/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

I love my wife so much!!

Garb Gluer

I love my wife

>>46693930
That's me stuffed in her cunny btw

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

I can feel it...My shrimp sense tells me Gura will stream pizza tower today.

6 holoEN streams and the expo collab tonight. I have read the tea leaves, no stream tonight too

>>46693696
Seriously, if Gura thinks she needs to talk all the time to be entertaining to people, then she's dead wrong. You can look at stuff Holos like Kaela and Fubuki have done to see how wrong that is.
>>46693741
Gura's "standards" just lead to little no content at all, so she's just simply wrong.
>>46693758
>work on getting her to answer whether she is going to stream anymore
Sure, but understanding why Gura barely streams anymore is important. Otherwise, we won't know what the actual cause of it is, so how would we be able to address it?

>>46694055
I hope ur right
but I'd take anything at this point

>>46694212
the answer to all of these is obvious, she's lazy (just like me!)
thing is she should try to improve on that not fall into the comfort of only streaming when stars align

Its C word in here

I love this creature so much bros...

>Bae is overlapping holo trials
Told you EN can overlap it no problem.

U149

>>46694404
tot

>>46694322
Again we don't know why Gura barely streams anymore that's why it's important to ask her (you can ask management too I guess).

>>46694404
based

>>46694470
>that's why it's important to ask her
feel free to do it yourself instead of repeating it in every post like a retard...

>>46694404
What does this mean?

>>46694404
???

>>46694572
idol kani

>>46694667
gura?

>>46694570
>repeating it in every post
I mean that's what people are doing with the rrats they keep make up as to why Gura doesn't stream. The response to that should be to just ask the actual reason.

>>46694572
under 149cm

>>46694777
Uoh!!

>>46694777
is that really the meaning? holy mother of honeypots

Whenever I see a cute and petite white girl in reality that I'm slightly attracted to, I immediately think of Gura. This is bad...

>>46694777
Is Gura U149?

>>46694883
chumbie don't...

I love this image. I like to imagine she’s practically brain dead and I take care of her every need. I would like to make her macaroni and wipe her butt when she poops.

>>46694883
What’s bad is you’re thinking about girls other than Gura

>>46695153
Gura does it, therefore it is permissible.

I feel like giving up and just accepting that she'll be like Aqua, Ayame or Shion now
I really miss her a lot but it seems she doesn't miss streaming nearly as much

>>46694861
for sure

Gura will stream down my throat tonight.

>your face when your don't take a shit for 2 weeks

Gura cute Gura cute!

>he thinks Gura will stream just because of some early likes

>>46694389
That's true but Gura might use it as an excuse not to stream.

>>46694404
ʼn

Gura, just tell your fans the truth, that you don't like streaming and then they'll understand why you barely stream. Stop with the "I'm motivated" or "'coming back strong for you" bullshit.

Gura won't just abandon her chumbies...

>>46695282
So she should just come out and say that streaming isn't her main priority, which is fine. I think most sane people can accept that. Just make a statement though, so people can update their expectations of her and to stop everyone from going insane everytime she isn't streaming

I need to goom again

>>46695540
She's setting up the lovenest as we speak.

>>46695351
I usually shit twice a week, once a week when i don't eat as much.

>>46695565
Anon... she wants us to go insane...
Isnt it obvious?

>>46693841
my wife

>>46695351
I shit at least 4 to 5 times a day

>>46695582
I got a bit worried but >>46695672 made me feel at ease. I go about 2-3 times a day.

>>46695636
Well if that's the case, then fuck I guess she has us under her thumb right where she wants us to be

>>46695540
it feels like she did honestly..
we barely see or hear anything from her anymore..

>>46695765
damn, you lads must have one shit ass digestive system. My intestines extract every single bit of nutrition and energy off the food i consume so i end up shitting sparsely.
Get good.

>>46695565
>"Gura should say something 0% beneficial and 100% detrimental for her channel"
she's dumb, but not retarded

>>46695845
eat more fiber

>>46695765
When I wake up I take at least two shits in the first hour of the day.
>>46695845
I had a feeling I was fucked up

>>46695786
How fucking new, gura has been culling the shrimp school so only the strong remain. Us strongbuds will prevail and will be allowed to mate with gura.

>>46695791
If she planned on abandoning us, she would be trying to ween away from hololive. Instead she's working hard as an idol so we can still be proud of her.

looks like Irys is streaming at Gura's usual time of 8pm edt. I think that means Gura doesn't have a stream planned then because they have an internal calendar. I notice that Irys or Bae won't start the same time as Gura if she has a stream planned. Maybe we'll get a member stream

>>46695895
t. fiber cuck
how about you eat well enough you don't require fiber to help your stools go down the pipes.

>>46695945
It will totally be a members stream! Hahaha. Just have faith. For real this time!!

