/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46255386
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>46255386
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/katradraws/status/1640866362993041409

Frames:
>Vesper - Limbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMUU9IVXyHk
>Flayon - Omori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_yMn13HxWg
>Hakka - Devil May Cry 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BxQlwae9I4
>Magni - Cult of the Lamb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZdOdv00iCg

>>46255403
AMEN

>>46255403
Amen

Magni hugs, kisses and hand holding!!!

Do women really think that guys think that men who wear makeup and paint their nails are cool?

>>46255503
ugly :(

>>46255503
not with Rio

magni throat fucking

>>46255530
Fujos do but they're already subhumans.

Let's just agree on one thing: Men will not speak on what fujos like if women will not speak on what yurifags like. Kapeesh?

>>46255403
Amen.

Why didnt Bettel send a video to Rio? Does he hate holostars?

Do women really think that guys think that men who wear makeup and paint their nails are cool?

>>46255530
I mean, visual kei was a thing.

>>46255530
But the famous group KISS do that...

>>46255530
yes but only if their face is cute

>>46255530
Look at wrestlers and you'll see your answer. Spoiler: the answer is yes

I can't hear all these shit baits over AxRio's Romeo duet

>>46255575
I wished it was this picture before I clicked on it, thank you

>>46255592
hes intimidated by his giant ghost cock

>>46255530
Fujos do but they're already subhumans.

>>46255530
>Do women really think men into fashion are cool?
What do you think anon

>>46255386
Thank you

>>46255586
b-but I'm both a yurifag and a fujo...

MECHABIRB LOVE AND RAPE

>>46255530
I'm a guy and i think it's just interesting.

>>46255691
WHORE

>>46255530
I mean, visual kei was a thing.

>>46255659
Triple H had painted nails??

I had a dream of TSB practicing but Nocturnal was playing instead of Selen. They were playing in Storm Point and for some reason, they were able to friend the wild dogs on that map but no one but Noct knew how to do it, so he told Axel and Altare to leave it to him while he took something out of his bag which turned out to be a womb, Noct then starts undressing which seduces one of the dogs and he stars riding it until it cums inside him, then Noct gets off the dog's dick and stars preparing its asshole to insert the womb inside the dog and when it was done Noct started to fuck it and let himself cum inside the dog. Altare and Axel were simply observing with disgust on their faces but Noct tells them to trust him and that it'll be worth it in the end, he then points them to look at the dog's belly which is rapidly growing and with care Noct takes a knife and cuts its belly open to reveal a fetus which he threads carefully with the knife before removing it from the dog and letting it break free from the sac. Noct greets it like a parent before putting his clothes on while cum drips from his ass and calls for the boys and the puppy to follow him. The puppy starts growing rapidly and attacks anything that Noct shoots at with his rifle, which rewards them with the title of champion.
I was just trying to have another cute yume dream...

>>46255530
are we all forgetting that there were and are men that loved emo and glam rock music?

>>46255530
But the famous group KISS do that...

>>46255741
Not gonna read all that but nice!

>>46255386
The Vesper version of this is the most whorish one yet. Sasuga.

>>46255741
>having a dream about bestiality
woman, are you ok?

>>46255741
i had a dream where i was obliterated by an asteroid in space :(

/MANS/ give me your best headcanon for the boys

Am I hallucinating or are anons here doubleposting??

>>46255816
did you really have to call out Astel like that
https://youtu.be/MZweXJrkbo4

I LOVE MY WEIRDO POINTY CHIN YAOI HAG VESPER!!!

>>46255599

Am I hallucinating or are anons here doubleposting??

>>46255856
Hakka is my malewife

I can't hear all these shit baits over AxRio's Romeo duet

/MANS/ give me your best headcanon for the boys

>>46255856
there is no tempus, only regis
altare and the rest of tempus are just schizophrenic personalities inside of one body
killer7

All 3 of TSB are in the customs not a single PoV stream up. I'm a TSB anti now. I'll let a homie die to a snake.

>>46255863
broken bot

Will sisters post their tits if Axel win vsaikyo?

Spot TSB in scrim

>>46255530
Anon, even guys think that make-up are cool. Facepaint and tatoos are just an extension of that.

>>46255873
How dare you call yaoi to my vtuber "friend" Vesper. I look forward to an apology

>>46255530
yes but only if their face is cute

>>46255741

>>46255934
Axel doesn't have a chance and even if he did the only tits you'd be seeing are tranny tits.

>>46255741

Busy thinking about Regis Altare selfcest

>>46255856
Vesper is Not a vampire, but a larper pretending to be a vampire, like Final Fantasy house.

