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Your ghost taking care of your chuuba wife after death:>>46327672

Hoshikawa pretends to be am actual slut for April Fools, only to be offered an amount of money she can't turn down to actually go through with it.:>>46330879

Hag hypno:>>46334598

(You) become mute and your chuuba girlfriend decides to buy a notepad for you so that you can write down what you are currently feeling and so you can communicate with her. After going through lots of notepads (you just love writing too much) she decides to take up sign language and hopefully she'll be able to teach you it because she hates having to buy notepads all the time despite them being really cheap.:>>46339968

>three fucking threads with this loser in the op
this is why /wg/ is dying

>>46348493
I’m going to miss the kettle laugh so much, but at least I got to thank her for all the laughs. My only regret is that I didn’t write any fics about her.

>>46349807
Kill yourself
>>46350631
Yeah, it sucks that one of the OGs has to graduate.

>>46350631
Honestly I can't really imagine having the time of your life making money just from hitting the stream button and being yourself, interacting with friends and people you admire, then graduating, going to a 9/5, starting your career several years late compared to yours peers, likely without having done uni yet, and working that soulless job until the day you retire. It's the whole "from king to peasant". I wonder if there's a reality check to them at some point.

>>46351337
Not reality check, reality shock*

>>46351323
if you cared half a wit about "OG"s it'd be mirai akari in the thread OP not the fragile snowflake. kill yourself

>>46350631
I never got to write the loving size-difference smut she deserved, and that regret will live with me forever.

>>46352792
Mirai Akari is a literal who among EOPs. You probably didn't even know she existed before her graduation was announced. Meanwhile, Pikame was one of the few chuuba who spoke in English during the Eldar Days.

>>46353137
just because you arrived with EN and spend all your time in global doesn't mean nobody else knows who mirai akari is, one of the original legendaries

>>46352959
Write Walt Disney looking at Nene in disgust and her cumming from it while you still can

>>46353231
Projection: the post
If you like her so much then name your favorite song.

>>46353998
her echo cover is her best song, followed by burikino dance

there you go eop you got another you
now since you like pikamee so much what was her childhood friend's pet's name

>>46353739
I just imagine (You) in Disciplining Nene is Walt Disney

I guess I technically wrote Pikamee's blowjob practice so I can't say I did nothing for her, but for the life of me I don't know why AA saved that

what's the matter eop? don't actually watch pikamee? fucking typical of a chronic shitposter to be trash who talks about vtubers he doesn't watch

>>46355273
You've killed him, anon. He's run away in shame.

Although I watched neither of them because Korone occupies my entire heart.

>>46354298
>>46355273
Absolutely seething.

>>46356457
that's the best you've come up with? lol get thrashed

>>46348597
Stealing Selen's sweater and forcing her to walk around on the one day she decided not to wear a bra

>>46356852
She would be pure sex without the gross hand.

>>46357267
I love the dragon hand and head wings too. It looks really cool

>>46357267
Faggot.
That dragonclaw is made to tear your back into pieces during sex.

>>46357267
Hard disagree. It's a charm point that makes it all the better. Imagine her getting flustered and embarrassed when you opt to hold her dragon hand out in public or the unmatched feeling of a draconian handie or her scratching you during wild passionate sex

>>46357915
There should be more fics where you, an ordinary citizen, falls in love with a segregated race, and pays the consequences while trying to make it work.

>>46359323
I have a fic that's in permanent WIP state about racial segregation where kemonomimi and humans are adamantly against each other, and there's a bunch of little love stories happening between kemono or non-human chuubas and human anons, or sometimes, human chuubas and kemono anons.
It was meant to lean heavily into kemono dynamics like them going in heat or doing shit that's usually associated with their species, like Korone being a playful bully but being extremely loyal and ready to fucking kill anyone who wrongs you, or Botan having to control her strength to not kill you with a hug, while simultaneously making your back bleed during sex.

>>46359323
I've been meaning to write something like that involving the idea that all kemos have an inherent bloodlust that they have trouble controlling, even the ones based off non-carnivores, and you having to care for a chuuba post them losing control.

>Trying to calm an inconsolable Watame after she headbutted you down the stairs
>Cleaning up Botan while shes in a daze after killing and eating a home invader
>Holding Okayu by the scruff until she calms down when she tries to scratch your eyes out

>>46357794
i hate this image so much

>>46357267
Gayness: The Post

What’s a good place to look for vtuber art? I’ve been using danbooru for a while but it’s still missing a lot of artwork I see here and on twitter. Are there any broader databases people use?

>>46361536
Pixiv
There's also holo.booru

>>46361067
Selem, your room...

>>46360473
So something like a kemonomimi anthology with each chapter being about another story in that world?

>>46366222
Yeah, I named it "The Holopedia of Kemonomimi and other Magical Idols"
Bunch of stuff, couple of loose stories, nothing that was worth releasing.

>>46361536
Besides twitter, Pixiv is your next best bet, although some artists are fucking allergic to putting the stuff they post on twitter onto it. My advice would be to find an image on here you like, plug it into saucenao and branch out that way.

>>46361536
Mostly pixiv and a chuuba's art tag if I want to look for general art. Other than that, if I'm looking for something specific I delve into the boorus with the tags I'm looking for and hope it exists.
There's also making it yourself with ai.

>>46360473
>>46366222
>>46366834
i would be interested in that. Collarverse got me hooked into this whole kemono primal instincts shit and i want more

>>46348597
Confessing to Flare!

>>46368052
I'm gonna need a little more than that, buddy. Like what kinda confession you want here? One by the water? One with sex afterward? I already did the mountain thing. Whatever you might be lookin for, I can possibly provide.

>>46366834
If you're never going to release them, then can you tell the thread about the ideas you had for those chapters/stories?

>>46368197
NTA but this reminded me of an old idea/prompt about confessing to flare that you never liked elves on your deathbed to make your death easier on her.

>>46368990
She would see right through your bullshit and thus make your passing and her elongated life even harder. You think you can hide your true feelings from this tanned goddess? She's a partner who can know you better than you know yourself.

>>46368197
*ahem*

>Confessing to Flare!
>Flare being thrilled on the inside but tries to reject you!
>Flare telling you you deserve someone your own age and not a woman 10+years your senior!
>Telling Flare that her age doesn't bother you in the slightest, and in fact like that an emotionally mature woman can still be so cute and genki!
>Flare repeatedly putting herself down to try and turn you off!
>Saying you love Flare not in spite of all those things, but because of them!
>Flare breaking down in tears of joy as she realizes you well and truly love her!
>Letting Flare hug and kiss your face all over while she cries and thanks you for loving her!
>Flare saying she loves you too!
>Living happily ever after with Flare!

