/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

1st

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

>>46510806
where ddid ur picture went?

I love Gura the most.

pet shart

My stinky little daughterwife is so precious, how could anyone hate her?

>>46510837
buuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

>>46510890

It's too late for a frame now
She better upload another meme video

>>46510822
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1642552373229789185
So seems you guys where right. She did have enjoy her self and was not inside this whole time and not only that because she is back we got very bad lie as an excuse no way her internet had gone out for that long. We did get a short posted today so she did work hard so no stream. But looks like we are going to get another Minecraft when she does and that makes me happy!!! (wonder how bad her sunburn really is ---) YEA ME.

Where in the fuck in the US does an ISP goes down for four days?

sheesh

>>46510990
>We did get a short posted today so she did work
It wasn't made today. The shorts need to be pre-approved and that isn't going to happen on the weekend. She was probably holding onto it for a low-point.

>>46510990
Feel better schizo.

please post in your native language instead, pajeet

>>46511046
It was obviously a household issue, my connection was fucked for days a few weeks ago.

>>46511046
It doesn't unless her power went out. She was lying

>taking this long for a new thread
It's actually over

>>46510904
gooba, you sound...

Cwispy Shark

So Gura won't be okay to stream until she start liking new fanart, really not expecting a stream tomorrow since body hurt is a good default reason for a few days

>>46511180
Its silly people are trying to conflate it as a massive blackout. And they suddenly act like experts in knowing what kind of phone or internet plan she has.

Remember to love your shark!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uL2FMF9Dnw

GURA, WHY CANT YOU JUST TELL YOUR FANS WHEN YOU'LL BE STREAMING NEXT. ITS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT. YOU KNEW DAMN WELL YOU WERE GOING TO THE BEACH FOR 4 DAYS WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND. JUST SAY NO STREAM UNTIL MONDAY. BUT YOU KNOW TAKING 4 MORE DAYS OFF LOOKS BAD SO YOU GHOST AND THEN COME UP WITH A LIE

>>46511466
because she hates her fans

Take a break from the shitposting, friend, you're short circuiting.
Take a little nap and you can come back and do it all over again.
We'll still be here for you.

>>46511466
I wish she'd just tell us she wants fuck off and be lazy instead of making some cringe lie that anyone with 90 iq can see through

>>46511180
Having issues for a household is one thing but bring being completely down at one house for so long? Doubt

>>46511765
Gura reads too much porn too. She probably wishes they were true.

>>46511466
who's the boyfriend ?

>>46511569
She doesn't, she's just a little lazy. This is how she's literally always been you stupid newnigger.
>>46511764
She doesnt need to. You should know by now that she is an inherently lazy girl, unless you know nothing of HER.

Sex with a fembud.

>>46510990
Hi pajeet

The HERbaiting is so funny. You know none of them watched her then.

>>46511897
She just has a lot of different stuff going

Rindo getting a colonoscopy. I wish I was the colonoscope.

>>46511896
Me

What are the weird robot noises in this short she posted? They sound like one of those sound effects you'd hear in an old 90's videogame.

>>46511988
Why would a teenage girl need to know what's happening in her colon?

>>46511988
You don't have to post updates here. In fact, please don't.

>>46512036
It's the fart soundboard

>>46511988
Did she lose her nendo up there?

>>46511988
Back to your jew thread
>>46483142

>>46511466
Why are you assuming its the beach? Or with anyone?

>>46512058
None of them sound anything like farts. I don't understand why so many people independently reached the conclusion that they're farts when they don't sound like farts.

https://youtu.be/5QPIaKu7hjo?t=5350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LvZ3SFzL4&t=830s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LvZ3SFzL4&t=1230s

I sometimes forget that these shitposters are actually fucking ill. They are seriously like this.

>>46512119
It just sounds like they've been run through an audio filter

>>46511896
Moi.

>>46512119
Could it be be because you're wrong and they do sound like farts?

>>46512118
How else are you going to get sunburned on your whole body?

>>46512118
Who goes out alone long enough to get sunburned?

>>46512119
cope

>>46512119
It sounds like the stock fart sound effect chopped up and run through a filter.

>>46512240
>your whole body
Proof? Gura never said that

>>46512240
Your confusing your own delusions with what she posted

>>46512228
But they don't sound like farts. It's everyone else that's wrong.
>>46512210
What?

