/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46694256
i prefer hags

>>46694256
Being a sapling seems to be only way to enjoy Holo EN nowadays without any drama

Bad at games. Just brute forces herself through everything

>>46694256
Already am

>>46694256
Not into pegging or wearing a dress, sorry

I don't watch EN, sorry...

>>46694335
This. All the drama (and general problems of life really) just melt away when you become a Sapling.

>>46694256
she has to breastfeed me first then we talk

>>46694256
But I am.
>>46694340
WE ARE!

>>46694493
Indeed. I feel safe and warm and tingly when I’m with Fauna. She makes me feel loved because she genuinely loves each and every one of her Saplings.

I am, but there is a downside. Namely that I’m the only cool sapling, all the other ones are gay retards for some reason.

>>46694711
Fauna loves all her Saplings the same, even the retarded ones

>>46694256
But I am!

>>46694278
B-but she's 4.54B y/o uuuuu

>>46694256
I love fauna
who is also Boxxy

>>46694256
Lacks clussy

>>46694340
When Fauna is bad at games, she laughs it off and keeps trying
When others (not all) are bad at games, they get angry, start blaming the chat or get one guyed constantly

>>46694256
I still miss Sanners and still hope for someone new to fill that void will come. But Fauna's pretty alright. Enjoy her saplings

>EN
>Has a bf
>Not a hag
>Vegan
>EN
I prefer Japanese hags

>>46695586
hot

>>46696840
Based

>>46696840
>Has a bf
not that I give a shit but people keep saying this is true and not true at the same time, which is it at this point

I prefer to be the one who ass fucks saplings.

>>46694703
she'll never love us as individuals, but I truly believe she loves us as a collective and that means the world

>>46694256
Not sexy enough

>>46694256
I WILL NOT WEAR THE DRESS AND UUUUU
I WILL NOT WEAR THE DRESS AND UUUUU
I WILL NOT WEAR THE DRESS AND UUUUU

>>46694256
She's going to change course with the company's changing direction. Hope you know that.

>>46696736
While I agree she’s not nearly as terrible as all the other ENs, she can be the type who doesn’t read anything and then later is like “what am I supposed to do? this game is confusing”

>>46694256
I like the Fauna Sweep song. It's pretty funny.

>>46697161
She was with him just before joining Hololive and nothing proves us they broke

>>46697727
I don't disagree but I will take that over how painful most others are.

>>46697689
Care to expand on that?

>>46696840
>Based Borger
>Skill issue, become hotter than him
>Perfect cake age
>Healthy diet and is likely in shape

I see no downsides

>>46697161
last I heard he put a ring on it
>>46696840
Saplings will one day realize what they’re missing out on

>>46694256
Is being a cuck seen in a positive light now or what?

>>46694256
Because I like to squeeb

>>46697400
I said the same thing at first
But it's okay, Fauna's really nice and she does a good job of making you feel pretty
That cage takes some getting used to though, I'll admit

>>46698088
and the false falg award goes to....

>>46697901
your mommy is still cute sapling and I want a nursing handjob from her. fauna, ina(when she streamed) and bae were the only ENs i enjoyed before dropping them all. moom is cute too, she’s just a little too le random quirky girl for my taste

She's easily the best in EN by a fucking long shot. She knows exactly how to act and what the fans like.

>>46698330
I'm in the same situation as you. I'm not a sapling, but she's my favourite in EN at the moment because she's the only one who's watchable.
It's pretty dire...

>>46699624
Ive always preferred ID over EN. Half of them are just EN with the ID tag anyway.

>>46694256
Is there a more drama free vtuber than Fauna?

>>46697226
This is how it should be anyways . The reason I hate Kronii/Kronies

>>46694256
>Literally no downsides.
Vegan.

>>46700118
That's correctable, don't worry

>>46700118
Get filtered

I love Faunyan. She makes me feel like a real woman (I'm a man).

>>46700691
Everyone in her family is a grass chewer, you can't fix them. And you can't fix her without fixing them all.