>>46695879
Well not streaming is pretty detrimental to her channel so she seems pretty retarded.

>>46695964
She did something a few hours ago threadshitter-kun.

>>46695351
Drink some prune juice. That'll flush you right out

gura HATES chumbies

>>46695945
>they have an internal calendar
lol EN overlap each other all the time what are you talking about?

>>46696025
or full fat dairy if you're lactose intolerant, should do the trick too.

>>46695351
If you're serious and it's THAT bad, get some strong fucking laxatives. 2 weeks is actually dangerous

>>46696058
gura HATES weak-feistybuds.

Things will never be the same as they were, I've accepted that. Just wish she'd stop pretending they might be someday...

>>46695582
>>46695672
I got once everyday or every other day. I wonder how often Gura shits. Imagine getting to be Gura's poop. You get to be inside her body. I wish I was Gura's cat. I'd get to see her naked everyday

Gura could have easily gone the ame route. Instead she's still the same Gura we love. You can hug your body pillow with glee, wear your bag in all its glory. Wear your omocat jacket with pride.

Guys I just figured it out. She's so used to being on a break she forgot she came back

>>46696008
yeah but it is beneficial to her

>>46696020
How did you know she gave me a blowjob a few hours ago??

>>46696123
women poop twice a day and pee 4 times a day, it applies to gura too.

>>46696061
Yes but they still have a Google calendar. It doesn't mean they don't overlap. It's just what i noticed with Bae and Irys when Gura has a streamed planned

>>46696137
> Instead she's still the same Gura we love
With about 80% less streams, but yes

>>46696177
Retard.

>>46696137
>could have easily gone the ame route
You mean actually stream? No sorry but there isn't anything to take pride in someone who refuses to stream.

>>46696220
Struck a cord, fembud-chan?

>>46696177
I pee like 15-20 times a day but I take it a lot of fluids. I'm always drinking something. I wake up every 2 in hours cuz I gotta piss

>>46694764
Your ask bullshit doesn't work, people keep asking in chat and comments and tweets.

What you really mean is hit her with 500$ and the most mild mannered form of questioning that conveys none of the intensity of how much we miss her(since she's so used to those) and pray to god she doesn't fucking ignore it like the others cause the sum is huge

>>46696257
People spreading misinformation does that.

where is the frame, shart

>>46695879
Having schizos growing and festering in her YouTube comments is detrimental too, you know. It's like a cycle, and the problem only seems to grow. I'm sure it bothers her a lot to have those retards assuming a bunch of bullshit about her and writing it as if it is fact in the comments
Also the lack of activity combined with little reason as to why her activity is lessening on her channel is detrimental too. It's killing her growth, in fact. Now sure, lots of anons seem be under the belief that she never wanted to be this big to begin with, but if that's the case, what's wrong with saying that streaming isn't her primary priority and making a statement to take all that pressure off herself

>>46696177
With how little Gura eats I wonder if her poops look like rabbit poop

>>46696198
Bae streamed in the same timeslot when Gura last streamed so that doesn't mean much.

>>46696286
how many holes do women have?

>>46695913
Well it feels like she is abandoning us in favor of her idol dreams. I want her to achieve her dreams and be happy, i want to cheer her on and cheer her up when she's down. But it feels like we're an afterthought to her now.. Sry i just really fucking miss her and want to spend time with her again..

>>46695351
I had something similar in the summer of 2016. I had a turd that was stuck and wouldn't come out for like a week and it was blocking everything else. I could feel it stuck there all the time. Eventually I just put on a glove, went up there and pulled it out. I know I know, it's gross

>>46696299
she doesn't read comments

>>46696332
do pores count?

>>46696058
No...

>>46696334
She's just going through a phase in her life. She'll be back for us.

>>46696376
For simplicity's sake, no.

>>46696327
I said START time. She started an hour after Gura.

>>46695282
when I go back a year on her channel and see a new frame at least every other day...I dunno what's been stopping her since she's got back from Japan but it makes me sad

>>46696299
Because she doesn't see it the same way you do. To you that's "taking pressure off", to her it's just saying something for no reason that will cause drama for a while. She's not going to cause drama for no reason, she hates that.

>>46696373
>gura has specifically talked about being open to criticism from chumbies
>yet "she doesn't read comments"
really anon?

>>46696254
You don't even like Gura.

>>46695965
nta. I eat oatmeal for fiber since its low calories and relatively high in protein, since then my shits have been more frequent, as in atleast once a day instead of every 2-3. I was constipated alot before i started doing that.

>>46696404
I count 7 then

All this scat talk. Gura would be grossed out

Luv me shork

>early retweet
>wednesday
it feels good to know we have a stream to watch tonight!

>>46696443
She comes here obviously.

>>46696465
Care to expand on which holes you're talking about?

