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Laplus Dia Highest Death Thirteen Daina Art of Impact Sign Emperor Road of the Darknesss-sama my friend
big breine assassin time
>>46255158ZETA AME BROS
did the watamate actually run away to the pub because people were talking about their girlfriends and sex? poor sod
>>46255098I'm hoping she finally gets the fucking picture that she needs an upgrade and actually does it. She says she has the parts laid out she just needs to get and assemble them. I don't understand why she hasn't already. The one fucking thing that frustrates me about her. Like I get it, you're too afraid to build it yourself, but you can literally pay people to assemble it for you then. Not like she's lacking money.
Kromei love!
STOP SAYING LAH SO MUCH
Zeta can't say "parallel" properly. But it could be worse. Americans can't even pronounce mirror or squirrel correctly.
My Ina is dying...
Where's all your shittalk about Omega now?
>>46255143>usually... doesn't>Mario>Zelda
>>46255251based
>>46255225But it's too much fun, lah.
Kiawa...
This is art
Gura cute
I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA
My Ina!
HoloSpy hereAme is not just a detective. She's also a time traveller
>Kiara being a cute autistic, cute noises>Schizos sperging out about kfp>???Hatewatch really is a thing, huh?
I usually like Zeta streams, but Ame's song really hard filters me.
It's kinda sad that the reason why anyone here gives even a slight modicum of shit about Zeta is because she constantly tries to leech off of Ame desu. Then again leeching seems par for the course for ID, Reine with Kiara, Ollie with Mori, etc.
Yeah, fuck this. I'm continually reminded why I stopped watching Kiara. I'll just stare at a wall and wait for Ina or Bae.
>>46255267It really is, I have picked it up too but it probably sounds racist when I say it.
>>46255296the fastest holospy
I'm gonna post Zetame
Fluffy lion
ONE HIT AWAY
Zeta's period cramps...
>>46255296holy shit I didn't realize that
>>46255258>last time she played Mario>last time she played Zelda
So fucking close. Sad.
Imagine if Kiara had a heartbeat monitor on right now...
>>46255327
Kiar...
Anya's about to shoot some pedestrians
I'm glad that she died again, as punishment for not being able to gauge distance properly.
>>46255296Rrat
Kiara dot dot dot
>>46255158Which holomems besides Kaela would have the most fun with Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus?
Hopefully the game teaches her to control her panic, but she's probably stuck on that mindset for life
by any chance is there any fanart with ame kiara and zeta together? shit would have made a perfect thread image
SAMUS LOVEKIAWA LOVE
>>46255143Kiara crumbles under pressure
>>46255364
It's just her third death, why is she so fucking upset already?
Baqua,,,
Kek, dumb onyon almost killed herself with TNT
>>46255296wait, "HoloSpy" do you mean.... a person from here who's a spy over there, or a person from there who's a spy over here???
>using the same leech bait for every single interactionleechschizos are sad sad people
>>46255387>one of the worst warhammer games>having fun????
>>46255158>>46255201>>46255228>>46255327>>46255364>>46255400>unsolicited shipping Reminder that Ams hates you, teammates.
Im sorry I actually got filtered by that last attempt
>>46255327Me too!
>>46255400
>>46255213THATS HILARIOUS
>>46255314Retard
>link>samusIs mario the only nintendo character that can jump properly?
>>46255188Lapenis my girthy yet short chode of the darkest depths of the abyssal plane my erection.
>Chat telling Kiara to use the power bombs to break Omega Pirate's armor instead of to instakill the minionsWhy are they so dumb?
>>46255430
https://twitter.com/Zaniaii/status/1641461303758983168
>>46255230We need to send more energy
Anya has never been to an auction before?
>>46255213What?
>Struggling to jump over the wave AOEKiara.. it's so slow..
>>46255401Because she's a whiny little bitch who doesn't like to improve at anything. She'd rather just eat junk food and watch Netflix trash.
>>46255421>teammatesThe catalog calls for you, newfag.
>>46255419wish it was lychee bait insteadI fucking love lychees
>>46255458
A FUCKING DEADBEAT
I want to see Kiara play Sekiro
>>46255225alalalalalah
>>46255401She's retarded and thinks dying over and over makes the stream bad.
>>46255390They never had a collab together so i would be very surprised if there was just a random image with these 3 holos
I hate delivering to this cat's house...
>>46255451>post bad advice on purpose>type "kiara..." when she failsit's a foolproof plan
>>46255444delete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j42EFQxHZkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j42EFQxHZkSoon
>>46255490I want Kiara to do ASMR
>>46255440Kirby...Inkling...
>>46255451They did tell her to use it on the minions, she misunderstood and is now locked into doing it.
>>46255482Oh my god I love lychee's
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME WOMAN JESUS FUCK THIS IS YOUR ACTUAL JOB
>>46255479She's improving with every death though?
https://twitter.com/Bottomfr4gg3r/status/1618419393163317249>Panik Kiara:Worse than a monkey holding the controller>Calm Kiara:Actual gamer of EN
>stuck a TNT block into th wall>hit it, causing it to drop down>it dropped down and exploded because you hit it, killing the mobs underneath youMan, sometimes I forgot Aqua has spent a lot of time in Minecraft
>>46255421I want to rape ams almal
>>46255494
>>46255468Auctions aren't really a thing around here
Anya is handling my meats.
>>46255478Shut up sonic
>>46255444Please tell down
How far is Fubuki in Endwalker? I don't think I'll ever catch up at this rate...
>>46255482based and true
>>46255283Still more stacked than she is.
>>46255421Zetame isn't a ship, they're just cute sisters who occassionally kiss when they play the Pocky Game together.
>>46255251Based
hey guys don't you guys think Zeta and Ame's relationship is pretty weird, I don't think it's normal to fantasize your coworkers and idolize them.
>>46255098To be fair, Aqua got the dual pc setup for Apex specifically.
>>46255479>Because she's a whiny little bitch who doesn't like to improve at anything.Reminder eggs actually believe this
>Zeta and Ame had been flirting on discord for a while, sending nudes and the like>Zeta took the chance of going to Japan to get in bed with AmeIs this how it went?
Stop making you woman sad KFP
>>46255499Odd how those three barely missed being in the same room together.
>>46255327>>46255364>>46255400>>46255430>>46255458>>46255484cute
>>46255638no shes cute when she cries
Damn Kiawa SUCKS
>>46255603Me and your mom's relationship is pretty weird
>>46255603>Noel (Subaru pervert)>Iroha (Hoshiyomi)>La+ (Sora and Towa)
>>46255429This Zetame looks a little...
>>46255624Now post this year's. You know, the one everyone forgot.
Gura cute Gura cute!
>Ina has been supposedly too sick to stream for almost 2 weeks now>yet she was healthy enough for a 24 hour flight back home and healthy enough for a shill stream and healthy enough for [REDACTED]Do takos actually fall for this shit?
>>46255429I love these two like you wouldn't believe
>you little bastard bitch.ay the low voice cursing hit different
Alternate universe where this board refers to Ina as "Nino"
>>46255624Mori ugly-crying while watching Kiara on that stage was peak EN for me.
>>46255515Fighting Genichio ASMR
>>46255703t. deadbeat
This is not the run, she's too low on HP
>>46255703Next time don't use a Mori pic to falseflag, retard
>>46255540Now imagine if she actually knew redstone properly. She'd be dangerous and unstoppable.The time she spent building the piston door under Shions house years back still haunts me... baqua...
>>46255729>Alternate universe
>>46255685
>>46255429haha Ame is a bottom
>>46255733The day takamori changed forever. Look at them now
Why is Kiara in such a shitty mood lately? Did something happen?
>Zeta is a time traveller as well
>>46255690The dancing on DO U was peak, the live version of the song was not.
