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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! he's getting good !

Fat cat

Mysta is proud of his performance for Daddy Daddy Do and I'm extremely proud too. Mysta love

i don't even know what's happening on screen this feels like one of those autistic tiktok videos

>>46248363
Holy sex....who is this artist?

>>46248532
here !
https://twitter.com/sukinakoto1ppai/status/1640730188307890184

>>46248566
Thank you! ToT

>>46248467
he did really well ! i'm looking forward to what he has planned, i'm really hoping for an orange boys cover...

News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Nijiboys x IPSTAR Collab: https://weibo.com/u/6509826766
Sakura Bloom merch releases April 2nd: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/foi0_xiphed
Sonny bday merch releases April 5th: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1641289149557919744
Iluna m&g at GAYLORD WEEBCON April 9th: https://twitter.com/weebcon2023/status/1637983512782405633
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Iluna x Ensky Hobby: https://www.enskyshop.com/products/list?character_id=1231
Gm/Gn VPs (ends march 31)
Unit art Vol. 2
Ren Bday
Fulgur Bday

>>46248681
Alban's shitty singing... ToT

>>46248681
That would be so good...

He keeps getting better let's goo auban

Kek

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!

So many things happening in april. I'm so hyped sisters

>>46249289
April can't come fast enough

endless one more game

I hope alban keeps losing I don't want him to go..

I hope they can play stranger of paradise when it gets on steam, I think demon would like it

Nooo alban noooooooo

Alban cares more about entertain us than getting better in the game ;_;

I hope alban wins the first round at least...imagine the fanservice he would do..

alban nipon

I can't be angry at the jp sisters for stealing alban because they feed him well

Albaaaan ;_;

bye bye alban....don't beat yourself up over this tournament too much, hope you stay healthy and happy always...!

Alban rabu

My cute retarded boyfriend arbarn knoxu

Ren and Luca are in Mysta's stream

Day 4 of no demon... I still hope he's doing alright, and he's still liking fanart so that's a good thing. I listened to more asmrs and I'm so proud of the improvements and work that he puts into them. Mad scientist is still my favorite story-based one. I know it's hard to convince people to listen to it but it's a genuinely good horror story.

I forgot there's no wife today....

Ike's done with Mega Man X4! He said he wasn't expecting to go through both story modes, but I'm glad he did, I was afraid the stream would be on the shorter side, which I wouldn't really mind, but it's always nice to spend some extra time with him. Such a lovely way to spend my morning, to hear him be a nerd about Mega Man and be a try-hard gamer. I love both sides of him, and I got to experience a lot of that today. He has some errands to run, I hope they go well, and I hope your day goes well too, anons!

>>46245295
post bloodied and bruised boys

>>46251826
Thank you quilldren

>>46251320
Enter Sonny

Mysta getting gangbanged by aussie boys right now

Enter Ike

I love nijiboys

wow thats a lot of boys

WIFEEEEEE

Enter Fuuchan

so many boys my heart is happy
>so what is jesus
>uhhhhh

IM WHEEZING

mysterio...

by 'huge mousepad' sonny means his huge cock

This is so cute

>>46254464
The huge mousepad is to compensate for his average cock
Oh shit mysta did it

When mysta completes this does that mean we can get a full luxiem goi speedrun competition

>>46251926

wife's shota/whine voice is too much uuohhh

Enter Shu

enter shubert

I really appreciate all the boys collabs these days.

fuck you ike N is SEX

I feel like i'd throw up if I ate caviar toast

>>46255953
Vox please come back soon and stop coming here

exit ike

exit luca too

Fulgur with his fucked up looking fugi while Shu and Ren have their cute little wiggle fugis makes him look like the autistic kid in the corner of a kindergarten class.

did wife pass out in vc

>>46256406
kek

wife is alive!

kek wife

wuca love!

Mysta did it!

