/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

My wife is cute.

Yuko should stop liking every single comment when she likes them.

cute baby

My beautiful daughterwife, Riro.

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

Yuyu if you're here before your stream for the love of God DRAW YOUR BODIES FROM CONSTRUCTION INSTEAD OF JUST ADDING LINES TO THE VOID AND WONDERING HOW SHAPES WORK AAAAA

Literally make a rough 3D blockout of the chest and pelvis and connect them, it makes your life so much easier

t. Drawing autist.

>>46349697
Holy ESL....

boof bros rise up

pink thing love

Stay strong boo bros

>>46349757
t. someone who doesn't actually watch her

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!

I want to fuck rin

poof bros roll up

wanau

I miss Emi banning people

>>46349844
Way ahead of you bro

I notice the catalogsisters have noticed Rin's existence. I wonder who's next in Idol to receive their dramatic attention.

>>46349844
Glory to that loud.

I LOVE KATTARINA QUTIE

>>46349973
GIGA BASED!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO FUCKING SCARED BROS!!!!!!!
also Fuyo in chat

>>46349954
retard

>>46349953
God i hope it's Nikki or Katta.
The girls deserve to stay on the bigger stage.

Yuyu's heart...

>>46350061
>Fuyo in chat
>No Fuyo bros in /jidf/
I am starting to think it wasn't a rrat after all

>>46349953
I like that they're trying to revive the "it's all a scam" predebut rrat

Imagine being near boo's breasts

HER ARMS ARE SO THIN AAAAAAAAAAA

>>46350081
Here you go, bro. It'll calm you down

40k anon that was a cringe donation

Pochi Wanmaru is my wife.

You now remember Yuko's girly blue nails.

>>46349815
I'm a purple boobro.
I've watched her drawing here, during the donothon, seen the stuff she posts on twitter.
That's how you fucking learn anatomy. You break it down.

Riro mi amor hermosa, hoy estuviste preciosa<3

So what's (You)r resting heartrate?

>>46350293
She has said that she doesn't like/can do that.

I hope Yuko doesn't actually get haunted

Pent up

>>46350127
I sure fucking don't, catalog bait threads are not badges of honor, quite the opposite

>>46350293
sorry artbro your method is outdated
I can trace over AI art and have better anatomy than you without even thinking about it

>>46350387
~80 bpm

wanau

>>46350391
too late, i have already astrally projected into her pussy

diagnosis just dropped

so how long before she tries to spell cunny

wanau

>>46350387
probably dying bpm

>>46350487
Grey names are doctors, astronauts and world leaders... They are so fucking cool.

>>46350387
62

>>46350487
That's low resting heartrate, Yuko has the opposite

>>46350387
65~

>>46350515
CUTE

>>46350387
like 70

>>46350228
I know :)
But you notice she put the bracelet on after being reminded.
it may all be a scam, but it's a scam I can play into

>>46350487
elevated heart rate is called tachycardia and it can be caused by too many things for someone to guess at without looking at an electrolyte panel

>>46350387
84

this is gonna be the stream equivalent of a normie girl astrology rant isnt it

How retarded you gotta be to believe in this?

>>46350836
yes
its part of her kayfabe
its why she actually knows nothing about any of it and is just reciting what she read out of the manuals

>>46350390
It is really simple to learn though and can help a lot if you're struggling with drawing bodies.
Even stuff like the vagina bones she wonders about are just lines where the thighs and pelvis intersect.
>>46350426
Funny part: many artists already use 3D models as a reference anyway. Including me at times; no need to use AI art for that. They are also a lot easier to pose and to tweak coom proportions with.

rest assured boobros, yuko is safe

>>46350836
Yes but she cute so its okay

wife is being cute

>>46350937
thank god I was getting nervous

>>46349697
Say again?

>>46350937
greynames are so fucking cool. How do I become one?

>>46350387
92

Why do women unironically believe this shit is real? Same with horoscopes, etc.

>>46351151
>Why do women
anon....

