/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ugliest cunny in hololive

I love my wife so much!!

I love her more than anything

LOVE GURA NOW

>>46673483
Gura...

>>46673448
woah that shrimp is white

Gura cute Gura cute!

man I would love to got to the concert but I can't...

>>46673603
Me too.. Im not able to drop 2k atleast to go to LA in the first place. Then pay even more to get a ticket and find a place to stay in that shithole, i also might get shanked who knows..

Gurass

I can't go to the concert and I don't give a shit because it's prerecorded anyway.

Gura please come back soon, im tired of watching anime again...Mainly because I keep finding characters I like and they keep dying and because I really really really really really miss you

>>46673790
You can always watch streams you don't care much about. Luna is being cute.

Holy hell, why is every yesbud in the vod comments full of esl retards

>>46673896
I have that stream up right now too. I don't normally pay much attention to JP streams because I still need to do my reps more

>>46673917
ikr, some of them are probably the same person too

>>46673752
are the MC sections going to be live anyway? fes had some cute moments from those

>>46674094
How would I know? I can't go either way.

How much are tickets for the concert supposed to be anyway? AX is already like 160.

>>46674243
No idea yet, they'll have to announce it during the collab tomorrow

i miss her. fuck

I've been exercising again.

>>46673454
My uggy cunny sharkie is gone :(((((

>>46674276
Fuck hope I can fit the budget to get them Def wanna go and possibly meet some of you autist.

>>46674279
Keep it up!

I miss Goob, goodnight..

>>46674279
I am proud of you repsbud

I just ran 5 miles. I hope I can lost some weight

>>46674388
Sharkdreams

>>46674094
Kiara was very clear that all of it is prerecorded. She wasn't even planning to meet anyone in EN again by the time of the concert

>>46674584
>prerecorded
What a scam

>>46674631
how new?

>>46674584
>>46674631
Gura told us it was not and said to us she wanted to say some things but could not because she was not allowed too. So one of them is lying. And if that was the case then the La show that is tickets are fixing to go on sell for is not live then why does she have to go to Japan because with all the recording they did they should have completed it all. I wonder if that thing that was posted weeks ago was true and she is going back for that.

>>46674701
Its not telling but with all the stuff she clams she has recorded that we never did see is ether not up for release yet or they scrapped that stuff altogether. If the recordings took place to start with.

>>46674584
You already posted this in global, fuck off

My shark wife

>replying to himself in a dead thread
how pathetic

I love Gabby!

oh shit gura cum
https://youtu.be/H6qNYSi9XGQ?t=13038

>>46674957
>Gura
>Think

>>46674903
I don't dislike Gabby

>>46674903
I love both gura and gabby

>>46675084

>>46674980
I hate how we have to watch her and the other girls to get the information she will not give us that would make for good streams and good content and would also make a shit load of money for her doing so.

>>46675157
Cry about it, faggot.

>>46675157
I know dreambud sorry.

>>46675180
It's comfy hours, wait a while to start your samefagging arguments.

>>46675232
retard

T u T

>>46675298
holy gurass

>>46675298
I need to goom

>>46675495
All the feet lately reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_5TOJJODQ&t=8270s

>>46675570
Feet have dropped off a lot, but I still find Gura's feet very erotic.

>>46675632
Not in 2023 they haven't. Feet are back on the menu in a big way.

Comfy

I want more art of Gura running around naked in minecraft.

The dino festival!

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

I love her

>>46676084
Not as much as I do tho

Stream in 15 hours 100%

>>46676251
false. I love her the most

Buds, now I'm getting little girls "subliminal" videos based on Gura recommended to me.
What do?

>>46676495
Link them. I want them in my recommended too.

>>46676080
Depends. I can't really see she shape of its buttocks, it's hard to make a good judgement this way.
I may need more reference images of the hips of this creature from behind.

>>46676284
Should we start gambling on whether or not Gura will stream?

>>46676529
Fine but only one, I don't want you guys to go too far with them. It's actually very nice and soothing. The crackle of fire with Gura's singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yqEjEPabDs

>>46676605
what is subliminal about this?

