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Nijisanji EN Youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvg/channels
https://www.youtube.com/@FinanaRyugu/channels

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235

Lazulight:
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/3W1W4 (alt)
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu
https://twitter.com/RyuguFinana (alt)

Obsydia:
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki

Ethyria:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (Graduated)

Iluna:
https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nette
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/AiaAmare
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia
https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni
https://twitter.com/RenZott0

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/ZaionLanZa (Graduated)
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/MelocoKyoran
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/KotokaTorahime
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:
https://teamup.com/ks1mraas71v3fjf1c2
https://walfie.github.io/niji-en-pinned/
https://nijien.vercel.app/

To watch streams at the same time:
https://holodex.net/
https://pomuhub.com/
https://niji-mado.web.app/home
Open devtools (F12 key), go to console tab, input the following code, then refresh the page.
localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);
You only need to do this once, or until your browser data is cleared.

NijiEN song playlist:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKN0vyOK8SHelderZX3Vb84zwoAWoTKwR
To loop indefinitely get a browser extension preventing Youtube autopause.

Nijisanji chat log:
https://niji.chats.ninja/#/comment

Aggie archive:
https://catbox.moe/c/fbi2p5

Our Minecraft Server:
ninisani.moe

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

/NijiEN/ fangame VN:
https://dullachan.itch.io/ninisanni-scenario

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

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>> No.46262062
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Ike love!

>> No.46262071
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wuca wuca!

>> No.46262078

>>46261733
Damn that one phantomo is a retard

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>>46262034
Cute OP, is she gonna sing that too?

>> No.46262090
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I LOVE PPOMU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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reminder:
elira's 3d video will be a Niji Gang Bang.
They will finger, lick, and fuck every one of their holes.
We'll get to see Pomu's legs shake uncontrollably as she cums when elira finger fucks her g-spot and finana licks her puffy nipples just the right way and tweaks them the way she likes.

We'll get to hear feesh suppress her cute moans as elira and pomu lick her cute hmong pussy and ass

Then we'll get to hear Elira scream as Pomu gives her the shocker and finger fucks her tight asshole into oblivion while finana jerks off in the corner
(and also selen will be there for some reason)

>> No.46262094

sex with mysta

>> No.46262119
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sonny LOVE

>> No.46262121

>>46262017
he moved to a different time slot
most of the nemen sisters are in his timezone
profit

>> No.46262129

>>46261901
Where did Vox and Fuuchan fujos went?

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she disintegrated

>> No.46262156
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I love my bird wife Enna!

>> No.46262167

>>46262129
they have jobs

>> No.46262172

They're trying to censor Rosemi again...

>> No.46262174

>>46262078
So it was an actual Reimu fan that made a genuine livepost from that stream but they misinterpreted what Reimu said and caused this "drama". Remember to livepost responsibly anons.

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>>46262093
No wonder Pomu said Elira's video is the best

>> No.46262221

>>46262121
>he hasn't seen the unanimous celebration when alban schedules an NA-friendly stream

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>> No.46262242

>>46262093
>(and also selen will be there for some reason)
kek

>> No.46262271

>>46262235
i like canvas more than tapestry but i wish the acrylic size is bigger

>> No.46262279

>>46262221
I have
I was one of them

>> No.46262306

>>46262121
Wrong, a lot of his fans complain about his timezone. Him acting more and more like a child prostitute is probably what hooked them.

>> No.46262317

>>46262174
How the fuck did he listen to that and understood that management banned them from interacting

>> No.46262326
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Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

>> No.46262371

>mysta hates elf
unbased

>> No.46262381
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Akurei thriving!
Vox and Reimu will overcome capcom perms with the power of love!

>> No.46262383

>>46262317
maybe they weren't sure because I remember they deleted the post

>> No.46262404
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>> No.46262431

>>46262371
elf is too american

>> No.46262449

Instead of misinterpreting shit said on stream why don't you just make shit up and spread in everywhere and push it as the truth. Worked for everything on this libel ridden board.

>> No.46262478

>>46262431
what is even a british christmas movie

>> No.46262510
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yeah I like reimu endou from Nijisanji English

>> No.46262518
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>>46262371
Me and my mother tried to watch Elf one Christmas and we turned it off because we both found it too retarded. So I felt quite close to Mysta when he said that.

>> No.46262532

>>46262449
DOPPIO IS ABOUT TO STREAM RISING ZAN SAMURAI GUNMAN ENDURANCE STREAM

>> No.46262550

>>46262167
Albanians are older women, they have jobs too

>> No.46262590

>>46262478
I hope a British anon can answer

>> No.46262597
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>>46262518
but you watch mysta

>> No.46262626
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>> No.46262636

>>46262597
Yes, but you see Will Ferrell is not a cute anime boy.

>> No.46262649

>>46262518
you didn't watch it at school? I was forced to watch it every year back in middle school

>> No.46262668

>>46262649
Nah, we watched Home Alone instead.

>> No.46262687

>>46262636
you got me there

>> No.46262701

>>46262636
Neither is Mysta

>> No.46262704

>>46262121
There's more takos when he's doing a NA stream

>> No.46262723

>>46262510
ok vox

>> No.46262777
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>>46262701

>> No.46262802

Another Petra stream lets goo. Another zatsu too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejWhCKHVjOs

>> No.46262827

Millie will always be a liability to Enna and I find it kind of poetic that Millie also says Enna holds her back. Deep thinking shit right here, right here.

>> No.46262830

Pretending the men don't exist is the best vtuber related decision I've made

>> No.46262864

>>46262830
As long as you don't actively anti them.

>> No.46262886

Whoa thought I stepped into nenmen for a second

>> No.46262892

>>46262830
based

>> No.46262896

>>46262830
Lesbian quildren...

>> No.46262897

>>46262704
nah they livepost up a storm when he does his jst streams

>> No.46262933

oh they read out the vaporeon copypasta

>> No.46262988

>>46262777
This artist’s chibi are so cute

>> No.46263001

>>46262478
We don't celebrate xmas in the american way so we don't really have movies. Instead we watch the anerican ones

>> No.46263013

I think Ike is important.

>> No.46263029

>>46263001
>We don't celebrate xmas in the american way
How do you celebrate it then?