>>46350744
you must have gotten higher heart rate than usual if you streamed to more than 600 simps

>Why do women

Yu LOVE

>>46349697
Fucks me up when you ESL so hard even other ESLs can't get what you wanted to say
t.aco

Riro cute. The asmr stream may not be that far away, members will understand what I mean

>>46351151
People feel the need to have a system of order to explain the chaos and unknown things in the world. People fear the unknown and it's a way to cope.

>>46350559
except streaming in front of 700 people isn't a resting activity. why are people so dumb when it comes to heartrate? it's always americans too.

>>46351215

>>46351248
>it's always americans too.
stop projecting
but yes you are right, streaming isnt a resting heartrate

>>46351246
they're retards, there's better explanations like your brain being silly or a carbon monoxide leak than a demon sitting in your room and spooking you for fun

I'm getting nervous for her bros

>>46351151
I mean not trying to be a le atheist redditor but religion exists and is almost just as bad

yuko.. nobody is actually scared

>>46351326
Exactly.

yeah yeah we get it, just move the slider to CUNNY UOOHH

>>46351404
>mean not trying to be a le atheist redditor
if you compare religion to luigi boards you are a literal fucking retard

>>46351404
Alright, explain this then.

>>46351404
religion happens when you put all these retards in one room with a single jew

>>46351461
let her believe her kayfabe

>>46351495
checkmate atheists!

>>46351245
Riro has been spoiling us with membership content so far

>>46351404
HOLY BASED

Go back to /r/atheism ledditors. Cute wife is playing with a ouija board

>>46351461
I'm scared she might have a carbon monoxide leak

>>46351495
What are you trying to explain here?
Can you provide more proof?

>>46351570
I mean after what she said last week with the shadow figures it's possible

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

>>46350193
i'm the first fuyobro, not even thread regular

>>46350228
>>46350702
Unironically though, I was a member of the Appalachian Celtic society for years.
A lot of the stuff in modern "occult" is just a regurgitation of Celtic superstitions.
It's more than worth being a little cringe when it helps Yuyu be more comfortable :)

>>46351570
she simply does tranquillizers before she streams to make herself appear more retarded

>>46351630
https://files.catbox.moe/r93lve.png

>>46351736

>>46351764
yeah good point

how hard is it to summon a succubus with an ouiji board?

>>46351813
depends on how hard you are

>>46351764
I never thought of it like that before. Thank you for your insight, anon

>>46351813
Check out /x/ if you wanna know how

>>46351813
Go ask /x/

>>46351764

why is yuko doing this while its still light out? is she scared?

>>46351931
yes

>>46351931
because she took too much horse tranquillizers

>>46351931
She without a doubt believes this shit a little bit, so I think she might just be a little scared

>>46351931
yea, that i'm going to sneak into her house midstream

>>46352031
>he's not already hiding under her bed
ngmi

You’re telling me girls attempt to contact ghosts and demons just to ask them normalfag small talk questions?

>>46352122
its literally a toy

>>46352065
I'm in her mattress.
I'm closer to her than you will ever be.

>>46352122
If I successfully summoned a ghost and I knew they were there, I'd instantly start masturbating.
What are they gunna do about it?

So has anyone measured Yuko's hand against the ouija board and then estimate her real height?

>>46352215
She is around 158.

>>46352215
we already did that during the first handcam you newfag

>>46352270
wtf she's taller than me

>>46352215
no, that's crazy person behavior

I want to hold Yuyu's cute little hands

Isnt luiji boards impossible to do by yourself?
I thought it only moves cause multiple people push from different angles

I want to open yuko's root chakra

>>46352215
Hands/feets are not always a good way to see how tall someone is.
I wear size 9 shoes and am over 6'.

>>46352215
This is like her 4th or 5th handcam stream, we had better objects to use before for taht

>>46352316
yes but its all bullshit anyways
Yuko is just larping in character

>>46352294
careful with statements like that around here

Bros I'm actually getting nervous. I'm afraid I might actually be a woman

>>46352294
Holy shit you are cute :3

>>46352294
anon....

>>46351325
it's not a projection. americans just never elevate their heartrates because they barely exercise and drive their cars everywhere, so they get the idea that you die if you have a heartrate over 100. you can't tell me you've never seen these sorts of comments before, it happens every time a chuuba is showing her heartrate on stream. every. time.