An hour and thirty minutes until he’s live

that luxnoc valorant collab....don't make me remember it wife

wife gone

>>46258408
this made me think he had a handcam stream coming up but its a super bunny collab

since demon is gone i miss him but it's nice spending time on my other oshis. mystas singing is actually so good i think he could genuinely make amazing covers if he wanted to

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

Quick someone update the niji goi rankings

>>46258940 (me)
im losing my touch

>>46259080
cute kindred i miss him too

>>46259052
>>46258928

>it's been 9 fucking months since jazz on the clock
jesus

>>46259359
3 more months till their second half anniversary

shu has been pretty cute on twitter since his break
https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1641482502463168512

>>46259411
I’m expecting absolutely nothing

>>46258289
Today has been a good day

i can't wait for april aieeeeeeeeeee

>>46259574
im expecting them to milk it for a second year

>>46259574
get ready for Jazz on the Clock 2: Electric Boogaloo

sakura wife sex

i miss vox

>>46261277
he'll be back soon

>>46261422
the break was so sudden...I miss he autism

need vox rp asmr where he's your needy discord kitten

>>46260522
I love pink wife

oh when luca said he'll predict how long it will take mysta to beat the game, he was actually right. wtf

>>46261900
i don't know what happened for people to start drawing pink wife again but i'm all fo it

>>46262019
Sakura season

I miss alban

>>46262207
I will kidnap him and have him live in my bedroom so that I never have to miss him again

>>46262143
makes sense

>>46261277
me too... I hate that he made me get used to the updates he always gives when on break so now that he is silent I feel a little worried

>>46262391
Takos are scary

>>46262819
I'll take care of him! I'm not going to neglect my pet

>>46262616
my theory is that he really did have family related emergency with say, a relative having a car accident or a stroke or something, they were in hospice and now passed away, and currently he's undergoing funeral arrangements.

Hex and genshin voice actor collabは始まりました

>>46263159
my theory is that he is has some irl film work/project to do. I feel like I imagined that but didn't he tweet months ago about having the opportunity to work on something like this?

sicklings, your oshi.......

>>46263961
wow that's great if true

i want two aussie boys teaching me how to play GOI, lucky mysta..

>>46263961
I dunno, he sounded really apprehensive about leaving and what he had to do. If it was something that good for him he would spin it as a real break

Can we have CYYU join, he sounds cool

>>46265320
he is a voice actor for genshin, i do not want more of that crowd in this fanbase..

>>46265366
Oh well in that case I hope he never collabs with our boys again

>>46265438
kek

>>46265320
>wanting a genshin VA on niji
you have no idea what you're asking for

>>46265320
As someone who has worked with someone who has worked with him, I don't think it's a good idea. It's even more of a bad idea considering the people who he's friends with. Not sure if they still talk though.

the only genshin VA I know is the pedophile one i don't think it's a good idea kek

I was looking forward to Hellhouse for more scary Hex.

>>46266167
This guy was friends with the pedo until it came to light

>>46267558
How did they hire so many insane people for their English VA...everyday I feel like I hear about a new controversy

>>46267023
it was rescheduled for tomorrow but who knows

>>46267558
for some reason it doesn't surprise me

>>46267722
I really used to be obsessed with va industry but the creeps that lurk and people who try to be progressive I got tired cause it seemed like a cool job.

>>46267558
to be fair it doesnt seem like he knew. but i wouldnt want him in niji anyways, hes got a nice voice but he basically acts as a fleshtuber with an avatar and his main audience is genshin teens

>>46267870
it feels like a lot of va scandals have come out more and more recently. on the jp and en side of thing

>>46267722
>so many insane people for their English VA
Fanbase reflects the oshi- I mean, the VA

>>46268104
Yeah, its tiring to see because I really admired that type of work and people just want to act coo coo. Some act like there still in high-school.

>>46268081
He also pushes genderbend shit harder than aster so I'd give up on looking in his nsfw tag for any yume art.

