/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Eunuchbros, we got too cocky...

Soon!

>>46765473
CirnoRyS my beloved

>>46765473
wife

I love IRyS!

>>46765473
>Not calling it "Balls are Pretty" edition
Come on OP, you had one job.

hello

>>46765908
I've got tickets to buy, and it should have been Cirno related but again i've got tickets to buy.

ʰiʳʸˢ! iᵗ'ˢ ᵐᵉˡᵒnʳʸˢ!

>>46765908
She was very interested in that pic mori showed her

>>46765984
That's a weird looking melon.

>>46765984
SPIT HER OUT!

With all the BL she fingers herself to there is no way she was that ignorant about balls.

>>46766007
I'm sure it was highly educational

>>46766342
I have read a fuck ton of /u/ douijins and the only thing I learned from them is that lesbians need to have short nails

>Did you bring your slippeRyS?
I literally go nowhere without them.

>>46766342
I feel like most the stuff you see is nice and round
Not too much focus is put on the balls usually

>5 minutes
Good luck

>>46766920 me
Don't forget the presale code and ticketmaster account

>Sold out
JESAS

>>46767432
So this was a lie then.
Good thing I wasn't going to buy any anyway. I just wanted to know how much they cost.

>>46767527
$135 closest to the stage, $95 for the next. Dunno how much additional fees are

>>46767527
>>46767613
I think some people bailed. I got to one now. Still not buying though.

>>46766644
Yeah, you get more detailed ball stuff in the femboy/trap doujins which are targeted towards men. The kind of BL that IRyS reads is probably pretty softcore.

>>46767613
That's not that bad. I was fully expecting cover to mark up the value immensely.

Boys...I made it

>>46767727
Congrats!

>>46767613
It was $172 with fees, manage to catch one in front

>>46767727
>>46767763
Nice, congrats!

I didn't even know why I fucking tried. Its ticketmaster. I didn't even fucking stand a chance. Christ.

How do I seduce IRyS?

I made it, now how do I get to LA?

>>46767763
That's pricy but not completely terrible

>>46767908
Oh yeah even for the good seats the prices were reasonable, I was expecting that price for a single ticket

>>46767727

I'll trade one of you some rain and cold weather for a ticket

>>46767727
hey congrats

>>46765823
Hey, you forgot to remove an impurity, let me help you with that.

That was literally my first experience with Ticketmaster and that was the worst.

>>46768182
Kek, based.

>>46768182
Holy fuck LoliRyS is strong

>>46768194
>IRyStocrats hate Ticketmaster
>Swifties hate Ticketmaster
THEY ARE

>>46768194
I think that's every Ticketmaster experience.
They should choose a bigger venue in the future though to better anticipate the demand.
These were pre-sales too, so there won't even be any tickets for general sale.

>>46768194
They can be so much worse trust me, i'm pretty sure you can still catch them selling more tickets than a venue allows participants

>>46768232
She's really not, instead she can alter the gravity around her.

>>46768342
>>46768311
>>46768294
Well, at least we've SPWN to rely on for a stream. Which I mean, I really wanted to break the habit and go to this. It woulda been great. But it is how it is. (I am honestly legit incredibly salty and trying to cringe my way through this)

To whoever got the tickets, hope you have fun and be safe in LA. I hate you.

>>46767837
Show her your balls. She is facinated by them and thinks they are pretty.

I didn't bother to get a ticket. The drive is too far for me, and flying is such a hassle when you're on the registry.

>>46769111
registry? ...anon?

>>46765895
tummy....

>>46768832
Think of it this way, at least you get to enjoy it in the comfort of your own home

>>46769111
Chumbudcrat?

>>46769111

>>46769111

>>46769111

>>46767837
Engage in Incest roleplay while killing gypsies, I think she likes that.

>>46769154
In my case I was just window shopping but if this were an IRyS concert I'd be really annoyed at how quickly that transitioned from "Please, wait loading tickets" to "Sold out" almost immediately.
They really do need to find larger venues next time

>>46769111
https://youtu.be/CF5yr9_7yRU?t=48

>>46769343
Madison Square Garden
I BELIEVE!!

>>46766342
They were just pretending. Mori said she learned it from horror movies.

>>46769442
Any sports field with a large enough capacity will do. My shit hole back here has a football (soccer) stadium with a larger capacity than that tiny YouTube theatre.
I imagine sports fields don't come cheap though and COVER won't spend that sort of money on her.

>>46767527
Scalpers will sell them for double the price

>>46769600
If I were a cunt I could have bought >>46767646 and did that

>>46769600
I would unironically drop 4 figures on a scalped ticket if it was an IRyS concert

>>46767855
Sell cocaine

>>46769678
It's time to cook.