>>46676541
Sure

>>46676605
>_own desired streaming tools and set-up
uhhh the real Gura doesn't have this one

>>46676661
I was confused at first too but then I saw the playlist. Some of the lexicon like "subbie" I'm not sure about, I don't know guys.

>>46676595
I bet three can of shark juice and a gura's cunny wiping tshirt

>>46676679
Looks like it could be able to withstand the pistoning force of a shaft type object up to 30 centimeters length and 20 centimeters circumference.
I may need a live specimen for experimentation.

>>46676595
20 bucks and brisk she WILL stream

>>46676595
I bet 50 Gura Cutes that Gura will be cute.

i am the april fool.

>>46676976
*cums in you*
*you are pregnant*
*it's triplets*

I'm back from work and it's time to goom then go to bed shortly after. Such is my routine.

I like Gura side profile the most.
Her flat chest slightly peaking out is so erotic and it makes me horny.

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's current direction in regards to streams and communication here.
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

>>46677108
Pedo

>>46677108
I love my job as a swimming instructor. I get paid to watch little girls move their bodies in the pool ToT

>>46677115
Where do I leave feedback about direction of your whiny dipshit posts?

>>46677189
Why would you want to do that?

>>46677160
Uhuh

>>46677209
Because you niggerfaggot always whining. You don't care about Gura at all. After reading last thread, I think you creepy faggots deserve all the ghosting.

>>46673448
I never thought I'd be okay with her not streaming, but now part of me doesn't want her to come back.

Make Gura shlick herself:
https://poal.me/max3dc

Vote and reply describing how you would ravage her kani with your ebi.

>>46677160
Not in prison yet, I see.

>>46677307
options are too big

>>46677307
I imagine her sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love her so much it's unreal.

>>46677249
If I didn't care about Gura I wouldn't keep "whining" about it, retard.

>>46677384
Ogey, keep whining. I don't want to see 'why didn't she shares her story anymore bros...' from you niggerfaggot

>>46677366
That's a chart for frozen shrimps you find in grocery stores.
There's more species out there.

>Tickets for this concert will go on sale on April 5th PDT / April 6th JST
Then still 3 hours 50 minutes left?

Does she realize how much this is hurting her fans? Does she even care?

>>46677612
It's 7pm 5 April in JST right now.

>>46677738
What's with that face, you brat!?

Do any of you still believe she's single?

>>46677777
Quints of correction.

Don't you guys have evening prayer to do? Why shitpost here of all things

>>46677783
I don't know and she will never confirm or deny anything because if she really is single it would damage the image of the other girls who aren't (basically all of EN and most of JP) and if she isn't then she will lose half of her members but I want to believe because I love her an unhealthy amount.

>>46677899
If by prayer you mean my morning goom, I just did it.

>>46677783
If she really did have a man around they've done a piss poor job of taking care of her.

>>46678130
One could same the same about M*ri.
>drunkard
>degenerate
>foul mouthed

>>46678130
Sorry that's my fault

Gura isn't upholding her side of the deal.

>>46678592
I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1643566529055961088
Rejoice chumbuds! It looks like the latest reason for her to not stream has been released!

>>46678699
>Gura's internet is so dead that they can't do the collab
Based, the world revolves around my sharkwfie.

>>46677783
She said the only people who ever saw her naked were the nurses when she was born and her parents.
It's hard to be in a relationship and avoid being seen naked by the other, especially during sex... unless she had clothed sex all the time.

If she lied about this then she should just graduate and get married because otherwise she's just manipulating her fans to make money like any generic twitch thot.

>>46678751
>get married
Yeah me

Goob morning, but mostly goob night.

I hope she keeps playing Minecraft when she comes back. She doesn't need to make her complex over unfinished projects worse.

>>46678699
>change in schedule
What does this mean? The venue has already been booked. The only thing I can think of is they can't contact Gura to record the announcement.

