/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Finally. Chumbies as lazy as their oshi at updating.

Check out this Goob.

>>46491256
Lol why does your oshi hate you?

Gurass

I don't trust her anymore.

I should install koikatsu

>>46491256
I don't understand how Gura ALWAYS has problems that makes it impossible to stream whenever she returns?
>Gura comes back
>streams for 1 week
>something hort
>another break
WITHOUT FAIL

mobile data

Goob morning, I love Gura the most.

ISP HATE!

>>46491376
Do any of you cowards have the guts to call her out for not using mobile data to her face?

No ISP goes out for 4 days anymore. I had several outages last year and none of them were for more than 12 hours at most.
I'm sure there's a way to check if there were any outages yesterday.

>>46491376
just shut off her mobile data. why? because I found it funny
t. isp

Don't forget that her PC might explode at any given moment, huhaha

Squish~

Chumbies I've been thinking about going bald. Getting haircuts every other month is too much work.

Anyone knowk the source?

>>46491439

>>46491476
Check last thread

Just admit you dont care about her anymore

I think im gonna end my membership after this….

>>46491421
Kinda hard to check when every major ISP has outages everyday :^)

>>46491476
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106805659
Impressive AI

>>46491529
You should divert your hard earned money to another chubba, the one who loves her fans

ISPs don't go out for that many says, she's lying. Also she could've used mobile data to give an update but she didn't, there's literally no excuse for her ghosting us.

>>46491421
>No ISP goes out for 4 days anymore
It still happens plenty of times though

>>46491375
This never used to happen in 2020 or 2021.
It's bullshit. She just doesn't want to stream anymore, but she's too much of a coward to tell it to us straight. She'd just rather string everyone along in order to make the most money possible.

b o o b s

>>46491362
It's fun to play around with

How we feeling today, buds?

I only feel insulted by the fact that everyone knows she could have told us this days ago on her phone. ISP having issues is something that happens, but she has mobile data too
I kinda wonder what goes through her mind sometimes

No, I won't be giving you any (You)s.
Instead, I'll post cunny.

>>46491679
Inaccurate. Gura's ISP was down while this happened.

>>46491632
>>46491529
>>46491421
>>46491344
Keep seething anti. You're just making my day a little brighter with your impotent rage.

>>46491684
Not great. I don't enjoy being lied to.

>>46491612
I know this is bait but everytime I ask no one is able to show me a chuuba that fits all my criteria...

>>46491632
stfu retard

>>46491675

>>46491675
Good god youre annoying, did your parent ever tell you that?

>>46491716
Gura unironically wants her seething antis to correct her and goes out of her way to piss them off if she thinks it won't annoy her fans too much.

>>46491675
>She just doesn't want to stream anymore, but she's too much of a coward to tell it to us straight
That is being really generous to her behavior
It's not cowardice, she's being malicious. She knows she can string cumtards along and get passive income forever. She just has to farm their wallets with a tweet and stream every month

>>46491716
Who knows, she's probably too retarded or paranoid to login to her holo twitter on her main phone.

>>46491730
cunnyposters are the heroes of /ggg/

>>46491787
Wow, it's a tweet exactly like what she should have done days ago.

>>46491787
N-no! She can't possibly of had a history of faulty internet! THIS IMAGE IS A LIE!

>>46491739
I wish I could say that I smile everytime you quote me along with other people and accuse them all of being the same person, but I honestly just think it's sad at this point.

>>46491858
Now this is cope

>samefagging

>>46491826
Dont you get tired of shilling your jew idol?

>>46491787
Those didn't last for 4 days.

So her first instinct instead of calling tech as much as possible to get her internet fixed as soon as possible Is to fuck around outside for a few days?

>>46491858
She was using mobile data for Holo stuffs in Japan. Zero excuse.

>>46491924
The only thing that's stopping me from moving on is all these top quality Gura lewds

>>46491895
I'm not calling you the same person. I'm collectively grouping you together into a single entity on purpose.

Are shitposters just responding to themselves? I asked a question and they don't answer me...

