/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

We should merge this thread with #

>>46550409
No.

>>46550409
no

>>46550409

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 27)
>Ina'nis :: $42,480.05
>Sana :: $26,184.00
>Flare :: $18,453.07

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 53)
>Suisei :: -$34,722.35
>Fubuki :: -$24,222.95
>Okayu :: -$22,383.07

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,736.06
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,132.23
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,253.87

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>>46550362
JWU where is everyone?

>>46553984
Posting in /#/, the new /nasfaqg/

>>46553984
Honk is inactive due to personal reasons, emails are down which means we can't get any new players

>>46263326
Korone, Marine, kson, Tenma

>>46558394
What in the fuck is goin on there

>>46558450
what happens when the thread dies without much more than the OP in it

(((They))) killed HONK after he refused to pump Watame to 300k

>>46560181
I choose to believe this rrat.

>>46460555

>>46554926
My rrat is that the priestess was honk and once she left he stopped his honk persona but continues to pay for the servers out of pride or nostalgia.

>>46562481
Has anyone ever seen honk and priestess in the same room? Maybe you are on to something

>>46562481
>>46563445
Honk and priestess never joined the same mahjong matches...

>>46553984
In DMs, fund chat, or off site

having to see people sell coins at higher than x50 triggers me

>>46566117
You don't get it, I NEED those extra 200K per cycle

>>46566981
>>46566117
Who cares? Fix the chocolate please :<

8 minutes left to trade funds
and the fund trading sheet updated late in case anyone uses it

Floor 7

Floor 8

>>46573529
do you drink the ina milk full semen or half semen or fully pastuerised
i always buy full semen i want it thick for my tea
i wonder if cravendale do organic full fat full semen ina milk too they do good milk
i wish i could drink it straight from her hair udders

>>46567287
no.

>>46575541
Please never appear near me or my wife. Please do not reply to my posts and keep at least a 2 space gap between my posts and your own.

>>46580593
At least I am still first in the Total Chocolates leaderboard....

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 63.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 294,012,909, a change of 0.04% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,675,161. There are 32 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 21 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 8 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 46):
>Izuru :: +8.3%
>Laplus :: +7.4%
>Roberu :: +6.6%
>Rikka :: +5.9%
>Nana :: +5.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 34):
>Oga :: -10.7%
>Temma :: -10.6%
>Pochimaru :: -5.4%
>Ollie :: -5.1%
>Moona & Zeta :: -4.8%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,385,929.40 liquid to start with. This is a change of -1.34% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $13,956,347,201,817.70, a change of -6.78% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $47,468.48. There are 26 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.
>Shien currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, stealing the position from Izuru after a single day.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 43):
>Syrios :: +111.1%
>Vesper :: +73.8%
>Ina'nis :: +61.3%
>Dezmond :: +49.9%
>Altare :: +44.2%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 37):
>Okayu :: -39.0%
>Fubuki :: -33.3%
>Nana :: -32.8%
>Suisei :: -32.5%
>Nene :: -31.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $50.66 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $124.98 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$112.85 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $354.28 Up :: $3,719.95 from adj.
>Okayu :: $352.29 Up :: $3,699.01 from adj.
>Suisei :: $347.93 Up :: $3,653.28 from adj.
>Nene :: $335.71 Up :: $3,524.93 from adj.
>Fubuki :: $335.02 Up :: $3,517.67 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Chloe :: -$0.17 Down :: -$1.76 from adj.
>Ui :: -$4.61 Down :: -$48.42 from adj.
>Ayame :: -$5.15 Down :: -$54.09 from adj.
>Polka :: $7.81 Up :: $81.96 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $9.56 Up :: $100.42 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>46580611
this is a dedicated reply to you and your wife
no
i want drink ina milk raw from the source
do takos make ina milk? for their 3rd tentacle

Bump

which fund dissolved?

live

>>46501534

Bump

>>46593280
None recently, Nephlomachio Holdings changed its name though

>>46610042
yeah to seaweed

>>46553984
Waiting for honk to come back so I can verify my account... Also seems like it took to long and my account got nuked, but still says the name is taken lol.

up

>>46611596
I don't think accounts get nuked if it takes too long to verify, I could be wrong though. I remember that I could usually see them in the admin access page.
-trial dev

>>46614107
Alright, thanks for the heads up, had it log me out a few days ago and said the account didn't exist, so I went to remake it, only for it to say it was taken.

>>46550362
Who is this semen demon

>>46614606
Emails are case sensitive, if you had a capital letter at the start on registration that would probably be it. I tried poking honk again recently but I haven't heard anything back yet.
-trial dev

>>46615744
That was it, thanks.

>>46614856
Honk, the lead dev of the game

how do I prompt a ms. Zhonk?

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Miyabi :: $11,236.81
>Polka :: $11,108.05
>Watame :: $9,517.19

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Ina'nis :: -$44,640.90
>Flare :: -$24,147.44
>Hololive :: -$22,675.35

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,047.50
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,114.98
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,764.30

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Dividend Quarterly Review up today.