>>46678792
Goob morning

Butt

>>46679255

wow, an actual comfy hour at this time

>>46679634
based

I love gura

>>46678751
>he doesn't get it
She only said that because of the lore of her hololive character Grudge Gunner just like the other ENs say she's the smallest of the bunch, they were never honest in regards to Gura.
There's no way someone as pretty as her can be still single in her 20s, she used to go to the gym and she goes outside all the time.
I go to the gym and I see Chads hitting on pretty and average girls all the fucking time, she was definitely a Chad magnet and got hit on at least a few times.
Now I assume she's just very good at hiding it and avoiding the topic because I don't want to delude myself too much even if my soul cries for me to be wrong this time.
The reason I still love her is because in spite of all the lies she still feels like a good and empathic person to me, like when recently she got emotional after people in chat said they are happy to see her every day. It's not her first time she shows this side of herself and I'm really in love with this part of her.
She's just a bit childish and spiteful, like in times like these for example.
The reason she's not streaming or communicating much is because she feels like Cover took advantage of her desperation back in 2020 and 2021 and she wants to get back to them, she's too immature to realize she's making a lot of people sad.
If you want to talk about this sort of things you'd better sage your posts to avoid catalogfags and trolls to notice the thread and turn it in another shithole. I'm deleting this post in 5 minutes anyway because I know someone is gonna bump regardless.

>>46679736
Oy! Keep your fingies away from my daughter!

im pretty sure the word c omfy activates the bot

>>46679602
Look what you've done

>passpartout 2 perms
I hope goob plays this
drawing zatsu is pretty good

marine drawin gloob btw

>>46679970
it's true

>>46679970
Based horny pirate

>>46679970
wow isreal!!

dorito goob

marine boobies are too distracting

>>46680000
>>46680022
KKK gura.jpg

>sill doesn't realize we want to hear from her every day despite being told so every day for nearly 3 years and recently having in epiphany about it
I love this retard but God damn her autism levels are insane sometimes.
Just tweet goobmorning every day or some shit. It's not that hard.

>>46680203
Meaningless tweets will soon be taken for granted and be nothing but a burden on her. She's doing the right thing by only tweeting when she has a shitpost that passes muster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83gjn1_GYRc
No Gura.

>>46680438
She will stream for two hours before so she can raid into it, right?

>>46680438
Oh look at the time slot, 2 hours after gura’s. No public stream today as well, still some hope for a members…

>>46680466
>>46680546
How many times are you going to reply to me? Fuck off.

>>46680476
what does sameimasu mean?

>>46680146

So what is gura up to these days ?

>>46680649
Inaccurate. Gura has never watched that stream.

>>46680438
She does not stream on days they do stuff like this so I don't think we will see her today.

>>46680704
>>46680710
holy autism batman

>holo connect announcement guaranteed excuse to not stream
>Mumei outfit coming up in a few days
Just fucking kill me. Someone sever my bond to this shark already, I wanna go back to being a clip watcher or some shit, watching streams has ruined me

>>46680649
kek
menherabuds put your absolute dismay into something productive like this bud

I love Gura
I love Gura!!
I LOVE GURAAA!!!

>>46681030
Not as much as I do tho

>>46680893
She can always stream earlier or later if need be, she literally did that when starsEN debuted.

>>46677307
>tfw 5" dick
>tfw 5'10" tall
I'm just a waste of DNA. The dick may be average but if I'm not 6' then I will always be a secondary option to her which means my life is almost pointless at this point.

>>46681195
One time exception, now every mini event is a reason not to stream

>>46681375
It's not even a stream, it's a premier

>>46681342
Reminder that Gura liked this.

>>46681407

>>46681305
Hey that's me!

>>46681407
And this. I love this brat so fucking much.

>>46681726
be careful anon, jannies around here might ban you

doko...

>>46679766
thats why i'm testing it
>>46679783
i swear i'm innocent

I'm confused. You all told me she would definitely be streaming yesterday. Why is she ghosting again?

>>46682083
Because you stink

>>46682083
I almost wonder if her ISP fucked her over again

>>46682083

>>46682275
ISP/wifi issues = I'm stressed therefore I'll forget everything and go out for a few days.

>>46682547
kek, but her tail is just like boobs right?

>>46673448
Stream in a month? Or should we start waiting for the summer return?

>>46682646
Birthday stream for sure

I told you they were going to postpone the ticket sale, maybe even the concert itself.
They must have fucked up the reservation for the concert or something.

>>46682622
Yes, thicc and squishy T u T

Loli on my lap T o T

>>46683087
jesas look at that plump tail TuT
look at that adorable armpit TuT why is she so perfect

I want Gura to be my abusive gf.