>>46696428
She was like that before Japan too. It's been going on for quite a while now that she streams a few times in a burst and then disappears again for a while only to return with some "I'm back!" stream, rinse and repeat-

>>46696294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji4_4zwv68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnnwNnz1Ffw
Here you go senpai

>>46696501
>pussy
>urethra
>ass
>bellybutton
>nostril 1
>nostril 2
>mouth

>>46696428
She's worn out anon. She went through a depressive episode, had a health scare, and went halfway across the world for over a month.

>>46696510
>IRyS
good
>roberu's cocksleeve
who cares

T o T

>>46696278
>people keep asking
I don't see many comments in chat directly asking her why she doesn't stream much anymore. Wished more people did that so we could get to the bottom of this. Also as I said you can try asking management as well.

>>46696529
what about the ear canals?

>>46696443
The option that she's read hundreds of comments begging her for schedule, streams and communication yet still won't do it is less flattering faggot

>>46696551
T u T

>>46696551
T u T

>>46696592
SHIT
I will now kms

>>46686104
I'm NGMI chumbros...

>>46696600
>>46696606
T u T mind

>>46696486
Seriously ask yourself, why the FUCK would she come here to see what 4chan has to say? Whenever she isn't streaming it is just constant negativity and shitposts about her.

>>46696551

>>46696474
I want to palm dino gura's head like a basketball

>>46696611

>>46696504
we've been in this on and off hiatus arc for about 8 or 9 months now
I still believe we will leave this arc eventually

>>46696611
Get some new shoes, anon

>>46696664
Holy kek there's something about how it's looking down that is so poignant and perfect

>>46696299
if she ever says that then she could see a decrease on her members and regular watchers, plus I doubt her managers would let her do that in first place. Having instead a few schizos arguing with each other in your comments isn't really something to be worried about.
Also keep in mind that saying "streaming is not my priority" would simply make her complainers shift to "ok, what's your priority then?" "are you making any music?" "do you have any special projects?" "what are you doing if you're not going to stream?"

>>46696677
Not until she manages to find the joy in streaming again
Oddly enough when she does stream I don't feel like she's not having fun. Like the recent MC streams she seemed to be eager and enjoy it, she was pretty excited and all. But then she doesn't stream for a day and somehow she loses all interest and now it's a 1 in 6 dice roll each day whether she can reignite the spark again.

>>46696719
These are done for. My new ones are curing with water treatment. Also you underestimate the comfyness of busted in work boots.

>>46696439
How would communicating via a statement in her own words cause drama? It would kill all rrats

>>46695791
It used to feel like coming home to my wife
Now I come home to an empty house

>>46696745
and now we're back to 'shitposters will complain anyway so she shouldn't do or say anything', the cycle is complete

>>46696733
It's literally me...

>>46696745
Management didn't stop Aqua from literally saying "I'm never going to stream games normally the way I used to again. Sorry, that's just how it is from now on".
She made it clear that from now on she'll focus on the idol and behind the scenes stuff and only sometimes show up randomly for a karaoke or maybe a zatsu and that's it. Beyond that you'll only see her show up when a new Pokemon game drops or, which is extraordinarily rare for her, to do a bit of Minecraft

>>46696812
I don't believe that you're honestly asking that question

>>46696812
LOL

Thinking of ordering cheap pizza

>>46696830
>he shouldn't do or say anything
well, there is SOMETHING she could do

>>46696881
Aqua isn't the lynchpin of an entire branch and their IPO

>>46696956
I don't think you know just how popular Aqua is

>>46696916
based, expensive pizza sucks

>>46696807
Oh, I do know that feeling. I usually hate the feeling of new boots, but they can be pretty uncomfortable when they are too busted too.

Gura Cute!

>>46696956
Aqua is big retard.

>>46696916
Can I have a slice?

>>46696881
yeah but Gura doesn't do much outside of the mandatory special event. A quick glance on Aqua's channel and there are two covers and an orisong in the last three months

gura isn't streaming because she's sick, she's busy, and she doesn't want to, in some combination. she's gone into detail on all of these reasons in the past, there's no reason to believe her answers have changed.

Schedule doko?

>>46697157
I can ship it to you chumbie but it'll be stale by then.

>>46696989
Was. She's not the top anywhere anymore

>>46697265
She is still extremely popular you retard. Popular doesn't mean the absolute #1

>>46697304
No ones denying that
But now there are bigger holojp fish than aqua she's more expendable than Gura is for EN

>>46697304
>he still hasn't realized Gura hates being #1
Fake chumbud

>>46697489
Follow a post chain before you reply

>>46697367
>she's more expendable than Gura is for EN
and EN is more expendable than JP

Speaking of shits, I need to take my third shit of the day

>>46696583
People are doing it since her mini 3D concert sometimes even in members posts, there's just no point in doing it the live chat since she always goes "yeah It sucks....moving on" instead of giving actual answers

Why are we talking about poopoo all of a sudden?
I shitted once this week am I gonna die?