>>46361536
azure gallery
>Pixiv is swimming in cancer koikatsu models and AI garbage art
>danbooru is incomplete
>twitter sucks

>>46368238
Sure. Here's what the into to the fic was like.
It was structured like a compilation of short stories by different authors.
https://rentry.org/3py4t

>You and Okayu are a couple, live in the squatter/ghetto part of town
>Kemono-human relationships are sort of like fag relationships in the 60's/70's, like a open secret to those who know, complete secret to normal people
>Okayu runs through the roofs of the houses while a cop tries to follow her tail (heh) through the streets
>Hides in an alley, her pursuer loses track of her
>Gets in a shoddy apartment through the window
>You just reached home after some unsuccessful job hunting
>Okayu shows you that she got you both dinner
>Turns out, she was stealing food from passerby
>You berate her because you fear for her safety, but can't resist her "tee hee" face
>You and Okayu cuddle afterwards. As you feel her soft, squishy fatto catto body against yours, you're reminded why you're trying to hard to land a good job in the first place
>Because you want a good life for you both, even if it's to be kept a secret

>Korone
>Childhood friends, Korosan comes from a troubled home, bonds with anon by trying to bully him, stuff like stealing his lunch, and then anon brings two lunches so she can eat with him
>Korosan breaks inside
>Becomes his best friend over the years
>delinquent friend dynamic, loves vidya and boxing, is adamantly protective of anon, who grew to be a shy, nerdy type
>Would rather get called a pet than give up what she has with anon, anon's too fucking stupid to realize she liked him, and Korosan's too prideful to just say it
>One time, Korosan gets in a fight that ends badly, but anon rushes in
>He fails pathetically at protecting Korosan, but seeing him getting beat up gives her an extra push to stand up and fight
>A week later, she lovingly rapes him, teenage pregnancy ensues, they run off to live their lives together

>Polka
>During a time where there's more and more support for human-kemono relationships, Polka and Anon are highschool sweethearts, who get separated by their parents
>Polka never forgets you
>Years later, after things are more normalized, she meets you again by mere casualty while you're working at a coffee shop
>You swap numbers, and before you know it you're going on dates and enjoying all the things that were impossible back in your day

>Sora chan
>Daughter of a powerful politician
>Falls in love with a kemono-anon
>Her father never really cared about the whole kemono-human dispute, so he just supports his daughter
>This leads to you being targeted by extremists groups, how much is up to the writer
>Pushes Sora to become an idol/politician/influential figure that pushes for the love between kemonos and humans

And that's all I had

>>46370016
>Cucking Flare with Noel!
>Fucking Noel's fat tits on Flare's bed!
>Flare walking in on you breeding the shit out of Noel!
>Flare being reminded that no one would ever love a stupid fucking dark elf!

>>46370016
I can't work in the age gap stuff at this point, and my Flare is already too cocky to put herself down at all. I can give you more love declarations and kisses. And the happily ever after I'm sure as fuck giving her.

>>46370831
No the Noel sex would be to get her blessing to ask out Flare and it'd be the dark secret you take to your grave, leaving Flare to idly wonder why you got so nervous whenever the rest of Sankisei visited

>>46371217
That'll do me just fine, HJAnon.

>>46370831
I'm partial to how Noel has a vendetta against (You) for cucking her by taking her half-elf from her. God I can't wait to write more about this autistic muscle knight.

>>46371461
>Fuck Noel so you can marry Flare
The end justifies the means

>>46348597
A compilation of all the times throughout the day Towa accidentally riles (You) up and gets ravaged accordingly.

>>46375068
Towa's correction diary?

>>46348597
You and a chuuba bond over the fact that Linkin Park is still cool and people calling it cringe are retards

>>46375196
Linkin Part was cool in 2012, grandpa

>>46375245
it still is, and you have let the media tell you that super emo songs are bad
you will never get a scene chuuba that uses belts and uses way too much eyeliner but then has to wash it up to go to a flute class or some dumb shit

>>46375370
Maybe when the lead singers stop killing themselves I will admit that emo songs aren't bad for you

>>46375370
>tfw not enough american chuubas to get a vn set in flyover country american high school suburbs with midwest emo as the soundtrack
We've got Gura, Ame, Pomu, who else? Where the white girls at?

>>46375415
ironically i think it was the other way
apparently the linkin park guy used to vent a lot of his mental problems in writing songs and when lp stopped touring so much he just started to collapse.

>>46375521
Fauna

>>46375521
Calli and Fauna had cringe edgyrock phases
muh dick at the thought of goth EN

>Tfw no chuuba to watch DBZ amvs of muse or LP
i need more stinky emo girls

>>46375245
wtf linkin park was cool since meteora

>>46375651
He literally did. He got diddled as a kid.

>>46375857
hybrid theory had papercut, in the end, one step closer and crawling, they were cool out of the gate

>>46375692
>>46375755
You know, those five kinda hit all the squares.
>pomu: popular genki cheerleader
>gura: lazy slacker always playing hooky
>ame: curious, investigative school journalist (eh, throw childhood friend in there why don't we)
>fauna: vegan hippie soft girl (with a secret love for screamo)
>calli: skater chick (drug dealer)

>>46375196
That has nothing to chuuba writing. All you’ve done is come from some argument about Linkin Park, try to bring it up in a completely unrelated thread and slap on “with chuubas” at the end. Go post about this somewhere else if you want to express your opinion on Linkin Park and insult the people who disagree with you.
>m m muh conan
That doesn’t make it any more valid.

>>46376291
>t. Seething Skillet fan

>>46375857
Nobody even knows what you're talking about old man

>>46376433
I don’t listen to or know anything about either of those bands. All I know is that this isn’t the place for it.

>>46376144
>Fauna subtly calling you a posser when she sees your pink floyd shirt
>Catching Pomu headbanging behind the school
>chilling with gura in the abandoned shop, listening to whatever band is the hottest
>Jumping a fence with Calli to sneak in a concert
honestly has potential, you would need to write it a bit tongue in cheek about how ''cliche'' it is but if you have a love for that period of time, it could work really well

>>46348522
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS6_41_Lyf012IR2o__kDqvaL1f8vfWdpqCNRjUkumJPQQ-aavUd_tSOu8bVfvMT4pV1BhFK2GNvzGU/pub

Tags: Tokino Sora, Casting Couch, BBM, It's About What You Expect With Those Tags

>>46348597
Bae wants to show you her new dance routine that includes sexy movements
but she gets embarassed and starts laughing halfway through it

>>46377496
I can really feel Sora's emotional anguish in this, a beautifully tragic piece

>>46377496
This isn't funny.

>>46377496
I actually really liked this. It used a feature of Google docs that is often not utilized at all in fics. Should I watch Kamen Rider?

>>46379831
>Should I watch Kamen Rider?
Yeah. The ones featured in the fanfic are from Kamen Rider Geats and it's really great.

>>46379831
Author here.

I also just noticed that the final line's font isn't what it was supposed to be in the published version.

>>46380130
I'll add it to the list
>>46380301
I've noticed gdocs often changes the font if you paste it from word. It's annoying but you should be able to change it.

>>46380521
>>46380521
>I've noticed gdocs often changes the font if you paste it from word. It's annoying but you should be able to change it.
Oh no, this was all in gdocs.

>>46377496
It wasn't what I expected

>>46377718
Would Bae really do that?

>>46375195
Why would she catalogue it herself? She deserves correction!

>>46361536
If you need fanart, Pixiv is undoubtedly the best place to be. If you need lewds that are patreon blocked in Pixiv, KemonoParty has you covered.

Bump

Is /wg/ just the second /hag/ general?
What are the correlations between older woman love and desire to produce literary works?

>>46385199
Does /hag/ produce literary works?

>>46385199
I'm sure most people here aren't dumb enough to love hags, they are just being ironic

>>46385402
Let's fight.

>>46382420
Dance sexy or get embarrassed? Because the answer to both is yes

>>46385199
>What are the correlations between older woman love and desire to produce literary works?
We get to write those older women going ara ara.

>>46377496
I almost laughed.

>>46385614
Yikes. An onee san is supposed to go ara ara, not a hag. A hag is supposed to be past that cringe phase. She's not into shotas, she should want young, strong and faithful young adult men to commit to her

>>46386125
Kys

>>46375195
>>46382551
This makes me imagine the fic being epistolary-like with each chapter being framed as Towa documenting a period of her getting corrected. With each entry documenting her fall into liking getting corrected.