>>46769519
I get that they probably didn't want to go too crazy with their first overseas thing but you think they would have gone at least a little bigger than 6k seats for a full EN thing when Mori sold half of that on her own.

just started chadcast the fuck is this? its going to be one of those fun streams.

>>46769745
Cover is really fucking stupid.
Well they're incredibly conservative, but still it's stupid.

>>46769653
That is exactly the reason why scalpers exist.
For real though, holoen has millions of subs, 6k venue is too small.

>>46769740
No that's meth

>>46769801
They're smart actually.
>Maximum profit
>Minimum expenditure
It fucks over their paying fans though. If IRyS does get a concert sometime I bet there will be loads of people that don't even watch her that will buy tickets anyway

>>46769740
Say my name

>>46769877
Perfect. Let's start cooking.

>>46769877
Whats the difference?

>>46769899
HEISENBERG

>>46769111
No wonder LoliRyS is so popular. God speed anon!!

>>46769801
I mean I don't blame them. They have no idea what the fuck is happening in America in association with vtuber and their brand. And heaven forbid they open a branch in this hellhole. They are literally doing logistics from the other side of the globe.

But yes, it is fucking FRUSTRATING.

>>46769911
Meth is for poor people

I love this goofball so much

>>46770034
Love you too

>>46769989
It is not like they are the only vtuber company. There are a ton of benchmark too

I want IRyS to play RE4 remastered

>>46770627
It would be fun, but I've made peace with it not happening. If it does it will be a fun surprise though

>>46771027
yeah I know we probably won't get it I just love her resident evil streams

>>46768583
How many times do I need to fix these?

>>46769801
It's baby steps. They probably want to run a bigger venue, but they need experience running smaller ones in the US first to see what works and doesn't work.

Airisu doko?

>>46771674
Over, uh... over the mountain.

Just got out of surgery, I'm guessing I missed all the tickets

>>46772480
Its gonna be okay man...you can watch online with me

>>46772480
There is a chance there will be some more tickets tomorrow, the few times I got to see a seat and from all the seats I've seen people posting, they're all front row and middle row seats, I haven't seen any back row yet.

>>46772603
I will but I just wish I had a chance
>>46773168
I hope so, I have time tomorrow to try

>>46773347
What was your surgery? They weren't doing that one where they make you like an action man by filling in your asshole were they?

>>46773431
Brain surgery, but I was performing it

>>46773640
At which hour was the patient declared dead?

>>46774356
~2 hours in when we decapitated

So I finally got a chance to sit down and watch yesterday's stream. IRyS is really.... something.

>>46774902
Merely playing 4D chess

>>46773168
>>46773347
Seeing how fast presale sold out today, the odds are even worse tomorrow.

>>46769343
>They really do need to find larger venues next time
Yea ask Taylor Swift

>watched the balls discussion
How did bae and irys not know this? This is mind-boggling.

>>46774902
She operates on a different level.

>>46776802

>>46775353
Women dont really know anything about male anatomy, actually women dont know about male anything.

>>46777831
>Women dont really know anything about male anatomy
just as accurate if you reverse it

>>46778104
nonsense, i know female anatomy perfectly and im a dude. its not that complicated though, girls just have two butts and they pee out of the front one

>>46778104
>implying I didn't masturbate to biology textbooks when I was younger

>>46778104
I dare saying most men know how a vagina looks and works, only those who didnt pay attention in class dont know abot the uterus and other related organs because yo dont get to stick yor dick in those.

>the connect the world penlights aren’t being sold on their own
>have to buy two full sets just to get a pair of penlights
who the fuck decided this

>>46778318
Small indie corpo pls understand

>>46778211
You know too much

irys and bae have never touched balls before

>>46778656
yeah, mine

>>46778656
IRyS said they were pretty though. She is now craving balls.

I'm stuck on the idea of IRyS becoming infatuated with my balls and seeing just how much they can endure

>>46779768
I dont.

Maybe Q mind broke her into her ball infatuation to the point to where her immediate response is to call them pretty

>>46778656
Yeah, IRyS has an oral fixation and Bae has an anal fixation. No hands!!

Guys I miss IRyS even though she's right next to me sleeping

it's over...

>>46780014
I mean, she did say she likes traps. Traps have very pretty cleanly shaved balls.

>>46769896
>It fucks over their paying fans though
They don't care, they know the fans will pay up anyway which is why they continue to be fucking retards about everything

How is it possible for adults to be this unaware of human anatomy?