>>46255944
your friend Vesper has an editor who's a femboy twink early 2000's style

>>46255856
magni is an autistic adhd neurodivergent shethey demiboy fucking aah gay romantic bi sexual but fucks xezir inbreeds every thursday princess boy. and he has a mermaid slit with a dick and pussy

>>46255741
Holy shit, that sure is.. something.

>>46255944
IM JUST REPEATING WHAT SHITPOSTERS ARE SAYING I THINK HES VERY PRETTY AND HUGGABLE SORRY GRAMPS

>>46255741
At first I wasn't sure about that dream, but it all came to gather at the end, I'm so happy for you!

>>46256021
>Final Fantasy house
fuck you for making me remember that dumpster fire

>>46255816
the nekomimi doujinshi with the insertable womb i read yesterday fucked up my brain...

>>46255934
I offered my tits for if Magni won monopoly since I was sure he would not. Never again, that was way too close.

>>46256053
Good, i forgive you. Don't listen to the crowd, they are insane people.

>>46255873
>LOVE MY WEIRDO POINTY CHIN YAOI HAG VESPER!!!

aaaaaaa where's the TSB POV

I want to give Regis Altare a prostate orgasm and make him cum his brains out until he cries.

>>46255856
TEMPUS all come /here/ to freely discuss their fellow guildmates without fear of stepping on their toes.

>>46256015
>Selfcest
Yes, but this.

>>46256173
you already knew it probably won't happen

>>46256173
are they practicing? where?

father figure puzzle
https://puzzle.aggie.io/SOG7m5

>>46256201
>t.any male Altare's ever collabed with

>>46255915
I keep looping it, it sounds so good!

>>46255856
Shinri lost a trusted friend to the corruption beasts because he was too selfish/reckless. He has mellowed out since then.

>>46256238
yeah, the custom where every streaming vsai team is playing on right now

>>46256135
but gramps... im insane too like how i am kinda actually starting to see you as my dad 2 electric boogaloo.no weirdo daddy issues shit i love my pops

the 2 rapebaits of Tempus, Bettel and Vesper, hates Holostars...

>>46256391
Regina please step on MEEEEE

>>46256035
Ignoring everything else
>mermaid slit with a dick and pussy
Hot.

>>46256201
>until he cries
UOHHH ToT

>>46256015
>>46256230
yes but also this

>>46255856
Since Bettel doesn’t seem to have much lore Ive been going hog wild with random headcanons. I like to think Phantom is some sort of immortal supernatural being that “reanimates” dead bodies/partially brings them back to life, the bodies original personality still there but not exactly the same. Like original Bettel was a nobody and after some embarrassing shitty death in an alleyway Phantom appears and he jumps at the chance to be “reborn” with a talent. So now he’s one of many puppet jesters that came before him, but he’s stupid so he doesn’t know.
Once actual lore drops I’ll be safe because this is all in my head teehee

>>46255741
Huh

altare tops regis bottoms

TSB please...

>>46256681
One day, I hope someone will actually draw this...

is it possible to get raped in your thirties?

>>46256255
the idea that altare flirts pointlessly with the guy he collabs with for hahas but doesn’t take it seriously while they want to pin him down and fuck his brains out is extremely hot

>>46255856
>Tempus is a guild of Villains
>Leaders patron god is Hastur
>HQ are the only one privy to this info
>Hakka,Shinri and Flayon have no idea
>Bettel knows enough and is only with VG for surveillance
>Their ultimate goal is the spread the yellow sign across the world
>Which is hidden in the Tempus crest
>This is also the reason they became streamers.

>>46256735
We'll find out if Shinri and Altare ever offcollab

>>46256835
Isn't this loreanon's headcanon

>>46256735
>picrel
I sure hope so!

>>46256830
fr...even Nowa is starting to mention Altare more while Altare seems to have moved on from him..leaders effect...

>>46256830
Fucks me up ngl

>>46255530
Only if you're attractive. You will have to lose the weight before it will work.

Fuck I hate silence. Which Tempus VOD should I have playing in the BG?

>>46256598
I actually quite like Bettel's design in some of the art like this one and have wanted to write fights with him in it for awhile now, but there is so little to work with.

vesmachi love!

Man, I just listened to Hakka's cover of Killing Me. This is going on my playlist and on loop for coming days.

I FUCKING LOVE BANZOIN HAKKA

I'm a fucking mess and I keep thinking about the boys and how I don't know what I used to fill my time with before HQ debuted. I love them...

