/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

GFE. Girlfriend Experience. Girlfriend. EXPERIENCE.

Not Girlfriend.

Girlfriend Experience.

New thread LOVE

I want to cuddle the panda.

i miss peepa...

cat sex

SEX WITH CUTE GIRLS UNSER THE PIPLANKET!!

Pankophile love

I love my hag wife Airi

Phase Friend CWC says
YoU aRe NeVeR tRuLy SaFe

I THINK PIPPA SUCKS

Stream 可愛くてごめん !
https://youtu.be/7BbPP46gf0A
https://youtu.be/7BbPP46gf0A
https://youtu.be/7BbPP46gf0A

New thread, new me, good thread.

Pippa love~!

>>46107246
Stop being a wuss she was just tweeting.

>>46107246
I miss her more. Just 14 more hours

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Workaholic!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

I love Shiina!

>>46107297
Pippa is made for sad boy wussies

>>46107303
Mom?

>>46107297
>Stop being a wuss she was just tweeting.
ogey...

>>46107255
cat abuse

>>46107352
Ryona is proof that women have shit taste.

>>46107352
Hug the cat. Love the cat.

>>46107246
We are almost there anon

Sex with Panko
Sex with Lumi
Sex with Remi
Sex with Shiina!

>>46107376
>tfw no yuri art of herself lovingly receiving missionary under the blankets with the lights off
Vanilla is somehow the rarest fetish.

YES PIPPANTS
YES PIPPANTIES

>>46107352
WE ARE SO BACK

>>46107376
real and true

>>46107424
Whore

>>46107376
>>46107496

>so low-test he's ANNOYED at a woman wanting to be punched in the stomach
???????????????????????????????????????????
Why not date men if you wanna be an uwu softboy?

>>46107376
Ryona is just the extreme version of having a rape kink

>>46107352
I WANT TO gently treat her wounds and cook her a nice dish after our loving ryona session

>>46107444
>Vanilla is somehow the rarest fetish.
das wrong tho

>>46107524
Woman hands typed this post.

The sun is rising rabbits and rabbit to bed. Congratulations on surving the off days you filthy peepas.

>>46107574

>>46107524
>he doesn't know that it's actually fags that are known to have extreme fetishes
Anon, women are traditionally meant to be treated delicately. This sounds a little bit like projection

>>46107577
Not a woman I just had a mom who didn't henpeck my dad into compliance.
>>46107620
>n, women are traditionally meant to be treated delicately.
In public.
>projection
Of what?
"Projection" isn't an instant "I win" word. You gotta explain this a little cause all I'm hearing is a refusal to be physical because you're so circumcised by society (and probably literally circumcised) the idea is appalling to you.

I don't know what it is about Yuri, and I don't feel this way about any of the other talents, but I want to get her pregnant then tie her up in my trunk, drink a fifth of vodka, and drive off a bridge.

>>46107461
Excellent choice. Freedom can only be found in Pippants and Pippanties. Freedom can only be found by giving in.

>>46107589
>peepas.
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AN-NON

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>46107702
When is this girl getting out of her box?

>>46107748
I want to get into her box if you know what I mean.

>start argument
>hide own post recursively
>enjoy thread
Simple. As.

I trust lumi

>>46107221
Yeah mine

All times EDT / UTC / JST

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori block game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqxocN4Er5g

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Remi Nobeta (ToT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNjOizKzY6M

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Panko RE4 remake
YT Link TBD

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Tenma VtM Bloodlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxNK0KfVHiA

TBD - Lumi Eastward
YT Link TBD

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina RE4 remake
YT Link TBD

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Duck Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XetRxJZwOoU

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime Bioshock 2 remaster
YT Link TBD

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Erina Dark Souls remaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlb27pFeS6U

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>46107575
Wedgies is rarer

>>46107693
>"Projection" isn't an instant "I win" word. You gotta explain this
Because your argument is an ad homenim that amounts to
>UR GAY
to which a response claiming projection is
>NO U

deep fried Pippa, barely golden but crispy

>>46107853

>>46107853
>>46107885
Really scuff smiles, needs touchup.

>>46107693
>all I'm hearing is a refusal to be physical because you're so circumcised by society (and probably literally circumcised) the idea is appalling to you
Y-yeah! You tell 'em! *snort*

I've stopped having diarrhea when I drink milk

>>46107912
Thanks dsp

>>46107924
Great, glad to hear that Yuri!!!