How we feelin, buds?

I love this little slutty semon demon!

>>46683534
empty

>>46683534
doing aight, missing gooba tho. watching wawa right now, she's doing card opening

>>46683534
Feeling great, just finished my lifting reps.

>>46683534
feels great, shark soon

>>46683700
Oh fuck me I forgot about that, thanks for the reminder

>>46683534
pretty good. waiting for my new oshi to start streaming pretty soon

>>46683919
Gura's not streaming soon, tho

>>46683919
return to your post

>>46683919
Yeah Gabby Gabriela EN3

>>46680438
She can do member stream early like she always do

>>46684269
Fucking love the Gabster

Sex with a fembud.

>>46684269
UOOOOOHHH GABBY

Chumbuds nooooo!
Even if Gabby looks a little bit like Gura you have to resist the seductress Gabby!

>>46683534
alive outside

>>46684750
Gabby is the Gura killer that has been prophesied for years

>>46680438
What the fuck is holo trials? I read the description and still don't know what it is

>>46684750
Gabby is GUra

>>46684993
meds

>>46684993
Everyone knows Mumei is Gura

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>46684750
I don't think any chumbies can resist this

is this goom perms?

another one

MY WIFE IS AWAKE

>>46685273
I will not submit to lust
I will not submit to lust
I will not submit to lust

>>46685330
>>46685387
Yes. You may now proceed to goom chumbies.

WIFE

wife

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>deleted my twitter 30 mins ago
>gura comes back
I guess she hated me that much.

>ame activity right after
is she in LA
then straight on to Japan?

>>46685406
>>46685271
>>46685518
>>46685571
>>46685578
all me

why does tweetdeck forget to do the ding noise sometimes

She's alive ;_;

>so desperate that a random retweet is cause for celebration

>>46685974
my ding ding dong?

GURA YOU BETTER STREAM TODAY YOU BRAT
LET ME LOVE YOU

>>46686031
I want to touch Gura's tra la la

>>46685999
Grim!

>>46685999
Please don't use Miosha for your shitposting

>>46686153
stop replying to average catalogshitter
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/filename/1661134801921553.jpg/

Enjoy your only content of the week chumbies

It's a good sign that Gura had Twitter activity this early at 10am edt. It usually means we are getting a stream. On her days off she doesn't do Twitter this early if at all.

Anyone with tweet deck, was that RT from her phone or PC?

>>46686315
>edt
hate

>>46686244
That's not true. Kiara also opened a Gura tcg card on her stream. More stream time than Gura will have on her channel

>>46686315
She'll be too tired to stream today at the usual time.

>>46686315
Yeah but she's recovering from a horrific sunburn and needs at least a week off

>>46686104
You wage slavin at the grocery store?

Wonder if we'll get a member stream next or if minecraft addiction returns.

>>46686388
we are in daylight savings time, not standard time

>>46686471
graduation announcement

I'm the king of /ggg/.

Pizza Tower today

>>46686565
My onahole has arrived just in time

>>46686532
Nope. If we don't get a member's today, we will get Minecraft.

>>46686565
Onahole...

>Jenma was the manager that shared Okayu clips to Gura.
It all makes sense now....

>>46678751
>abandoning a 6 digits job because of a minority of butthurt fans

>>46686565
Where have you been? I need to goom

>>46686658
pretty based

senzawa’s a slut

>>46686658
continue sharing all possibly Gura related things here thank you

>>46686466
Nah I found a rose on my carwash lot. Thought it would be funny. I am not a wagie.

>>46686624
You've been saying "today for sure" for a week, bud

>>46686793
nope not the same guy.

>>46686724
Yeah. With me.

>>46686793
That guy is a fag, I am the real today for sure guy and today for sure

>>46686658
Where did this info come from? I don't remember Gura talking about being sent Okayu clips from a manager. But I have a shit memory.

I want Gura to play Geoguessr but I think she's too paranoid cuz there is a part where the other girls have to hide the screen in between rounds because it shows your location or something? No way Gura would take that chance. That could be why she didn't do it with Ame while she was in Japan

>>46674903
gabby is the chumbud town bike because she's a desperate gura wannabe, not even close to being the real deal

>>46687183
https://youtu.be/khNeta1CsAg?t=525

>>46683329
I will never not get a boner when Gura talks about her feet.
Sometimes I wish she'd kick me to death in the balls.

