/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I am the first heterosexual fan

THE BAKERS ARENT TAKING 30 MIN?

>>46458228
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

i am the gayest Tempus fan

>>46458228
Jobber baker >>46458005

AXEL LOVE

Flayon as Hakka was actually really fitting. I wish he used more of this bishounen voice.

I am so crazy drunk right now and I have contributed to 30+ listens to yatta laying in bed. Hope mans is doing greaat today I love yatta so much
So fucking funny how magni sings Kimochi like he's being thrown off a bridge<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46464432
I posted this and why the fuck did it say powers by gpt4 i am a person

God, the worm face is just so deeply unsettling...

>>46467187
holy fucking sex ToT

https://twitter.com/ShibuHALStaff/status/1642414056475869186
Is aniki going to participate again?

>>46465406
Justa worming his way into Hakka's cloaca

>>46467907
what is this

>>46467923
Clohakka

>>46458228
REAL LAST THREAD: >>46458005

Merch:
>TEMPANTSU MERCH and VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/tempus

Frames:
>Hakka - ES Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js0refmoujQ
>Vesper - Hitman III
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIvwBYi6ZDw
>Flayon - Final Fantasy XIV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHqFl98V2Tg
>Hakka - Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvVlLJjzCeE
>Magni - Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuaX4NU5qRM

Real previous thread: >>46458005

>>46467923
i hate myself for finding that a little hot

>>46467907
that's close. Either axel overbooks or he focuses on vsaikyo lol

can't wait to get my oshis underwear so i can keep it safe in my drawer because i don't want to stain it in any way

>>46467907
I don't think so, if they're in he would let us know since this is the official Shibuya Hal weekly custom.

>>46465264
i meant to post this like 30 mins ago but i got distracted kek
flayon convincing hakka to hurt him by promising that he'll tap out if it's too much, it's just a kinky thing, it'll be fine. hakka is reluctant at first because he doesn't really want to hurt flay, but his desire to give flay what he wants wins out in the end. he soon discovers that utterly dominating flay like this can be intoxicating. he starts to push flay farther and farther in chase of that power, all the while justifying it by "doing it for flay." he's careless because he thinks he can because flay will stop him if hakka fucks up. but he doesn't. whether it's because flay thinks he deserves to be abused or because he sees how much hakka loves to hurt him and chooses to sacrifice himself for hakka's pleasure, flay just takes it.
this is extra fun because it ruins both of them in the end. hakka physically destroys flay, but flay irreversibly poisoned hakka. he pushed hakka to cross lines he didn't want to touch and now hakka abuses flay because he just wants to. and when hakka eventually finds out that flay stopped being okay with what they've been doing a looooooong time ago. the flimsy facade falls away. he never wanted to ACTUALLY hurt flay-- but didn't he? he's panicking and running through every memory he can conjure up and in every single one he harmed flay because he wanted to. he can't hide from his own desires anymore
he might even decide he's already done so much he's unforgivable, so why give up a "good" thing if he doesn't have to...

>>46468134
ABSOLUTELY perfect.
Exactly how is can turn sour in real life too, it feels very real. Yummy, GJ anon~

>>46468134
UUOOOHHHHHH ToT

Called out

i love my tsun husband and i'm excited for our codependency to develop <3

>>46468296
I'm convinced the only reason Magni didn't give himself a bridle bit shaped like a bar gag is because he wanted the full effect of his DSLs to be shown to the audience

>>46458528
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!

>>46468383
damn he got some pointy little chompers<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

Sweet dreams /MANS/. I'm hoping to see more VPs leaked on the other side when I wake up.

>>46468419
begone bot, April 1st is over

>>46468444
Goodnight, cute lil beggar anon~

>>46464502
donmai drunkanon

Begni or Mechabirb

>>46468583
mechabirb please

>>46468583
We have so much begni art and fics and no fucking mechabirb

>>46468419
Oh yeah, he does...

>>46468583
Mechabirb!!!

>>46468419
They are a charm point!!! I think they're cute, and it makes his smile brighter!

>>46468624
the people have spoken.
you will all get your abusive marchen mechabirb art

>>46467333
COULDN'T REPLY LAST THREAD BUT THIS IS SO HOT I'M NOT SURVIVING THE NIGHT WITH ALL THIS SEX I LOVE YOU ToT feel better, talented drawanon! it's always nice to see you and you are so sweet.

