/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46640052
Remember to not wear underwear to improve your health!

>>46640104
It's not even a no pantsu girl. She's a no bottom entirely girl. Godspeed Mio, you majestic bastard!

Yay hag thread, I almost went hollow. Okay gn now hagbros

>>46640620
Good night hagbro

>>46640620
Sleep tight anon. Goodnight!

There's something about this face that makes me wanna throw her in bed and mating press her

>>46641443
i feel the same way

Big hag mammaries

>>46642821
Ideal

>>46640104
Is there any actual health benefits to doing that?

>>46643108
I guess blood circulation. Clothes aren't natural after all and even when they were invented whe passed thousands of years without underwear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojIi-bTWWVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYL3RsJmO2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DM0dz0gjNQ&t=7s
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Bn9PDWP8LTo/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEcCOADEI4CSFXyq4qpAw4IARUAAIhCGAFwAcABBg==&rs=AOn4CLBFm97Zb9rap3BpeQL9768LrOBZ_w

>>46643295
Last clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn9PDWP8LTo , my bad

>>46640052
We need Mio to do a cover of Kraftwerk’s Tour De France https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3p-F2x7rY
>>46640104
Good news, bike shorts don’t need underwear cause it works worse with them on

>>46643108
Probably as much as crystals

how are the shota going to survive nui become a hag

>>46645031
They won't, there'll be a trail of used up shotas left in her wake wherever she goes.

>>46645031
Polemic opinion here, those tits were made for teenagers/young adults

Is there any songs that /hag/ likes listening to that are done by hags?
While its a cover and not an original song, I do like Watame's cover of Chiki Chiki Bang Bang.

>>46651045
As a Zain I love listening to all covers and orisongs that Polka released
Though I find her most recent cover difficult to listen because It makes me very emotional. I also like her Roommate's covers, you can find them in /pol/ka OP Pastebins.
I love Lui's Oobaadoo
And well I think everyone in this thread loves Miosha's Howling

>>46651045
sugar holic and heart thermography by patra
everblue and envy baby by polka
songs by azki (and her roommate, been following her since 2hu days) in general

>>46652830
Did she sing 2hu songs on her current rm?

>>46653236
yeah even has an album compilation of her songs only

>>46653678
Nice, I just discovered she was still active, I need to go and listen all her music

>>46652163
Her cover of Unknown Mother Goose from her pink haired days is still one of my absolute favorites.

>>46651045
all the hag performances for fes were kino this year. deco gave flare a cute song that fit her so she was very happy and it shows https://files.catbox.moe/0rmlap.mp4 quality was kinda shit on this clip but you get the gist

>>46658314
Kino, she had me repeating that song for days. Nothing like some older women to remind you of the past golden eras

>>46659696
i was a huge fan of aki's city pop karaokes she was doing every week, not sure if she's still doing them but she did a lot of oldies and took requests

>>46660318
That reminds me of when Marine used to sing old anime music and sometimes sang 5 famous ops from each decade since 80's to late 2000's

You guys are doing your fit reps for both yourself and your future hag wife right?

>>46663601
Of course I do, though I only have some dumbells. Gyms are expensive here and I'm unemployed. Now that I think about I need to change my routine

>>46663601
Does a ten minute walk every day count?

>>46664017
>>46664159
Bodyweight/cardio still makes a fine difference in the long run keeping yourself toned and physically able. Of course the dream is to get into lifting some heavy iron to bridal carry your wife with ease

>>46664352
I am barely able to lift 15 pound bags of cat food.

>>46664352
For some reason I find easier normal lifting with weighs than bodyweight exercises. I have fucked up shoulders and elbows

Casual sex on a rainy summer afternoon with your gaming pal Botaq

Boy I sure hope Anons bump the thread while I sleep.

I wish I were a hag in JST time

which one of you fucks started naming these threads with themes again, my filters aren't picking them up anymore for highlighting

I absolutely love this outfit of Botan. She looks cool and ready for action yet also as sexy as ever.

I suppose it probably looks like spam so this will be the last one for tonight.

>>46674954
I ain't complaining, Botan pics are always welcome.