GO KIWAWA GO
>>46255472last thread
>>46255703Does every holo have a poc like this that is only used for shitty bait?
Aqua almost blew herself up...
SHE DID IT
>>46255703>it's impossible to have a throat so sore you can't realistically do a thing called Streaming where you talk a lot.>you refuse to do a totally silent stream / TTS because of personal reasons
GO KIARA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHE FUCKING DID IT! KIARA DID IT!
>>46255784newchama
GG KIWAWA
>mumei's sick and dying>she still loves the fans enough to constantly shitpost on twitterhoomans please explain this
>>46255782I couldnt get it up today sorry guys
KIARA GAY MING
it's like Kiara did a no missile challenge for no reason
>>46255824yes actually
>>46255756>>46255824I'm not allowed to use pictures of my oshii in my posts now? Keep squirming powerless bitch
SHE DID IT!
>>46255767sweaty hag sex
KNEELLLL!!! FIRST TRYCHOU
They need EN3, mornings suck without hololive to watch
she did it lmao
I wish I could fall on Kiara like that as well...
Kiara beat Omega Pirate in fewer tries then I did when I was 11, Kiara is a gamer!
>>46255729that just reminds me of the gordon ramsey meme>I AM NINO!!!
Samus Aran the Space Powerpuff Girl
>>46255857streaming is tiring
>>46255857What's she sick with?
>I feel like that's how powerpuff girls workWAT!?
I wonder if Gura will play some Minecraft when she wakes up while Aqua is streaming. I'd like to see some of those off screen bump ins during a stream.
Iroha kawaii
The most sex ID is unironically masturbating to Ame constantly. Why?
Brats, fix your oshihttps://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1641465303296282624
>>46255824Of course
>>46255881>>>>>>Your oshi>SquirmAh, it's this faggot again
>>46255911pregnante (with me)
I thought you guys said it was going to take Kiara forever to beat this boss?
>>46255911Some sort of persistent cough
>>46255924Ame is a sexual icon
>Beat the arguably hardest boss in the game in 3 tries (would be 2 if didnt choke during last run)Guess I have to kneel, huh?
>>46255857>too sick to stream>not too sick to post on twitterDyrbi?
>>46255870If you use missles, handy eye coordination, skill or learning game mechanics you didn't really beat metroid. Kiara is the only real gamer of en
>>46255965A normal person would have beaten it a while ago tho
Fuck's sake Kiara, her chat walks on eggshells so she won't feel bad for losing where it's normal to lose in a game. She really lets about 2 bad comments get to her every time and has done so for over 2 years. But I guess that mindset just never goes away as a streamer
>>46255911Lupus
>I'm Black?KIARA NO
>>46255977This is true
>>46255484
I'M BLACK!
>>46255965If anything it means she's gonna struggle with the final boss
>>4625599610 year old me took longer
>I'm black
https://poal.me/nxgbg6https://poal.me/nxgbg6https://poal.me/nxgbg6
Nice anti-aliasing, nintendo
Mori...
>>46256007It's never Lupus.
OH NO KIARA HAS THE N-WORD PASS
We are 100% black.
Good evening friendos, what have I missed in the past ~18 hours or so?Will get to watching the MC vod soonAnything else of note happened?
>>46255981>used the blasterDid she really beat him though?
>>46256044Where's da Gurame?
>>46255924Her pheromones are too strong
>>46256016
>>46256073He knows it would win so he's looking for number 2
>>46256004>its normal to lose in a gameHAHAHAHAHAHA, you want a participation trophy as well Anon?
i hope someone tells her to find more Powerbombs because those reaching the Metroid Prime and its final phase a lot easier
>>46255922
>>46256044Shit poal. My ship isn't even here.
https://twitter.com/mI0I7/status/1641454355156201473
>>46255421Ame only hates Gurame newfag
>>462559963 tries isn't bad
>>46256004Iroha suffers from the same problem, but instead of getting sad she gets real angry instead(this gets me aroused)
>>462559654 tries is a lot by internet standards.
>>46255824>Moripic related>Kiarasmug Kiara>Inaglasses Ina>Gurawhere do we even fucking start?>Amedog Ame
>>46256098makes sense, there's really no competition when it comes to them.
>>46256044>Gura and Shion winningliterally the most soulless and corporate pairinghow
>>46255922tits too big, gozaru is a flat samurai
>>46256118sex
>>46256004Is this the new seething angle?
>>46255188Good luck in the meetings today!
>>46256090
>>46256044Can't vote since it lacks the real one
Imagine waking up next to this
>Struggling with MetroidsGit gud, Kiara. We're not hard to beat
>>46256118very sexy and cute
>>46255939She will kneel before Moomsuke Nanuha!
>>46255939What's there to fix? she's a perfect dork
>>46256044>Can only select oneshit poal, I want Holos to run a train on my oshi
>>46256125towa just gets really passive-aggressive
>>46256148uoh
And Kiara's right back to panic mode
>>46256179I wish Zeta had more lewd images...
>>46256118Tits not big enough.
>>46256020
>>46255158cute
Moom post
>It's only 3 tries>games are hard>they don't make sense>don't beat her up
>>46256196>we
oh no, we're at angry german levels
>>46256196>We're
Wawa raging in German
>>46256196>we're
>very pissy today>sudden german noisesholy kek
isn't zeta like, really cute?
Test teeeest~!! Can you guys hear me?? TEEEEEEEEEEEEEST~
Ich will Kiara's verfickte Arschloch ficken
Problem, KFP?
>>46256044BONEBROS WE WINNING
>kiara cursed in germanDamn she is really mad. She only does that in extreme situations
>>46256004wait a second, that's the schizo that posts in /mep/he just replaced Reine with Kiara
>>46256239
>the metroids make her more mad than the Omega PirateKiwawa... kek
>>46256196>We
>>46256044>No Gura x KaelaShit poll
>>46256196Fuck off back to your planet metroid. We're full.
Are metroids space Jews?
>>46256196>WeThere are Metroids among us
>>46256044It's not here, would pick Gura x Kiara after Gurame
What is Aqua up to anyway?
VERFICKTE ARSCHGESICHTER
>>46256273Thank you for making my oshi scream cutely.
>>46256273die
>Causes your oshi to rage
Transaltion of kiaras german: shitty fucked assfaces
Just tuned in, why Is Kiara raging in german?
>>46255603It's fairly normal, I fantasize about fucking pretty much everyone of my (female) coworkers
>>46256196>we'reDIE!
>>46256151True!
>>46256338Hot
>>46256239the moom reply at home
>>46256356kek
>>46256345Metroids are being dicks.
Reine immediately kills people
>>46256289Spit her out fat fuck
>>46256338nice
>>46256044>Sametori too popular to be invluded in the poalSAMETORIBROS
as soon as I saw the stickers I knew Kiara was trying to impress the cute korean tutor
>>46256345She is reenacting Downfall
>>46256356Kiara looking sexier than usual today
>>46256323damn AI really fucked up the fingers in this pic
Anya's sleeping with John Wick...giwtwm
>>46256196>WeKYS RIDLEY
>>46256148Gura and any JP is more entertaining and cute than any other pairing
>>46256351mmm, delicious
does anyone else want to have sex with zeta
>>46256239Moom reply
>>46256064I am watching the Gooba VOD now - hijinks happens, and a major theft of the century!
>>46256381Hololive?
>>46256196aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Life is hard in Indonesia
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO WATCH, I WANT TO WATCH KIARA SUFFER BUT ALSO REINE'S HITMAN AND ZETA WAPU WAPU WAPU WAPU AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>46256208See you at the top, sucker.
Kiara is smarter than you.>B-but I'm better at video ga-doesn't matter
>>46256398Sametori is too powerful.