>>46385199
Books and shit aren't super popular anymore. I don't want to call them retro as they're still very much around, but they're on the older side of things, like hags.

>>46387774
That doesn't sound like Towa. Honestly what's up with all these ideas lately that are OOC?

>>46388798
Towa doesn't know how to write?

>>46388402
Maybe if we start producing audio fanfiction we can get some zoomers to come write Haachama fics.

>>46389505
Imagine this guy reading Haachama getting railed.

I feel like comet-chan can be used well with alt-suisei

>>46389505
Come Mr. Tally Man!
Tally me Hachama!
(Chama stream and me won go home)

>>46391737
She feels like one of those things alt!suisei would have done unironically at one point outside of april fools. Presumably done in combination with the gachikoi farming part of altsei.

>>46350631
She will be missed.

>>46377496
This is certainly a fanfic.
I didn't find it funny, but it's a fun use of gdocs links for an april fool's thing.
Too bad it kind of pulls the trigger on the madness a bit too quickly while not really taking the bait part seriously enough to really work as a bait and switch.

>>46377718
>Bae doing a prototype of her sexo dance for you and you alone
Mating press

>>46362121
>>46366895
>>46367316
>>46382597
Pixiv is alright, while it has a wider variety of art there's still some stuff you can find on danbooru that you can't find on Pixiv. Danbooru tends to be easier to navigate in terms of tags as well.

>get distracted from main work to write smut
>finish smut
>smut skills could use some work
>still distracted and just want to practice smut
I don't like this hell and I want out

>>46398271
Unless I’m bad at using the search system, isn’t danbooru leagues ahead of pixiv? I just did a search on pixiv with the tags “Hololive” and “Blood” and it gave me
>31 works
Using the “hololive” and “blood” tags on danbooru gives me over 900 results.

>>46399903
Danbooru tags every little thing in the image (kinda like how ao3 users tag their stories, but not as bad). Pixiv only allows for up to 10 tags on a post.
Also most tags are japanese on pixiv, so english tags don't get you very far (血 + ホロライブ gave me 228 results).

>>46370755
damn, I remember when this discussion came up in the thread. Too bad you didn't get further than the intro. I really liked the ideas - especially the Okayu prompt.

>>46399684
>finish smut
well, where is it?<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46401799
I might have to go back to it and make some edits at some point. When I read it over I'm not super satisfied with the final climax. The buildup to the intercourse I think is solid and fun, but I don't think I gave the sex itself enough oomph. This was mostly to practice writing full on smut and I can thankfully already see a few things I could be doing better.

>>46400369
The fuck? I could have sworn it was 31, maybe I added an extra moonrune. I guess using both is the best option. Pixiv has way more art (for example Ayame Nakiri has 11k works instead of 2.8k) but sometimes those 10+ tags stuck onto the images are necessary to find specific art.

>>46403700
Weird, you'd think all those boorus could just scrape Pixiv for everything it has got.

>>46405107
Pretty sure everything on a booru is still uploaded by users, so that would require for someone to care enough to scrape that stuff... and for it to be anime art and not koikatsu/3d or AI stuff

>>46389134
I love my dumb illiterate devil wife

coolio

>>46407399
Towa has nicely cuppable breasts, the perfect size.

>>46411974
Everything part of Towa is perfect

>>46411974
Perfect for an awkward paizuri which ends up with you cumming too fast because Towa ruined the mood with her dweeb voice trying to do dirty talk.

>>46413207
Can you cum on command or is Towa's voice that sexy

>>46402755
well, I'd say leave the criticism for the anons here, but ultimately it's your decision. I will ask though, how likely is it for you to go back to a practice story and do edits anyways?
Poor thing will probably just rot away in your drive with no chance to ever make an anon ITT cum. Sad.

What are you writing for Easter?

>>46415676
A hag lover on an egg hunt

>>46415020
I like the latter so let's go with that.

>>46348493
cool stuff

>>46348597
Sex contest between the hagiest hag, zoomerist zoomer, and cakiest cake.

>>46419818
So Botan, Haachama and Marine

>>46419957
It's too late for Marine.

>>46419957
I think Haachama barely wins this, Botan a close second, and Marine wins in her own way but loses badly.

>>46415367
I'd say it's pretty likely I go back and spruce it up. I might try to do the little bit I think it needs to be better and then let other anons that read it give their feedback. I think I'm also having those first "my first published smut" jitters. It might be one of those things where after you do it the first time, you stop feeling awkward about it.

>>46422725
NTA but I'm horny right now. Post it nigga

>>46422725
Just post it dude. The website's anonymous for a reason.

>>46422725
>pre-smut jitters
I had a personal hangup about writing sex scenes for a while.
Once I did, I realized sex scenes are like any other, you can get descriptive and literary with them. You don't have to resort to the 'ah ah onii-chan I'm cumming~!' ten page long filler. You can be short and sweet.
It helps that my fetish is intimacy.

Phew. Riding Fox is a damn fine smut piece.

>>46420314
She's a day old expired cake, and loses by over 10 years to the other hags. I think she's fine. FDA approved or not I'm still eating it

Man, I miss when lolicons still existed in this thread. Now it's all about hags. Moona's forma de loli didn't even get mentioned

>>46428025
I've been masturbating to her too much. Please understando.

>>46429180
She's a literal child though

>>46428025
Writing about two mature people just offers more variety in romance and sex than writing about an adult and a child, I guess.

>>46430540
> eating two apples is more varied than eating an apple and a banana

>>46431892
It's more like being able to build more different things with two big boxes of various Legos, rather than one big box and one smaller monocolour box.

>>46432657
If you have two square legos you get a boring little tower. But with one regular square lego and one small lego you get a cool af pyramid

>>46377496
Might have waited a day or two for edits, also, I ain’t clicking on the hyperlinks.

>>46428025
Nobody cares, pedophile

>>46426226
>>46425349
>>46424265
You know what, I will try to post it tomorrow. I want to add at least one other position to the sex, since I think it will really help the scene overall. My goal is to make some canon smut a part of the series, and this will help me breach into that. Thanks anons.

>>46422725
I would rather not eat a bag of potato chips than read your fic

>>46440679
I have no idea how to interpret this.

>>46440679
Yeah ok zach

>>46441738
You're making them healthy!

>10 in less than 30
who did something now

>>46449658
Everyone except Risu cause she's lazy

> it's Easter
> you're at home alone as usual
> someone knocks on your door
> when you look, no one is there
> there's a small box on the ground
> inside it, is this

What do?

>>46452245
piss on them

>>46452245
God I'm lonely. I just caught myself talking out loud pretending as if this scenario was real for several minutes and was trying to communicate with them. It's like I snapped out of it suddenly.

>>46348597
Helping Nene finish her summer homework and getting sidetracked as you both keep getting finding fun things to do

>>46454165
Then one day you go to her home to do the same and you find a bottle of Adderall on her desk and Nene isn't behaving the same as she used to

>>46454476
oh that's interesting. Imagine a world where the chuubas are treated as mental patients that only behave as themselves when they are off their meds.

>>46455004
So Xmen basically

>>46454476
>The death of your childhood whimsy and the frustrating realities of adulthood come when your childhood friend gets medicated
That sounds...super fucking depressing. That King of the Hill episode where Bobby gets put on stuff always freaked me out as a kid

>>46455074
no? xmen cant medicate unless its a bad shitty story or one of the few good sentinels one
>>46455469
yeah americans go way too hard on medication for some kids, ironicallly family guy has that chapter where the medication for ADHD either kills stewie's brain or hyperstimulates Brian's family guy is always on where i work
A story about being a male nurse watching these girl's personalities get crushed by prescription drugs is huh, something

>>46455712
>chapter
Buddy I think you've been around here a little too long.