I like to believe that Botan's alleged girliness URL is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security and dominance but in reality, she can be the dominant one whenever she wants

>>46664459
You really should start working on that

bump

>>46674954
nah man, kept the thread alive and it was something nice to wake up to

How's the week going so war haggots?

>>46679072
>war haggots?
Is it finally time? Are we crossing the Rubicon?
WAR with the zoomer lovers?

>>46679267
Predictions are that Pekora will be the one to start war at any time. Odds are she'll blow up the guild hall as part of her first strike.
Demand for PMCs is gonna be as high as it was during the good ole days after 9/11!

>>46679072
pretty good. got inspired by anons talking about fitness so i started lifting weights yesterday. arms are hurting like a bitch today

Here's the Menu for Today

Koyori playing 2hu PCB
https://youtu.be/WKF_Mp3ZUr4
Marine Passpartout
https://youtu.be/E-UilKaCMEk
Fubuki Getting over it looking for the golden pot
https://youtu.be/exPF626BtU4
Botan being the Contraband Police
https://youtu.be/YfxxByXYcVg
Korone against Subaru in Puyo Puyo Tetris
https://youtu.be/zS4mZxMasCE
Sora chill Minecraft stream
https://youtu.be/KTgXfl0kqjs
Iofi playing Troublemaker
https://youtu.be/jtvvQCgUCLY
Watame Minecraft collab with Towa
https://youtu.be/cLpPykn7gvc
Kaela whatchalong, she's going to watch Zeta and Kobo stream??
https://youtu.be/P0sNN3CTVTU
AZKi, Koyori and Kanata Geoguessr
https://youtu.be/Cr97XWHXZE8
https://youtu.be/2VhN6L3g1vQ
Reine Hitman 3
No link yet
Kaela Superchat Reading
https://youtu.be/kIapBGKCXpI

>>46679440
Read the /fit/ sticky and don't forget about cooking reps. Women love a man who can cook.

>>46679846
I'd say the the /fit/ stickynis outdated and full of shit. SS, PPL and whatever variation of these two are really bad routines and will only waste time. I recommend a bro split with 3x12 or 4x10 + heavy compounds with less reps

>>46679846
been cooking my own meals for a while, used to skip breakfast but i've gotten on a better sleeping schedule now where i wake up extra early to do it. will check out the sticky
>>46679943
less reps more weight, copy. was doing 3x15 and going till i can't anymore on the last set

Weather finally less shit. Can start walking after work again. Trying to get back up to 5k a day after winter but gotta figure why the fuck I'm pretty much on the edge of blisters after 2k now.

Also Hags streaming routinely again. Still searching for Hag Artists again.

>>46651045
Most of the holo songs I listen to are done by hags. Tsubasa, Overd, Ahoy!, Unison, Q. E. D., WAO and many more. The only non-hag singers I enjoy music from are Suisei and Sakamata

>>46679846
I always cook and get /fit/ for myself rather than for dating reasons

Any good oats recipe? For losing fat

>>46679846
>can't cook
>can't clean
>can't do anything
>Google and Wikipedia have made my only marketable skill obsolete
I'd be a terrible househusband.

>>46681765
cooking and cleaning is a skill, you can learn them anon
but also just generic diy skills are pretty good

>>46681765
There's nothing stopping you from learning how to cook. Fried rice is one of the easiest things to cook and that'll keep you fed for years.

I love Amagami Rui. Wish she streamed more

You can now get Toko’s tail as official merch
https://shop.nijisanji.jp/s/niji/item/detail/SSZS-22361?ima=5948

>>46651045
AZKi singing afterglow at 4th fes almost had me in tears, though I like most of what she and her roommate put out. Her cover of hated by life (inochi ni kirawareteiru) has a special place in my heart as well.

>>46651045
There is never a week where I never listen to Marine's live cover of Watashi Ga Obasan Ni Natte Mo (sung with Gotalu) at least once https://youtu.be/o6sn0TVZr6w

Also, the song opened my eyes on older women's insecurities in Nipponland...

>>46682217
I've been watching her streams for a little while now. Very nice ASMR and very good voice. Her general streams are good too I avoid Valorant because fuck that game

I hope she's actually a hag though and not another Nui situation where everything about her screams hag but they're not actually one.