Just want to say the YATTA cover was amazing and hope one day when Tempus HQ finally gets their 3D, we can have Tempantsu perform it live.
That is all.

>>46468751
Letsgoooo ToT

>>46468755
thank u so much anon, enjoy ur coked up nowa

>>46468583
Flaytel

>>46468762
That would be amazing! Even if I would be scared if Magni could pull the kimochi off live kek

Goodnight /MANS/ was a stream filled day, everyone who needs to, get some rest soon okay!

>>46468444
Goodnight poorfag anon I hope you feel me shaming you feel me shaming you in your sleep. mwah~

>>46468751
anon i love you so much<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46468134
fujos of /MANS/, we are gathered here to ToT and UOOHHHH to the immeasurable sex power of this mechabird post. UOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kek

>>46468751
>>46468952
mechabird fujos are winning dead hours I see you lucky fucks

bucket hat bettel is nice. want to lick magfeet
https://twitter.com/rippapippa/status/1642416549092016128

>>46468932
>>46468444
Good night you two!!! I hope you both enjoyed watching everyone's hardwork come together!!

>>46469075
sowwy, it has been a while since it made the rounds /here/ for good OC. did (You) have something in mind? grateful for the mechabird food after the worst week of my life! /MANS/ together strong!<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

I haven't been spoiled yet, and I'm still catching up on the streams while reading the threads. I take it I'm in for some wacky shit, huh?

>>46469138
theyre so cute its making me angry

>>46469368
yep :3

Just wanted to say that I'm so proud of muh wife for getting over his insecurity and giving us an amazing VP. He also killed it on "his debut" and on the cover, I love him so much. ALTARE LOVE! GOODNIGHT ANONS!

>>46469368
(You) are not prepared

>>46469368
just remember, friendship is magic
How did Magni sneak this one by Gorimane?

time to go lurk for another month see you later

>>46469368
>>46469409
>>46469466
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS WERENT KIDDING

>>46469517
Gori-mane for sure didn't get the reference

>>46469368
to say the least

>>46469320
author of >>46468134
i'm sorry you had an awful week. i can't make any promises, but if there's anything in particular you like for mechabird i can see if i can write a little for you!

>>46469368
They're all horrific in different ways...<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

FLAKKA SEXO ToT
https://twitter.com/neostellar_/status/1642427209473458181

>>46469533
I knew this was coming soon enough

>>46469600

going to sleep at the same time as flay hoping we can dream of each other

>>46469593
Magni’s is the worst because he shamelessly puts his thinly veiled fetishes in his

>>46469600
SEXOOOO ToT ToT

>>46469646
I love them so fucking much TuT

I am rewatching the part where Axel talked about meeting the HQ boys for the first time and man, I am crying...<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

1 year anni soon...

>>46469950
Got the timestamp mate?

>>46470012
https://www.youtube.com/live/LqpKycypPL4?feature=share&t=2222<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46469978
I can't wait. Even if they wont do a full HQ offcollab they will come up with something fun

>>46469582
aiiiieeee!!! i already got my menhera mechabird abuse request possibly picked up, i would hate to ask for more, but i generally enjoy characters crying, so i'm always excited to see OC with it regardless of content! anon so cute... chu chu~~<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46469978
>3 and a half months
Holy shit you’re right

>>46469950
It's not really wonder that they were so tight on debut, they really bonded. HQ is magical man

>>46469978
a whole year with the little guys...i can't believe it

My oshi is a whore who is not afraid to bare his body. WHORE. WHORE. UNDENIABLY THE BIGGEST WHORE OF TEMPUS.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

koireetings, anons of /MANS/

>>46470248
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

>>46470248
Koipanion...<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46469978
It's April/soon May, it's already 1 year since around the time HQ joined the discord first and were chatting together before their debut, right?

>>46470248
settle down jon, everyone already knows magni is the biggest whore of tempus

>>46470248
Ok, Jon Hill

>>46469950
Yeah, I did too man. This guy's just such a genuine guy- he's too sweet and really loves his friends, family, and just people, a lot. Sometimes I think we don't deserve him. But I'm so glad that he did end up here. He's so happy.

what's the difference between the men and women sizes? Is it just smaller or are there some women specific pantsu features? I feel like getting the women's version since I'm a little guy.

