of the room, down to the parking garage, and drove all the way home without stopping. I still occasionally get restricted number phone calls, when I pick up all I can hear is mechanical keyboard clacking and what sounds like someone stirring macaroni with a battery powered toothbrush.

>>46791217
Watch the April Fools stream off Ina's channel. She was ABSOLUTELY trying her hardest to come off as an erotic loli.

>>46791217
What the fuck do you expect? Have her say she wants to get fucked? Not even Marine goes that far.

>>46792325
wtf? is this true story!?!??

>>46792430
Of course not, and that anon doesn't need to be so paranoid about keeping their door locked.

>>46792381
That was unironically the most erotic content of HoloEN. She must have read a lot of loli manga.

>>46792381
>>46792764
>d-d-diii-dic-dick dick uh dickshunary!

>>46791217
World Cup Twitter space, when she saw one of the players take off his shirt.

>>46793177
Damn this little devil! She makes me so hard.

>>46793177
Don't forget loli Kronii and loli Ame bullying her for being horny

>>46792422
kiara has been genuinely horny on stream before

>>46792422
like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC6Oeos465g

>>46791217
>irys is pure
not even clipwatchers are this retarded geez

>>46792325
Good post. I expect even more from you, anon.

>>46792325
kek

during today's chad cast, mori was talking about balls and ball sacks and showed irys a "penis diagram" (her words verbatim)

>>46797759
weird

>>46797759
At least the CHADcast episode proved that IRyS and Bae are virgins who have no idea what balls are like beyond depictions in manga...

>>46791269
I've been wondering this for a long time but does Irys have more ASMR in her membership streams? I'll buy it if she does.

>>46805390
one she did December of last year yeah, and it was her best one I think (another Q&ASMR)

>>46792325
This better be an original pasta because I laughed. Hard.

>>46792325
Holy fucking mother of kek

>>46791217
She was talking about youtube shorts earlier yesterday and how a girl dancing and taking off her clothes was "hot".

>>46792325
I'M CRYING

>>46805043

Bae has 100% seen dick and probably had it in her based on her past activities.

I don't get why people think Irys is any form of innocent either, the "yabai I don't understand" is so forced and fake. It's the level of "acting" a child does when they say "No I didn't eat the cookies" while having literal cookie crumbs smeared all over their face, hands, and outfits.

>>46792325
>when I pick up all I can hear is mechanical keyboard clacking and what sounds like someone stirring macaroni with a battery powered toothbrush.
I'm deceased

>>46807395
>doing tiktok dances means you are getting boned on the reg
>going to college means you are getting boned on the reg
dyrbi

>>46792381
She seems to like the horny loli. She got weirdly suggestive RPing as Ib crying for Gary in that one playthrough with Bae.

>>46791217
Yeah, GTA 5 playthrough, stopped to check a poster and laughed but during the boat/porn film mission she stopped to check out Michael when he was shirtless and said "Daddy is packing!" and kept playing

>>46792325
Bravo, anon

>>46807652
for men, only the chads
for women, even uggos get the dick.

>>46807652
>going to college means you are getting boned on the reg
Actually yes, pretty common for 5/10 looking women, she even had her tinder yabai, a girl in college using tinder but somehow a virgin? nah, no way, the Rat is not a virgin.

>>46808164
so your source is you made it the fuck up, thanks for clarifying

>>46805043
It was acting dude, did you really believe her when she said she didn't even know balls were round "you mean like an adams apple?" IRyS has seen balls in two movie watchalongs as a Holo alone, do you really believe she's never seeen balls before?

>>46807395
Every single EN member has been dicked. It's unrealistic to think otherwise.

>>46808234
This. I think a few of them did indeed fail to ever get actual boyfriends, but not the dicking

>>46808223
see>>46808234

>>46808227
Seeing a ballsack does not necessarily mean she knows the exact contours of the balls themselves anon. most women don't even know men default to spreading their legs a little when sitting down because it regulates temperature and think it's retarded shit like 'manspreading' or whatever. I don't doubt that neither bae nor irys have the faintest clue about male anatomy under the skin.

