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wuca love! he can't drive

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

I wish luca would run me over

i don't know how but being in this car with luca is kinda comfy and is making me sleepy

Wife love!

alban has been run over by a car

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!

how am i supposed to choose between pio and fus streams tomorrow...

copypasta relevant to current times

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

luca will crash this car and kill us both

kek shu
https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1641672999907590144

>>46302186
thank god

i don't know what this game is but i don't like it already.......
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1641686457763917824

>>46302898
kyo's played it. it's one of those interactive games with real actors

>>46302958
>real actors

luca can you be our milf mommy

>>46302898
>five dates
eurgh

That Junstarias chick is straight up just a gachikoi, huh. Wonder if Mysta lets it slide because she's a clipper or if he just doesn't care.

>>46303427
gachi rights

>>46303427
it's going to be another ichigo situation

Good night to all my beautiful yumesisters

>>46303883
goodnight kindred!

>>46303883
gnight fellow kindred!

>>46303572
tldr?

>>46304174
about ichigo? his mod?

>>46304247
yeah, i watch the occasional mysta stream but i dont keep up with him enough to know.

luca just fucking died

>>46304502
it happened in the early months of luxiem, it was thrown in with the rest of them and their mod drama. if you know the mod drama they all had, i think you get the picture.

>>46304694
NTA but all I remember is when one of Vox’s mods retired and that massive post some twitter Stargazer made about chat favoritism. I don’t keep up with chat or chat drama

>>46304694
i see, i joined a bit after that but i heard about it.

dead hours.........no boys.......

>>46305215
yeah, she's not that bad yet but i think if she keeps getting attention, it's not going to go that well.

Yume thoughts about Doppio!

News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Nijiboys x IPSTAR Collab: https://weibo.com/u/6509826766
Sakura Bloom merch releases April 2nd: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/foi0_xiphed
Sonny bday merch releases April 5th: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1641289149557919744
Iluna m&g at GAYLORD WEEBCON April 9th: https://twitter.com/weebcon2023/status/1637983512782405633
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Iluna x Ensky Hobby: https://www.enskyshop.com/products/list?character_id=1231
Gm/Gn VPs (ends march 31)
Unit art Vol. 2
Ren Bday
Fulgur Bday

dead

>>46307056
did you draw this anon? its cute

Nobody’s awake which means I don’t feel embarrassed posting about my pregnancy thoughts. I’ve almost gone through a complete reversal where I never felt embarrassed posting about it months ago because there were other anons posting pregnancy with me but now I feel like I stick out like a sore thumb since nearly all of the people I talked about pregnancy with don’t come /here/ anymore ie the ritualposter pregnancysister. Now I just feel silly; like I’m writing fanfiction at myself but God be damned if I don’t want Vox to put triplets in me with his excessively virile demon sperm. I think it would be immensely based of him to use some hidden incubus magic to make his little cultists so exceptionally horny and fertile to the point where they’re drugged up and begging to be bred so they can finally fulfill their greatest purpose

>>46307281
im awake and i see you preganon2
i hope that one time when vox said he needed his balls to impregnate all 1.2 million of us made you happy, it sure did for me

>>46307314
Between that and his prior comments about how cute it is when people can identify commercial jets just by looking at them, I truly feel like he’s trying to talk to (((me))) specifically. I’ll femsplain every last aspect of airline deregulation to him while he empties his balls inside me!

>>46307281
based preganon, im still here though i never pregposted about vox.

>>46307218
No. https://twitter.com/rue_eur0/status/1641244450495303681

>>46307363
My sweetest Lucub I could never forget you…

>>46307399
holding hands with kindred while luca fucks me!

ok i go to bed now, gnight anons. sheep and chicks kiss your oshis in the early morning for me

>>46307497
goodnight kindred!

>>46307441
Unity through pregnancy!

>>46307497
It’s 4:30 AM here so likewise. Sleep well!

everyone is asleep so i can share this. i get a bit down when luca always mentions how much he doesn't want to be a dad or like children. it's pretty stupid to be sad over and i can't change how he feels. just dumb yume delusions that get crushed easily.

sex with my oshi

https://puzzle.aggie.io/EolVbR

doing an ikey wikey puzzle today!