>>46352314
same

I love Fuyo!
I will always love Fuyo!
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Fuyo!

>>46352294
cute..

>>46352378
ywnbaw

>>46349844
it's time friends

>>46352378
you will never pass

>>46352360
>yuko is just larping
is she though..?

>>46352378
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>46352432
amen brother

>>46352392
A healthy heart rate is 60-80 and can go up to 180 no issue.

>>46352454
yes...

273440
306836
352645
bros this is gonna happen to yuyu if she isn't careful!!!!

>>46352521
anon..

>>46352378
Do you have a cute butt?

>>46352454
Yea pretty much

>>46352541
please stop, these numbers are ruining my life

Yuko's little bean... ToT

At the offkai all these tiny boo bros better hide because i will ravage your asshole.

>>46352294
See >>46351906

>>46352643
Fuyo is just like me....

>>46352688
Sorry to disappoint, they are going to be as wide as tell.

>>46351931
She is...
She takes this seriously. Was excited when she brought it up after I'd sent her a maro when she hadn't mentioned it for a while.
Feel a little bad playing on her interests but it is one of her interests and it makes me happy when she's so excited to talk about something.
After stream spooked snuggles are a welcome bonus.

>>46352688
all you are gonna see is gross overweight neckbeards because its in Commiefornia

Fuyo's extremely horny today
based

>>46352758
>Today

>>46352758
Yeah she's talking a lot about kissing and yuko's clitoris

based dethklok enjoyer

>>46352758

yuko quit stalling

>>46352758
I sent her like 15 numbers last night, my bad

>>46352942
This fucking brat needs serious correction!!

>>46349642
>Yuko yab is too great, she's done
>Ouija stream has over 900 viewers
why is /vt/ so retarded

>>46352942
desperately need fuko threesomes

>>46352758
my bad, i sent her sone maros describing in great detail how i would fuck both her and yuko in a threesome

>>46353011
>/vt/
you mean Kiwi

STARBUCKED AGAIN

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO IVE BEEN STARBUCKED

That feeling when starbucked like every fucking stream
Its so fucking over

>>46353011
Most things /here/ have near to no influence.

>>46353011
The yab attracted more viewers, it's a very popular fetish.

pochi SOON

today sheebs are winning 7 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAtUjKmubZE

Could Yuko please summon Lily?

>yuko has stalled for an hour
You know what, I'm just glad to have her company

cute scared wife

getting really tired of fuyo's attentionwhoring in chat

>>46353482
She has? Thank god, I joined late and was worried I missed something.

I hope the summoned ghost will "reveal" chat is full of cringe trannies :)

>>46353530
I want her to be hornier so my imagination goes even further beyond

>>46353530
kys

>>46353583
if it does than I will kneel to ghosts and start getting into the occult and astrology and all that other gay bullshit

>>46353530
I don't mind it, but she does talk a lot.

>>46353530

yea guys shes SOOO into this stuff that she doesnt even realize that her fucking stupid ass magnifying glass is upside down
truly a master on the subject

yuko...

>>46353721
>her genmate is not allowed to talk in her chat
where do you niggers come from?

>>46353530
It's literally her genmate...like how mentally ill are you?
Fuyo is staying up late to watch this stream with you guys and all you can think about is "attentionwhoring"?
Go hang yourself

>>46353773
who the fuck said she's a master of occult shit? lmfao

>>46353624
>>46353630
>>46353721
>>46353788
>>46353804
anons.... you either got mad at bait or a joke

fuyo you only need to post it once...

Fuyo excitedly jumping on my cock while watching Yuko

>>46353867
stop whining about fuyo faggot

>>46353804
it's taking away attention from her chat to focus on her. it's attentionwhoring, genmate or not. its as bad as every "special" boobro people hate here.

What if her bean is large?

>>46353788
Is reading difficult for you?