>>46512038
Ovarian cyst.

>>46512118
How else do you get sunburned do badly that it hurts to move?

>>46512257
I have, depending on her skin it could've only been a couple of hours.

>>46512309
Try not being brown

>>46511896
It's the banned word in chat that shares a name with a popular doll
>>46511896
True, she had a good run but the regression to HER was inevitable I guess

>>46512052
But I just wanted to tell you guys that I wish I could be pushed up her tight teenage asshole. She is mine and Gura's daughter Afterall.

>>46512360
gura doesn't sound like the girl who goes out alone

>>46512094
I don't like kike owned gooks that fuck nig nogs.

>>46512439
Your bait would be better if you actually watched streams shitposterchama

>>46512377
Yeah and it's normal for anyone no matter how pale you are to get sunburned do badly that it hurts to move. That means her whole body got burned and also why is she retarded and didn't use sunscreen

>>46512387
Why do you lie about people on the internet, and then turn around and call the victim of your lies the real liar? Seems kind of fucked.

>>46512309
>>46512360
I once stupidly walked around on an uninhabited, unshaded peninsula for like 6 hours and got the worst sunburn of my life, my skin was peeling off for a week and I couldn't sleep

>46512470
>schizo headcanon

>>46512439
Well, if you actually did your reps, you'd know she really is a loner.

>>46512162
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE A MALE

>>46512470
>That means her whole body got burned
How? I've burned just my neck so much that I was like fucking batman not turning my head for 2 days

>>46512512
Why else is it banned then? If it's just a friend then no need to ban right?

>>46512387
I've no idea which doll your talking about and why would that word be banned?

>>46512590
Streaming doesn't require turning her head. If that's all it is there's no excuse for not streaming today.

>>46512590
>>46512538
Why don't you fucks use sunscreen if you go out for that long

>>46512654
>an unironic phoneposter

>1/7th of the thread gone in an instant
And that wasn't even all of it

>>46512654
She literally has 2 monitors and turns her head to look at chat. Turning her head and moving her arms are like the only two motions she actually DOES need to stream

>>46512648
Every time she talks about playing Barbie horse adventure no one in chat can type that word. It's hilarious.

>>46512573
Unless she tells lies

Someone's been in a bad mood lately, holy moly.

>>46512693
wasn't really what I had planned to do that day, just kinda happened, and then here I am miles from society like "ah hell I should have thought this through"
I was wicked dehydrated by the time I made it back, I owe my life to the first overpriced beverage vending machine I found

>>46512744
She doesn't need to look at chat. Nobody would complain if she did a no looking at chat stream. If she had the right setup, she could get away with barely moving her arms too.

>>46512642
Like all words that are banned,, someone was abusing it. That word wasn't banned before some schizo troll spammed prechat with it. Same thing with voice. People kept doxbaiting with it. And so on. Keywords get banned when they are misused to cause drama.

>>46512573
Lmao
There's tons of evidence of HER contradicting that

>>46511046
>Where in the fuck in the US does an ISP goes down for four days?
She was lying. The number of streams she cancelled because PC/ISP/astral plane hort is huge and is just something she does. It really is over and we just have to accept that. The fact she hasn't returned to regular daily streaming after the Japan arc proves that she never had any intention of doing so. We're one year and four months into her being essentially absent and there's no point in pretending she's ever going back to being an actual streamer. She's just there to shill merch and do a nominal stream every couple of weeks. She's effectively retired from vtubing. Everything beyond that is just sadness and refusal to accept this.

There's chuubas like Remilia who literally live in a shack in third world countries that manage to stream regularly and when they get cut off or lose electricity make it up the very next day with multihour streams. Fucking Pippa streamed for a week from a shipping container and leeching off of public wifi in 144p when she got kicked out of her rental place. The amount of bullshit Gura has fed us over this YEAR+ is staggering and it's clear she is just lazy, unreliable and done, absolutely done with being a vtuber. The amount of effort and grinding chuubas do across multiple corpos, indies and so on makes her conduct indefensible.

>>46512693
I don't go outside so I don't own sunscreen. It's very rare that I have to and so honestly I just forget about sunburn being a thing that even exists, every rare time it's happened to me in my adult life it's because I didn't even think about it.