I miss the boys and miss watching vtubers so much.

Ike's playing Super Mario 64! It took him some time to set up, but we're in the game now. Let'sa-go!!

Ike's not a gamer, but hey... he's trying! By god, he's trying. Said he doesn't remember being so rusty at this game.

I love his dumb determination. He keeps trying to be the speedrunner he wants to be and jinxes himself every time. It's cute, though, it's peak funny Ike noises.

Curious to what he’ll actually do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJK8qmmrGoM
My japanese husband

arbarn knocks 30 min delay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuO7UQ9zgdQ

Fat cat

I love Ike's little winks he's been doing every time he does something cool in a game. He's too cute.

auban start

Alban

he sounds so cute today i hate that he's playing a game with flesh actors....

>>46313231
>flesh actors
Oh no......

God Alban is so pathetic....that's cute

>deez nuts joke
alban is 10 years old

God I wish..........

alban is a lying whore....lying about his virginity to charge higher prices to his customers

Alban is a virgin TOT
I hate 3d people so much

>>46303427
I look at the person other account where they make yume art its nice, But what made you come to this thought?

Alban looks like THAT???????

What a fucking creep kek

i HATE real people so much

Alban is being racist on stream

albans spanish is cute

Alban is mexican dios mio virgencita

>>46313922
>he's gaming!
Alban this is real life.......

kek

>>46314008
Why did I reply....
I didn't know Alban saying bad words in spanish was something I needed in my life

Alban you can't say that....I'm friends with my ex.....

No....

alban is so easy, what a fucking slut

Alban you can't make fun of others job when you are vtuber....

Male mob getting impregnated by merman vox https://twitter.com/cakerymonster/status/1641757526097268737

>>46314492
Don't be rude to him...he just wants to be loved..

>>46314627
he'll spread his legs for anyone that gives him a compliment....

>>46314710
Alban owns a body pillow (?)

alban has multiple body pillows....

>>46314837
Why i'm replying wtfff
Alban would never date a normie woman BASED

KEK

>poem
I sleep

good.

>mamacitas
Alban...

Day 5 of no demon. Going back to the old me that listens to the vampire asmr on loop while I sleep. Still nice.

Alban is a fucking numberfag. Deserves rape correction.

I think alban should date the funny black guy instead

alban likes the guy more than the girls...

Alban meeting all this women and he's still thinking about sucking dick

I hate this guy so much is fucking unreal

What is happening.....

Alban likes the black guy so much huh. Really makes you think.

>>46316495
Kyo...

>>46316547
I'm going to kill you

Alban choosing the milf uuhh based?

luring alban into my basement with juice, snacks, and candy...

Alban is grooming the jp old ladys...I kneel

>>46317556
ToT

>>46317658
The grooming goes both ways

Alban...

Ike's ended his stream prematurely, to go to Pikamee's graduation. He even set a timer to remind him of it. He sounded really sad about it, and I am, too. But, I still had fun with him today, watching him be all childish and dumb and run around as Mario. I hope he rests well, and still manages to have a good day despite having to say goodbye to somebody he supportered for over two years. I hope you all have a good day too, anons.

>>46317916
have a good day anon, hope ike isn't too down about it

>>46317991
He was pretty solemn, you could hear it. She was one of the reasons he found out about VTubers and led him to joining NijiEN, so it's understandable why. I'm sure he'll be fine, it's just one of the things that come with this hobby. I dread thinking about the day he ever graduates...

Ipstar fullbody art

Is Alban hiding a secret child

>>46318565
he's not hiding it, he's pregnant

>>46318565
Yeah, mine

I'm going to get him pregnant, he would be such a good mum

The milf is cute

I can't stop thinking about kyo when the black guy appears now I hate you anon

Alban should date his friend instead

This is why dating apps are bullshit

alban...? what....

Silly sexcat I'll be your gf

I hate takaradachis so much. Imagine saying no to alban when he's asking you to be his girlfriend.

