/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

>>46335843
Gura loves her chumbies, we are on her mind every day

are we finally comfy?

>>46335593
https://litter.catbox.moe/zvy0ic.png

Sex with a fembud.

Kiss Your Shark

I think I might like Gura too much
How do I fix this?

>>46336648
Physically abuse her a little bit

>>46336850
Like this?

>>46336914
I hate this!

>>46336581
Kiss your shark multiple times per day

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>46336914
She's BARELY crying, anon

>>46336139
for 2 hours max I'd say, then we are having the is she streaming today loop like every day around that time...

>>46337185
But she IS streaming today, right?

>>46337226
Who cares, just be there at the usual time.

>>46337226
She is definitely streaming today and probably already has a couple times..

Members karaoke, i believe.

>>46337669
I sure hope it's an actual karaoke and not some half-assed "practice" session, it's been a while since she actually tried.

>>46337669
members sex stream

>>46338067
yeah, with me

>>46338067
That's a child...

>>46337781
faggot

>>46337669
Screw off, I'm sick and tired of unarchived members content.

>>46338280
Nice argument, you know I'm right.

I heard we comfy

Mating press
https://litter.catbox.moe/s93cgf.png

>>46338429
Greyfag, she will never love you like she loves us shrimps.
>>46338537
You have no argument to begin with.

>>46338656
Yeah, we comfy

>>46338661
yeah me

so stream tonight?

>>46338933
let me ask her

>>46338686
Did you ignore the 'unarchived' part of what I said or did you forget how to read while trying to score brownie points against la greys?

Why do you guys want to fuck toddlers

>>46338537
last kara was dowringth amazing and people still complained, there's no pleasing people that sperg out like crazy whenever she decides to try a song she's unfamiliar with, might as well just ask it to be prerecorded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0szYJ6kmek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNjTDTPz0WY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jK5q5ilfgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5irVQKKwQ4

>>46339199
Gura is not a toddler, she's a little girl.

>>46339199
>toddler
too old

>>46339226
No, it was awful. There wasn't a single song she actually finished because she wouldn't stop cutting herself off because of some mistake nobody cares about. They were also songs she knew. The only good part of it was the zatsu at the end. She's unironically gotten worse at singing and I stand by this.

>>46339226
Its too early to gosling

>>46339355
>there wasn't a single song she actually finished
stopped reading there, I literally just posted 4 of them

>>46338220
out of 10

>>46339226
Then she can do a regular unarchived karaoke and give us an actual members stream like a watchalong or ASMR.

>>46339226
thats the stuff

>>46339496
It was hyperbole. For me it really wasn't an enjoyable karaoke

>>46339190
Not only grey but also a fucking tourist newfag.

>>46339516
a public kara is different tho, a member's one is more intimate and has lots of zatsu parts in it
>watchalongs
I swear when she was actually doing them there was a lot of complaining about it being the laziest content possible and stuff, then they are suddenly the most sought out gura stream just because shitposters want to make "SHE PROMISED" posts more believable

I need to confess....I never actually heard the noise of her AC or the fan she always complains about

>>46339801
same desu

>>46339801
You're not an autistic audiobud, good for you.

>>46339801
get better headphones
you can hear it in the background when she talks or disables the soundgate. it's not bad at all though

>>46339711
I'm sorry your soul is dead anon, if you want pure rigid efficiency might as well program a voice generator to have perfect pitch or something

>>46336914
>Now remember, you will stream more consistently from now on, or daddy is gonna have to hurt you again. You don’t want that do you, my little princess.
N-no of course not d-daddy… I mean, I-I will stream more often. I promise…
>Good girl. *gives headpats*

>>46339784
Why is the hand brown? Gura would never let that kind of "people" get close to her

>>46339902
because its me

>>46339801
I've heard her fan but it doesn't bother me because mine is louder anyway

>>46339957
Why are you brown?

>>46339981
why not?

>>46339873
I have a dt880 250ohm. Is that good enough? I don't want to turn my amp up too high since my hearing is getting bad.