>>46512805
What was the schizo spamming about voice? I missed that arc

all they can do is fall back on
>transatlantic
It's so funny every single time. Nearly 3 whole years and there isn't anything new. Gura antis might actually be the most pathetic people on the entire planet

So no streams today?

>>46512768
>lately
try years, anyway I'm watching mommy faufau playing faith rn

>>46512921
A short is sort of like a prerecorded stream if you think about it.

>>46512814
Like?

>>46509124
>You people are stuck making so many excuses
>>46512824
Anon, I'm not the one who goes on generals about oshis I don't care for, stalks her fanbase and twitter for a narrative to push, gets mad when people don't take my lines the way I want and then repeats the process instead of moving on or following someone I like.

>>46512901
Ackshually the new one isn't transatlantic, it's Swedish meat balls

>>46512898
real voice, I believe that happened after luigi's mansion

Lotta doxxfaggotry. Someone's having a seething fit.

>>46512801
That sounds retarded, why are you even bringing streams into it in the first place, all I was saying was that "it hurts to move" doesn't imply her entire body hurts, while you were trying to claim the opposite for some dumb reason. Then you started talking about something totally unrelated to the original claim.

>>46512814
So where is it?

Please don't try and reason with schizos.
Just let them get their fill while they respond to themselves and report where necessary.

>>46512944
I kind of ship it.

>>46512962
The very thing that unicorns here seethe at when stars collabs happen except she wasn't in a company

>>46512965
Why are you talking to the idol shill Ops?

>>46512972
your geography reps anon

>>46513001
Well, apparently it isn't bannable anymore

entirely too intriguing

>>46513025
Fair enough.

>>46513015
Just look up past vods that were recovered bro. She is anything but a loner especially with how much male collabs and friends HER did

>>46512972
Anon....

>>46513020
She still does it though

>>46513020
You're talking about her physically being outside with someone. In person. There's no evidence of that.

>>46512824
Finally someone with common sense

>>46513108
??? Who cares about prehololive internet collabs? Thats not what is at contention you horse faced retard.

>>46513108
Remember that gura's ideal date is playing videogames 1 on 1

>>46513158
The original poster was about her being a loner. I'm just saying she isn't the loner personality. No idea about anything outside of online

>>46512950
No, it's not.

>>46513216
The contention was about her being a loner and nothing else

How do you think Gura would react to being in a Top Fuel dragster, accelerating from 0 to 330 mph in 3.75 seconds?

Enjoy cycling ips doxfaggots. Still love my wife, always will. What you are doing will never work. Kill yourselves.

>>46513326
Doing things with people online occasionally doesn't make someone not a loner. She still is one, even in Hololive.

I'm timelooping AGAIN!

>>46513177
that's rare in ggg

>>46513398
Just like a rollercoaster, she'd need a push to do it but she'd have fun. Though in this case I could understand her fear because those things can be deadly

>The youtube vid is still up
baka Meidos

>>46513398
At those speeds my semen would seep out her cunny.

>>46513470
Samefag more and seethe forever faggot.

>>46513523
Just adjust her position a bit and the g-forces will push it even further in

>>46512824
wait a minute...

>all deleted
Lol.
I'm done responding to schizos

Damn that's a lot of [Deleted]

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>46513608
More than a third of the thread and they didn't even get all of it

>>46513649
Dunno why they bother. What a waste of time. Meanwhile my wife still loves me and sends me motivational videos making antis eternally seethe.

I was going to make a comment about not replying to the shitposts because they're bots and can't be argued with, but you can't successfully argue with human schizos either, so I think my advice would be lost on most

Why did she lie?

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

>>46513789
>no period
Bot post.

>>46513668
I'm not gay but if Gura had two shark cocks I'd let her stick em in my ass

>>46513789
Honestly I think calling them schizos is a disservice to people who actually have schizophrenia.

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>46513982
all women are whores

>>46513982
if your oshi weren't a whore she wouldn't have to

http://poal.me/oq9uq5

>>46514017
That makes sense, this thread is full of women.

>>46513608
There's one meido that routinely picks delete all, even for someone's posts that don't break the rules. He lives in this thread between around 7:00 PM to 2:00 AM EST.
I'm pretty sure it's against the rules to use that option for things other than spam, but what can you do?

>>46514080
Jannies are cancer

>>46513864
I have schizophrenia (apparently), but they are literally schizos so I don't mind. They'll never get between me and my love for my sharkwife.