>>46681765
Sadly no woman would respect a househusband anyways, you still have to learn how to coock and clean for your own benefit, anon.

>>46683072
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>46683287
The hard truth.

>>46683072
:(

I think we should throw a celebration in some years once this lewd cat becomes a hag. She has so much potential

>>46683427
ogey
>>46683520
Don't listen to him anon. If you've ever had a girl cook for you then I can assure you they feel the same way when you cook for them.

>>46683624
One thing is cooking, which everyone should cook. It's fun and show love to your partner. Another thing is being a househusband

>>46664159
A bit short, but it's better than nothing. Why not try doing 30 min. walks? Or maybe a brisk walk.

Let me stress though that a 10 min. walk or any modest amount of exercise should never be underestimated. My heartrate during quarantine increased significantly due to poor diet and lack of exercise, even experienced palpitations and chest pains for the first time. But ever since I made it a habit to walk frequently, my symptoms improved and I no longer get tired from walking a flight of stairs.

>>46683691
What's wrong with being a house husband? There's nothing wrong with taking care of your kids while your wife works. Btw you should proofread your sentences.

>>46683691
I'll just agree to disagree on that front. It's not really a problem unless you're sitting at home and doing fuck all.

>>46684314
>unless you're sitting at home and doing fuck all

>>46684047
>What's wrong with being a house husband?
That women doesn't respect a man that is one. I'd love to be one but it is what it is. You're not considered a Man for them anymore.

Anyways, Koyo hours are still going! Collab with AZKi and Kanata!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VhN6L3g1vQ

>>46685497
Try telling that to my parents. Also:
>esl
Opinion discarded

>>46683621
Same we should
we’ve got 4 years left, she’ll be a hag the same year as Nene, Lamy, Chloe and Kronii

>>46686023
>Kronii
Holy sex

>>46685876
t.Seething because he can't learn another language

>>46686023
>Lamy hag
The world is not ready for that beast to be unleashed

>>46686218
Forgot, Moona will be a hag then as well
Basically by that time 90% of hololive will be hags

POL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pmL7INfQJo

bros...

>>46686377
My mother tongue is German so that's not the own you think it is.
>>46686509
Nice, the more hags the merrier.

>>46686909
Then you're even more retarded.
>>46686903
Bros...

Bros... I want to hug this chocolate elf
https://twitter.com/MaisonDeCante/status/1643452034925084673

>>46687497
Baffling post as expected from a monkey.

>>46687942
>the krautz calling monkey someone
kek, go back to your routine of sucking ngubus dick and shaming yourself for being German

>>46686023
Updated ripening list (excluding graduated chuubas)
Subaru (3 momths)
Yuika Shiina (4 months)
Pomu Rainpuff (5 months)
Ina (6 months)
Yorumi Rena (8 months)
Pekora (1 year)
Towa (1 year)
Choco (1 year)
Luna (1 year?)
Noel (2 years)
Kiara (2 years)
Irys (2 years)
Sasaki Saku (2 years)
Roboco (3 years)
Miko (3 years)
Iroha (3 years)
Mori (3 years)
Fauna (3 years)
Selen Tatsuki (3 years)
Tsukino Mito (3 years)
Okayu (4 years)
Lamy (4 years)
Elira Pendora (4 years)
Kronii (4 years)
Nene (4 years)
Suisei (4 years)
Chloe (4 years)
Mumei (5 years)
Baelz (5 years)
Gura (5 years)
Risu (5 years)
Ollie (5 years)
Matsuri (6 years)
Aqua (6 years)
Petra Gurin (6 years)
Shion (9 years)
Haachama (9 years)
La+ (9 years)

>>46682724
Seems like a hag from contextual clues. don't know if she said anything definitive though

>>46687629
Those hands came dangerously close to feeling up that hag's chest

Reminder to not reply to the shit flinging ninafaggot

>>46688311
Remind me to retire in three months.
>>46689442
I don't even hate Nina, but he's an asshole for trying to bring her here.

>>46689759
The dude has been trying to do that with vshojo too. I believe he doesn't even watch them he just wants the (You)s

I found the Botan cosplay JAV and some more. I'm uploading them to Gofile, once it finishes loading, I'll drop it here

>>46690669
Is that one of the ShishiLamy ones?