I could fit her entire shoulder in my mouth T o T

>>46674903
G-Gabby looks soft and inviting. Gura I'm sorry...

Gura sex Gura sex

>>46687492
Oh over a year ago, that's why I forgot. But who said it was the manager that sent them to her, Kiara?

>>46687764
Apparently Jenma oshi is Okayu

Looks like this Holo trials thing doesn't have Gura in it. I won't be watching then.

Do you think Gura shitposts on /vt/

>>46687834
yeah she wrote this

Random thought here. If Gura is part shark and anime girl. Does that mean her urethra and anus are just there for sexual pleasure?!?! Becuz sharks do the pee pee poo poo through their skin. Does that also mean she constantly smell like shit? Does that mean she's by far the most disgusting anime character of all time? Cuz she would be 8k years old and would have ate and shit God knows how many times through her skin. When she did that Wii Fit thing, did she piss through her skin instead of sweating? Does this mean she cools her body off by pissing herself? Does this mean Gura needs to clarify wtf is going on? Or am I over thinking or smth.

>>46686518
i was expressing my hatred for dst

>>46687834
gura? probably not
gabby absolutely does though

>>46687822
They are going to speak Japanese of course they didn't invite her

Mori will likely be overlapping the Holotrials thing so I'm pretty sure Gura can too.

>>46688047
Why are they speaking Japanese for something that is solely for Hololive English? They could just use Japanese subtitles

good morning chumbies
i hope today is a good day

>>46688285
skin hort pls undastand

SR guwa!

>>46688335
Welcome to hololive, anon. Enjoy your stay

what the hell is holotrials?
none of the holos I care about have posted anything about it

>>46688508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83gjn1_GYRc

>>46688573
>ina has adopted the gura method of just not posting about stuff she's involved in
lovely

>>46688508
probably like the mini gameshow type streams they do on the JP channel since a-chan is taking over the EN channel. so hopefully it won't be a barren wasteland any longer with 2/3 streama being about the homos

>>46688747bme
also the videos the upload to the JP channel might be done as streams since subs aren't needed/they likely won't be done in the studio

>>46688747
Yep. Imagine the shitty gameshow with EN during holofes but without understanding anything they are saying. Just look for the announcements on twitter and skip the stream

>>46689012

>>46689012
imagine the wave of stank every time she lifts her legs

>>46689058

What would sex with Gura smell like?

>>46689550
Don't bathe for a week, shave your pubes, and boil it with your smegma

Are we sure Gura doesn't hate us?

>>46689638
I thought everyone was on the same page that she despises her fans?

Wither collab confirmed this month so that is something at least

>>46689734
That was confirmed a while ago but it's good that it hasn't been unconfirmed.

>>46689734
>so that is something at least
It shouldn't have to be like this...

why the fuck is she up at 4AM again

>>46689734
That's too many streams. Gura needs to rest.

>>46689734
I genuinely don't care anymore. I just want Gura to stream.

Even if Gura never comes back at least our memory of her won't be tarnished...

>>46689931
That is a stream. Only antis think collabs don't count.

>>46689911
>4am

>>46689911
It's literally not 4am anywhere in the world. Not even in Hawaii or Christmas Island.

It's thundering too often for me to sleep. Fuck.

>>46690216
Sorry, that's my balls slapping Gura's asshole. I'll try to be quieter

>>46690216
that storm passed though last night. like 6 hours of non-stop thunder and lightning

>>46689911
4am? Her Twitter activity was at 10am in her time zone. Eastern time

>>46689794
It was postponed because Gura got sick and then the jp collab. Last week Kiara said it's back on, so yes, it wasn't 100% confirmed still happening until now

>>46690616
Yeah but Gura skin hort now

>>46690616
It was 100% confirmed last week.

>>46687928
Bot post.

Does gura eat her shed skin like a reptile does?