>>46694256
i prefer watching idols where their activities extend beyond streaming like songs and music not a gamer e-girl for ironic weebs

>>46694256
Fauna is cute!

>>46700118
She still eat my meat.

She's the lewdest en and she loves it. I'm convinced she's secretly a sucubus

>>46701418
Oh she loves it

>>46701418
Now this is just delusional. Gura, Irys, Kiara, Mori, and Ame all obviously beat her in lewdness.

>>46701592
You obviously haven't seen her old stuff nor her recent asmr

>>46694256
I did. Dropped Gura for her, wish I had done it sooner.

>>46694256
Boring

>>46702104
fantastic choice

>>46702104
>Dropped Gura
more like she dropped you

>>46702104
Fauna wouldn't want you to drop Gura she loves Gura. You can still watch Gura she streams once every 6 months so you shouldn't need to worry about overlap.

>>46694256
Unironically, her standard model tits are not big enough. If she was Noel or Choco-sized, I would be on board.

>>46694256
>Literally no downsides.
Fauna isn't always streaming.

>>46694256
I don't hate her but being a fan of Fauna sounds pretty eventless and boring.
She debuted, she uuuuu'd she gamed and nothing changed since then. What are her struggles, aspirations and successes? Nobody knows because Fauna is very, very safe and doesn't want to rock the boat.
She even dropped speedrunning which made me sad.

I'm already an IRyStocrat, and there's literally no downsides to that either
Fauna is cute too though, I watch her sometimes

reminder that all "Sapling" posts on this board are falseflags.

I can't say the main reason because some sapcuck janny is going to ban me for it.

>>46708063
*breathes*

>>46708063
I'm falseflag?

>>46708828
saplings look like this????

>>46708828
I wanna look like this.

When she was streaming stray she found a CRT her immediate reaction was "must be a Melee player". I knew then she was a keeper.

>>46694278
Judging by the timelines of her stories I'm positive she's the closest next to Ina. Wait and hope.

>>46694256
boring. fake voice. fake personality.

>>46694256
I don't speak English.

>>46700029
Even nips can't refute this.

>>46702048
Man, I felt my soul leaving my body in the yandere makes you hers one

>>46694256
But I am????

>>46694438
>>46697400
>>46698145
I picture every sapling as a cute hairless twink/femboy and it makes me horny every time I engage with one

>>46701592
>Gura
Not unless you're a coomer
>Irys
Maybe, but she's bad at weaponizing it
>Kiara
>Mori
They are, but in a way that's less pandering and more "tell me I'm pretty". They both come off as inexperienced ones who only recently discovered the power they hold and are now overcompensating. On the other hand Fauna knew she had us by the balls from day one.
>Ame
lol no

>>46694256
not a cuck

>>46694256
I'm already a vestie

>>46711984
>>46698145
>>46697400
*Squeeb*

Honestly Fauna is basically the best possible outcome for an EN vtuber. Gura used to be but then she decided to stop streaming.

>>46694256
too much pandering
too fake

>>46714688
>>46716139
>>46716957
>Another Faunaschizo post with him samefag bumping his thread over and over again while nobody bites
You really need to see a psychiatrist.

>>46700118
A non-obese white person. That's already a catch.

>>46711623
We're not talking about your oshi, anon.

>>46705921
Suppose boring people attract boring fans, we can't all be cool. We saplings don't expect a lot and we don't need a lot, we chill.

The weirdest thing about saplings is how some of them think they're *the* sapling and get possessive over a woman who doesn't know they exist.

>>46711293
Wait, she did??? That's awesome

>>46716579
This is exactly what I picture in my head when I think of saplings, thank you for this anon

>>46701418
Irys
Or at least, Irys has less filters

>>46694256
I don't watch f*males

>>46720195
It's entirely possible to be a fat vegan.

>>46694256
I am now

>>46712541
nah, what you wrote for Kiara and Mori also applies to Fauna. that last sentence isn't true.

>>46694278
based

>>46711984
Why would that make you horny..

>>46694256
I don't watch whores

>>46694256
I love being a sapling but I can't help but feel jealous of other girls' merch
will prep cute things for my bento box anyway but c'mon

>>46694256
I want to bully this plant so much...