>>46689759
>>46689442
Saotome? What's wrong with her?

>>46690920
Nope, I've never seen any ShishiLamy so far. Aren't you confusing it with the Takamori one?

>>46685497
You should learn to not care about what people's opinions are of you. Especially women that think like that.

Have self respect and be productive, but people that still think men can't be stay at home husbands or "don't respect them" (whatever the fuck that matters) usually aren't worth your time to begin with.

>>46688323
I've lost count how many times I think someone is in their mid 30s or something and then it turns out they're same age as me. Happens IRL all the time too.

>>46691037
Yea HK x SYR had "HorrorDate" which was ShishiLamy lesbian stuff and I think it might have been a photo set of them going at it again "first night with you"

>>46691765
Yeah, It might be a Photo set. If you have more info I can search for it

>>46691870
They first advertised it on Jul 15, 2021 with https://twitter.com/HKxSYR/status/1415592972385591299 even though the theming is New Years it got shown off there. I've got HorrorDate.mp4 from somewhere else at least (One of the previous Cosplay threads)
https://twitter.com/HKxSYR/status/1349646644136972289 Teaser there

>>46690669
Really like the three or four Korone JAVs, her actress is super short, like 4’10” must be why she did a Gura JAV too

>>46692377
My problem with Korone Javs made by FC2 is that the faggots make her fuck 2, 3 and even 8 guys. Disgusting. And the only one that only has one man. It's a fattass and she don't stop screaming

Do you think Miosha knows how erotic she looks and how horny she make us with her Miorine act?

>>46693707
She better because I'm not taking responsibility for my actions when I push her down on all fours and breed her. I will however take responsibility should I end up impregnating her.

>>46693998
That went from horny to wholesome fast

Well here it is.
Sora, Koyori, Marine (gothic lolita outfit) and Botan JAV
https://gofile.io/d/kOgOIS

>>46695524
Outside 2677723 the rest are inaccessible and not public

>>46695261
Hags might drive me crazy with lust but I've got my priorities straight.

>>46695825
Should been fixed now, It's the first time I use gofile

I just broke up with my rich hag girlfriend and now I am back too watching Koyori VODs

>>46697533
Why did you break up with them

>>46693133
The screaming thing is a JAV trope, they’re usually directed by the producer to do it because it gives off the impression that “the man is overpowering them so much they scream from how much pleasure he’s giving them”
JAV is all about men dominating women or NTR, hardly any of it is women doing it to guys or lovey-dovey sex
Even the lesbian scenes one girl is way more dominant than the other

>>46697533
>bouncing from one rich hag to another

>>46699678
Yeah, but in the one I'm talking about is too exagerated. I think they tried to go with a theme of "Man rapes Korone" but only mantained the screaming part. It's funny because they're fucking slowly, not forced at all and she creems like she's getting her cervix penetrated. Bad directing I guess

>>46699678
It's why I don't watch it at all.
I like femdom and it hardly exists.

>>46699749
So not only is the theme fucking terrible, it's overacted too. What a terrible combination.

>>46699809
There's a lot. But you have to search them in pages where they have a Category system. Try with the /jp/ JAV thread OP, they have a list with all tags and some pages where you can find some good javs
>>46699912
Yeah, that's why I didn't included it in the gofile, that and that it's made by another Circle

>>46699946
I might if i'm ever in the mood. I rarely ever look at irl porn anymore (cannot deal with a horrible acting and plastic surgery) but sometimes make exceptions for JAVs

>>46699678
>>46699749
>>46699912
>>46699946
I would simply not watch 3rd rate JAV or porn in general

hagbros. I can't keep up with this general. I went to the store to buy some food, came back and there's 40 new posts... I'm out of breath

>>46701919
Hags don't let you catch a breath, I swear

>>46702115
You damn right, hyper stamina is required!

>>46688311
This list is so sparse, you have non cakes marked yet somehow missing some that are 1-3 years away

>>46695524
Oh, it's the Botan with the nice rack from the catbox clip I posted last thread. Thanks for sharing, and may your hag bear many children.