>>46690794
Same doko? Gura doko? Neko same doko? Gawr doko? Goomba doko? Gura WHERE???
GURA??? STREAM??? PLEASE??? GURA??? HELLO GURA GURA GURA??? Gwombus...
Gawr Gura is a FUCKING virtual YouTuber affiliated with FUCKING Hololive English. She is a FUCKING member of Hololive English - Myth (stylized as FUCKING HoloMyth), alongside Takanashi Kiwawa, Mori Kawaiiope , Nino, and AMMMMMMME. She FUCKING debuted on September 13, 2020, and has since become the most subscribed FUCKING virtual YouTuber, amassing over 4 million subscribers. Her livestreams DO NOT FUCKING EXIST but focus on entertainment, and primarily consist of DOING FUCKING NOTHING AND SLEEPING IN THE BED STUPID FUCKING SHAAAAAAARK. Gura is often called "Same-chan" in Japan AND IN THE FUCKING LAST LAYERS OF INFERNO FROM THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED.
GURA GURA GURAGURA GURA GURA GURA Gura a stream would be nice. Gura? Goomba? Gargonzola? Same doko?
LALALA I'M NOT STREAMING I'M SAME DOKO I'M CUTE! SAME DOKO? IN YOUR MOM'S ASS LOOOOOOOOOOL KEKEKEK 555555555555555 <--- KAELA OWNED LOL but anon my mom's dead. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *KFP lights up a candle in memory of anon's mom and mistakenly burns half of the Amazon forest (where Gura's favorite type of women live: the Amazon titty mommies)*

OH NYO *sees bulge* huhahaha HOOCHA! *castrates you* *starts eating it* mmmmmmm yummy tasty
It's been 15 years since Gawr Gura from Hololive EN's last stream. Today I had an interview with her that I thought I should release before this year ends. Hope you enjoy this interview as much as >we did.
>Me: -"Are you going to stream, Gura?"
>Gura: -"No."
Thanks for reading. Please feel free to share it, and subscribe for more to come.
That chumbud going schizo? Yeah, me.
/ggg/ is having a meltdown... *Abnormality first trumpet theme starts playing*

CUT MY MOLD INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
PROCRASTINATION, NOT STREAMING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY CHUMBIES ARE SCREAMING

Why did she do it brrrrrrrrrrros I dunno why she did it *hehehehehehehehes in indonesian and gura doesn't STREAM*
.GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA

Gawr goomba cute.

SHARK LAZY!!!!!
LAZY
ANNOYING
STUPID
LAME
but cute :3
GURA STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Licking shark's pissy cunny clean in 3 2 1 ぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろ *mammoth trumpets in the distance*
Gura is busy with the following projects:
fucking Ame
fucking Ina
fucking Fauna
fucking Mori
fucking Kiara
fucking fucking Amelia Watson from Hololive en 3rd gen Miracles. I can feel it in my bones!!! (Deadbeat, btw)
fucking not streaming
fucking Yeah, me
playing Rust
playing Muse Dash
All of this? Obviously, stricly off stream. These are the orders, obviously.
The nuances of chumbuds make it a fascinating subject to explore, especially given the broad variety of opinions as to what makes someone a chumbud. These objects are all based on the Atlantis myth, and we should keep that in mind, when we first encounter them naked in an elementary school.
Note: (no delivery)
>When was the temple built?
>*Stone Toss guy with Gura's hoodie* Temple?
And thus, a new chapter was born. But a new stream?
LALALALA

A. A!!!
OH NONONONONO BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? IS THIS THE MOST POWERFUL VTUBER OHNONONONONONO *STREAMS ONCE A YEAR AND GAINS MORE THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MY FAMILY TREE* Anon status? MOGGED
Current story: Gura goes in Africa
One day, Gura went in an African village. Many starving children gathered around her
>I have a cookie!
>*drops it*
>Awwwww I dropped the cookie, owww... *eats the cookie in front of child*
RATE THE STORY

GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA What I was saying? Oh yeah, GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA *rubrubrubrubrub* wait fuck this is not dino gura's belly, this is Twappi's futa dick.... *rub rub rub* magenta text when? Imagine the kino. Niggerman join 4chan's devs immediately! *Gura dresses as Super Mario and mentally destabilizes Lovecraft across 50 states* bing bing HOOCHA!