But yeah it's weird because that KOTH episode came almost exactly twenty five years ago and also includes the fact that Bobby's misdiagnosed by his bored and uncaring school nurse. That show's fucking timeless even when probably shouldn't be.

originally aired in 1998 fuck I'm old.

>A story about being a male nurse watching these girl's personalities get crushed by prescription drugs is huh, something
That'd be a brutal fic if done well jesus I don't think my heart could take it. 'You Have to Take Your Meds!' gives me the willies and it's not even that long.

>>46454476
>>46455004
>>46455469
>>46457127
You guys may have just struck a goldmine. That sounds like a fantastically depressing prompt.

>>46457127
>>46457479
>Marine is doing her pirate shtick
>Spot the security guard from the corner of your eye
>step in before they can hurt her
>''Oh Anon! im recruiting hot studs for my ship! lets go together!''
>''Hello senchou...You are off your meds again...look, you are even wearing your costume''
>You can see a flash of confusion in her eyes, as she looks down
>''aah, senchou is so lewd...''
>See the doctors arrive, know what will they do to her
>''Listen Maririn, you need to take them, they help you''
>Primal fear flashes in her eyes, she looks dejected
>''But i dont like them, they make me feel sad''
>The guards are getting impatient, you close the gap and grab her hands
>''Please Maririn, do it for me, your good friend''
>Senchou sniffles and nods, you hand her the meds and she takes them
>watch slowly as her eyes lose the brightness and become soulless, guards carry her away
>Next day, Marine walks up to you, wearing just her white gown
>''Nurse...im sorry, i acted like that again''

>>46457479
>>46458175
>Wheeling Fauna out into the yard, the only place she seems to show any emotion at all in
>One day as you go to take her back inside for her meds she suddenly grabs your arm and asks teary-eyed if she can stay just a little bit longer under the tree
>Take the unbelievable amounts of shit from your boss for having a patient be late for their round of medication to let her have just a few more minutes of peace

>>46457479
I like how this prompt could also be used for a horror twist thing if you follow up the sympathetic portrayal of them being off of their meds by them gaining powers the longer they stay off of them and causing something like a containment breach as all of them get off their meds simultaneously and start the apocalypse.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46459529
>one day La+ hides her pills under he tongue and kills eight guards, breaks through three walls, and goes down four floors looking for the rest of HoloX before being sedated
>Mumei steals a scalpel and tries to kill you, before being calmed down by Kronii who's also apprehended for impersonating staff
Having a balancing act between the tragic treatment of the girls with the fact that some of them are extremely dangerous sounds cool, but you'd have to be careful from it straying too far and becoming some SCP thing

>>46460544
I think it depends on how long you want the fic to be. The gaining powers off of their meds/apocalypse thing would be great for a 'twist' one-shot where your act of kindness may have inadvertently done something worse.
Going off of that Laplus idea
>Assigned to a delusional white-haired girl
>Patient notes says she has to be chained after previous incidents.
>Slowly build a rapport with her as she tells delusional stories about her and her friends being a secret organization.
>See the life drain from her eyes as she gets new medication that just turns her into a husk.
>Help her get off of her meds-
>Watch as she sprouts horns and breaks her chains.
>She holds out her hand and asks you to help her break her friends out.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46459202
>>46458175
I have reported both of these posts

>>46462161
>>46459529
Stop botting the thread you fuck

>>46457479
It'll be as depressing as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is.

>>46465046
As long as there's a Chief in it that'll be okay

>>46437023
You're not missing much. They're just youtube videos of the memes in question.

>>46465792
I don't think Coco is autistic enought to be Chief

>>46467558
Well no she'd obviously be Jack Nicholson, I was just using the pic to remain on theme<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46468266
good point ai chama

>>46469242
Anytime meatbag

Is it worth making prompts for indies here?
While it's better to know them, I could try finding videos and such, to give a quick idea of their personality.

>>46469723
Maybe weirdanonv2 will take a stab at it, but generally speaking you won't get any traction.

>>46469723
Highly unlikely it will yield you anything. Fanfiction is unlike drawings, you need strong emotions and a good grasp of character. Simply saying "here's her, here's what I want her doing" doesn't translate well into the writing community

>>46469723
There's a chance you'll get it done as a shitpost by weirdanon2 but otherwise you'll need to find somewhere else that can take your request... or drop money on a writer and commision it if you want it so much.

>>46469723
Might as well give it a shot

>>46469723
Depends on how well-known they are. I'm sure there's at least some occasional ligger here.

>>46348597
Baelz' first experience with a hypermasculine guy

We need more short comedic shitposts like HoloEvil, Pekora needs to take her meds and The Pegging of Anon.

>>46474907
Best get writing then, huh?

>>46469723
Might as well, there was an entire arc where people wrote about a chuuba that didn't even stream.

Bump

Surprise penis inspection day! Post your fat, juicy wordcounts!

>>46480167
I wish my dick was as big as my word count

>>46480167
A bit bloated due to formatting of the dialogue indicators

>>46480536
>20k
What the fuck? Goddamn Anon, good shit.
>>46480539
Heyy, good to see the VN sequel in the works. Can't wait to see what you have in store for the harem route.

>>46480167
>420 lmaoooo
i-i-just started, i swear its the cold and its not supposed to look like this

>>46480768
Thanks, anon. Hopefully I'll have this 20k-word thing ready for release later this month

>>46481005
What this about?

>>46481122
lost and found 3, which im finally sitting down to write because college is actually hard who would have guessed

>>46481005
This is a bae fic isn't it?

>>46480167
This is a side piece that's almost done and then my next main chapter is about 2k words in. Not as fat and juicy as you'd probably like, but I'm gonna try to ramp things up today.

>>46481219
ohh, looking forward to it.

>>46481219
Godspeed ratbro.

>>46481219
I just read both chapters of Lost and Found. First off, it might be a good idea to double check your grammar. There were a fair few awkward sentences, odd capitalisations and missing full stops. But other than some grammar issues, I think the prose is actually well written, particularly the descriptions/expostion (the dialogue could use some work). Just as a side note, "They're" usually flows better than "They are".
I think Bae and Anon got familiar with each other a bit too quickly, but it wasn't to the point where I was doing a double take. I personally would have preffered Anon to be a bit younger since a ~20 year age gap is too much, but that's just my opinion, people are allowed to be into that.
I liked Bae's characterization quite a lot, and all the characters in the office felt lively and fun. The comedy has potential and was heading in the right direction at times, but couldn't quite make me laugh.
I don't know how this story flew under my radar until now, it's really good so far. I'll be on the lookout for chapter 3.
TOWA DONTA SMOKA

>>46481242
yes sir.
>>46482631
>>46483048
Thanks a lot fellas, Im glad i took so long to start because recent streams filled me with ideas.
>>46483064
Thanks a lot for the review! Yes i am aware the first chapter is bad lol. I wrote it without checking because i thought it was gonna be a one time thing since ''i wasnt serious about it''. But now i realized i find it really fun to write, so im doing my best, currently triying google docs to check my mistakes and triying to correct things as they go.
>20 years age agap
Bae is 18 in this fic tho? And anon mentions not even being forty, so it would be a 10 year difference since i dont specifiy the age so some ojisan can self insert himself if he wants. Still if that's what came across i apologize. Im thinking on rewriting the first chapter but not before i finish the story.