>>46514080
Retard that's what happens when someone catches a ban, not that it matters because the schizos jump to a new IP anyways

>>46513608
>>46513750
I generally don't understand their motives. Are they seetheing numberfags or do they generally think all of Holo fandom is centered in a Gura general?

>>46513789
Good point. I'd rather enjoy oshi content and I got 95% of Gura videos unwatched yet from just getting here.

>>46514035
>separate options for Gura (Hood) and Gura(No Hood)
>no separate options for Casual (Catshark), Casual (Ribbon), and Casual (No decoration)

>>46514167
>seetheing numberfags
numberfags are happy that she made a short tho

So do we have a brief respite?

>>46514160
Lmao. No it's not, newfag. I'm talking about when someone is banned for one post and all their posts across the board are all deleted at once, including the ones in other threads. That option is supposed to be reserved for spam and illegal shit, but the mod here likes to use it for all bans that he issues.

>>46514364
But they are spamming, they're spamming terrible posts

>>46514364
>That option is supposed to be reserved for spam
What do you think their posts are you fucking moron? Replying to yourself over and over and over again is fucking spam

>>46514222
I thought about it but decided to just go hood/no hood because of the classic division there

>>46514167
I understand their motives. They are transgender, and transgender people fucking despise lolicons. That's why they are here. They're encouraged by the elites to destroy Gura and all in the world that is cute and wholesome because they want to destroy traditional gender rules. Objective beauty is repulsive to the Jew and the tranny. They hate beauty. They are jealous of it. They don't want us to breed cute tiny wife and have beautiful white children with her because they hate our race. We are the greatest threat to their parasitic existence. Those are their motives.

>>46514362
respite? hmm, strong word.

>>46514364
Anon, shitting the thread on cooldown and samefagging IS spamming

>>46514539
My POV every morning

>>46514539
The thought of waking up next to this every day is what motivates me

>>46514539
I don't like the gills, my brain registered them as gore. I don't even like gills on fish, like holding them by the gills. Makes me shudder

>>46514763
It's not her fault. A sharkgirls gotta breathe.

>>46514591
>>46514501
Replying to posts with an unpopular opinion or one not shared by a moderator is not spamming, you insufferable redditfag. Imagine sucking a mod's dick like this, especially one that breaks the rules. Have some self respect.

>>46514763
>not wanting to gently lick gura's gills and feel her breathing through your saliva

>>46514836
I still love her nonetheless. Like not everyone likes buttholes either but we all deal with it

>>46514035
Casual Gura (slutty brat hairstyle)

>>46514870
You should work on reading the posts you're replying to. A faggot replying to himself over and over again is spam, and this isn't a matter of unpopular opinions it's faggots spamming IRL discussion. You seem to be pretty adamant on defending the schizos so I can only assume you're one of them

>>46514870
If you're wrong about a fact that is true, like that Gura is perfect, then that's spam and I report it as such. Just don't be wrong about things.

>>46515045
What makes it a brat hairstyle? It looks really similar to her old one to me.

>defending threadshitters
>not a new ip on your iniitial seethe
Fess up, you posted the Youtube vid and you're mad that your buddies got smacked

im gonna fuck a shark

>>46515045
I'm assuming casual Gura is catshark right? Imagine holding her by the side ponytail as she deep throats you.

>>46514763
I fucking LOVE gills on aquatic monstergirls and I am so glad that they became canon and more artists draw them now

>>46515134
Do you really have to ask? Those hair accessories are something a 6 year old would wear
>>46515240
Correct

>>46515068
Many of the deleted posts don't even have replies, you schizo faggot. Stop thinking that everyone you disagree with is samefagging, you brown nosing fuck stick.

>has a whole list of games she sent off to management
What will she play next? I mean of course after she burns out on minecraft?

Feeling blue lately but I've been watching Gooba vods and clips to help improve my mood.
Is it healthy to depend on her voice? Probably not.

>>46515257
They're good when artists draw them cutely like >>46514836 and not like goreshit like your image or >>46514539

>>46515334
You can't possibly be this dense. No wonder you're the kind of person to defend threadshitters

I just realised that Gura is the only one who has big fish tail among the furries

>>46515120
She's not perfect. A perfect person wouldn't have lied like the way she did today.
Also,
>announcing reports

>>46515257
I wish I did love them. Gotta rewire my brain, turn that disgust and repulsion into arousal. I've done it before with other thing like the lewd and disgusting smell of a cunny.