>>46319013
He wants to! He's googling it

>>46319251
i'm offended at the temporary part, i'll force him into forever

>>46319300
He's joking I know he wants to be with us forever heh.

I like how alban always focus on the smile of a person...he's so cute...

Why is he dating so many women I'm right here and ready to trap him in an abusive relationship at any point!

Alban you can't say that

I'm older than you and can be your sugarmama Alban! I make 6 figures it'll be okay

>>46319693
Because he wants to date a cute woman (me) not a psychopath

>>46319824
Takos are successful? Damn

>>46319931
I have a feeling that nijiboys fans are either ols or underages and there's no inbetween

>>46319931
Yes. Unironically.

>>46319980
This is NEET discrimination
But maybe if I'm discriminated against enough I'll finally get a fucking job

>>46320234
Get a job so you can buy more of your oshi's merch

>>46319931
I'm the head of my department in a large company and work directly under the boss, unfortunately big stress however he's simping over someone in a similar role right now so I'm validated

I need to marry someone and then have a divorce so alban could love me

wife soon

I did ballet, he's mine

>>46320323
I-i kneel tako...

Brazilians takos btfo

>>46320670
It's fucking over

i zoned out....i can't pay attention anymore....

>>46320847
He thinks this one is crazy and doesn't like her

>>46320847
I wasn't paying attention since the start

I am self inserting as grace hard. I hope she doesn't have a secret kid or anything

Alban wants to kiss the black guy..

>>46321100
Kyo...

>>46321156
Shut up aieeeeeeee

fuuchan in albans

I self insert as the black guy I WIN

>>46321262
he's wants alban to date callum

Fuck it he should just date him

Calm down alban kek

If she's successful why does she have a housemate? This is sus

is alban....you know?

Alban hates lying whores (he's one)

>>46321468
We've been known he's bi

>>46321523
i was hoping for someone to reply with 'a whore'....

>>46321468
In a relationship with me? Yes

>>46320670
what did he say?

>>46321609
A whore goes without saying at this point

>>46321609
All nijien boys are whores we don't need to restate that

>>46321667
He hates latam

>>46321758
sex cat.........

AAAAaaaaa I will rape him

>>46321088
You are lucky alban likes you

>>46321088
He kinda likes me, I'm winning

wife on da telly

I wish he could date Callum

>>46321806
Mexican takoyaki.....

Callum chads we can't stop winning

dredge feels like meting luca would say

Alban likes emo kids who cosplay, I'm in!

Alban wants a cosplayer girlfriend

>>46321925
>>46321937
I cosplay on the side too, I'm still winning

>>46322487
me

wife's cap kek

>>46322501
I don't do cosplay but I'm weeb enough for alban ;_;

Alban likes doggy or cowgirl

>>46322778
Why is my oshi so based...

I need to rape him aaaAAAAAAAAAAA

I will have alban's baby

I can't impregnate how right now, nooo

Morning voice Pio streaming!

>>46322971
OH SEX ART

alban stop being a homo

Feels good to be callum

>>46323099
stop coming here kyo

>>46323137

I will rape him

Alban hasn't fixed his shitty internet yet

Peto is cute

>>46323583
imagine we get a shota model like the petra alban amalgamation in nijien....TOT

Alban likes smart women it's over takos

>>46323741
God I wish ToT

>>46323853
i can be smart...it's too late for him to run away anyway he said we're all his girlfriends forever..

>>46323853
We learnt today that takos are smart women with money

i wish i were a fish so wife would fish and gut me

Well, at least alban is happy

hated the game but i'm happy alban had fun

he's yawning, aa I will rape

>>46324065
>>46324070
They are smart and dumb at the same time...cute..

I want to marry alban knox

bye alban hope you stay healthy and happy always ! i can't make it to most of tomorrows stream so i will enjoy the archive.... TOT

Kek dumb cat

I love when wife goes weeeee

Alban rabu! Thank you for the stream!
>>46324530
I will livepost for you tako..

>>46324892
thank you...!