>>46470408
You need the front pocket that comes with men's briefs unless you want to compress your junk tighter than a zip file

>>46470444
what front pocket? you mean space where you junk goes? i unironcially need yagoo to model this because I can't tell shit from this 2d images.

>>46470495
look at the top left picture and compare it to bottom left, there's a change in the texture where the front pocket for your dick is

>>46470248
it’s disappointing to see. the lengths he will take to reach a milestone/bring in more fans is sickening. fucking slut. shameless whore.

>>46470598
he should put out for all his t2s and up

>>46470598
>the lengths he will take
Yeah, dick lengths

>>46470576
>either have dick space and loose pantsu that could drop down from my waist at any moment
>or have pantsu that fits me while giving me cbt

https://twitter.com/peebobabo/status/1642423348377587713
sleazy ojisan correction

>>46470741
what do you call this man's hole? cocussy?

>>46470408
>I feel like getting the women's version since I'm a little guy

Nice Height and weight?

>>46470733
>unironic cbt enjoyer
don't ever reply to me again

>>46470741
>he will never be real

>>46470791
your reading comprehension anon...I want a pantsu that fits me while not giving me cbt. it's a choice between loose pantsu or one giving me cbt.

>>46470766
roachussy

>>46458323
AMEN

>>46470741
flayon getting his intestines tickled with the end of morf's tarsus ToT

>>46470836
the way you wrote it makes it sound like the cbt boxers are the better choice, the dingo picture didn't help

>>46470896
>the dingo pic didn't help
ayo is axel into cbt?

>>46470869
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE A FLAYROSH SISTER

>>46470941
You can't tell me ypu think disgusting 7 foot tall humanoid cockroach x tiny little Flayon in his skintight outfit isn't a little hot

i made flay too hunky i had to twinkify him ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´A`ﾟ)ﾟ｡<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46470773
go away woman i'm only interested in dick and balls shoo shoo<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46471018
post hunky flay NOW

>>46470993
I play Limbus Company so that's a normal day

>>46469533
you're actually too based to interact with these freaks and weirdos /here/ this is so fucking hot i'm getting spoiled with all the good shit tonight TToTT

>>46471018
No, a hunky flay is good too.

>>46471032
kinda weird with his inherently shota hair and face<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46471031
>implying

Just need a frame of reference of what to shoot for if I want to be as cute as you

>>46470896
Different anon, I understood him just fine. You might just be ESL.

>>46471140
THERE ARE ACTUAL FAGGOTS ITT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>46471140
nice try woman I ain't getting tricked nor groomed here I'm an axelotl

>>46471134
h-hot...

>>46471134
POSSESSIVE HAKKA UUUUOOHHH

>>46470927
I think he might enjoy whacksack a bit too much

>>46470248
Does he understand it will be on the internet forever

>>46471200
Axelotls aren't immune to grooming, little one

kek nobody is talking about the new members, nice cloptuber retards

>>46471314
I bet he gets off to knowing that

>>46471324
they are the least menhera and thus hardest to get groomed

Y'all need to get out and get boyfriends, femcels.This is pathetic male behavior, not female behavior.

>>46469533
TOT holy fuck thank you for posting this, feeling so spoiled today. I have a lot to post soon, I'm excited to share, I love all vomsis <3

>>46470685
Should be tier 3 and up to get that bag

>>46471324
why does /mans/ want to groom axelotls so much?

>>46471389
Axellove anon is just too cute to resist. I also have a thing for dumb boys with golden hearts and axelotls fit the bill

>>46471389
90% of MANS are hag bukas who get turned on by retarded men

>>46470117
cute boys crying is one of my absolute favorite things so i've spent a lot of time thinking about hakka and flay crying haha
hakka seems to be a crier normally which is delicious. he'd probably cry even from gentle sex if he gets really emotional or a little overwhelmed with sensations. if flay is really in the mood to make hakka sob, overstimulation is the key. some days flay holds him down through his violent thrashing and whimpering and milks his prostate or torments the head of his dick. other days flay rides him until he comes and then refuses to stop, relishing in the confusion in hakka's teary eyes that shifts into realization, then indecision, then apprehension. flay knows the exact moment the too-sharp sensation that isn't really pain or pleasure hits hakka because his eyes widen in terror and his heart rate picks up and he begins to gasp harshly as tears flow freely down his cheeks. he's so pretty like this, all flushed and unable to compose himself.
wanted to write flay too but it got late kek maybe i'll write more tomorrow