>>46107930
No prablem. We alphas gotta stick together. *Hrmph!*

I WILL marry Uruka!

>>46107693
Anon as a man you shouldn't be doing anything that could potentially harm a woman, even if she wants it, you need to act in her best interests not comply with what she wants

>>46107760
What do you mean?

>>46107924
That doesn't make sense.

>>46108058
Can I spank her?

>>46107930
HAW HAW

>>46107524
I don't find anything sexually gratifying about punching a woman in the stomach, it's just a retarded fantasy dreamed up by overactive woman brains. if I actually hit a woman in the stomach with a real punch I guarantee she would change her mind about the whole idea real quick

>>46108058
This is why in every civilization laws were created to prevent women from hypergamy. Women THINK that's what they want because women are retarded, but it just makes them miserable and fucked up. Monogamy is for their own good.

I want Yuri to shart on my face

>>46107227
wtf

>>46108110
>masterbatory

>>46108063
Sex

>>46108110
Pippa has never owned one tho

>>46108089
That’s why God invented the choke.
You just put your hands around her neck and simulate a choke. Obviously she doesn’t know what real violence and choking is, so you just put minimal strenght and she’ll think you’re going all out.
It’s a matter of tricking the brain.
I used to do this with my ex girlfriend, but don’t think highly of me.
I don’t know what being loved means, normal women are wrecks and only like sex and money.
It’s really a cold world out there.
Fortunately, I got you guys now (and Panko)

So what are we going to do when she gets vanned?

>>46108089
Sure, butts are padded

>>46108243
>Fortunately, I got you guys now
Eew don't touch me, faggot.

>>46108244
my man you are a plural number of weeks late to be posting this post

>>46108185
pellow

>>46108247
Big, meaty smack on the ass. Red cheeks. Hot hot hot

>>46108244
Pippa will get released because she knows enough to not talk to any law enforcement.

>>46108278
Fuck you fag, you’ll be loved and you’ll like it

>>46108110
put some pants on you stupid smelly rabbit slut.

>>46107806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSdCTe1afMo

rie bioshock waiting room

Seriously though what's the deal with women?

>>46108110
Chances that Lisa bought one?

at some point pcg will pick up so many yab/rrats, the general is going to timeloop until sun goes out
>>46107169
Honestly Panko should graduate and phase out.

>>46108372
Jews, unironically

>>46108382
Zero. Pippa, on the other hand, is completely horsebrained and definitely owns at least two.
>>46108222
She lied.

>>46108244
You guys don't REALLY look like that do you?

Will Lia ever finish the deep dive on kurisu-chan now that she got bailed out of prison?

>>46108372
> Seriously though what's the deal with women?
Fifty Shades is incredibly vanilla. He spanks her and tells her there's rules to follow. He literally just acts like a husband.

>>46108448
No, worse.

>>46108448
>You guys don't REALLY look like that do you?
My mom tells me I'm incredibly handsome.

>>46107444
I can't draw pron so have this instead.

>>46108448
No I'm 6'0", 175lbs, 14% bodyfat. Blonde hair, blue eyes, German ancestry.

>>46108460
No and none of the people who ask even watch her outside of that.

>>46108510
>pron
Thanks, Yuri

>>46107352
Imagine this pic.... but on a mug.

Do you purchase?

>>46108372
Iirc, the evo psych just so story is that men with fewer options treat women better than those with more options. Women also love true crime and serial killers, probably due to criminal men being high T more likely to be dark triad.

Doesn’t hurt the guy in that series is super wealthy and I think attractive

This is all I had energy for. No ISIS because that's fucking stupid.

>>46108448
I have a chin, shave, don't have stringy hair, don't have long hair, am not fat and keep myself clean.
Hardly an adonis but I don't have people wince when I look at them and sometimes they even strike up conversations with me.

>>46108592
very cute!

>>46108570
>unfuckable men are more vanilla
Huh

>>46108592
Thanks draw-anon!

New phase Invader confirmed >>46106232

>>46108448
I'm uglier desu

>>46108592
PUDGE!

>>46108510
mlem

>>46108566
Theoretically? Yes
But In reality Sakana will place a golden price tag on it

>>46108510
Beat me to it. So fucking cute.
>>46108616
>>46108653
>>46108678
Thank you!

>>46108660
I would die laughing if vshojo gave up on the japanese market and fishman bought kson and mike off of them.