>>46483387
Are you esl? Btw don't listen to that other guy there's nothing wrong with age gaps.

>>46483546
yes and no. My father speaks english so i always knew the language. The problem is that i didnt ''use it'' for half of my life.
also regarding age gaps i like most of them but in general my favorite is 10 years more or less

>>46483387
Huh, well Anon said he's "not even 40", so I assumed he's in his late thirties, otherwise I feel like he would have said 35 or 30, but I guess I interpreted it the wrong way. I wouldn't mind a 10 year age gap nearly as much.
>>46483546
It seems you can read stories but not short 4chan posts. I said it's just my personal opinion and there's nothing wrong with them.

>>46483987
To sound more natural use contractions whenever possible.

>Love Flare
>Marry Flare
>Have a kid with Flare
>Flare forgetting to pick up your daughter because new Splatoon is out
>Flare graduating because Splatflests keep overlapping with concerts
>Promising she won't play anymore
>She's spending more time with Noel, but at least it isn't splatoon
>But it is splatoon
>Why don't you understand she just needs a couple of ranked matches to relax?
>Noel understands - Noel always understood her best
>Flare is staying with Noel and your daughter doesn't understand why her mom isn't coming home
>Noel won't let you see her
I just want my elf back

>>46348597
Bae watching in horror as she enters the room to find you playing Vermintide

>>46485679
Then I will just become Splat Tim. He does it.
Inversely
>Splat Flare, She does it.

>>46485988
bae filling up a divorce over your racist remarks on social media

>>46485679
She's never coming back after the goblins took her away.

>>46486182
Is the anon writing that still on it?

>>46486538
Yes

>>46487365
Based. It may be a basic concept but that doesn't mean it can't be done well.

>>46480167
About a third of the way there

>page 9 in fifteen minutes
This is your brain on shark

>>46491751
Phaseshills making Gura threads to deflect from their own drama. In the words of Iroquois Plisken: "War, war has changed."

>>46492029
Off-topic but I just realized that if they didn't keep making those threads at all, then chumbuds would've turned on Gura long ago. But as you said, it's more about deflection than anything else.
Now, onto more writing. I wonder if someone has ever thought of a 'meta-fic' about an anon going on a crusade to anti a vtuber? Could be written in the way Welcome to the NHK was

>>46492029
>Dramwhore Lumi causing problems yet again
>Their 'totally /here/ based' top star gets passed in subs by Jewcorp bong homoshill
Bad day for them I suppose. At least Tenma's okay after having a heart attack on stream last week.

Alright lads.
>Last fic you read
>Favorite fic
>Fics you're holding out for

>>46492356
Tenma a cute.

>>46348597
Setting up a jumpscare prank in Tenma's house so you have an excuse to kiss her during CPR

>>46492029
>>46492356
go back to the catalog and stay there

>>46493981
More like SCATalog AMIRITE!?!?!?

>>46493981
Found the phasefag.

>>46348597
Lolidom with this trio after you're assigned to babysit them

>>46496441
Seconding this.

>>46500817
Iroha tearing a massive hole at the back of her spats because her ass is too fat.

>>46501856
WOOP WOOP

I just had a dream in which I gave 80 bucks to Fubuki for her to give me a dry ass boobjob so she could enter the club with Mio (she didn't have enough money), and then gave an extra 1000 dollars for Mio to help her get me off with her mouth on the condition that she had to make me cum twice. The boobjob felt pretty real, which is why I remember it being dry because I wasn't feeling shit, that's why I asked Mio to join. Overall, it was a pretty good and hot dream, because Mio was forced to watch so she could check to see if no one was coming.

Do you have cool Vtuber dreams?

>>46505418
Poor Fubuki... Got paid about a twelfth of what her friend did and wasn't sexy enough to get you off, to boot...

I don't think I've ever had a chuuba-related dream. I've never been a gachikoi, though. It's a shame, because I'd really like to boink that fox.

>>46505418
I once went around a block party that was in a forest with Iroha. It was kinda cool.

>>46505418
no coomer dream like yours, but the most vivid dream I had was about Towa. Think I posted about it here too. It went something along the lines of
>be me, an orphan
>not much going on in life, barely scraping by
>wander the streets and come across this abandoned multi-story parking lot
>nice view over the city, hang around the top floor for a bit
>somehow a black cat shows up and sticks around.
>after a while, a girl with purple hair comes chasing after it
>says her name is Towa and that the cat's hers (not really)
>we begin to talk and get along well
>turns out she's an orphan like me
>meeting on the parking deck becomes a habit, we take care of the cat there - feed it, play with it and shit
>Talk about our dreams, too - I'm fine with whatever job I can get, but Towa wants to become an Idol or something
>Tease her about it
>months pass. Then, one day the cat dies.
>Towa's devastated. She stops showing up at the meeting spot.
>After hanging around for a while, moping, I do, too.
>Years pass, I somehow find a decent enough job.
>In the subway I spot an advertisement. Some sort of Idol group.
>One of the girls looks exactly like Towa.
>Get all melancholic an shit (yes, in the dream)
>Go back to the parking lot - just one more time, for old time's sake.
>it's scheduled for demolition, but I sneak in anyways.
>Top story, the sun is setting, mild breeze blowing.
>Towa's there, she turns around and looks at me.
>...
>Time skip, we buy an apartment together, exactly where the parking lot once was. A cat, too (I hate cats btw).
>wake up, feeling like the loneliest person on earth.
I never watched a full Twappi stream in my life but even just reminiscing about the dream makes me gosling hard.

>>46505418
2 dreams but I don't remember much about them. For one I remember holding Matsuri's hand on a date, it was cute. The other was cuddling with Suisei in the morning and by god I had never experienced such warmth and comfort in my life.

>>46359323
lol

>>46505418
i fell asleep and i had a dream where subaru was in a b99 episode i wish that last season hadnt killed my love for the series

>>46506849
Tbf Mio in my dream really didn't want to be there so she needed extra convincing

>>46492367
You go first

>>46505418
I fucked Mio in missionary for about 5 seconds before I suddenly sat in a plane (without Mio).

>>46508154
Dreams do that. When they feel real you wake up with a fuck ton of residual feelings associated with that dream. I don’t think I’ve had a dream that in depth with a chuuba before but it sounds nice.

>>46511766
My first kiss was in a dream and it felt so real and electrifying that I developed feelings for the girl several years after I last saw her

>>46511346
The lucidity curse

>>46505418
My chuuba related dreams are nothing lewd or crazy, more gosling fuel than anything. Of those I remember:

>Meeting up with and going on a Shibuya date with Towa, we are madly in love with each other.
>Taking IRyS on a date to the Texas State fair. This like, our third or fourth date, we go around eating the crazy fair food, IRyS loves it, and watching her have fun makes me feel full of happiness.
And most recently
>Suisei and my mom coincidentally meeting at some cafe and having to deal with teasing from both of them, including some about the exact nature of Suisei and I's relationship.

>>46505418
I had a dream where all the chuubas were chasing me down dark hallways one by one. Their eyes were hollow and the texture of their models were hyperrealistic but 2D (like how witches in Madoka Magica looked). Every time I would be caught, they would subject me to a thematically appropriate death
>Getting caught by Kiara has her slash my gut and leave while chickens peck at my entrails
>Getting caught by Ame has her put me under a magnifying glass that reveals what I looked like under my skin. Once she puts down her magnifying glass, I don't have skin anymore.
>Getting caught by Korone gets my head bolted into one of those head cages, and I slowly turn into those things from Evil God Korone
>Getting caught by Ina has her impale me with her tentacles, which release a sort of acid that slowly (and painfully) digests my body
Makes me want to make an Ao Oni-type horror game full of Holos, really

>>46515154
This sounds like your dreams had you trapped in a creepypasta.

