/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46652559
At least she’s up front about it unlike gura

somewhat bitchy

>>46652559
why is she like this?

>>46652559
>Kronii's manager will never tell her to give you paizuri

At least she listens to them. Gura's has to tweet for her.

>>46652559
Based

>>46652983
>giving someone you hate a paizuri
that's kinda hot

>>46652559
I don't like deadpan meta self-aware comedy.

>>46653185
>gura's has to tweet for her
>mumei has to voice gura and pretend to be her
>gura can't even figure out how wifi works

>>46652559
Comes off as weirdly passive-aggressive.

>>46652559
Based.
EN management deserves absolutely no respect given their absolute shitty performance.

>>46653402
So normal kronii then

>>46652639
>>46653185
Maybe this is why gura is popular there isn’t single, non general, thread that won’t bring her up fascinating

>>46652793
she hates being a vtuber

>>46652559
based kronster big leaguing management

goomba would never

>>46652559
You made a thread to remind everyone to buy merch while they can? That’s so sweet of you anon.

>>46652559
I dislike her immensely however, that's in character for her.

>>46652559
Artia vibes.

>>46652639
gura's schtick is being a dumb cutie, not a bitch

>>46652639
fpbp unfortunately

>>46652559
top notch shilling of what is supposed to be very profitable for her. dumb bitch.

>>46652559
What the fuck is her problem?

>>46654701
Problem is, her character is so indistinguishable from her it’s ridiculous. I’d be fine with watching some larp as a depressed big titty anime girl. It’s not nearly as fun watching someone who’s actually depressed and doesn’t give a fuck.

>>46652559
Hmm? Doesn't these usually sell out like hotcakes in minutes for popular chubas?

>>46655770
Kronii’s merch didn’t have limited items on it, so it’s the basic bundle for everyone.

>>46652559
Kronii is peak reddit

>>46655601
being a passive aggressive bitch about everything is her THING, anon! Isn't it so in character for Kronii? Classic Kronii!

>>46652559
gura deflection thread

>>46652559
i don't get it, what's wrong with just saying buy my merch cause it ends in a week?

>>46652559
seriously i never care with EN side shenanigans, but this really make me lost respect

So which JP will the passerbys blame this time?

>>46652559
>Her merch didn't sell out
>Fauna's sold out in seconds
Unicorns won.

>Kronii streamed 2 times after her birthday
>Fauna streamed more with a shill slide during super chat reading
Wow I wonder which one will sell more

>>46656467
holy retard

>>46656781
>>46657501
Unicorns won.

>>46658031
but Bae the homo lover sold more than fauna and IRyS,

>>46658184
>source: my ass

>>46658184
she had a headstart

In EN terms, unicorn is just a codeword for anti reactionary /vpol9k/ poisoned chud.

None of you watch streams nor buy merch. JP unicorns laugh at how pathetic you swine are.

>>46658223
>he doesn't know

>>46658240
delicious cope

>>46653468
The current cope in her general is that she doesn't have to stream and if you want her to stream, you're an anti.

>>46652559
This would be endearing behavior if she didn't collab with males.

>>46652559
She just doesn't give a fuck anymore. Graduation imminent.

>>46658184
Men like women that talk to other men more than "pure" girls. Virgins are boring. Whores bring more spice and fun to the table.

dont you have friends

this is funny
she had the worst bday stream I'd ever seen though

>>46659501
I don't watch streams what happened

>>46653334
Me neither, I stopped watching her because of her tone and general attitude too. People shit on her for the male collab bullshit, but honestly, she showed signs of being a total dipshit way before those fags even existed. To me, her biggest sin is still how unbearably boring she is and how Bae ended up doing more voice acting than this supposed voice acting enthusiast.

>>46659654
no, her greatest sin is wasting a wada arco model. just imagine if a fatefag or a jp had gotten it.

>>46659775
>chuuni dual-wielding weapons with actual chuuni animation
>does fuck all with it
just terrible.

>>46653455
imagine being given a golden goose and instead of treating it well you bring in a bunch of shitty male ducks and have no idea why you aren't getting more golden geese

>>46658816
only manwhores with warty dicks like whores

>>46658265
>anti reactionary /vpol9k/ poisoned chud.

Jesas, care to add a few more buzzwords in there buddy?

>>46652639
is this the fastest deflection of all time

>>46661712
deflection any% wr

>>46652559
>Presented without comment
please comment

>>46657501

>>46666034
holy shit i never noticed the frog post included
what an awful chuba fuck me

>>46658816
t. whore

>>46658816
This is what blown out roasties tell virgin girls to ruin them because they're vindictive and want everyone to be as used up and worthless as they are.
Truly malicious.