>> No.46263036

>>46262827
Millie is one of the few things keeping Enna's sanity in check

>> No.46263037
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POMU SEX

>> No.46263053

>>46263001
would the muppets scrooge movie be considered a british christmas movie

>> No.46263069

>>46262897
I'm jealous of them. He always streams at one of the two timeslots I can never catch

>> No.46263117

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p_CoTERIoU
why is this unlisted

>> No.46263122

>>46263001
WHY DONT YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

>> No.46263167

>>46262478
Love Actually

>> No.46263183

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIrOpyj08-g
I forgot this stream was happening today

>> No.46263199

>>46263122
It's offensive for the Muslim immigrants, please understand

>> No.46263215

>>46263029
my family have an uno tournament that gets very intense. We introduced Uno Flip last year and a fist fight almost broke out.

>> No.46263229

>>46262550
which fanbase is neets?

>> No.46263256

>>46263167
ill accept this answer

>> No.46263269
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how can someone hate this cute, funny, amazing, entertaining, retarded, happy, gacha gaming, quirky, retarded feesh?

>> No.46263280

>>46263229
mystakes

>> No.46263328

wheres the anon who said petra wouldnt do minecraft again
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1641343312950071299

>> No.46263329

I WANT KINDER EGGS BACK, YOURE RIGHT IKE

>> No.46263335

>>46263269
educate yourself

>> No.46263373
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>>46263335
im educated in feesh and know that i love feesh

>> No.46263415
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>> No.46263421

>>46263229
Pomies

>> No.46263422

Seeing how much /MANS/ seethed when NijiEN showed up in Rio's stream earlier and how this thread was positive and unity in comparison was really eyeopening.

>> No.46263451
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>>46263415

>> No.46263453

>>46263421
It's true I am a neet and a Pomie

>> No.46263481

I wish I was Rosemi's keyboard rn

>> No.46263497

>>46263422
the holofag cries out as he strikes you

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>>46263451

>> No.46263518

>mika, pay 100 bucks
>umm akshually no YOU PARASOCIAL FUCKS

>> No.46263536

>>46263421
They wish

>> No.46263538
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>>46263421
I wish I didn't have bills to pay and could just be a NEET all day...

>> No.46263557

>>46263280
only Rebecca is a smelly neet

>> No.46263562
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>>46263502

>> No.46263568

Sometimes there's a little latina in Rosemi's accent

>> No.46263588

>>46263557
She goes to school

>> No.46263596

>>46263557
there's no way mystake schizo has a job

>> No.46263634
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There’s another Mysta stream tonight, collab with kyo

>> No.46263660
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Mysta love! I'm just going back and listening to the EN boys singing at Rio's... I love the song Uki chose, it's one of my favorites. Mysta was so cute and high energy, and Shu was also fun. I'm so happy today

>> No.46263662

>>46263634
what is that thumbnail

>> No.46263689

>>46263596
Didn’t she said she used to have jobs

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>>46263562

>> No.46263714

>>46263422
I've been on this board long enough to not be bothered by tribalism but it was sad to see NijiEN fans in that thread be torn a new one for simply trying to be friendly. People saying "thanks for watching my oshi, I love yours too" met with "kill yourself Nijinigger".

>> No.46263719

>>46263634
gross

>> No.46263746

>>46263634
ew

>> No.46263772

>>46263714
Unity with such barbarism is surely impossible.

>> No.46263787

>>46263714
As if this thread doesn’t do the same thing, tribalfags everywhere

>> No.46263839

>>46263787
Go ahead and compare both our threads during that stream. Stark contrast.

>> No.46263847

>>46263689
had isn't has

>> No.46263849

>>46263714
unfortunately most of /vt/ are just /vpol/ drones mindlessly repeating a flowchart they saw

>> No.46263852

>>46263787
i love green girl

>> No.46263866

>we're talking about mass genocide and i'm not talking about sans

>> No.46263867

>>46263852
i love peony too bro!

>> No.46263882

>>46263422
>>46263714
It was one or two shitposters obviously trying to stir up a tribalfag war. A lot of people were friendly to the nijifans in the thread. Don't fall for falseflaggers.

>> No.46263890

I want this new meme but with Rosemi/Finana/Ike/Shu/Vox
https://twitter.com/sweepswoop_/status/1640200973392936961

>> No.46263898

>>46263787
Holobros routinely bring up their girls ITT when it's relevant and they aren't met that level of animosity.

>> No.46263905

>>46263867
nice

>> No.46263935

>>46263787
I've gotten a lot more shit recently for telling people to not be tribalfags

>> No.46263944
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I love this Rose like you wouldn’t believe!

>> No.46263950

>>46263882
Didn't seem that way to me, man... Way too many people expressing disgust at once as soon as Uki made his appearance known.

>> No.46263993

>>46263714
There were a lot of falseflaggers, you’re probably one of them

>> No.46264015
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>>46263950
Just like this thread

>> No.46264038

>>46263950
Holofags are homophobic?

>> No.46264039

>>46263634
>kyo
ew

>> No.46264042

>>46263944
your rose is dumb

>> No.46264053

>>46263898
Anon please you are failing even at threadreading at this point

>> No.46264072

>>46263847
She’s in school right now. Do you have a crush on her?

>> No.46264088

>>46264015
Eh, people only really seethe at Uki here when he pulls a Luigi and wins shit without doing anything. Otherwise he's just a harmless non-entity.

>> No.46264091

>>46263898
Maybe not the same level yeah but there are sometimes a few shitposts

>> No.46264098

>>46264015
We have nothing against Uki here

>> No.46264126
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>>46263709

>> No.46264151

>>46264038
Based

>> No.46264178

>>46264088
>just a harmless non-entity
see: opportunity cost

>> No.46264181

the boys talking about jesus is entertaining

>> No.46264204
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I love Pomu with all my heart

>> No.46264213

>>46264072
No I tried to give her advice once and she was endlessly negative so I dislike her

>> No.46264261
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>>46264015
Nijinig and the Holobrony.
You like that? Made those names up myself

Figured both corpos need to have a name now.
Hoffman! Call the patent office copyright Holobrony, I want a quarter every time someone says it!

>> No.46264278

>>46264151
>being a homophobe in the rainbow company thread
ishygddt

>> No.46264294

>>46264261
Good post

>> No.46264313

>>46264261
KEK

>> No.46264343

>>46262830
Until they collab with your oshi

>> No.46264353

Is the PC port of DMC 5 good?

