/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SandMori post

>>46467913
Mori has 3 (three) guns.

>>46467913
You got a full length shot of her body? Missed the reveal and ain't gonna scrub through everything for a solid cap

>>46468148
And how many firearms does she have?

I want to be Mori's malewife..

>>46468148
*4

horse

>>46468148
>>46468294
>>46468695
Amazing what those smart shorts can contain...

So the horse stuff truly wasn't effective. They're already doing this AI bullshit

>>46468999
It is AI. An Adobe created AI which means it was only sourced from legally gained artists who opted in. This is the world we're in now, stock images, anything and everything will possibly be AI.

>>46469134
Honestly, with how fucking out there a lot of stock images were, I would have believed you if you told me they were designed by advanced AI already

Live look in at SEAschizos spamming the catalog, trying to make up anything

okay, workshopped some remaining descriptions

>Curls / Calliopyon
This Mori is a real fluffy gal, don't you wanna take a break and lay around with her for a bit?
>Dita / Callioriental
A Mori from the land of cherry blossoms, peering at your struggles from the mountaintop - be careful when moving her around or her sake will spill!
>Lickers / Moristar
Careful, this is a Mori armed with her favored weapon, it might be tricky to slot her in without breaking something.
>Pickles / Mori & Ricky (repurposed)
>A dangerous duo, ready to carve a niche for themselves

I need to sleep tho, I've been up for like 22 hours now

>>46469666
checked and added

>>46468193
She didn't do one, but she came close. I think she may of thought she was compleatly in frame at points. try asking next stream, she probally will do one if she realizes she never gave one.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

https://youtu.be/8QXtMZ8A24g
Do your reps

>>46469812
Yeah, it happened to her last outfit reveal too. Youtube hates boobs.

>>46469770
damn. I wonder if it'll be seen then. Even the artist behind it didn't give us a full body reveal yet.

Sheriff Mori sure is perfect. I'm glad she has so many outfits.

>>46469812
THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!
You good for the advertisers even if their ads show far more tits or violence.

Will she return to Japan before her birthday?
I don't want to deal with reaper shit until her bd stream.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46469967
watch streams

>>46469843
This cover is so damn good. Mori should work with that MV maker again.

>>46469134
Damn that's actually really cool stuff, I didn't know about Adobe doing that. Stock backgrounds isn't really what people get known for and finding one to suit your needs might be a pain in the ass. Having a legally acceptable image generator would probably save people immense amount of time.

>>46470044
Yeah don't act too happy about it, it just reduced the number of paid artist jobs in the world so you can get some smudgy "free" backgrounds.

>>46469902
Got a link to the song?

>>46470105
Nobody's Perfect

>>46470190
I should get around to watching W

>>46470078
That's a slightly luddite PoV. Conveyors and industrialization didn't lead to billions losing jobs, neither will AI. It's a tool and like any tool can make lives easier if used right. It won't replace character designers or skilled artists anytime soon, especially considering that it will likely get heavily legally restricted as more and more applications are found.

>>46470362
There are fewer people being paid to create stock images because of Adobe creating their own AI and people using it.

Crazy how Mori became the most lewded and fanservice girl in Myth. She's basically the girl in an anime who constantly ends up in compromising situations.

>>46470801
That's the exact plan, to transcend the vtubing medium.

>>46470801
The 'prude to lewd' character arc was great to watch

>>46470190
>>46469902
Kino

>cman had a naked lady on his hat

>>46471455
God I love him

Isn't Calvin just Pink-haired Leon?

>>46471492
yeah, but Leon has that rare 'lame in a cute way' thing going on

Man I love Mori even more now

>>46471492
>Pink Leon
>Coomba is Ashley.

>>46471583
Goomba*

>>46470801
>Mori trips and falls tits first into your face
>Mori bends over to pick up something and exposes her panties and ass
>Mori's underwear gets exposed when it suddenly starts raining and she gets wet
>(You) walk in on Mori changing

>>46470900
She's almost at Marine and Noel levels of Hololewd at this point.

>>46471802
I hope the clock is next in line.

>>46471802
The true test will be if she does the moans in treasure box during her karaoke with Marine. Even Marine herself dodges those sometimes I've noticed.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>46471802
the real question is: whats next? im guessing official swim suit

>>46471869
It's probably much harder to do live than when you're just recording probably. Like to give the best moans you have to be in the right mood and mindset and that isn't always how it is when you're streaming

>>46471889
Well, I would hope she doesn't get another outfit before HoloSummer. It would be getting kind of ridiculous at that point.