>>46655770
Maybe for other Holo members, but look at this - can you say that it's selling out like hotcakes for Kronii? (Keep in mind, though, that Kronii doesn't have the limited set like other CouncilRyS member)
>Ceres Fauna Birthday Celebration 2023
>Birthday Merch Complete Set Limited Edition 1000 $109.00 $109,000.00
>Birthday Merch Complete Set 359 $109.00 $39,131.00
>Kirin's Bento Box 70 $20.00 $1,400.00
>Kirin's Chopsticks with Case 144 $13.00 $1,872.00
>Kirin's Water Bottle 129 $27.00 $3,483.00
>Sapling Plushie 235 $31.00 $7,285.00
>ASMR Voice "Private Tea Time with Fauna" 290 $20.00 $5,800.00
>$167,971.00

>IRyS Birthday Celebration 2023
>Birthday Merch Complete Set Limited Edition 1000 $89.00 $89,000.00
>Birthday Merch Complete Set 639 $89.00 $56,871.00
>The "Spring of Hope" TapestRyS(Tapestry) 173 $24.00 $4,152.00
>The Tofu? Mouse PadRyS(Mouse Pad) 658 $39.00 $25,662.00
>The Bloom & Gloom SlippeRyS(Room Slippers) 139 $27.00 $3,753.00
>$179,438.00

>Ouro Kronii Birthday Celebration 2023
>Birthday Merch Complete Set 305 $96.00 $29,280.00
>Eternity Acrylic Clock 123 $39.00 $4,797.00
>Burger Time Box 48 $20.00 $960.00
>Infinite Hug Boros 2WAY Neck Pillow 104 $31.00 $3,224.00
>Situation Voice "Sleeping In" 156 $7.00 $1,092.00
>$39,353.00

>Hakos Baelz Birthday Celebration 2023
>Birthday Merch Complete Set Limited Edition 1000 $94.00 $94,000.00
>Birthday Merch Complete Set 822 $94.00 $77,268.00
>"Strawberry Princess" Tapestry 300 $24.00 $7,200.00
>"Sweetness" Dessert Spoon and Fork Set 194 $16.00 $3,104.00
>"The Rat Sack" Crossbody Bag 1082 $35.00 $37,870.00
>Situation Voice "Strawberry Princess" 112 $7.00 $784.00
>$220,226.00

>>46656467
>>46658031
And other lies unicorns spread.

>>46652793
She knows she doesn't have to even pretend to try.

>>46667285
>clockTard
>$39,353.00
Graduate this failure already!

>>46667362
>Fauna
>Unicorn-friendly

>>46667285
Brutally mogged

>>46652559
I *need* to tongue Kronii's ass

>>46667435
To be fair, part of Kronii's merch "issue" was they were too physically big and drove the shipping cost to the sky

There's nothing wrong with shilling your merch everytime. Look at what Bae did for the whole month of shilling it every stream. It clearly works.

>>46667285
Hopefully this makes Cover realize they need to add non-expedited shipping options NOW

>>46667725
There is nothing wrong with shilling your merch, indeed. However, it's rather "questionable" to act like you are above it and only doing it because your manager asked.

>>46667853
>x4.5 shipping
What the fuck?

>>46667285
>she just adds -RyS to every word and laughs like she just told the world's greatest joke

>>46667453
Not my fault unicorns use her name.

>>46667907
Yeah mentioning her manager when shilling is pretty unnecessary.

>>46652559
But that's funny so what's the problem?

>>46667285
>>"The Rat Sack" Crossbody Bag 1082 $35.00 $37,870.00
Didn't expect it to be popular desu

>>46668046
Show me your laughing face

>>46667853
Cucked by Vesper and FedEx. Grim.

>>46660465
well if the goal is to get more golden geeses and assuming all of the ones you have are female, how do you expect them to reproduce?

>>46660465
Bettel makes more money than most of HoloEN though

>>46652559
>83 replies getting mad about a merch tweet

>>46652639
>>46653185
>>46656251
why are kronies like this?

>>46669178
sit on my face kronii

I don't get it. What am I supposed to be mad about?

>>46667285
>>46667853
People should be mad about the shipping cost.

>>46668135
I'm surprised too, but it's probably the most functional piece of merch (and surprisingly not too expensive). I also appreciate Bae's power-level-hiding approach to the design so that you can avoid looking like a complete weirdo if you decided to use it in public.

>>46667853
This is why I have started ordering on geekjack again, Ames hat was $20 cheaper that way

>>46654026
Why doesn't she quit?

>>46672422
Friends and money

>>46672422
complementary rimjobs are tough to quit

>>46667285
Bae gets good art.
>>46667362
It was so popular, uh, that they made more!

>>46667907
It's just stupid. It doesn't encourage sales. Isn't merch a huge moneymaker for the girls? Is she so stupid that she isn't interested in making money selling actual stuff to her fans and not just farming SC?

>>46672422
Do you think anyone else would hire her, for any job, with that attitude?

>>46673305
Probably just played too much into her aloof image (or personality if that's how she is IRL too). i.e: the kind of "Oh, I don't really care, shilling is a pain, but it'll be good if you buy them".