Chumbies i kneel again.
Your oshi not only ignores Tempiss but also ignores the Niji whores, i fucking hate Global.

>>46340114
don't bring your shit here

>>46340082
those are fine, you really have to be looking for the fan noise to notice it so i haven't complained even though i was able to hear it

>>46340114
No one cares about your opinion

>>46339784
I'd rather just have regular archived zatsus for members content than unarchived karaokes.

>>46340051

Reminder to never trust audioschizos. mfs were saying they could hear Gura's water heater while she was in California for the first myth offcollab.

>>46340114
Off-topic, but it is funny that Global did a complete 180 with their stance on Niji and Male collabs after Kiara and Ame started doing them.

>>46340819
Same way this thread did a complete 180 with their stance on Gura not streaming or posting schedules.

>>46340943
Those schizos were a lound minority, they moved to global and are the reason global did that 180, they were kfp, ametori even.

>>46340943
not even remotely true

>>46340718
>not bringing your water heater with you wherever you go
Ngmi

>>46340943
I still want schedules I just stopped crying about it since Gura obviously ignores the request, sometimes she tries some things like M/W/F but they never stay

>>46340819
Male collabs are still shunned as they should be.
However kfp and Nijishitters are too numerous over there. I'll stay here from now on talking only about Gura.

Can we at least agree that it in fact was a fart during the sametori collab?

>>46340943
Nah, we are still pretty critical of Gura for the most part, Global just dropped any semblance of principles for the sake of their favored chuubas.

>>46341389
>we

>>46341389
fuck you. you dont represent anyone.

You think Mori finally got Gura to eat shirako while she was in Japan? I think I'm gonna sc her to ask.

>>46341589
Yeah, she got a taste and now she wants my shirako every day T o T

uoh gura boogers

That's it, I'm going to say it.
I really really REALLY love Gura!

>>46341589
What a pointless thing to ask about.

>>46341704
YOU MONSTER, HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO HEINOUS
I really really REALLY love Gura too!

>>46340943
I still want schedules I just accepted it's never going to happen. Who needs sleep anyway?

I'm sensing no stream tonight, but a good one is coming tomorrow.

>>46341937
Gura Shota tomorrow

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>46342123
hey that's me~

>>46342123
Anon I....w-we can't!

>>46342123
I will sex a fembud

>>46342123
Love you too, bud <3

>>46342685
i love you fatbud

I wish I was a day 1 bud but I'm a month behind them because I was scared of her growth at the time

no stream today right? we are truly back lmao

>>46342790
Ew terrible taste.

>>46342881
We can watch Bae tonight instead, as Gura would want us to.

>>46342963
nah

>>46342872
what? how is that scary?

>>46341589
I saw a couple people ask in chat but Gura ignored it. She might just ignore your SC

>>46342881
She streamed 4 times in the past 7 days so how are we not back exactly?

>>46342963
lol no. I hope Gura does a public karaoke at her usual time so it overlaps with Bae's. Fuck off unity fag

>>46343044
idk she was scary at the time, i ended up being a day 1 ina member but i fell in love with gura eventually
the early chumbuds in threads didn't really help if we're being honest

https://twitter.com/ama_mochi_/status/1641882040110055424

>>46343323
What a little cutie T o T

>>46343150
what a fucking retard man like wtf

>>46343323
fat tail and feet TuT

>>46342963
I rather watch a movie by myself Bae makes me annoyed

>>46343150
at least you're not me. i put off membership for a year. i never membered / subbed a streamer before

waiting for shart

>>46343377
I used to (and still do) post on hlg so when EN debuted and Gura got huge numbers people would always number bait in hlg with Gura and it annoyed me.

>>46343475
based, I'm glad there are other retards reluctant to give a streamer money

Gura getting all wet over Pekora's bbc gun. Gura making nice cock jokes. She sure does love penis. No, not anyone here.

>>46343733
what bugs is giving a third or half of that to a company that can't even get their platform right, along with that money being taxed. i rather buy merch from creators

>>46343829
why are you thinking about black cock all the time you gigafaggot?