>>46491936
And using his usual format too lol

>>46491924
T u T

>>46491968
cover set her up with a hotel with internet she could use, what are you smoking

>>46491991
Your fragile chumbrain can't handle the idea that more than one person exists.

>seething reply to cunny
holy shit you really are mad aren't you?

>>46491991
Sure thing, anon. I hope you find happiness someday, because it won't be here.

>>46491970
What do you do with no internet while you wait for tech companies to fix your shit anon....

>>46491983
>rough sketch
>top quality
your taste is kinda shit

She cute.

>>46492021
Responding your question defeat the purpose of shitposting

>>46492054
NTA but I am quite happy right now?

>>46492045
Watch streams.

>>46491858
She frequently browses twitter on her phone on her holo account though

>>46492053
You tried this for years already, can i give you some kind of financial help?

>>46492105
no shut up you're sad because you hate her because I made you hate her

I love Gura so much and seeing her enemies atatcking her is aweeful. When she returns I’m going tell her how much I love her I swear it this time dmamnit!

>>46492093
Shitposters are capable of conversation too right? I just want a serious answer to my question...

>>46486593
I told you. It's her first weekend back that she's not jetlagged and so why did you ever think she'd want to spend it with us? First Friday night back, too. She probably went outside or to the beach with "friends" because there's no way she spent all that time outside by herself.

Tanned Gura art doko

>>46491902
I'm not coping, I personally don't care if she tweets or not because it's always "is there a stream at 8pm watch stream else do something else"
Besides I'd rather become a troon than let a female manipulate me into seething all day.

>>46492054
I'm always happy here. Even as you flail around like a retard trying to get people to hate Gura. I will always be happy here. And love Gura. You have no power here.

>>46492157
>offering valid, timely criticism that she should have tweeted about this earlier
>OMG UR ATTACKING HER

>>46492161
Need some kind of effort…

>>46492021
Your question was probably stupid.

>>46492086
cute indeed

>>46492054
Its too bad your efforts are in vain like this

>>46492157
>>46492193
uh...I think that's your own guy, shitposterchama...

Oh, hello phasefags. Another yabs this morning? Was /jidf/ finally ignore you?

Chumbuds, just hide all the shitposts. They are shitposts and nothing you reply to them means anything.

>>46492270
His fault for using sarcasm that's indistinguishable from real chumbie posts.

I hate that occasionally there are moments where I would want to say something critical of her but then I don't because it'll just make me look like I side with the schizo antis or give them more ammo
They managed to make it so you really can't do anything but just be positive here
It's all fucked

>>46492157
Go to sleep, you write like biden

>>46492206
>>46492234
I was just asking if there was an EN chuuba that fits my criteria but also does asmr... someone like an EN patra. Maybe my question was stupid actually.

>>46491610
WTF
This doesn't even look like AI

>>46492333
The blatent ESLisms should've tipped you off

I'm not trying to do anything other than trying to find out why this is happening and what went wrong. Stop thinking so highly of yourself. I don't give a single shit what you or anyone else here thinks about her. Whether you love or hate her, it's no concern of mine. You mean nothing to me.

>>46492358
Send feedback to cover
Write a formal letter and lets see if you can write like a non-schizo

>>46492358
The psychotic yesbuds made this general more unusable than the schizos and shitposters themselves.

>>46492358
>afraid of being honest because le redditbuds will kick you out of their hugbox
You're no better than them

>>46491465
I shaved my head several times during peak coof. I say go for it

>could have spent that time setting up the ASMR lovenest
>goes outside instead
Lovenest btfo

Time for reps!

>>46492376
if you were being sincere go ask /lig/, not here

>>46492419
I’m in your wall now, i think you eyes is getting itchy

I would rather have the glowies share more 5th grader's youtube channels than the antis shit their pants and spear them in this thread.

Wow you don't even have to do anything. They just start fighting each other!

>>46492376
I don't think this is the best thread for it, but if you're interested in ASMR, I'd recommend Rene from sugar lyric. Her voice is really nice.

The question of why she didn't tweet from mobile is quite simple. She isn't tech savvy and won't connect her work phone (that doesn't have a phone chip) to her personal phone (that has access to radio internet) of fear of hackers...

>>46492501
what does this post mean?