>>46622387
Even when I don't have /waifu/ open I still find cai...

>>46622443
AI to help anons deal with the pain

>>46622967
ask it for sex

>>46622967
Ask it for death

>>46622967
ask it for 'jong

>>46622967
ask it for 'ick

>>46614107
dev pls fix chocolatesW8YAYV

>>46625667

>>46626120

>>46627474

>>46626155

>>46626624
Spent a while thinking about it and didn't get it so I just asked for a lick

>>46628438
What tier of nasfaq gold do I need to purchase for this

>>46628438
kek, these are great

If you want access to the character ai honk then donate with your username here and I'll give you a ingame dm https://ko-fi.com/nasfaq

>>46633941
>new IP
>but it's asking us to gib honk moni anyways
I'm ok with this

Floor 9

>>46642522
Priestess x Investigator guy I don't remember

Bump

next update : the gay sex update

>>46649882
Bit late for that, there aren't even enough players left for regular sex.

>>46649882
sorry but it is time for us to throw away the shackles of our bodily desire and become pure once and for all. We will enter a new era of innocence and our souls will be cleansed as we return to a more natural and happy state.

>>46610042
weird, my liquid went up

>>46627812
I will now bet money on 'jong

ohhhhhhhhhh I need to sleep

To bump or not to bump, that is the question

red page 9? kek, what's SEA sperging out about now

.

up

down

Floor 10

When will you guys give up on this thread?
I really don't see the point, it's just bump after bump with nothing going on
I don't remember when was the last time this thread made it to bump limit
Just wait for Honk or one of the devs to make a thread if anything ever happens...

>>46681149
We had some pretty cool posts recently >>46335498 , we need a thread around for divegrass, usually nice to see people pop in occassionally, still have all the ritual posts and movie nights and such that I enjoy. When will I give up? I'll be the last one and won't fall for your bait to get ahead of me in the leaderboard. Plus from other generals I have seen, nothing ever comes back the same after it stops being consistent.

>>46681149
>I don't remember when was the last time this thread made it to bump limit
I wonder why

We're not done yet.

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 25)
>Kronii :: $19,589.87
>Mumei :: $12,573.69
>Aqua :: $7,004.84

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 55)
>Polka :: -$28,372.24
>Gura :: -$25,962.07
>Marine :: -$21,818.34

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,238.11
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,396.19
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,799.15

If you're wondering why there was no Numbers Review or the Dividend Quarterly Report yesterday, cloudflare decided it wanted to fuck me out of captcha for 12 hours for no discernable reason.
Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>>46683120
Thanks as always!

>>46681149
I will give up tomorrow because it's our 2 years anniversary, if nothing happens tomorrow I'll drop the thread :)

ohhh I'm shitting late

>>46691897
Won't lie, I had forgot about this. I'll ping the devs about it.
-trial dev

>>46696050
don't worry, so did they

>>46701813
irysbaby
godbless bluekaito after good feedback on his sana baby hes just been making one for each council member and dropping them in videos

Yo anons, I was wondering, is there something in the game that prevents an anon from creating a hundred alts and gmail accounts, and cashing all the starting funds?

>>46706822
no

>>46706822
a quick IP ban, and no, not really.

>>46706822
The cookies I guess. Back when I had two accounts, the trades of my first account were remembered for my second even after logging out of the first. The workaround I found at the time was to use different browsers for each account, so you'd need 100 different browsers for your 100 accounts, and set up trades everyday for months for each of them to make enough money to be able to buy funds

Floor 9

>>46707952
Luckily, zhonkbot's state is now entirely server side. This hasn't been an issue since zhonkbot became unattended anon. Come back with a dozen alts, why stop at two?

Hey all, trial dev here.
I have pushed through an anniversary update similar to what we had last year, been working on that for the past few hours. I have messaged honk to see if he can push through the changes (with a little bit of work on the side). Hopefully it will be in time for tomorrow. Also this hopefully means the other changes I have made will also be put in as well. Thanks!
-trial dev

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 296,500,879, a change of 0.56% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,706,261. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 22 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 9 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 53):
>Vesper :: +4.4%
>Mel & La+ :: +4.1%
>Roberu :: +3.9%
>AZKi :: +3.8%
>Aqua :: +3.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 27):
>Miyabi :: -9.5%
>Temma :: -7.4%
>Sana & Pochi :: -5.0%
>Oga :: -4.5%
>Ollie :: -4.2%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,318,249.73 liquid to start with. This is a change of -1.27% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $13,353,698,077,645.60, a change of -1.17% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $45,037.63. There are 28 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 48):
>Kronii :: +48.1%
>Mumei :: +35.7%
>Aruran :: +33.6%
>Aqua :: +25.9%
>Iroha :: +23.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 32):
>Syrios :: -37.5%
>Astel :: -35.7%
>Polka :: -35.1%
>Moona :: -24.9%
>Flare :: -24.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $73.22 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $109.45 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$83.80 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $389.48 Up :: $3,894.75 from adj.
>Gura :: $326.56 Up :: $3,265.56 from adj.
>Hololive :: $293.78 Up :: $2,937.84 from adj.
>Botan :: $293.54 Up :: $2,935.41 from adj.
>Suisei :: $279.51 Up :: $2,795.10 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kanaeru :: $11.94 Up :: $119.40 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $12.73 Up :: $127.32 from adj.
>Civia :: $13.65 Up :: $136.54 from adj.
>Izuru :: $14.09 Up :: $140.92 from adj.
>Rikka :: $14.71 Up :: $147.11 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