>>46469533
Incase you need anymore ideas There needs to a picture of Bettel distraught in tears. Worse than Bettel's crying emoji. Think of the time when Naruto cried in the pilot episode, but even worse. I'm talking about his face once his dog dies, once his mother dies. I'm talking someone whose visage is so twisted and whose posture is collapsed with grief and despair even his date would immediately leave him after seeing his masculinity so broken. I'm talking an image that you yourself would might shed a tear if you so much as considered empathizing with it.

>>46471359
my fiancee betas my fujo rape fics

>>46471359
i intimidate people. youre asking too much of me

>>46471177
I know, I have the same sentiments when first coming here, us -dans gotta stick together<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46471177
lmao no

>>46471177

>>46471134
OH MY GOD SEXOOOOO

>>46471177
yeah, look at this one here

>>46471359
>go and date a 3D male
Disgusting, why would you ask me to commit an act of beastiality? I don't think I will.

>>46471476
my half asleep eyes just flew open reading this FUCK. THIS IS EVERYTHING oh god, flay leveraging all of his weight directly on hakka's chest with his knee as he holds his head up to violently facefuck him until hakka's choking and sobbing, all the while the bird getting is yelled at for getting "caught" talking to someone else without permission... he has to beg for forgiveness for flay to stop, but even when flay wipes the tears from his face he reflexively flinches, which just makes the bratty pilot feel pity and try again with softer, but equally parasitic sex OKAY GOOD NIGHT I LOVE THIS FOOD SO MUCH YOU'RE A SWEETHEART!!!!!! ToT

not to be that guy but the views are going too fast what the fuck

>>46471936
this is so fucking hot and i love you so much thank you for feeding into my need to bring more toxic mechabird content into the world okay have a good night

>>46472053

the riptare morning sex is finally cooked and out of the oven contains altare riding rpr, rpr sucking off altare, altare thinking about noct while fucking rpr, jealous altare, oblivious rpr, past ripdesk brojobs mention, shower blowjob, shower handjob, and Altare being an actual menhera

https://rentry.org/6cee3

>>46472418
disgusting. i love it.

Good night, /MANS/.

Today was wonderful, but it's time for me to dream of having sex with my cute husband, Noir Vesper! I WANT TO STRADDLE HIM AND FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT AFTER A LONG DAY. CONGRATS ON YOUR COVER AND FUNNY DEBUT OTSUKARESAMAAAUUOHHH I WANT TO HAVE S E X WITH VESPRR

Since it's dead hours, watch Rio's zatsu about the behind the scene of the anniversary streams, he is currently talking about the karaoke stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR7DP9wD92w
Unfortunately I can't speak japanese, so I can't tell you what he is saying about our boys or any chupado crumbs. Hopefully someone else can translate

cool cover bros

>>46472681
I saw a translator in chat. Apparently the guests were the ones that picked the song from a list and Rio divided the lyrics

>just posted riptare horny text
>already thinking about what I should write next
I'm addicted please send help my brain is rotting right now

>>46471438
Man. I know I'm an easy target, but I just want my love to stay pure. You've already teased me enough into wanting a hug, I think.

>>46473374
No you are in right state of mind, continue.

>>46473475
You are already groomed by them if you are saying that. Either you run away now or drink this and let them have their way with you.

>>46472418
anon i kneel. i can't find the words of appreciation today but know i'm gonna be rereading this and thinking about it

>>46473618
Wh-HUH?! BOTH OF THOSE ARE BAD!! I just want to show off Axel's good side man.

>>46472681
He is talking about Axel right now! Will get to Flayon after him and continue so on in the order they have appeared.

>>46472681
FlayxRio duet...

>>46472681
Oh he wants to sing with Flayon some time and is asking if there are any kusogaki songs they can sing together

jwu
how were holostars ENGISH debuts?

>>46472681
And he is back to talking about Tempus, starting with Shinri

Altare's VP was a kidnapping scenario? Does that mean Bettel's is the sequel?