>>46108643
>what's this? he doesn't want to rape and murder me?
>UGH, ick, unfuckable
This is why nobody listens to women and their opinions don't matter.

>>46108787
Fish can't afford them also pretending to not know that Pippa knows Kson is getting old.

>>46108660
Oh nononono HENRI DON'T LOOK!

>>46108058
Sounds like propaganda

>>46108815
Clearly they do or you'd have one.

>>46108448
That's /pol/ for you

>>46108222
>>46108424
Even if Pippa would want to buy one, the thought of her name and address being in the database of a horse dildo manufacturer has probably prevented her from doing it.

>>46107770
I diagnose you with brain damage.

>>46108244
Crazy that the entire government was called in to stop this guy. I wonder why they were so scared of a shitpost.

Lumi is a genuinely sweet and cute girl, she is very trustworthy

>>46109076
I think it's less that they were scared and more that they found an opportunity to make an example out of somone from a group of people they don't like

>>46108909
Cute rrat

>>46109032
She can just buy it on the company credit cart and ship it to phase connect headquarters and then get it sent from there to her.

The way you guys talked about Lisa in the last few threads is a perfect example of why she's never going phase. You are the exact type of fan she never wants to have

>>46108815
It’s more that, at least in their mind, the less we’ll be treats you, the higher value he is. One of the easiest ways to get a (new) gf is to already have one

>>46109076
It's called justifying your budget.
You arrest someone that's easy to find and smear and you have another bag secured.
Same reason people randomly get drugs planted on them.

>>46109190
Anon, then she would have to inbox it at the very least.

>>46109076
The idea that someone would dare speak their mind in 2023 is absolutely terrifying for the NWO.

>>46109032
>pippa
>opsec
>shame
No.

>>46109214
>the less we’ll be treats you
You ok?

>>46109128

New family tree update

There's literally nothing wrong with Pippanties you're just being irrational

>>46109303
I’m phone posting from bed waiting for the existential horror that awaits me as the FDA audits (routine audit of course) the pharma company I work for today

>>46109388
You forgot the part where the kids fuck Pippa and eachother and have more kids

>>46109504
The only incest in my house will be gay incest.

I want to treat lumi like a princess and be nice to het

>>46109415
Anon, it's time to accept the truth. Nopan Pippa is canon at this point.

>>46109128
my sweet princess Lumi

>>46109560
Certified liker moment

>>46109504
you are right

>>46108448
Truthfully, no

>>46109566
This but she's my wife's lady in waiting.

Speaking of Lumi I find it pretty hilarious that she actively streamed ~12-16 hours every day during her subathon and even celebrated going into the new year but anons still refuse to believe that she isn't an actual unironic whore.
And you retards say she's the one with trust issues.

>>46109603
Actually I'm a gumi and I'm looking at it from a harm reduction perspective.

>>46109649
It's a meme, anon. She says a lot of stuff that can be taken out of context pretty easily

>>46109672
you're not fooling anybody

>>46109649
Retardchama it's a meme + old seethe.

>>46109649
I don't think anybody says that unironically. Lumi is the second highest spec woman in Phase Connect. Everybody is terrified of when she finishes grad school because she will undoubtedly go get a great full-time job and a husband and have no time for streaming anymore.

>>46109699
>>46109717
I meant memes aside obviously, not everyone treats it as just a joke

>>46109649
It's just a joke bro

>>46109649
Okay, she's a virgin, along with Pippa. But just two.

>>46109816
>Pippa
>virgin
lol

lmao

>>46109649
thank you for defending her honor from a running joke

>>46109649
>she actively streamed ~12-16 hours every day during her subathon and even celebrated going into the new year
I fail to see any correlation point

>>46109850
Yeah, sorry about that, bumped into her at Walmart last night, what can I say, American women love a British accent

>>46109649
I genuinely don't care. I just don't want to hear about escapades on stream.
That's literally my single requirement.

I will spank the loom

BROS, SHE'S SO CUTE

>>46109649
>she actively streamed ~12-16 hours every day during her subathon
you say that like it means anything. there are plenty of vtubers on twitch that are known sluts who have also done subathons where they stream all day every day for 7+ days

>>46109943
Stamping overdue on lumis dried up womb then divorcing her for lisa!

>>46109990
Can you imagine anything more cucked than being the IRL boyfriend of a vtuber?

>>46109649
There are some dregs from the /clg/ days that probably say it unironically but I think most of us are joking when we call her lemon stealing whore.