>alluring and versatile voice>firm and fluffy body>attractive personalityMumei is the SEXIEST holo EN and none of your oshis will ever reach the same heights
>>46256420Just you, pal
>>46256398Fuck right off Gura doesn't give a shit about Kiara unlike other myth members.
>>46256446Based
>>46256044>The entire Japan arc>No Sametoriogey
ENTERBUBBA
EGGY MENTION!
>>46256390
>>46256404ogey
>>46256408Your oshi should get gud
>>46256463I don't think she is the sexiest, but she sure is one of the cutest.
>>46256446>smarter
>>46256463counterpoint: Ame
>>46256463I wish Mumei would beat me within an inch of my life
>Kiara wants to finish Metroid today>Stops dead to tangentwell can't say it's a surprise
>>46256443>can't open three stream at oncePathetic
>>46256429It's clearly discount Nanashi Mumei, how can you not see that?
>>46256470Why did Mamaloni make Ina bigger than Kiara here?
>>46256505Shut up dickless Barney clone.
Gura should be shipped with the girls I want to have sex withSo Shion, Okayu, Aqua, Marine, Matsuri and Lamy
I haven't been watching Kiara play Metroid Prime despite really liking both of them, so I've been thinking about adding it to my vod playlist. How has it been?
>>46256445Bae will never be Hokage
>>46256526It's her only tangent of the day
>>46256319Being a weird wall hermit living in peoples basesThis is why Aqua was away so long, without Minecraft she vanished in to the aether, waiting once more for people to make new houses so she could leech off their space once more. (I shouldn't have to add "as a joke" here, but I feel some retard tumblr autist will get offended for saying "leech")I love when Aqua does this shit, it's funny seeing her getting so stupidly excited over hiding stuff in peoples houses.
>>46256542You sound upset, Samus
>>46256446Anon, I have an IQ of 5. Being smarter than me doesn't mean much.
>>46255899
>>46256511did I fucking stutter?>>46256520proposal rejected>>46256525absolutely BASED
>Kiara has a "special guest" for Girl Stalk after Gura>Neuro Sama's creator said that collabs with Hololive are now possible
Isn't Zeta kind of cute?
>>46256556Sufferkino
Agua's talking about blood type personalities...
>>46255158Look the two ENs I hate the most !
>>46256408Ridley isn't a metroid though
>>46256540She probably didn't know Ina's official height at this point, who knows. That or she see's Kiara as the bottom in the ship I'm just saying, there's a reason why men and women have differing opinions on who tops in takotori
>>46256558I like her tangents. I just find it silly to self-impose making this a finale endurance if she wants to take it easy
>>46256273You made my oshi curse in German and it made me hard, so thank you
Why did Anya kill a deer and then turn it into meat
>>46256582>collabing with a guy that uses an animated chatbot
>>46256582rrat
>>46256605How does one get to the point where they have such an unhinged and categorically incorrect opinion?
only korean I know is tesagi, naga and kkkkkkkkkkk
>>46256596Women really do love their horoscopes, huh?
>>46256463This is not sexy
>tune into ID ranch sim collab>literally HUBBDY DUBBAwhat the fuck is Indonesian, actually?
>>46256596A crazy persons ramblings.....
>>46256532Idk how to use hololyzer/holodex
>>46256556Cutekino
Anya overlay yabbed once again
>>46256582>Fauna, Kiara, and Mooms mind breaking the botNo....
>>46256582Girlstalk will be Kiara, Fauna, Neuro holy shit
>>46256628Both Fauna and Kiara have talked about wanting to do it
>>46256666Its like a weird orc language that somehow has cute girls speaking it.
>>46256574
Speaking of RidleyShe hasn't fought him yet, huh
I was watching Aqua's stream through Holodex and it started buffering more and more until it became completely unwatchable at 480p. I then opened it in a regular youtube tab and the holodex tab instantly went back to playing at 1080p60 just fineIs this some new anti viewbot bullshit or something
Is Kiara dumb or something? What is going on in that head?
>>46256679
>>46256696Mumei is a permanent member too.
>>46256666
>>46256463she is alright, but can't compete with a real sex symbol
>Zeta has actually been playing a five minute game for almost an hour now
>>46256733Nothing at all!
>>46256713Nope. The artifact hunt will take her quite a bit, and Ridley is definitely gonna make her mald more than the Omega Pirate
>>46256574>>46256710Why does this artist draw such sexy Mooms?
GUIDESCHIZO DONT LOOK
>>46256628I mean, if it's the chatbot itself, it doesn't matter who matter who made it
>watching Gura's VOD while leisurely scrolling through threads back thenIt's fucking hilarous to see how the mere act of Gura saying "hiii hellooo" to Iroha was enough to trigger this samefagging schizo/bot.
>>46256766Based
>>46256744this is just jabba the hutt speaking...
>>46256733A constant barrage of butts and boobs with Berryz Kobo songs faintly playing
>>46256738I heard Mumei doesn't get along with machines
>>46256706>never seen a cute female orcGo outside fag
>>46256777Oh definitelyI can't wait
>>46256716no
>>46256777Would her using rockets made the fight easier? She almost never uses them, except for opening doors.
>>46256736Guess again. RIP VOD.
>Aqua: I want to clean up this elevator and figure out the entrance, but I also want to do the speedrun challenge.Aqua's mc speedrun autism....
>>46256781>draw a sexy woman>the resulting artwork is sexyi don't know, anon. you tell me
>>46256814Well where the hell are they?
>>46256789he will literally be there in case something goes wrong, just like all the times he has done it before when neuro collabs with people
>>46256781Something about her retarded eyes
I want to kiss Zeta.
>>46256582Oh yea that makes a lot of senseKiara literally said she wanted to collab with it same for Fauna
>>46256842YAB
>going down is always easyKiara, the yuri-schizos...
This thread here was so disgusting I'm considering leaving this place >>46224570
>>46256855Indonesia
>>46255939Baeleeb it!
>>46256895what was wrong with it?
>>46256855Go to your local mcdonalds
>>46256744You got the twitter link? Can't find it. I even got the date right
>>46256582Yeah I saw the clip of vedal talking about that and thought of the exact same thing
>>46256861That seems fine if it's the price we have to pay for Kiara to not get banned from youtube because a chatbot denied the holocaust during a collab
>>46256895Why would anyone care about the opinion of a phoneposter?Fuck off and never return
Kiara should play Shenmue after this.
>>46256905
Did any EN holomems ever clear Metroid Dread?
>>46255939Yolo is her ninja way, there's no fix
Which holo is most likely to lose it and shoot up a school?
>>46256895thats the thread from when i slept so clearly it's a post-gura threadschizo playground
>>46256972Altare
>>46256972Kiara
>>46256961Sana did
>>46256810Only printers
>>46256260What emotion is Samus' expression trying to convey, here?
>>46257007>Kiara>voluntarily entering a schoolLol
>>46256972If by shoot up you mean molest everyone, then Mori
>>46256766CHIKU TAKU WHERE'D THE TIME GO?
>>46256937Fauna and Kiara seemed down to collab, don’t know who else.
Is Zeta a tako, a hooman, or a teamate?
Anya is climbing a mountain and cutely cursing to herself
>hitman 4>go to jakartais she right?
my oshi is a cranky baby and I love her!
>>46256972Ame since she already has guns and fits the psych profile
>>46256861well, even multiplayer games need to be moderated, in the end Neuro is just an interactive toy
>>46257045She's a _cutie_
>Getting filtered by metroidsImagine not being able to freeze us. Kiara...
>>46256972Ina 300% those inherent kr menhera genes is a ticking time bomb chiku taku
>>46257045She is whatever gives her the better numbers at the moment
>>46256582>A literal fucking male collab but it’s ok because he’s using fucking code to pretend to be a girlSapkeks…Hoocucks…KuckFPs….I’m not sorry at all kek
What is Aqua's wheel spin for
>>46257059You would be stuck in traffic half the mission
>>46257087>us
>>46257048Kiara is whining
>>46257087okay, one metroid itt I believe, but there's no way there's two of us
Can someone post the Fubuki Hololive Rap?
kettle mode
>>46257101How new are you.
