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It is so over for the French chumbuds

When my faucet got a leak this winter I started taking 2 baths a day and just going on wikipedia binges or reading a book in there
Extremely comfy, became an addiction and I had to stop

>>46104449
It's normal? I take 2 showers a day when it's hot outside.

>>46104961
some murricans (especially in commiefornia) don't shower at all

>>46104449
I want to take a bath with her

>>46104449
I literally take a shower 3 times a day, you faggot are fucking stinky

Asians can get away with not bathing that often

>>46105014
I always take two baths daily, one in the morning to lather up and one a few hours before bed to wash off the day's filth

>>46105073
I think most people could if they gave up red meats and pork

>>46104449
Euros don't even change underwear

>>46104449
Most HoloID confirmed takes shower twice, daily.

>>46104961
I live in the third world shithole that is Brazil but most here still take baths daily, i have no idea why euros are so gross

>>46105179
Some europoors unironically cannot afford a hot tub even twice a week.

Where does that stereotype come from? I'm eurofag and I've always showered once a day, twice if I work out

>>46104449
Frog here. I take one shower every 4/5 days because it's too damn expensive nowadays(it's not like I go out every day anyway so nobody can smell me...).

>>46104449
Honorary brazilian

>>46105364
wtf too expensive to shower? How poor are you?

>>46105320
people in poor countries with hot climates need to shower twice a day to wash off the sweat from the heat and shit from the poor living conditions. In clean, moderate climate countries like europe once a day is more than enough, can probably get away with once every two days

>>46105476
>poor
Not that anon but I'm European too. The EU destroyed the economy for Ukraine. My energy bill tripled but I can easily afford it. I can imagine that people who are middle class get fucked by the energy prices. Keeping a water heater on costs a small fortune.

As an eurobro George Carlin said it best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLuZjpxmsZQ&t=309s

>>46104449
you guys bathe?

>>46105519
And that's why europoors stink

>>46105584
My condolences. I have no idea that water heater is an essential in Europe. I'm truly grateful here in SEA the poorest of the poor still able to take cold shower daily.

>>46104449
Sakamata and Marine don't even bath once a day

>>46104449
Doesn't Chloe take a bath like once a week?

>>46104449
No gas?

>>46105223
They can. Don’t justify their lack of higyene with that. They stink because they don’t take showers, they don’t use deodorant and they don’t wash their clothes; and they are like that not because of money but because it’s culturally ok to stink here. You can even see young women with their hair greasy as fuck and stinking because they don’t wear deodorant.
It’s cultural, not because of money.

>>46104449
why? are european people poor?

>>46106083
That's the weirdest cope I've seen in a while.

>>46104449
Showers? ok
Baths? 2 a day? That's a lot of time wasted filling that thing
>>46106083
What countries have you been in?

>>46104449
Girl’s natural musk >>>>>> artificial soap smell
If I wanted to smell soap I’d buy soap, I want to know what a girl smells like after a week staying inside her hot room without leaving, specially the pits

>>46106262
i salute your lack of shame, smellfag

>>46106212
Germany, Austria, Italy, Spain, France, Switzerland, Portugal, England, Czech Republic. I can’t remember if there are others.
The worst one was of course france. Holy shit they age their stinky winter coats for years without washing them to get the maximum superb smell.

>>46106262
Mm, licking the belly button smegma...

>>46106262
I don't know what either smells like, my sense of smell is completely shot. You could throw me into a room filled with Smash players and I wouldn't be able to smell a thing.

>>46106364
>france
>european
lol

>>46106384
Malborochama...

>>46106136
>cope
Anon, a hue just posted in the thread that he and the locals take 2 showers a day by average
Are you really implying that euros don't shower because they have less money than fucking brazilians?

>>46106392
yep. There are no european countries to the west of minsk. They are just Burgerstan 2.0

>>46106384
Sounds like illness. Try experimenting with your diet

I had a a flight connection though Charles De Gaulle once, it is my only interaction with french people in their natural habitat, france
I asked for directions to this tall black lady working at the airport, she was rude and smelled worse than a mule.

>>46107063
>>>/pol/chug

>>46105109
My cousin is a vegan, and she smells putrid

showering daily is bad for you hair and skin you dumb fucks. you're depriving yourself of the essential oils your body makes in order to keep itself working like it's supposed to. especially your hair. every time you wash it either with just water or some time of shampoo/conditioner, you rinse it off the natural oils it tries to produce in order to keep it in shape. when you see your hair starting to get greasy after a few days that's completely normal and signals that's pretty much the best time to just wash it cause it had enough time to just get whatever nutrients it needed that your body produced but now it's starting to cause too much surplus of that natural oil so you can just rinse it off.

all women i met that would wash daily and shit like that had absolutely disgusting, dry ass hair and would constantly whine about how they had to use all these types of hair care products and when they asked me what i'm doing for my hair to stay looking so nice i literally just told them i only shower every 3 to 4 days with keratin shampoo and sometimes i apply olive oil conditioner and that's it.

>>46107455
t. greasy neckbeard

>>46106958
> they don’t take showers, they don’t use deodorant and they don’t wash their clothes; and they are like that not because of money but because it’s culturally ok
>a hue just posted in the thread that he and the locals take 2 showers a day by average
So which is it?
>Are you really implying that euros don't shower because they have less money than fucking brazilians?
Euros don't shower because it's a lot more expensive for them than for Brazilians.