>>46697751
If you've made it this far chumbie then I think you're alright.

>>46697650
The real question would be "If you're completely honest, do you still enjoy streaming? You often stream a few times in succession and then disappear for a while, over and over" but I'm not willing to ask it myself cause I don't want her to hate me

>>46697650
We just gotta keep asking Gura (or management) why she doesn't stream much anymore. It's currently one of the most important questions that needs to be answered when it comes to Gura, almost everything else is irrelevant by comparison.

>>46697832
You really should ask it, it's a perfectly reasonable question.

>>46697526
I'm not talking about you. I meant to say your replying to a fake chumbud. Don't give him (You)s retard.

You've let her become like this, yesbuds
Once upon a time she had a little brain bug telling her "pssst tell your audience you'll be gone for a while" when she had to be gone for a while. It's gone now.

To think this was her "renewed and motivated after big break and holofes" arc. What levels of motivation are we descending into next?

you have sex with gura but she eats you afterwards

>>46698091
Worth it

Dearest Chumbud, I'm going on hiatus. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. When I'll be back, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear my farts blow it will whisper the name "Stinky". And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. -- Gura

>>46698091
Deal

>>46697751
If you hold your poops long enough they will grow in density until a form of a miniature black hole will form and absorb all the shit that passes, meaning you no longer have to poop manually. It's what idols do to prevent going to the bathroom

>>46698081
Most of the regular posters in this thread are legitimately madly in love with her. Their minds aren't going to be swayed by a couple of bad months.

>>46698210
It has been a bad year. 12 fucking months. What are you TALKING about man? Just a few more months of this shit and it will be half her career.

>>46698081
you know while this is a shitpost I am forced to consider that if she did another two weekish househunting expedition she wouldn't even tell us she was leaving, let alone if she was gonna take a charge blade or hammer

It's the lifecycle of her internet identities. She grows bored and leaves after a few years. Only the unreasonable amount of money she gets for doing nothing keeps her "officially" going as Gawr Gura.

>>46698259
You're overreacting, she was fine until around august/September last year, when it was obvious she wasn't feeling all that great.

>>46698259
This, I think my patients will run out if this situation doesn't improve in 5 years.

>>46698259
>Just a few more months of this shit and it will be half her career
Jesas. That's depressing. This really is the normal Gura now

>>46698306
>yes this is a shitpost however I agree
you'll be the next to air frustrations and get called a shitposter by others. and the cycle continues until there will truly be a last chumbud. Gura will of course, not give a single shit about him

>>46698338
>she was fine
No she wasn't, it started as soon as she dropped schedules. It just got so much worse you didn't feel the boiling frog effect until Summer's end

>>46697832
>but I'm not willing to ask it myself cause I don't want her to hate me
that's the number one reason im hesitant to criticize her. I dont care what the faggot white knights have to say but i fear that she might dislike me if i criticize her. On the other hand she might like it if i show her that i have a spine and voice my grievances.

>>46698362
I'll be called a shitposter because it is a shitpost, even if I agree it's still aimless whining

>text walls
Sorry not gonna read those

The moment she dropped schedules is where it all went wrong
They might have not been great for her in terms of some days being "ugh" but they sure kept her in check

>>46698091
That's unironically exactly what i want!

>>46698338
Feb 2022 was when her stream hours started to drop and it became noticable by June.

>>46695672
Go to a doctor

>>46698091
H...Hot...

>>46697832
>>46698463
If you actually mean this just make a second account and ask her

>>46698584
Yeah that'll seem real genuine

>>46695672
Chumbie it's called diarrhea...

>>46698620
>implying Gura notices you
Kek

>>46698416
She dropped them for a reason. I trust Gura.

>>46698650
No you retard, real accounts aren't noticeable, obvious alt accounts are

>>46698577
>>46698621
No they're solid. Only the third shit is watery.

>>46698680
You're trying to suggest Gura has alt-vision for her superchatters?

>>46698693
In what color?

>>46698652
The reason being she didn't want to feel forced to stream
But we see what it resulted in now, her being extremely flaky

>>46698652
Yeah the reason is so she'd supposedly stream what she wanted and when. It turned into she won't stream at all.

>>46698680
just pick a normal username without numbers, pick a random anime image and voila, a normal account!

>>46698620
Okay than criticize her genuinely. It's worse if people continue to not say anything to Gura about what she's been doing. We're never going to get any way to address this problem or get any closure.

>>46698740
They're yellowish brown usually.

>>46698734
No I'm suggesting that same gray account with a generic profile picture named "shrimp4481" asking literally any serious question obviously comes across as someone using a new account specifically for that question, and that makes it seem disingenuous
>>46698794
People asking hardball questions literally never do that though, they make it obvious as fuck

>>46698652
The reason she dropped them was so she didn't have to commit to streaming. No schedule means if you don't feel like streaming that day you don't have too and don't have to publicly cancel it.