>>46257088>Ina going full Virginia TechRoru, she's going for the high score.
>>46257059They can literally just use the India map and brighten up everyone's skin tone
>>46257101AI has no gender, anonchama
>>46256942You do know that like 90% of people posting on 4chan now do it from their phones right? It's just more convenient in every way
>>46257101They can't get pregante from 0 and 1s
Post pictures of your oshi's boobs please
These sounds the Metroids are pulling out of Kiara are wonderful
>>46257093>ever accusing ID of being numberfags
>>46257132Yeah don't worry man, there's only one of you here, haha. Don't stress it bro.
>>46257160AI has evolved, they can now
>>46257175
Kiara holy shit just close the chat
Anya's, formerly Sneed's
>>46257175>cheebposterIs this what you want?
i feel like Kiara is insulting herself more than chat ever could, but i also get a chub when she suffers so whatever.
>>46257179They're great
>>46257101Anon, we literally have a chat AI thread in this very board, we know how it actually works>>>46167483
>>46257045she's a tahoomate
Why is Kiara going full menhera
>>46257211She need to know where the artifacts are.
>>46256855
Why has Kiara become the defacto "Nintendo" Gamer of EN? She doesn't have nostalgia for them, they are often too hard for her and she doesn't appreciate the story or characters.
jwu what did I miss from wawa
>>46257140Pikamee... bench...
TODAY
>>46257252she doesn't like being called bad at games
>>46257175will this suffice?
>>46257265You sound obese
>>46257265Nierfagchama.....
>>46257267She's raging and not even in a fun way. She's just acting miserable saying she wants to quit the game and chat is making her feel stupid and she just hates this stream
>>46257265>She doesn't have nostalgia for themRetard
>>46257265EN is made up of a bunch of zoomersthey don't care about nintendo games
>>46257101This is the intelligence level of unicorns
>>46257265Samus story is so awesome! i played all the games, and i know so much of her! did you know she is a bounty hunter?....that's about all i know.
>>46257265this is sub thread reading
>>46257109She's digging underground passageways to the house of the member that the wheel lands on
>>46257279>fauna sweepwhat did she mean by this?
>>46257101
>>46257175Moomei
>>46257252She's needy and has low self esteem probably this reflects poorly on me as a person but I find that to be weirdly cute about her
>>46257211No she is worried that bad gameplay might ruin the stream so instead she'll act moody ruining the stream
>>46257265I think only kronii likes a big selection of Nintendo series but she doesn’t really play them much on stream
>>46256972Bae but she uses a boomerang so no ones dies and during the siege the cops take a smoko break and play cricket, allowing her to escape
>>46257267cute but extra grumpy.
>>46257299So that's why she sounds mad...
Someone should tell her that not only the final area of the game is filled with these Metroids, but the final boss also spawns them. So that she can either look for upgrades or just drop the game
This was actually a great game
>hunt the deer>skin the deer>eat the deer
I am pretending to be different fanbases in this thread RIGHT NOW complimenting other people's oshis to promote unity and you can't do anything about it
kek, she is making it so hard on herself
>>46257311Cope
>>46257377For me it was Hunters
kek Aqua randomly stumbled into Kaela's railway.
>>46256972Mori in her teenage years
>>46257151He's talking about vedal who will no doubt be there or talk to the girls behind the scenes too
Thank God Holodex is a thing
>>46257392Say something nice about Kronii then.
>>46257271Only 20 more hours until her final stream...
Kiara has so many antis because she lets shit get to her like comments and random things in the game.
>>46257299She's taking herself too seriously for some games, instead of just making fun of the dumb things happening in game, like the moment just now!
>>46257265Domtendo
>>46257398Come on, anon. You're already done, don't drag yourself further down
>>46257343Hmmm. I think there's suspicious figure between her breasts...
a lot of people dont realize how cool laplus darknesss is i think
How many artifacts does she have left?
>>46257299wait actually raging?real rage is kino in it's own way, guess i'll tune in
>>46257445it's suffer-rage
Aqua has discovered Kaela's house
>EN3 will destroy dead hours>we will have EN streams 24/7 without having to listen to the indonesian "language"I will code a webpage that will have the current EN stream on at all times.
Kaela's is a land 69
>Zeta doing game showsCREATIV *ID* AD
>>46257299>and chat is making her feel stupidTo be fair, she's not exactly making that hardWawa...
Kek Aqua has encountered Kaela's mc autism head on.
>>46257431I wonder why this game. I think there are other games where she lost more that didn't make her feel this bad
Okay I've had enough with this shit stream, if Kiara is in a shitty mood then she should just not stream.
>>46256463Explain why Mumei wants to get double stuffed by the time girls then?
I do find it funny that people are bothered by her seething, when it's agreed by almost everyone that Fission Metroids are one of the most annoying enemies in the entire series.
>>46256972in her teenage
>>46257445It's more like whining than desk-slammingBut she's genuinely letting it ruin her dayRight now she's calmed down a bit but earlier it was hard to listen to
>>46257351I want to fuck this fox
>>46257490EN3 will NOT happenSTOP coping
>this is what SEAnons deal with on a daily basishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyowtPXrVoE
>>46257513Maybe you should fuck off but we all know you’re gonna shit up the board for another 7 hours.
>EN3 will never come>anons will have to watch ID I'm going to code an indonesian learning page so everyone here can listen to the kino language
>>46257430Quaso?
>>46257040Fauna specifically said she doesn't want to
>>46257513and yet you will keep watching and spamming on cooldown
Why is kiara so fucking stupid
>>46257490if you don't like cute girls speaking in languages you dont understand then fuck you
>>46257522I thought we all agreed Kiara is peak sufferkinoWhen she cries or rages I get a boner
>>46257508I can save her...
>>46257560VERY VERY NICE IDEA LAH
>>46257549Water monitors aren't dangerous I think. They can whip you with their tails if they disturb them though.
>>46257442Please demonstrate how cool she is
>>46257513How many more times are you going to post the same thing, schizochama?
holy shit, we're actually so close to getting EN3according to the leak the announcement should be out in 11 hours
DIE MONSTERYOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
>>46257445Kiara's rage and stress is always real, doesn't mean she doesn't like the game or that she isn't enjoying the experience or that she's not going to go back to having fun after it.But you need to able to handle non-theatrical gaming frustration if you want to watch her.
Aqua has discovered Kaela's underwater house.
>>46257602>theyMeant you.
>>46257522Her job is to be an entertaining streamer. If I wanted to bitch about Fission Metroids I would play the game myself.
oopa so cute
>>46257560
>>46257335that precisely why she's my oshi
>>46257539It will happen but but will be 5 NijiCN rejects
>>46257612>the leak in question
>Reine as a Hitman>Just wanted walks up and kills you
>>46257630there are 10 other streams going on, feel free to watch those instead retardchama
>>46257641Loafy looks retarded.
>>46257630She is very entertaning though, and is being very entertaning on this stream too.
>>46257560Indonesia is just The Funny Zone for Hololive
>>46257660I'd like it if Kronii belittled me
>>46257649It will be 4 european cuties and Pikamee as the leader of the group. The group theme is sentai.
Anya and Kaela consummated their relationship in a tent...
Remember that time Kiara almost had a heart attack live on stream when she was trying to finish Skyward Sword before Ina started a stream?