>> No.46264382
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Pull her devil trigger!

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>>46264353
Yes it’ll be a lot better when she plays it

>> No.46264422

>>46264382
Devil trigger is a euphemism or "clitoris"

>> No.46264434

>>46264261
if you permabanned everyone with either of those words in their post history you would purge /vt/ of like 99% of the cancerous posters
wouldn't be surprised if a lot of other boards suddenly had a bit less shitposters too

>> No.46264448

Why Rosemi has a fascist outfit?

>> No.46264455
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>>46264422
hehe

>> No.46264471

>>46264353
i can't recall having any issues with it. It even ran on my old gtx 960, so it seemed well optimized to me

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>> No.46264475

>>46264448
she's in the band

>> No.46264527

Okay yeah I looked at that /MANS/ thread and it’s pretty much just the same shit we get whenever Selen collabs with a Holo girl kek

>> No.46264541

>>46264278
.>Gay
Uki
>Bi
Fulgur, Alban, Ike, Mysta, Vox, Doppio, Hex
>Homoflexible
Sonny
>Straight
Luca, Ren, Kyo, Ver (exception for Jack Frost), Aster

>> No.46264568

>>46264541
>.

>> No.46264571

>>46264527
Why are sisters like that?

>> No.46264599

>>46264527
The only people that watch Selen are Dragoons in /HAHA/ and they all wish Selen was a Holomem

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>Everyone here acts like they're angels who did no wrong

Alright fuckers, Say 1 (ONE) nice thing about the TTT collab with her.

>> No.46264610

>>46264568
> >.

>> No.46264629

>>46264541
>Ver
>straight
No..not like this...

>> No.46264630

>>46264568
where's your millielaugh.jpg I know I'm retarded

>> No.46264633

>>46264527
I remember the Holofags going to /HAHA/ to talk about the collabs

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>>46264261
kek I read this in his voice

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>> No.46264683

How do these people have places where they're allowed dogs? Nowhere here allows dogs

>> No.46264684

Rosemi gaming, she’s gonna use dictation to style swap

>> No.46264692

>>46264602
GREEN AUTISTIC MOOSE
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>> No.46264710

>>46264633
I always knew sisters were the tribalfags

>> No.46264732

Every Rosemi DMC stream is becoming more kino than the last

>> No.46264735
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got large soda and a bigmac

>> No.46264740

>>46264629
He won't suck your cock anon, I'm sorry

>> No.46264744

>>46264602
AHH I HATE THIS FUCKING MOOSE I WANT TO RUN HER OVER WITH MY F250!!

>> No.46264742

>>46264541
Are doppi and hex really?

>> No.46264751

All this time you retards are spending schizoposting about sisters is time you could be using to livepost about Rosemi. Faggots.

>> No.46264755

>>46264602
im sorry... there is nothing nice i can say about her..
i... i kneel...

>> No.46264758

>>46264735
You will be dead in 10 years

>> No.46264783

>>46264527
Funnily enough that thread is still worse than this one in some ways. They have a LOT more insecure males. Can't go more than two threads without some closeted fag complaining that he's the last straight male on planet earth because someone dared show attraction to a male vtuber.

>> No.46264788
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>> No.46264797
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https://youtu.be/Q2mmxPpyn2I?t=13839

>> No.46264792

>>46264758
nice

>> No.46264810

>>46264663
post full image...

>> No.46264814
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>>46264735
bud...

>> No.46264815

>>46264751
she was restarting her game, it kept crashing, i turned it off

>> No.46264837

>>46264742
Admittedly Hex is based on hearsay, can't verify it but I believe it

>> No.46264842

>>46264751
even I, yeah you know who I am, got bored of trash talking the lazy rosewhore, she is irremediable.

>> No.46264852

>>46264758
NTA but thanks god, I'll go buy some more soda tomorrow

>> No.46264861

>>46264788
kek this actually made me think she played world of goo...

>> No.46264868
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>>46264735
SHARE THE BIG MAC PLEASE

>> No.46264878

Bingo status?

>> No.46264882

>>46264751
i don't like rosemi though

>> No.46264884

>>46264602
>HEY POMU WE KNOW YOURE GONNA GET YOUR SURGERY DONE CAN YOU TALK TO THE VIEWERS BEFORE YOU DIE

>> No.46264885

>>46264751
I'm watching Hex and CyYu

>> No.46264891

>>46264735
this bud will be baked soon, alhamdulillah

>> No.46264898
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>> No.46264914

>>46264602
She put her foot in her mouth but at least it was well-intentioned. Wish she collabed with Pomu again sometime, I think a direct collab between them would go as well as the one with Melody went.

>> No.46264925

>>46264868
ok you can have the middle bun

>> No.46264943

>>46264878
zonk knuckle

>> No.46264947

>>46264742
Doppio never try to hide it

>> No.46264953

>>46264751
As long as you promise to not have a spergeout when we livepost about a Selen-Holo collab, sister

>> No.46264958

>>46264751
I'm catching up on VODs today but I did watch her TLOU stream! It was nice

>> No.46265005

>>46264783
They are just like Pomies with their /soc/posting

>> No.46265032

>>46264953
I have liveposted Selen's Apex practice all week. In fact, the worst thing about her collabs is the fact that Axel won't fucking listen to her because she's got better gamesense than him even though he's the captain. It keeps getting them killed in the lategame when positioning is key and they have to anticipate where the other teams are.

>> No.46265036

>>46264740
guy is pathetic enough to be convinced to

>> No.46265043

what does it say about rosemi that watching her try and get voice recognition controls working is more entertaining than her actually playing the game?

>> No.46265048

>>46264797
If Elira talked like that all the time she'd be the comfiest vtuber in existence.

>> No.46265055

Rosemi's accent is incomprehensible

>> No.46265078
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Cute
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1641366123517190144

>> No.46265099

>>46265055
https://streamable.com/wqntzt

>> No.46265107

>>46265043
that rosemi is more entertaining than DMC 4

>> No.46265120

>>46265032
>>>/vt/HAHA

>> No.46265126

>>46265043
that she should learn how to play

>> No.46265132

>>46265005
>Pomies are brotuberfags
>MANS are brotuberfags
THEY ARE

>> No.46265139

>>46265032
sounds more like selen should be a better team player and listen to the captain

>> No.46265144

>>46264353
Like most other RE games, it's incredibly well optimized for low end hardware. Even RE Village plays great on something like the Steam Deck. Outside of the focus on realistic visuals, it's basically the successor to MT Framework and how games there ran like a jamaican on drugs.