>>46256973
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

>>46256865
The Hastur part yes, i really liked it when loreanon mention it. the VG part and the streamer part i dont think its part of his headcanon IIRC?

Could you defeat Regis Altare in single combat?

>>46257027
I LOVE FUCKING BANZOIN HAKKA TOO

TSB died at top 3. I saw the dumbest engage by Altare and Selen having to follow up on it.

>why didn't Bettel send Rio a simple message
Rrat, Rio didn't ask Bettel to join

>>46257219
Rio hates the whites...!

>>46256973
>He doesn't constantly have music playing every minute of his life, even during streams

>>46256906
he didn't want to give up his ass to save his wizardry and lost his chance

>>46257219

>>46257209
Did they lose against all pro/coach team or sth? All of them use P2020

>>46257118
Anon, a unaugmented human wouldnt stand a chance against your average JRPG Hero. Got to at least have a chance for it to be interesting. Like Leader vs Mori for example.

>no streams
Guess i will take my dog out for a walk.

>>46256981
theres some seriously cool fanart of him!! out of all the VG boys it feels like he has the least going on in terms of (unironic) world building, so other than my funny little headcanons i have nothing to go on

I can't stop thinking about them ToT
https://twitter.com/00SZ12/status/1641441165722652672?t=Fq9GLrCIn4_Lvd9ca0bf-w&s=19

>>46257622
I feel like Hakka doesn't have much either?

>>46255686
That's not what anon said, read again

My axmag brain has gotten really bad, I keep looping AxRio part of the stream and imagining them trying to convince Magni to choose one of them. Axel's part has a thing about protecting the princess even if it takes his life too, this self-sacrificing dingobrain...

>>46257781
I'm going to assume you don't understand what I was saying because why would you believe makeup and painted nails are not fashion

>>46257681
True, but at the very least we have “from a slightly different place banishes spirits and his arm is fucked”, which still isn’t much but it’s something. Maybe I’m blind but Bettel only has funny phantom creature eating his mind or something

>>46257622
I hope he plays into his kayfabe more so i can get more crumbs to build with. I wrote that whole Magni fight because of the headcanon he mention about dead ex-guildmates and it was SO GOOD.

>>46257925
Bettel also drives a horse-drawn carriage...in a world where mechas exist...so there's that

>>46257790
>thinking that Mag has the right to choose when he's just one of Rio's many boyfriends
Just stick with Axmag

>>46257890
Why would a man think other men wearing makeup and painting their nails is cool? Why would a woman believe that they think that?
If anything most will think that's cringe

>>46257998
Hehe, that’s what I meant when I specified (unironic) lore, his less serious world building bits are great though

>>46257994(Me)
I meant the headcanon, not my writing.

>>46258043
>>46257994
hmm....

>>46257681
hakka had the most out of the VG gates so i still think hakka is at flayon level of cool lore art, but falling behind. sad when he has the most lore potential in VG. bettel is very strange to think about in a group adventuring setting, godspeed to the anons that make him sound dynamic

>>46258040
What if you imagine it as a really cool futuristic carriage with demon horses or something?

>>46258011
Oh, I really did speedread the original question
Nevermind then anon
Though there are men into that kind of shit, just ones more into particular fashion

>>46257994
I always got the feeling he wants to play into kayfabe more but doesn’t know how/is afraid it’ll be embarrassing. Do I actually have proof he thinks this? Not at all.

>>46258116 (me)
slightly misread the post i replied to but it still stands, sorry for my retardation

https://youtu.be/qKBH11pRub8
https://youtu.be/qKBH11pRub8

>>46258113
>Magni struggles as he opens his eyes,the scene that greeted him was not a pleasant one
>He can vaguely hear the sound of battle,"Who were we fighting again""Oh""Them"
>"I took a blow to the head,a scythe was swung down towards me to deliver the killing blow.B-but someone shielded me who was it again"
>turning to his right he sees vesper lying on the floor beside him blood pooling around his body.
>Magni looks up,Axel struggling to get on his knees.His legs clearly broken in a few places
>Altare fighting one armed ,a bloodied mess remains of where his right arm used to be.Five figures surrounding him trying to finish him off.
>Altare is putting up a valiant defense,but clearly he was not long for this world.
>They had minutes,no seconds before they were completely wiped out.
>"Everyone is gonna die....again"
>He looks down at his collar,a small red crystal sits there.
>He hears a burly voice echo in his head."Dez Boyo you dont have to do this" another voice younger almost musical "It will kill you,you know this"
>a female voice speaks "Run,Dezzy,they wont blame you,we didnt"
>He removes the pin that secures the red crystal to his collar,it thumpers to the floor,arms trembling he picks up the crystal and places it carefully into his mouth.
>As he is about to swallow ,A single thought consumes him "Never again."
>Finally a voice he recognize all too well speaks to him from the great beyond,his old master "You were always a stubborn lil runt.You have 5 mins before you are dead"
>Magni chuckles to himself and with labored breaths whispers "good enough"
>He swallows,light from each arms of his glove cloak flows into his body
>As he stands,power coursing through his veins.
>Magni bellows "YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME,THE GREAT MAGNI DEZMOND ALCHEMIST OF HOLOSTARS ENGLISH!!!"
>4 mins 59 seconds..