>>46696616
Based, no matter how many posts I type up reliving my primal urges I want to just make a family with one of them above all

>>46702687
I want to do so many things to Botan for being this lewd

>>46705476
What is Fubuki giving me

>>46705566
Lunch she lovingly made for you this morning

>>46707429
Why are there pills between this sandwich?

>>46707830
She's ensuring your performance will be nothing short of spectacular that night

>>46708407
But I'm still at work....how long am I supposed to stay rock solid for?

>>46709294
She wants a quickie before your lunch break ends

>>46709294
Endure and imagine how great the reward after work will be

>>46709709
>>46711211
Which one is it? Am I going to get violated in one of the break rooms or will she wait to drain me once I'm home

>>46711571
yes

It's a war of attrition, your libido on crack vs her ever growing need for a child aggravated by her being in estrus. Either way it'll be rough and you'll both need the next day off to recover.

>>46711571
You are going to get edged until you're about to burst during a break, to then get blueballed until you get home.
I accidentally reminded myself of one of my favorite h manga chapters which I think other hag lovers would enjoy, Obacon (or Madam Complex if you know how to get the official translation) by Unou.

>>46688311
one of more year

>>46719443
im so giddy i made a typo

>>46719443
EWW

We are in lads

>watch 5 hours of hag asmr
>testicular pain the entire day
hags should not be this powerful

>>46719443
Fuck she looks so subtly charming it hurts. Need to take her on a date immediately!

Hags are too erotic!

>>46721864
she's very sweet girl deserving of love. also i think the hand on face pose is just OP as hell. so warm

>>46719443
I cannot imagine Towa as a hag with her goofy-ass speaking voice (which I like).

>>46724167
she will the marine type of hag, insecure and needy but can be corrected with lots of loving and deep breeding

>>46724167
Imagine if she dropped the fake voice once she's 30

>>46727358
you'd have to somehow reverse 15 years of voice harassment

>>46727710
what do you mean? chuubas that use higher pitched voices on stream still have their default low tone. if anything the voice harra will make it harder to use the high pitch voice

>>46728215
towa's been harassed and insulted her entire life over her normal voice and she chooses harassment over the fake voice she uses now on stream instead nowadays

>>46727710
Sign me the fuck up. I'd happily take that journey, showing your hag wife love and confidence is part of the amazing development

>>46728474
ah that's what you mean by voice harassment. i fucking hate japs for that shit. it's always girls with sexy ass natural low tones that go through this shit. i wonder if koyo will ever drop hers, albeit hers is the one that i can stand the most

>>46728819
Seriously man, each time their voices slip I go from primal to disappointed in seconds when they "compose" themselves and retain the cutesy projected voice a fifth to an octave higher

>>46728474
>>46728819
The harassment she received when she debuted was for another yab, not for her voice. The voice is just a quick way to insult her. Like how you call fat someone that is annoying you. I love her voice when she sings

>>46729984
No, anon, you don’t understand, even before debut she’s hated her own voice and has been made fun of for it.

>>46730181
Well yeah, I know she've been insecure and probably harrased on HG or something because women find any excuse to harrass someone. But the harassment she received at the beggining of her career in Hololive was for another reason

>>46730335
I really need to stop writing HS as HG, I don't even know where I got the G from

>>46730335
I never said anything about that harassment she received then because of that, I'm just saying that she's been continuously harassed for her voice for years regardless.

>>46730804
It do be like that, I don't understand why people can't be nice to each other, especially women

>>46730335
NTA but she really was beat down on because of her voice since the beginning. yes there was the other thing but there's a reason her debut stream is gone. we don't have to keep harping on this since it looks like we're just going in circles. i'm just glad nobody is sperging out since i initially brought her up. she is a very sweet girl and i look forward to her haggening. i am also jealous asf that she gets to hang around so many cool hags

>>46731230
We can't hate Towa, she's a haglover like us

...

Good god they're getting carried kek

>>46734039
uuuuu

>>46734039
I want Pochi to stream soon

>>46731230
I will never accept Towa as a hag
t. forma de kenzoku

>>46743492
You cannot deny the inevitable, anon

>>46640052
je vais faire le tour de l'énorme cul de Mio

I can smell the hag pheromones in this thread from a mile away

>>46752985
At least is not me. Be grateful!