>>46343733
ive given like $500 worth of memberships over the past few years but i've never actually superchatted before

>>46344005
Very cute, I like this style

>>46342963
Nah, i was going to skip work today, but if she doesnt stream i wont

>>46344021
how many memberships do you have? i only have 3 right now, gura being sharkside

>>46340718
Those weren't the normal posters anon, and there was a humming in the background during those streams as well. It was just Ame's AC instead of Gura's water heater

>>46342030
I want to be the shota that Gura seduces.

>>46336191
what is this body type called?

Damn, I actually thought the chances of a stream today were at least 80% or more. I know she did not promise anything but this is still a letdown.

>>46344650
Stop being so entitled

>>46344640
Sex pet

>>46344650
entitled, let her restm she streamed whole week

So wouldn't Gura saying "definitely either Thursday or Friday if not Wednesday" imply that she could stream on at least one of these days? So what's going on?

here they come

>>46337185
unusually accurate

>>46344789
Maybe we were told about a major issue that she wants to fix before her next stream?

She's busy preparing for her kino april fools stream

Any dino appreciators?

what kind of bratty thing will Gura do for April fools?

>>46344900
>Thinking Gura will actually bother to fix it
Come on Anon

>>46344789
Her computer's in danger of exceeding 90 celcius and triggering an automatic shutdown playing a fucking voxel game bud.

>>46337185
they really do work on schedules huh

>>46344958
hi

>>46344996
95C is literally normal behaviour for her CPU

who complains about a computer overheating in the winter, just open a window nigga!

>>46344650
>>46337185
like cockwork

>>46345021
don't mind if I do

I will become feisty if she doesn't stream tonight. She needs to keep up her 4 streams a week. Ame has done 4 streams in 2 days.

>>46345232
I agreed with you until you had to go and mention the yellow whore.

>>46344650
Let her rest. Playing games and talking is hard work

My throat has been sore for the last 7 days, I think I am dying.

>>46345586
stop sucking so much dick then

>>46344183
5.
gura, ina, ayame, miko, petra
strange combination to some

>>46345405
>dudul
cringe

>>46345650
:3

there's probably a wig made out of gura hair somewhere...

>>46345857
Yeah, the smallest wig in the world. It's made with her pubic hair.

>>46345898
no, not that joke. a real wig, made out of her real head hair.

she did 3 streams in a very short frame of time, that's already a miracle. Don't expect more, remember that streaming is not something she enjoys doing

>>46345988
she had fun thats why we got 3 streams. whats not enjoyable is her not getting the games she wants on time

>>46345988
Then why is she in hololive?

>>46346198
because it's still better than 99% of jobs out there

>>46346198
Retard.

>>46345988
oh look its this faggot again

>>46346198
To coast on her popularity, she already made enough to live the rest of her life comfortably running her own bakery and being happily married to some lucky bastard after vanishing from the internet. She's just testing how far she can take it without being called out by the majority of her fanbase.

>>46336191
it's weird how difficult it is to find possum's leaked uncensored sets, given how popular her art is

Pwease stweam tonight Gwoomba.
I have a feeling work is going to suck tonight and I want to listen to your voice.

funny how you immediately recognize the usual schizo

>>46345988
>>46346319
>>46346479
Reminder that this is what actual anti behavior looks like.

Reminder that if you kiss Gura, you're also kissing Okayu.

>>46346622
cope all you want, we all know she doesn't like streaming

>>46346696
Wowzers, what a deal.

>>46346725
lol you are just seething because she is actually back to streaming again

>>46346725
are you here because all the shitposters are spamming the global thread rn?

stop reply a retard

>>46346725
You are actually trying this after she streamed 4 times in the past week? lol

>>46344789
computer broke sowwy

>>46346843
?

>>46346843
It's the type of shitposter that antis himself. You're probably him too.

>>46346891
This, PC hort = 2 weeks off to spend time with her family

Shitposters gonna shitpost. It will never change.
Don't know how it would actually bother any chumbie after this long.

