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46703009 No.46703009 [Reply] [Original]

Your oshi is stuck in your monitor. What would you do to help her, anon?

>> No.46703033

supa chatto

>> No.46703156

>>46703009
It depends. I'm in front of her or behind?

>> No.46703328

headpats or asspats depending which side im on

>> No.46703363

>>46703009
Pushing her back and if possible, follow her. I rather die than allow her to come to this putrid side ever.

>> No.46703450

>>46703009
Sue her for property damages and charge her for trespassing.

>> No.46703535

>>46703009
pull her out
if that doesnt work, facefuck.

>> No.46703605

>>46703009
Gag her assuming she can't move her arms to reach her mouth

>> No.46703633

>>46703009
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO'

>> No.46703702
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>>46703009
Yeah... One day I had Gura stuck on my smartphone. She was so small.......

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>>46703702
If I had a Gura that small I'd put her on my taint and roll my balls onto her

>> No.46703799

>>46703009
I'll save her but only if she signs an agreement so I can be entitled to a percentage of her super chat income

>> No.46704960

>>46703009
Ask her how she got into this predicament, then plan out a course to help her without incident.

>> No.46705078
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46705078

>>46703009

>> No.46705220

I’d let the Elder Gods know that reality is falling apart and they need to get their act together

>> No.46707030

>>46703009
Put her back like what >>46703363 said but instead of following her I stay in my own universe because I don't want to corrupt her with my depression and lack of empathy.

>> No.46707233

>>46707030
>>46703363
Wtf are you guys doing on your room

>> No.46707993

>>46703009
Yeah BUT what if instead of my monitor she comes out of my monitor and really small like Mike Teavee from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

>> No.46708060

>>46707993
*cellphone
i'm a retard

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>>46703009
What happens if I turn it off, does she get cut in half?

>> No.46708216

>>46703009
Unplug the monitor obviosly

>> No.46708344

>>46708153
>>46708216
Obviously this is a persona 4 situation, remember the TV in the truck? And in the cabin in golden, electricity isn't needed

>> No.46708620

>>46708216
>>46708153
Why you guys hate your oshi?

>> No.46708705

>>46703009
IF YOU SEE A VTUBER TRYING TO ESCAPE THE INTERNET
PUSH THEM BACK! REALITY IS FOR THE REAL!

>> No.46708849
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46708849

i bump and i bump and she wont unstuck
she keeps encouraging me what do

>> No.46709075

>>46708849
Keep doing it, duh.

>> No.46709077

>>46707233
I don't understand on what you mean with that post but in my case, following my oshi to her universe isn't going to magically make me happy again. I'd just make her depressed like what I am and I don't want that.

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>>46709075
its working she says shes finally getting off!

>> No.46713244

>>46709229
Hot but scary

>> No.46715449
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>>46703009
>What would you do to help her, anon?
Whatever she wants.
I'm not the one in charge.

>> No.46719339

>>46715449
i miss that bitch

>> No.46724412

>>46703009
sexo

>> No.46726249

>>46703009
Obviously I accidentally took all the tabs of LSD sitting in my drawer for something like this to happen.
I feel the best course of action is call an ambulance and tell them I ate 10 tabs or more tabs of LSD and Im gonna need a valium shot when they arrive. Then get carted off to the mental hospital for further evaluation.
Or pull a reverse Take on me and pull her outta the monitor and into my mediocre reality.

>> No.46726517

Nice try anon, Sana will never be on the telly anymore

>> No.46732143

>>46703009
no

>> No.46732256

>>46705078
/thread
it's really that simple

>> No.46732916

>>46703009
Tell her to go back.

>> No.46733074

>>46703009
We recreate this https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

>> No.46739720

>>46703009
whos that semen angel?

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>>46703009
What if my oshi's a guy?

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