>> No.46265148

>>46265078
ugh gross

>> No.46265152

>>46265032
ok, how does alex compare to bobon ?

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>>46265078
Who's princess peach at the top

>> No.46265174

>>46264541
I refuse to believe Aster is straight

>> No.46265189

>>46265036
He's Korean but in the straight way

>> No.46265198

>>46265032
Axel's a man. His ego is too big and he's too prideful so of course he's not going to listen to a woman.

>> No.46265211

Rosemi is just like my dad trying to interact with the Google Home

>> No.46265210

Rosemi will not survive the AI uprising

>> No.46265209

>>46265043
Does DMC4 need voice recognition or something? I just tuned in and I don't get why she needs Cortana to work to progress the game.

>> No.46265232

poe expansion in 15 minutes

>> No.46265248

https://twitter.com/KotokaTorahime/status/1641511935756877824
Kotoka.............

>> No.46265256

>>46264541
>Homoflexible
It was a mistype, please let her rest

>> No.46265268

>>46265198
All of the men they've brought in to coach them, like RPR, agree with me. Axel, like all Australians, has irl server lag going on in his brain.

>> No.46265273

I wanted to sign up for the audition but then I remembered I don't have any experience...

>> No.46265281

>>46265232
>Power over Ethernet expansion
nice

>> No.46265283

can someone tell this dumb bitch her mouse cursor is on the screen?

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>>46265232
Should I start playing it now?

>> No.46265298

>>46265209
DMC 4 is too old to recognize modern controllers so she can't swap stances as Dante by using her D-pad. She decided to use her keyboard to swap instead and then had the idea to see if she could use Cortana to press the keys with her voice.

>> No.46265302

>>46265248
>take it easy on streaming for a few weeks
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.46265308

>>46265139
>the captain is worse than her
No

>> No.46265313

>>46265296
wait a week..

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>>46264629
What do you mean by "he's straight?"
https://vocaroo.com/13Ec60xMkCe9

>> No.46265335

>>46262830
Based.

>> No.46265357

>>46262830
this anon has reach true enlightenment

>> No.46265377

>>46265248
What the fuck already, more bad news?!

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>>46265313
Ok myanon...

>> No.46265386

>>46262830
>all these replies
Why are PST NEETs like this?

>> No.46265402

>Vergil has no maidens
Then how was Nero formed???

>> No.46265411

>>46265273
you should still sign up anyways anon

>> No.46265433

>>46265402
uhh mitosis

>> No.46265456

>>46265402
mpreg

>> No.46265462

>>46262830
But if I did that I wouldn't be able to groom cute briskadets

>> No.46265493

>>46265273
I'm ignoring their streaming experience requirement and going for it, what have you got to lose. Neither of us are getting in anyway

>> No.46265501

>>46265402
What did Nero's mom say to Vergil to convince him to have sex with her? Like, does Vergil even understand what sex is?

>> No.46265505

>>46265273
yeah what the other guy said. in normal job applications, the job experience line is a filter you just ignore

>> No.46265509
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Youtube asking me how I feel about Pomu streams...

>> No.46265517

>>46265248
this is why she shouldn't take a bath!!!!!

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>> No.46265534

>>46265248
Penance for taking that bath with Warawa

>> No.46265544

>>46265248
This Gyaru has horrid luck, fuck.

>> No.46265548

>>46265533
waste of space

>> No.46265571

>>46265402
He unironically got RAPED by a Horny Nun

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>>46265533
cute hag!

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>>46265548

>> No.46265588

>>46265248
Didn't she just have another family emergency earlier in the winter? This is one of the unluckiest years I've seen someone have in a long time.

>> No.46265612

>>46265571
iwtwm

>> No.46265643

>>46265411
I will!
I don't want to give up before giving it a honest try at least
>>46265493
I hope you will make it in too! We can become friends...
>>46265505
Is that really how people do it? I am a dumb NEET so I'd think they wouldn't pick me over someone with all those lines filled...

>> No.46265645

>>46265248
Stop taking a bath you stinky gyaru

>> No.46265676

>The contrast between how comfy Rosemi is talking about mpreg and omegaverse and how incredibly uncomfortable she was when Trish and Lady were on screen
Hard to imagine there are people who unironically try pushing yuri ships with this girl

>> No.46265705

>>46265548
Phantomos are still mad about Nina?

>> No.46265738

>>46265571
>implying people think Vergil is hot

>> No.46265775
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>>46265509
Looks accurate to me

>> No.46265795

>>46265643
I do recruitment for my copany and while there are a lot of things that count an applicant out at first glance, experience isn't one of them. You fuck up your CV formatting? I'm putting you in the no pile, you haven't worked in the industry before but have transferable skills, I'll consider giving you a first interview.

>> No.46265811

>>46265645
her natural stench was enough to ward off bad spirits

>> No.46265821

>>46265273
>>46265643
the job application is literally a way to harvest your information and sell it. They ask you literally everything about your identity. The people urging you to complete an application are Niji managers eager to get more people's dox they can file away and sell.

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>>46265795
>copany
into the no pile this post goes

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>>46265795
>You fuck up your CV formatting?
I hope my CV has good formatting...

>> No.46265867

>>46265821
you sound legitimately schizophrenic

>> No.46265875
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>> No.46265899

>>46265846
It's 4am and I am retarded but yes, no job for me based off this post

>> No.46265913

>>46265867
he's right though. they're selling your information.

>> No.46265921

>>46265705
Can you blame them? Nina successfully climbed out of the Luxiem leech hole and got a stable fanbase watching her again while reimu is still a mid 3view despite not having a collab with Luxiem in months. They're jealous.

>> No.46265923

>>46265795
>You fuck up your CV formatting? I'm putting you in the no pile
Getting the strong impression you shouldn't be doing that job

>> No.46265926

>>46265875
Koto-chan...

>> No.46265945

>>46265875
kotoka...

>> No.46265948

>>46265875
Poor koto....