I thought they weren't allowed to stream over milestone celebrations anyway?

>>46347014
ngl that one actually stung
pc was fixed after 1 week, she streamed at a con and sang fansa for them and then took a week off to spend time with her family all without saying anything at all to us. The con wasnt even streamed so only a fraction of her fans that got a camrip version or saw pics on twitter got to see it

>>46347498
? no such thing

>>46347545
stop replying to yourself

>>46347545
Beep Boop

>>46344996
>>46345083
She didn't even say it got that high, she said 80C and modern chips sit at those temps with no issues all day long. My 13900k loves it in the 80-95C range

>>46347498
I thought we already knew EN doesn't like to step on each others toes too much

>>46347550
No, I'm pretty sure that's been brought up before.

>>46347498
It's only certain 3D events

>>46347651
>She didn't even say it got that high
She said it autoshutdown the other day and the default for that is generally 90-105 celsius.

My wife is pretty strange

>>46335593
>>46336001
>>46336191
>>46338067
>>46346551

>>46347740
She did say it shutdown but she also said she wasn't able to tell for sure it was from the temperature, that's just what she assumed it was from a quick google.

>>46344996
She said it was at 60C during the stream. She's barking up the wrong tree. Probably the power supply is underpowered or overheating. Or the DDR5 she got is unstable with her CPU.

>>46347740
Yes but she only assumed it was because of the temperature, based on seeing temps that would not cause that. She doesn't know that temps like that are normal now.

>>46347592
no, thats just the only one that sowed some doubt in me

>>46347740
>>46347812
I should also add you're not gonna see shutdowns at 100, just a bit of throttling. It has to get much hotter than that to see shutdowns

>>46347498
I'm pretty sure it's certain special events.

>>46347622

gura never talked about seeing kiara naked

>>46347545
prepare yourself for another family visit week pretty soon. Hell, it probably already started

>>46347651
could be just awful airflow. and there's really a noticeable change in temps going top end. she's sensitive and probably worries about it. even with my rtx 30 playing apex - not anymore cos its summer here in SEA land, i had to undervolt it.

I wonder if doomposters want to lick gura's hairy cunny as much as I want to.

Looks like the April fools for council is furry stuff....now we wait for myth...

>>46347932
no one brought it up. she needs reminder sometimes

>>46348071
NO HAIR

>>46348105
except fauna

>>46348071
Absolutely! Its bald but id go to town either way

>>46347971
You're not making any sense with your schizoposting. In fact it's kinda cringe.

>>46347971
im that anon and i strongly doubt that

>>46348105
I wish Gura was doing furry stuff.

>>46348105
>Myth
>Doing anything together
Good luck on that

>>46345988
>>46346151
>three

She did four which includes the member stream within a week. I wanna watch that too.

>>46348482
right, forgot members

>>46348394
They literally did it last year

>>46348105
Maybe Gura can do something like larp as an AI forklift for the forklift game she was talking about.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1392490/Forklift_Load/

Goombutt

>>46348586
Do you see a April Fools collab on Kiara's schedule? It's not happening.

>>46349281
yeah she will make members bratty clown rp tomorrow!

Since Guess doesn't want to stream anymore I wish upon her that she stops being a loli, gets huge tits, a voluminous bush, stops having painted nails, stops doing footfag pandering and gets an annoying, scratchy and deep voice and also becomes pink

>>46349594
>gets a voluminous bush
she already has that though?

>>46349594
>and also becomes pink
that is just going too far.

>>46349594
but she already is pink T o T

>>46349594
>Pink
Wow wow anon

>>46349594
Gura likes pink because she is a girly girl

>>46349594
Who's Guess and why doesnt she want to stream anymore??

>>46344640
perfect

PINK MAKES ME ANGRY STOP POSTING PINK

>>46350370
But why the shark hood/hat still

>>46350661
does this count?

I LOVE CUTE PINK GIRLY GURA!!

HAHAHA DID YOU NIGGERS REALLY EXPECT 3 STREAMS IN A WEEK????
LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO AHEAD AND REPORT ME IF THIS MAKES YOU MAD!