>>46268548
the things that having a popular voice can do

>>46268548
being a va is easier than being an artist or any other career that allows you to work on games/series. It's an easy way to get "in contact" with fans so i suppose a lot of creeps would abuse that

Thank you for the rt spam I love you sexcat

Today has been an amazing day

Owl house…what type of shit fucking taste

>i know what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna die

>>46269626
its not that bad...

>>46269762
it's fucking horrible...literally only got popular because the main couple is gay (and a boring one)

>>46270340
i did start watching it just to see how their relationship develops but i guess you are right that it gets boring once it's obvious they like each other.

>>46270544
when they finally make a hot big tiddy milf fall in a love with a cute loli then i'll watch cartoons again...speaking of loli the only 'good' character from toh is the collector for being such a cute bratty shota

>>46270665
the collector is the cutest, i doubt any cartoon will have a decent relationship since it's always marketed towards children.

No hex…do a solo zatsu

>>46270857
children HATE!

Lol Hex gets recognized because of his voice

hex is pretty comfy but the side of his head on his model looking bald always bothers me

>>46271158
Fuck that’s funny

Youve already played re4…and no stream? I hate him now

>>46271158
i'm so glad i'm not the only one who thinks that kek

>>46271603
Not the remake dumbass

>>46271670

that sickling's permanent smile makes me want to kick it

mysta and kyo collab
https://youtu.be/dIrOpyj08-g

Threesome sex with Mysta Rias and Kyo Kaneko I will not elaborate goodbye anons

>>46272895
now that's a collab i didn't expect

Bye bye Hex

Now back to our regular schedule of spooky games

>>46273181
“Spooky” if anything Hex is making these games actually scary when he plays into the act.

>>46273377
true actually because i didnt care about horror stuff at one point until i started watching him.

mysta my sides

this is the closest kyo will sound like a shota

why can't anycolor hire more 5 mystas and debut all of them in a wave

mysta is going to fuck his son let's gooooooooooooooooo

>>46272959
What if you did, though? I'm intrigued!

I want Mysta to call me daddy while he's fucking me... sorry

>>46274867
never apologize

kyo stop moaning PLEASE

>>46274975
kyo don't stop moaning PLEASE

mysta is a fucking toddlercon...not like this

i need shota kyo to fuck mysta now

horrible day. need ver

this is a very interesting ddlg roleplay collab

>>46275970
They're going to use a double ended dildo

>mysta as a single father lusting for his young child and pretending to be a dog for him
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP I CAN'T GET THIS HORNY IT'S TOO EARLY

>>46274708
Two boys with not that much experience and trying to guide them, that's the appeal. ToT Sorry, can't really write more I'm having huge fucking writer's block right now

I hope Vox can go through with the drama cd membership tier because I would love that very much

>>46276988
You're good, this is plenty <3

why does mysta hiccup so much

>>46276988
I feel like I can expand on this a bit more. Imagine showing the other how to kiss and touch you. French-kissing Mysta, putting you two in an intense, heated make-out session in front of Kyo, who you make watch up close and personal, so you can show him what he'll need to prepare for. Poking and prodding at Kyo's nipples while you straddle his waist, explaining to Mysta what you're doing and making Kyo say how he's feeling through breathy moans.

>>46277945
Holy shit that's lovely, if I could kiss your brain I would anon ily

i wonder if we'll ever get a on 1on1 collab with wife and luca...

>>46279505
You can go visit a special needs kindergarten class for the same experience

>>46278269
accuracy?

>>46279816
sonny is the only member of noctyx...

>>46279819
kek but luca has a special kind of autism he's perfect for wife

>>46279505
not with people like this around >>46279819

>>46279816
Ver is probably straight but he's so fruity...

>>46279816
>sonny the only straight
we need to kill him

i love it when kyo’s 1 on 1 collabs turn into zatsus in the end. like when he collabed with vox the lil zatsu fueled me for days.

>>46279999
Sonny is Noctyx Member what do you mean?