>>46258163
Oh sure, I know some that like painting their nails and doing skincare, I just don't think it's special.
I'm just being pedantic, I think the anon had a brain fart while writing his post

>>46257994
Crying Magni makes me feel things.

Is Axel doing fine I wonder, he's so busy

Who has done the most world/lore building in VG?
I can gather that Hakka and Bettel haven't but idk about Shinri. I know Flay has done stuff with random throwaway lines and some significant streams

>>46258368
anon i fucking love your chunnikino fics

>>46258116
i want these women to bully me until i cum

Leo is saying something about altare and his snipes

Why does Flay's default portrait look so unhappy when the man himself is all smiles

>>46258190
Too bad, Magni himself seem to be the kind that really loves it, with the dead guildmates and how he plays in DnD. I hope all this hanging with Magni pushes Bettel in that direction.

>>46258444
Shinri has talked about his disgraced past and how his magic works. Something about his koi too idr

>>46258443
He prefers to be busy but I do wish he would sleep more

>>46258518
cover hates their emplyees

>>46258518
because his groomer photographer manipulated him into taking the photo to sell online and he was very uncomfortable (hot)

>>46258444
Shinri did a whole stream about Utopia lore

Why tho

>>46258659
what the hell is this comp ew

>>46258659
TSB....

>>46258659
Is it a good idea to experiment with different comps with the little time they have now? They need to be sure asap so they can focus

>>46258539
tbf it feels like a lot of it is crumbs and spread out across nonimportant streams, off the top of my head he’s specified parts about his disgraced past being due to his own impulsiveness

>>46258659
It doesn't make much sense to me, but I guess they're trying new things that everyone is comfortable with.
Still think Axel playing Seer would be perfect since he likes doing the rotations and going in front scouting

>>46258766
I really do wish lore tidbits were clipped more or would be collected somewhere... it's honestly what I'm most interested in but I end up missing a lot because I can't catch 6-8 streams a day

oh god is it apex hours

>>46258785
Axel's Seer performance definitely showed he should not be Seer. He was also really against playing him

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1641480683842306049

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1641480683842306049
mario golf?

>>46258904
Naisu

>>46258454
Thanks! I have been trying to write for the VG boys, i attempted with Hakka, but i just felt it wasnt as good. I hope they drop more tibits so i got more to work with.

>>46258766
He said he failed a test of strength.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc__z8Zk5E0

>>46258904
It's been so long, Altare...

>>46258759
They weren't having any success before so might as well try something different. If it doesn't work out at least they know now.

>>46258881
Well, Selen played Seer for 1 month when she expressed not wanting to play with him.

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>46258904
Please mario golf over nintendo sports or whatever it's called....

>>46258991
Yes!

>>46258943
He did, ye, what I’m referring to is what he said lead him to fail the test of strength/ronin school test, which was his impulsive lifestyle

>>46256598
bettel dropped a bit of subtle lore about his magenta eye being connected with phantom, like when the magenta eye blinks so does phantom’s eye also picrel

>>46256598
I have so many headcanons for Bettel but he keeps ruining them with his ideas for Bettel 2.

>>46259061
I owe you my life for this because I would have had no clue and want to create something to express my little bettel headcanons… thank you

>>46258475
Don’t understand much but cute boy

>>46258991
no because he's gonna suck me dry with another 6 horas de novelas visuales

>>46259061
is this what phantom-possessed bettel looks like? he looks so kino here

>>46259061
>also picrel
Am I missing something here? That's just a normal Bettel drawing

>>46258991
i would hotwire him into a dreadnought chassis if i has the chance

just imagine
>I AM THE VENERABLE MACHINA X FLAYON, PILOT OF THE GUILD TEMPUS

Speaking of lore, Flayon mentioned that his outfit is designed specifically for the R-TRUS and if anyone else got inside of it they'd be naked, so far that includes: Bettel, Hakka, Altare and Kobo

>>46258829
wasn't there a google drive folder posted here?