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>>46265850
Post your CV here and let me review it pomie

>> No.46265964

>>46265875
hasn't she been doing fine stream-wise? dumb gyaru take care of yourself

>> No.46265980

>>46265921
>be honey
>can think only in numbers
fanbase reflects the streamer

>> No.46266004

>>46265273
I have applied every audition since last year, and will continue to do so.
and i get 1 view every time lmao, fucking Hololive viewed my application more times than Niji has over 5 applications combined

>> No.46266011

>>46265643
if you don't ignore the experience line you will be chasing entry level jobs for 5 years

>> No.46266031

>>46265850
Remember that time when Aia and Mysta said the most important thing about a resume/CV are specific numbers and factoids about your roles, responsibilities, and accomplishments? That's real. I've reviewed applications before and the single biggest differentiator between good and bad resumes was whether the applicants were phrasing everything vaguely/generically or were namedropping specific things they achieved. People format their CVs in a variety of styles which I found generally acceptable so long as they weren't completely illegible and followed a logical ordering.

>> No.46266036
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>>46265875
Koto...don't make me cry

>> No.46266038

>>46265923
A big part of the jobs I recruit for involves being able to use word, if someone can't bullet point right they aren't what I'm after.

>> No.46266052

Poor kotoka is fucking cursed

>> No.46266087

>>46266004
At least you get a view

>> No.46266112

>>46266087
no anon... that 1 view is my accidentally clicking the video

>> No.46266129

>>46265875
Kotoko...

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>>46266112
You can give yourself a view?

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>>46265875
>I'm currently going through a stage regretting that I should have shown my love more towards a family member of mine.
Be honest, /nijiEN/. How many of you would be in this same position if you got THAT phone call right now?

>> No.46266199

>>46266112
this motherfucker got his grandma to open his video...

>> No.46266202

>>46266004
>fucking Hololive
do they reply saying you didn't made it or you just have to guess after months of silence? I never understood how their always active applications work because they barely debut anyone, if I applied one year ago do I keep waiting or do I send another one???

>> No.46266218

>>46266038
>being able to use word
LOL so everyone on the planet? What kind of fucking standard is that?
Anyway you should hire people based on IQ, you'll get actual good results. That's literally the only thing that matters.

Donald Trump even figured this out and has given speeches about this (without explicitly saying it but hinting very strongly). Basically some people are born with higher intelligence, if you hire them you make money. It's that simple.

>> No.46266219

>>46265980
Phantomos are the biggest numberfags that shit an entire thread because someone won't livepost their boring oshi.

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>>46265954
Doxxing myself here is too scary

>> No.46266260

>>46266192
that position is why i ended up being parasocial to my kamioshi

>> No.46266270

>>46266202
only the indies like phase connect, prism and idol have sent me back anything saying i didnt make it
the big corpos just tell you silently to fuck off

>> No.46266276

>>46266192
i'll probably eat a bullet when my dad dies

>> No.46266279

>>46266251
>pomie
I already know you're brazilian.

>> No.46266306

>>46265954
>posting that with Ike's rapey incest-loving smile
kowai

>> No.46266359

>>46266219
>delusion of a numberfag
To numberfag you need big numbers, so stop lying and go back to /#/

>> No.46266373

>>46266270
tbf I'd imagine those 3 dont get nearly as many applications so replying to them is easier

>> No.46266386

can we livepost about rosemi instead? the CV talk has my neet anxiety spiking

>> No.46266391

>46266219
I'm not even going to give you a (You) for that weak ass bait.

>> No.46266405

>>46266276
damn, i'm sorry the rest of your family hate you that much.

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>>46266192
The only family I'm close to are my parents and brother and I've made an effort to reinforce my relationship with them over the past year. So while I'd be sad, I don't think I'd have too many regrets

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>>46266391
please... i need the (You)'s to feed my family...

>> No.46266440

>>46266218
Bruh filtering out 50% of people automatically because they suck at using a basic office 365 programme is far more useful than referencing IQ and Trump of all people

>> No.46266481

I don't want to read the thread, what are anons talking about right now

>> No.46266490

>>46266192
I'm already mentally prepared for when it's time for my grandma.

>> No.46266500
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>>46266279
Yeah, but that's different from knowing my full name and address. It's pretty close to this one though. I just removed some stuff to make it 1 page long.

https://files.catbox.moe/o11s3p.pdf

>> No.46266507

>>46266218
VTuber agencies would hire based on the lowest IQ scores

>> No.46266519

>>46266218
I always knew Ennaschizo was some retard with zero clue how the real world works. I'm glad there's finally confirmation of that.

>> No.46266548

i swear every post in this thread is made by enna

>> No.46266553
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>>46266500
>pdf
do I dare open?

>> No.46266579
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>>46266192
I'll feel indifferent because I've been the punching bag of my entire family sine I was a child and everyone hates me and I don't talk to anyone. The only person who ever defended me was my grandmother and she passed away in 2019. I don't have anyone who cares about me besides my oshi.

>> No.46266580

>>46266500
is that your real github and linkedin?

>> No.46266581

>>46266500
you forgot your linkedin and github dipan

>> No.46266608

>>46266580
>>46266581
No dummies, this is just a template.

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>>46266500
>Since 2017, I have been in love with Linux. I recently switched to Mac OS, which feels like a premium of Linux.

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>>46266548
Ennama your ass, hah gottem.

>> No.46266623

i swear every post in this thread is made by sonny

>> No.46266633

>>46266440
>far more useful than referencing IQ and Trump of all people
yeah bro, some sluggish, stupid, barely-human moron who struggles to use a basic word program would totally be a better hire than a STEM graduate like me who writes his own code. You're such a great hiring manager, you really know how to pick em.

You know that after what you've said I basically consider you subhuman trash right? Probably from some third world shithole.

>> No.46266635

>>46266500
Holy shit you actually posted a CV, please tell me the information isn't real

>> No.46266647

>>46266500
wait youre not actually brazilian?

>> No.46266671

>>46266635
Read the reply chain retard

>> No.46266694

holy fucking shit this new poe league is so good

>> No.46266703

>>46266500
The formatting is great. The fact you posted it on /vt/ though...

>> No.46266745
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>>46266500
>macos is premium linux
Redhat Linux.....