Hags!

>>46752985
yum

>>46759249
Imagine getting to wake up next to this sleepyhead in the morning

>>46760991
>ywn sleep next to a fat hairy hag
It's not fair...

A bunch of bakas

If Botan won't be using her bras then I'll put them to good use

>>46763138
Now that's what I love about that new outfit. So easy for it to just flop out.

Doog is the perfect hag. /fit/ but age made her the perfect combination of firm and soft.

>>46765108
>ywn crosstrain with Korone, making her whip you into shape and have hot recovery day sex after

>>46765275
Then play old video games for 11 hours

Well, /hag/?

>>46766392
Yeah if I can get someone to drive me.

>>46766392
Fuck it I'll sprint the whole way there.

>>46766392
only if her hand in marriage is promised

>>46766486
Anon's 1.1 Miles is literally walking distance

>>46766392
Give me twenty minutes and I'll be there.

What do you think about hags that try too hard to look young for their boyfriends? also known as Gyarus

>>46766639
No it's not.

>>46768258
>Most people can expect to walk a mile in 15 to 22 minutes, according to data gathered in a 2019 study spanning five decades. The average walking pace is 2.5 to 4 mph, according to the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention
Get in shape my man

>>46768528
>took me an hour to walk half a mile
>in college, which was fifteen years ago
>can't even stand for that long now, let alone walk
I'm ngmi.

>>46768921
Please say that you're american and live in a shithole where the city was designed for cars and not people. Lose weight man

Indonesian Blonde Hag has just got to 600k Subs!

>>46769642
Yes.

>>46769947
Omedetou! When is she going to get more lewds?

>>46771484
Now
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8247547&tags=kaela_kovalskia+

>>46771804
Naisu! Showing her Genmates who's boss!

>>46763138
Botan in that outfit is too damn fucking dangerous

>>46772207
Open shoulders on one side make me want to advise her to cover them as it's chilly and she might catch a cold

>>46767424
Great
Gyaru is seen as “retro” now in Japan and making a comeback along with kogal fashion, same as the JNCO jean revival in the west

>>46772756
Tbh Gyaru has alll the right to be considered retro. It was popular in the 80s after all and died in the late 90s

Gonna be a little heated for a while bros, the damn japs thought a 6K venue under a bottlenecking corrupt company was a good idea for a promotional concert. Now I can even tell if I got scammed from bots or gimped out of watching my cakes for the concert, a damn shame, they owe us a proper concert next year when Ina reaches hagdom

>>46773949
>EN
That's what happens when you go that way, ayways. what happened?

>>46773949
>when Ina reaches hagdom
Woah! Slow down bucko! Ina will only get the right age, that will be it.

>>46774299
Ticketmaster happened. Sleazy scumbags and their shit website, it wasn't a lottery so there's no telling how many bots might've actually stolen tickets for that 3x upsale in the coming months, won't elaborate too much since it's kinda off topic but I frequent this thread the most these days so I needed to rant about their incompetence

>>46773949
You're lucky, my oshi won't become a hag until 2026.

>>46774774
Unfortunately, they've basically got a monopoly on the venues so we have to put up with them. Probably the only way to change that would be to complain to Cover directly about this and rally enough people to make noise so they can't ignore it.

>>46774774
Ticket companies are all shit and shady worldwide

https://files.catbox.moe/i7ze3e.webm

>>46774774
You think that’s bad? Try Japan where if you want a ticket to a small live venue you either have to buy it at a convenience store in Japan, pay for a foreign forwarding service to buy it for you or be part of their fanclub (only open to JP credit cards)

>>46776530
I'll never get bored of boob drops

>>46776791
>buy it at a convenience store in Japan
This is good tho. You avoid resellers and make faggots to leave their chair. thought they need to have hundreds of those stores in the country to make it work

>>46775608
Twitter is a mess with bots accounts claiming resells, so I can only hope people are actually telling staff through the website once the usual sites go up
>>46776791
Everything you listed avoids complete, underhanded malpractice like a company blatantly promoting scalping and upcharging +30% just because their brand-name is on the "ticket", not to mention the lottery based structure that stops you from losing to someone running on +1000mbps with a script to snipe any open seat while you're stuck loading the page

>>46778639
The only good option to stop resellers and not fucking up with normal customers at the same time is asking for your ID card number when you buy a ticket. So the tickets are sold to real people and not one guy with 100 accounts

>>46778972
We do that on my country and we only have problems with resellers when the organizer of the events don't sell all the tickets and gives them to the resellers.
Actually happened with 2 friendly match of our NT, half of the tickets when to resellers lol

Hags that want to make you theirs by any methods?