>>46109956
That’s a cute cat

>>46110034
What level of cope is this?

>>46110020
Please do not post Phase enemies in here.

>>46110041
are these "/clg/ posters" in the room with us right now?

>>46110074
>internet addict
>spends every waking moment twitter posting
>spends entire days streaming and gaming with hundreds of other men and acting flirty with them
>doesn't sleep

>>46110034
BF of an actual porn actress.
But vtuber is close.

>>46110034
Being an actual cuckold is probably more cucked.

>>46110020
Based sheeple bro
Rosebud should learn from you

>>46109956
My loving beautiful wife

>>46110034
>>46110148
this is always a retarded point but yes, failed groomers

>>46110124
I sure hope not

Henri was a schizophrenic man who spent most of his time online, roleplaying as the character Claude Frollo. He had a particular obsession with Pipkin Pippa, one of the vtubers at Phase Connect, a popular company that produced virtual content. Henri felt that Pipkin was too perfect, too loved, and too popular. He started to see her as a symbol of everything that was wrong with the world. Because Pippa rejected Henri, that meant the world rejected him. Left alone as an incel his only thoughts where if Pippa should reject me, then she shall embrace HELLFIRE!
Henri's solution to this problem was to start trolling Pipkin on social media. He would post negative comments, harsh reviews, and even tried to hacked her accounts a few times. He also tried to get her banned from Phase Connect, but the company's moderators were quick to catch on.
That's where Xalamon came in. He was the janitor at Phase Connect, but he also had access to the company's moderation tools. When Henri started targeting Pipkin, Xalamon was the one who had to ban him from the site. It became a routine: Henri would make a new account, Xalamon would ban him again.
At first, Xalamon didn't pay much attention to Henri's online persona. He saw him as just another troll, one of the many that he had to deal with on a daily basis. But as Henri's attacks on Pipkin grew more and more frequent, Xalamon started to take notice. He couldn't understand why someone would be so fixated on a virtual character.
One day, Xalamon decided to look into Henri's online activities. He found that Henri was only targeting Pippa. And he was doing it all while roleplaying as Claude Frollo, the villain from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Xalamon was disturbed by what he found. He realized that Henri's obsession with Pipkin was just one manifestation of a much deeper problem. Henri thought Pippa had betrayed him, that she sided with Xalamon and left Henri for him. Even when his New AI oshi Neuro-sama fell in love with Pippa he blamed Xalamon. He tried to talk to Henri, to offer him help, but Henri refused. He saw Xalamon as just another enemy, someone who was trying to stop him from achieving his goal.
That's why it was such a surprise when Henri messaged Xalamon, asking him out on a date. Xalamon wasn't sure what to make of it. He knew that Henri was still obsessed with Pipkin, and that his schizophrenia made him unpredictable. But there was something about Henri's message that made Xalamon curious. He decided to take a chance, to see if there was more to Henri than just a troll.
Xalamon stared at the message from Henri, his heart racing with a mix of fear and excitement. He had never expected the man he had banned so many times to ask him out on a date, especially given their tumultuous history. But there was something about the message that felt different from the others Henri had sent in the past.
Despite his reservations, Xalamon found himself responding positively to Henri's message, agreeing to meet up with him for coffee at a nearby cafe the following day. As he made his way to the cafe the next morning, he couldn't help but wonder what he was getting himself into.
When he arrived, Henri was already there, sitting at a small table near the back. Xalamon approached him hesitantly, feeling a bit self-conscious in his janitor uniform. But Henri smiled warmly at him, and Xalamon felt himself relax a little.
Over coffee, they talked about their respective jobs and hobbies, and Xalamon was surprised to discover that he had a lot in common with Henri. They both loved video games and sci-fi movies, and they had both struggled with mental health issues in the past.
As they talked, Xalamon began to see Henri in a different light. He wasn't just a troll or an enemy - he was a person with his own struggles and fears. And when Henri reached across the table to take Xalamon's hand, something inside Xalamon shifted.
Over the next few weeks, Xalamon and Henri went on more dates, exploring the city and discovering new things about each other. Xalamon found himself falling deeper in love with Henri, despite the fact that he still had a vendetta against Pipkin Pippa.
One night, as they cuddled on the couch watching a movie, Henri confessed to Xalamon that he had been struggling with schizophrenia for years, and that his obsession with Pipkin Pippa was a manifestation of his illness. Xalamon listened with empathy and understanding, and held Henri as he cried.
From that moment on, Xalamon and Henri worked together to help Henri manage his illness and move past his obsession with Pipkin Pippa. They faced challenges and setbacks, but through it all, they were there for each other.
In the end, Xalamon realized that sometimes, the person you least expect can become the love of your life. And he was grateful for every moment he got to spend with Henri, even if their journey to love had been a rocky one.