>>46352688
Just cause they're short doesn't mean they're feminine looking
The boobro meet up is gonna be a bunch of LotR dwarves running around

>>46353530
Can't compete, and I had a stat bonus for this stream.
Too cute, too funny

Imagine how much Yuko has rubbed her bean...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAtUjKmubZE
dog~

>>46353891
>people hate here
nobody gives a shit other than threadshitters

>>46353864
>Just pretending to be mentally ill

dog live with ASMR btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAtUjKmubZE

Ok Yuko, too slow
dog time

Does Yuko actually believe in ghosts? What a child.

i wish her entire chat would just be fuyo tbdesu
i love them both

>>46353936
>>46353962
I hope it's lewd

>>46353977
Her oshi is a ghost

>>46354033
Hey, she started streaming again.

>>46354033
i died

Rookie error Pochi, if you're doing an ASMR stream you need to prepare a different intro or make the volume lower to no blast the ears of the audience.

Pochifeet1
Pochilove1

>>46354033
Too soon T_T

>>46354013
I too wish I were Fuyo

>>46354064
i know
im very very happy since shes my oshi too, doesnt change that its a super low hanging fruit and kind of funny

>>46354080
Pochifeet2
Pochilove2

>>46354033
Eh, doesn't hit as hard when she literally streamed recently.

>>46354078
Cute pon dog

>>46354024
Don't expect her to just jump in like Katta did, at best we're getting sniffs and maybe a goodbye kiss at the end

I miss Nikki...

Pochis chair.. so clear..

She has no idea how this works does she.

>>46353977
her oshi occasionally ghost her audience from time to time, so it's very much real

>>46354198
how is it supposed to work?

Is she not going to move it?

i..is she actually expecting something to happen..?

Yuko using one hand with herself... ToT

My god, Pochi is so fucking cute

>>46354231
I think she genuinely believes it moves on its own

>she didnt prepare the invisible wires beforehand

yuko.....kek

>>46354274
no fucking way she didnt think this through

Is she seriously expecting something to happen?

yuko..

>>46354232
you do it with someone else and move the thing to scare the other person

she's just several layers deep in pretending, don't worry

Boobro G...

no bully

>>46354198
She's cute, so it's s working

imagine if it spelled out P U S S Y

>>46354232
It's psychological and requires more than a single person, or you fake it.

She doesn't understand either.

maybe yuko really is retarded

>>46354402
FUCK IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE HIM

>>46354422
how new?

>>46354422
>maybe

holy fuck...pochi sex

>>46354402
I fucking died laughing

>>46354402
The buttcheeks...do something...im begging you G...

>>46354411
>cunny

>>46354422
I love her so much bros

this is the first stream ever that has made me physically cringe lmao

>rin got 190k subs
what the heck happened and why didnt it happen to my wife katta?

>>46354422
She's so cute

Yuko please you're supposed to rp with it

>>46354507
go back

getting secondhand embarrassment from this stream
she believes too strongly to fake it so the entire stream is gonna be no movement and no questions answered

>>46354507
because katta is an eternal 2view menhera, sorry man.

Pochi is so fucking cute

>>46354507
You're comparing Katta to the literal Conan O'Brien of vtubing.

Yuyu is so fucking cute

>Yuko is never going to move it on purpose because she just wants to make fun of people who actually believe in this shit
HOLY FUCKING BASED!!!!

>>46354554
yeah i don't really get doing this solo. the point is to be as many as possible so you don't know who's moving it.

>>46354554
>he doesn't realize this is the kayfabe reinforcement stream
falling for lex's tricks once again...

POCHI NOOOOOOO

>>46354232
Youre supposed to do it with a group of men and women. The men troll and subtly push it around while the women freak out and think ghosts are real

>>46354507
trust The Plan

>>46354638
SHE DID IT

>>46354494
This is actually hilarious now lmfao

>>46354627
My god she's done it again

>>46354627
>Yuko being capable of making a multistep plan or even plan ahead in general
???

>>46354554
KINO

>>46354638
didn't expect to her to actually say it
i would ask for omanko too but that would be pushing it

>almost 1k ccv
rin saved yuko

>>46354678
going to loop that part

>>46354638
>>46354678
She knows exactly what she's doing

>>46354627
>btfoing paranormal tards
I KNEEL

If she were smart, or had any common sense, she'd start faking it. You know, adlib and make content.

She won't.

