/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46561413
Most of them does but Okayu says she loves seeing comment imagining how dating her would be

>>46561413
They’re powertripping egomaniacs, of course they do

>>46561413
Anon, imagine this - thousands of sweaty, musky anons jerk off their smegma-ridden cocks to you every day. Doesn't that turn you on?

>>46561659
Honestly? Hot af.
I want Fauna to tell me i' a good boy as she getsme to explode all over her

>>46561820
no, but i'm not into guys. If I knew thousands of woman were masturbating to me, i'd get rock hard. Be a nice confidence boost too.

>>46561827
That sounds good though I would like to bust all over Kaela while she’s gaming and has a bored expression

>>46561413
Yes. All females are like this.

>>46561515
Based Okayu, true GFE

>>46561882
okay, fair enough, I understand. Let's revise it then.
Anon, imagine this - thousands of sweaty, musky femanons jerk off their smegma-ridden femcocks to you every day. Doesn't that turn you on?

Who is the least lewded Holo? Spare me the coomers as much as possible

Faufau would count every sperm you jizz on her and tell you about how the tail on your semen works.
At least until the jar fills up to the point she's neck deep in it and all she can do is say uuuu as everyone keeps jizzing in there.

>>46562080
Why cant they be clean femcocks?

>>46562117
Thats hot im gonna use this for a fanfic

>>46562080
I think it's unfair to assume most holofans are unkempt and ugly, the "Weeb is gross and doesn't go outside" stereotype is overdone and outdated.

>>46562286
why are you like this? I don't go into threads dedicated to guys with cocks and say "akshually men's average penis is half the size" or to a thread with fit girls and say "oh that's offending, most women have an average physique".
God damn it, why can't I have my sexual fantasies and not be kinkshamed?

>>46562439
you asked me a question: I gave an answer. IDK what you want from me

>>46562439
Akshaully kink shaming is my kink.
Also imagine all the DBZ weebs doing push ups and exercising to be like Goku and you're trapped in a room with them and you're not on birth control.
It's only a matter of time before someone kamehamehas your uterus.

Please don't use my oshi to shitpost.

>>46562634
>Kamehameha's your uterus
I'm stealing that

>>46562648
I'm a horny needy sappling. No one can stop me

>>46561820
My cock is clean I was it every day

>>46562720
Kek just imagine two weebs going at it in the bedroom. The guy is banging the girl and suddenly he just closes his eyes and focuses.
The girl gasps and says 'I can feel your power levels rising! It's over 9000!'
The guy opens his eyes and holds on to her legs. 'Kaaameee'
The girl goes 'This much energy! I'm at your mercy!'
The guy goes 'Haaaaameeeee'
The girl is just in ecstasy at this point.
The guy goes 'HAAAAA!' and cums in her.
The girl just lets it drip out and is proud to continue the saiyan bloodline.

/schizo/ just because the "do they think about me masturbating about them" daily thread

no one cares about you masturbating morons.

>>46563033
Mumei cares. Every time you fap Mumei sneaks in to the scene of the crime and starts sniffing your chair and if applicable, tissues.

>>46563178
Cute. I’ve saved up a fair few cum tissues under my bed so she is welcome to smell mine.

>>46561820
If they jack off everyday they are in a way cleaning their cock

>>46562089
Last time someone ran the numbers, the least lewded Holos by ratio of lewd/non-lewd fanart were Watame, Polka, and Pekora I believe

>>46562089
>>46566155(me)
Found it

i masturbate to the thought of fauna masturbating to the thought of saplings masturbating to her

>>46570427
FAUUUUUUU FAUUUUUU
*squishy squeebing noises*

Off the top of my head I would say Matsuri Okayu Marine Noel Nene Choco.
Those that are starting to get into the Idea would be Sora and Flare since it gets them away from the perfect image for Sora and the cool for flare
For ID I think Reine Iofi and Ollie
En Kiara and Bae

When is minecraft?

>>46562286
Have you gone to a game store or convention? Have you witnessed or smelled the grooming habits of weebs? It's vile.

>>46570427
Based

>>46571314
To be fair, I'm going to anime boston as my first ever con this weekend. It's really that bad? I thought it was more so a meme than anyhting else

>>46571625
It might be fine since it's still cold out.
If its Summer, pack a gas mask.

>>46571314
I went to a few and I didn't notice anything. I don't know if I'm lucky or my nose is defective.

Mumei likes to watch and likes to be watched

>>46571769
based horny creator of civilization

>>46570427
>>46570500
*squeebs my sap everywhere for mommy Faufau*

>>46561413
More than half of jp get off to it, some just enjoy being wanted and like 3 or 4 get embarrassed. En gura and irys really enjoy their lewds alot so probably them

The average vtuber watcher's going to be a 3/10, and that might be being kind. If the tubers can do better irl, not a chance. If they're unattractive and have had a tough time getting dates irl, it's probably pretty hot to them to suddenly get a lot of male attention.

>>46561413
I've seen a few nerdy cosplayer girls I know irl go from wallflower to full on slut in the span of months once they experienced being sexually desired for the first time in their life after looking halfway decent in a slutty cosplay. Acting more and more like a slut over time because men saying they want to rail them fed their egos and insecurities.
Since hololive is full of fujos there must be at least a few of them that are like that who genuinely get off to the idea of men jacking off to them.

>>46561413
Sequentially or in parallel

>>46571769
No she just likes to watch

>>46576863