/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Soon!

*sip* Ah...Too lazy to find a better OP, IRyS was too lazy to properly edit her thumbnail. WE ARE

I love IRyS!

I want to take IRyS on a date to McDonalds

Do you think this is a response to everyone calling her stupid lately or just convenient timing?

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>46707126
IRyS is genias!

>See IRyS is streaming
FUCK YEa....
>See the stream is at 8pm EST
Here we go again....another low energy stream....she should stream no earlier than 10pm EST, preferably 11pm EST.

>>46708416
>11pm EST lemme check what that is for my timezone
>4am
Go fuck yourself

>>46708416
Two hours really isn't going to make that much difference. If you sleep two hours later you just feel groggy two hours later instead.
Consistency is more important, take it from the person whose sleep is rarely consistent from day to day.

>>46708687
Yeah, consistency is more important and the she streamed at 10/11pm EST for over a year. It's only since her new model reveal that she has been doing this 8pm bullshit. She is always low energy when streaming at that time and since her audience has been conditioned to watch her about 2 or 3 hours later her viewership suffers as well.

>46708794
>numbers

>>46709211
it’s like a beautiful mind but retarded

i am also smarty

No way she got a ps5

>>46708794
She is waking up earlier recently. I do agree the quality dropped a lot when she decided to change it the past few months

>>46712499
You should stop watching her if you feel that way. Her streams have been better than ever in my opinion.
I know you won't though. You'd rather screech into the void.

>>46705266
IRyS is qute!

>>46714260
Whatever dude. Whenever she does these earlier start times she is super low energy for like the first hour until she wakes up a bit. It's obvious she is just rolling out of bed and starting stream and we get DeadRyS for like the first hour. Wouldn't be a problem if she would just start 2 or 3 hours later.

This guys such a fag

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>46715040
He doesn't even try to hide it.
If he's so concerned about her start times why not send her super chat saying along the lines of:
>Hey, IRyS, I'm a little bitch that's already making deductions about how your stream is going to be even though it hasn't started yet. In the future can you please force me to fellate other IRyStocrats two hours later instead.

>>46715617
Your picture?

>>46715702
i-it was attached :s

Fauna overlap...

>>46716063
-10% luck boost for you

jwu, timeslot schizo status?

>>46716381
In shambles, not american, pants full of shit and piss

>we can't see her beautiful eyes
I hate nerdRyS already and I want to break her glasses

HIRYS!!!!!!

all the games and she picks this shit

CUTE NERDY DORK

>>46716651
this game is good

>>46716651
You'd say that regardless of what game she picks.

>>46707126
Lately?

violent paizuri with nerdRyS where she tells you to cum full force on her face because she has eye protection!

donkRyS…

>i need to crouch to get on the dong- dock

DistantRyS my love

i need to crouch to get on the dong

She's getting on the donk

Why is IRyS so erotic, bros? She's not even doing anything lewd right now, but she's making me horni for some reason.

>>46717079
I'm sorry IRyS! Please come back, I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable!

Lol. Using the mouse was a mistake

>this is going to be hard to pull out

>shoot, this is going to be hard to pull out
>*cute grunt*

>>46717079
>>46717155
Never mind, she's being lewd again.

>>46716870
BikiniRyS wearing a scuba mask so she can look at it when you blast on her face.

>"I'm scared that if it's too big, it'll, y'know..."

medium bros we're in

>this is easy. I know exactly what I'm supposed to do
>...

>yes. yes... do it

just tuned in
did she say why she's streaming early?

Stop lying IRyS

10%? Is IRyS Lucy?

Angy

>>46717561
She said she wanted to mess with the schizos.

Is this game on PC?
She shouldve gotten it on PC.

i dont get it. what happened to her mouse?

>>46717561
shes doing the other stream later

>>46717736
no

They call her 116:

1 Mouse
1 Brain Cell
6 Keyboards

She's talking to her boobs

>Fauna and IRyS streaming at the same time, no breaks, no protection
Oh God.

>>46717913
kek

>"dont spill out, dont spill out!!"
Me after I creampie her

>don't spill out! don't spill out!

i dont think irys is smart

>>46717972
Must've wasted her stamina on the leg lock

>>46717939
>Fauna, IRyS and Gura on the same day
Life is good

you're all making fun of her but I bet you guys don't know how to solve it either.

>Diagonal?
IRyS...

Funny how she almost had it like 20 tries ago

>>46717561
Her boyfriend was sleeping over. He is sleeping in the kitchen again while she streams and they are going to visit the new house later

It's like she's unlearning

buy a backup mouse IRyS..