>>46259061
>Bettel is soul linked with phantom
This are some good crumbs.

>>46259372
And according to him he made copies of their clothes so they wouldn't be nude

>>46259049
I have a vague memory of him saying that, and also that he got the glowing tattoo because he was an impulsive and young and thought he was hot shit before he failed the test but that he regrets it now.

>>46259372
>flayon invites you to the r-trus because he wants to see you naked
ToT

>>46259372
naked kobo

>>46259436
fuck i missed this part, my naked kino...

>>46259321
>40K
Based also Lion finally woke up from is 10k years nap

I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare I will ntr altare

>>46259451
Aaaaa… overconfident young shinri… I want to see that so bad ToT

>>46259511
Who will you ntr him with?

>>46259511
and you will die

>>46253298
Tsunderanon huffing when senpai doesn't notice him and spoonfeed immediately. Needy, needy. Well, I'm back from lunch. Open wiiiide~
>>46253193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8rdlw5x0Ug#t=20m17

>>46259155
>he thinks it's only gonna be 6 hours
Yesterday was 7 and a half so he could definitely be going longer than 6. Enjoy~

>>46259231
yeah i know, i just used this as an example cause the magenta eye looks really cool here

>>46259511

>>46259533
bratty shinri... ToT

>>46259129
share those headcanons anon

>>46259591
didn't he say he wanted to practice tf2 and that's why he moved it for tomorrow? although he sounded hesitant about that stream yesterday

>>46258991
YES!!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!!! MWAH MWAH

>>46259538
VESPER

>>46259715
Yeah he did but you know how he gets with VNs he likes(Though I guess Omori is more of an RPG) I could see him going long anyway

>JWU
HAKKA ABSOLUTELY KILLED IT HOLY SHIT
I'm so proud of my son

>>46259061
You are now imagining a stream where Phantom is speaking through Bettel, committing crimes and threatening chat while using Bettel as a hostage. Then our jester wakes up at the end and remembers nothing.

he hates us...

5 mins till Nowa

Jwu and listened to the starsEN duets with Rio for his 1yr celebration
Hakka is so amazing at singing. Hololive was lucky to pick him up desu

>>46259801
I am stealing this story bit.

>>46259796
>>46259880
luv me birb boy

I think TSB just came in 2nd

NOWA IN LIMBO. PRAY FOR HIM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMUU9IVXyHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMUU9IVXyHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMUU9IVXyHk

>All this lore discussion
>Nitpicking Bettel lore but no one bring up how Axel basically have none outside the obvious tank of the guild.
Seriously, what is Axel lore? That he have a lot of jobs?
He got a lot of in-joke for his streams and to himself but lorewise? He doesn't really got much I think.

>>46260002
Yep

>>46260002
they got 2nd yea

>>46260002
They lose to a fucking rat

>>46260002
2nd and 7 Kills
Dumb VTwitters don't even stream their POV

Selen was pretty much the only person in the kill feed but Altare got the menace Pakael

>>46259801
>bettel turns into a confident aggressive delinquent under phantom's control
ryonasisters...this little shit is gonna take everything we've worked for...

>>46259801
good mindbreak food too, he'd be forced to watch in horror as his guildmates barely pay him any mind when he does insane shit because they think it's just him, cue a depressive low arc for bettel when he gets his body back and he doesn't know why

>>46259825
i want him to breastfeed me

>>46260044
axel doesn't really play into keyfabe which is a shame

>>46259801
Isn't that very similar to the altare/regis bit

>>46260044
anon he’s a doctor, gladiator, worms finalist, tensai and hentai, he’s got enough lore

>>46260044
Axel's just a guy they found. /thread

>>46260044
What about Vesper? He has NOTHING. He once said a family was after him but that could've been a joke/reference.

>>46260227
didn’t he share a lot of academy stories

>>46260044
does this count the theory in the alchemist's prologue of the POV being axel's?

>>46260285
It isn't.

>>46260227
>zoomers dont even know what castlevania is
am i getting old
is 24 old

>limbo
>scary game
if you're afraid of spiders, then yes.

>>46259377
Was there?

>>46260082
THERE IS HOPE

>>46260319
I knew it could've been a reference to castlevania which is why I said what I said. And you are the zoomer here. I'm 29.