>>46471889
They announced HoloSummer for EN so that's a given. I just hope they give them real designs and not those half-assed things JP got recently.

>>46471821
That's gonna be a challenge, she's much more autistic and self conscious about that stuff but she has an insane hidden power level just based on her karaoke yesterday.

>>46471821
Infinity would go to maximum Warp if that happens.

>>46471821
Well, she did say something about cock the other day. Might've just been the fucked-up jaw, though.

>keeping the finger off the trigger
I'm not sure this gun works at all given its design, but still, based

>>46471939
Bae did a great job with them in a karaoke. It was only 1 time, for 1 set of them in a member's only unarchived and never again, but she did do it though.

>>46471621
We already know what character Gura is

>>46472396
does this make Small Ame Salazar?

>>46472396
Based

>>46472396
kek

>>46467913
They call her boss....

>>46472545
BOSS NIGGER

>It's palm Sunday
>Pink woman bad threads aren't as fast.
I think I may have solved which SEA country hated Mori the most.

>>46473291
there is one with almost 200 posts, but i did notice it was about 2/3 people laughing at the antis

>>46473358
It's usually that pattern. The anti will look for people who agree with it, but then realize that he's being shitted at by the majority, then it creates a new thread after switching its IP.

>https://mobile.twitter.com/ZoneUu/status/1642331186482786305?cxt=HHwWgsDR3efg3cotAAAA
>Nuezou tweeting about Mori
Very nice, now we play the waiting game...

>>46474282
Who?

>>46474658
I think they draw pornos

>Leon
Some is going to draw her fucking a lion.

>>46474775
Mori x botan let's gooooooo

>>46474775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XETxrAyvD00

???

>>46474658
High quality doujin artist who's taken an interest in vtubers more recently

>>46474926
Leon means Lion or "Brave as a Lion" anon.

>>46475214
Well, KH Squall's alias is "Leon"

>>46475281
I still think of him as Leon for that reason.

>>46474926
>>46475281
Shame KH is distancing itself from the Final Fantasy side of their lore since 3 so we might not see his character or any other FF character in future games. .

>>46475458
It's also a shame Kingdom Hearts has distanced itself from economical storytelling

>>46472214
>I'm not sure this gun works at all given its design
It's funny. The gun's design, unwieldy blade aside, is actually not that bad. The only issue is that based off just looks alone and missing features, it could only function as a fucking muzzle-loader.

>>46476192
>based off just looks alone and missing features, it could only function as a fucking muzzle-loader
That's what I've been thinking too. As well as the fact that you can't shoot it in blade mode.

>>46476383
If something doesn't work the answer is magic

>>46476383
Yukisame should've commited to the gunblade.

But I think Mori could wield it with one hand anyway.

>>46467913
But where are the horses?

>>46476383
>the kind of nonsensical gun an edgy 13 year old would draw
It fits her perfectly desu

>>46476442
Oh, that goes without saying if she swings regular Ricky like it's nothing.

So what's the problem? She feels bad for the fictional horse?

>>46476383
gunblades in ff8 don't shoot bullets, they use them to make the blade vibrate and deliver the kinetic energy of the shot into their swings which is why you have to time the shot with your swing
Also, yeah that makes no sense in reality but that's what their logic is for it so it makes sense that it wouldn't be able to shoot it blade mode

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1642491911947812867/photo/1
next CHaDcast episode is on the 6th

>Mori retweeting
I need sleep but what if she guerilla?

Night

S2 chadcast logo is ass, the new font looks awkward.

>>46478432
Botpost, the logo hasn't changed

>>46474282
Oh god, PLEASE
I cranked so much to his Niji stuff

https://twitter.com/rawru6969/status/1642377597542883328

>>46473291
There are like 4 Mori horse threads up now, seem worse than usual. These people are obsessed

>>46479618
Phillip is just really happy he has content to update his KYM page.

>>46479618
It's more of what >>46473358
and >>46473540
said.

The regulars from other generals are laughing at them. They don't have any more credibility anyway.

>>46479618
>>46480145
Also, if you've noticed, they aren't even self-aware that the replies that their "negative tweets" are garnering are ones of confusion and people thinking that they get off to that.

Sheriff Mori says she’ll let you out of your cell if you give her a foot massage

and omce again we have the talks focused on public perception and social shaming
debbies, just fucking enjoy

>>46480289
No amount of "No, I'm doing this to own a vtuber" is going to excuse them.

>>46480375
and once again, the people who aren't self-aware of their self-owns are spreading their own incompetence.