>>46698864
So don't make a name that sounds like a bot and spend 5 bucks to member. What's so difficult about this

>>46698836
Ok good for you then. I wish I can shit that much

not to rain on the 'just make an alt account and ask y no strem' parade but I genuinely do not think she has read comments since like the summer since she knows exactly what she's gonna see
also while I'm sure I'll be told to go back for this, the 'criticism is okay' thing came soon after the first reddit thread about missing her got too popular and was removed by the mods and the thread made afterwards got invaded by the guracord and downvoted to the tune of touch grass, it probably got passed up the chain

another day without streaming? fucking really?

>>46698965
No anon you don't understand, she retweeted something. It's all good

>>46696061
Irys won't stream that early unless Gura won't do a public stream today too. We can get a member stream maybe today.
If not next prechat gonna be awful

>>46698954
Yeah Gura doesn't read comments, just super chats and whatever gets management's attention.

>>46698954
I honestly can't put the energy to provide feedback because she got some serious fucking feedback during her last 2 non health hort breaks.
And where did that lead? Improvement? lol no
Lost cause chuba, slowly getting worse and worse until she ends her career not on a bang, but a whimper. All our love wasn't good enough to give us a few streams a week it seems.

>three whiningbuds whining and two shitbuds talking about their shit
What a weird thread to start a day. Goob morning guys.

>>46699063
Idk yesbuds will probably still try to shut down any criticism.

>>46698886
which is perfectly acceptable
if schedules ruined her mood and contributed to her health worries then they should be dropped

>>46698910
I think I just eat too much. I gained almost 40 pounds in half a year.

>>46699158
fatbud...
gura likes her fitbuds. come lift with us. gains for gura.

>>46699127
okay retard I'm just saying that trying esoteric rituals and reading SICP to bless a new youtube account and get your comment read probably won't work

>>46699158
Fatfuck...you really need to do some exercise...

>>46698259
She's going through her "rebellious employee" phase since her birthday because she thinks cover made her work too much in 2020 and 2021 when she was fresh and feared they wouldn't renew her contract.
I don't remember which stream it was last summer but she said that now she has "standards" and a "pride" to uphold. It may be the stream when she talked about the creation of her 3d model.

>>46699158
jesas

>>46699144
whining is literally the only thing we have, or is there more discussion to be had of the 3 minecraft streams we got?

>>46699158
This you?

>>46699158
>gained almost 40 pounds in half a year.
WHAT THE FUCK, ANON
That's like, professional gainer feedees on onlyfans who get paid to eat levels of weight gain

>>46699193
>>46699226
I probably should. I'm too lazy to buy new pants.

>>46699244
>she said that now she has "standards" and a "pride" to uphold
Apparently we're not included in the standards or pride.

>>46699144
This gonna be like last november and is all on her with her big fat mouth saying that on February.
IT'S BEEN A WEEK, A FUCKING WEEK AND STILL 0 STREAM. Except for muhhh soulburn. Sorry but nahhh I won't believe that bullshit anymore. Becuase she is running out of excuses. If she didn't fix her Anemia THEN SAY IT!!!!!!!! LAZY SHARK.

>>46699158
you know I've done the same thing before but that's in the context of discovering something that made me explicitly want to die by 60 at the latest, unless you're in a similar state you should really gsh

>>46699312
You don't need to explain to me and I don't give a fuck about you guys. Just saying.

>>46699427
Weird bot

The main issue is that thinking about all this leaves me feeling like she doesn't really enjoy spending time with us. And no matter how I spin it that hurts a little bit. I wish she'd have more fun being with us and streaming for us.

>>46699512
I'm not a bot retardchama. KYS

>>46699244
Stop making up rrats, ask Gura why she doesn't stream.

>>46699158
Same here. I think it's hard to go back once I start eating too much. I have been trying to run 5 miles every two days and it works pretty well

>>46699550
Anon, she literally doesn't enjoy spending time with us. That's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, no need to "feel like" it

>>46699549

>>46699623
>proven beyond a shadow of a doubt
no it hasn't

>>46699568
It's not a rrat it's what she said. She was kinda angry at cover.

Let see what excuse gonna do next stream because she already know that the comment sections on boths MC stream and short, people start to getting angrier and desperate.
Soulburn isn't a excuse to stay away 4 days already since Sunday. I accepted that 3 days of ISP problem but the soulburn for 4 days, sorry but no.

I am just curious what she is thinking right now. Does she really have so little self-awareness that she does not feel like people are getting upset about her behaviour? She can't be that dense.

menherabuds and fatbuds...

>>46699157
No it's not acceptable. She dropped them so she didn't have to commit to streaming as much. If that is true than she should tell people straight up "I don't like streaming anymore, that's why I barely stream now." Instead she pussy foots around it and makes up excuses

Maybe I should stop the craft beers and pizza...