>>46717561
she is in the officila hololive channel in an hour

>>46718365
Thats a prerecorded video. Shes not cutting stream anytime soon.

I don't know if we're getting past this level

why is she not listening to the backseaters actually telling her the solution

my dummy nephilim...

>>46718117
She just needs to draw a line and keep it floating, let the kanji fall on thest2hk ball

>>46718474
You think she understands what they're saying?

>>46718474
Too dumb to understand what they're saying.

Usually, I find the lack of intelligence cute, but today's stream is difficult to watch.

>>46718474
To many conflicting messages and she's already frustrated from messing around with the wires

NEURONS ACTIVATED

This. Pic rel. This is something that I want to see once, before I die. Cheeb under my mercy. Quivering in fear, pants and panties soiled with piss due to her sheer fear of what I'll do to her. That face of terror plastered all over her tiny fat face is a face I will forever singe into my memory. I will revel in sadistic gratifaction as my eyes soak in her look of horror, despair, fear, and anguish, right before I bring down my foot down with unfathomable force, on her small form. And in doing so, leaving nothing but a pathetic meager puddle, no, smudge of blood and flesh under my sole.

literally what's the wiggly line for...

she's really stupid...

she is learning! bad learning but learning nonetheless

Bros, is she the worst Holo mem at playing this game so far....?

>>46718606
Someone said "draw a line just like that" a while ago

Can you at least increase the speed of the cursor while using the controller? Its so damn slow.

Was honestly hoping the ball would stop right before hitting the wall.

she did it bros! she may suffer from woman brain but she can do anything if she tries

she is not the smartest person i know

she is worst than bae...

IRyS your physics reps

>>46718856
She lacks the neural plasticity of youth...

might as well draw the Mona Lisa

No wonder her sister is a doctor, she left fucking nothing for IRyS in the brains department

She's trying to Wile E. Coyote this shit when it's so simple.

>>46718913
Advanced age...

She isn't smart but she sure is creative.

>It was supposed to be a seesaw cannon!
I love this dork so much

Just draw a lid on the box and drop a few balls on top...

Brain cell on overdrive.

All she's gotta do is draw a real tall box with an angle on the end and drop a ball, right?

IRyS needs to grow faster so she can get the hag buff

fucking kek

You just need to let it overflow. You almost made it first try...

>>46719047
yes

lol

>>46719041
>>46719047
Small brains please leave

>>46719041
anon she is not that smart

God I love her

Today, I will make a prediction!
A prediction that WILL come to fruition.
IRyS will give me a mind blowing paizuri, and milk me dry in the process. After which, my pp will be left aching from the sheer pleasure of being smothered by her tofu.

the seesaw solution will actually work if she gets it right but it's far more complicated than the normal answer

>>46719041
Is that the solution? Because that was the very first thing that came to my mind.

>>46719118
Inb4 IRyS manages to make a rocket out of lines

don't marry this girl. she's gonna bankrupt the family and accidentally kill her own kid

>I'll turn this seesaw into a v-saw!

>>46719192
Wouldn't be bad if she realized you need to raise the fulcrum.

This stream is pure kino. IRyS pon at its finest.

>>46719265
We knew that since mother simulator.

>YOU DID IT!

IRyS...

Now she tries the easy answer that it's not allowed

>>46719279
Top kek

Why does she keep drawing feet?

>She's actually putting effort into these puzzles
>She's slowly getting frustrated

good god this woman is so sexily dumb

>>46719265
She's going to pull an accidental Casey Anthony.

KEK

>my balls
IRyS fat hog

she likes futa with balls
fucking dropped

>It's her balls

>they're... they're my balls

Irys' baalls all over me.

>>46719561
I'll let you have this...

ONCE

I would tongue bathe IRyS' balls

Can the play be played without Nintendo Switch? I'm tempted to try it out for myself to relieve myself from the frustration.

Why is she like this...

>>46719639
yeah, she's playing on switch

>>46719670
Is it available for Windows/Linux?

>>46719639
Looks like Switch only.

>>46719763
no

KEK

I can hear her brain clenching with each attempt.

I like when she does the baby cry.

>I need to figure out how to get these balls out in the first place
JOIbros...

It's pretty bullshit that method doesn't work. The instructions are lazy.

GAH! Just a vertical line.

KEK
I can hear those cogs in her brain creaking and grunting. Hell I think I can smell smoke emanating there!

>>46720029
For me it's the confused hmm? after her ideas don't work.

She's getting angry.

>What's a wedge again, guys?

I'm downloading the game, let's see if I can catch up

>>46719265
https://streamable.com/lukpek

my wife irys is so dumb...

>>46720310
How much is it? I think I got some funds sitting in the eShop, might pick it up as well if its cheap enough.