>>46279918
I want a collab with wife, doppi, Vox, Shu and Luca so it can be the true special needs kindergarten class experience

>>46280088
sex cat doesn't count because he's a whore and uki raped him

I want to volunteer to be the person that dies in front of Mysta and Kyo ToT

>>46280105
>Shu
>Luca
>Vox
>Fulgur
>Doppio
That's the special needs kindergarten class next to a doggy daycare experience.

>>46280142
Sex cat was a whore way before uki, it's literally his lore

>>46280204
Fuuchan is responsible for both and has to run back and forth to deal with the dog and the kids

>>46279924
I was just making a joke, chill

>>46280282
they're saying uki raped sonny, anon

>>46280386
Ah, I'm retarded

>>46280347
so was i

>>46280419

i don't understand people who tag their fanfic 'underage' and the characters are like, 17. WRITE A GOD DAMN PROPER SHOTA. MAKE HIM 13 OR 12 AIEEEEEEE I HATE THIS

>>46280532
Takaradachi.......

>>46280532
I mean technically they're still underaged and you bet your ass people would throw a shit fit if it's untagged, you know how they are. I still have brain holes from my tumblr days where they would argue that writing porn of 17 year olds is equivalent to child pornography

>>46280593
wrong
>>46280724
yeah but it's so hard to find a good proper really underage work uuu

>>46280724
Not them but it is annoying, underage should be under the age of consent, unless you like in some shit hole, it should be for 15 or younger. However I'm a writer and know how autistic people get over shit.

kyo's face kek

god i wish i were that dildo

Mysta teaching Kyo how to suck dick TOT

kyo will slowly understand mysta really doesn't give a fuck

>>46281579
mysta can't even suck dick, that's like the blind leading the blind

Uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcGJ51Po_ds

>>46281774
That's even cuter

>>46281933
Inexperienced man teaching little boy how to suck dick TOT

>>46279816
Yo my tier list got crossposted? Interesting. Still uncertain on Kyo and Ver, good that we're all refusing to put Sonny in straight though. He was so shy and fucking cute when describing his skinship with Uki in Japan, I have to clock him as some sort of gay

>>46282265
Homofelxible anon!

I don't really like kyo to much anymore but I'll watch the collab since mystas there.

>>46279816
i think shu is aroace but i don't think main would agree

>>46282543
Please release me from this torment I prefer when I was called Violisko anon....

>>46282699
shu is gay for sonny and luca

>>46282850
homoflexible was cute

>>46282699
i believe he is too, he has 0 reaction to those kind of things and he has no stories about it except when he was oblivious to girls hitting on him when they asked to take a picture with him.

>>46283073
Kya....anon called me cute (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

>>46282699
you know what, i believe. i also think wife is a little aromantic but that's just me

>>46279819
my fucking sides

>>46282699
He might be aroace but sometimes it is a bit hard to tell with how autistic he is

sakura hex!

>>46282699
Wouldn't be surprised, if he does like people I don't think gender affects it though he reminds me of my ex

>>46283989
Cute!

i miss alban.....

>>46285507
Sorry, you can have him soon we're just cleaning up

>>46285704
give him back......

Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgRSWdH289U

>>46285767
i like that there's a takaradachi version of this now

>>46285865
nothing is scarier than that lucub one though.....

Uki likes Hex’s asmr

>>46285952
but we're cute...

kaichou ....your membership stream. was supposed to make my day better

>>46285952
lucubs are cute

Kinography

Good luck to any anons applying!

>>46286484
i remember the liveposting when vox streamed it

>>46286484
it's gonna be so weird when luca gets his second outfit, I can't imagine him without his suit...please don't nerf your boobs luca

>>46286484
Luca looks so silly with his hat on...I love it

>>46286484
I love our kings of light...

>>46279816
Vix is heterosexual.

>>46286718
Not when he's dressed like a greek god and his tits are fully out

>>46287592
Who is vix?