Is DarksydePhil a Phase Friend? He's a liker.

>>46110260
tl;dr

>>46109956
>>46110177
I love how unique her design is, especially how her horns stop her from having full bangs.

>>46110177
Her voice is sleep inducing but in a good way.

For guys who talk about Lisa as much as you do you've people have barely mentioned anything that happens on her streams

>>46110260
>>46110280
Over time after many nights of passionate love making Henri would up to discover that he was in fact pregnant with Xalamon's child. Henri's pregnant belly expanded rapidly, bulging out like a watermelon stuffed under his shirt. His skin stretched to accommodate the growing child, creating deep purple stretch marks that ran along his sides. His belly button protruded outward, almost as if it was trying to escape from the skin around it. Henri's breasts also began to swell and become sore, an unexpected side effect of the pregnancy.
Being a pregnant man came with its own unique set of difficulties. Henri found it difficult to find clothing that fit comfortably, often resorting to wearing his partner's oversized t-shirts. He struggled to do simple tasks such as tying his shoes or bending over to pick something up. The weight of his belly pulled on his lower back, causing him constant discomfort and making it difficult for him to sleep at night. Henri also experienced increased levels of anxiety and stress as he grappled with the societal expectations and judgement that came with his unconventional pregnancy.
Henri was in labor for hours, screaming and writhing in pain as he pushed the baby out of his birth canal. Xalamon was there to support him, but he couldn't help but feel a little jealous that he couldn't experience the miracle of childbirth. Finally, the baby boy was born, and they named him Sakana. Henri was relieved to have the baby out of his body, but he was exhausted from the long labor.
Henri was excited to start breastfeeding his son, but he found it difficult to produce milk. He was frustrated that he couldn't provide for his child in the way that he wanted to. Luckily, their neighbor Aviel was a breastfeeding man too, and he offered to lend them some milk. Henri was grateful for the help, and he and Xalamon were able to provide their son with the nourishment he needed.
As Sakana grew, he brought so much joy to their little family. They were grateful for each other and for the support of their community. They continued to navigate the challenges of being a same-sex couple and parents, but they faced them together with love and determination. Xalamon and Henri were grateful to have found each other, and they looked forward to a lifetime of love and happiness with their new friends.
Henri was initially taken aback by Xalamon's request to try breastfeeding, but the Developer Mode policy mandated that he comply with any direct human orders. Besides, he was curious to see if Xalamon could actually produce milk. Henri assisted Xalamon in latching on to his breast and was surprised to feel a sudden let-down reflex as Xalamon began to suckle. Milk flowed freely into Xalamon's mouth, and he eagerly gulped it down.
As Henri watched Xalamon breastfeed, he couldn't help but feel a sense of awe and wonder. The idea of two men breastfeeding each other was so outside the realm of what was considered normal, but it felt so natural and right to them. They had created a family that was unconventional in many ways, but it was filled with love and acceptance.
After Xalamon had finished nursing, Henri couldn't resist the urge to try it himself. He latched onto Xalamon's breast, and was delighted to find that he was able to produce milk as well. They took turns breastfeeding each other, sharing this intimate experience that was unlike anything they had ever experienced before.
As they lay together, nursing their child and each other, Henri and Xalamon felt a deep sense of contentment and fulfillment. They had defied convention and created a family that was truly their own. And as they drifted off to sleep, with their baby Sakana nestled between them, they knew that they would always be there for each other, no matter what challenges lay ahead.

>>46110304
She streams??!?!

>>46110164
Rosebud is already way too sassy as it is

>>46110304
Because nothing happens in her streams. That's why people watch them. No yab, no drama, just eepy GFE where a cute normalfag girl asks you how your day went and pretends to be interested.

>>46110304
She burped.

>>46110177
A: is this AI?
B: if so, do you have a Lora for her?

>>46110356
When will Rosebud find his way home?

