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>> No.46762036 [DELETED] 

>>46761903
but I'm not vesper

>> No.46762071
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>>46761903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKCEeaNTTXo

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>> No.46762318

>>46762071
irys and bae literally thought it was a sack full of cum

>> No.46762510

>>46762318
No, they were sure that's where guys store their pee.

>> No.46762645

>>46762071
>>46762318
>>46762510
I can fix her

>> No.46762703

>>46762071
Please say sack again Irys uuuuuuuu

>> No.46762745 [DELETED] 

>>46761903
POV: You are Vesper

>> No.46762747

>>46762071
After seeing her play Q yesterday, I can see Irys assuming that if you pierce a dude's scrotum, it'll just leak out cum like if you poke a hole in a water balloon.

>> No.46762811

>>46761903
Easy easy she can only open her mouth 2 cm for 6 months...

>> No.46762821

>>46762071
Have Bae and Irys never been with a man or just THAT stupid?

>> No.46762933

>>46762821
I don't know. I sent them dick pics in DMs, but I don't think they saw them.

>> No.46763146

>>46762821
Bae was that one weird weeb girl who stayed inside binging anime all day and would show up to school wearing chuuni anime shit before she learned to hide her power level later on, she's such a weirdo that her parents just didn't invite her out for their Christmas activities because they assumed she'd want to stay in her shed doing her anime things instead

>> No.46763238

>>46761903
you meant altare's dick..

>> No.46763327

>>46762821
They are pretending.

>> No.46763445

>>46762933
bro why

>> No.46764185

>>46762071
It’s literally just the ovaries how is it so confusing for them?

>> No.46764266

>>46763146
She’s perfect.

>> No.46764318

>Fills her mouth full of cum

>> No.46764341

>>46762071
>There's this one horror movie
It's weird I knew what movie she's referencing before she even started describing it

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>> No.46765190

>>46762071
>It [the inside of your ballsack] is pretty
That's a weird compliment

>> No.46765579

>>46762933
What did htey say?

>> No.46766179

>>46762071
From watching the clip, it appears that IRyS KNOWS what balls are since she said "I know there are two", she was just confused about how they look like eggs from the inside
Bae is the true surprise here

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>>46762071
Im glad my oshi is pure

>> No.46766511

>>46762071
IRyS is the world's dumbest woman.

>> No.46766702

>>46762071
What education does Australia and Japan have ?
its not even sex ed its just basic 6th grade biology

>> No.46766705

>>46761903
I'm not parasocial, I would never let her see it

>> No.46766750

>>46762071
Bae's reaction seems genuine, IRyS definitely knew already and is just being YabaiRyS to tease Mori

>> No.46766759

>>46762071
do women really?

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>>46766705
Really? Are you that strong anon

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>>46761903

>> No.46767269

>>46763146
Cute rrat, would mating press

>> No.46772728

>>46766705
You are parasocial anon, that just how it is. Now show her.

>> No.46774355

>>46766511
She would be the perfect wife

>> No.46775957

>>46762071
Y'know, as a dude, even I don't know the exact shape inside my own nutsack. Not that I care, as long as there is no pain.

>> No.46776034

>>46762071
Recommending this movie for IRyS's next movie watchalong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjrxIGnvVk

>> No.46776237

>>46761903
>ahem
YEAH VESPERS DICK HAHA
>sees myself out quietly without reading the rest of the thread

>> No.46776280

>>46764341
was she talking about hard candy or something else

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>>46761903

>> No.46776584

>>46775957
You should. I don't know if your country's school teaches you how to self-diagnose problems with your testicles but I think it's just something adults should know.
Admittedly, it doesn't happen to a lot of people, but you don't wanna just wake up one day to discover that one of your balls just twisted and asphyxiated itself cause you didn't properly check them in the shower.
(Also it hurts like hell. I once had a partial torsion and I felt like someone slapped me in the balls but for like an hour or so.)

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>> No.46776743

Did you guys know that most women don’t cum via penetration due to the fact that most guys don’t have cocks big enough?

>> No.46776997

>>46776743
t. cuck

>> No.46777438

>>46762071
I don't know why, but I feel queasy hearing Calli's description

>> No.46778049

>>46776743
The girl who took my virginity told me I was the first guy to ever get her to come. She ended up being a lying bitch who told everyone in colege I cheated on her when I broke up with her as revenge (I didn't and never would), but i'll always take pride in that

>> No.46778214

>>46767131
cute

>> No.46778679

>>46778049
>lying bitch
dyrbi?

>> No.46780244

I’m 27 and no woman has ever seen my dick. I’m pathetic.
>>46778049
Fuck off, normie.

>> No.46780794

in a few hours.. yabba dabba doo

>> No.46781216

>>46776743
Fake my gf hate my cock because it hurt and i need to be extra carefull real life is not hentai anon

>> No.46781253

>>46781216
Fuck off, normie

>> No.46781384

>>46776743
This is a lie started by the Chosen People because they're bad at sex and think they can convince everyone else that they're equally bad

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>>46761903
NOOOOO KEEP THE GLOVES ON

>> No.46783719

>>46766759
only lesbians who have no interest in male biology

>> No.46785055

>>46783678
Kek

>> No.46785181

>>46761903
kronii seems like the kind of women to bite your dick and then claim youre lying about not enjoying it and bite it again

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Why? Why can't i be funny in this board anymore?

>> No.46786989

>>46786897
>ban evasion
See you next month

>> No.46787058

>>46786897
that's the lamest joke you could have possibly made given the situation. That joke has been beaten to death harder than the horse Mori sucked off.

>> No.46787107

>>46787058
>Joke

>> No.46787260

>>46786897
If it was /ggg/ you would get 30 days of ban for a joke

>> No.46787349

>>46775957
I want Irys to cause my balls pain
>>46776584
This is true boys! Fondle yourself frequently to see if anything feels wrong! Important to catch warning signs early!

>> No.46787362

>>46787058
Where in the rules does it say you can't make lame jokes?

>> No.46787577

>>46787362
I never said that. It was more a comment based on how they believed their own comment was funny even though it was incredibly unfunny.

>> No.46787596

>>46762821
IRyS is retarded and only watches 2D stuff, Bae is pretending since she has used Tinder.

>> No.46788442

>>46786897

literally elreddit at this point
I was banned for saying a chuuba sucked my dick Which is true to undertandable

>> No.46789705

its small
fuck off

>> No.46790160

>>46762071
>>46762821
Why are you incelfags surprised that there's women that don't know much about the male body considering the men on this board don't know shit about the female body? I'll bet you didn't know that liking breasts is considered a fetish because it's not a sexual organ. Also the pee hole and the vagina hole are two separate things.

>> No.46790413

>>46790160
>don't know shit about the female body
I studied basic biology in school
I know every detail of a womans reproductive and waste throwing organ up to the pregnancy and breast from theory studying

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