That gasp when she gets a little idea

>>46720536
$7

She's getting very angry.

she's getting bratty...

Shes getting frustrated with chat. KEK

never thought I’d see the day she got salty over backseating kek

Breathy bratty nephilim

>>46720649
She's cute even when she's snapping at chat.

>I dont believe in myself
IRyS...

what the fuck is this abstract art

>>46720649
Or not being backseated...

This game really breaking the nephilim...

BratRyS needs correction.

Nephildum admitting her brain isn't enough.

>>46720830
Her frustration frustrates me

where were you when you heard your oshi was retarded

i was sitting at home drinking hope soda when twitch chat

"irys is dum"

"no"

holy shit she is the perfect girlfriend

is BrainRyS actually high IQ?

What the fuck did she just draw? Was that a drink straw?

>>46720978
silly straw!

hook the damN thing in AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>46721010
SHUTUP

Hooking up with IRyS.

>>46720978
I just thought she was literally seething

>>46720884
You weaklings will never be good partners to her. I can patiently guide this cute retard for the rest of our married life

SHE HATES SMALL COCKS

>It won't do anything if it's too small

>I mean, if it's small it's not gonna do anything, right?
Sasuga sizequeenRyS

>it won’t do anything if it’s too small

I miss when she would say fudge.

>>46705266
dumb nephilim i love her

Playing Hooky with IRyS.

>>46721180
got a little fudge just now, yay

Wait until she gets so frustrated that she has another n-word yab
>I AM DOING IT YOU FUCKING NIG--

She has cancelled it three times now when all she had to do was smack it.

Fish hooking IRyS while correcting her from behind!

>>46721084
This.
How do you get mad/frustrated watching her play these sorts of games? Just dont watch if it bothers you that much.
I could watch these sorts of streams from her all day because its funny to see what she comes up with.

>>46721324
-from

>>46721384
Anon, why did you post that small BrainRy-ooooooooohh

>>46721364
>>46721084
Wrong sort of frustration faggots
She's too cute

she loves the cock and ball shape

>get load of space
>still can't drop it higher

>>46721507
I mean that's the bread and butter for this game.

Damn smug nephilim

If i was Alex i would already be up from her brattyness and sexiness

>>46721707
just your penis

Well I got past the ball puzzle, I also didn't realize my controller was drifting

I don't know why I find it so funny that her initial reaction to almost every puzzle is to try to make a ramp despite the fact that it has never even come close to working.

A catapult you dumbass

Behold!
A...seesaw?

>>46722097
Or an uneven shape that when dropped will send one end up.

wtf man....

That looks like a symbol for something...

SHE IS SO CLOSE

SHE CAN'TEVEN DRAW A FUCKING LINE HAHAHAHA

She can't even accidentally get it...

>>46722189
this would've been the perfect thumbnail for this stream

can IRyS rotate a cube in her mind?

>>46722301
you were saying? kek

did she go to high school in the states, or japan?

>>46722388
US

Not gonna lie bros, wanna bust gallons of nut inside IRyS. Just make a complete mess of her.

>>46722388
States.

>>46722421
>>46722440
Now did she pay attention in science class, or spent it in the backseat of a car?

>Deja view

>>46722487
This has nothing to do with education and everything to do with being a cute women.

>>46722487
The latter, but reading BL

>>46722388
A person's academic potential is largely due to their genetics, not their educational upbringing.

>>46722562
IRyS would never skip class unless it was by trying to fake being sick to stay at home and play mmos

>>46722588
don't marry IRyS because your kid will be stupid

>>46722443
What if she gets pregnant?

>yes yes yes yes.
Did she just cum?

the dumb luck on that last one.

>>46722588
>A person's academic potential is largely due to their genetics
Asians taking education way more seriously is a cultural thing

>>46722638
Good news. I don't want kids.

time to draw a giant penis.

>>46722638
But I want stupid kids.

Oh I get her plan
I don't get her plan

>>46722638
a sacrifice i'm willing to make

>>46722817
Looks like like an IRyStosperm

>Like how I believe in you

X Doubt

>>46722854
Plan B.

>>46722854
Neither does she.

>She called it the jar

my wife is tensai

>>46723067
Freudian slip

How many streams is she in today? Isn't the collab with A-chan also today?

>>46723210
3, chadcast in ~12 hours

>>46723210
Anon that video is pre-recorded

stupid question. Why did she make a mushroom emote? I think I missed that

>>46723233
CHUDcast on whose channel?