>> No.46266760
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false alarm bros, I've seen this before, that's not really him, he picked off someone elses CV from the internet and is trying to pass it off as his own for (You)s.

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>>46266500
holy FUCK my sides are in orbit
>Relevant classes with programming
>for no fucking reason you put, "Study of Serial Killers and their Motives"

holy shit im actually dying laughing so hard

>> No.46266778
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THIS IS JUST A TEMPLATE FROM OVERLEAF IT'S NOT ME JESUS CHRIST

https://www.overleaf.com/latex/templates/russelresume/zqnypvvjsfvq

>> No.46266780

>>46266760
he literally said it's a template..

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>>46266762
dumb pentomo....

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>>46266780
yeah but who actually reads the whole chain of replies before replying? bitch this /nijien/

>> No.46266834

Some of you guys are really bad at reading

>> No.46266836
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>>46266778
whatever you say, John

>> No.46266837

>>46266778
anons can't read pls undastand

>> No.46266842

>>46266760
>and is trying to pass it off as his own for (You)s.
READ nigga READ
>>46266500
>"It's pretty close to this one though."
>>46266608
>"No dummies, this is just a template."

>> No.46266845
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>>46266760
I mean, not the first time someone doxxed themselves here.

>> No.46266861

>>46266829
even his post where he posted the link said "it's pretty close to this one", read nigger, read

>> No.46266895

Don't let this distract you from the fact that pomie did not deny the fact that he was brazilian.

>> No.46266902
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[Daily Reminder] Enna is a Holofag

>> No.46266931

>>46266845
like that one femanon who wanted to share her fanfic or something but forgot to turn on Anonymous mode on the docs, so she doxxed herself?

>> No.46266936

>>46266778
I believe you but its still strange that a template leads to a real linkdin/github

>> No.46266960

>>46266902
remember when Enna lied about being a pomudachi

>> No.46266978

>>46266902
Enna is a piece of shit

>> No.46266985

I really wish I could smell Rosemi's feet

>> No.46266994

>>46266902
>calli
good taste
>Irys
good taste
>enner
mediocre taste

>> No.46266997

>>46266861
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>46266936
and that github has commits this month too

>> No.46267017
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>>46266895
Porque eu sou brasileiro

>> No.46267062

>>46267017
down you wild animal down boy

>> No.46267075

>>46266902
Enna calls everyone her oshi. Enna being a fake bitch for calling everyone her oshi was an Ennaschizo talking point, in fact. Why should it mean something now?

>> No.46267081

>>46266270
AkioAir didn't even send me a rejection, lol

>> No.46267091
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>>46266902
Is this the latest "Enna did a thing and I'm upset about it" post?

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>>46267062

>> No.46267135

>>46267075
but who is enna's real kamioshi?

>> No.46267142

>>46267123
He gets us

>> No.46267151

Vtubers should never call any fellow vtuber their oshi because it just leads to people calling you a liar no matter how close to the truth it is

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>>46267135

>> No.46267199

>>46267135
Me

>> No.46267200

>>46266931
Or the teacher anon

>> No.46267207

>>46267151
When I become a vtuber I'll just be my own oshi

>> No.46267216

>>46267091
Enna looks cute, and acts a bit cute. But everything she says and does is the most vile garbage imaginable. The people who haven't figured this out have trouble connecting the dots.

>> No.46267222

>>46267151
true you'll never know everything like a 32month member would so don't bother

>> No.46267229

>>46267199
Reimu?!

>> No.46267232

>>46267135
Idk. I guess Putin if you ask the schizo.

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>>46267216
Don't care nigger.

>> No.46267249

yfw Brazilian Pomie is the least ESL anon here, since none of you niggas know how to read

>> No.46267253

>>46266845
Remember that time a teacher doxxed his school name and we got him fired? Also there was a Californian Kindred who doxxed herself in nenmen that was pretty funny too.

>> No.46267255

>>46267229
Si, senor

>> No.46267329

>>46266845
That briskadet who posted her flight number a few weeks ago...

>> No.46267339

>>46267255
I wonder if Reimu still comes here after the incident

>> No.46267340

thank you chris wilson

>> No.46267362

>>46266902
Holofags will now call her based because they're just that braindead. Screenshot this.

>> No.46267364

>>46266622
ok, but only because you asked

>> No.46267385
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46267385

Do you really believe it?

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>>46267364
Stream it you litle bitch

>> No.46267409

>>46267385
the most forced interaction of the 2023 so far.

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>>46266902
Every EN is
I don't get why anons are pretending they aren't or something

>> No.46267429

>>46266845
Ronaldo or whoever the dragoon, I’ll never forget you!

>> No.46267437

>>46267339
I literally just confirmed that I was Reimu
Hostia joder! ¡¡Me cago en tu putísima madre!!

>> No.46267439
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>>46266192
I'd be in shock since I'm not that affectionate of a person and too stuck living in the moment.

>> No.46267446

>>46267135
It's Mori and >>46267075 is a retard threadreader

>> No.46267462

>>46267446
FAT FUCK

>> No.46267471

>>46267409
Well duh, it involved an ethyria member

>> No.46267545

>>46266500
style is good if you go forward with this template. I've heard "one page for every 10 years" as a guideline, so ymmv with two pages. Indians tend to send in 10 pages listing off every role and responsibility; depends on the HR policy, but sometimes it just works.
I don't think HS content should make the cut unless there's something crazy. my preferred order is summary > work experience > uni projects (if new graduate) > education > achievements/certs > skills/language > interest/hobby

>> No.46267591

Rosemi HATES Big Picture mode!

>> No.46267618

>>46267446
Kinda explains why she deals with antis by calling them out instead of ignoring them

>> No.46267625

>>46267591
i also hate big picture mode lmao
it fucking sucks and its asinine to exit when you accidentally enter it

>> No.46267631

>>46267426
This may actually be the first time I've ever seen a distorted Aster image.

>> No.46267700

This is why I prefer to emulate old games even if there's a PC port.

>> No.46267735

>>46266500
Keep it to a single page
Ditch the summary, HR is getting hundreds of applications in the tech industry these days and they sure as fuck aren't going to spend the time reading that
Interest section is also fluff that they won't care about

>> No.46267743
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46267743

Rosemi's next costume but it's King themed

>> No.46267741

>>46267700
>emulate
consider yourself silently suspended bucko

>> No.46267752

can you imagine what this place would be like if we all suddenly got ids?