Number of units soldSituation Voice - Mori Calliope 133Situation Voice - Takanashi Kiara 82Situation Voice - Ninomae Ina'nis 220Situation Voice - Gawr Gura 227Situation Voice - Watson Amelia 123Situation Voice - IRyS 137Situation Voice - Ceres Fauna 219Situation Voice - Ouro Kronii 202Situation Voice - Nanashi Mumei 166Situation Voice - Hakos Baelz 144
> Adelie•Yugo Ch. 阿德利•悠果some chinese vtuber raiding kiara? anyone know her?
>oopaloopaOne of the most kino minecraft arcs, everytime a holo brings them up I think about it.
>>46257724And I watched.
Kill Metroids. Behead Metroids. Roundhouse kick a Metroid into the concrete. Slam dunk the baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Metroids. Launch Metroids into the sun. Stir fry Metroids in a wok. Toss Metroids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Metroid’s gas tank. Judo throw Metroids into a wood chipper. Twist Metroids’ heads off. Report Metroids to the Galactic Federation. Karate chop Metroids in half. Trap Metroids in quicksand. Crush Metroids in the trash compactor. Liquefy Metroids in a vat of acid. Eat Metroids. Dissect Metroids. Exterminate Metroids in the gas chamber. Stomp Metroid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Metroids in the oven. Lobotomize Metroids. Grind the baby in the garbage disposal. Drown Metroids in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Metroids with anti-matter. Kick old Metroids down the stairs. Feed Metroids to Teamates. Slice Metroids with a katana.
>>46257730I member.
>>46257641Fucking hell it's literally Simlish
>No archive for Ame's short karaokeWhat the fuck
>jgbfw >my ina is dyingI should have jacked off at work...
>>46257612My original post was marked as spam by the 4chan system so I'll reformat it to call you a nigger. You're a stupid black nigger who is ruining this hobby.
>>46257730THAT was true suffer kino
Ateshi is getting cock blocked
>>46257649I unironically want Yogiri back, she's wasted on the mainland market where fucking AI videos of her voice get more views than her
>>46257748Wawa...
>DO U DO U
>>46257730Now that was sufferkino
Aqua is being held hostage by uparupas
>>46257730Lets not talk about that PTSD
>>46257750>look her up>it's a girl in a penguing suitmy sides, cute
>>46257490Even if EN3 happens (it won't), they'll all be NA streamers. HoloEU will never exist and "dead hours" will never go away.
>>46257750Do only Mori and Kiara get these kinds of raids?
>>46257748GO INA GO
>>46257641>>46257560>>46257700>flexibility in word ordering>kino dutch and arabic loan words>no gendered words or retarded tenses>no shitty pronouns>literally designed by committee as a national language to unify thousands of tribes and culturesIndonesian is peak asian language but I don't expect westoids brainwashed by engl*sh to understand
Which holo has more holo's that want to fuck them? Towa?
>>46257748What did Kiara do to be so unpopular?
>>46257748Actually probably a good measurement of raw # of gachikoi fans. Gura > Ina > Fauna > Kronii > Mumei > Bae > IRyS > Mori > Ame > KiaraWould have expected Kiara and IRyS to have more though.
>>46257777It should be in the hfz archive torrent list
>>46257807She's a big girl
>>46257821they had raids sets to public because of that youtube music thing
>>46257852Gura
>>46257807Damn this is a SOVL model
>>46257748Source?
>>46257852Mel maybe.
>>46257864Merch sales are always ordered like this for some reason orthe other
>>46257748Do you also have numbers for the full set?
>>46257748is this from Valentines day? I don't think the holos even shilled it
>>46257748Yup, Kiara is definitely graduating soon.
>>46257864More of a soothing voice preference.
>>46257821IRyS gets them too now.
>>46257863>>46257864>Shitty voice>Shitty personality>Shitty game choice>Shitty friends>More of a nijiEN member than holoEN member
>>46257748Ame fell off so hard
>>46256852His Fauna with the covered eye is easily the most alluring one to me as well
>>46257658source?
>>46257836I wasn't dissing it, juat making an observation that Holo ID has a comedy buff
>>46257512She is still in post-concert depression.
>>46257836It's literally just Malay pretending to be its own language.
>>46257748>Ina and Kronii so high despite not doing any gfeI don't get it
>Gura doesn't stream - schizos start schizoing>Gura streams - schizos start schizoingMaybe the real schizos were the friends >we made along the way.I am actually very happy that my oshi started streaming consistently again, and I especially love all those smalls reactions from various Holos to Gura's new trident build.
>>46257916If she was smart and wanted to save her embarrassment she'll drift along like a broken wood piece down the river
Nice raid, very organic
>>46257784BASED???
anya pls...
>>46257879Oh you're right
>>46257968cope
>>46257513You are probably the retard pissing her off in chat.
Anya...
>>46257612It got leaked lol>Hololive English Announces the Third Generation of Virtual Talents>Tokyo, Japan - Hololive English, the global virtual idol agency, is excited to announce the introduction of its third generation of talents! Five new members will join the Hololive English family, bringing their unique personalities, talents, and stories to fans all around the world.>Without further ado, let us introduce the newest members of Hololive English:>1. Luna Luminous - A charming and bubbly girl who loves making people smile. Luna has a passion for music and enjoys singing and playing the ukulele. She's also an avid gamer who loves playing a wide variety of games.>2. Kira Hoshihara - A cool and collected girl who's always striving for excellence. Kira is a skilled artist who loves to draw and paint, and she's always looking for ways to improve her skills. She's also a big fan of puzzles and brain teasers.>3. Eira Snow - A kind and gentle girl who's always there to lend a helping hand. Eira loves animals and nature, and she's always looking for ways to protect the environment. She's also a talented baker who loves to make delicious treats for her friends.>4. Ina Aurora - A mysterious and enigmatic girl with a passion for the occult. Ina loves to explore the unknown and uncover secrets, and she's always looking for new mysteries to solve. She's also a skilled tarot reader who loves to give readings to her friends.>5. Nari Kiri - A fun-loving and energetic girl who's always up for a good time. Nari is a talented dancer who loves to move to the beat, and she's always looking for ways to express herself through dance. She's also a big fan of fashion and loves to experiment with different styles.>Each of these talented individuals brings something unique to the Hololive English family, and we can't wait for fans all around the world to get to know them better. Stay tuned for more updates and content from Luna, Kira, Eira, Ina, and Nari!>About Hololive English>Hololive English is a global virtual idol agency that produces and manages virtual YouTubers (VTubers). The agency aims to bring Japanese entertainment to the world through the use of cutting-edge technology and innovative content production. Hololive English currently has two generations of talents and continues to expand its reach and influence in the virtual entertainment industry.
>>46257968Cope.http://poal.me/hl2dmuhttp://poal.me/hl2dmuhttp://poal.me/hl2dmu
>>46257748>highest sales>Fauna, Kronii, Ina, Guraoh wow it's almost like the most coomer ones (and the loli mascot) sell the highest every time. What a fucking surprise to absolutely no one.
>>46257513>they hate him for speaking the truthCan't wait for her apology tweet
Kiara doesn't want to be a Xena...
>>46257512something definitely soured her mood just before the stream, she hinted about it a couple of times already so far (e.g. today is not [her] day)
>>46257926Damn I must miss it everytime I didn't know that
>>46257536Holomems that could beat a 2hu game on Lunatic on stream?
>>46257778Well what are you doing right now then?
>>46258014>Luna>Ina>Nari Kiri (like Nakigiri)kek fake as fuck, probably AI generated
>>46258014>actually taking the time to do thisi know you all have unlimited free time but still...
Kiara badly hiding the fact that her new outfit is just recolored Xena
>>46258014there's too many overlapping names for this to be true, stupid
>>46258014Wow, anon. You can use Chat GPT. Impressive.
>>46258060Marine and that's it
Thinking about Seven Poems Without a Name.
>>46257045Risuner
>>46258014I'll give you this much, at least it's a well formatted shitpost.
what phoenix warrior outfit or armor would people want?