>>46260227
Vesper have the benefit that his lore is basically a copy & paste Alucard but he's retired boomer who just want to play videogames and drink tea.
Literally every time he need to bring up lore he just need to bring up a Castlevania or Jojo reference and boom, instant lore.
It's admittedly a bit cheating, but c'mon, Look at his freaking design.

>>46260491
For a guy that likes to rp characters he's not very good with his own

>>46259702
Thank you for the opportunity to sperg anon
I like to think before Phantom or the guild he was basically a nobody. Worked a shitty bar job in Elysium but didn’t have any sort of special talent. His luck was shit so he always found himself getting mugged. After a late night shift and a drunk squabble behind the bar he’s holding onto life when a chunky little corruption beast appears. It tells him he could be someone, someone with a talent and sick powers like everyone around him. All Bettel would need to do is hand his body over. So he does, and now he gets a second chance at life! He’s like a completely new person! Because Phantom is eating away at his brain and will continue to do so until there’s nothing left. And then the cycle continues, making Bettel just one of many

WIFE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/cMUU9IVXyHk?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/cMUU9IVXyHk?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/cMUU9IVXyHk?feature=share

>>46260491
i'm not counting that as lore

SAILING THE SAME BOAT
BOOOOOYYYSSSS

>sailing the same boat
;_;

>>46260153
>the first to debut in their gen
>gets possessed by evil demonic entities and remembers nothing when they get back to being themselves
>jobbers
THEY ARE

>>46260571
Vesper has gotten stabbed irl and in Elysium (by my dick), he said he'd do anything for alcohol

>>46259372
Honestly flayon Lore is not make sense,everyone are in medieval era but he the only one from future

>>46260598
>And a similar thing happened to Flayon as well
>THEY ARE
all uncreative kek

>>46260598
not to be trusted >:(

>>46260570
Oh no she dropped something

>>46260626
They're not in the medieval era - Elysium is a virtual world. The other boys are just nerds.

>>46260626
>medieval era
Not true. Elysium has tech - you can see it on the world art. You even see it on their models - Axel has cybernetic ears and Altare has a gun

i swear to god if tsb gets champion and don't have a pov streaming...

>vagina, thank you for the superchat

>>46260694
that fucking gunsaber…

>>46260090
>>46260153
I was thinking Phantom would be more of the cold type. Demon King Regis will revel in his power, howl his triumph to the stars above. Soul Eater Phantom is an objective, dispassionate fuck who breaks your fingers because it’s beneficial to his plan.

He possessed Bettel because he needs that cunt Magmo sealed, and his usual methods of subtly manipulating his funnyman and making silly coincidences wasn’t working. So, sleep comes for the Jester until he does his work.

>>46260082
seems like they've all been affected by Altare's "bad performance on stream debuff"

>>46260744
That will be the only time they champion.

Nowa...

>>46260626
>Magni mech arms a fking tech priest more or less
>Leader gunblade, blade looks like harden light
>Cybernetic ears on Aniki
???

I WANT MY ALTARE MINECRAFT

>>46260571
Vesper design is so ingrain with Alucard that I don't know where you would start without it being some crappy off shoot of Alucard or any popular Vampire figure.
Vesper already tried to stray away from being a Vampire but Vesties was basically giving him the middle finger saying "no you're a vampire and we're bats, fuck off".

>>46260744
they can't perform under pressure

>>46260763
It's not how they act that's the issue, it's that they're all being possessed. I like the idea of Bettel being possessed more than Altare though, it works well with his "weak" character. Altare should really run with his first rendition of his headcanons....

>>46260763
MAGMO IS UNSEALABLE

Vesper just gave me a kiss, it's over for you losers

>>46260598
>Actual ones to betray the guild

I live for traumatized Magni haunted by regrets over his fallen guild mates and emotionally clinging to the members of HQ/VG. Even though he pretends not to care.

>>46260879
altare barely brings up the regis bit anymore so it doesn’t really matter. i’ve always preferred them being the same entity though.

>>46260905
A coconut with fingers??

>>46260879
What's the first version?

>>46260879
i like the idea of bettel being more competent and confident when hes possessed

TSB just wiped out pakael's team. they're watching TSB's pov right now

https://twitter.com/Hawawa_ex/status/1641475936121163777
This slut.

>>46260924
This is still my favorite headcanon till this day.

>nowa playing an artsy "experience" game
yawn

>>46260567
Kinda similar to Eddie and Venom. Nice headcanon still.

Haven't watched gramps in a while, did he always swear this much?