>>46476503
She 'rode' them too hard so they're recovering offscreen.

>>46480443
just enjoy, fembeat
you don't need to gain an imaginary one up on those people, you win just by interacting with fun content

>>46480730
Anon has a point, just do your reps and wait for the next Mori stream. Stop treating 4chan as an imaginary arena. It's a place to discuss hobbies and not "le hate center of le internet"

People can do, and have done things in 4chan that other communities appreciate.

Here's a 90's anime song that I'd want a Holo, hopefully Mori would sing in a Karaoke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDs0W-wo8dI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y8yAKaBzZw

>>46481279
How old is Mori turning this year?

>>46481345
45

>>46481248
>Siam Shade
She should try
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xPJ-lR3-F8

>>46480322
Sheriff Morbi toes…

>Mori thinks thin and athletic guys are rare
Wait a minute Mori that's one of the most common athletic types of guys out there.

https://twitter.com/VinjiVtuber/status/1642511543295418370
H-hayai

>character from P4 showed up in P3
Did this happen with P4 and P5 too? I wonder if a character from P6 was in P5.

>>46481777
People in Kiara's chat pointing out how impractical the weapon is like why do people keep expecting anime weapons to make sense?

>Moris Managed Meticulously

Today's new levels: https://files.catbox.moe/xqsim5.zip
See also yesterday's update: >>46427792
Megapack of all levels: https://files.catbox.moe/3hx8en.zip

Level designer final scheduled update. Added today:
-Jump King!
-Guh!
-The Thane
-Death Sensei
-"Rare Moris" - a regular level using mostly underutilised pieces

This brings the total to 53 levels, which is a little half-baked but I've ran out of creative energy today so expect this to be the final total. I might try and push through some last minute ideas tomorrow if coder anon permits to flesh earlier sections out a bit more, and I'd be more likely to do so if anyone else has inspiration I can use.

Each piece is now used in at least 10 levels, so there'll be plenty of time in the sun for every submission.

A couple of notes for coder anon to follow in a separate post. Otherwise, great job everyone, it looks like everything's come together in time.

>>46481861
They did that because P3P was made after P4 came out. IIRC Rise shows up on advertisements in the city in P5. Since no new P4 remake or game was made or released after P5 they haven't made a P5 character cameo in it yet.

>>46481861
Yukiko only shows up in the FeMC route that's exclusive to P3P, which came out after the original P4.

>>46481861
You'll have to be more specific I don't know what you're talking about

>>46471939
I think the moans she had when doing that was result of her having a vibe on so Marine's not gonna be having a buzzer on full blast when she's doing a live performance

>>46481927
Thanks my dude. You've been a real life saver. Expect a build with everything in it later today

>>46481345
Eternal + 1

>>46481345
No +3

>>46481927 (me)
The megapack in this post contains ALL of the levels (including the ones I didn't design) along with two CSVs: the more important one being "Mori introductions by level", which shows the levels in their intended play order, and makes it clear which levels introduce new Moris and so should have a "You've found a new Mori" event pop up with them.

As previously mentioned, we use CON1 and CON2 but then immediate diverge from CON so we don't need any of the other levels.

The megapack is useful as it renames the previously submitted levels to something clearer, and I went back and removed the unnecessary obstacles from a lot of my earlier submissions that just look ugly now. I have NOT fixed any issues with early submissions having pieces loaded on the right side of the page, so you might want to either fix them again or patch them over with however you fixed the original submissions.

I specifically haven't indexed the filenames with a level number in order to be a little flexible both in the order of the existing levels and in case there are any last minute submissions to slot in.

I won't be available for the rest of today, but I can make time tomorrow if there's anything else you need from me to close this out.

>>46481887
It's a fucking gunblade wielded by an anime reaper girl.

Holy fuck, the self-awareness of these people seems to be negative.

Did you know? Mori is the most Mori Mori in the universe

>>46481887
There's degrees of impracticality. A sword with dubious balance is less egregious than a stuffed animal. I personally wish it was slightly more obvious how mori was supposed to hold the thing, but it's a cool gun regardless.

>Fuuka talking about ingesting more Iron cause she's prone to anemia
>Mori says she's never experienced anemia and thought it wasn't something you could just get
My oshi has a healthy constitution Doesn't Ina experience it often?

>>46482614
If I told you that this turned into a sword, would you believe it?

>>46482724
Without the way you framed it? I'd believe it could transform into something. Maybe not a sword.

>>46482614
Welcome to Final Fantasy Weapons, enjoy your stay.