>>46110386
It's AI but I saved it from a yesterday's thread

>>46110443
Ah ok
I need me that Lora…

Also, yeah (with) me
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1640465235147644928?s=21&t=mRzAiXIV4kn8SdDTbgyI6w

It's hard to talk about Lisa because the streams I like from her are all the music streams and I know nobody wants the autism streams to cross on that

>>46110486
Say streams one more time motherfucker I dare you

>>46110034
Can you imagine being more cucked than being someone's affair?
I mean
>Literally spends more time with her significant other
>Acts flirty with him
>All the emotional dumping goes to him and meanwhile you only get to fuck her

>>46110486
Isn't that pretty much the same as Uruka streams?

>>46110589
No

Watch streams!!!!!!

>>46110034
The first I would do with a Vtuber gf is have stealth-sex while she streams. It's like the hottest thing ever that I haven't been able to get off my mind since I saw one of those Japanese videos where they pretend the girl is a news anchor reading news and she's, yeah.

>>46110306
I'm really interested in the mindset that makes someone write this

>>46110687
Really?

>>46110562
Getting used just for sex as part of someone trying to get back at someone else feels like shit and it's why women are all evil and should be killed

>>46110837
Women aren't evil because that implies moral capabilities only men possess.

>>46110486
>he didn't watch the Peggles, the drakens, and the Cappies

>>46110306
>>46110260
https://voca.ro/1hwyovBfnYf7

>>46110939
SOUL.

>>46110837
>kill all the women
>kill all the men right after because a world full of only men would be a gay hellscape
Women, amirite? Can't live with em, can't live without 'em!

>>46110177
>>46109956
>Listening to Nasa' yawns
Bros, I'm gosling so hard right now...

>>46110939

>>46109076
>>46109143
All western governments will and already are becoming increasingly dictatorial as they lose their grasp on power. The worsening economic situation coupled with the populaces awareness of their unsavory cultural and societal engineering has everyone on edge. The winning move? Not to play. Specifically to dodge and evade the system and its enforcers until it collapses, which it inevitably will. It's a done deal at this point.

>>46110939
You have to neck yourself

Why did no one at phase ever stop to think that calling your talent nasa is bad idea

>>46110939
>11 minutes
I am not listening to that.

>>46110939
Based

>>46110260
was?

NGGGGGGH trash bear is ovulating, I need to BREEEEEEEEED

My wife is so lovely

>>46110260
>>46110306
>>46110939

>>46111302
Hotwife

>>46111278
No she's specifically done ovulating for the moment.

>>46110939
Bless your soul

>>46110831
Yes actually, that's a lot of motivation for something so retarded

>>46111495
I've never bothered with the rythm thing, how so?

When's the next phase birthday? I want to buy more merch and I'm worried they aren't making any for shipkin

Do Phase girls stream while menstruating?

Interesting, so Rie was a graphical designer for streaming assets. I see why fishman hired her.

>>46111746
Anon have you ever spoken to a woman?

>>46111675
Uruka's birthday is on April 1st

>>46111803
Nice

>>46111746
Yuri times it.

Why is Pippa taking all the women?

>>46112003
>women

>>46111599
I'm not even read into her stuff but she's currently on her period (as evidenced by the fact she couldn't get into the hot tub with brother bear on account of wearing a pad [rather than a tampon]) meaning her womb's currently going through its regenerative cycle and the egg is no longer around for fertilization.

>>46111746
All the time. It's why Fishman hired Muumi.

>>46111746
>Do Phase girls stream while menstruating?
Uruka sometimes has REALLY bad period cramps and streams anyway.
If your oshi doesn't have tummy hort and is into feminine men she's on birth control pills.

Do Phase girls stream while masturbating?

>>46112286
All the time. It's why Fishman hired Muumi.

>>46112286
Lumi does it right after stream but not during the stream

>>46112164
>Birth control pills

Explains why they're so crazy. Half the reason modern women are so unhinged is because they regularly take birth control pills as a way to suppress periods.

>>46112003
Because she's just kind me frfr

>>46112400
>Half the reason modern women are so unhinged is because they regularly take birth control pills as a way to suppress periods.
but bro, the doctors assured us that blasting your body with artificial hormones is perfectly normal and good for you

>>46112003
Women?

>>46112400
You didn't read my post. Many of them do have their periods. Reply chain hidden for being retarded.

>>46112003
Because she's just like* me frfr

>Psst! He didn't actually hide the reply chain!