>>46780874
Yes but only if I get to struggle. I want a hag to overpower me with her need to breed and willpower even if she's smaller than me.

>>46781397

>>46781397

>>46783676
>>46783395

>>46780874
Yes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tAvLBDJCxNk

Sensual hag lovemaking

Hags give me hope

hag? when i first started coming here there was always bickering on whether she was one or not but no one ever gave an answer

>>46789048
nope

My oshi is a little bit silly

>>46789048
You do you bro. I personally have no issue with Mel being posted here. There are some here who are very vocally against it though.

We talked about doing your /fit/ reps, but tell me anon. Are you doing your jp reps too? You want to understand your oshi, right?

>>46790339
Don't need to. My favorite hag is American.

>>46790339
>work
>watch streams
>workout
>games
>draw reps
>hang out with friends
>try to read books
>keep up with some anime and manga
>be /here/
i can get by most of oshi's stream with context clues and occasionally stopping to look up words i don't know. i just don't know where to fit the reps in anon

>>46790779
>draw reps
That's really painful. I dropped my drawing reps after I bought a tablet for it.
>games
Learning a language it's more important. You only need 2 hours a day for the reps. Though I recommend hiring a teacher or going to class so you don't start lost without knowing what to do

>>46790547
I assume you're doing your cooking reps, that body need to be well feed!

>>46791336
>dropped my drawing reps
how come you quit after getting the tablet? i'm saving up for one myself
>learning a language is more important
i'm not gonna quit playing games anon. all the things i'm doing now i really enjoy and help me keep my mental in check and my creativity fed. i'm not grinding away at online games btw, mostly story heavy games or horror. i'd rather devote more time to my art reps for now so i can create something for my oshi. i wish i had the time or money to take a course or hire a teacher but that's just not in the cards right now. my interest do wax and wane frequently so i could see myself going hardcore on them

>>46790779
Honestly, same. In a few years AI will make perfect, instant translations the norm anyways. It may not be like actually knowing the language, but if you have other priorities it'll be a pretty good deal regardless.

>>46792478
AI will never be able to make translations, instant traslations is a cope that people who don't wanna do their reps says. It's impossible for technonlogy to trasnlate something 100% correct and this is even more true with Japanese, a language that almost every sentence depends of the context

>>46793090
NTA but never say never dude. technology is advancing at insane speeds, we'll definitely have it eventually. that being sad, i fucking hate AI anything so i'm still gonna do my reps, just at my own pace

>>46793303
Believing blindly in tech is just dumb. Where are the flying cars? And again, unless they rise an AI as a human since a kid and teach him about social norms and about body language and context, It will always be impossible for it to understand and make a good translation of Japanese. Look at any recent Fubuki's stream.
She's using an automated translator. It fails to get corectly her japanese (sometimes use kana instead of kanji or confuse two kanji with the same reading) so the English translation script already translates something that is wrong, and make it worse

>>46793090
Eh, I think perfect translations are very likely to happen in the next few years, but I guess we'll see. I personally believe AI is the next step of human evolution and we will eventually reach the singularity point, but I don't really want to derail the thread into that kind of discussion, neither discourage anyone from doing their reps. Still gotta live your life somehow, and learning Japanese doesn't sound that bad.

>>46793544
>believing in tech blindly
>where are the flying cars?
did you even read what i wrote? i'm just saying it's not impossible. btw anon, you are very easily recognizable. you always use the same koro pics and start arguing with everyone. it's always a headache talking to you

>>46794115
I don't know who you're talking about but I don't have many Koro pics... I think just 30 or 40. My oshi is Polka afterall

>>46793303
Imagine going out with a hag and you're just staring at your phone and making a robot do all your social interaction on your behalf

>>46794265
I heard some stories about EOPs trying tinder on JP with Google Translator, kek Imagine being a woman and your date pulls his phone and start speaking to it

>>46794066
how long till we have hologram AI girlfriends like in blade runner? asking for a friend

>>46794730
They already added voice lines in Hololy. Just need more code so it can love back
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_LgVkl6kt6c

>>46790339
I am incapable of either...