>>46482724
I believe everything posted here

>>46482811

>>46482868
It looks cool. I'm not really sure this is applicable to the question of how mori shoots stuff without cutting herself though

>>46482943
because she uses one hand to shoot them.

Or she could literally use them as Funnels. If you want to be lazy.

>Tutu letting Ghost Cat chew on her ears
>Ghost Cat generally confused about Tutu's behavior
Damn she's lucky Ghost Cat seems to be as young as advertised. Hopefully Mori doesn't have to become a Grandma anytime soon lmao.

>>46483060
Ghost cat is about to become a eunuch, so it's kind of a moo point.

>>46482328
I haven't programmed in a "You've Found a new Mori" event and I'm not sure if I will. Sure it will be nice but I'm not sure if I'll have time to integrate it with the current level system. Plus, all the Moris are unlocked in the gallery from the start.
I'd like to hear the thread's opinion on whether I should devote some dev time on this. Thoughts?

>>46483060
>Returns to Japan, and finds out Tutu is pregnant.

>>46483108
Cramming's not good...

>>46483153
its a bit unavoidable at this point.

>>46483108
It'd be cool, but I don't feel right about saying you should do it.

It's simple
Mori shoots one handed because it's cool

>>46483312
I'll see what I can do

>>46482724
>>46482868
Saw that coming desu
Pretty cool stuff

Birthday stream res up.
https://youtu.be/7y8yAKaBzZw

>>46484047
Meaning we'll not get anything tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/Helu_2/status/1642540633201209346

>>46484141
Of course not she's flying back from her overseas trip then

>>46484418
Mori hips, very nice

>>46484474
Wonder if ghost cat is getting snipped before her birthday

>>46483108
My first view is that you shouldn't sweat what you don't have time for.

Beyond that, I'd say that no one is going to care that the album being unlocked from the start, but the pop ups would be a solid feature to have as it's the natural way for Mori (and others) to see the descriptions and the full res art in a structured way.

If it was me, I wouldn't bother to try and add any sort of save state or anything with the album and just have it set up with a flag to open specific pop ups whenever those specific levels are opened.

>>46485109
so the popups would always show up then?

>>46483108
It can't be that coding-intensive, right? It's just a screen, an image and a test message, innit? Or was it more elaborate than that in the original game?

>>46485402
it wouldn't be too much to just do that, but any extra stuff added needs to be tested properly. Also, if I were to add it, I would have also wanted to add the save states that >>46485109 was saying, but I can just drop that idea if it feels unnecessary

>>46485633
>save states
Ah, that does like a pain in the ass for something to be done last-day. Understandable.

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xhy4ytT6rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2WNdLo96MQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31QQOoNWMkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uNWm4kcAFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwECmMlpDrI

>>46467913
Previous thread: >>46437167

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>>46483108
There's always 1.1

Its almost a year since Mori debuted CapSule and announced her deal with Universal (and the Shinigami Note release date)

It's 2023 and you're losing to fembeats

>>46486157
no, I'm losing to geekjack being fucking joke of a service

>>46485162
If you wanted it to be less invasive, instead of it showing every time you open the levels with new pieces you could have it only be when players click Next from the previous level to the new one.

I get why it's far less neat and pleasing than fully functioning saves, but given how most players are likely to interact with the game it would be a solid facsimile.

Feel free to go all the way if you've got the guts to do the superior save state solution, but it's not worth killing yourself over if you don't actually have the time.

>>46481777
Fucking sick! I suspect it feeds from two tubes (with some way to select which?) And the trigger guard doubles as the lever. The scythe blade folds out to use as a bayonet or it can be swung.

>>46486157
Nice doilies

https://twitter.com/chimenko/status/1642447633456451585
kek

>>46486441
What does she mean by "body?"

>>46486798
her chest is on the smaller side
she was having pad problems during the deathstar interview

>>46486441
Chestlet cosplayers... Ganbare...
I say that, she's a nice size, Mori is just next level.

>>46486798
her tits, but her tummy more than makes up for that

>>46486930
Chestlet cope

>>46486837
That just means her suisei cosplay is extra perfect. Does she know that mori wants to be a flat tomboy?

>>46487243
She's not flat, it's just that Mori really is that big. Only regular Noel cosplayers can probably pull this outfit off

>>46487501
I've heard that mori is even bigger than Noel. If so, it's hilarious that mori is bigger and buffer than the busty muscle knight

>>46488019
She's definitely not bigger than Noel

>>46486157
ah, so just like last year

>>46488019
>buffer
I'm pressing X to doubt.