I think Goob should do an Ika musume watch along this summer

>>46699743
post timestamp and i will believe you

>>46699878
you should at least stop the beer, the pizza isn't helping but the booze only hurts

>>46699780
>>46699786
I don't even think those upset people you were talking about can even reach Gura.

shark soon

>>46699780
>soulburn
weird fucking autocorrect you have there

Sex with a fembud.

>>46700026
lol

>>46699857
Oh well, that's just how Gura is. Do you think her 2021 was something that could happen forever? She gave plenty of hints that this is what would happen once things slowed down.

>>46700031
Apparently she's been busy with some death metal band concert?

>>46699988
She will say something about the entire week next stream, thats for sure. People still remember the last 6 months of 2022 were so awful that even dramatubers step in with that shit to make people notice that.

>>46699786
Nothing can affect her when she's angry. It's something she decided herself like a sort of childish tantrum, it would make her feel like she lost if she went back to her normal schedule from 2021.

>>46700218
>owning the haters by feeding the haters
Damn that's straight out of Mori's playbook

goomie...

>>46700105
I dont want hints. I want her to tell the truth.

>>46700318
She doesn't want her chumbies to abandon her.

>soulburn
what the fuck have you all been talking about in here

>>46700376
There's no way it's not a bot imo. There are only a couple of esls who pop in around this time and they aren't THAT esl

>tfw no monster girl shark to drag you into the cold dark void ;;

There are the chumbuds that see Gura as their entertainment
There are the chumbuds that see Gura as their virtual girlfriend
They cannot coexist peacefully

>>46700563
Gura is my virtual daughterwife

>>46700563
>virtual
she's my real wife

>>46700563
>virtual

>>46700351
Well abandoning us first isn't the solution

>>46700351
Well then she should stop abandoning us.

>>46700563
But she's my daughterwife?

>>46700563
Gura is my real wife and my real girlfriend.

>>46700563
I'm just here to post about my shark wife. I'm not interested in butting heads with others about dumb shit.

>>46700563
Why not both?

>>46700663
>>46700639
>>46700351
>>46700318
>These dumbass conversation
Sometimes I wonder if you guys are serious

>>46700563
I see Gura as a sex toy.

How does Goob feel about shotas?

>>46700376
Do you really want to find out?

>>46700784
Gura doesn't have any right complaining about fans abandoning her when she is abandoning them.

>>46700784
Yes i am serious that i feel abandoned by her, we see her less and less and she barely talks to us anymore. She said on various occasions that she wants to communicate more but gives up on it after doing it once or twice every time.

God imagine planting your lips right on Gura’s bald mound feeling her warmth and moisture on your lips and giving her the wildest raspberry until she squirts down your throat.

>>46700897
... you sound like a whiny little bitch you know that?

>>46700897
would you give a shit about any randoms on the internet?

>>46700897
What do you mean she barely talks to us anymore? She told us how she can break an entire apple in half

I swear if she's already in japan again I will destroy management

>>46700945
If those "randoms" are my dedicated fans that i claim to love and think about alot, that made me be able to achieve my dreams, yes i would.

>>46700945
It is literally a streamer's job to care about the community. And yes I would if I had these many people who wanted to see me, especially if they also financially supported me

>>46700897
i dont really feel like she barely talks. she is always happy when shes talking with her chumbuds. of course she's going to end up talking less over time, since she doesn't really have much to talk about anymore. she can only say so much.

>>46701109
she literally spent 3 months doing stuff and has nothing to talk about

>>46701109
I mean outside of streams. We used to get member posts every now and then that were super cute, had small updates and what she's been up to or just stream of consciousness but they have also become increasingly rare

Watch these whiningbuds whining is quite fun ngl

These menhera"buds" really need to find other outlets to vent their frustrations. You've had your say already multiple times by now. We get it everyone wants more Goob, you're not special.

>>46701364
No you don't get it they need all the chumbuds to feel the same. That's why they are desperately whining and spreading their frustration here. Aren't you guys upset yet?

Reps time

>>46701364
Be careful they are gonna say you don't love Gura next.

>>46701364
Then admit that you hate to stream instead making excuses everytime

I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

Warhammer buds our time will come...

We already know she won't stream on Saturday because mumei and Sunday because the shitty eastern collab, but god, just fucking stream Thursday and Friday you lazy shark.

>>46701514
Bah, I don't need to prove my love for her to them.

Can she at least post something about an apoligize that she jinxed again after so long. We gonna get more anti and schizos not just on this thread but the entire social media alll over again. And becuase SHE IS A BIG FAT LIAR!!!!!!!!!!

I thought we were fucking back...