>>46350951
nyoo...

>>46350975
epic trolled

no frame yet so I guess that member stream will be done cooking on sunday, god I fucking hate working weekends

>>46350975
we already got 4 streams, schitzo chama.. but i wouldnt expect you to know that since you dont watch them..

>>46350975
Retard

SO MANY CUTE PINK GURAS TO ADD TO MY COLLECTION
MY PLAN SUCCEEDED MUHAHAHAHA

>>46351403
I didn't even know I had this many pink Guras in my art folder desu

So, Blue Archive, this was your long con, wasn't it?
This is why you sponsored Gura for those streams, isn't it?
You planted the seed in my head and forced my wallet you genius bastards.

is AI gurass allowed here?

>>46351329
Uoh...
>>46351788
Tail too small, spats too tall

>>46351788
that's.. pretty good actually..

>>46351619
I've spent too much on figures lately, I gotta stop...

>>46351788
this is AI?
>see the toes
oh wait yeah that's AI alright, still, not bad

>>46351619
>>46351862
I've been buyfagging more than I'm comfortable with recently, but I don't want to give up on anything
God I hope Council doesn't start coming out with nendos and PuPs and figmas and plushes too soon...

Kinda disappointed ngl, not a good sign to be taking 2 days off with absolutely zero activity this soon

>no frame up
>silent again already
Why? It was going so well

>>46352877
I hope nothing bad happened to her..
Im a bit worried, since she didnt say anything last stream and hasnt been active at all. But im sure we'll see her tomorrow!

new sonic kino just dropped
gura, you know you want to
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1641879591567478787

ITT: people who don't know Gura

City of Farts

>>46353072
Yeah, offstream. Teehee.

>>46353111
what makes (You) know gura?

>>46353111
bugura... funniest shit I've ever seen.

larp better

>>46353178
I know that Gura is cute and funny

>>46353256
Hi Chumbie~ late frame today sry.. teehee :3d

>>46353406
larp worse

>>46353406
Larp mid

Chumbuds I can't stop farting

>>46353658
get it all out with a vaccum

>>46353658
gura just don't eat so many apples if you don't want to fart so much, it's not that difficult

>>46353658
There she is... there's the god of farts

You now remember Jazz Reflect

>>46353658
the real gura

>>46353072
>Kino
lol no

would Gura be able to satisfy a contortion fetish? I want to pound her little hole from behind while she bends all the way back and licks my thighs

>>46354465
well i rewatch the 3d live daily so, its fresh on my mind

> wednesday or thurdays and definetely friday
Thats what you said on Monday Gura. Whre is the streamnor you gonna start another arc of fake promises AGAIN?????? At least tweet that you can't.
Now we have to wait until the april fools collab stream tomorrow

>>46354857
>he doesn't remember her circus training

gura say sstram sbut i see no stream todasy and i saw no stram yesterday and gira bad because sehs said strea, tdoay and tommroroow and she lied again alreadyhd

>>46354857
anon.. her bones crack from simple exercises.. what makes you think she could bend like that?

So are we entering phase 2 of the Gura cycle again?

>>46355171
what's phase 2?
i only know phase 1, which is "i love gura"

>>46355240
A child...

>>46355240
Who the fuck is that looking at her

>>46355240
Why wasn’t Bloop in her 3d room?

>>46355240

>>46355721
hmm what should i tell the precious studio people to work on... LITERALLY ME or bloop... tough choice...

>>46355268
phase 2 is, surprisingly, "i love gura"

How do you cope knowing you'll never have a Gura wife?

>>46355828
Bloop of course, he is literally me.