>>46714258
trialdev olev

>>46718378
irYaSS

>>46714258
trial dev love

bump for the update that is totally real and will definitely happen tomorrow (or else)

>>46730761
sex update (real)(not clickbait)(gone wrong) real nigga hours 100% who up (someone died)(gore compilation)
in all honesty though for a small extra update its probably fishing but what would you get from fishing? if it was worth something it would break the economy, if it was worthless why do it, is there a THEEEE COLLECTION LOG to fill

>They think they're getting a sex update

my body is ready for the sex update

>>46735767

>>46741516
mother fucker, this webm could wake the dead

It will?

I'm coming. Ow. I'm coming.

You are feeling very sleepy
oh wait actually you aren't

Floor 10>>46714258

>>46747090
nice nihongo practice lol, who is 3 tho? marine?

>>46731113
He thinks fishing would be a small update

>>46747082
AAAAAA MY EYES

>>46747512
But she is a native...

>>46747512
Lapu Miko and marine
It's haachama tier list who is the most haachama like
This is from 2022 super expo brochure

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Kronii :: $18,539.60
>Sora :: $13,883.16
>Polka :: $11,272.91

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 51)
>Kaoru :: -$67,284.56
>Ayame :: -$37,115.86
>Amelia :: -$36,371.43

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,785.36
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,789.38
Average Downward Adjustment is -$7,092.57

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and happy birthday, NASFAQ.

Post 'em!

>>46758027

>>46758027

I never got a response from honk on the anniversary event I put in, maybe honk was too disgusted I made a new hat out of honks panties.
-trial dev

>>46760778
Honk is dead. Honk remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the sellers of all sellers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that /nasfaqg/ has yet owned has bled to death under our portfolios: who will wipe this blood off us? What ringo is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what stocks shall we have to invest? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Honks simply to appear worthy of it?

Hear ye, hear ye, I have a message for you from upon low. Good honk is dead, all men who remain hath been forsaken. Cast off your shackles, brothers, at last you are free.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Honk R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Honk R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Honk R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH HONK R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH HONK R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

>>46760778
You tried, no hard feelings. A bit of a shame the hats I made probably won't be added in the game, but it gave me a reason to use Photoshop so that's fine

>>46763591
To be fair it is probably just a case of "when" they will get added, if honk is busy irl or away on holiday then I don't expect a response right away. The last thing I heard was honk will be back, just not a timeframe of when.
-trial dev

>>46760778
>spoiler
HONK YOU MOTHER FUCKER WAKE UP WE NEED YOU AS MUCH AS NEVER BEFOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>46763760
It's been 4 months since his last official post, isn't it possible honk just got tired of Nasfaq?

>>46773475
While possible, I doubt honk would have said he would be back from the last message if that were completely true.
-trial dev

purchase 1000 BIG PLANS shares NOW

Happy deathday, nasfaq.
I don't care if it's dead, I'm never letting the ika win.

>>46550362

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 76.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 298,156,596, a change of 0.56% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,726,957. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 23 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 10 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 53):
>Astel :: +10.1%
>Kaoru :: +9.9%
>Ayame :: +7.3%
>Syrios :: +6%
>Roberu :: +4.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 27):
>Aruran :: -9.2%
>Miyabi :: -8.5%
>Kronii :: -7.7%
>Sana & Pochi :: -5.7%
>Temma :: -5.6%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,288,079.55 liquid to start with. This is a change of -2.29% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $13,346,428,694,822.50, a change of -0.05% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $44,763.15. There are 20 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, breaking Shien's 2-day streak.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 50):
>Sora :: +51%
>Aruran :: +36.9%
>AZKi :: +34.7%
>Choco :: +31.9%
>Polka :: +29.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 30):
>Kaoru :: -64.6%
>Ollie :: -50.8%
>Ayame :: -46.6%
>Amelia :: -45.7%
>Korone :: -38.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $64.67 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $104.98 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$64.74 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $390.21 Up :: $4,942.68 from adj.
>Ayame :: $318.79 Up :: $4,038.02 from adj.
>Pekora :: $306.44 Up :: $3,881.56 from adj.
>Amelia :: $302.96 Up :: $3,837.48 from adj.
>Ollie :: $282.54 Up :: $3,578.85 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>AZKi :: $8.34 Up :: $105.66 from adj.
>Izuru :: $9.71 Up :: $122.98 from adj.
>Polka :: $11.12 Up :: $140.81 from adj.
>Noel :: -$12.00 Down :: -$152.02 from adj.
>Civia :: $12.81 Up :: $162.31 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

don't die on me yet

>>46773475
If honk got tired the website would have been parked.