>>46701646
She will want to stream when she feels lonely. She doesn't feel lonely anymore since she made a lot of friends from hololive and the feelings she had for her fanbase when she stared are now almost completely gone to the point she doesn't see them as people anymore. Having a social life makes a lot of difference in one's perception of affection. I'm not saying she's bad or something, it's just a natural consequence but being aware or just sinkinging with this change makes the difference and she's not aware at all.

I really shouldn't be surprised but I'm still kinda mad Cover postponed the ticket sales date since I made sure I was free today. I hope it's this weekend or something because I don't want to wait much longer to book things if I manage to get one

*casts Soulburn on all IPs in this thread*

>>46701762
I just got my first minis. Gonna paint some Dark Angels

>>46702122
Heh, what are you gonna do nerd? Drain my life? Tch

>>46702103
So her friends can stream meanwhile she doesn't. You she could go to vshojo instead then.

Keep your chin up chumbuds. Gura is worth the wait.

She's in Japan again...

>>46702292
But the wait is so much harder not knowing when she'll comeback

What if she joined the jew corp?

>>46702207
As I said she lacks awareness that she's changing. The others are already used to it, they weren't loners like her who just had family irl and maybe 2-3 game friends she talked with online and they only wanted to fuck her anyway.

Gawr " I hate to stream " Gura
Gawr "Is 2022 again" Gura
Gawr"I hate my fans" Gura
Gawr " Top #1 in the worst comunication for her fans" Gura
Gawr"Ayame 2.0"Gura
Gawr "muhhh soulburn hurt, no no stream intul next week" Gura
Gawr "Things I like: being a liar and hate to stream" Gura
Gawr"I want to graduate"Gura
Gawr "I love antis and schizos more than my chumbies" Gura
Gawr "more excuse in the next stream" Gura.

>>46702475
>muhhh soulburn hurt

Stream today

>soulburn
fix your fucking bot holy shit

WIFE AWAKE

>>46702547
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>46702568
Stop lying you fucking bot i won't see the twitter for more likes anymore

new member post...

>>46702772
stop lying

>>46700784
Wanting Gura to communicate with her fans and let them know when to expect another stream is reasonable. Constant ghosting is not.

Chumbies I'm casting soulburn on Gura as we speak

>IS AWAKE
>stream soon olr stream is up with the link
>member post
Those are BIG FAT LIES from now on.

>>46702103
That's fine but tell your fans when to expect a damn stream. Stop the sugar coating and bullshit

Why does she ghost?
Also I give up

>>46702856
>her sovl is all burnt up...

>>46702568
>>46702772
Oh, this retard is back. No one is falling for it. We all follow Gura

>>46702292
I hate that fake chumbud

>>46702968
>we

DUMB FUCKING CUNT! JUST GRADUATE ALREADY THEN ITS AT LEAST FINALLY OVER! GODAMN FUCKING SHITBITCH!!!

>>46702292
Thanks ghost cunny

>>46703034
We do, tard. Your shitposting fools no one

man there really is nothing left but total despair
why is she doing this to us?

>he had hopes

>Gura filtering and purifying her fanbase like an autistic German brewmaster
MY WILL IS IRON

So she's not even doing a corporate mandated stream today? Jesas.

Not member stream today too. Fucking great.
Make you bets Thursday were people will get angry in the prechat and confuse or until next Monday were people gonna be even worse that she gonna block the prechat until the start to stream and talk about the situation and make a public apologiza again, but people that doubt her even more.

She just...........I did expected this year would start great for her after her return from Japan, but she didn't learn anything from their JP members and she refuse to saying about her anemic sickness if she all good like Ina or nothing.
Also people don't expect her on Saturday and Sunday. Mumei outfit and earter collab will make a big excuse for her again!!!!

At this point im back to concerning, she must still be facing health issues that are way worse than she wanted us to know about.

>>46703286
holy ESL

goolygee...

I need my shart...

>>46703314
or she still has a burn-out

The biggest letdown in streamer history

>>46703314
Yeah, I've been thinking that could be the case too. It's definitely clear that something is not right at the very least. This is not "coming back strong".

>>46703372
if she burnt out again after 3 minecraft streams, it's over.

>>46703314
makes zero sense, she was ok in japan

>>46703286
eigo muzukashi

Between the bots and general shitposting. They're really going, huh?

Pretty funny that the first thing she did after her entire chat told her they would be ecstatic to have her in their daily routine was skip out on april fools with a lame excuse and not even come back after said excuse was resolved. Her response to us telling her we wanted to see her as much as possible was to leave for a week on the spot.