Shit, I should've written down my dreams somewhere instead of just posting them to the thread immediately upon waking up and then forgetting about it. I'm sure I missed out on some really good ideas given how vivid my dreams are.

>>46515835
I think it's because I've been watching a lot of gameplay videos of Ao Oni and Faith. The weird thing is that I can never stand playing those games, but I'm always so game with eating up their stories and lore
Even after the dream I imagined them speaking to me as if they were using the speech synthesizer from Faith, the Software Automatic Mouth
Like this: https://voca.ro/18Oe9QC0pEmQ

>>46516568
Ao Oni used to be much better back in like 2012. I was shocked at how shit it is now

>>46508154
Yeah I remember that promt. I was thinking about taking a crack at it.

>>46516467
S-source?

>>46516643
It got a bit too popular, imo
Imagine chuubas stumbling upon that mansion, and one by one they get caught and more oni that look like them start chasing the survivors

>>46348522
HoloJourneys Bard Tales After Midnight: Pond-side With the Champion of Ursol

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRkUA-F5n9N54gzm2-gukQFpkOenzcJ7tKagkPwk99dd1SPeXSu5WgZNyo4cL7hbkT6fyLPBYEx9cAH/pub

Tags: Nene, NSFW

Alright, here is my first attempt at some smut in over a decade. Another piece to the non-canon tales after midnight collection involving a scene with Nene that I couldn't get out of my head. I'd be super appreciative of some feedback as I try to get the juices flowing for when some canon smut makes its debut in the series. I also hope anyone who gives it a read enjoys it.
Providing my smut is not boner-killingly bad.

>>46517541
This might just be a matter of preference, but I think you could have eased up on the tildes.

>>46517541
I haven't read it but don't worry about it tildeking.

>>46517541
I haven’t read the rest of this series but I will say that the way Nene talks is a bit too much. I understand that she refers to herself as “Nene” and not “I” when speaking irl, but in Japanese the need to refer to yourself comes up a lot less. This means she doesn’t have to say “Nene” as much and it feels more natural. When trying to transfer this to an English script, it starts sounding very out of place since she says her own name practically every sentence. If you want to get the point across I’d recommend only having Nene refer to herself as “Nene” every few times, with the rest just being a regular “I”.

>>46517541
7.8/10 too much tilde

>>46521196
That's just how formatted her speech since it's part of her character. Think simple barbarian vibes.
>>46520149
Will keep that in mind going forward! I could probably find better ways to get the inflection I want the line to read across.

>>46517541
I've made a pact to cum at least once for every tilde.
I do not anticipate I will survive this journey. That aside, I enjoyed the smut itself. I could tell you were nervous writing it but it wasn't egregiously bad or anything. However, I will say
>“That was…That was awesome.” You say with an undoubtedly stupid look on your face.
Reads like the most awkward virgin post sex line in the world but man it was funny and felt relatively appropriate following kuma sex. Doubt I could say anything better in that situation. Nice work.

>>46524311
>Reads like the most awkward virgin post sex line
That's what I was going for since at this point in the story anon is still canonically a virgin. I want to make sure I capture that train of thought and dialogue that can naturally happen when you've been pent up, riddled with hormones, and finally get to experience intercourse. I'm actually kinda looking forward to exploring the anon's eventual first experience with sex in canon and the growth that happens when you have repeat sexual experiences with a partner, or in this series' case, more than a couple partners.
Delving into writing and publishing smut did have my nerves rocking a little bit, which should die down more since I've actually done it now. I'm hoping my next one won't show that as much.
I must have had the worse tilde tunnel vision of my life. I thankfully should never make that mistake again, thanks again for the feedback!

Writing NTS while listening to Doom music is pretty wild

>>46525637
Is this that Chloe fic that one anon has been wishing for?

>>46525896
It is from him, but it isn't Chloe, no.

>>46517541
Anon really is the most awkward baka virgin, thank you for the nene sex even though it's not canonical.

I think I might have to agree with the others though that Nene referring to herself by name a lot sorta takes away from it a bit. I think Nene saying "I" when referring to herself would help her speech flow better.

Anyways for Canon sex I want it to be Flare, I want it to be so raw and visceral and for the others to be too scared to look at the other's in the eye for a bit and for flare to have this looking into space too often since she can't think straight yet, that is all I wish for, you wouldn't hurt me by rejecting it right anon?

>>46526176
Seconding Flare. It's gotta be her and it's gotta be the most primal breeding the world's ever seen

>>46526288
How to write Flare? Isn't she an autistic half-elf.

...why aren't you writing?

>>46532601
my oshi is inflicting a psychokinetic on all of her viewers by streaming a puzzle game with her tiny brain over the span of 3 hours

>>46532601
motivation machine broke

>>46532601
why write when i can play ten consecutive hours of Dungeons of Dredmor, the best roguelike of the 2010s

>>46532601
Because I don't want to? Instead of shaming others to do the writing, why don't you write instead?

>>46532601
But I am writin'

>>46533608
I stopped reading after the first sentence. Really hope you rewrite it after you're done writing it.

>>46532601
Polka's being cute in PolDen and I can't look away.

>>46534210
Oh yeah, I will; it's terrible. But, also, that's just background stuff. A sort of 'creation myth' for the thing I'm actually writing. In the future, a character will probably tell this story in a way that's better than how it is now
tl;dr, it's how the members of Council, the Ancient Ones, and Omega came to be

>>46533608
Gotta love chuuni shit. Me personally? 5 primordial beings representing existence, everything and nothing. Life, death, light, dark and nothing. Life got killed and from its entrails the multiverse came to be Sheesh, I have so much lore I could write a Tolkien novel. Unfortunately none of this fits with Vtubers

>>46534480
Yeah, it's nice to write stuff like this. Though to be honest, it's the first time I made a 'creation myth' sort of narrative. I'm more used to writing the background of fictional organizations, with dates of fictional events and stuff
Also anon, if you have enough material, then... why not try your hand at writing your own LOTR?

>>46534648
Because I'm absolutely garbage at writing concise plots. I'm only good for smut

>>46534691
Then... a series of smutty fantasy shorts interconnected by a background story? Like, 'to fulfill a prophecy' the hero must bang all Gods of creation
Then again something like that would sell more in Japan as an ecchi light novel than in the West

>>46535041
Chuuni shit doesn't work for Western stories and certainly not for here

>>46535150
True, true. That's why I've been editing my story over and over again to have only the minimal amount of chuuni stuff to move the plot forward

>>46535150
Chuuni shit is so cringe.

>>46535150
Cry harder somewhere else. Two of the most famous novels in Western literature are chuuni.

>>46535320
Y-You're cringe!!!

>>46535376
Game of Thrones and Hunger Games?

>>46534480
I love imagining out autistic backstory lore too.
Which is a problem given that the idea I've been throwing around for the past month-ish in my notes is more suited for dumb chuuni shonenesque adventures with chuubas that can also turn into weapons.
Honestly not sure where to go with the idea. I have a chapter plotted out but I'm not sure whether to go with the generic 'modern day Tokyo + whatever is needed to justify chuuba weapons' or to go with the dumb lore I wrote out while thinking up the fic.

>>46535426
Catcher in the Rye and Don Quixote

>>46535574
Lol who and what now?