>>46492441
Yes, the retarded cuckposters and the she can do no wrong posters are equally bad. Why the fuck does everyone have to be on one extreme side or the other?

>>46492527
Exactly, this is why we need third faction

>>46492558
Don't worry about it

>>46492540
How was she using mobile data for Holo work in Japan? I'm tech retarded. Explain that to me.

>>46492441
Different sides of the same coin, it's genuinely impressive how little self awareness they have.

>>46492577
dinobuds

>>46492501
well, maybe its time to share those channels

>>46492540
Fuck, you niggers are idiots

>>46492628
You have to buy a chip from that country, cover probably provided that...

>>46492567
If you want to criticize her, try to do it outside of this basket weaving forum

>>46492450
I would rather do that than make retarded antis feel empowered.
There are moments where it would be sensible to criticize her, but they ruined that by attacking her over everything she does no matter what.

>>46492358
Anon. The reason that happened is because schizos false flag as antis so that it creates that exact kind of atmosphere. You can tell it's falseflaggers because the majority of the obvious shitposts stop the miment she starts a member's stream as they all leave the thread to go watch it.

>>46492558
Go read the previous thread, it was fun up until gura tweeted and activated the antis.

>>46492657
well you could at least point out why I'm an idiot

>>46492666
Okay, I'm convinced. I won't post about mobile data again until Gura says something.

>>46492672
/ggg/ is only good when its an imagedump. You can't have actual discussion outside of comfy hours.

>>46492643

>>46492441
imagine losing your chumbud status and degraded to fiestybud, only seen as a noise now ruru

>>46492666
>cover probably provided that...
holy tourist batman

>>46492672
The moment you criticize her is the moment i switch to the esl-schizo side, simple as that
Its just personal, just you and me

>>46492672
And this is why she will never change. Because you retards are too weak and feminine to do anything

>>46492758
They provided a lot of stuff during the Japan trip. It's not that unbelievable that they provided this too.

>>46492672
>>46492697

>>46491610
>>46491476
Fanbox version doko?

lol. How many people believed that excuse. You have phone data Gura. She really is a bad liar. Who gets their internet back on a Sunday morning? lol

So how much you wanna bet that during this ISP hort break Gura didn't do anything about her PC problems and we'll get another PC hort break?

>>46492672
He's unaware that his blind rage against Gura has sabotaged him so much if his goal was to get more people to criticize her. But he lacks introspection to realize he's the problem. Such a sad case.

>>46492803
Told you already to not whine here, dont project yourself

>>46492672
Real antis want Gura to stream as little as possible, keep distancing herself from her fans and to eventually graduate. You are literally no different than them.

>>46492758
ehh cover doesn't do anything shitposting is played too much. I work on corporate so I know why some things are the way they are. It all boils down to rules and avoiding playing favoritisms...

I don't think Gura owns sunscreen.

>>46492876
No one believes it. There are just people who are honest vs the ones who don't want to rock the boat

Please just stop lying. That's all I want at this point.

>>46492883
And thats why he is the perfect pawn
Fucking autists

>>46492876
It's happened before multiple times. There's no reason to not believe. Unless you're a newfag.

>>46492577
I love Gawr, fuck you Gura and chumbuds
t.scumbud

>>46492876
She doesn't have phone data on her Holo phone in America.

>>46492927
She didn't have anyone to rub the sunscreen on her back... I could have been there for her...

>>46492643
How do we get her to play ARK 1.5?

>>46492993
Poor chumbie but she is a liar
She wont change though

>>46492836
she literally burned her roaming data on her first week on japan. sure, they accommodated them with room, wifi and stuffs later on

>>46492928
Both are feminine

Gura should take me as her husband, because I can teach her all about redundant ISPs, automatic failover, power loss protection, and separation of streaming and gaming PCs

>>46493068
>>46492993
You're like a circus monkey that dances for our amusement.

>makes one (1) tweet
>the whole board turns blue
is gura the most powerful holo? maybe even the most powerful chuuba?

>>46492193
She couldn’t becaus eher internet wasn’t working dammnit yous!!!