>Kiara will never get an outfit like this
I've been watching some of Anya's stream and there has been mountain climbing, logs and no ranch
>>46257748Is this for the Valentine's voice packs? Those sales look rather low for something that is almost the same price as a membership (more so considering that they have thousands of members)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEyptMKYJvEOkayu Custom Robo V2 starts tomorrow!
>>46258042Yeah, she just enabled them for her birthday so it hasn't happened too many times yet.
>>46258021Or, and hear me out on this one, it could just be the fact that those 4 have the most pleasant sounding voices out of everyone listed.
Zeta is mind breaking!
>>46258014>Nari KiriAyamefriend fucking got in let's gooooo!
>>46257748>>46257794>>46257827>>46257863>>46257864>>46257897>>46257904>>46257912>>46257916>>46257939>>46257964If it wasn't obvious enough, but this was posted an hour ago and because of the lack of (You) it was now reposted with much more success. How unfortunate.
>>46258094something like wonderwoman
>>46258109They were barely shilled, anon.
>>46258109I didn't even know they did them this year
>>46257852It has to be Mel. She's a literal rape eroge protag
>>46257897He made it the fuck up
>>46257748How do we save Kiara?
>>46258094Full plate armor
Is Reine actually dumber than Fauna...
>>46257536how the fuck does a shitty artist like ZUN manage to strike absolute diamond in terms of sexy characters with an art style like THIS
In my opinion, numberfagging outside of /#/, in any context, should be an automatic one-month ban.
>>46258102she's been so whiny this stream she deserves a little babu babu outfit with a crib instead of something as cool as hilde
FAUNA CHAN SUGOI
>>46258067You know what? Fuck it i'm doing it
>>46258094flames, just flames
>>46258109It doesnt count full set
>>46258172He's an ideas guy
>>46258069looks like an AI post, it doesn't take that much time to do that with AI
>>46258094This.
Punch Mumei.
>>46258001>Stacks the logs like thisWhen she drives half of it stays floating in the airFUcking comedy gold
>>46258189IS THAT A
>>46258189I was about to launch my $20 billion dollar ad campaign on this site, but this is the last straw. I'm out.
>>46258189My semen pouring out of my inner.
>>46258172design and artistic talent are two separate departments
>>46257630No one forced you to watch, faggot. But you will continue to, just like how you have been watching and seething for 2 years.
>>46258198true, i forget how easy it is to spit out these long ass posts
>>46258014
REINE LOVE
>Kiara shoots the wall with a missile>See Samus' reflection in her visorHoly TECHNOLOGY
>>46258234Even the KFP split is shitting on her, anon.
>>46255939Who is the Hinata in this situation?
>my oshi eats tomatoes as a snackWhere did it all go so wrong?
God is this the stream Kiara finally goes on break?
>>46258172Oh yeah? If ZUN's artstyle is so sexy, why are there no doujins in ZUNart style?
>>46258132He decided to bring his discord to help him raid. Notice the samefagging and now poal posting about Kiara.
>PsFags still making excuses about square and shitNice try Reine, the face buttons are identical on both Xbox and Ps.
>>46258252
>>46258270What split?
>>46258270The KFP split has a KFP who shits on Kiara for doing literally anything, so you're not really helping your point, anon.
>>46257730It was Ina’s first anniversary stream that she did a day early and Kiara cared a lot about it for some reason. Then Mori just proceeded to stream over the start of Kiara’s first anniversary stream kek.
>>46257852It’s Towa.
>>46258308Some men tried, but they died of blood loss because they were erect for too long
>>46258270This is the kfp split, new /here/
>>46258270You mean your obvious raid is
>>46258270>even the place that is usually full of her anti shitposting is shitting on herYes, anon. You are very smart.
>>46257093Zeta is getting worse numbers in this Ame stream than she usually gets. Ame is a pretty big debuff.
>>46258109they're literally made up numbers anon
>>46257156Proof?
>Zeta: I don't know why I'm slurping her
>ITS A RAID>ITS A BOT>ITS A NPCNah, kiara a shit
>kills him right in front of a crowd>engaging in combat>
>>46258270you are in the kfp split, retardchama
>>46258094If we are talking about armor a 2A6 or 2A7 would be nice i think.
>>46258252That's 2002 era technology
>>46258270I remember there was some dude who was really upset about skincare there for a while and I finally understood why >we like to pretend that thread doesn’t exist.
>Zeta was able to squeeze an hour thirty mins of stream from a 5 min game
>I killed your dad basically>Maybe you should have died not knowingKiara wtf? Space Pirates have feelings too.
>>46258376>>46258430This thread is for every holo not just kiara
It's so easy to ignore and report and even more easy to hornypost instead of replying to shit bait
What would Sara Gutenberg think?
>>46258428Ya bird ain't very good at video games, there's a reason her content is primarily VNs.
>>46256269>>46256592this is true!
>>46258488Sara Gutenberg would NEVER think. Also, PRINTING PRESS!
>>46258477cope and seethe
>>46258486They need to add ass jiggle physics for 3D.
>>46258477Proofs?
>>46258469The feelings Space Pirates have are>Anger>Jealousy>GreedSpace Pirates are incapable of feeling love, affection, or other positive emotions, and they simply choose to not perceive the sensation of fear.
>>46258507nye~
>>46257392>>46257418With her sexy art too pls
Jesus Reine
>>46258488"Will this help me groom Japanese women?"
>>46258488>feathersThat's Kiara though
>>46258486It's so easy to laughIt's so easy to hateIt takes guts to be gentle and kind
>>46258397Zeta is actually way too horny for Ame.
>>46258440What even is this type of outfit? Wearing gloves and tights with something that looks like a one piece bathing suit?
>>46258477Next you're going to say the other g in hlgg doesn't stand for Gutenberg
Reine should just play COD campaign mode with this play style
I JWU, did Kiara use the X-Ray visor watch Samus' hand change positions when you swap beams?
>>46258569>That's Kiara thoughProof next thread I'm assuming?
>>46258573weird hand
>>46258109I honestly completely forgot about it. Kinda sad for missing out on the letter but oh well.
>>46258537they love tubes and remodeling
>>46258488PRINTING PRESS
>>46258132I knew I should've just checked /#/ if I wanted to know about numbers...
I'm now imagining Anya riding on top of a car while topless.
Thanks for the images of boobies
>>46258602Yes, someone told her, but she was fairly unimpressed by it.
Kiara should get an outfit like this.
So, will Kiara finally play skyrim after she finishes metroid?
>>46258593Maybe she was wearing the one piece swimsuit under her clothes and now she's stripping
>>46258602That was one of my favorite details from these games>>46258639aw...
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1641479126006775810https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1641479126006775810https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1641479126006775810
>>46258602WAIT THATS A THING?! Neat
>>46257965Gura's stream last night was especially great and I've been feeling jolly and energized all day thinking about it
>>46258600for the colorado map i figured it was better to just kill every single person on the map, since they were some weird ass private militia group and all.so it's not an unrealistic strategy in hitman
>>46258537A bounty hunter's fingers typed this.
FLAMMENWERFER
FLAMETHROWER LETS GO
Why is Kiara sympathizing with the villians?
>In what games is a flamethrower meh???Halo 3. It sucked.
Flamethrowers are usually meh in games
>>46258537Samus please
>Kiara is doing moral relativism
does samus ever get stronger missiles?
>Flamethrower acquiredOh no
>>46258706Anon, she's Austrian...
>>46258653Shut the fuck up about Skyrim already, Jesus Christ.
>>46258014>KiraSHE CAN DRAW YOU KNOW
>>46258707Dead Space original. It was so bad, in fact it's so bad for the entire original trilogy, only in Remake did it become good
>>46258706FE conditioned her to think evil = hot
>>46258712It's easier to say what games the flamethrower is actually good in. Like Deep Rock Galactic or Rising Storm.