>>46784328
dozo

>>46784328
Hell yeah, looking cool Cheeb!

>>46775353
Sorta, but then I remember all the guys i've known personally that didn't know where women peed from

Time to fes up /HiRyS/

Are your balls pretty?

>>46783569
Judging by how they're drawn in Zatch Bell and Dragonball I can see why IRyS thought what she did.

>>46786309
She must have thought they are membrane with fat just like breasts, since that's the only sack-shaped human organ she has seen dissected

>>46786200
Yes, especially after I shave them.

I want AneRyS to use my balls to teach IRyS about them

>>46787113
She's gonna show her how testicular torsion looks like

Speaking of testicles, I once had a testicular cancer scare for BOTH my nuts. It turned out to be some other bullshit men get, some jelly sack-like thing and the doctor said there was nothing to worry about. I had that and some weird thick veiny shit in there but no cancer. My point is: fellas, always check your nuts for any hard lumps or anything unusual.

Come on guys. They were just pretending not to know about it.

What the fuck happened on chadcast?

>>46789690
halfway through listening to it, mori is fucking insufferably egotistical

>>46789832
She'd be less so if you didn't compare her to IRyS who's a doomer with low confidence

>>46789877
>who's a doomer with low confidence
i don't think so

>>46789690
Who knows, who cares, if it was IRyS/Kronii/Reine i would never miss it.

>>46789690
IRyS kissed Mori on the cheeks, Mori got red and asked her to kiss her again but this time on the lips, then they had sex until 6AM.

irys changed her twitter picture to lolirys

>>46789832
That is the reason why she stays close to bae and irys. Those two keep feeding her.

>>46790374
Comachama?

>>46790374
I love LoliRyS so much!

irys 3.0 will be lolified
one more year

>>46790705
Yes please. I'll upgrade my membership is that happens.

TOFURYS LOVE

>>46778272
Most men here don't get to stick the dick anywhere.

>>46790896
We have onaholes anon and you can live like a king in Thailand banging all the questionably aged girls you want with like tree fiddy

>>46790705
She would be too powerfull. Even the single LoliRyS appearance made me rewatch the stream multiple times.

>>46775353
They both watched chainsaw man and saw how balls worked. Irys played outlast and joked about balls.
They were just pretending because they did not want to look bad.

I'd like to know how IRyS' clitoris works when I stimulate it with my tongue, if you know what I mean

*drains you*

>>46791538
Why is she so hot? Can't stop thinking about her.

>>46791617
same

idols shouldnt talk about balls
please fire mori

>>46791538
I hope she will keep reappearing like she did during the last SC reading.

>>46791859
drawanon... onegai....

>>46791859
getting teased cuz it's lolirys...

>>46793842
lolidom is not in her repertoire
she'd just call you stinky or something and it'd be cute

>>46793985
She can be pretty bratty at times

>>46766342
most BL is written by clueless women who have never seen a penis let alone a detailed anatomoical drawing of the testicles

Ame playing Q game and Irys was way smarter and faster. We underestimated her really bad.

>>46794507
I refuse to believe that, it's just not possible

>>46794507
You are clearly not even watching the stream.

>>46794573
IRyS is genias

>>46794507
That's funny if true. My stomach hates me though so I'm not going to watch

>>46794507
>Irys was way smarter and faster.
ame has made more progress than her in 30 minutes than she did in 3 hours

>>46794593
>>46795035
In one hour she was beyond level 20. She only slowed down because of the number 9.
The dev donated she could never give up.

>>46795824
please god tell me theres some way to have transparent sundresses in KK

>>46795883
I'm sure it's possible

>>46796120
i like this

>>46791859
I'm at my limit. I demand CUNNYRYS

>>46796120
i hope irys puts that firecracker in my ass

down my urethra works too

>>46797375
fuck off faggot

>>46797429
? how is it gay if a girl is doing it?

>>46790896
Irrelevant, the whole conversation was abot knowledge so please take yor whataboutisms and shove them up your nostril.

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>46800507
nice boobs

>>46800804
thanks

>>46800950

If you worked in a moving company in Japan and your work is to move IRyS' stuffs to her new place, what would you do?

>>46801972
Throw away her keyboards

>>46801972
Take a big whiff on her chair

>>46802011
SEA hands typed this on membrane keys

>>46802011
YOU MONSTER!!

>>46802011
A true hero.