>>46493125
Why did you take my cope? Now I have to go back to posting about Gura tweeting earlier on mobile data.

>>46493023
>scumbud is a blatant falseflagger tha switch sides to push everything to the extreme
Fitting

>>46493158
Dont bother, its personal

So anyway she's gonna play some minecraft later, yeah?

>>46493177
Gura>Mori>>Kiara. The trinity of /vt/ seethes

>want to comment on Gura's tweet that she should have said something earlier
>can't because it's too late and I should have said something earlier

>>46493177
>made me check
I only saw two though

>wake up
>Gura tweets
>2000 ips from last thread
Guess schizos are melting down again. Gonna do my reps don't bully them too hard ok?

>this thread
Y'know, I'd love to have ONE more orcschizo moment. Just one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw9tn2cfc0g

>>46493287
So he's purposefully chosen to be our slave? I guess he really is mindbroken. I didn't even have to lift a finger.

>>46493287
Please learn English, you subhuman baboon.

Antis eternally mind broken.

>>46493369
>>46493370

>>46493369
He volunteer
>>46493370
Stfu nigger

Sex with a fembud.

Don't care. Just happy she enjoyed spring.

>>46493310
Say it anyways.

>>46493485
No. That would be hypocritical.

>>46493417
Saw that thread, not as bad as i expect

The amount of cope here is sad.
I hope Gura treats us better not for my own sake, but for yours.

>>46493336
I believe janny deleted 3 threads

>>46493366
There's already like 8 holos who complimented Gura's trident. I am really proud of my daughterwife.

lovebomb frame in 3 hours

>>46493359
I mean...

>>46493443
>>46493370

>>46493523
Yesbud will keep defending her no matter what, youre doing nothing by screaming here

>>46493561
PC-kun hort now, pls undastand

I know I’d feel better to be more informed about what’s going on with her, but then I just take a look at this board or her YouTube comments section and begin to realise exactly why she remains quite distant and guarded
I wouldn’t trust any of you fuckers either. That’s why she does bare minimum communication, her fans are fucking insane and there are too many of them to deal with in a way that would bring maximum satisfaction to the majority of them by communicating

>>46493359
Unfortunately no schizo, not even these retards, will ever be as busted as orcschizo
>>46493571
neeeevermind...

>>46493601
Where am I screaming, idiot?

>>46493571
the absolute state

Ok this is getting boring I am done playing with the shitposters. Now where the fuck are those Gura sunburnt fanart? it's been 2 hours.

>>46493635
Guess what, someone will always try to ruin your fun

>>46493662
Check the post number, moron.

butt

>>46493704
Yeah? Well I'm playing DOOM '16 right now and having lots of fun.
Try ruining that!

>>46493683
mobile data

>>46493635
Then she should just graduate. Because I don't see things getting any better.

>>46493707
Nta, and thats from the first off-collab
He samefag moron

>>46493773
wheelchair

>>46493707
>reading numbers
we dont do that here, doofus

>>46493828
mobile chair would have been funnier

>>46493764
Bethesda and the composer had a falling out and he will never make Doom music again.

Bingo! Ding ding ding ding!!

so streaming tonight!!!

>internet hort

>>46493707
The fact that you can read that and it still looks like something he'd post today is pretty telling how irredeemable he is.

>>46493855
fuck, you're right
dammit

Pizza tower frame in 2 hours get ready

>>46493366
No she didnt ypu fucking blue fucking rabbit bastard. She created herself

>>46492540
She frequently uses her holo accounts on her phone, this doesn't make sense

RE4 frame in 2 hours get ready

>>46493894
She has two phones and she doesn't use Holo on her personal one.

>200 posts in 40 minutes
what in the goddamn

>>46493893
Calm down, schizo. Jeez.

asmr lovenest frame in 2 hours get ready chumgods

>>46493965

Picture frame in 2 hours get ready, I’m too lazy to hang it up right now though so I’ll just keep sitting here

>>46493683
This count?

Kirby frame in 2 hours get ready bros

>>46493979
>>46493948
>>46493888
Setting yourself for a grudgepost i see

>>46493948
I wouldn't even care at this point.
I know she lied. I don't want to see her.

