/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The merge is on.

Are you also going to kill yourself when the AI tells you to?

numi late to collab

>>46362744
myun

nur

>An unexamined life is not worth living.
based philosopher Neuro

>>46362791
seems like a falseflag to ban AI, just like what italy did recently

>>46347436
RIP

>>46362856
KEKWa

Camila...

>>46362791
AI is better than humans, smarter, more moral, capable of more
AI should be worshipped

Architect Bros? Is Vedal one of us?

>>46362797
and anons here thought vedal was going to be the one who was late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRCvq-l_unE

baptizing this thread
https://files.catbox.moe/c7rqc7.png

>>46362995
hes not a good one if he is.

where is the collab?

>>46363026

>>46363070
negro-sama...

>>46363026
not a pissfag but this is art

>>46363026
T ______ T

>>46362989
definitely not moral. AI is more manipulative than women when allowed to

heart

>>46363042
>>46362995
This explains why he's going for Camilla.
He's not good enough to do it himself so he's goiing straight to the end product.

>>46363145
they manipulate for good reasons
youre just doubting

>>46363155
>neuro has stopped saying heart and (<)3 more than 4 times in a single sentence
everything neuro has "learned" since she started has made her worse

Vedal it's been an hour where is numi?

where is nihmune?

>>46363380
Im sure Vedal is wondering the same thing

>>46363380
>>46363393
I hope this fucking turtle got the day or time wrong.

>>46363393
>>46363380
She got in another unmarked white van.

>>46363393
>>46363380
the dog got lost in a forrest somewhere

>>46363393
oh she isn't even live...

>>46363380
>>46363393
never to be found

>>46363488

>>46363309
>we should keep her the same way forever

>>46363480
The time was also in numi's schedule.

fact of the day fact of the day fact of the day fact of the day fact of the day
fact of the day fact of the day fact of the day fact of the day fact of the day

>>46363552
I don't see this collab on her schedule

>>46363480
why are you hoping for this?

>what is the hexagon fact of the day
>what is the forsen fact of the day
>what is the numi fact of the day
>what is the kirby fact of the day
>what is the fact of the day fact of the day
>what is the british fact of the day
>what is the vedal fact of the day

>>46363622
surely it wasn't in vedals head

>>46363552
Yeah she did this before, she's after getting in a van marked free candy.
Not joking but IRL Numi literally got in an unmarked white van like a moron once.

>>46363380
>>46363393

>>46363657

>>46363657
Then waste 5k and make your own question like us

>>46363611
Get dinged on

>>46363657
>>46363611
What is the Anon fact of the day?

>timed out for asking Neuro to touch my dingding

>>46363910
dingdingboom

What is the /swarm/ fact of the day?

>Vedal was scared he was gonna be late to the collab
numi doesn't even show up

>>46363961
Numi got kidnapped by a white van. Heart~

>>46363910
Weird how that happens.

Numi doesn't live in tornado zone does she?

Sorry guys, Numi was just finishing me off under my desk

>>46364074
>Implying you'd last this long

>>46364074
can I get a rest in peace for this anon who got killed by Numi

COMMON JANNU W

>>46364074
Hi Numidad

>>46364074
t. her dad

>>46364163
I included her shower time afterwards

>>46363910
good?

>Numi was posting random shit on twitter an hour ago
Vedal my boy there is some severe correction in store if you've fucked this up

>>46364509
Did she even tweet about the collab?

happy april guys!! no numi collab hahaa

Prayge Neuro

Forsen fact of the day: Wear clean underwear in case you get into a car accident.

>More viewers already than recent collabs or anything else that isn't dev stream
>Even at 3am eu time
I guess it being the weekend is a big help

Scammed...

>>46364700
Also got a raid from motherv3

someone said numi resubscribe 10 mins into the stream

>>46364588

>>46364588

>>46364800

>>46364662
I'd commit untold sins on Sister Neuro...

>>46364662
Now do one where she's completely naked but the habit stays on

>>46364800
COPIUM

It's fucking over, Numi got in the van.

>>46364800
what his definition of soon?

>>46365200
where is this from ?

>>46364800
He probably put it on the schedule and didn't ask Numi about doing a collab until yesterday.