>>46535376
If I may, I'm the anon he was replying to. I think the reason why certain 'chuuni stuff' is considered cringe is because they try to look cool while lacking substance and, ultimately, contribute little to a story's plot. For example, Tolkien's lore is rich as hell, but we only ever get to see what's relevant to the plot of the main books. I think that's why the 'miscellaneous' stuff went into the Silmarillion instead.
tl;dr chuuni stuff is "cringe" if it doesn't add to the plot. If you wanna put it in, there'd better be a point to it being there

>>46535574
Wasn't the whole point of both those stories that the main character is an idiot?

>>46535843
Not really, but regardless of that they still act chuuni throughout their stories.

>>46536398
I'd say it has to be 'unironic chuuni' rather than ,something that's self-aware about it to have the work count as chunnibyou

>>46535574
I am rereading catcher in the rye, it's honestly a great example for learning about how to write a strong character voice. Salinger is really good, funny guy. Not really something high schoolers should read imo

>>46533608
My honest reaction to your prose.

>>46536568
>you have to be a dumbass to learn how to write a fun guy who doesn't take things seriously

>>46537006
background notes, purese andastand onegaishimasu

>>46537085
Reading comprehension-chama...

I've been writing for over 6 hours... I feel unstoppable...!

>>46534480
>5 primordial beings representing existence
>none of this fits with Vtubers
??????

>>46537985
I mean you could technically attach those descriptions to council but they are only wardens, not really the representation of the concepts itself. Except for maybe Bae, but the lore never went on to explain if she really was the true embodiment of chaos itself or not.

>>46538120
Wardens, shmardens. When haven't we done a little lore stretching? Their characters fit the task just fine.

>>46535041
Iroha cute!

>>46538923
what is her personality like? haven't watched her because i don't speak japanese but her design is very cute

>>46538120
Bae is the only member of Council explicitly stated to be their concept and not the representation of it.
>A member of the Council and the very concept of Chaos, birthed by the world, itself.

>>46539028
Massive hoshiyomi, can cook and clean (many holomems have expressed their desire to marry her), VERY pon (gets lost easily, to the point where her manager refuses to let her outside. Also forgot her jacket twice in the same day), tends to avoid dirty jokes, is the target of bullying and generally considered pretty 'pure'. She's also really fit, she didn't struggle at all during her RFA streams and taunted chat because they didn't get any lewd noises from her.

>>46539028
She doesn't have any descriptors that really set her apart from the others besides the fact that she says gozaru a lot

>>46539561
high wife power… hm. On the bullying thing… that's also valuable. Maybe a childhood friend thing? It might be a little mean though.

Anons, I have a question.
Before /wg/, did you guys come from other writing-related generals? Or boards like /lit/?
For example, I came from /ddlc/ way back in 2017, where I wrote mostly straight and grounded drama fics

>>46539950
/jp/

>>46539975
What are the writing-related generals in /jp/? I don't go there often so I might check them out

>>46540098
There are none. /vt/ is just an offshoot of /jp/.

>>46539950
I had never written more than 300 words at once in my life before I came to this place. The only fanfic I had ever read was of Monika recruiting the DDLC crew to have a futa orgy with them.

>>46540142
Ah, I see. Yeah, I know about /vt/ being a /jp/ offshoot. Guess /wg/ is the outlier then, since it's the only writing-adjacent community I know so far that's related to vtubers

New thread
>>46540167

>>46539712
Her wife power is possibly the highest among the holos. While that's not a super high bar considering how lazy some of them are, Iroha is built for marriage. She gives me "the girl your friend tries to introduce you to" vibes more than a childhood friend.
>>46539950
Nah. I always enjoyed writing stories as a kid but never properly got into it until /wg/.

>>46540341
Stop pushing your unity agenda

>>46540306
So this is your first writing general then? At least it got you more into writing! So that's good.
I remember back during the early /ddlc/ days when we still organized writing contests and such. Though I'm speaking without knowing much of /wg/ since I'm relatively new to this place
>>46540363
Me, I had a five-year break from writing. So /wg/ immediately became my go-to writing general after /ddlc/. Still getting back into the groove. Whenever I read stuff I wrote from back then, there's always this nagging feeling that it was better than the stuff I wrote now

>>46540363
I'm gonna out myself as a full blown fucking weirdo here, because I've never had a friend introduce me to a girl before—what do you mean by that?

>>46540595
It's when a friend introduces you to a girl because they think you're both compatible with each other.

>>46540439
If you've had prior experience with writing, I'm sure you'll pick the skills you had back up in no time. It's good to hear you're writing for /wg/ now, we always need more writers.

>>46540668
Yeah I'm fucked in the head then. I have no idea how that kind of thing happens. The only way I can imagine it is like, if the friend is an older sibling trying to get her off his back or something.

>>46540595
NTA but I had an experience like that once in high school. I dated this girl for like 2 months but because she was Christian and I was a super pervert it didn't work out, we kept making out every once in a while, and some time later she introduced me to her friend who never had a bf before to get us together because she was lonely maybe. She was even cheering us on as we shared our first kiss. It was quite strange and possibly the closest I ever got to having a threesome. Kinda wish I pushed for it.

>>46540720
>I have no idea how that kind of thing happens.
It's when a friend introduces you to a girl because they think you're both compatible with each other. Not a hard concept to grasp

>>46540595
>>46540726
Also in my country at least there's a really big culture of girl friends hooking you up with other girls that are her friends if she thinks you're lonely and would be a good match. Shit man, I asked my best girl friend to help me out to hook up with some and all I got was some mean words shared to me in the form of screenshots from my friend

>>46540780
anon you need to understand i have anime brain poisoning
i can't see a universe where a girl (or guy, even) would be like "hey there's this chick you don't know that i think you should kiss" and a guy being like "yeah sounds cool"
it feels so weird in my brain to meet somebody for the first time knowing that they recommended you to a friend for dating purposes

>>46540680
Thanks, anon. Let's just say I was in the 'for-profit' side of writing during the five-year interval, and it all but killed my creative writing ability because of a lack of practice/reading fiction

>>46539950
I was in the /trash/ caption threads for a cup of coffee a few years ago, but here is my only real foray into being an active contributor for any writing

>>46540595
I've found that girls I'm introduced to generally tend to be shy, sweet and haven't had any previous boyfriends. Now that could be my bias speaking, but I get the feeling confident girls who have had multiple partners wouldn't have any issues meeting new guys.

>>46540844
>it feels so weird in my brain to meet somebody for the first time knowing that they recommended you to a friend for dating purposes
Yes, that's how dating works. I don't know how you find the fundamental nature of Human social interactions baffling. Even people with autism and down syndromes knows this.

>>46540844
So you're saying you'd decline if your friend introduced you to someone who wants to get to you know you, already knowing that if it goes well at all the two of you will get together?

>>46540873
>/trash/
My most vivid memory of that board was that it has (or had) a very active general for The Loud House R34 that I clicked out of genuine curiosity (it was my first time in /trash/). I scrolled down, blinked, and never opened /trash/ again
No offense; the whole board just comes off as 4Chan's very own 'Twilight Zone' to me

>>46539950
Literally me when frying anything. I cover my arms with kitchen cloth and very carefully lay down the stuff into the oil then run away as it starts exploding

>>46540844
It's not all sunshine and rainbows. I once had my friend and his girlfriend try to introduce me to someone, but they did it in the most awkward way imaginable which led to the most awkward first interaction with someone I have ever had. The memory still haunts me to this day.