Ike is exactly the kind of bi twink I like

Still huffing my horns copium for demon's outfit

Otsonny!! Geez, i didn't realize how long it's been since his last JP zatsu. Sonny's JP is so soft, i want to envelop myself in his voice.... had a bit of a headache today so it was actually kind of nice to just listen to him talk without worrying too much about he was saying or playing. He sounded somewhat nervous at the start, but as he got into it he sounded a lot more comfortable— obviously I caught very little of what he was saying but his JP fans seem to engage him well. Thanks to the kind anons who were nice enough to livepost rough TL throughout the stream I did often get the general gist of what he was talking about though! Predictably he talked about food, but it's also nice to hear he got out and touched grass (sand?) yesterday by going to the beach with a friend and catching kani. Today while discussing food he seemed awfully fixated on wanting to try cooking/eating the bugs in his room for some reason, my beloved SEA (japanese) husband..... I will eat anything if you serve it to me. He was doing some impressions (which apparently he hasn't been doing much of lately) but overall I won't talk too much about all the conversation topics that came up in this zatsu since I can't really vouch for the accuracy of what I read... he was cute today though, makes me happy he could go on for almost four hours. If he's gonna commit to doing a JP zatsu every month I'll be forced to start doing my reps for real, should be able to nail kana and some basic vocab/grammar by the next one right?? We'll see kek. Thanks for a soothing stream taichou, please sleep well and post your bugsnax on mengen. Looks like there's nothing crazy for april fools day which I honestly don't really mind, hopefully marika with viewers goes smoothly. See you soon! o7

wife you dumb fuck

I love alban so much!

wife tentacle sex.....

I miss my demon husband who also is a shota at times

this is such a comfy stream

april first tomorrow...scary

luca is now lucy for today

wife is a terrible fisherman

pio thinking hard

Why does a fishing game make wife seems 100x more autistic

piochan's mind has finally broke broke

>>46332433
it's really cute...

going insane. did they suspend vox. why a week off

>>46332772
Fishing autism cute! Of course he would be a fishing autist like the old white man he is

>>46333031
he tweeted so he's not suspended. just breathe kindred

>>46333031
He’s been liking fanart all week, he’s alright

Fuuchan....

>wife literally going insane for a eel

>>46334154
Sauce right now

>>46334392
its not america
https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1641833323382312960

>>46334508
Thanks, I still need to put it in the newspost for later

wife......

I didn’t know you could be addicted to someone’s voice but here I am

cute wife nyooooos

He so autistic today ToT

>>46334154
How... mysterious

wife blowing his nose on some poor sheep's wool

can someone translate this

did wife just say 4chan KEK

Kek

only a couple days until we get to hear vox say shadow wizard money gang every hour for 2 weeks

>>46338373
It's blurry and my Chinese is rusty so all I can make out is "Cucumber __ kill"

>>46339419
kek that's kinda funny

this comfydant gets it

>>46339525
Okay upon further inspection I think it says "break your skull with a cucumber and kill you" rough translation

imagining fuchan wandering into a horde of tentacles and getting mindbroken by aphrodisiac slime, it transforms his body into making him perpetually horny and wanting to breed so his body slickens up to receive eggs and his nipples grow puffy so he can lactate!

>>46340027
cn memes are impossible to understand but so funny

>>46340295
this is just like the fanfic i read yesterday but the guy just ate an alien flower and no eggs

>>46340301
It's most likely a screenshot from one of their reality tv shows and I'm sure EN memes are also incomprehensible to them as well

i love wife autism. i love my autistic old man wife

wife zatsu time

I want to rape Alban and Ver

Vox nendo preorders are back up apparently (Maybe they never went down? Still new to GS release cycles) https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1641878066371743759

wife please don't eat fucking 50% sushi....last time i ate sushi i got food poisoning so bad I almost passed out in pain

niji boys for this feel?

>>46342832
sonny

>>46342406

Is Doppio always another character in ASMRS and voice packs?

>>46343442
his ASMRS have been drama cds so that would be a different character. the voice packs so far should be him but the voice he uses is different from his usual voice kek

>>46344127
Are the voice packs even yume? Damn though, I hope he starts using his actual voice for them in later ones.