>>46287679
Typo, meant Vox

>>46287858
He just needs a man to teach him, no way that guy is 100% straight

oh yeah uki is playing mc

Vox flip flops so much on whether he likes guys or not that I just think he needs a good dick just once to seal his bisexuality

>>46287600
luca with tits out wont be as fun anymore tbdesu.
anyway i remember him saying his armpits will be exposed

>>46288908
He's definitely straight but uses his love for fictional men and gay jokes to make himself seem like he fits in with queers. He's uncomfortable with a dick anywhere near him and has to do a double take to include men and trannies in the things he says. At most he's bicurious but I can tell he's inherently straight.

Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceYlNH-sAQY

>>46289034
i would have a lot of fun with his tits out actually

Fun fact #2 about my oshi is that his hair is long enough to put in a bun

>>46289321
Vox reminds me if my friends from high school, they weren't gay but at a house party would suck cock.

>>46289948
That's just bisexual with extra steps and a dose of denial

>>46288908
The only actual gay dude in niji is uki.

>>46289948
why do men have so many stories like this? i had a friend tell me that he and his friends jacked off together at his house watching porn but "they're not gay"

>>46289321
He just needs to fuck a femboy that'll fix him

>>46290136
Because women don't like bi dudes on average. At least normie women.

>>46290207
Bisexual can only be with other bisexuals, it is gay law

>>46290207
they're missing out

>>46290207
Bi men are seen as gay-lite and Bi women are seen as straight-lite

>>46290136
Toxic masculinity and society; men call every single interaction within 5 feet of another male gay while women can have sex with each other and not be considered dykes. They probably did it for the luls but it doesn't mean they have an actual sexual attraction to other men. You might argue that's still gay but not necessarily, men are just weird like that. They can do all this weird stuff with each other but not be into men. It's a male thing no one really understands it.

>>46290207
Personally I never got why women hate bi men but I get that everyone has a preference and it's understandable.

>>46290470
what about the sucking dick part?

>>46290548
It's because they think bi men are gay men in denial

>>46290207
Back when I was a stripper I told a guy I didn't care if he was bi and the dude broke down in tears cause no one usually tells him that,

>>46290658
People really come from everywhere here

>>46290645
Makes sense. Most bifags have a preference for women though but I can see why women would want their man to be only into women.

>>46290833
stripper anon is great when they share their stories

>>46290658
Yeah, I don't know how it is now, but I know women hated that shit when I used to date. Depending on the girl you fucked with it was a death sentence lmao.

Anyway I'm glad none of the actually bi niji guys ever have to deal with that or ever had to.

>>46290833
Forgot my past was a weird thing. Anyway, guys are super insecure about being bi a lot of the time

>>46290658
oh I hope he felt better with that...

>>46290982
I mean the older ones, Noctyx.... definetly had to deal with it

>>46285767
Me on the right

>>46291001
I swear to god you were a lucub

>>46291077
Aruban....

>>46291177
Oh I am, I just appreciate his little brother a lot too

>>46291077
Fuuchan..

>>46291444
based ohyo brothers enjoyer

I think it could have been fun to have Aruban and Uki in call too during the zatsu.

myterio so small

>>46291918
imagine

wife is going to cream his pants on april 1st

>>46291740
Alban lacked of a father figure when he was a child. This is not normal.

>>46282265

>>46292300
Kek I love ver

>>46292088
>april first
wife...........................

>>46291918
im obsessed with this artist

>>46292941
its the karma he gets for whatever hes gonna pull with the double batsu this sunday

>>46292194
I think we all knew this, he is a street rat whore after all

i would like to be fucked by mysta and luca at the same time

>>46292993
Imagine the

>>46293120
hugs!

>>46293120
cuddles

>>46293120
onahole

>>46293080
You and me both... makes me want to write something about it but head empty atm

>>46286571
Thank you! This time I'll have to do it em!

(And if not this time, 3rd times the charm!)

>>46293070
Why are you so cruel to this cutie

>>46293399
i'm shit at writing and as much as i watch mysta, i still have no idea if he would be submissive or dominant during sex compared to luca. i'd imagine they just take turns using me with mysta going first

>>46293568
I will cum in that jar

>>46293633
I seriously think Mysta is an absolute wild card, someone here once said he is simultaneously a brat tamer and a brat that needs to be tamed and it tracks with me. I can also see them playing rock paper scissors or something to see who gets to have you first, they are kind of silly that way.