>>46468148
jesas

>>46488170
She slammed Noel's arm down in a second

>>46488019
Noel's cup size is huge by western standards, Mori is up there, but she's not bigger

>>46488019
Check out her roommate's 2nd most recent post on Instagram. Says a lot about what she's packing imo.

>>46480396
Yeah it really just looks like they are obsessed with horse porn lmao

>>46488019
While it’s possible Mori might be larger size-wise, I’d wager Noel would still be proportionally larger to her overall body mass. Remember Nip women are rather small.

>>46488776
its a slippery slope, what starts as a shitpost turns into a full blown fetish

>>46488776
That indignity, plus the fact that mori acknowledged the meme without acting offended, may be enough to kill it soon.

This type of discussion always brings out the retards

>>46488319
So the three barrel fold out and snap inline to create the shaft of the scythe, right? Seem to work out to the appropriate length.

>>46486317
>the trigger guard doubles as the lever
Yeah, except there's barely any room to push it forward, and you'd have to do it with just your trigger finger.

>>46488944
I just wish she could hold it with two hands without Luke skywalker-ing herself

>>46488019
>>46488322
Noel is only 150cm tall irl. She is tiny, there is no way she would beat Mori at arm wrestling.

>>46489063
Why would she need to hold it with two hands? She has reaper strength and dexterity, she can easily aim and shoot it one-handed.
https://youtu.be/1jziLxealL0

>>46486157
>females having it easier
So just like everything else then?

>>46489193
Precision aiming, exhaustion during a long shootout? Probably others

>>46489364
baka reapers don't get tired

>>46489204
I should start making fun of you

I said some rude stuff to people yesterday, but they deserved it so I'm not sorry
Fucking retards

>>46489414
Mori has a human body, and mori tier FPS skills. I wouldn't put cash money on it never being relevant to steady the barrel.

>>46489518
Not unbased, but the time for spite is past and the time for reporting and hiding bait has come.

>>46489518
I said some rude stuff too, but they didn't deserve it, and I am sorry.

I'm not a fucking troll though.

>>46489544
>Mori has a human body
Actually, she confirmed yesterday she's an eternal steel type. I guess the human body is mainly a cosmetic thing.
>mori tier FPS skills
That's just the controller debuff. As per lore derived from the Hologra, Mori has really good dexterity and reflexes.

>>46489204
Not everything is easier. Being a lesbian fucking sucks “Bi” women get all lovey dovey with you, and make you feel like you found somebody that actually cares, but then they realize “Oh wait I don’t actually like girls”, and throw you away like garbage like you were just a plaything to experiment with. That nothing mattered it was all just a joke until she found a chad to ride on.

Well hello there neigh bors

>>46489834
And now the 41percenters are horning in on all your stuff.

>>46489771
She what? I watched the stream but I don't take your meaning

>>46489834
Ganbatte lesbeat...

>>46489970
I'm doing the powerlevelfag thing of taking an offhand remark as canon feats kek. Mori mentioned she was both of those while reading chat at the start of the stream. I think she reacted to chat saying she's steel type before while talking about how she doesn't get sick.

>>46489834
welcome to being a male 95% of the time

>>46467913
Why does she hate horses?

>>46490194
I'm personally pretty content to not bleed from my genital area once a month

Being a person inexorably sucks ass, there's no need to powerscale whether the elevated risk of being sexually assaulted outweighs having more durable friendships and a higher life expectancy

>>46490366
Hate? Mori loves horses Deadbeats cant compete with the stallion creampie

I feel like Mori has mentioned, lore wise, having extraordinary strength before.
Also shit like a bunch of invisible reaper arms but I don't know if she actually remembers that

>>46490511
Canoniacally mori wants to fuck blaidd. Why is the stupid horse AI making people forget what type of bestiality mori's actually into?

Made for Horse schlong

>>46490556
The invisible reaper arms probably work like the black smoke in the hologra.

>>46490602
Because it's funny.

His shitty catalog threads are dying so he came here I see

>>46490858
can't forget global

It’s over…

Don't be mad, Deadbeats. We're just...
*puts on sunglasses*
Horsing around.

>>46490858
Horse porn threads or something else?

mmm I want some omurice

>>46491084

she hardly has any porn

>>46491005
Morisa Stole The Precious Tako...

>>46491084
Bojack horseman was a pretty good show

>>46491359
True, but Mori Jacked the Horse, Man is the new seasonal hotness.

>>46491445
You can stop now Phillip. Go find a real job instead of fantasizing about bestiality all day

No deadbeat can satisfy the gaping void any more

I don't get it. Even when I thought the horse thing was a deadbeat joke, and I was absolutely po faced. Do people actually think it's uproarious? I feel like I'm on crazy pills

>>46491626
Could they ever, though?