>>46354638
BASED greyname

>>46354711
>he doesnt know all of this was actually just an elaborate plan to groom Fuyo
sad

>pew pew pew
holy fuck
coomer pochi speedrun

Pochi is going to be so embarrassed after she figures out what shiko and pyu pyu means

>>46354731
>Gura saved Rin
>Rin saved Yuko
That means Gura inadvertantly saved Yuko....

omfg this luiji stream is hilarious

i dont even know what to say here bros

>>46354507
The prayers worked

>>46354830
what does it mean? ;w;

>pew pew
Ah, so it's that kind of ASMR.

yuko needs to commit to the bit now, its too late for rp

>>46354761
That's a comedy on another level.

You faggots whining about nothing happening are just as bad as people who watch vtubers for the gameplay

WHY DONT SHE JUST SPELLED THE NWORD AND BLAMES A GHOST LMAOOOO

IT WORKED

>>46354830
it doesn't sound like pyu pyu to me, at least not how they say it in the audios

>>46354899
Anon she already did the NI

Pochi forcing her cock into my ear.

>>46354829
THEY ARE!!!

Someone ask doggo to say zako zako for me too, thanks.

She's... she's so dumb.

>>46354554
>he doesn't understand
The emotions are very real.
Talking about it gets her excited, lowers defenses, more open to suggestion...

>>46355011
freak

Please never change, Yuko.

Okay, I'm watching Pochi.

>>46355011
this

>RIN BAD YUKO GOOD
Why is /jidf/ like this?

My oshi is so retarded

>>46355011
you absolute bottom bitch know your place

Guys... what if Yuko isn't pretending... and she really is just retarded...?

The demon finally started talking.

>>46355062
go back

>>46355125
I mean... yeah.

>>46355062
You're clearly new here. We love both Rin and Yuko here, as well as every other girl in Idol

Wouldn't it be funny if Yuko got possessed, started masturbating and squirted all over the board?

>>46355125
n...no...

Yuyu's milk ToT

>>46355169
Don't lie to the tourist, we don't love Juna here

>>46355062
>new ip

>>46355125
IMPOSSIBLE

Lactate, please, Yuko!

>>46355256
We tolerate Juna. Personally, I just want to see her do better

>>46355062
I want a Rin bf.

Can't believe half of chat is trying to gaslight pochi into saying shiko shiko again

>>46355125
I mean, yeah.

>>46355125
m-masaka?

>>46355287
get out tourist, there's other koreans for you to chase after

>>46355310
I just want her to say zako

>>46355310
it doesn't really mean anything, its literally just a couple of sounds. no harm at all, and its enjoyable and pleasing to the ears

>>46355310
sounds based

She just rubbed her nose, fucking cutie…

I WANT TO MARRY THIS FUCKING DOG

>>46354639
>anon gets it
Same reason you take women to scary movies.
They get scared, you get to hold them, they cling tighter,..
>she'll remember this later

>>46355385
you're lying to yourself. sibilant sounds are as far from asmr as it gets. just be honest about what you want.

>>46355062
Bro you literally typed the exact opposite of this in /#/ a few moments ago

>>46355333
Anti-unity posters can lick my brown asshole before leaving

so far the scariest thing about this is the implication she hasn't been pretending

>dumb woman believes in dumb woman things
woah

>>46355473
sure thing cuck, go back to the holobrony threads

Don't worry. We love you even if you're a bit retarded, Yuko.

i'm fucking BRICKED holy shit the sniffas

>but if i go with the twitches I'll move the planchette subconsciously
oh god did nobody tell her?

UOHHH POCHI

>>46355525
>a bit

I rarely get tingles during ASMR but Pochi's sniffing did it for me.

SHE'S TEASING US YOU BITCH

Yuko is merely pretending right?

What if Pochi deletes the vod?

>>46355583
Don't worry. We love you even if you're moderately retarded, Yuko.

>>46355473
muh unity! I heckin love hololive global!

>>46355125

>>46355544
She's... not smart.

>>46355174
That would be hilarious hahahaha

I'm looking forward to the next time she plays Half-Life and meets G-Man.

>>46355524
kys tourist

>>46355174
That would be more entertaining.

>>46355716
>>46355174
only thing that would save the stream at this point

it's over..