>>46293633
luca would be a submissive top who cries during sex because it feels good and constantly asks for praise. i imagine mysta would be sort of the same with less crying, but i don't watch enough mysta to say anything conclusive

ever since mysta talked about being a pro at sucking dick i cant stop thinking about it, im not even a mystake help me anons

>>46293911
i can see that. the only reason i think mysta would go first is because his stamina is lower than luca's. i just imagine once luca starts, he won't stop. riding luca and mysta coming in from the back for dp basically

>>46294064
remember he tried it in 3 different positions to make sure he could actually take the entire 6 inches

>>46294064
Not sure if this would make you feel hornier but he isn't a pro at sucking dick, he has never sucked dick just a dildo but he does have a big ego about sucking cock I guess.
He's be all cocky about it saying he is the best at giving head but then he'll salivate all over your cock and choke like a little bitch, poor technique that he will try to cover with enthusiasm

>>46294064
think about it MORE

Goodnight nenmen

>>46294360
night night sickling

>>46294360
goodnight sickling

>>46294360
gn !

>>46294280
>>46294248
>>46294310

imagining mysta with a real dick trying desperately to remember his dildo practice and very very slowly trying to fit it into his mouth with his eyes tearing up

luca stuck in a glue trap

>>46294773
the doppio one is so funny

>>46294149
>i just imagine once luca starts, he won't stop
POST THE IMAGE

>>46294972

>>46294890
you cant just say that and not show it

>>46294890
>d"ominating a glue trap (and definitely not "d"ying on one)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK WUCA SO BAD.I WANNA GARGLE ON HIS SHAFT LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS BABY BATTER IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK LUCA SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS OF CUM, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS AUSSIE COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE LUCA I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT LUCA
HELP ME. FUCK. LUCA.
I'M SO HORNY FOR MAFIA BOSS COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>i will never suck luca's unwashed cock as he looks down on me like i'm trash
WHY
LIVE

>>46295107
giant sleep with me energy pose

I missed when the song premiered, does anyone actually think Hexed is a good song?

>>46295431
genuinely yes if you like Corpse, but i don't

>>46293080
Oh I just read about that comic today its so cute.

>>46295431
It's very lofi sound cloud rap about fucking bitches, it's alright nothing spectacular but it's a niche that certian people enjoy

is mintfag around?

>>46296422
Why, are you horny for scat tonight?

>>46296471
no i just miss their weird ass

>>46296471
No I only want piss

my husband is driving badly!
https://youtu.be/kZdOPonA3dc
https://youtu.be/kZdOPonA3dc

>>46296420
Something about Hex rapping about being in his bag amuses and endears me

>>46296565
Aww thanks for missing me

>>46297531
kill yourself (i hope you're doing well)

>>46297610
I'm doing alright, I'm just missing wife particularly hard tonight

>>46297721
me too uuuuuuuu at least he's back tomorrow

I love Alban Knox with all my heart

>>46296999
I'm just imagining him sitting and writing (on paper) down the lyrics, it's so cringey but kind of endearing

>>46297777
I can't wait to go fishing with wife tomorrow!
>>46296471
I'm more than just my scatposting...what about my animal penis posts

>>46292194
Aruban... Orange boys...

hhrhrggghhhh VOX DOKO????

>>46297965
oh shit it's the fishing game???
>wife loves fishing
>i love fishing
we....we....WE ARE!

>>46298005
god i want to see them take a double ended dildo in front of a bunch of old men so badly

>>46298067
H-hot. On their backs or knees?

>>46298057
Old white men?

>>46298264
not sure how it'd work on their knees but if it's possible then it'd be hotter...hhng watching two cute little boys make out while taking the same dildo in them TOT i hope they hold hands too...

>>46298293
i'm not 2 of those