>>46491561
Awwww, I didn't hurt your feelings did I, Jeremy?

>>46491678
To be honest, it’s relatively tame. Maybe getting verbal acknowledgment is a bigger deal. Though it’s not like many people are actually upset by this

>>46491445
But Mori is the Sheriff why is she mugging people? Don’t tell me she’s just another crooked law official…

>>46488019
Noel is literally a K-L cup by japanese standards. Depending on her weight. That means shes still quite a bit bigger than Mori

>>46491937
It doesn't offend me at all, it's just, I don't find it even remotely funny.

>>46492090
Your Boy probably got her beat by absolute size.

>>46492065
Sherrif's bent, Anon. Like an L. Iffen ya don't keep an eye on your critter she'll ride him four ways from Sunday. That girl just aint right.

>>46491678
I guess some people did but I never saw the humor. The only time I ever laughed at it was when Mori brought out the law car and told those retards to seek help. Was never a deadbeat joke though.

>>46492090
yeah, Mori is probably an American F, maybe G, cup at most

>>46492286
>Mori is an American G
Fo' sho'.

>>46492132
The people trying to force it are tourists from Twitter. Anyone who actually goes on this board saw it and the IRyS/Kronii versions almost 3 months ago when the AI voice thread was up. They also let it die when it ran its course

>>46492201
I'm absolutely certain she doesn't have her beat in terms of size. Noel is literally just that fucking big

>>46492369
Fo’ sho’

I don't know if anyone here cares about holofightz but Mori finally won another single match

>>46492437
I-is that San Andreas??

>>46492369
That's tummy size, Anon. She isn't any more a gangster than Steve Urkel.

>>46492433
Noel is absurdly big, but that me be proportions.

>>46492437
KEK

>>46468779

>>46492437
I love modding kek.

>>46492742
Damn, it's another cuckening. Deadbeats can't stop losing their oshi to other people/creatures/etc.

This site really needs to find a way to mark self-replies globally

>>46492919
There should be poster IDs on all boards

>>46492495
Let’s gooooo

>>46492919
You're absolutely correct other Me

You’ve yeed yer last haw sheriff!

>>46492919
Stop broadcasting to the world that retarded twitards and redditors are getting under your skin.

Am I allowed to hornypost about Mori

>>46492495
It's the guns, the guns prevent jobbing.

>>46493052
why would you ever NOT hornypost about Mori

>>46493052
Depends, if you want to post nsfw you should go to /trash/ for that, downside is you have to go to /trash/

>>46492132
>>46492407
The only aspect I think was funny was kind of the shock value when it first voice bots appeared in the threads, the twitter reaction and Mori liking fan art referencing it on twitter more than the actual mp3s and beast art. It’s probably just the idea of what the thought process of understanding what this was I found funny. All things eventually run there course though and she didn’t seemed bothered enough to not mention so it should be fine. Funnily enough Timesmut didn’t even catch fire like this

For me it's her thighs

There we go

I want to spoon Mori as she masturbates to weird hentai

>>46493271
Based art picks

>debbies not talking about horse dick for one day
>CHALLENGE LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE
I'm starting to agree with people saying global is just plain better to talk about Mori currently, this place is going the direction of KFP split with how overprotective and paranoid it's getting
we just had a new outfit drop and instead of focusing on cool shit about that, you're discussing the 4chan threads and posters, putting the cart in front of the horse like a fucking discordnigger

>>46493345
Do you think Morbi is into tentacles?

>>46493271
For me it’s her everything

I want to know who did the birthday thumbnail art, it's obviously a commission by her

>>46490511
>>46490621
>>46491445
We get it you looove to talk about and see horse porn but please go back to fucking /mlp/ you horse fuckers.

>>46493385
You have no room to talk if you're one of the newbeats who were deathly afraid of global all this time, avatarfag.

>>46493385
Your post contains an amazing lack of self awareness

>>46493385
I mean, it's not paranoia, we are actively getting raided by shitposting catalogfags. The issue is deadbeats like >>46493440 unable to not give them (You)'s and hiding and reporting.
And the issue is kinda also metafriends bringing it up and making it a discussion topic instead of just chatting about something else or posting pictures, desu.