>>46723286
Shiitake

>>46723286
To spam when she says shiitake
No other reason

>>46723286
because she says 'shiitake' a lot as a euphemistic way to say 'shit'

>>46723299
Dunno, not on hers since it was on hers the last time

>>46723299
Bae's

>>46723321
>>46723326
>>46723327
gotcha. Silly but whatever

IRyS is getting smarter.

>>46723460
Gee tanks.

I've been gone for almost an hour, and she's STILL stuck on this one.....

>>46723598
she just got back to it. she did a few others.

>>46723645
>>46723598
A few others as in all of the others. She's got no choice now

>>46723598
Shes completed the entire first section except this one.

>>46723645
>>46723699
Oh ok

1) draw a triangle
2) give it room to fall
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO

>>46723803

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83gjn1_GYRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83gjn1_GYRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83gjn1_GYRc
Watch IRyS be dumb on TWO streams

She's losing it...

Joker moment

kek

Is MindBrokenRyS okay?

>Even her fucking mouse is dying on her

A FUKING CHEATER

>that will officially make me dumber than them

She doesn't want to be dumber than the other ENs...

How are there no Google search results for "5 balls"?

ok, so she'll just be unofficially dumber than the rest lol

she is learning how to hide the typing. she really is here.
too late irys i already figured it out

I also left when she was doing this one earlier. She keeps drawing the slope first but has she even gotten any of the balls out the top part to worry about that next step?

I want her to do the higurashi mindbroken laugh again.

she’s gonna schlick so aggressively tonight…

mamaRyS getting frustated..
she is just like me

>>46724214
I think she got 2

momRyS is disappointed in her daughter's intelligence..

>even momRyS was trying to backseat
cute

>Her contact is "Mommy"
As normal as this is for girls, it's cute

my mother in law...

MomRyS I can make her smarter......... Give her to me as my bride

>No clue what a scoop is

This girl has never done any real work in her life, has she?

wait was her mom using her chat?

>>46724466
She's my perfect princess. She wouldn't sully her hands with that

>>46724494
No, she messaged her on Line.

ENTER DEVS BACKSEATING

Not only is her Mom watching her stream, but is texting her to help. Might be the most adorable thing I've seen in a stream.

WHY'D SHE TURN THE SULTRY VOICE ON

>>46724637
even the devs are helping now

>>46724699
divine intervention doko

>>46724691
It's the voice she uses for socially superior people. Probably uses this voice in the meetings

FORCE IS MASS TIMES ACCELERATION
IF YOU DRAW A HEAVY SHAPE WITH NO ROOM TO FALL IT WONT MOVE ANYTHING

IRyS is being retarded in two streams at once!

>>46724691
>>46724790
It's probably subconcious too

>IF THOSE RETARDS, MOOMS AND BAE COULD DO THIS, SO CAN I

>>46724777
Will be needed, because even the devs can't get to her single brain cell.

Not gonna lie this one took me the longest so far, the balls don't behave sometimes

she's going to schlick so hard when she finally solves this

Why does she draw a shoe instead of an incline

i feel bad for her now, because she was going to keep playing the game, but the devs showed up.

SHE IS GOOMING

Desk-kun!

>>46725154
>when
that's optimistic

She got one!

>Orgasm sounds
>That was the closest i've ever gotten so i'll take it
Every girl i've ever been with.

>That was the closest I've ever gotten
Everyone heard IRyS...

IRyS JUST KISSED ME ON THE OFFICIAL CHANNEL!

>The tip can be short
I've got a chance!

Thank you, JP niki.

THE SOUND OF SEXING IRYS

It's a good thing they took her out of the states, cause she'd be walking the streets or dancing on a pole.

>4

>>46725707
I would purchase her services.

SHE'S STILL HERE?!

She's so frustrated she started speaking in tongue.

>>46725707
She should be dancing on my dick
Ahhhhh this dumb brat

SexRyS is getting stronger!!!!

You know what would easily fix the instructions? If the balls were colored. "Put 5 red balls in the plate below".

mortis

＼(^o^)/

>>46725851
>>46725884
>accidentally break your cock

I see now why women get paid less than men. Am I sexist now?

I had to attend an emergency thing for 20 minutes, what did I miss?

>>46726017
She gets paid way more than you to do this

Her feet on my face

>>46726017
those women are just in the wrong career, women are just for entertainment and service

>>46726050
Nephilim sounds.

>>46726091
My face in her butt

NO FUCKING WAY

>4X2

She keeps turning on the sex voice
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>46726071
lol you got me there.

let's gooooooo

She did it

the biggest brain in hololive

what if dropping more than 5 caused a fail

GENIUS

I love when she starts to get smug, then fucks it up and stares in silence for a couple of seconds.