>>46261053
It's a puzzle game, you friking dumbdumb

>>46260768
That isn't an Altare defuff, it's a Tempus debuff. See: Axel tweeting screenshots of him dealing thousands of damage then sucking shit on stream.

It's useless lore, who gives a fuck? The less of it they have and the less complicated it is, the better. Allows them to come up with their own stuff and gives them more freedom. I'd take Mel's lore of "Vampire girl who drinks acerola juice" over whatever the fuck overcomplicated shit they came up for Council for example

>>46260928
i thought the thing with altare is that he was a former demon king but for some reason he changed sides and made a guild? which is different from bettel who is possessed by a demonic entity (phantom)

You guys weren't kidding when you said Nowa is a bit dumb

>>46261103
No, he used to specifically say he practically never swears

>>46261143
this anon doesn't have any creativity

>>46261066
Ooooo I never thought of it like that… I guess the difference is Bett would think of him and Phantom as some sort of symbiotic pair when in reality Phantom would just be a parasite

>>46260976
Kinda like this
https://twitter.com/FluorArt/status/1568266353303339008

>>46260879
Lol, it's kind of interesting to imagine Bettel as a character like Shimura Kagemaru from Kamisama no Iutoori, where he's hypnotized into being charismatic and evil, but his actual personality is well-meaning yet completely pathetic. Altare is already a bit evil, so it feels like he and Regis are more like partners.

>>46261036
Same, especially when he is clinging to Nowa. Vulnerable Mag is CUTE.

How the fuck do these Apex tournaments work, half the teams are alive going into the last ring

>>46261156
That was his original idea but then he started doing bits of being possessed by Regis so idk

>>46261243
Those last few rings are the true test of skill

>>46261204
imagine an arc where in the end bettel
willingly lets phantom possess him

Top 4?

>>46260816
My bad ,but i still think flayon design and Lore is out of place for Tempus ,all Tempus member is like came out from fate and boom you have shota Mecha

>>46260882
>>46260763
>Magmo Nyarlathotep
>Regis Hastur
>Phantom Yog-Sothoth
>Ina Cthulhu
This is the list of outer gods in my headcanon associated with HoloPro

>>46261243
You get points fore being one of the last teams as well as points for kills. However, the first 4 rounds has a kill point cap of 5. This means the optimal strategy is to not engage people unless you have a massive advantage and just live like a cockroach until the final ring.

>>46261327
let’s be real, hakka’s design is the only one out of VG that matches HQ.

>>46261215
This is actually kino.

>>46261288
>Bettel allowing Phantom to possess him in combat, turning into a confident, capable bastard, similar to Mob and Ekubo.

>>46261360
That sounds dumb but then again I guess trying to make a big clusterfuck battle royale competitive is dumb in the first place

>he dodged the third jab

>>46261424
understood

>>46261317
4rth with 8 kills

I don't think they had to push the guys on the left since they have rails and truck to play against the last three squads

>>46261372
Hakka and shinri > bettel >>>>>>>>>>>flayon

>>46261215
I was just about to post this. I really love the way she interpreted it, and I kind of wish this was his lore rather than the possession thing he started doing. The demon lord masquerading as a hero angle fits his personality better.

>>46261215
KINO

>i look like a ballsack
KEK

>>46261215
this is SO COOL, I like the anti-hero aspect way more

>>46261523
Yeah agreed, it's a fresh take.

Vesper has a pretty good scream, no wonder Altare likes to rape him so much

>>46261372
how does a tengu man fit in with HQ exactly? his design is the exact opposite from them since he's from xenokuni

YAB

>>46261679
ToT

this game will forever be associated with the xbox live indie arcade in my mind

>>46261679
meds

>kid just take your pants off
Uhh, vespies????//??

>kid just take your pants off
flayon come get your pedo

>>46261700
purposefully foreign/asian inspired design for a character that’s SUPPOSED to be from a foreign land > half naked shota robot pilot

>>46260882
BEGONE FOUL BEING

Vesper's screams are so funny.

vespers screams are so cute... god i love my wife

>>46261794
bettel and flayon both have modern designs that go with hq who ALSO have modern aspects to them

my mod has lean in it..
also it randomized who can smoke weed theres other hard drugs too that i might be interested in activating and Magni Vesper and Altare have weed perms. Vesper's also interested in befriending Magni, need some Magnoir kino in my house already..