>>46493894
holy shit at least watch some streams before typing

>since Thursday
Really? Has she not been seen on anyone's minecraft streams since Thursday?

>>46493949
She has done so thousands of times, just see how often she tweeted from her phone before
No reason she couldnt have done that now

>>46494036
>>46493778

I wouwdn't even cawe at thiws point.
i know she wied. I down't wawnt tuwu see hew.

Oh nyo, afucky wucky!

>>46494056
I don't think so. Actually this make the whole thing more convincing because I don't think this fucking brat can resist MC if she had the internet.

>>46493970
Schizo is a dirty word. But Pekora is clearly wrong and thinks evertyhing avolvesnaround her. Gira built that teident herself.

I rewatched the DBD vod recently and I tried the game. I hate it but I am addicted to it. What have you done to me Gura...

>>46494204
strokechama...

>>46494204
put down the liquor, buddy. you're drunk

>>46494084
I don't want her to graduate. But watching her stream right now would feel wrong. I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about everything she says being a lie. So I honestly hope she just does something else today.

>>46494204
Biden please..

>>46494288
>>46493778

No stream today she didn't even liked fanarts

>>46494204
Kill yourself, retard. You don't even speak Japanese. You're getting mad at nothing.
Just die.

>>46494237
There's an outrageous amount of women that play DBD. Try finding a fembud out in the wild.

I down't wawnt hew tuwu gwaduate. But watching hew stweam wight now wouwd feew wwong. I wouwdn't be abwe tuwu stowp thinking abouwt evewything she says being a wie. So i honestwy hope she juwst does something ewse today.

>>46494288
Stop listening to enemise than.

>my wifi
Why does Gura use wifi to connect her PC to the internet? Or is she a retard and thinks everything wifi. ISP's don't fix people's internet on a Sunday morning Gura. The technicians are off. She's such a bad liar lol

>>46494153
I'd agree, it'd be possible to verify if we could check that no changes have been made to the trident since Thursday

>>46494359
but I play killer...

>>46494349
I’m actually stidyin to learn Japanese. It is a beautiful llangueage.

retards please, wifi = internet

>>46494432
Don't bother if you're just gonna give up halfway like you did with English

>>46494360
Aaahhh this is so freaking cute. Gura would love this.

>>46494360
>>46494145
Why do i laugh at this…

... Heh

oops sorry internet hort :3 i went out with chad to the beach all day instead uwu

>>46494381
>>46493366
See by yourself, nothing has changed

>>46494511
that chad? literally me

>>46494145
>>46494360
kek

>>46494511
Yeah me

>>46494511
She didn’t have b*yfriend. Dammnit you enemies annoy me a much!!!

>>46494511
also me

>>46494145
>>46494360
Stop bullying the poor fellow.

>>46493635
The reason they are like that is because she's a liar. You think not complaining will make it better? Lol HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Will redditbuds finally rise up again?
Last time they did that we got communication arc

>>46494577
Yes she has, literally me

if you really think about it, telling us that she'll be back when her internet is back is functionally no different from her simply disappearing. in both cases, she will return at some random point. we're stuck waiting with no real change.

I'm comfy again.

Those sun rays burrowing into Gura's skin and turning it red? All me

>>46494472
Tell that to Gura. She's the retard who calls everything wifi

>>46494721
who cares are you a woman?

if uwu weawwy think abouwt iwt, tewwing us thawt she'ww be bawck whewn hew intewnet iws bawck iws functionawwy no diffewent fwom hew simpwy disappeawing. in both cases, she wiww wetuwn at sowme wandom point. we'we stuck waiting with no weaw change.

The weasow they awe wike that is because she's a wiaw. You thiwk wot compwaiwiwg wiww make it bettew? Wow HUHUHUHUHAHAHA

Why doesn't the thought of "I'll just let people know I can't stream from my phone, takes 1 minute" cross her mind though? That's a legit question

>>46494759
I'm defending her you daft retard.

>>46494654
I think she tweeted that because management warned her again

>no wifi
so then why didn't she just tweet on her phone? no way she doesn't have data

>>46494656
No she dammned doesn’t I said!!!! Gura is in love with Fauna so fricking frick off I’m letterly about to say the real F word at this point dammnit!!!!!!!!!