>>46515352
I would say Korby but I think she's saving that for when she's feeling horny.

Gura is the perfect girl

>>46515388
You're a literally a schizo and not worth my time.

>>46515388
He is one of the threadshitters. There's rm shit in the thread that never got deleted and I'd bet my balls he's the one that posted it

Does youtube notify you about shorts? I didn't get any kind of notification and I even have email notifs enabled

>>46515571
I didn't get anything either, so it doesn't seem like it

>>46515360
I have her voice playing when I do chores, when I shower, when I poop, when I drive. When I'm not at my computer her voice is playing. And when I'm at my computer I'm rewatching vods. I fall asleep to her ASMR and quiet chatting vids every night. My ears are filled with the sound waves made be her perfect moist tight beautiful throat 24/7 and I'm not exaggerating. God I fucking love her.

>>46515571
i got a notification from my rss like 15 minutes late as usual. I need to find one that isn't late every time.

>>46515571
I didn't get notified either.

>>46515501
I think she's imperfect but I love her imperfections too.

>>46515571
I never got one

>>46515607
You love Gura a little too much friend. Find something to wean yourself off her.

>>46515407
Not announcing individual reports. I do report bad posts though, just like everyone should.

I just explosively exorcised an evil spirit that had been possessing my insides and flushed it down the toilet and now I feel absolutely amazing.
I just thought I'd let you guys know.

Theres something about the short that I really like. I'm not even that big of a zoomer either.

>>46515607
We're in so much trouble bro... what are we gonna do if we depend on her so much...

>>46515699
IT's probably the fact that it's a fucking good short.

>>46515692
please tell me you wipe it?

>>46515407
Oh and also, she's actually perfect. And if you think she has ever lied, you've just misunderstood her because you are stupid. It's a skill issue. Be better.

>>46515571
Basically >>46512981

>>46515692
We only talk about gooming here not shidding.

Reminder that Gawr Gura took Dino Gura into her care and then threw her against the wall like a wet paper towel, with absolutely no regard for the safety of an endangered exotic creature. Dino Gura was KILLED on impact and no arrest was ever made

We need to start talking about things we love about her more
I love how cringe she is

>>46515817
Shid now, goom later.

Do you think Gura ever reads threads or chat and imagines all the posters as shrimps and fantasizes about eating specific ones? Maybe she eats the ones that make her mad, as punishment. Maybe she eats the loyal ones as a reward. Maybe she imagines how each one would react to being eaten...

>>46515745
Burst into subatomic particles I guess. That's my plan anyway if anything happens to her.

>>46515881
dont worry theres more

>>46515881
That little fuck should've gone extinct with the rest of the dinosaurs, Gura was just correcting the natural order.

>>46515892

>>46515918
This is just random enough that I believe it's really Gura. Hi Gura, I love you!

>>46515766
I don't wipe, so a week later I can touch my butthole and smell it and imagine it's Gura's.

>>46515881
Don't worry, that one guy on twitter has enough to re-establish the population
But yeah I can't believe we just let her off with this one. How far will she go to test her theory that she can get away with anything because she's cute?

>>46515892
I don't love how cringe she is because Gura isn't cringe. The mere fact of her doing something makes whatever she does not cringe anymore. With the sole exception of that one time she tried to tell Shion about morbius. That was cringe.

>>46515501
Same desu

>>46515990

>>46515926
I'll join you brother.

>>46516061
Don't worry anon she was only ironically morbing it wasn't a genuine morb so it wasn't cringe

>>46516061
cultural exchange is good. did you know that Okayu asked Korone to say oh nyo earlier today?

>>46515626
She's perfectly imperfect, I want to be her husband and also her dad.
She really is daughterwife material.

>>46516282
No. I'm happy that Okayu loves Gura that much.

>>46515881
Dino Gura was fine, she's tough

>>46516315
She makes me concern too much. If I was her bf I'd be constantly worried about her.

>>46516282
>good good... now put on this wig...

>>46516282
Goddamn the gamers are based. Korone and ogayu are my favorite jps.

What is her excuse for not streaming tonight now that she's got her "internet problems" fixed?

She didn't even stream today...

>>46515352
She won't play any of them but her friends will have more games to play

>>46516539
It's great isn't it?