>>46746092
There will never be an oppaipad of faufau's deceptively fat titties..

>he doesn't know about the sissy hypnosis that Fauna plays in every stream at 1% volume

>>46694256
He's right, you know.

>>46711984
Same

I'm a hooman, which is like being a chumbud with no downsides

>>46694256
Because of the saplings is why I tell them to fuck off. I got no problems with Fauna but you faggots are the problem.
You got literal diaperfags who proudly proclaim their mental illness

>>46701418
no way in fuck fauna is lewder than irys.

>>46694278
She has big hag energy with her interests and all. But she also embodies that "hag that still desperately clings to being the little princess loli she once was" vibe.

>>46697727
That's just being a woman. (Outside of Botan.)
Still, you're right. She's not "good" compared to the average male player, but she is significantly better than her female peers in HoloEN.

>>46699872
ID are even worse than EN. Kaela is really the only worthwhile one.

>>46701592
lol, you're just dense or underage if you think a woman being lewd is her openly talking about her vagina or whatever. REAL lewdness is being able to insinuate these things without being explicit about it.

>>46705921
>What are her struggles, aspirations and successes?
Building megastructures in Minecraft. That's a more ambitious goal than anyone in her group so I have to give credit where it's due.

>>46694256
I don't watch EN whores.

>>46720583
Your whore struggles to reach 10k everyday.
My oshi reaches 20k viewers during her poem time. We are not the same, ENshart.

>>46694256
Fauna is good, don't get me wrong but she can't compete with my Lamy in any capacity. Simple as.

>>46705921
*RAPES AND BEHEADS YOU*

>>46694256
>All of them are here
This is the only place where they can read true criticism unlike normieMedia where everyone is afraid of losing goodboy points

>>46752812
This is also the place for unhinged horny post and Gosling post. Many of them probably enjoy those as well, maybe even the rape posting.

>>46700870
well, it doesn't seem unreasonable for Hololive to have people who focus on streams, since that's most of their output, by weight.

>>46752812
>normieMedia
fuck off my thread, normalfag-kun

>>46711984
>>46750378
I'm 5' 10" and 200 pounds.

>>46711984
W-Why would you think that...!
Fauna told me that wearing frilly outfits is just the fashion thing, and her recommended diet makes my skin so soft... but it has nothing to do with being a femboy!

>>46756213
https://youtu.be/-5FHkexckEE?t=589
<3

>>46697689
>t-two more weeks!

>>46756094
Don’t let that hold you back anon. You can still /become/ cute, I believe in you!

>>46694256
I prefer single girls

>>46752003
This post made me feel old. Thank you.
But then, I really am as old as an hag would be...

>>46762026
I don't.

>>46758354
https://youtu.be/YZ4z0QhD92Y&t=27s

>>46694256
She can't really connect with her audience because she doesn't know how it feels to be embittered or angry. I mean, just look at /vt/ - 90% of our threads here are someone proclaiming they hate something or other.

>>46761889
I'm also bald and in my mid thirties.

I'm not into NTR

>>46769359
I am!

>>46769534
we know

Because I watch Pippa and Shondo is a phase friend. Fuck your tree whore.

>>46694340
All girls are bad at games.

>>46770282
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1637286931695382528
Retard, as expected of a Pippa viewer

>>46694256
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

>>46694278
This. Plus Riifu is her but better and does ASMR the right way.

>>46770282
retard

>>46769534
Woah, me too!
Especially if Mommy is converting me into a femboy so her husband can use me too!

>>46694493
What is the tag for that type of dress?

>>46694256
If you were around at debut, you know the downside.

>>46772107
super based
being a sapling is so much fun!

>>46772618
If watch Fauna, u a coock. It's all in the archive. Look for threads during her debut and a day after.

>>46772790
Yes we get it, it's old news. Saplings either don't care at all, or accept it ...and maybe even like it

I don't find the idea of being a fag enticing. Maybe in my next life.

>>46765101
I hate you.