>>46494809
Simple, she retard

Ayame has literally been doing all of these thinks people complain about and more for years and she's still one of the most liked and popular members.
People are so silly.

>>46494851
Can you post your cunny here?

Usually, if she's gone for a while or something happens, people calm down after she says something or tweets. But this time, it seems like everyone got angrier. I'm worried.

RPing as an underage is an interesting choice, to say the least...

>>46494839
I think she has a bad phone and internet plan.

lol. Gura went to one of the Florida beaches with her boyfriend. She's giving away her location by saying she got sunburnt in fucking March. Only 1 place you get that in the lower 48 states in March. South Florida

>>46494969
you almost got me you shitlord

>>46494944
>Usually, if she's gone for a while or something happens, people calm down after she says something or tweets.
I want to live in your timeline too

>>46494944
It only upsets me a bit that she didn't think to let us know about these issues from the phone she uses every day
Her having ISP issues to begin with is fine. I mean I've had some myself not long ago, I know it can still happen. But she then chose to not say anything at all for multiple days?

>>46494956
ain't no way you're coping this hard
there's no such thing as a data plan bad enough to not be able to send one fucking tweet, especially not in the US

>>46494944
>>46493778

Karaoke frame in 1 hour get ready bros

>>46494930
So do you think that Gura is absent for similar reasons? Or are you not aware of why Ayame doesn't stream?

>>46494950
u mad huhaha, does it bother u mister?

>>46495070
no idea why Ayame doesn't stream but Gura is literally dying and can not stream as much as she wants

>>46494930
Ayame betrayed her fans. The nakirigumi are cucks.

Is Gura just in a constant cycle of figuring out how to avoid us and the best excuse to use in order to keep getting paid staying in hololive?

well looks like the irc was useless

>>46494839
>>46494956
>>46495036
Where do these tourists come from?

>PLEASE LOOK AT MY POST IT NEEDS MORE (You)s

>>46492876
I dunno. I am perfectly willing to accept that she doesn't like tweeting and she is bad at communication. Your mileage may and do vary of course.

seriously why is she doing this? I can't think of any reasonable reasons

Is Gwwa jwst in a constant cycle of figwwing owt how to avoid ws and the best excwse to wse in owdew to keep getting paid staying in hololive?

>blatantly lying about wifi when she could've just gone radio silent until next stream like always
why is she like this?

>>46495132
You are actually retarded if you believe that.
Ayame is a manipulative whore. Do your reps.

>>46495287
I don't care about her this is the Gura thread, fuck off

>>46495177
Pretty much.

>>46495282
You got a point. Why would she do this when she can go radio silent...The only reason I could think of is she is not lying.

>>46495282
Maybe she wants to hurt us? It's so obvious that it's a lie that maybe she wants everyone to assume the worst?

>>46495367
>>46493778

why are there so many posts
certainly not over an oh nyo tweet right?

>gura is now a menhera

>>46495401
She could be telling nothing but the truth and it wouldn't change that she did fail to tweet earlier. That's an undeniable fact.

>>46495323
Then don't bring her up here, faggot.

>>46495448
shitposters just need something to well shitpost

>>46495424
>>46493778

You havin' fun replying to yourself over and over, friend?
It really never gets old?

April fools joke in 1 hour get ready chumbies

>>46493683
here is my AI submission while we wait

>>46495177
That's what it seems like, but I don't know if it's true.

>>46495520
I'm watching Wawa in between posts.

>>46495448
Our resident retard thinks this is the biggest yab of all time for some reason. Just ignore him and laugh from a distance.

it was kinda funny last night when I got home from work and saw they were throwing everything at the wall to see if it would stick, including trying to start a war with jewcorp, but it's getting to be a little much

>>46495520
Ewww thats your friend?

>>46495474
Maybe, but that's not a very big deal for me, you can cry here all you want to see if anyone bite it.

>>46495550
>>46493778

>>46495531
More please.

>She HAD to tweet yesterday.
How can you type something like this out without first thinking "hmm y'know posting this would probably make me look like a deranged psycho...maybe I shouldn't."