>>46515352
I think she'll try out a wildcard game. A game that no one will expect like project wingman.

>>46516282
Please timestamp?

>>46490652

Watching fauna play Faith. How long was Gura stuck on this boss fight?

Stinky

>>46516782
I think Gura saved Garcia first try? I don't remember how long it took her though.

So will it be minecraft next or that one pizza tower game? I'd be happy for both honestly. She said she also wanted to do an asmr and watchmaking for members as well.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I love Gura, and I enjoy watching her content.

>>46516846
Watchalong*
I'm away from keyboard at the moment.

>>46516782
I wanted to watch this live but I went right from live NASCAR to NHRA drag racing
Imagine driving 300mph and then your engine just explodes and takes the entire body of the car along with it; each firing of each cylinder has the explosive force of a stick of dynamite

I don't content, but I love watching Gura enjoy

Basically, I love gura.

>>46516508
Skin huwt

I love Gura.

>>46517066
I want to eat Gura's shed skin

>>46517106
Gura's auto-cannibalistic tendencies...

>>46516846
>watchmaking
GURA WORKING WITH TINY PRECISION PARTS LETS GOOOO

rrat: the sounds in the short she posted today are just modulated gura farts

>>46516846
Rp stream next week plus I'm guessing back to the future in a few weeks.

>>46517137
How is that weird? Do you not eat your own skin? Do it faggot, Gura does.

>>46517179
CHUMBUDS MY MAINSPRING JUST BLASTED OUT OF THE MAINSPRING BARREL AND SLICED MY FACE OPEN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>46516646
thank you for waiting
https://youtu.be/hiqhbsLgGkg?t=8109

>>46517277
That barely sounds like an oh nyo.

>>46517258
today on top gear, a chumbud gets merc'd by a timex

>>46517367
deafbud...

OH NO NO NO NO
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/tnum/46510790/deleted/deleted/page/1/

>>46517557
That's you, oh nyo claimer.

>>46517576
Cripplebros...

I need to see Gura in sexy tan lines of her bra and panties.

>>46517277
Thanks anon that's pretty cute

>>46517599
that was clear as crystal 'ohnyoooo'

>>46517277
Gura is too powerful. Oh nyo has entered western and eastern vernacular.

>>46517576
Kek

>>46517277
cute

Gura love!

>>46517576
how could my oshi crippleschizo do this...

I used to have severe yellow fever but gura made me attracted to cute, small and nerdy white girls.

>>46517955
based and same desu

Yet another day of no streams! Yesbuds can't stop winning!

where the FUCK is GURA

fart shart

I heard you guys like big zam dinogura

>>46518033
Retard

>>46518116
What did she mean by vtuber big?
Is she big for a vtuber or is she a big vtuber?

>>46518161
I think you mean Based. There was nothing wrong with what was said

>>46518173
Both.

>>46518161
whatever happened to ogey

>>46511169

>>46518048
with me

>>46518136
show some respect you fucknoodle, this fart shark is my wife

>>46518315
shorgey killed it

Imagine not being this obsessed with a vtuber, but with the FANS of a vtuber.

>>46518303
I really love Alice

frat shirt

>>46518173
>>46518173
>>46518173
>>46518173

Matsuri doing a literal shower stream. Why won't Gura shower with us? I want to hear her soap up her body and clean her stinky bits.

gura shooting your entire brain off with a shotgun !

>>46518452
gura wouldn't use a shotgun. she would rip your head open with her shark claws

>>46518511
Catsharks are declawed dumbud

>>46518452
She wouldn't want to do it

>>46518173
4u

>>46518557
Gura I don't think you're point it right...

I can't comprehend the mental gymnastics it takes to make people asking for streams into antis.

>>46518449
please, I don't want unnecessary drama. unironically its okay when jp does it.

>>46518405
>someone called me a shit eating retard
>haha jokes on him, I LIKE eating shit
Ummm based?

throwing gura up in the air on public !

>>46518669
I mean...I guess I can stream for you if you really want?
Is that why you people keep asking here?

>>46518767
Hell yeah, brother. Gura likes eating shit too, and we all want to eat her shit.

>>46518449
I really want a cunny shaving stream

>>46518857
Well I do. But that because I'm the only one who truly loves her enough to eat her shit. Like how is Gura doing a dump on my chest not sexy as fuck? Like just imagine it.