>>46474614
absolutely fucking wild, you're not prepared for it

>rio said he wants hakka's throat
HAKKA'S THRUSSY IS IN DANGER AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>46474614
100% must watch. also recommend the VG watchalong.

>>46467907
Unless he wants another APEX arc. Personally I think vsaikyou is enough and that Axel should probably start playing something else. APEX is fine, but too much and it gets dull.

>>46472681
CHUPADO ON THE TELLY

>Rio: When Axel said he was coming to virtual Japan, I immediately discorded him and asked him out for dinner
Magni, don't look!

>>46458228
>Rio's voice

>Rio: We talked about song collabs pretty early, but he said he wanted more practice for singing, but when I listen to his karaoke streams, isn't he cracked?!
CHUPADOBROS?!

>Rio watches his unarchived karaokes

>>46475031
Magni wanted to train his throat more for Rio ToT

When will Axel and Rio dp Magni?

>>46475031
He listens to the karaoke streams, Rio's so cute bros...

bettel sent an apology message to rio for not sending a video

bettelschizos btfo

>>46475031
magni you still have a chance... come on stop being a pussy and ask him out for another collab.

>>46469533
vomitsis are eating today

>>46469978
Raft collab for old times sake.

>>46475525
Apex, but with the four of them in vc...

>>46475251
Did the bettelschizos break containment? I hope he did not take some shitposters /here/ seriously

>>46475541
Please god no more apex

>>46475251
Stop saying shit without linking a source

>>46475678
source is right fucking there >>46472681
read threads

I just woke up why is horny dingo flirting with japanese gyarus

>>46475678
It's in rio's ongoing stream. Maybe if you scroll up you will fucking see it

>>46475609
They don't have to play every day until the anniversary. Just once for the old times' sake, way after the vsaikyo. I miss those chill podcast like chatting streams with gun noises in the background.

>>46475749
This is it.

>>46471790
>beastiality
I thought white women were into that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ympVhuif-U
VSaikyou landmark draft

So in Rio’s latest stream, he said Bettel apologized to him for not sending a video since he wasn't confident in his ability to send something in japanese and Rio didn't mind at all because he didn't expect so many to participate in the first place and thought he was cute for apologizing.

>>46472467
>>46473874
>>46473510
Thanks you for enabling my riptare obsession but I think I'll write some ripdesk before I cook my next riptare greentext but I already have ideas)

>>46470741
ToT needs to be bred while being called filthy

>>46472418
thank you for the food ToT

>>46476139
oh he is voicechatting with the teams, will we see Axel on the telly?

>>46476139
Is TEMPUS appearing here?

>>46476350
He read the schizoposts /here/

>>46476519
We will see Altare tryin to speak Japanese to him

>>46476350
Cute clown is sweet, he just doesn't want to say the wrong thing.

>>46476537
It's related to Axel's team and I thought people interested in apex might be interested in this, and Hal is chatting with the teams after revealing their landmarks, so maybe Axel will appear too.

>>46476575
>otsukras

>>46472418
Thank you for this…. between this and the vp I'm eating so good today...

>>46476545
Rio's gotten so good at English...

>>46476691

>>46476545
Rio's /here/ to jerk off to all the Magni porn.

>>46466545
Rah I'm catching up and wtf is this
Is this some kind of sick rrat or did this actually happen

>>46476350
While I do understand Bettel doesn’t idolize starsJP as much as Flayon or Hakka, but still respects them as his senpai, it was cool of him to still reach out to Rio. Dude is just trying his best. Also Rio thought he was cute.

I want to crush Justa and Morf underneath my big sweaty stinky feminine arched feet!!

>>46476139
TSB ON THE TELLY on a slide

So what does it say? I'm guessing Frag East?

>Fragment East
>Skyhook West
>Relay(?) 中継
>Lava City
>Lava Fissure(?) 溶岩溝

Altare/Bettel so real
SO REAL
They need a good duo name asap

>>46477196
>Morf
He's 220m tall, anon...

>>46477066
Leaked membership content

Flayon thoughts

>>46477375
Thanks anon

TSB got frag east

Bettel's pants are the only nice design...

>>46477516
>>46477362
So i don't know what that means. Good or bad drop site?

>>46477418
I will crush him

>>46477413
huh what did i miss?