>>46791336
Polwa...

>>46789048
She’s the right age for it but some anons don’t think her personality is fit for it

>>46790339
Doing martial arts so getting my /fit/ reps in with some jp reps (some students speak jp way better than english here)

>>46794450
More than likely hags who want to date foreigners will use you as an easy way to practice english too
If gaijin can pull hags just by listing their JLPT level in their bio, hags should be listing their TOEIC score too

>>46800545
so she is a hag but some retards here don't think she fits the stereotype? wtf anons, i thought we respected all hags here. variety is the spice of life, pon vampire hags need loving too

>>46800679
I used to do Tae Kwon Do as a kid, shit was fun, Martial arts are good but it can be tricky to find a good place to sign up

>>46801243
>steortype
You mean the attributes that all hags have? the personality that all the talents that are discussed here have and makes them different from any other vtuber?
Porntubers will never be accepted here

>>46801444
only cause you can't see each hag as an individual doesn't mean nobody else can. i'm not gonna pretend that mel is motherly or anything but i'm not gonna deny her hag status only cause you have a stick up your ass
>porntubers
you sound like an incel. what next? hags can only be virgins? grow up

It's the same nigger again trying to start shit

>>46802727
It's always so predictable kek

I miss Pekomama

what's with the deleted?

>>46803330
Jannies defending their whore oshi, I guess?
They've been monitoring this thread for some days

>>46803447
if it was so then it doesn't make sense why they deleted my comment too, incel kun. idk, maybe just hiding all arguments about the topic? jannies have been real weird the past couple weeks. just deleting and banning for no reason. jannie i'm sure you're reading this: it's okay to not agree on things, you don't have to delete shit

>>46803876
>incel
You really need to go back and yes, Jannies are being retarded as always.

>>46804110
don't get so butthurt anon, we can just agree to disagree. anyways fuck jannies, love hags, good night

>>46804453
I don't get butthurt, you're the one saying that nonvirgin women are the same as pornstars but anyways. I wish the artist who made that webm makes more cheek rubbing. Really cute

Forgot to ask.
Are you liking the Puyo Puyo Arc so far?
I think it's better than Mariokart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf4t060gZ30

>>46804650
eeeeh? i wasn't saying that at all. i just think it's goofy to call someone a porntuber for doing some lewd asmr. its just a job (to me), if i was a sexy girl i'd be doing the same shit. maybe we just misinterpreted ourselves

>>46804706
100%. as a hoshiyomi i'm looking forward to some training arcs

>>46804887
You know full well it isn't just lewd asmr when she has the camera on

>>46805343
But anyways, let's better not talk about it. I don't want to get sent to a vacation

>>46805412
i still don't agree but yea, i'm not trying to get sent a vacation either. i know you are intelligent and cultured men so we can come to an understanding some other time. i'm off to dream of hags

>>46805120
You may know more about this game than me. Tell me, I heard that there's an inbalance in Tetris favour in this game. is this true? I'm worried now that Friend is playing Puyo Puyo

I wish I had sleepy hags that are not either AI or those Mio screencaps.

>>46806238
What about Minecraft Mio?

>>46806298
I do have that though.

>>46806161
I've looked in hlgg and from what I've heard because poyo is harder to do combos the amount of stuff you send for doing it is a lot more compared to tetris, so if friend can do those weird poyo combos she'll do fine

Some hags need a firm hand to make them behave

>>46809913
Those are yesterday's pantsu. She just wants a little bit more fragrance. Let her be

>>46810254
Is this a Kemonomimi hag thing?

What about Mel and Nina makes incels seethe so hard?

Watame

>>46811722
Mel is lewd so probably in their eyes she's a whore

>>46688311
>Pomu Rainpuff (5 months)
For months, people have been saying Pomu is a hag. Now it turns out she isn't? Were people just guessing the whole time?