SHE DID IT SHE BEAT PHYSICS

It's a miracle.

>>46726299
And then 6! wtf?

Airisu! Yatta!

That was a strong gulp!

i refuse to believe she is smart

i love how she never gives up

>>46726419
The determinator.

Devs gave up and made the gravity go away.

>>46726416
she just admitted she didn't understand what happened, so you're not wrong.

>>46726091
I made this post

>>46725315
>when

>>46726578
she got backseated, doesn't count

>>46726665
The backseating wasn't helping her one bit. You saw how many tries that took her

>>46726731
the only reason she used that strategy was because the game developer actually came in and backseated

Why does she not draw real close to the object? She always makes big gaps

This might be seesaw time.

>>46726884
that's what I did

>>46726863
Shit controls

>>46726863
Men have better spatial awareness than women so as an extremely feminine woman IRyS has almost no spatial awareness at all.

>>46726863
She dum

>>46726936
Were you able to smack it hard enough it spun the full 180?

>>46727160
Cute

>>46727161
It got most of the way and I only had to smack it a little to get it right

>>46726999
honestly this is the problem right here, she is extremely feminine, her brain is just now wired for this

>>46727160
Nice

I like irys's face when she finally understood gravity a bit

Ina said Japanese viewers have a misconception about IRyS and don't know shes clumsy

>>46727160
I want to bully this nerdRyS!

>>46727160
god i want to have sweaty nerdy sex with this nerd

>Gura beating IRyS in most pon
I'm not seeing it

>>46727479
Are they going through the survey results on the main channel?

>>46727479
chumbuds rigged these surveys

>>46727479
It definitely just has to be a popularity thing.

IRyS your trigonometry reps

It can be taller and too tall, IRyS

>>46727603
If it's a popularity thing Gura will win them all which is stupid.
When I filled it out I deliberately didn't answer 'IRyS' for everything, mostly because I didn't think some of them fitted her

>>46727707
Gura is one of my favorites, but I didn't answer her for anything because every question had a better fit.

She really loves them T

Sticking with the T lol

the 'T' is her go-to for every problem now...

She keeps on fucking up the rock my making it too wide.

>Lower Mommy energy than the zoomer Rat
Jesus Christ. It's over.

>>46727693
she probably couldn't even pronounce trigonometry

>>46728127
If you're gonna bait, at least proofread your post...

>>46728127
Bae has stories of her taking care of the other girls while in Japan, IRyS is my pon daugher wifeRyS that has said herself she would do nothing around the house

Oops wrong image

>fauna

>>46728127
If IRyS fails to take pon this shit is just plain flawed.

>>46728127
if you almost called your baby a nigger you wouldn't make a good mother

>>46728127
>>46728263
why are they even ordered like that it seems to make no sense

Drift too bad, I had to switch to a stylus

lmao

kek her brain is overloaded

>That's what she said

>>46728127
>>46728263
I can see that. The way that question was framed was weird.
I wouldn't want the rat to be my mother but I get why some people would think that way

>>46728329
But what if you're American?

UOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH WHINYRYS

>>46728263
>difference of 63
>Jesus Christ. It's over.

She was about to read
>tips make for a good thrust point

>>46728329
Thanks for reminding me of that

>>46728127
IRyS is the exact opposite of Mommy energy, she's a bratty loli trapped in a normal woman's body.

>>46728329
I'll have you know my mom is a great mother.

>>46728546
She's my wife

>>46728263
IRyS is a brat, not a mom.

>>46728127
>IRyS
>mommy energy

>>46728263
Bae literally acted like Mumei and Fauna's mom cooking for them and doing laundry

>>46720390
>>46728534

cuuute

>>46728665
IRyS definitely has child bride energy.

IRyS is our stepsister

whoa there was a beauty hiding under those lenses...

Shiepickle!

>>46728800
>child bride

What the fuck? The nerdy girl was actually a beauty?!

>>46728711
Fauna is the deadbeat mother

>>46728804
yeah a stepsister for technically incestuous breeding

>>46728862
Fine, daughterwife.

>>46728862
I am her father groom.

>>46728263
>fauna
even if she doesn't groom you to be vegan, she will at the very least never going to cook any animal foods. i wouldn't wish that on any child.

I want to believe she laughed at my joke.

>>46729077
What do you think she’d back for the kids’ launches?

why does she give the ball a point lol

>>46729077
On the bright side she'd nurse you till you're 12.

I have to say this is the most extreme table flipping event I've ever had the honour of witnessing

>IRyS tries to do a USA chant
>Shes the only one who lived in America so nobody chants with her
>Gives up

>watching her ruin her progress before she realizes it

What's her time limit?