>>46477702
It’s their first priority on the list >>46477375

>>46477702
On one hand it was their first choice, on the other they got it uncontested, so I think that says something about their landmark.

>>46476139
AXEL ON THE TELLY

>>46476139
ENTER AXEL SELEN NOCT

oh no...

>>46477912
?

>Altare is not there
It's over...

>>46477946
2 of them speak literally zero japanese and just sit there and it's awkward.....

>>46477967
they are talking now

>>46477960
Thank god, imagine him tripping over basic JP greetings in front of 100k people.

>>46477960
NotLikeThis

>>46477852
Better a landmark you've gotten your practical experience on than something theoretically better.
Like how many of them goes for Overlook?

Every time Axel appears in front of a JP audience that hasn't heard him before the chat is swarmed with "this guy's Japanese!" Makes me laugh every time.

Wow a rare translator Axel...

>ikebo
>ii koe
same JP viewers... same...

>they hit him with nihongo umai instead of nihongo jouzu
what does that mean

Axel's jp voice... I want to climb him

>>46478126
he's one of them
half of him at least

>>46477802
Probably the VPs

>>46478126
Real answer-
'umai' means delicious, but in slang is used as 'REALLY FUCKING GOOD'

The chat was so amazed at axel speaking 2 languages fluently and also the fact that their coach is fricking nocturnal lmao

>>46478111
They did this with Noct too kek.

https://twitter.com/gakuya0608/status/1642432544175198213

Is Shinri's VP just cute or is it funny too?

jwu, where is axel?

>>46478280
frag east

>>46478173
Pretty sure it's 上手い not 美味い
The pronunciation is the same but the meaning is different

You can replay hal's stream if you missed the TSB interview

>>46478280
was here not long ago, rewind is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ympVhuif-U

>>46478221
cute cl0pmite

At least 3 of them are awake, SURELY that means a TSB stream soon, right?

hope you guys dont mind me bringing this up but this shit gets underneath my skin, lack of communication is one of my pet peeves and this shit is annoying af
>>46415793
>>46420256
could've been resolved with a simple message but nah, nips arent known for comms

don't do it /mans/

>>46478375
I know Selen and Noct talked about partaking today but I don't think any of them talked about streaming today's customs tbf

imma do it
nah jk i don't want to be raped by leader yet

>>46478425
hee hee I'm gonna do it! you can't stop me hee hee

>>46478425

>trying to stir up shit again
need better bait

fanart of Justa dying in a glue trap

>>46478425
im already in their walls

https://twitter.com/gelatouin/status/1642415239395418112
anyone have the magni version of this?

>>46478628

>>46478703
10Q

fisherman altare catching fish with worms to make sushi for betsy

Okay I won't bite it but after reading all of that it kinda makes me sad how underestimated the stars still are :(

>>46478824
The brainrot I have for them right now is so extreme...

I love Vesper so much it's unreal

>>46478628
>>46478703
>Francisco Goya redraws

Epic, personally I like to see Aniki as The Dog

I'm hungover and mindbroken
Yesterday was the funnest night of my life...and now its over...

>>46479263
There'll be more to come, anon. These boys are content demons

ToT i need to find out what all the Tempus boys smell like so i can make their undies smell like them and then masturbate while wearing them!

>>46479304
Just find out their diets and emulate it.

>>46479304
A few of them have mentioned the cologne they use but if you're looking for their musk you're probably shit out of luck

leader's vp... it was the best 8 bucks that i spent ToT

>>46479366
So just pho then, considering how much everyone in Tempus shilling it

>>46479549
Phở

when's the apex tourney

Flakka duolingo was so cute ToT

I finished listening to all the VPs and I like them all a lot more than all the Valentine's ones kek. Most of them pretty high production too.

>>46479784
Which was your favorite?

>no stream
Why are they so lazy

>>46479882
>Tempus 3 doesnt even have schedules out yet
lazy fucks all of them

>>46479784
flayon mentioned he didn't mix his own vp which means cover actually took the time to quality check them instead of just leaving it to the guys'

>>46479984
>30 mins debut stream
yeah no. not gonna give them a chance. AF split when? :3

>>46479877
Altare's and Bettel's. It's worth getting both for sure.
Axel's my oshi though and I really, really like his, it's very silly and very in character hehe and 9 minutes long

>>46480007
That's cool! His is probably up there when it comes to sound effects/music and stuff. I wonder how Altare got away with his VP then honestly...