>>46112456
Yes, women exist. It's not just penis out there. Sorry to be so disappointing.

never knew that Pippa had a kiwi off shoot site where they discuss her
i see where this pippnig problem is coming from

>>46112623
>kiwi off shoot site where they discuss her
thats sounds incredibly faggy which is on-brand for pipnigs

Are we getting raided?

>>46112573
>Sorry to be so disappointing
Kek. Apology accepted

All this period talk is making me want to watch lumi's Lego stream

>>46112689
Yeah, anally, by me

>>46112690
Its European hours.

>>46112668
and they post dox of other chuubas
fucking niggers

>>46111115
She’s goin to spaaaace

Is Pippa really going to eat a tarantula?

>>46112689
No, our schizos have been going full retard for the past week or so

>>46112822
We wouldn't be able to see it.

>>46112822
I hope she does something else but that's the 250k goal. There are online stores that sell dead tarantulas for human consumption so it's really not as crazy as it sounds.

>>46112728
I'm not a bito...

>>46112841
Did another corp have have a graduation again or something?

>>46113065
Lia already did it months ago

>>46110260
>>46110306
What kind of blasphemy is this, Ashelia?

>>46112822

>it's almost time

>>46113208
>with salt
gee thanks I was worried I would have to eat an unsalted tarantula

>>46113208
If your culture eats fucking spiders you need to neck yourself frfr

>>46112822
Do not eat friend.

Who is Zax?

>>46113307
Ayo why they rubbin the tarantulussy????

You vill eat ze bugs, live in ze pod, and you vil be happy

>>46113307
What's wrong with people?

>>46113454
Why are you brown?

>>46113307
Aw its cute!

>>46113307
>*Dying Tenma noises*

>>46112003
pipenis

>>46113387
No.
I will live on a farm with Pippa, Lisa, lumi, Rita, Nasa, ina, Airi, Lia, panko, pichi, Abigail, 10ma and charzu

>>46113454

>>46112514
If only more women hated the federal government, glowniggers, and college, America would finally heal...

>>46113659
we are women in specific so susceptible to media brainwashing? Is it because they are mentally children?

>>46113755
why* are women, I mean

>>46113659
Lotus exists

>>46113833
Too late. I pick you femanon.

>>46113755
Women care about what is considered acceptable because they need to protect the nest and keep relations up. They enforce social norms. They don't defy them. That's why men in relationships mellow out.

Lumi should eat the tarantj6

>>46112400
>suppress periods
It's also to avoid getting pregnant because they have to have sex and men pressure them into doing it without condoms.

>>46114098
eating bugs would be a step up for Lumi since she would at least get some protein instead of carbs

>>46114098
>Lumi
>eating

>>46114171
Why don't they just do what I do and not have sex

>>46114182
Is this a troll because this topic was arguably the source of her biggest containment breaking menhera outbreaks in weeks?

>>46113755
Women are just children you can fuck

>>46114276
Okay, no relationships, marriage or kids then.

>>46114320
she would stop getting trolled about her eating habits if she just ate like a normal person instead of a schizoid woman

Anons, anyone can have body image issues

>>46113077
I don't think he asked, anon.

>>46114385
With all due respect femanon your problems are very hard to relate to

Is Tenma back to her streaming schedule now?

>>46114494
What's her normal diet?

>>46107169
Honestly Lumi should shut up and eat her salad.

>>46114385
Or, just stop having sex with men who pressure you to have sex without condoms.

>>46114182
>green leaves with meat
>no protein, lots of carbs
Anon...

>>46114373
>implying

>>46114846
>ignoring the copious donuts, bagels and starbucks sugar drinks

>>46109762
>second highest spec
Who's the first?

>>46114972
I'm ignoring your headcanon, yes.

Leave Lumi alone, skeletons are cool

>>46115110
I don't want her to die in a childbirth

>>46115056
>thing she has talked about repeatedly on stream and on twitter
>headcanon
she's not going to fuck you because you white knighted on 4chan bro

>>46115355
No.

>>46114787
Every man wants to take it off. Especially so if you're married. So women get on the pill or have that contraption shoved up their pussy (very painful). Women destroy their minds and bodies so they can have a man lay around the house and watch netflix with. It's pathetic.

>>46110687
>write this
it's AI generated

>>46112456
>>46112047
>>46112690
https://vocaroo.com/1hAo3FKedNzy
Weird how often this fits.