>>46801972
Fart on her chair to claim her ass musk as my own with my ass musk. When she is settled into her new home, she will notice right away and blame it on Cheeb

>>46801972
"Lose" her box of underwear

>>46801972
move her stuff respectfully and thank her for giving me the opportunity

I'm worried. With how well the homo collab did just now, how long will it take before she approaches them for numbers? Irys is well-known as a numberfag after all...

My dick has been increasing in length since I saw picrel should I be worried?

>>46803181
Damn lazy brat...

>>46803235
No that’s normal

>>46803235
as long as it's still increasing, you should be fine. but if it's been the same length for a few hours might wanna see a doctor

>>46803235

>>46801972
Put all her clothes on the floor and rolled around in her scent.

>>46803832

>>46795883
change the shader for the material editor to shader forge/main item studio alpha and an opacity slider will appear in one of the sliders below. adjust the alpha slider to change the opacity of the material. or use shader forge/main opaque and adjust the opacity of the texture in photoshop

>>46803832
damn mesugaki needs correction

>>46803832
i.. i kneel drawanon...

>>46803928
Heh

Now where is the other image?? I remember it was really small!! Me horny for CUNNY!!!

>>46803155
Irys does not approach people for collabs. She likes her own space and has great dynamic with chat.
But I would not be surprised if she talks and play games with them behind the curtains, specially with mori and bae around.

>>46804328
No...

>>46803832

>>46803832
TuT
Thanks anon

Nobeta 2 when...

>>46803832
Segs

>>46804328
What will come of this, I wonder

>>46804658
>Nobeta 2 with IRySo5 voice pack

>>46803832

awful rrat made by a person with mental disabilities
irys is gonna graduate at the end of july

>>46803832
MY FUCKING DICK. Nice butt wings and stockings. You're definitely getting better

>>46803832
Hot but why did she bring a stack of condoms that clearly aren’t going to be used

>>46805055
She likes to play pretend that they're a bullet belt and that we're going to battle.
The battle is the sex we'll be having

>>46804328
in the clothes > top > body alpha mask
upload a pure yellow image
doing this will make all the body parts visible
but it will also make the nipples clip through the clothes. to fix that issue, place small green squares on where the nipples should be
you can check this guide to have a better idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvzSQutyZM

>>46804773
Yeah, graduate from having a dusty womb, i'll be paying her a visit.

>>46805204
the part around 6:25 is what you need

>>46805204
>>46805329
Thanks bud

>>46806328
What are you planning...

>>46806328
Chama meet me at the border

>>46806328
stop that chama

CuteRyS!

>>46806676
I'm going to pinch all of her cheeks

>>46803832
Nice job except on a little detail, everything is wrong. She looks like a midget instead of a loli.

I lived long enough to see irys being smarter than ame while playing a game

>>46806746
How many cheeks does IRyS has?

>>46806867
Ame's a stupid cunt.

>>46806676
cute and sexy

>>46807016
smexy XD

>>46806893
The ones on her face and the ones on her butt they're all very soft and pinchable

>>46801972
I won't do anything weird but if she's too lazy to pack up and leaves all her bras and panties and vibrators in her dresser drawer I'm pulling that drawer out to lighten my load. And if IRyS walks by and notices her underwear and vibrators sitting out in plain view of everyone and gets totally flustered that's not my problem.. When it comes time to move the bed, I'm ripping off any fitted sheets or mattress protectors she left on it to make it easier for me to grip. Better hope you didn't leave behind any stains, girl! :) Can you guys tell I'm speaking from experience?

Ever since kimonoRyS, i've been developing a taste for twintails.

>>46806676
Sex bunnyRyS with a bit of a derpy face[/spoilers]

.........................................................

>>46805204
Wish I brought my old pc here...
But thsnks man

>>46783569
To be fair, my ex sucked on my nipples while we were having sex like JAV girls do to their male costars. I didn't like it and she was 29...

>>46801972
Spill my spaghetti and scream "HI IRyS!" the moment I see her.

>>46803832

>>46810111
New personality is almost here

>>46810187
Trailer 2 just dropped
I fully expect every IRyStocrat to watch it day 1
Especially SEAcrats, since there's an Asian Ken now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRyt3Ov4zz0

>>46810258
If you'd change the music in some of those scenes it could pass as a horror movie

>>46810370

>>46810258
what the cinnamon toast fuck is this

>>46810429
Blade Runner 3049

>>46810500
is asian ken supposed to be the new deckard?

>>46810630
Batty, actually.

>>46810258
>watch it day 1
>Especially SEAcrats
I can't, the day 1 tickets are all gone

>>46810681
No...

>>46810536
>Ina
>tits
fake

>>46810258
>beach him off
fujoRyS probably loves this scene

>>46810752
How can we fix her?