>>46792325
OH MAI GAH

>>46808164
>>46808227
>>46808234
>>46808777
>>46808893
>all women are whores
>i think some women are not whores
>SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THEY ARE ALL WHORES THEY ARE ALL WHORES THATS WHY I DONT CARE IF I HAVE ONE OR NOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>46809079
Shitty quality but she watched this scene in the watchalong with Mumei. Even if this was the only time she'd ever seen balls in her life (which you would have to be very naive to believe),for her to feign ignorance and pretend she didn't even know balls are round is dumb. She was putting on an act.

>>46809079
People in general default to spreading their legs because that's just the natural resting state for legs. It has absolutely bumfuck nothing to male anatomy you stupid fucking idiot. It's also incredibly easy to simply not do it to allow others their fair share of whatever small space you're both occupying. Shut the fuck up.

>>46809079
You have brainrot.

>>46810943
The only thing they were ignorant of was that the scrotum is a distinct entity from the testicles, which is not technically discernible from sight alone (it seems possible that they could be fused somehow to the scrotum). They just didn't know its specific anatomy like how a lot of men don't know women's anatomy. You are exaggerating their beliefs in order to make it seem more absurd than it actually is-- this is pure resentment on your part.

>>46812052
The absurdity is her pretending not to know balls are round. There is a certain level of kayfabe streamers keep up but to pretend not to know balls are round when you've seen them on stream is ridiculous. It's going over the top to placate the audience.

>>46812269
>pretending not to know balls are round
Balls are definitionally round, anon. She said exactly:
>I thought the sack was shaped like a ball.
This doesn't contradict the belief that the "balls" are round, they are just conflating the testicles with the scrotum, which they learned is an error. You know a non-negligible number of men think that women don't have a urethra distinct from their vaginal opening, right? It's not absurd to think they believed distinct parts of male genitalia were fused together in one.

>>46812052
This is believable. It's still a little dumb of them (if true), but if they never really put a lot of thought into it, it is understandable for them to think the scrotum and testicles are one.
Whatever the case, it was an amusing moment.

she talks about NTR A LOT when doing watchalongs

>>46811094
They were clearly pretending dude. It is called tamago in japanese because of the egg shape and both know it

>>46814127
???
What does that have to do with my post

>>46811094
when you get raped and killed, remember you deserve it

>>46791217
She literally said she was gonna GOOM in that recent loli stream.

>>46793177
holy sexo

>>46791217
>has IRyS ever said anything ACTUALLY horny?
you lack forbidden information
you need n*

>>46792325
Is this real?

>>46808234
Yes. All by me.

>>46814379
I'm male.

>>46792325
Big if true.

>>46816753
and?

>>46816753
Then your balls must be tiny if you believe spreading your legs when sitting down has nothing to do with male anatomy.

>>46811094
>It has absolutely bumfuck nothing to male anatomy you stupid fucking idiot
You have the pelvis of a woman then, but yours isn't designed to give birth, it is designed to take dick up the ass you faggot

>>46792325
Noice

To be quite frank, I think IRyS would probably be amazing in bed. There's no way she would be boring and let you do whatever while she just 'endures' it. She'll probably take initiative and want to try new stuff all the time. Imagine all the role plays...and she'd probably be down to cosplay too.

Just don't ask her to cosplay as another Holomem, that would be rude and a red flag for her to break up with you since you're eyeing her friends. You might have better luck waiting for her to ask if you want to have a threesome with one of them. She will eventually get too horni and approach you with the suggestion herself. And it will be either Bae, Fauna, or Suisei probably. If she suggests Suisei, it's a test. Whatever you do, don't look or act like you're into Suisei more than her. Fauna will respect your relationship and take care of you both. With Bae, you will basically be ignored while IRyS unleashes all her built up tension and lust on her (just giving you a heads up). Kronii would freak out and refuse, that's why she's not an option.

>>46819136
She will RP as imouto LoliRyS and that's all you need.

>>46792325
feels very /tv/esque

>>46811094
>unironically thinking "manspreading" is problematic
actual progressive brain rot on full display

>>46792325
ISRAEL?

>>46792325
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME GODAMNIT