>> No.46267775

I will become your prince in time, just be patient. I will be the apple of your eye that you so desire. I will shoot my shot and give you boundless joy. I promise you, you will have my everything.

>> No.46267778

I've been stalking the girls in the split and I know which fanbase I want a girlfriend from now

>> No.46267831

>>46267778
well spill the beans, who are the most worthy of being wed?

>> No.46267842

>>46267735
2 pages are okay outside of America, single page resumes are too brief.

>> No.46267876

>>46267741
What I meant to say was I play a copy that I legally own and have dumped myself via perfectly legal emulation software!

>> No.46267890

>>46267775
did you send in your application?

>> No.46267909

>>46267831
Albanians are the cutest, they think they're rapists but really they just need to be controlled and dominated.

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>>46267752
Not much will change sadly. But you can point out the ip hopping people replying to themselves more easily.

>> No.46267922

>>46267700
In fairness, Xbox 360 and PS3 emulation weren't really ideal or much of a thing by the time DMC4 special edition came out. Plus the system requirements just weren't worth it at the time, and the most "modern" controllers at the time were either for the Xbox 360 or the Xbone which recently got driver support.
Of course, things are much better nowadays.

>> No.46267953

>>46267909
stay away from them

>> No.46267979

>>46267920
do you realize how many schizos I play as daily?

>> No.46267985

>>46267876
In Japan Nintendo would sue you for that.

>> No.46267986

>>46267876
you're on thin fucking ice bud

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>>46267979
Yes, I know, because you're one of the schizos I play as.

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>>46267985
No worries John Nintendo I play all of your games specifically through completely legal means.

>> No.46268064

>>46268043
I wrote this.

>> No.46268066

>>46267922
i was scratching my head cuz i could swear this game released on pc

>> No.46268077

>>46268050
DO NOT EMULATE

>> No.46268087

>>46267985
We don't live in commie infested Asia, anon. We live in the glorious free world in North America.

>> No.46268100

>>46267953
No need to defend them, they're practically begging for it, I'll just be giving them what the need

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>>46268100
stay away from the takaradachis, youre going to scare them off again

>> No.46268185

>>46267831
>beans
>Albanians
>alban
this is pretty funny

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>>46268077
hey guys welcome to my pokemon yellow playthrough streamed on a legitimately acquired N64 through N64 gameboy adapter compatibility with pokemon stadium. don't forget to tune in tomorrow too when we stream boktai in my backyard on a gamecube with the gba player peripheral attached.

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i should

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>>46268197
BAD MARIPET JOHN NINTENDO IS COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO SEIZE YOUR PC

>> No.46268261

I think Ike should date me.

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>>46268233
caught you slipping

>> No.46268275

>>46268197
>i have all that
anyone wanna see a crystal chronicles playthrough

>> No.46268294

>>46268066
It did, DMC4 came out not too long after the PS3/360 versions in 2008 IIRC, just with Games For Windows Live as one big ugly tumor. They just reported it again to PC with Special Edition along with PS4/Xbone versions to test the waters and see if people even wanted a DMC5.
If it's anything like the PC port of Dead Rising 2/OTR, the Controller support was only relegated for Xbox 360-era drivers, and nothing else.

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Sexo

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>>46268177
I just want one of them, I will take my one and leave the rest

>> No.46268340

>>46268245
But it's all legally accessed through 20 year old hardware, just as Godtendo intended!

>> No.46268351

>>46268197
Would genuine pay to see you play Kirby Tilt and Tumble on the Gamecube.

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>>46268266
I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.46268361

>>46268309
I will cum in her hag womb

>> No.46268402

>>46267890
Not yet.

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>>46268351
We can make it happen! We have the technology!

>> No.46268440
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>>46268339
Of course it's a pomie. I hope you find yourself in one of the rape scenarios the fanfic tako writes about

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>>46268197
Will you stream Pokemon Puzzle league?

>> No.46268461

>>46268428
Godspeed, Maripet.

>> No.46268485

Which liver would you transform into a loli? And i'm talking an actual loli, a little girl that looks like she's 9-12

>> No.46268513

>>46268294
ah ok i distinctly remember playing it but i got my ps3 at a different time so it left me confused a bit, having not given it any thought since then. i know for the last decade or so you could plug a file called 360xe or something into the game folder and it would emulate your controller to xbox360 config (xinput switch i think it was), but most logitech at the time i think worked as a substitute

>> No.46268516

>>46268485
finana.

>> No.46268533
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46268533

I'm eager to see who Enna shits on in her stream.
Will it be her friends? Her family? Her own fans? That's why everyone watches her, it's so exciting. What drama will she create this time? Who will she take a smelly shit on this time?

Last time she mocked her stepmother and said that she openly insults her in English since her stepmother doesn't speak it.

>> No.46268535

>>46268445
Let me go ask management about perms...

>> No.46268536
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>>46268339
you don't get to have one, its none and none for you

>> No.46268537

>>46268485
Scarle

>> No.46268556

>>46268485
Elira

>> No.46268559

Lore of the new JP gen is them being on a East part of an Island separated by a mountain in a city full of technology, there's a small chance that our gamers would be from the West part of it living like cavemen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZNnzaDBz4k

>> No.46268570
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>>46268485
I will transform Alban into a little boy that looks 9-12

>> No.46268613
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46268613

>>46268485
Scarle
>>46268535
Perm ma pubes

>> No.46268639

>>46268402
good luck

>> No.46268665

>>46268559
Nah. The other two missing VTAs haven’t debuted so they’re probably the villain counterpart to these heroes

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46268670

>>46267909
>not kindred
Am I not worthy?

>> No.46268679

How to get shota bud bf?

>> No.46268683
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>>46268485
Picking one of the boys is the optimal solution so I pick Ike

>> No.46268695

>>46268485
I think Maria or Rosemi, they seem to be the ones that would like to be lolis the most.

>>46268513
Yeah, 360xe I think it was. Logitech controllers were also good in that regard, since despite being cheap they let you switch between Dinput/Xinput with just a switch.

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>>46268440
>>46268536
I don't like these lucubs. I'm claiming my Albanian anyway

>> No.46268751

rosemi cursing...