>>46518944
Retard

I don't like this feel, the feel of being constantly lied to, life is not some shitty ntr game you can just save and load, she doesn't realize how obsessively in love some fans (me) are with her.
She took half a week and saturday off to do something she knows would make her schizo fans (me) go on mental breakdown. It's obvious from her passive-aggressive writing style in the tweet.
She either went at some party after lying about not being "that kind of person" on stream or simply met somebody she absolutely knows would make her gachikois seethe with jealosy (me rn) and she's brushin it in their faces.

Gura I love you because you are the cutest and most feminine girl I ever interacted with since I was born and there's nobody else I ever loved so much in the world. Don't do this please...

>>46518944
is she gonna shave her labia?

>>46518980
Surely you can post your superchat receipts if you're so much of a gachikoi. You wouldn't be lying to us, right anon?

>>46518980
Dude she's never even been to a nightclub lol. Also she has no tattoos. If you don't want to believe her, that is your problem, your skill issue. Get your shit sorted.

I had to look up a picture to see what emoji Gura used. What the fuck even is this? A melting circle? Why can't she use normal emoji that everyone can see?

They're going off again I see. Oh well.

>>46519130
oji-san it's time to upgrade

helping gura cover up war crimes in the middle east !

>>46519033
I love tiny neet cunnies with tiny cute labia. But no girl should ever get their labia chopped off, just leave that shit alone girl. God I hate body desecration.

>>46519128
She really is perfect. All the girls these days get tattoos and noserings for some reason. I'm not a fan.

>>46519178
No. I'm happy with my computer that is incapable of running Windows 11. Now tell me what the hell that emoji is supposed to be.

>>46518669
/ggg/ is literally the core of Gura's fanbase, the true FANatics. They are her immortals, her undying warriors. In 5 years when she has graduated and ghosted the entire internet, they will still be here waiting for her to return. Anyone with a nasally loli voice and a weird love of spongebob will be identified as "gura" and then will be dropped when they realize it's not. As for streams, gura streamed 4/7 days last week. That's a lot for her.

>>46519130
Melting face is a top tier emoji you shut your mouth.

>>46519237
It works on windows 10 just fine. And it's a melting face, what are you confused about?

gura's swimsuit should be black

>>46519399
It looks more like a man wearing that clothing thing jesters wear to me.

>>46519128
Don’t need to go to nightclubs when you can throw parties at Airbnbs

>>46519538
Nah, too obscene. It should be more childish.

>>46519538
Gura's swimsuit should be one of those blue onepiece school swimsuits

>>46516061
>isnt cringe

>>46519658
That tweet was NOT cringe and she should NOT have deleted it.

>>46519538
Navy

>>46519707
That tweet WAS cringe but she still should NOT have deleted it because it was cute

>>46519641
This. And wearing a randoseru, and a collar and chain leash that I'm holding, and leather cuffs, and ankle cuffs attached to a spreader bar and...

>>46517955
strange I always wanted to fuck every girl I saw

Most of these emoji some of you have been complaining about not seeing including the pointing finger are part of unicode 14.0 which released in 2021:
https://unicode.org/emoji/charts-14.0/emoji-released.html
It's not even the newest release, please update your OS and browsers

>>46519538
My penor filled with blood...

>>46519884
No.

>>46512228
But they legit don't

>>46520054
Oh nyo, that sounds bad.

>>46519608
lmao

>>46520210
Worry not, its a normal reaction when I look at goob

>>46519884
Make me

>>46519116
>>46519128
Report and move on. Do NOT respond.

>>46520261
This tattooed faggot was within fucking meters of her. I will never ever ever stop hating mori. Stupid horse fucking whore.

>>46520271
I don't most people bleed from their dick homslice.

>>46520271
So now what are you going to do?

>>46520398
No, I enjoy conflict.

>>46520398
What faggot ass rule did I break this time? We all know she has no tattoos, she's told us. Some of you fags belong on Reddit.

>>46520515
goom

>>46520529
I completely misunderstood the post. I'm going outside, need a break lol

>>46520428
>meters
just how big was that bed?

>>46519884
Windows won't update it for me so as far as I know it's un-updatable.

>>46520398
This schizo rambling is the only interesting thing in this thread, no I don't think I will.