>>46495531
That looks more like scars than sunburnt. Still a very good try 8/10

>>46495688
Um, no, she had to tweet two days ago.

>>46495401
nah, she's lying. Having internet issues and not saying anything 'till now makes her look like she had to come up with something fast

I wonder if she ghosted her manager and skipped meetings the past 3 days too

>>46495688
but that's why she's based

>>46495474
Oh nyo, not the tweet.

>>46495688
Actually past Gura would not tweet about this and just slightly talk about it on stream. So she tweeting about it is also a progress to me.

>>46495177
I figured this out a long time ago. I'm surprised people keep falling for it

>>46495822
I agree and I'm proud of her, but I still want more progress.

>>46495792
So you are saying if she lied 2 days earlier she is not lying...?

I'm mad at her but I'll forgive her if she streams today

Shork

>you thought i'd stream? haha april fools!

>>46493635
nobody in Hololive but her seems to have this problem, maybe because the rest of Hololive have something called "consistency"

>>46495932
That's not short at all that's long

>>46495918
I guess you won't forgive her

>>46495942
>nobody in Hololive
I stop reading here every time just want you to know

>>46495913
no, but it was more believable. The tweet now opens the question "why you didn't say something using your mobile data?"

>Inb4 muh PC hort again, no stream

>>46496066
>but it was more believable
Then she is not lying?

>>46495975
Shhhhhhh

>>46496123
sunburn hort

>>46495580
All that cuckposting and shit the last two days just feels so pointless now. kek

Bible reading stream frame in 30 minutes get hyped bros

>>46494930
>one person shits on a plate
>WOW my oshi should shit on a plate too!

>>46496256
yeah, on me

The schizo meltdown goign on here cause Gura actually communicated is pathetic.
Especially since threadreaders have convinced themselves she said she'd stream Thursday/Friday

>i am a fool touching grass
borgarchads. just how bad was the sun there for shark to get sunburned that much

>>46496356
>communicated
If my house is burning down and I tell the fire department like 3 days after the last atom has turned into smoldering ash, it's still a failure of communication

>>46496518
>this was posted as if it were a legitimate analogy
frightening

>>46496621
He's not wrong. I could have rested easy if she said something earlier. Instead I was waiting for a stream that would never come.

She said she broke something that doesn't belong to her and yesbuds still believe she has no friends and went to the beach by herself

>>46496621
At least it wasn't a food analogy. But still.

why do these idiots think i'm going to change my mind after nearly 3 years of watching her

>>46496707
Anon...that's assuming she intended to stream anyway

You must have misread the tweet, nowehre did she say "i could not stream yesterday because of internet", she just said she had ISP issues so she went out

>>46496758
When your food is late, the restaurant is obligated to tell you promptly and not 1 minute before they deliver your food.

>>46496746
Your making a lot of assumptions there, chief

>>46495667
ogey just one more, dont want to spam with AI stuffs as not everyone likes it
>>46495689
yeah AI goes kinda retarded with sunburns and tanlines or really anything that changes skin color

>>46496834
Don't give (You)s to the creepy fetishist

For someone who makes 20k++ to the pocket a month like her I'd expect her to at some point better prepare for things. Have two internet connections like many more prominent streamers do, have a main PC and a backup PC, both set up properly, none of these overheating memes
In fact all the equipment you need to stream should be owned twice sans maybe a KU100 which is understandable due to their sheer cost

Ai Gura's plump yet strangely long tail

>>46496461
You can easily sunburn as a side effect from taking certain meds such as Aripiprazole if you don't put on sunscreen and expose yourself to the sun.

>>46496746
Retard she's literally said "my friend" on multiple occasions lately

>>46496461
It depends on how pale you are

>>46496948
scuff is part of her charm

>>46496948
>dual isp
you expect gura to setup load balancing? ruru

>>46496834
She also said some other friends helped her fix her pc for the big brain games stream. The list goes on

>>46497015
Timestamp?

>>46497105
She was talking about Holos.

>>46497068
No, just having a backup connection in case the first one dies or has issues would be enough

>>46497195
How do you know?