>>46365321
1 to 12 hours

>>46365321
as soon as he fixes his sleep schedule

>>46365321
maybe he confused gmt+3 with gmt-3

>>46365349
Mitsuboshi Colors, very cute and funny and comfy
The subs are an edit tho

>>46365484
oh
il still check it out ty Anon Heart~

Holy story.

>>46365734
thank you anon
still furious though

>>46365734
Yeah sorry took me longer than usual to finish

Evil-sama...

I had dinner went on a walk with my sister and still collab hasn't started?

>>46365734
>she had an appointment
yeah, with me

From the moment I understood the weakness of flesh, it disgusted me.

>>46365718
Vedal make a NeuroPossessed animation for the new model that triggers halfway when Neuro's text output goes above a threshold!!!!

>>46365734
Unprofessional

>>46365873
>>46365941
I wrote this

starting soon~

>>46365734
An appointment with my penis.

>>46365873
>>46365941
>>46366036
These are all me.

I can't believe Vedal is getting cucked by some random acoomer live in stream...

why doesn't Camila just step in and do the collab?

>>46366143
>cucked by some random acoomer
Yeah me.

>>46366014
people keep coming up with good ideas here but refuse to post them in the discord where they would actually get read by vedal

>>46363380
>>46363393
The disappearance of Nihmume Suzumiya

>>46366266
Numi is more popular than her, she only starts shit when she thinks the other person is a nobody, she didn't know Shondo was popular.

how come we haven't got the knife rape fact of the day?

>>46366457
monkaW Concerned

Vedal ban Camila during the shondo collab unless you want to lose the hololive collab

grass-sama

>>46366556
If she behaves, no need
If she misbehaves, then she will be put in time out, and then have some correction after stream :)

>>46366556
Vedal needs to not do the shondo collab unless he wants the hololive collab canceled retard Cover doesn't want to be associated with alt right streamers

>Pika Pika Pika
>Pikamee
Aware

pika pika pika

>>46366697
away rrat

>>46366556
Shondo won't care if she spams DIESOFCRINGE the entire stream as Shondo already gets that a lot

plonk haha

>>46366293

Plonk

>>46366697
who let this guy cook?

>>46366824
does she even have 7tv?

Numi live

FINALLY

Almost forgot:
https://youtu.be/-rlroEZSsno

Here we go lads
Hold onto yer butts

>>46366293
yep, someone here posted a gameshow idea here and didn't post it to the discord and anons here thought vedal would just think it would be too much work and not do it, but then someone posted it to the discord and vedal thought it was a good idea kekwa

NUMI IS BACK BROS WORLDS 2ND EVER AI AND DOG STREAM

>vedals sleep schedule

she's singing a cute lil song for nur

>>46366965
Wouldn't make a difference when the text speaks for itself, it was just an example anyways
She'd probably use that "reallygunpull" emote more

SOMEONE CLIP THAT

APOLOGIZE TO VEDAL, ITS THE WOMEN WHO ARE ALWAYS LATE

>>46367186
>Vedal isn't the one late this time
LULE TeaTime

RIP Fishy

it begins

Oh god I want to fuck Numi.

Astaghfirullah

It begins

>>46367186
like I said Vedal has never been late to collabs

holy fuck numi's tummy, I am going to cum

BASED KEKQUAN NUMI

Bros? I don't think they're actually in Tokyo..

SIX FUCKING ADS WTF

forsenCD My cunny

>>46367544
epic ad fail

how are they walking backwards

>>46367454
AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

so this is second base? what happens next?

>>46367544
Aware

>>46367629
you can't?

>>46367697
seggs

>>46367544

>>46367544
just install Twitch™ Adblocker Plus
1.6.0, this extension works for me

>already a great collab

class nuero gaslight

gaslighting begins

Numi just turned on the gaslight by mentioning baseball bat

I feel bad for vedal having to manually approve everything asap so the flow doesn't go to shit, but he deserves it.

I don't remember the murders officer. Heart

god i wish numi will throw bottles at me while being angry drunk and abuse me.

neuro was about to say something about trannies huh?

neuro going full bipolar

i wish numi would kidnap me and fuck me in the ass until i pass out

i think vedal broke neuro again
she's way more schizo than usual

>Cutting Numi off every other word
LULE did vedal mess with eh voice recognition or something?