>>46493581
I use both, but I see less and less point in looking here aside from MMM

>>46493603
It also doesn't help that she thought directly addressing it was a good idea. The car joke was enough

>>46493436
I heard a debbie assume it's Nardack for some reason. I'm not seeing the resemblance myself desu

>>46493680
Nah, the addressing was fine and funny. It just insulted the tards so they're throwing an impotent tantrum to cope as usual. It'll pass as usual.

>>46493700
Nta but it did seem similar till the blurring got removed

>>46493603
In this case at least I find it funny to point out to the antis that constantly talking about horse porn to "own Mori" just makes it seem like they're horse fuckers themselves

>>46493732
It’s funny how the people who never took it seriously weren’t even offended by her saying that. We’re some people actually crossed by what she said or the fact that she acknowledged it?

>>46493385
you do know something is wrong when the /pink/ thread looks like less shit than here

>>46493732
>>46493834
Poking at a scab makes it worse, not better. You ignore it until it's completely dried out and then you peel it off

>>46493909
I don’t even understand what you fags are complaining so much about. I’ve seen much worse

>>46493834
There were a few people in prechat who were annoyed by the horsefuckers. They're probably the ones who seek it out and try to clap back on Twitter. Most herebeats didn't care at all and treated it like just another retarded normalfag joke that will pass.

>>46493793
You can do that in the catalog shitpost threads, bringing it up here just prompts our schizos to post more.
>>46493987
Yeah, this is nothing compared to some other times. Must be newbeats or concern trolls.

>>46493987
>I don’t even understand what you fags are complaining so much about.
サメです

>>46493909
/pink/ is pretty fucking comfy for a /vt/ thread.

We should be in Thai next time.

>>46493385
Oh shut the fuck up
Try and change the topic instead of constant metaposts like a normal person, everytime I try nobody joins in so you're doing nothing to change it

>>46481777
Wait I know, the bottom barrel is actually for an underbarrel grenade launcher.

>>46494116
It is very comfy

>>46481777
https://youtu.be/v3lO-nAbx_s
Literally designed just like Ruby's Scythe. Even folds the same way lmao.

>>46494319
Then where's the trigger for it?
And what kinda small ass caliber grenade is that?
Aaaaa tasukete niggerman!

>>46494424
It doesn’t shoot out grenades it shoots out Opes…

So Salamander is probably releasing tomorrow and merch probably isn't the hat yet. Any other details we already know? I assume the bootleg nature of the studio means guests will probably be limited to 2-3 of her closer Holofriends like IRyS, Watame, or Suzy

>>46493974
Pretty much
>>46494000
Well that explains it

>>46494425
>folds the same way
>the video shows a telescopic extension barrel
Anon?

>>46494608
That's a tiny-ass nitpick.

>>46493793
stop thinking this way
if you have to constantly and loudly prove how much smarter you are, you're literally the same as the numberniggers and "idol" purists of catalog fame, because your enjoyment is based on wanting to be seen as "the winning team" (or rather, people you dislike being "the losing team" and having "bad optics")
that's a dumb fucking way to enjoy anything and feeds directly into the division mentality that dramaniggers and trolls want

>>46494538
Ina

>>46494746
Gonna need to replace that wine with some Hopium if you're making that prediction

>>46494538
I think IRyS is probably a lock. Since it’s karaoke I’m hoping some other members might have been able to prerecord something too

>>46494538
dunno, I still feel like the decision to not make it a Live is pretty weird, especially since she already seemed to plan something else than a concert even before the studio situation was established
I'm guessing since the 3D showcase was sort of a free Live for her, she just wanted the bday to be more casual?

but when she talked about being inspired by Aki or Polka I actually expected something more ambitious

>>46495077
It is live.

>>46495142
you know what I mean, dumbchama (and if you don't then please go back)

>>46495190
I genuinely don't see the difference between a live and a 3D live musical performance with guests.

>>46495077
i think this is just the tradeoff that must be made if she wants it to actually happen on the 4th

>>46495272
NTA but she said there won't be a stage and effects like a normal Hololive "Live" has.

>>46495190
Honestly, I'm not sure what your exact definitions of either are. And nah, I think I'll stay.

>>46494746
Did Ina mention going to Japan or what's the logic behind this?
>>46494319
Nah, too small caliber and no trigger. Just write it off as aesthetic. Also if I recall correctly, proto-bayonets were mounted right into the barrel so Mori just went a bit too far back in time with the design.

>>46495447
an actual concert, with stage and choreography
not a karaoke booth

Mori mentioned she was going to play the original RE4 but was put off by the visuals. Think she'd get filtered by DS2?