>walk up to face>shoot in face>run
>>46258117my nostalgia... my bones...
>>46258755It was godlike in Dead Space 2 when fully upgraded
>>46257748The homos got 600 each
>>46256972
>>46258712Because people like them, but it's hard to make them look good
>>46258707the flame thrower is goodthe problem is the only give it you on flood missions and they just dont care about fire
chu~
I feel like these threads have become almost unusably shit since Fes. What's baffling to me is how people shitpost over literally nothing. Remember when >we had a meltdown over Ame maybe using creative mode in mc to build a railway? Feels so harmless now
KIARA BASED
>>46258756You say that, but she was actually very lukewarm on Edelgard by the end. Edelgard wasn't even in her top 4 to marry.
>omg Kiwawa so based!I hope the unarchived karaoke is next week
>>46258537So they are Kiaraschizos...
need punkiara...
>>46258756When was the last time the villain was the hottest character in a FE game? And don't say 3H because Rhea was way hotter than Edelgard in that game.
Kiwawa is based!
>>46256972the american ones
>>46258048Probably the hottest Kiara's art I've ever seen and fuck you this is a special month
KFP...
What did she mean by this?
boomerFP...
I want to have sex with this dog and I can't stop coming back to that thought and cumming to it.
>>46258832Nah, the quality has not gone anywhere since Fes. In my mind they're a bit better actually.
qrd on the pekora situation?
>>46258707also RE7and Bloodborne
>HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SO YOUNG, UGHKiara is trying her hardest not to turn into a cougar, seducing young men.
>Virile young men want to fuck soon to be hag Kiara
>>46258427Post another poal and get btfo again schizo
KFP are old fucks
What's this about young KFP?
kfp are full of old men...
Im 22
>15% zoomerDeep fry them all
>>46258172Oh yeah?So ZUN for ID4/JP7/EN3 kenfermed?
How old is the average hololive fan?
>>46258922>BloodborneDo your ARC reps
Anya opened up a portal to the Warp again.
>>46258922Bloodborne's shouldn't count
>Why's it gotta be a girl?Never thought I'd hear Reine say that
Professional bug finder
>85% over 22 years old in Kiara's chat>KFP is full of hags and ojisans.KFP.....
NO KIARA REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO COCO
>>46258655Yeah but what’s with the white gloves and tights?
>over 22yeah I'm 23, not really an ojisan yet though
https://twitter.com/kujirapasta/status/1641429263890149378https://twitter.com/kujirapasta/status/1641429263890149378https://twitter.com/kujirapasta/status/1641429263890149378new foobs dropped today
goddamn, KFP is oldme very much included
I thought it was already established that Mori and Kiara has older fans and that was one of the reasons they got so many sc's.
>>46258537Don't forget fear
>If I want to get more info I can look at YouTube statistics.Doxwawa...
>>46258223No... come back mr. John Advertiser... how else will Hiromoot do nothing but stream on his shitty youtube channel...
>>46258958it's still shit compared to the mist sprayor just flaming cane
>>46258869
i've seen the KFP meet up picturesthey aint that young
Why did Aqua mention IRyS just now
Older FP represent
>>46258950You mean 85% of you retards aren't actually stupid teenagers, you're 30+ year old boomers who STILL act like retarded teenagers? That's even worse than just being a retarded teenager.
>>46258913It awakened a sleeper agent. Nobody knows who or where, but soon something big is about to happen.
>>46257605just look at her and you will be able to tell
>>46259016>aquaIRoS
>>46259005They simply choose to not perceive.
>>46258600>CODOr just play Black
>>46259029No you don't understand I'm only PRETENDING to be retarded!
>>46259029Anon, in this day and age, age =/= maturity. Just look at social media for proof of that.
>>46259029Remember, you're here forever.
>>46259029what are you mad about
KFP is surprisingly old. I expected a lot of older people, but not 85%
>85% of KFP are over 22>KFP have a lot females>KFP have a lot christmas cakes and hagsKFP... why haven't you bred them yet?
>>46259070ok I understand
https://twitter.com/iBUYPOWER/status/1641475267343552513
>>46259015Genuine question: if you're balding, is it better to just shave it all off and be bald than leave the hair you've got left on your head? What is more attractive?
>>46259029one day it'll happen to YOU
>>46259109They are fucking dykes
>>46259029take a look at facebook, where 50 year olds behave like retarded teenagers
>>46259097Queue my shiny teeth and me
Give it to me straight. Is Kiwawa gaming?
>>46259109They're mostly lesbians
>everything infused by Phazon has some kind of bluish glow to it>Samus get Phazon infused>Shadow the Hedgehog palettewhat
>>46259029That's actually how it works. People always blame "underage retards" for shitposting but most of the time it's +30/40 grandpas with the maturity of a 13 years old
SOONRyS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0Ma_CNtU8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0Ma_CNtU8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0Ma_CNtU8
>>46259029where do you think >we are
>>46259123Silence, brand.
>>46259029I barely have it in me to shitpost anymore.
>>46259102tbf, it's a Metroid stream. Not sure how many zoomers are into Metroid considering that it was dead in the 10 years of their teenagehood.
>>46259102>older than 22 is oldDamn brat ###
>Kiara consider anyone under 22 to be a zoomer>mfw I was born in 2000What the fuck? Did I just get my zoomer title revoked?
>>46259147go for it anon
https://twitter.com/Lil_secret042/status/1641394546205667328I would buy thisI would spend up to 150 dollars on this
>>46259165She is average but cute.
>>46259147it should be obvious nigga
>>46259147If you can grow a beard let it grow and go completely bald
>>46259174>1hour earlier7hr stream SOON
>>46259147Just shave it off. It looks ridiculous when men comb their sparse long hairs over their balding head.
>>46259195CONGRATULATIONS ANONYou're now on the oji-san team.
>>46259109I'm not a cute girl, the waitresses don't want me...
>>46259150I'm 30. I just don't have any interest in numberfagging or hardcore tribalfagging or any shit like that. I'm just here to livepost the holomems I like. I find this thread by typing "boards.4channel.org/vt/global" directly into the search bar so I don't even have to see the catalog and all the gay bullshit that goes on in it.
>>46259195late 90s and early 00s is the twilight zoneneither a zoomer nor a millenial
>>46258488Idk but I wonder if the hello project girl who excitedly recognized Sara was the same one Kiara once mentioned she saw posting Takamori screenshots in their instagram story.
>>46259102Nigga it's older than 22, plenty of people between 23-25 are there. I wouldn't really call them "old"
>>46259147Some people just have very strangely shaped skulls and look bad bald as well.
>>46258665Is she setting up furniture?
I always imagined Kiara in Melania armor, I thought she would be so badass and just replace scarlet rot theme with flames
>>46259147Shave.
>>46259147i'm just going to wear a hat for the rest of my life, i dont have the patience to razer my entire fucking scalp clean
>>46259205face kinda looks fucked but everything else is nice
>>46259195>born in 2000ABAYO
>>46259147Skullet plus mustache is the most kino bald look
>>46259147definitely the shaveno matter how many combovers, man buns or otherwise dumb shit you do, everyone can always tellshaved bald can look great
>>46259147Some women love bald heads, some make fun of bald heads. But at the end of the day, if you're balding, there's only three ways to recover from that either get a wig, get a hair transplant, or just go bald.
>>46259195She just doesn't know zoomers are like 25 now
>>46259029Even normalfags that are older are just as retarded as the children they criticize. Retardation has no age limit anon
>>46259029>thinks the here forever thing is a meme
>>46259147I think I understand why everyone wore hats back in the day now
>>46259147Save some for the winter.
>>46259247Wait is this real?