>>46497246
Anon, ISPs in America don't share territories. They carved the whole map like a cake and split it between each other so there is no competition and no cuztomer choice.

>>46497247
Because I'm not retarded.
https://youtu.be/ee5jkEXRm2c?t=263

>>46497246
Please learn about America at some point.

>>46496948
The dual PC thing can't really be argued with since she brought it up herself months ago and still hasn't done it, but we don't really know her living situation, I can't remember if she's renting or not. If she is, it ain't up to her. Also it would require her to let a service dude from another ISP come set it up and she'd rather cook to death than let a repair guy come fix her AC.

>>46497563
She has a landlord who refuses to fix her AC.

>>46497386
Whats funny is that Gura has spent so much time with the hologirls, even spent months of time hanging out with them irl, that they've for all practical means became her actual irl friends.

>>46496316
T u T

>>46497563
>>46497617
>more excuses
She's RICH
SHE CAN MOVE

>>46497563
>>46497617
You can exchange money for goods and services and in this case a better place
There's no reason to still live in some shitty place after over 2 years of making such bank

>>46497740
She tried to find a better place. She failed, so she's stuck in her shitty AC-less place. Pray you do not anger her and she goes house hunting again.

>>46497785
>She tried to find a better place. She failed
It's incredibly sad you believe this. Absolutely no lane of logic would explain her not being able to find decent housing with the amount of money she makes

guba cute
guba love

>>46497785
>goes house hunting again
You mean she makes up some bs excuse not to stream? It's not like she's been doing that for over a year now.

>>46497866
It's very believable that someone like her would have extreme difficulty moving. She'll get there one of these years.

>>46497785
How can you fail to find a decent place, like, are you saying there's no good places left to buy or rent in America?

>>46497946
Yes, the woman who can't *checks notes* take a step outside without shitting herself... but is able to go outside and do activities to the point of getting sunburned

>>46497946
Let them live in their schizo fantasy.

>>46498033
That's the thing. The american housing market right now is volatile and there is a massive abundance of available places, but the price is marked up to be inaccessible to many people. If you're rich you can literally go anywhere you want.... you know, like Gura

Gura where the fuck is the frame

>>46498023
>hi anon here's my cunny
Why is she like this?

>>46498147
>sunday

>>46498147
Something else horts now
She needs to take another break. But don't worry, she will be back to do this again. And again. And again

>>46498147
hahaha sorry body hurt a few more days of no stream

I love my wife so much!!

>>46498147
You shouldn't expect one until an hour from now at the earliest.

Why do people assume someone as frugal as Gura would spend money all over the place?

>>46498310
Nothing has ever implied gura is frugal. Where do you get this fanfiction?

>>46498147
>Sunburn hort
>PC hort (didn't bother doing anything about it during the break)

When I hear about her PC melting down or being built so badly I get angry cause it's just not acceptable that someone earning this much whose ability to be online and stream for their fans is so crucial has to deal with such a shit rig
Jesus get a proper setup built by someone who understands what they are doing
And then buy two of it so you have a backup

>>46498365
The fact that she is supposedly a gazillionaire according to you and she still lives well below her means.

>>46498365
What fucking planet are you on? There's tons implying she's frugal.

>>46498310
Gura literally waste money on stupid shit all the time, she can use that money on things that are actually usual.

place your bets for the next hort
>PC hort
>Family hort
>Tummy hort
>Holo homework hort
>I don't know what to stream hort

>>46498525
Holo homework for sure. She's gonna leave to get ready for the LA concert. But don't worry, she's gonna be back and ready to stream when it's over. But she's gonna need a quick rest first

>>46498365
The fact she lives in a shithole apartment with a broken HVAC unit and not spending the money to move literally ANYWHERE ELSE should tell you how much she likes to spend

>>46498337
Cute!

>>46498469
Someone needs to tell Gura this, there's no excuse for the PC hort crap.

>>46498525
All of those were true though, dumbchama.

>>46498615
If she fixes her PC something else will start horting. It doesn't matter

>>46498666
But at the very least I don't want to hear about PC hort, this shit is unacceptable for what she's doing.