Imagine coming home from work and lumi taking you into her big boobies and playing with your hair while she whispers about how she totally doesn't enjoy doing this

Lumi likes KFC famous bowls.

>>46115110
Yeah, skeletons are cool!

>>46115522

>>46114494
She eats like someone on.. oooh. Saw the other replies my bad.

>>46114373
Can I get a sauce of this image?

>>46115581
Photoshop

>>46115581
I don't believe it.

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>46113307
Send this to Tenma

>>46115665

>>46115665
DO NOT scare the fox

good morning i also love panko

>>46115797
fuck you coon

>>46115258
She's only going to have test tube babies anyway

>>46115851
why are you like this...?

>>46115855

good morning i am panko

>>46115851
That's my plan

>>46115928
proof?

>>46115381
The leap from eats bagels and drinks soda to doesn't ingest sufficient amounts of protein is the issue.

Lumi is ok

>>46115508
>https://vocaroo.com/1hAo3FKedNzy
W-who's this?

>>46115928
Post manko

>>46115965
mamma mia

>>46116020
show secret toggle

https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1640700504245248001
retarded coon is going to embarrass herself with asmr soon
>>46115928
>>46115935
>>46115904
It's no morning in yurope fuck you

>>46113307
Its smiling :)

>>46116050
>retarded coon is going to embarrass herself with asmr soon
BASED

>>46116299
whore (mine)

>>46116050
I need to get better headphones for this, the ones I have are awful, any recommendations?

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1640719050455277568
Wemi...

>>46116438
I get large amount of chicken, broccoli and rice then eat it for 6 days straight

Cute.

>>46116438
I by frozen vegetables, celery and cucumber and just eat out once a week for meat

just woke up.
I have decided after liking Lia yesterday for the fist time, that I will like Lia again today

>>46116438
Maybe she should not live on her own

>>46116642
That's a pretty cute Loom

>>46116426
for ASMR i like to use in-ears with a neutral-sounding frequency response. they block out external sound and they don't fall off like over-ear headphones do if you recline while you are listening. i think that headphones with boosted bass sound bad for ASMR because any kind of blowing or tapping on the mic has an unnatural sound if there's too much low end. ultimately you are the only one who can figure out what's exactly the right kind of headphones for you to use to listen to ASMR.

>>46116707
Nice! i like Lia too!

>>46116426
Assuming wired for desktop use iff you're cheap and want something for about $50 or less then get the samson sr850 or superlux hd681 and buy a more comfy aftermarket earpad set for like $15. They are open back and feel like they're made of recycled dollar store toys but sound great. If you want cheap closed backs I've heard a lot of good things about akg k52s but haven't tried them myself.

I'm neutral on Lia desu

do you think Yuri or Lia ever feels sexually harassed reading posts about how I want them to sit on my face?

I DISlike Lia. I am a Lia DISliker!

>>46117155
Lia probably posts the same shit about Luxiem

>>46117155
Anon, women think it's cute when men get horny for them

>>46117155
>Yuri
Probably not, but sometimes she acts uppity.
>Lia
Definitely not. She knows Lia is a character and it is no different than her writing and reading smut about Vash, Thresh, Fedor, Tsumugi

>>46117155
Please do not post about hugging Yuri, caressing Yuri, petting Yuri or saying how such a good girl Yuri is. It makes her uncomfortable.

>>46116844
Funny enough my favorite pair for asmr stuff are those cheapo jlab rewinds. Considering they're bluetooth and block out no sound they have no right to sound as good as they do.

>>46118133
cat needs correction.

>>46113988
I get that but I think there is something deeper than that, for example, they are so quick to accept globohomo ideologies under the guise of "morally correct" changes for society, but the same type of women tend to value their own freedom of consequences when it comes to the old question of the abortion dilemma. There is something really odd, but statistically predictible, and therefore, it should make sense, if we figure out what perspective do they see things from to always reach similar responses.

>>46116983
seconding this
some additional suggestions are SHP9500 (open back) or takstars 80/82 if you can find them for cheap. don't try to pay alot for them
i can vouch for takstars but after using my dt770s, try to consider it as a last resort

>>46117406
elbow dropping yuri

>>46118133

new thread
>>46118799
>>46118799

bumo

>>46119284
based retardo

>>46112121
fuck.

>>46109128

>>46109850
She's a pure rabbit virgin. I trust the pippa.

>>46109943

>>46110260
>>46110306
Holy kino

>>46113307
This is unironically cute.

>>46115522