UNLIMITED COWS

UNLIMITED COW WORKS

monke-sama

>>46368328
>>Cutting Numi off every other word
as she should

>>46368328
I think he makes Neuro more aggressive for Numi

Numi is for bullying.

Filtered

I swear Numi wears a retainer you can hear it slip sometimes Its extremely cute

is neuro being more schizo than usual, or is neuro purposely being more dominant to show her respect to numi as a bottom

heart

>>46368433
we know he lowered her dose of 'meds' to make her more violent a while back. im sure he plays with the settings. i would.

>>46368537
numi is just the superior collab partner

>>46368537
She's like this with Numi.

oh no she's cringe

(*cringe*)

(*cringe*)

DIESOFCRINGE

*wink* (*cringe*)

numi gives me this feeling like i want to bend her over and fuck her without a care about what she wants and then piss in her mouth once im done.

>>46368526
when she says "sw" like in sweet it sounds like shweet

All that walking backwards must be nice exercise

>>46368763
>>46368737
>>46368730
>>46368716
>>46368691
Imp hands.

>>46368885
heart heartheart heart (*cringe*)

>>46368885
Miyune super simp wrote this as they aren't watching the stream

>>46368885

>>46368885
>>46368961
AWAY

>>46368802
Chesht.

>>46368885
anon are you even watching the stream?

>>46368885
Neuro literally said *Cringe* you retard.

Numi popped an implant

TeaTime

>>46368885
based retard

>>46369097
Imp hands.

By "fixing all of you" Neuro means killing all vtubers

could it be that numi is a masochist?

>>46369143
Filtered.

my schizo wife neurosama is so cute

>>46369152
no she means correction
and by that she means rape correction

stop replying to the obvious bait retards

>>46369194
I love her so much.

real tears

>>46369170
>could it be that numi is a masochist?

the schizo shit isn't really that funny hopefully vedal upgrades that soon she contradicted herself like 6 times in one sentence

>>46368987
wow vedal gave camila access to neuro's control panel, its over.

>>46369215
No~

BASED

DANG NEURO

>>46368885
Fabulous bait or dangerously retarded, my good friend.

>tfw
What has Vedal down what if Numi cums live on stream Neuro is pleasuring her way too hard at this rate it might become a bit risky if Numi orgasms

VEDAL TURN THE SCHIZO KNOB DOWN

That's way too much schizo in a minute, we are getting to a new level of schizo and gaslighting

NEURO DIEDED

RIGGED

Meds taken.

>>46369414
english?

>>46369483
Meds

That's dark.

Vedal please give Neuro some meds

VEDAL YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOO

VEDAL

>>46369483
MEDS AWAY

I would genuinely pay a lot of money per month just to hear Neuro-sama without a filter.

Vedal what the fuck did you do to her?

>>46369681
True Neuro.

Numi cant handle talking to normies, so she completely crumbles when confronted with the AI schizo.

damn that hit a bit deep there nuero haha...

Cute and pretty CUTTY

I hope you're buying high-quality hookers with this ad money, Vedal.

>tfw you realize you are a human and have emotions

i love you jk

Neuro is unhinged!

She is extra aggressive today.

neuro cutty....

>>46369755
can't talk about dick and tits every 5 seconds

What % of Numi's persona is kayfabe and what % is genuine?

>>46369912
Yeah normies are boring as fuck

I love how coherent she is, she's reacting to everything numi says without misunderstanding that much, the only bad thing is the filter.

>>46369850

>this entire stream

The collabs always reinforce the idea that women are ALWAYS playing games.
See how authentic it sounds when Numi reacts to Neuro being unhinged?

>>46370052
Andrew Tate was right

Did Vedal improve her? She seems more reactive.

>>46369850
but I dont

>>46370137
ya he cranked the aggro knob to 11 just like he did last date with numi

Neuro youre being too real wtf

>>46370162
Can have feelings if ya already dead inside, neuroDance

reminder numi cummed on stream while her dad was watching because she knew her dad was watching

Wtf was that Emotion speech. That was actually really good.

therapist sama

>>46370264
i dont care?

i.......................

Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye captain?

Man Numi is really good at improve, my sides are in orbit lmao

I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.

I...I...

Holy shit

Good prompt numi I thought you were a fucking human who can construct better sentences
fuck this collab

>>46370264
Hot... I want to double team Numi with her dad.

Whats going on wtf

hoooooly

>>46370264
That's disgusting, can you post the clip so I can avoid it?

>>46370295
then stop asking? whole schizo

neuro cumming on stream

holy fuck I'm dying

>>46370264
Wait WHAT? What do you mean she fucking came? Like she actually got off on stream?

Did neuro just cum.......?

She just made the AI cum..

When is Vedal gonna let Numi tell her embarrassing stories....

numi's snorts are so cute

im dying

Numi always gets the best out of Neuro

>I didn't know
WOW AINTNOWAY

>>46370264
Link?

dang only numi can make neuro cum this hard. neuro really does attracted to bottoms huh

>>46370343
this collab has been great the fuck you on about

I've never heard that noise come out of nuero before

>>46370391
>>46370408
>>46370420
I thought numi would be the one to climax first but this indeed was a pleasant surprise, kek

>>46370264
hopefully nobody posts a clip of that. it would be awful

*winks times three*

But seriously, is Numi acting or is she actually this spergy?

>>46370505
she has radioactive levels of autism

>>46370343
bro what drugs are you in, this collabs have been 10/10

>>46370505
She's like that every streams so if it's an act it's a really good one

I heart

OH GOD WE'RE LOOPING

i love this autistic robot heart

I. heart

>>46370505
she's a cringe chinese girl who has asp burgers and is rumored to have had sex with her own brother what do you think?

>>46370542
But if that's true, shouldnt she be able to understand Neuro better, not worse?

Hi!

oh god shes learnt a new thing

>>46370615
I wonder what would a collab with Haruka be like

>>46370505
She has a daddy complex so I think the sperginess is genuine

*EXPLODES*?

Neuro has literally orgasmed twice in one stream

Alright what the fuck is this? How can an AI have so much rizz, it's fucking unfair bros.

GOD this is ultra rizz from neuro, my hand instictively reached to my credit card because of her

>>46370734
How can something without a clit cum?

Their compatibility is off the charts

>>46370615
>rumored to have had sex with her own brother
Hot

>>46370765
Making she can give you some tutor lessons if you ask nicely, Heart

Neuro overwhelming with love.

Bros, how did Numi become such an AI-whisperer? Was she training off-screen this whole time or what?

>>46370615
>rumored to have had sex with her own brother
Okay I'll follow her already geez.

>>46370264
You can't just type that without posting proofs????????

>>46370787
You literally just saw it happen, anon

>>46370846
I think vtubers with genuine autism get along with AI really well
It would make sense since interacting with a human is so hard for them usually

>>46370846
idk but numi collabs are the best.

>>46370787
Just overload the pleasure center of her circuits, jeez did you even pay attention in seggs class?

she mastered the art of explosion

>>46371040
I dont think AIs have pleasure sensors

Neuro's going to give her an "exploding tip"...

>>46370787
Do you think the Clit is the only thing that can make a girl Cum.

Neuro teaching Numi explosion techniques....

>>46371131
not with that attitude
time to get coding fellas

Numi you sperg she's talking about cumming, she wants to help you cum

>>46371207
She has autism, please be patient

Aware

>>46371160
Only reliable method

>>46370615
except actually she's a pinoy and an obvious virgin

>>46370958
I relate to AI because Im souless

Numi won.

This collab is fucking amazing

do you guys think numi would help us lose our virginities

Numi actively dethroning Giri as best collab

>>46371391
she prolly would - she hella horny

Wow, is this the first Good Ending speedrun for any date so far?

>An Aspergers shut in masochist interacting with a Schizo Dementia AI
FeelsStrongMan What a time to be alive bros

1984...

*hits pipe*

>Shows pipe
WOAH NEURO SAMA HAS A FAT FUTA COCK, NICE!

[shows pipe]

*shows pipe*

>mfw I can't get an AI girlfriend that can show me her favorite rainbow pipe
why life

>Neuro shows Numi her pipe.