>Vesper's april fools VP
oh shit I think i'm officially in love I love this fucking dork

Always tied is > top of the world

>>46480130
Tempus 3 hates holostars they hate tempus and they hate streaming

>>46479299
I know there will be, just a bit of a bittersweet feeling for me this morn. TEMPUS LOVE FOREVER UNTIL I DIE!!!

Have today's customs started?

>>46480232
True.

>>46480232
TOTW MV is way better though

>>46480232
I like top of the world more because it's more iconic, both songs suck though.

>>46480232
I haven't listened to either since they debuted, but I remember what TOTW sounds like while I don't really remember Always Tied. Part of that is Altare always singing lines from it though.

Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

Also April fools merch/voice packs are live!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>>46480303
Seeing some of the usual suspects are about to start their streams. Not too sure about TSB, none of them are online on the tracker.

>>46480232
ToTW sounds better and more catchy
Always Tied reminds me of Way Back Home

Well, to Vesper's credit, he didn't squealed this time and April Fool's went as smooth as planned

the boys went so fucking hard for april fools day of all things, its great

>>46480515
axel did say they were gonna practice today but i know they're trying to balance on stream and off stream practices. if practicing off stream means they can improve and have fun streams like last time then i'm all down for them not streaming

>>46480510
Chu chu love shillaxelotl

100k very soon
YATTA

>>46480232
Always Tied lofi is legit good

>axel already reverted his youtube pfp to the original pic
HE HATED IT

Is Altare's vp good? I'm hesitating on buying Altare's or Flayon

>>46481106
altare's the best one if you like yantare. his acting is kino.

>>46480303
Not yet. Hal is still drafting dropspots. Probably in 15 minutes.

>>46481106
Yes, it's hot

>that draft result
Another anon will probably post the map, but Axel's spot is looking good there. The usual perpretators are more on the southern side, except Gorilla. Axel is smack-dab in the middle of Wattson teams being a Wattson team themselves. Enjoy CamPEX but their Top 5 chance just went up significantly.

every day i am thankful for the ZENO collab and what it has done for yantare

Just listened to Magni's VP and I hate him so much, why was he made for me and how does he cater to my degenerate fetishes so perfectly under the guise of comedy. Why live when I will never get to fuck the great Magni Dezmond

Vsaikyou territories

my VP payment is still pending and the holostore doesn't accept refunds or cancellations... up to 30 day wait... ngmi i need to hear them now

>>46478221
Magni is getting so many of his fantasies indulged with this project...

What the actual flying fuck
Yatta was at 99k views then it got cut to 98k??? Am I seeing that right?

>>46481865
stop botting

Okay Hal is done. TSB doko

>>46481885
I’m not a bot, fuck off.

Does he know...?

I just bought all the VPs. Betsy's has a little cameo and I think that's cute... they should do that more often

>>46481865
read the fucking commandments

>>46480515
There's a tracker?

>>46481947
I’m not being a numberfag, I just haven’t seen that before.

Fuck you guys, I just like the song and I just thought it was weird.

>>46481724
Check liquipedia or wait until some Twitter make an English version for the EOPs here.

>>46481865
Probably YT cutting down 'bot' views. this happens with most things i've seen.

>>46481724
stole this from another thread

>TSB not in the lobby
It's over
captcha: DAD TV

>>46482091
Oh, weird. I didn’t realise YT did that.

>>46482117
is that the spot they wanted? can't recall

>>46482117
That northern half is such a tasty Gas Oji bait kek
Leona's team is gonna be scary

>>46482237
That's where they've been dropping at least

Gamma playing the pex
hopefully with zero nijisanji harassments this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vtVrQCAMZg

>>46482237
yeah it was their first option

>>46482265
kys

>>46481865
YT been doing that to the boys VOD's since the beginning

>>46481943
There's no way he doesn't

>>46482286
>hating on stars
sisters please

>>46482237
yeah, first option >>46477375

>>46482286
wtf is your problem, stars have always been welcome here

>>46482311
NTA, but kill yourself dramafag

>>46482339
>hating stars this much
jesus, just fuck off already retard

>>46482311
>>46482337
Stars are welcome, but dramafags need to btfo

>>46482344
your vp has me dripping, how could you do this...