I AM NOT CRAZY!
I am not crazy! I know she swapped those timelines. I knew she got into Hololive in 1984. Years before 2020. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she killed Mori in the beta timeline. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. Ame's time traveling clock! Are you telling me that she just happend to have it? No! She orchestrated it! GURA! She pissed in Fauna's mouth! And I watched her! And I shouldn't have. I showed her my super chat money! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never stream! Ever since the alpha timeline, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of fate! But not our Goomba! Couldn't be precious Gura! Stealing from YAGOO blind! And SHE gets to be an Hololiver? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you have to stop her, you-

>>46690884
Who doesn't?

>>46690884
I do, therefore so does she.

>>46691091
More like so does she because she's admitted it.

>>46691068
based

So what changed in gura's storage room when choco visited it? What did the progress look like? I missed it.

>>46691274
There was progress??????????????????????

uuuuuuuuu guwwwaaaaaaa

>>46691274
Last I looked she just added another waterfall on top

>>46691274
Choco didn't visit, she just looked at the trident and walked past

When did Gura log in to MC? Is she still online?

>>46691348
Yes? She's been playing minecraft every day since Sunday, of course there's at least some progress.

>>46691683
Nobody has been talking about this. The fuck.

>>46691735
That's because the rest of us can't hear the voices in his head

>>46691735
He's lying, she hasn't been online since the last stream

Kiara said that Gura is playing minecraft all the time, she meant her recent stream right? I'm sure Gura hasn't been playing offstream for past week

>>46691853
Haven't seen any progress since the last stream, though I didn't watch any minecraft streams today.

Gura still wants to be eaten btw

She still isn't streaming? Why? A little bit more and she's turning into the EN Ayame.

>>46692629
Anon... she streams less than Ayame

Anyone else really really really really love Gura?

>>46692723
yeah me

>>46692697
Ayame streams for now and then stops and you'll see her again after like 9 months. Gura is not at that level yet.
I honestly don't get why Gura can't even stream an hour daily. Or even x3 a week. She rarely goes out, doesn't have extra work like Ina, and she's this way.

>>46692723
I love Gura the most

>>46692870
I think management has her in meetings like 10-20 hrs a week and it burns her out.

>>46693048
Now this is cope

>>46692697
nah bro, trust me, even counting all the past 6 months from gura, it's nothing compared to what ayame puts us through.
although ayame has gotten better at communication and has a twitter sub account where she says random stuff (which I wish gura could do)

>>46692870
>I honestly don't get why Gura can't even stream an hour daily. Or even x3 a week.
Gura doesn't like streaming. It's not that she can't, she doesn't want to

>>46693048
We know she's playing MC during some of them so either she's moved on to a new game or they don't have her in meetings lately.

>>46693048
>I think management has her in meetings like 10-20 hrs a week
If a company has 10-20 hours of meeting with a single talent that's a crisis severity of utmost proportions.
>>46693134
If she doesn't like streaming why not ask management that she wants to change her style? I've seen someone here (I DON'T KNOW If IT'S TRUE) that she was so surprised when people actually love that she streams. What the fuck is that? Two plus years in the business and still has imposter syndrome?

>>46693324
Nigger doesn't even watch streams.

>>46693379
It was a membership stream.

>>46693430
That's not the only stream you didn't watch in that post.

>>46692870
>>46693048
>>46693134
You'll have to ask Gura why she barely streams anymore. There's no point in making up rrats.

>>46693467
she has creative block and is doubting her abilities to be entertaining

so no streams today?

>46693467
it is pretty safe to assume she doesn't like streaming, if she did, she would find time to do so. If she has time to watch Breaking Bad, she has time to stream

>>46693562
What do you think?

>>46693529
Then tell her that doesn't matter and getting streams out is more important to us. You can't be "entertaining" when you're literally not making content.

>>46693529
Kaela barely fucking talks in her streams and people still like her.

>>46693584
I'm not making any assumptions. People need to ask Gura why she doesn't stream anymore. We need answers cause this has been going on for way too long.

>>46693662
>>46693696
It's obvious that Gura has different standards for her channel and content.

Its pretty C word in here

>>46693727
You might want to work on getting her to answer whether she is going to stream anymore before trying to ask why.