>>46261878
>>46261893
The two types of Vestiue

god he sounds retarded when he screams kek

>>46261772
When's my uncle gonna do a Loli tier list fr man

those are the screams he makes when I fuck him in the ass btw

>>46261905
>magni
oh yeah this guy smokes weed
>altare and vesper
imagine the anxiety…

>>46260882
Silence, you living tumor. So loud. So dramatic. You exist because the perverted alchemist wills it. My jester dances to the tune I set, believing himself to be his own master. He knows deep within who rules him—he says it himself. But he has no will to defy his precious dog.

You on the other hand, are odious to the alchemist. When did you rise to choke his screams last? Do you feel the countermeasures he’s set against you? Fool. Not even a half baked one at that.

Long after your passing, my human’s shoulder remains my throne.

Apex niggers, are TSB practicing as a full team more than usual? Most other people I've seen don't seem to be playing with their full vsaikyo teams that much, including shitters like La+ who probably need the practice

>>46261905
>Axel can't smoke
How did the game know??

is this stream gonna be a vesper rape sounds simulator?

>>46261679
He would like that, but the spear keeps him at bay. That's how his beef with Vesper started.

>>46261962
i need some weed would do altare good

>They're my people
Vesper...

>>46261961
i like phantom more cause they’re chonky

>>46262001
ToT

>>46262020
dyrbi

>>46261999
i feel like my sims game knows Tempus better than some of the fans do

>>46262020
you just want him to have a sobbing schizo panic attack don’t you anon

>>46262020
i think*
i am definitely not high right now

>>46261962
I want to deprive Magni of his stash and flush them down the toilet. Every time he tries to find a new place to hide it I'll do my best to figure out his stash locations and force him to quit.

>>46262046
>>46262072
as somebody that's had troubles with sleeping and a bad back weed helped a lot. i don't read him as the type that would get anxious from smoking. if anything he might be the giggly type at first

hearing Vesper whimper hyperventilate and scream is turning me on...

>>46262042
Yes. I am a “fat little fuck”. Very plush.

>>46261968
As a full team not so much, but they're still practicing offstream so it's difficult to know

i like the way flayon’s mama drew him here

>>46262181

>>46261954
>>46262181
Can you focus on the tourney, reggie

>>46262160
i wanna see a cute giggly relaxed hightare… i could imagine him getting all clingy and cuddly too ToT

damn brat not even threading his tweets... my attention seeking shota is on the loose

>>46262219
The fuck am I looking at

>dude weed lmao
of course, the american femoid are drug addicts

>>46262234
One day he'll get his DBFZ perms...

>>46261961
I will only be able to think of Phantom speaking like this from now on Also I completely forgot what I posted and thought I just got the most devastating (You) ever.

>>46262258
Casting couch

> he was about to say stupid nigga(er)

>>46262258
vesper on the casting couch

>>46262258
It be magic, my dear anon.

>>46261905
PLEASE ACTIVATE THE REAL SHIT DRUGS AT LEAST ONCE I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES FOR THIS CONTENT

>>46262285
i believe dbfz anon

>>46262274
>he doesn’t chill out with his videogames once a week
literally your loss faggot

>>46262285
I don't believe

>>46262373
>doooood drugs
third world hands type this post

Axel was a cutie during his part

i wanna laugh with vesper and then pat his head/squeeze his hand and reassure him during the scary parts of movies and games
this ojisan is too moe...

You don't do drugs, right /MANS/?

Poor spider...

STILL 20 SQUADS
AAAIIEEEEE

>>46262398
anon just doesn’t know where to find the good shit

>>46262421
Nah, I don't live around black people

>>46262398
>third world
>weed
anon…

>>46262421
Of course not, I destroy my body with safer means like overeating and sleeping too much

>>46262416

>>46261961
Phantom knows...
Thats some Kino stuff anon please do more.

>>46262210
He looks really cute! I want to erase the background for another cute flay

man this is the first time Altare is gonna rape Vesper since I started this playthrough.. I thought he was safe

>>46262421
I'm not american, so I don't need to drown out reality with medication

>>46262421
Of course not, I only drink absurd amounts of vodka and whiskey

>>46262480
>Lure and Rape Here
Jesas

>>46262421
of course not, papa! that's why i pressure cute boys into doing them without me, who else is gonna rape them?

>>46262421
I spend around $2k a month on things worse than hashish but responsibly of course

>>46262421
No
I haven't even had any alcohol

>>46262480
VESPER BEHIND YOU

>>46262480
LFG

>>46262421
Never,
Only women destroy their bodies with sex, alcohol and drugs.

>>46262421
Do antidepressants count?

>>46262480
webm the process please

>>46262480
he looks so smug there lmao

>>46262576
holy kek

>>46262480
Did Vesper have time to stop being traumatized kek