>>46540920
yeah but in most dating experiences both people are fully on board for "yeah sure let's see if this works out" and there's no middleman involved like, standing in the background with their hands steepled like a supervillain like "ah, yes, all according to plan"
>>46540954
i'm not saying that i just think it'd be really awkward to meet somebody with the intention of dating them when they don't necessarily have the same idea in mind

>>46540976
I only ever visited the slut threads so I never saw anything bad but from what I know, /trash/ and /d/ are like the two places that are even worse for your eyes than /b/

>>46540954
I think he's just saying he can't imagine a scenario like that happening in the first place, rather than whether or not he would accept.
But hey, that's why escapist fanfiction exists.

>>46541029
No, if your friend is introducing you to them, they know it's because you want to date them. Here's how it usually goes.

"Hey there's this really cute friend of mine who I think would be a good fit for you"

"I don't know"

"Give it a try"

"Okay"

Then she comes up to you and says she has a friend that wants to meet you and if you accept then it happens. Usually under the supervision of this friend for the first encounter so things are less awkward

>>46540991
Man up.

>>46539950
I've drifted from a few different threads in /v/ and eventually to their /vg/ counterparts but always left when shit got too stupid in their respective threads.

>>46540991
I find that it's better to lay anything you're cooking with oil away from your body so the splatters don't get on your chest or (heaven forbid) your eyes
>>46541032
>/d/
Brings back memories. A good part of my college days were spent down in that hole. But I don't have the stomach to go back there anymore lmao

>>46541029
The supervillain rubbing their hands together as you describe isn't entirely innacurate. Most of my friends who wanted to introduce me to someone really loved the idea and were super excited for it. It's like they enjoy being the wingman and want to see the sparks fly

>>46541086
no see it's the fact that the third person is there at all that's weird to me
like on a blind date at least you know that you're both feeling awkward and trying to make a first impression
but with this kind of thing you know that at least one of you has been talked up by the middleman beforehand and has heightened expectations, and the other is probably just trying it out as a favor to their friend and has no intention of actually having a relationship
it just seems built to fail

>>46541029
Well... no, it can happen pretty naturally. Maybe they just give you her number, or introduce her when you're in a big group together and stick around while you two of youget to know each other.
You make it sound like some girl is interested in getting a boyfriend so her friends put the two of you into a SAW-esque room together.

>>46541103
>/vg/
I feel you. I used to frequent /tofg/ a lot but got sick and tired of the drama. Nowadays I just drop into certain generals from time to time, but I'm generally out of the loop

>>46541142
Brother nobody is being forced to anything if all parties are present it's because all of them are interested.

>>46539950
Nope.
/lit/ in particular is just about the worse place on the internet to go if you're interested in writing. It's full of psuedointellectuals who write terribly pretentious prose without the talent to back it up. It doesn't help that they're all le cynical badasses who never leave their room, and thus can't convey the real world without a veneer of bookishness.
That's when they're writing though. 90% of the time, they're complaining about motivation to write, as if something as fun as writing is what something you need to be dragged into.
This general is unironically better, because people by default have lost the prudishness and pretentiousness that says you can't write about cute things, gosling moments, romance, badass fight scenes, and spoopy arg psycho girls. It's just more fun in fanfiction communities

>>46541145
explain this then
>>46541138
because it seems like there's a saw-esque vibe here and i'm not the only one who sees it

>>46540976
I only went to that board because RWBY threads would get kicked off /co/ in between seasons and would migrate to /trash/ in the meantime. That was it's own can of worms though cause there was a split after a bunch of people started running quests during the downtime leading them going to fucking ochochan.

Shout out to JasperQuest igniting my fetish for Amazons though[/spoilers]

>>46541142
Anon, you're overthinking things WAY too much. It's not like either party is being forced into it, the friend just asks if you want to meet a cute girl so you say yes and volare.

>>46541236
Anon I think you're a lost cause.

>>46541270
yeah but what does the cute girl get out of this? "hey do you want to meet this guy i talked you up to and now i'm kinda on the hook if you say no"? cute girls can literally choose anybody they want why would they agree to something like that

>>46541236
Girls like romance and drama. Seeing two of their friends hook up gives them a sense of fulfillment and helps the two friends in question find love. Everyone wins!

>>46541189
Because /vg/ fucking sucks and is a containment board with threads whose posters eat their own tails. It's not worth interacting with unless something you like has an update and you need some info or you want to snag some cute art.

>>46541236
I don't understand what you want me to explain. Maybe once you guys start getting along the mutual friend thinks you look cute together. Maybe they're not there at all. Even if they are there going "Mwahahaha" that doesn't stop you from meeting a girl and learning about her. I don't understand what's so difficult to grasp about a simple human interaction.

>>46541336
You have to be baiting at this point, no fucking way someone can be this socially maladjusted to the point that normal human interactions baffles them.

>>46541336
I know it's hard to comprehend this but girls are also people and they also have social anxiety and can have no friends or have never had a boyfriend or are unable to meet someone alone.

>>46541217
True, honestly. There was once a time that I tried reading the /lit/ top 100 but I couldn't really push myself. I just wasn't interested in many of the books. I wanted to write drama scenes and chuubas watching Pirates of the Caribbean, with the occasional fight scene and light chuuni bullshit, so I felt that /lit/ didn't match what kind of guidance I was looking for and led me to sticking around /here/ more instead
>>46541238
I know threads that get booted off other boards go to /trash/ but otherwise I don't know much about it Also hello, fellow Teamate

>>46541336
Anon, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? I tried explaining things calmly but I'm at my wit's end. Maybe the cute girl wants a boyfriend. Maybe the friend asked her if she's interested and she said yes.
>cute girls can literally choose anybody they want why would they agree to something like that
I'm... not even going to get started on that.

>>46541386
>>46541392
don't gaslight me, this is not a normal human interaction it's a fuckin tween comedy show plot, i saw this episode of zoe 101

>>46541409
if they have no friends *who's introducing them to you* anon? huh? can't fool me i spotted that inconsistency.

>>46541376
Yeah, I just drop by in case I want to know the new meta with the gachas I'm playing. But even then, I don't play gachas all too often
I remember in early /tofg/ when we still discussed lore and such. Then the content droughts happened. Oh well. "Be glad that it happened" and all that, I suppose

>>46541464
Even the most friendless of people usually have at least that one single best friend who sticks by their side. I assumed you knew that.

>>46541464
>this is not a normal human interaction it's a fuckin tween comedy show plot
Anon, I rarely, if ever, say this, but holy shit, go outside. Turn off your computer, your phone, any electronics, and go outside. This is starting to become actually depressing to know someone here can't fathom normal human interaction.

>>46541447
Not really a Teamate, just think she's cute.

>>46541511
unfortunately you're wrong and i have empirical evidence: my entire life

>>46541336
Based dense MC.
The girl trusts the judgement of her matchmaker friend, to properly vet her from weirdos. If anything, introductions via friend are a conceptually safer way of meeting guys, especially for shy girls.
Shy girls don't often pursue men due to fear.

>>46541534
Yeah, that's her charm. I happen to have a thing for blue-eyed blondes, so here we are

>>46541552
see now this makes sense, why couldn't any of you just say this? having the middleman there as a safety interaction so both of you know the other party isn't gonna make things weird is a good idea and i can understand being shy to meet people and wanting somebody else there that you know in case you don't click

>>46541538

>>46541464
>this is not a normal human interaction
It happened to me twice last year. As I said, you're overthinking things. None of the parties present made a big deal about it, it was just a casual introduction.

>>46541598
I'm a sucker for high-waisted skirts.

>>46541643
Yup, you're baiting.

>>46541643
Anons of /wg/, kneel. With the strength of my perception, I have done what you could not. I have solved the case.