>be you, walking home
>suddenly get tackled into the ground
>"got you loser"
>before you can make a sound mumei smacks you as hard as she can, leaving a red mark
>she keeps going until you're choking back tears
>"start recording mumei"
>you recognize that voice
>it's gura
>"get on your knees faggot" she says
>"open your mouth" whispers mumei
>mumei pulls your head back by the hair so you face upwards while using the other hand to pry your mouth open
>gura gargles and tries to gather as much saliva before spitting in your mouth
>"swallow it", she says threateningly
>they both laugh at you as you reluctantly do
>"hey anon, there is something on your face" says gura
>she then turns to mumei and whispers something to her
>"do it" gura whispers to her
>mumei turns around and swings at you with a closed fist
>she hits you right into your nose
>it's broken
>you fall backwards while they snicker
>gura proceeds to remove her knickers while standing over you
>she then pisses all over your crotch to make it look like you soiled yourself
>they then both snap pics of you
>"from now on you are our slave. unless you want everyone to see these pics"
>they laugh as they walk away from you

>>46355785
KEK

>>46355990
gura and mumei are fucking small lmao they can't tackle me

I wish Gura could tell us about the ideas she has that are too sexy for Cover

>>46355785
This reminds me of that alien chick in that one Scooby Doo movie

>>46356213
This, they would bounce on me and fall onto the ground.

>>46356223
Keep dreaming, Gura will never be as intimate on member streams now that she knows she's potentially sharing that side of her with gifted greyniggers that will call her cringe.

>>46355990
>>46356213
>>46356320
why would you let children bully you?

>>46356320
fatbud...

>>46356320
I remember i was plyaing a little league baseball game and they had a fat kid on first base and I ran into his fat and fell down

>>46356360
I literally just told you they can't.

>>46355990
Try me you little sluts

>>46356375
Yes.

>>46356341
there's hardly been that many gifted, plus not many will actually tune in to her member streams in the first place, since they weren't members to begin with.

Are we seriously back to no schedule, stream ends, good luck figuring out when next stream happens

For god's sake man, I really hoped she had not clocked out and wanted to cling to every "x hort" reason possible, but it looks like she's just never truly going back to normal

>>46356554
membership streams show up in notifications and recommendations now. they will show up.

>>46356594
fuck you retard

>>46356594
What you consider normal isn't normal to her no matter how much you call it normal

>not streaming
>not gonna do anything special for April Fools, like last year (effort is for people who care)
welp

Stop it

>>46356594
Not surprising, I could see this coming from miles away when she mentioned the possibility of dropping schedules and so did many other chumbuds. Unless schedules come back then this is how things are gonna work and it's obvious she has no intentions of ever doing them again.

>>46356691
Normal to her now is just being lazy and refusing to communicate with her fans

>not sucking me off right now
>not bringing her litle toungue up the base of my shaft to the tip

invisible btw

"chumbud" time?

>>46356691
I barely have the energy to say anything else. It's sad knowing your oshi's golden age is over no matter what.

>>46357005
>I barely have the energy to say anything else
this kind of posts always make me laugh.

>>46356951
mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm wwwwwaaaaaa

>>46356949
is this connected to a shitpost or did you acquire superpowers and wanted to inform us

>>46356869
fuck you

>>46356951
i would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits *snort*

Reminder that tomorrow you are supposed to say that you hate Gura

>>46356704
shut up nigger

I LOVE GURA

>>46357197
don't!

>>46356594
kill yourself

>>46357043
This is me.

Gura talk to me too

Gura piss on my cock

>>46349594
dumb fuck

>>46356666
go tell em ultra satan

how tall is gura again?

i am the smrtest chumbie :)

we're not replying to larp again are we?

somebody reply to me im so boreddddddd

>>46358628
I'm bored too hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Is goobers doing a member stream today? I recall her saying something like that this week during her Minecraft binges.

>>46358695
>>46358628
Take my (You)

>>46358756
T2 lovenest stream soon.

>>46358756
>he doesnt know about the tier 3 members stream..

>>46357488
WTF YOU TALK ME TOO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME? NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME

how did we survive this winter?

>>46358756
Sorry PC hort, can't even do simple chatting streams.

>>46358958
but it's spring?

>>46358756
She's cooking up our first cybersex members stream!

>>46359159
3DPD

>>46359287
God I want to punch that belly

>>46359287
God I want to fill that belly with my goom.