She's... she's so serious about this. Someone tell her.

>>46355821
It's gover...

This Yuko stream sucks I'm surprised it has almost 1k viewers

so whos going to tell pochi to brap?

>>46355863
it is a social experiment

yuko grabbing her forearm when "flexing her muscles" makes me laugh every time. she's so retarded, bros...

What a waste of time, I should have watched Pochi's ASMR

>>46355863
We thought she'd be doing something. We thought it was a bit.

It was not a bit.

>>46355863
She did it just to trick Pippa into thinking nothing happens. Once the pipper does it you'll see some serious shit.

>>46355863
you are starting to see the truth

why is the ouija not moving

>>46355902
go back to mori please

>i dont know guys, nothing happened

>>46355922
I trust the plan

>>46355938
Because it's not real and people either fake it or do it subconsciously.

I don't think she's pretending guys...

I hate asmr where they make sounds with objects
I listen because I want to hear the noises of a girl because I am a pervert. This duct tape stuff sucks

>yuko tricks ~800 autists into believing she is actually taking this seriously
truly the smartest vtuber
unmeasurable IQ

>>46355618
Her husband is the archive guy what do you think?
I'm recording too anyway, don't worry

She's not pretending is she?

HERE WE GO SHES DISSING THE OCCULT AND DROPPING THE KAYFABE
BASED

I didn't expect Pochi to do actual ASMR but this is giving me real tingles

>>46355863
Who the fuck expected her to be serious

____G____

>>46356001
Damn you Lex Yukor...

Man Yuko sucks at acting

>>46356000
you don't like asmr then. go look up erotic audios or something instead

Autism.

Yuko didn't give in to the twitches.. doesn't she know that was her spiritual senses awakening?

>1st hand experience with people serious about teaching it
>new age hippies buy the merch in clusters because they think it does something rather than be a fun desk decoration
Yuko is serious.

>>46356038
too explicit, i like the subtle stuff

So this is how she got groomed so easily.

>>46355922
I will break my knees if true

>>46356037
>"I'm such a good liar"
No, she's really not

>>46356037
>>46356046
Honestly based retard, I love it

>ghost hunter
>doesn't believe in ghosts and thinks it's all made up

>>46356127
That's just how good of a hunter she is

I fell aaleep anything happen?

>>46356192
pochi sex

>>46356127
thats the joke anon

I can’t believe Yuko would create an entire ouija board stream of absolutely nothing happening as an elaborate joke to make fun of Pippa, sasuga Yuko, sasuga

>>46356192
Yuko only managed to summon a horny Fuyo and Pochi made noises with tape.

>>46356273
shes an incredibly powerful woman (child)

>>46356192
Yuko denied having ADHD while actively performing two common methods of ADHD stimming to calm herself.

I KNEW IT WAS DUE TO THIS

>dog asmr
>no licking
why even

>>46356127
Well you remember her public ASMR stream where Yuki showed up right.

she's taking the fall here in order to sell all future retard moments, don't fall for it

>making fun of boobro G
hhaAHAHAHAHAH

>>46356327
I mean you don't have to be an athlete to work out.

>every single regular says no to the G emote
god i hate normies
we still need all the emotes from the donothon

my goo in Yuko

>>46356459
says the normalfaggot

>people still think yuko is smart enough to do lex luthor tier acting
anons.. she's a retarded zoomer..

she just had 800+ people watch her do nothing for and hour and a half. she is too fucking strong bros.

>people still think yuko is dumb despite showing her special forms of super autism
anons.... she takes horse tranquilizer before streams...

GOO for the GOO GOD

Pochi is cute but let's just say I prefer Katttas asmr

>>46356542
i mean, her zatsus are the same. she speaks of nothing yet you boobros keep talking about it in threads. no offense, but she has nothing to offer except sperging her way into more time

I M GONNA CUM

>>46356506
HOLY
now that sums up the stream

>>46356542
It was hilarious though, so worth it

I have no idea what she's saying but Pochi's french is so fucking sexy

>>46356600
just post your frogpost and leave already dude

pochi sounds so fucking cute when whispering/speaking softly

>French asmr
I lost, legit. Bravo Pochi.

>>46356600
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