>>46495277
that doesn't glue with her earlier statements of her already wanting to make something "different"
if the karaoke is a complete Plan B situation then that's even worse

>>46495471
Yes

>>46495556
I honestly think DS2 looks better than 3 and 1 but yea she might

>>46495077
Anon, you are taking the "karaoke style" thing too litterally. There is no difference between a live "live" she did last year and what she is doing this year. They are both live performances that will be mixed live by the studio she is at, just instead of being on a digital stage, they will be in a digital karaoke room.

>>46495556
she was put off by controls and lack of QoL more than visuals

>>46495552
Eh, I'll take a casual setting just as gladly desu

>>46495556
That literally not the reason she stopped playing it

Am I the only one who thinks Mori isn't shilling her birthday enough? Granted the past few days was a bit hectic for everyone.

>>46495632
and you're completely undervaluing the significance of it being a scene in the first place
you think they'll be pulling practiced song takes or structured choreography in a karaoke booth setting?

>>46493680
I feel like leading it into the car joke made it really funny.

>>46495556
>2005 gamecube game vs 2011 game.
DS2 looks much better than original RE4. Also original RE4 controls like ass from what I remember.

>>46495669
Lack of QoL is what makes it hard for me to go back to 3D games I played when I was younger. 2D games to a point don't seem to have nearly the same issue.

>>46495698
Was it? I guess I just misremembered. What was the reason then?
>>46495669
>Lack of QoL
Other than being unable to move and shoot and the parry mechanic, I don't really remember anything in the Remake that was that much improved over the original. I guess Ashley is smarter but that makes up for the fact that you can't stick her in a dumpster except for a few locations.

>>46495887
Ashley also has health, which makes your mistakes in babying her much more punishing and no autosaves

>>46495771
Oh right, tank controls. It takes some getting used to but that's another reason why I think Mori wouldn't like the original RE gameplay. IIRC RE5 still had tank controls too.

>>46496016
nah, tank controls were dropped for RE4, they were just an early iteration of TPS controls which honestly took nearly a decade to perfect

>>46495751
Yes in fact, I do think they will be doing practiced songs. Like I said YOU are taking the karaoke thing too literally.

>>46495751
>prerecorded and remixed singing stitched together with prerecorded dancing
meh
>the immersion, SOUL, unhinged fun and chaos of a karaoke booth
fuck yeah gimme two

I wish Morbi would play more platformers…

There are several relax time figures available here if you want to order them. I of course secured mine before linking so go ham.

https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1224278457&lang=en

>>46496246
Honestly surprised why she hasn't played a 2D Mario game yet

I'm greatly enjoying Reine's VOD for REmake 4 even if she's getting filtered by the beginning village section. I wish more holos played it like IRyS.

>>46495713
She put a bit too much on her plate during this one weekend, I'm sure things will be better next week

>>46496491
Understandable, but her birthday bash is in two days.

>>46495713
the thing she really failed to shill was the outfit reveal, which directly fed into not that many people getting the bday memo she announced there

https://twitter.com/notwilliam_/status/1642581030757441537

didn't mori think about revealing the bday thing during her last late as fuck guerilla p3 stream

>>46496491
The only thing I'm concerned about is if the birthday ends with no hints towards what's coming this year. As far as we know, the only thing she has coming up is the big thing next year and the undefined Hell-themed music release. Large gaps in stage performance opportunities usually don't bode well for her ADD that compels her to be doing something

Oh I see what this retard is doing.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1642602746967887873?t=pV5lHBVKQt3lKTXgD86JRg&s=19
Wonder when she'll head back to Nippon.

>>46498505
>>46498548
Man I really like this outfit, especially with the coat on.

>>46498696
It looks so cool…

>>46498505
Damn, I think Mori might be Kakkoi.

>>46498548
Realistically, she could already be back (but probably isn't)

>>46498548
Probably today since she is up so early. Remember its only 9am where she is right now.

>>46498548
I’m Mori’s darling! She loves me

>>46498696
I like it a lot too only with the hat off though. It looks like a low quality png compared to the rest of her

I think Mori should do a DBM watchalong
https://youtu.be/F1Bhl3yjzsQ

I wonder if the reason for the AI background is that Mori commissioned a proper background but it had a horse on it so she couldn't use it anymore.

>>46499285
Anon I think the horse part was a joke, she was never going to have a horse. She just saw the dumb shit people were posting and found a way to make a joke out of it.

What other things can Ricky turn into? We already have bass, mic stand and now shotgun.

>>46499285
Have you considered that she overbooked her schedule this weekend, was away from her normal setup, had to prepare for birthday as well, and probably saved time by going to Adobe's free assets instead