>>46703415
it's not shitposting you dumbass, it's frustrationposting

>>46703408
This lmao. She has horrific health issues but it gets better for her fabulous Japanese vacation where she dances and sings for 10 hours a day. But when she came back she's horrifically sick again

>>46703408
>Feel good enough to go to Japan
>Overwork and get stressed being there for 2 months
>Come home and realize things have gotten worse again.
Despite what armchair schizos say here we don't know what her issues are officially, so there's no good way to tell when they could be a detriment to her

>>46703415
Yeah. Luckily I keep myself entertained by watching Gura's streams every day. She's been really present ever since we told her that we enjoy having her be a part of our daily routine

>>46703400
actually 3 minecraft and 1 member stream

>thread speed increasing and new ips on page 8
not even remotely subtle

>>46703521
>She's been really present ever since we told her that we enjoy having her be a part of our daily routine
I'm glad she didn't get completely repulsed by that. Other less genuine chubas would have.

any moment now she's gonna pop up and make me feel like a fool for not having faith, surely

>>46703521
Yeah...

>>46703462
It all starts to look the same pretty quick, you know.

>>46703507
And.. why isn't she communicating?
Is a "stream next week!" tweet too hard?

>>46703586
>stream next week
>(there is no stream next week)

>>46703586
Because she is unironically autistic and I love her for that

>>46703558
The fact that you thought that was impressive enough to make the correction is hilarious

>>46703656
I truly miss Gura 2020-2021, whe she really cares stream

>>46703720
>whe she really cares stream

>>46703507
You know despite being firmly in the camp of, she doesn't need to tell us specifics about what's wrong with her before. If it really is going to be this devastating to her ability to stream she should probably put out a statement like "I will only be streaming very sporadically until further notice due to ongoing health issues" and allow people to make the decision to cancel membership if they wish. People sperged less when she was on official hiatus because we knew what to expect.

rub rub rub rub

>>46703851
>People sperged less when she was on official hiatus
roru
rumao

>>46703899
But it's true?

>>46703851
the initial sperging was pretty bad but yes, we are back in the thick of it because it was supposed to be over and then it wasn't, and then it was supposed to be over after fes and then it wasn't

I miss her bros...
Gura do a chill zatsu members pls.

>>46703286
I made the text readable: not a member of the stream today either. That's great. Do you want to bet if people will get angry and confused during the pre-chat on Thursday or if things will be even worse until next Monday? She might end up blocking the pre-chat until the start of the stream and apologize publicly again, but that will make people doubt her even more.

I had expected that this year would start great for her after her return from Japan, but it seems she hasn't learned anything from the JP members. She also refuses to talk about her anemic sickness, unlike Ina who is open about her health.

Furthermore, people shouldn't expect her to stream on Saturday and Sunday. The Mumei outfit and Easter collab will likely be used as an excuse for her again!"

>>46703899
It's true if you ignore the catalog

>>46703914
So I imagined people spamming the link to contact Cover, the constant complaining about ghosting, and the spamming of the 'she will communicate with her fans' screenshots?

>>46704004
Anon, that link will never do anything. (you) just post it as some kind of gotcha to make all the posts (you) don't like go away

>>46703851
Exactly, this is the main crux of the issue, setting expectations. She doesn't need to tell us exactly what is going on, but just tell us that SOMETHING is going on and when to expect streams or even just that she's not sure when she can stream. Don't just pretend nothing is wrong or different.

>>46704004
you know it's one thing to call out a tourist but you shouldn't out yourself as a tourist in the process, retard, the calling her boss on her shit preceeded the break

>>46703918
Exactly, I stopped complaining when she was on her official break. It's the false expectations of a strong return after the high point of fes that is particularly demoralizing.
>>46704004
As far as I remember, the BULK of that was right before she finally bit the bullet and went on official hiatus, that happened around the thanksgiving arc with lots of people even long time members complaining in her community posts and vods. Most of it stopped when the announcement came out.

here is the gura caviar you ordered, sir. enjoy

>>46704071
Yep, the melting down was over her just vanishing and going silent with absolutely no explanation. When we finally had a reason and a timeframe, it hurt, but was understandable.

>>46704141
*cums on them*

Gura just wants to go back to being an indie where she only streamed twice or at most 3 times a month

>>46703918
People gonna accept this shit 1 more time. But if she cannot make at least the next months with more stream instead the that shit we got on From July to November. people really gonna demand from there more and more. People have patience with her but is running out lately and all because she cannot keep her promises

This is messed up yo

graduation stream soon

how can she just do twitter reps as if nothing's wrong. As if she didn't just randomly ghost us for a week. It's like she's baiting us into thinking there are gonna be streams

>>46703656
>correction is hilarious
this

Post something plsssssssssss gura!!!!!!!!!!

>>46704480
Every time someone begs she delays for one more day

Easter with family, no stream until maybe next week

>>46704535
that would be weekend. Thursday and Friday is free

>>46704535
Yeah it is looking like the same situation as thanksgiving, early break for a holiday with no communication.

>>46704535
She has to get ready for her Japan Trip / LA concert after Easter. No streams for at least 3 months

>>46704658
eastern i weekend retarchama

She's actually going for 7 days huh
That's just cruel