>>46810752
The sound of a Hawaiian princess getting moist intensifies.

>>46810835
with spanking and nakadashi correction

>>46810835
Take her keyboards away

>>46810111
She would slapped you so hard.

>>46801972
I would show her my pretty balls

>>46804773
Why?

>>46811487
pregnacy

>>46811802
With me

>>46811881
and me!

>>46811881
>>46811918
My sons...

>>46811802
Yeah with me, by me

>>46812075
WTF!! HOW?

>>46812143

>>46812143
>>46812294
Just call me Philip J FryRyStocrat

Imagine IRyS but like, smaller

>>46812705

>>46812814
PogRyS

>>46812814
Not small enough

>>46810835
Force her to play RFA on hardest difficulty.

>>46813057
Perfect

>>46813057
This implied that Cheeb is a single cell organism.

We are Cheeb

IRyS Xenosaga playthrough when

>>46813556
She is, Cheebs reproduce via mitosis, one day they'll out number humanity 1,000,000/1 and we'll be at her mercy.

https://twitter.com/Dasketchci/status/1644195870064398337

>>46814263
This is so cool.
I am so happy that she is getting more fan arts after 2.0 debut

>>46814263
The same artist drew a lot of cunny shit so
I want my cunnyrys

https://twitter.com/yohermitArt/status/1644218294684225542/photo/1

>>46815775
Has IRyS even acknowledged this little trend?

>>46815835
no kek, iirc she hasnt wastched naruto

>>46815835
>>46815876
Time to inform her of this trend.

>>46815876
would have thought it'd have been brought up by the rat during chadcast but based of IRyS to avoid it

how was chadcast? is the vod worth it?

>>46815835
I'm pretty sure anyone who gets thrown into the Sakura role would want to ignore it. Everyone hates Sakura even if they didn't watch the show.
It is a funny bit, though.

https://twitter.com/bangdreamgbp_EN/status/1644248645305511936/photo/1

>>46815981
IRyS talked about her knowledge about the anatomy of testicle.
Hope that helps you decide whether it is worth or not.

>>46816017
aAaAaAaAaAaAa

>>46816017
No idea what that game is, looks like gacha so I'm not interested but good for IRyS on getting a collab with them

>>46816093
Rythm game with cute anime girls doing cute band anime girl things

>>46816143
Wonder if they'll put any of her songs in the game then, she said she wanted to play Rhythm Games on public streams before so a sponsored stream of this would be killing two birds with one stone.

>>46816017
Well, I haven't played a mobile rhythm game in a long while. Also had a feeling as soon as she brought up the lag thing during rhythm doctor stream

>>46816017
Fuck I'm going to have to redownload this shit. Anything for IRyS.

>>46816017
>bandori
i dont wanna worry about boating and having to grind top 1k again...

>>46816312
wait for the sponsored stream

>>46816344
Oh true, logins right?

>>46816363
NTA but dunno. Some links work on visits, others downloads. I've also seen some where they record and only count you upon reaching a certain level

>>46816442
Fug

>>46816877
I love this song

Kinda impressed with how many things are happening for her recently. Since the tamaki collab she got invited for a radio show with marine, gundam, ambassador and now a game collab.
Maybe project hope changed from uploading a bunch of songs to focusing on her marketing instead.

>>46818276
Maybe someone on the JP side of management saw potential in her unlike OmegaFaggot

airisu rabu

>>46818501
Yeah A-chan got really close to her recently too. I am just surprised since it does not look like her year is as intense as last year, but a lot of things are coming her way.

To be quite frank, I think IRyS would probably be amazing in bed. There's no way she would be boring and let you do whatever while she just 'endures' it. She'll probably take initiative and want to try new stuff all the time. Imagine all the role plays...and she'd probably be down to cosplay too.

Just don't ask her to cosplay as another Holomem, that would be rude and a red flag for her to break up with you since you're eyeing her friends. You might have better luck waiting for her to ask if you want to have a threesome with one of them. She will eventually get too horni and approach you with the suggestion herself. And it will be either Bae, Fauna, or Suisei probably. If she suggests Suisei, it's a test. Whatever you do, don't look or act like you're into Suisei more than her. Fauna will respect your relationship and take care of you both. With Bae, you will basically be ignored while IRyS unleashes all her built up tension and lust on her (just giving you a heads up). Kronii would freak out and refuse, that's why she's not an option. You can expect Mumei to be watching from an undisclosed location.

how can i be free?

>>46819232
She would say something really dumb about misunderstanding the male anatomy and your sides will be too far away to have sex anymore.

sexphilim