>> No.46268753

>>46268712
you are not a shota sexcat, they dont want you

>> No.46268760
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46268760

Nijien male for this feel

>> No.46268764
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46268764

>>46268485
Wosemi

>> No.46268768

>>46268639
Thank you, and same to you!

>> No.46268767 [SPOILER] 
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>>46268751

>> No.46268861

>>46268665
I just hope they debut Azusa soon

>> No.46268883
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what a doggy dog day

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46268916

>>46267409
>>46267471
>t.

>> No.46268966

>Pomu has a stream with Nina, Rosemi and Kiara tomorrow
>Pika graduates tomorrow
Oh...it's the mood lifting crew...

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>>46268670
None of you get me going.

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>>46268966
No...

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46269017

Just play with your feet, roselady

>> No.46269060

>>46268966
it's amazing how in a company of 32 people, the same 3 are the ones who always have to lift the spirits of others...

amazing how 2 (two) waves are basically this entire branch and when one leaves, everyone else fucking suffers

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>>46267339
>I wonder if Reimu still comes

>> No.46269156

>>46269108
She doesn't, she just releases ectoplasm

>> No.46269170

>>46268753
One of them was watching 3D porn, they don't only like shotas

>> No.46269179

>>46268966
really tells you how little /vt/ knows and cares about vtubers when every Pikamee thread for the past few weeks just turns into speculating what vtuber corpo she's going to join next, no catalog cattle even considers the idea that she might be done

>> No.46269181

>>46267339
Nina read my post live on stream once and it felt good!

>> No.46269182
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46269182

>>46268760
Milord

>> No.46269200

>>46269060
(You)

>> No.46269240

>>46269170
still not a sexcat

>> No.46269247

>>46269179
The catalog is PURELY for dramafags and tourists and it won't get better until mods want it to
All discourse there is literally headed by discordniggers and twitterniggers sadly

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>>46268972
Oh. Okay...

>> No.46269286
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46269286

The keyboard controls for this are the same as Honkai kek. Now I know where they got that bastard control scheme from.

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46269311

>>46269286
Is it though?

>> No.46269339
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46269339

stopped thinking again

>> No.46269342

>>46269311
Yeah

>> No.46269356

>>46269286
They're the standard PS1 emulator keyboard scheme

>> No.46269367

>>46266902
Enna is a grifter?

>> No.46269384

>>46269367
all vtubers are

>> No.46269400

DMC4 on keyboard...is it even enjoyable at that point? Professional streamer please test your controller before stream next time

>> No.46269428

Oh Rosemi ffs i played fucking OG Resident Evil 1 with that same control scheme, stop crying about it and grow a pair

>> No.46269494

>>46269428
wose cock...

>> No.46269507

>>46269400
The problem isn't her controller, it's the devs failing to code the controls properly here. You need to manually edit a .ini file to fix it. Testing before stream wouldn't make a difference anyway because this problem only appears halfway through the game.

>> No.46269556

>>46269367
Enna doesn't give a fuck about the vtuber job and just sees it as a way to meet music producers and promote her music career and such. That's why she shits on her fans, because she considers vtuber fans a bunch of fat incels who she mocks. She generally treats her vtuber job as a complete joke and is often eating on stream, causally mocking and disrespecting people. Basically acting like a huge cunt.

She's trying to cozy up to these other singers now, probably wants access to their connections.

>> No.46269577

When will companies learn that Finana is the only person who holds a mouse correctly and begin producing horizonal mice

>> No.46269598

>>46266902
If you believe anyone besides Petra and Pomu and maybe Shu watch NijiJP at all, let alone oshi one of them,you're a damn fool

>> No.46269681

>>46269598
Elira used to at least, not sure about now though

>> No.46269696

Like its laughably obvious that basically no one cared about JP and they have no reason to because with very few exceptions JP doesn't care about the rest of the world either

>> No.46269757

>>46269598
There's documented proof of Reimu being a Kanaetai

>> No.46269761
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46269761

>>46269556
there's nothing wrong with eating on stream

>> No.46269785

>>46269507
all i know is i got it to work on my ps5 controller with a couple steam settings without editing any external files

>> No.46269814

>>46269556
>she considers vtuber fans a bunch of fat incels
Is this why she's regularly seething about her fans being better looking than her?

>> No.46269847

https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1641533432269250566
sleepy dragon delayed stream by an hour

>> No.46269857

>>46269761
I mean she also does chores on stream. Like stopping her stream so she can go sweep or do laundry or whatever. She is treating the job as a joke. She doesn't even put a modicum of effort into the games she plays and just lets chat backseat her the entire way. She streams less than almost all the other girls too.

>> No.46269867

>>46269761
i miss the finana dorito memes..

>> No.46269878

>>46269761
i disagree

>> No.46269883

whats wrong with DMC4 PC controls?
I remember playing with it decades ago and I beat the game just fine.

>> No.46269893

>>46269814
yeah and why she was genuinely surprised a lot of her fans had SO's

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46269909

>>46269761
Shu...

>> No.46269923

>>46269847
god I really like Elira but goddamn there is almost never a good game she plays that I want to watch

>> No.46269926

>>46269814
It's all made up, don't bother

>> No.46269927

>>46269883
Can't swap styles as Dante because the game won't register the d-pad on certain controllers.

>> No.46269949

>>46269598
Rosemi…..

>> No.46269969

>>46269240
neither were the ladies she was watching, I'm in

>> No.46269975

WHO WOKE UP ENNASCHIZO

>> No.46270023

>>46269200
Wow here I give a (you) to you for how amazing this shitpost is

>> No.46270034

>>46269975
Enna

>> No.46270048

>>46269969
kowai

>> No.46270049

>>46269949
I think she just picked Ange because she is hot

>> No.46270057

>>46269761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbq9pCefg0o

>> No.46270065

>>46269975
me.

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46270132

>>46269761

>> No.46270135

>>46269975
Enna made a mention of both Calli and Irys as her oshis so everyone is real mad

>> No.46270151

>>46269926
No it's not anon, Enna has said that she used to openly mock the type of person who watches Vtubers. I guess when your music career is a complete failure and you're stuck working a shitty retail job you need to feel superior to people somehow.

These days she likes to feel superior by giving her chat life-advice. As if her own life is such a stellar success that she's in the position to give other people advice. It comes off as really arrogant.

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