>>46520545
Nice

>>46520529
>What faggot ass rule did I break this time?
None you stupid illiterate nigger. I was telling you to NOT respond to bait and report it instead
>>46520615
You're fogiven. Im still gonna give you a seething (you) though.

>>46510790
Sell us Gura's half eaten bun you chicken

>>46520747
She ate the rest of it anon

cutesy wutesy owo shhorki

>>46519608
Never happened. Schizophrenic nonsense.

>>46521037
Mori's sister doesn't exist anymore? Great.

Another loop.

>>46521098
Stop alluding to easily disprovable rrats conjured up by schizophrenic antis.

>>46521259
Mori said that on stream. It's not even a rrat.

>>46521259
https://youtu.be/CQF46f6e9NY
>8:55
>"there are people outside and on the curb chillin with them alcohols"
>9:25
>"there was a rager going on, like full on edm like blasting out the windows"
>"I was like yo... we're gonna kicked out... it was bad"
>9:55
>"[repeating friend's words]'anyways I'm tripping balls right now', and I'm like alright that's great"
>12:15
>"I think she's fine right now, she's in a room close to me, away from where the speakers do be bumpin"
>"So I think she's fine, she's just like, 'nononono that's cool, I'm just gonna sleep', so she's sleepin"
>"but i dunno, she could be up to some other... shenanigans, who could say?"
>"I dunno I broke away so I could do this"
>mori left her asleep alone at an out-of-control rager and has no idea what happened to her

Don't you guys get tired of gossiping about the same rrats over and over?

>>46521431
Fucking kill yourself

Im gonna do my weight reps then my cleaning reps. I fucking love her

>>46521486
I'm only responding to someone who said it didn't happen when it did.

This thread was a lot better (with janny intervention)
Just post cute stuff about gura you sillybuds.

>>46521486
>gossiping
I wanna see you let your gf go to a party with alcohol, drugs and total strangers from the streets... I wanna see you do it with a straight face and say "everything is fine".

>>46521652
Ye

>>46521486
They don't have enough rrats to recycle so they have no choice, prease undastando.

>>46521302
>>46521636
>>46521664
Yeah it was a fucking party that she was obviously not into and went to go be alone. You faggots only post it with the clsim that gura was fucking drugged and raped when the rest of the girls would obviously never let something like that happen.
Fucking kill yourself you schizophrenic niggers

Stop replying to bait already you dumbuds

>>46521652
Unfortunately the cute and funny Guras I want to post would also attract janny intervention

>incel arguments
Gura is not your girlfriend you creepy losers.
Learn from her and touch grass/sand.

>>46521902
>not your girlfriend
Yes she is.

>>46521902
Proof?

>>46521902
>>46521987
Wrong. Shes my wife.

>>46521664
Yes yes, I know how you feel, but anon, we talked about it. It's over now and it has been for a long time.
Everything was fine in the end, don't listen to the schizos.

>>46521902
that word is thrown around so much I can't even tell what angle you're using it from

Gurass

>>46522051
Your wife is really cute.

>>46521902
Tranny jew faggot, go neck

QUICK what year am I in??

I have been banned from Amiami because I cancelled all of my Gawr Gura preorders. It was worth it.

>>46522207
tHERE is nO YEar

>>46522207
2010

>>46522224
I got banned from amiami when I didn't pay for my girls frontline 416 figure.

jwu and saw Gura tweet. Why don't zoomers understand the definition of wifi? Like that's not your wifi Gura, your ISP doesn't provide you with wifi.

>>46522395
She doesn't know what ethernet means

>jw*
>not a new ip

>>46522395
Its easier and shorter to say.

>>46521664
She has. She doesn't do drugs. We sat down a drank, got bored, and left. She's my ex now, is basically the same gal I dated back then. Still hates loud parties, and whenever she's invited to one, she stays away from the crowd.
People can decide not to join in on big party shenanigans and stay away, shocker I know.

Her dream was ruined. RUINED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zga0U_mCwg0

Mori felt bad about it as Ame implied during her chat stream that week, Mori even got depressed but Gura will never forget that day and neither will I because I will never be at east unless Gura herself says talks about what really happened that day but knowing her it's obvious it will never fucking happen. I didn't want to hear it from the pink whore.

bag

>>46522479
You motherfucker now I'm sad

>>46522478
Proof.. where is the photo?

>>46522479
>never be at east
Pathetic schizophrenic ESL.