>>46342973
cute

wife wants another big dog

>>46344349
light yume at best i think? it has cute moments and stuff can be taken as romantic but its not explicit enough. the voices so far have been similar to how he sounded at debut so it could be when he thought he was gonna use that voice all the time or something

>>46326183
I've heard that Suha and Seffyna are good for learning JP because they speak fairly slowly and clearly.

>>46344349
best way i can describe it is like when youre on the general route of an otome game, though i think the yandere asmr is more yume

>>46346374
I remember when anons used to say that about Axia too...

>>46346615 (me)
i misread this as his ASMRs, just ignore me

sleep

>>46342832
Vox to whomever wins the Ikebowl in the future

ukiki pokemon
https://youtu.be/Oq-ZZqD4XTo

shu RAPE

im kinda impressed uki is still playing pokemon. at least he reached the gym leader that's basically uki kek

>>46352354
his mc autism is spreading to pkm

>”I have a dusk ball but the dusk ball is UGLY”
Kek I don’t watch Uki that much but he’s pretty funny

Pink wife

I miss milord and his golxr and his farts and his metal_pipe_falling.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG0l_TP3Tq0

ver

ver rape time

Kinda wanna fuck up and buy some furniture. a new couch would be nice

>>46346374
Ohh thank you anon i will keep that in mind... hopefully years of jap streamers/anime/vidya will have resulted in some basic linguistic osmosis (or at least some familiarity) so it'll be easier/more fun to try and learn than German was

>>46355664
go for it!

renkyo LOVE!

>>46355664
I got a new couch from the dumpster 2 months ago, it's lime green. Go dumpster diving if you don't wanna spend money.

>>46356161
dumpster diving really be solving all kind of problems....

>>46355931
Thoughts? I like it https://earlysettler.co.nz/collections/sofas/products/irvine-2-5-seater-sofa-blue-grey

>>46356384
I love dumpster diving, it's like the modern equivalent of a treasure hunt, sometimes it's garbage but sometimes you get groceries and new furniture

>>46356161
I support dumpster diving for almost anything except furniture, bed bugs fucking suck. Glad it worked out for you though

>>46356398
fucking hell tako that's expensive

>>46356398
this is such a cute couch, but when i convert this to my currency i get a heart attack.....

>>46356680
Takos are rich OLs....

>>46356398
it's pretty....but pricey

>>46356398
We have kiwis?

>>46356660
It's a suede-ish material and I cleaned it up really well so no fear there is no bed bugs, I also got new clothes and some Tupperware from the trash as well, I love my neighbours who has no idea donating exist and throw out perfectly good things.

>>46356398
your house must look nice

>ver's big penis

>>46356711
>>46356769
>>46356879
>>46356901
>>46356952
I'll last years don't about it

>>46357210
Are you drunk?

>>46357210
Rich people make me sick

>>46357210
dont buy a 2k couch while drunk..

>>46357210
I am yes

>>46357444
I can see that. Put down the phone, turn off your pc, lay down and close your eyes. You will see what furniture to buy tomorrow in your dreams. Goodnight.

>>46357002
No way...

>>46357444
buy the couch

>>46357535
what if I buy two instead

>>46357609
:) I'm buying a couch lol lmao

>>46357756
what color are you getting

>>46357609
Rich people make me sick

>spending all that money on a fucking couch
do americans really?

>>46357784
Blue!

>>46357894
Their currency is nzd

>>46357927
nice, enjoy your couch!

>>46357894
couch vs. oil baron for your oshi, which one is better

i love shotas so god-damn much, when are the luxiem shota outfits?

>>46358354
today

>>46357894
I Literally live in live new Zealand

>>46358492
i thought our only kiwi anon was a briskadet

Kyo pre-collab zatsu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEG_qVQZJP0

>>46358654
wait collab with who

>>46358868
ren and aster

>>46358868
anon can't read...

>>46358868
Ren and Aster. He started early to zatsu for a bit.

Guess Mysta isn't streaming tomorrow either. Don't know what the point of making a schedule this week was. I dread the thought of having to tune into Mika's stream to hear him tomorrow.

>>46359696

Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7P3-hDDp0M
Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucMMbc8op4E