>>46259147get hair implants
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>46255158: /hlgg/ has had 11037 threads, 3924 deaths, 15015472 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 32.5%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
>>46259195Zoomers are <=25 years old. If you're in that age bracket, you're a zoomer.
>>46259195The people that are born from 1997-2000 are technically zoomers, but in practice they are just millennials.
>>46259264>kiara>badass>opens her mouth >the illusion would be dispelled quickly
>>46259147all these bitch nigga replies, you can Revolver Ocelot it up if you got the looks and confidence
listening to aqua is like eating candy because
>>46259326I remember the days of 80%What happened?
This metroid bgm sounds like I'm schizoing out while hearing shark bgm.
Imagine not being born in the 80s.
I kinda want to see Kiara play Doom Eternal
>>46259350IT'S CALLED GAP MOE!
>>46259350http://poal.me/9bhgf4http://poal.me/9bhgf4http://poal.me/9bhgf4
>>46259353Based
>>46259098>>46259301>you are here forever>but the thread is dying and we almost never reach 1500 without a big collabmake up your mind
Reine on a rampage
This is my new favorite Anya.
>>46258973KFP are fucking based, fuck Zoomers and their witchhunts on fictional things
>>46259289Get an El Camino and and ringer tee to really rock the "70's scumbag who hits on underage girls" look.
>>46259331I just call everyone older than me a boomer and younger than me a zoomer
>>46259378>kiara plays doom eternal>chat types "kiara..."how would she handle that?
>>46259378I want to see it too. Even if she plays on the easiest difficulty
>>46259405sauce a nigga up
>>46259378No, Kiara should play Shenmue after this!
>>46259147
>>46259408That's a cool Anyq
>>46259353When is Hololive getting Metal Gear perms back? I remember Pekora had to delete her streams. Japanese corpo autism is the most frustrating thing ever.
>>46258067
>>46259408Why is it so hires
>>46259319She mentioned the instagram thing a long time ago. Probably 2020 or early 2021.
>>46259250I meant "old" relatively. I expected most viewers to be high schoolers or younger.
>>46259423i thought this is what everyone was doing?
>>46259441Batmanchama...
Today's the day.
>>46259435>catch the fucking leaf Kiwawa
>>46259431https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106708641
>>46259358>More EN vtubers means more generals dedicated to them>Constant drama in EN sphere means more split threads>Board getting bigger in general means more split threads>Threads dedicated to specific aspects, such as /#/ take in people who want to discuss that specific aspect
>>46258973>>46259109the 85% are the males, the 15% zoomers are all female
>>46259449Hot
>>46259250compared to other fanbases that's pretty old
>>46259441>penis shaped bald spotjesas...
>>46259408I like when her tracking gets stuck like this
>>46259264-and then she becomes naked after you defeat her first phase, right?
INA STOP BEING A SICK ANIME GIRL
>>46259029When you're old you either find a place to vent all of your intrusive thoughts or you have a meltdown while at a party after 5 White Claws. I want Towa inside of me and I have nowhere else to express this without it ruining my life.
>>46259509But Ina is sick.
>>4625951580% was never a thing, retard
>>46259234You can't be serious, just because I played flash games with you grampas back in the day, I don't get to be part of zoomies anymore?
>>46259274I just use my beard trimmer every 3 days, if you really want to have a smooth head sure use a razor but really who cares not like anyone besides me is going to touch my head.
>>46257852Speaking of this,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6FSzJCQJ30
>Kiara should play Final Fantasy 7>Kiara should play Dragon Age Origins>Kiara should play Mass EffectKiara pls!
>>46259482high schoolers watch adin ross telling them how find good women.
>>46259482>I expected most viewers to be high schoolers or youngervtubers' viewers have an average age way higher than twitch zoomers streamers>>46259528proof?
>>46259569>fishing hook stuck on her stomachOuch!
>>46259482Why? High Schoolers don't need girlfriend emulation as much as wage slaves.
>>46259408Whoah whoah whoah are you sure our servers are well equipped for this high resolution of an Anya?
Aqua is the stupid
>>46259584has she played any FFs?
>>46259569Yeah but that's not an excuse to act like a spiteful faggot to everyone else like so many people on this board do for literally like 16 hours per day. That's a whole different level of shameful if you're not literally a child with the undeveloped brain of a child.
>>46259584Kiara will never play Valkyria Chronicles...
>>46259482>high schoolers or youngerdont they only watch tiktok now?
>>46259640Square Enix permissions are a bitch for EN.
>>46259640yes, 14
Sometimes I think Kiara has Alzheimer's.
>>46259640Only 14, she want to play her first proper FF on stream, but EN perms hort.
>>46259645You're either deliberately or accidentally conflating the American ojisans here with the SEA people and teenagers phone posting because they get to say no no words on a website.
>>46259569You want her to ram you from behind and shoot her load inside of your innards??
>have Reine and Kiara on both my screens>they both have trouble playing their respective gamesI'm beginning to think birds aren't very smart
>>46259378>>46259435>>46259584Hmm how many cute girls per series are we talking?
>>46259435She already played yakuza (the superior game) tho
Reine playing Hitman like mass murderer simulator
>>46259664The Rodin of Minecraft
>>46259664Kaela attracts all the autists.
>Wawa is drunk with power rn
>>46259441
>>46259744If you want to see some extremely intelligent gameplay Aqua is live too
>>46259744preposterous
>>46259705Alzheimer’s what?
>>46259725That's the dream anon. https://streamable.com/8rdttu
>>46259504For the Mets to start their eventual end to choke in the playoffs?
NEW CRACKSHIP??>Aqua: I really want to watch Kaela's streams now. She must be making some amazing stuff every day.2:54:57 Aqua: She's an actual artisan.>Aqua: But I think she streams early in the morning my time.>Aqua: There's only two hour s of time difference with Kaela? Really?>Aqua: SO she just happened to be online in the morning?>Aqua: I'm so curious how you make such amazing buildings.>Aqua: I'm so inspired after seeing all that incredible archtecture. This about all i can do right now though.
Reine actually asking for help!
>>46259584Kiara should play Skyrim...
Marine is getting too oldShe's going to Adopt all the retarded zoomers
>>46259029I'm the only non retarded boomer here.
>>46259808You serious?
Kaela fucking up Aqua sleep schedule let's go!
>>46259841that's an oxymoron
>>46259763Final Fantasy 7 have 3 cute girls, one of them have massive tits.Dragon Age have 2 hot girls.Mass Effect 1 had none, because everyone looked ugly in the first game.
>>46259815>female kenzoku hearts fluttered during this
>>46259828A collab between those two would be astronomically awkward and painful to watch. Yagoo, book it!
>>46259808I'm going to open all their streams and hope some of my IQ gets transferred over
>>46259449
>>46259889fuck you tali is a qt
>>46259664Meanwhile on Kaela's stream
>>46259883I know you are, but what am I?
>>46259744FUCK YOU! HAVE YOU TRIED PLAYING USING WINGS INSTEAD OF HANDS!?
>>46259828Has Aqua ever seen a map?
>your oshi>would you eat Kiara's pizza?
>>46259744>have Reine and Kiara on both my screensYou want a medal or something you piece of shit?
Reine only has one way of playing games.. .brute force everythingcute
Pizza chamber is my dick btw.
I want to see holos playing Pizza Towa
>Holoenpizza>no delivery
Sorry but what's the difference between a pizza oven and a normal oven
Am I tripping? Isn't the pizza stream the day after tomorrow?
>Kiara will never play hotline miami
>>46259954KiaraI would lick her pizza clean
>>46259964>medal We make those now? Epic
>>46259954Pizza, ass, the snot from her throat, I'd eat anything from Kiara.
>>46259954IRySyeah
>>46259889dragon age origins has literal clay people 0 hot girlsliara looks fine in me1