>>46482279
>>46482329
awesome! thought he might have said skyhook for some reason, glad they got their pick

>>46482344
________chu~___

>>46482369
Go back to /2434/ or wherever you came from, faggot

TSB doko

>>46482344
I need to suck his dick.

>>46482415
11 EST maybe

>>46482382
understandable. just ignore the second half. calling attention to it just eggs them on to start discourse

>>46482311
>>46482337
>No one bit my drama bait the first time, now for sure it's gonna work
Honestly just kys, if you're trying to create drama with a starsjp at least go to /stars/ instead of /mans/

>>46482430
no homo, right? just help a homie out, right?

>>46482344
once I get my pay for last month, I will buy your VP ASAP... ToT

>>46482344
Yikes, I almost bit that bait, chuchu~~

>>46482265
>this overreaction
What did the nijis do this time, why are we getting raided by the niji defense force? Don’t answer that by the way, I don’t care, i just want niji sisters to leave

>>46482344
Amen

>>46482265
>zero nijisanji harassments this time
is this about that incident where some of them didn't recognise gamma's name or something? just let it go already ffs you already posted that in /stars/ and here.

Do you guys think Altare will ever do another vp like this... I need more

>nijifaggots riling up
lmao
vg truly was a disaster for this thread

anons, if you don't care about it THEN STOP FUCKING ENGAGING WITH IT JUST MOVE ON

I bought my oshi's vp but I'm so fucking embarrassed I don't have enough courage to listen to it, I didn't finish listening to his Valentine's vp for the same reason it makes my heart flutter

i love you guys

what is this slut making

>>46482611
Why are you shouting, woman?

>>46482590
as long as the sisters don't get to horny in his chat then he'll do more. altare can handle horniness but it's only on his own terms

apex fags tell me all the holostars team potential ranking for this vsai. I don't know jack shit about apex but I want to join the fun since there's like 4 teams with holostars members or something.

>>46482590
i kinda hope he does a menshi ngl but i'll take anything.

>>46482670
Rikka > Gamma > Axel >> Astel >> Rikka

>>46482670
I'm not an expert but I think they can all rank between 1st and 20th since there are 20 teams in the tournament

>>46482649
CHOCOLATE FOR RIO IN EXCHANGE FOR ONE LAST KISS

>>46481097
>isreal
KEK. don't worry aniki. i loved it <3

>>46482670
>>46481640
>>46482117

>>46482720
Thanks for the insight.

>>46482710
Rikka is so good that his team is both the first and the last

>>46482710
>>46482720
give me the greasy nerdy details and autistic analysis

>>46482767
Leo is an Aussie please understand.

Ok HUH
Altare and Bettel's voice packs are supposed to go to together right?
I'm so fucking BOTHERED
FUCK

>>46482670
Astel was supposed to be a champion contender but his team has gotten off to a rough start so idk how they'll place.
Rikka is teamed up with some beasts so they have a very good chance of placing high if pakael doesn't choke
Axel and Altare, especially Altare, are noobs to this kind of tourney play so not expecting too much but they have been making great strides in improving the past week
Gamma is teamed up with some vspo girls who are pretty damn good but i don't know much about his fps skills. i remember him sucking ass during some valo streams

>>46482833
They were so sly for this.

>>46482793
>Rikka
Go fast and pew pew kill enemy
>Gamma
Go stable, wait, very accurate
>Axel
Might call Vesper and learn how to fish midgame
>Astel
Be a troll and win number one most hated team

>Complete Holostars Saturation
with how widespread the stars are this time, there's a very high chance that one of them will win, I honestly just want a star to win, but mostly hoping for Astel and Axel

how many bettelyumes bought his VP expecting to be in his dungeon only to be cucked by altare

>>46482904
>>46482982
Thank you I'm looking forward to more apex analysis when the touranment comes

>>46483157
As someone that actually watches Bettel, I knew he would be the one "stuck" in the dungeon

>>46483157
I was sure he'd be the prisoner but Altare was an interesting surprise

nobody watch axel

>>46482649
Seeing this makes me want to try making brownies.

I've never wanted to fuck Altare as much as I do now

>All those good reviews of the april fools vp
Am I right to be suspicious of you all praising it? It's for april fools, it can't be that great, right? just joking