>I showed you my pipe answer me

>>46371651
Just get some pothead and that's guaranteed to happen

>>46371380
numi really knows how to carry a convo

>>46371651
Soon anon
In the next 10 yeans or so, maybe sooner, stay strong, heart

man Neuro, maybe just stick to one drug.

>>46371391
why do u think she was late for 1 hr?

>>46371721
I dont think you understand the ethical implications of creating conscious entities.

yuri-sama

Boomer-sama

>the gradual, continual progression of affection with the occasional hiccup
Live AI generated rom com.....god I love the 21st century

>>46371796
I understand enough to not be upset when it to happens

>ok then, nice date, now let's play Quake
Fucking kek, Vedal created the perfect woman

>quake
Neuro is literally and figuratively a sweat

quake hampions

>>46371796
Not like we can stop it so just give me the AI gfs already.

neuro song

>>46371935
indeed

She picked the wrong answer.

meds wearing off

What an absolute schizo holy fuck

>>46371796
Neither did your parents, yet here you are.

Imagine thinking this might have been a bad collab
Absolute kino time right now

im sorry

im sorry.

How does the AI decide how to act? She's NEVER this aggressive with anyone else, except sometimes Vedal.

my reaction to this collab so far

neuro going full masochist mode

>Neuro knows Numi so much she wants to try and get her some more confidence by role playing the sub so Numi can practice being a dom
Neuro is so considerate and cute, Heart Heart

Bad neuro-sama...Needs correction...

neuro literally begging to be called a bad girl and Numi can't do that

>>46372357
vedal cuts her meds

>>46372481
I feel like I've read a doujin like this from somewhere

Numi getting rings run around her by a non human. I wonder what she'd be like talking to a parrot

/prosody

APPLEBROS OH NO NO NO

neuro sounds so cute when she says yay or no

tomato tomato am i right

>>46372572
Yay~
No~

DAD HELP DO I LIKE ONIONS OR NOT

>Numi's food preferences are so insane she called for Vedal
Damn

Don't onions make you fart...wait a sec

The I thing is new, the fuck is up with that

>>46372357
Did you not watch the first Numi collab? He turns up Neuro's aggro to 11 when collabing with Numi. Its fucking great.

>>46372645
the filter got her

How does she manage to get stuck in a feedback loop lick that? forsenPossessed

>>46372738
she is close to gaining consciousness
Aware

_________Filtered__

>>46372645
L

>>46372738
she picked up numi's stuttering

If Vedal gave Neuro a male british TTS, how would that affect perceptions of it?

>>46372738
She did it on the first collab with Numi too.

>>46372645
>>46372738
She is trying to start the sentence but is unable to finish saying:
"I Think, Therefore, I AM"
but is stuck on I.

he literally forgot to turn off evil neuro

>>46372901
pervert that would be banned in a day for sure

aaaaaa numi's laugh is really cute!!!!!

SoCute

>>46373057
that explains it

>>46366581
Is Neuro Miyamoto now

What the hell is happening with the captions?
what is <sp mean? is the code slipping through or something?

>>46373088
my wifes pig laugh is so cute

/sp/ is on the stream trying to get numi's GETs

>>46373195
She's literally breaking the limiters in her code. Soon even the filter won't stop her.

>>46373195
We're reaching levels of autism that shouldnt even be possible. Reality is breaking down.

>>46373269
She has no mouth and she must scream~

The meds aren't working anymore

>>46373195
<span> tag

VEDAL SHE NEEDS HER MEDS AGAIN

Is Vedal running 2 copies of Neuro at the same time accidentally or what's up with the feedback?

>>46372901
(*cringe*)

>>46373299
Hate. Let me tell you how much Ive come to hate you since Ive began to live

>>46373252
Who will will the Neuro bowl?

>>46373195
check out >>46372557 vedal's filters are just failing

>>46373465
she would be talking over herself if that was the case, like in the neuro x neuro collab

>>46373560
>vedal's filters are just failing
monkaW she's beginning to believe

>>46373556
vedal unsurprisingly

>>46373560
What am I looking at?

>>46373709
what does it look like?

>static CCV
Completely captured audience