>>46107455
Fuck off you smelly nigger. Where I live it gets up to +35C in the summer.
Try to not take daily showers in this temperature and then tell me how it feels.

>>46106083
>>46106094
No europeans mostly shower, usually once a day.You have to remember that this board is filled with seaniggers and they have a serious inferiority complex.

>>46107559
>>46107535
nice projection seething faggots

>>46106364
Completely made up my sea friend . You couldn’t afford traveling to Europe

>>46106083
>They stink because they don’t take showers, they don’t use deodorant and they don’t wash their clothes

If you are unhealthy then you stink if you are healthy then you won't stink. Deoderant/perfumers just fucks up your pores.

>>46107546
>doing an activity for a person of a country is way too expensive for them, but it is totally cheap for this other country
>pay no attention that the GDP of the first person's country is over 5 times the later one

Anon, it is a fucking shower, you open the tap and let warm water fall on your face
>b-but heating water is expensive
Get a cheaper heating solution, if third world nations in south america can get warm water for cheap then the problem is not that is too expensive to get hot water in europe, it is that euros are fucking retarded and heat their water in the worse way possible

>>46107645
Body odor is a diet thing, just like the taste of your cum. You can smell while being perfectly healthy.

I shower once a week

>>46107455
This. people are brainwashed by really bad habits. Same people also think you have to eat three times a day instead of just fasting every once in a while.

>>46107455
Pretty sure proponents of no-poo still shower every day with just water.

>>46107607
Take a shower. You smell like a rotten skunk.

>>46107722
>muh GDP
I suggest you look up how many burgers rely on fucking food stamps.
>it is that euros are fucking retarded and heat their water in the worse way possible
Well duh, you ban nuclear energy - your people pay double extra for utilities.

>>46105320
The third world doesn't understand having a natural clean body.
It's why they also use Bidets, because they can't even shit right.

>>46105801
Always pleased to see Carlin, the guy was a treasure.
Anyway, people in Europe don't sweat much because they're neither fat, nor live in hot climate. So showering once a day is the norm here.
And the only thing that smells worse than a fat guy on a train is a fat guy on a train coated in 3 layers of artificial crap.

>>46107909
>she doesn't pleasure herself with bidet while listening to Vox ASMR
You don't know what you're missing on, sis.

>>46107919
>Anyway, people in Europe don't sweat much because they're neither fat, nor live in hot climate.
Bitch are you saying that Spain isn't Europe? I'm gonna bite your nose off.

>>46107901
Most of SA runs on coal, alcohol and a few places have hydro/nuclear
what is the euro excuse?

>>46108044
Anon, Spain is just as north as Canada.
Jokes aside, yeah spain is pretty hot but it's still an area that has clear 4 seasons and the winter won't be hot.

>>46108320
Green energy. Euros stink to preserve nature.

>>46105801
But I like the smell of pine trees, it reminds me of my childhood

>>46108044
To be fair, I know nothing about Spain. Is bullfighting still a thing?

Britanon here, shower every day. Is this a poor Euro country thin? I don't get it.

>>46108539
Yes and it is customary for conservative dads to take their daughter's date on a corrida de toros to ensure that the guy isn't an unworthy vegan.

>>46105320
it's just cope from ameriburgers

>>46108966
>shower every day
By filling a sink and sploshing water on yourself?

>>46108539
It still happens, but it's as common as fucking your cousin in the US. It's cultural heritage and really only happens in some regions.

What are you talking about, gura is eu?

>>46108966
Is there a convergence point for the hot and cold water faucets? Or do you just have one of those shower head water heaters? Does your house get colder after a shower since the hot water is going to the bathroom instead of the radiators?

>>46104449
Not taking baths is exclusively a french thing

why are the french called frogs if they hate water?

>>46111742
We eat so many frog legs we're becoming literal frogs. I don't know, I don't have the mentality of the average ameritard who often calls us that way.

>>46112200
I mean we do call brits "roast beef" and americans "burgers", at least my french grandpa does... I don't think we're more developed than them.

>>46105320
It's mostly brown people trying to find things to complain about.

>>46104496
Did you stop because it ate all your time or because it ate all your money? I’m looking to pick up a new vice

>Showering twice a day
Yeah just plaster chemicals all over you body again and again every single day, retards.
I only bathe once every other day using any shampoo or soap, and the day in between I bathe with water only.

>>46104449
Wait, stinky orcha takes baths?

>>46107559
>Where I live it gets up to +35C in the summer
And that explains why you need to shower so often. This is not the case in northern Europe though. Do you understand now?

>>46108539
Yes, but it's practically dying since the vast majority of the population is against it.
They only get by public funding from the most conservative/far-right regional governments.

>>46108966
Americans and the people of the SEA think that you ought to shower at least trice as much as that.

Cold shower in the morning, hot shower in the night

Why would you take 2 baths? It's not good for your skin.

>>46107455
Just don't wash your hair.

>>46107455
At the most you can use conditioner, shampoo every 3-4 days unless your hair gets dirty. This keeps my hair from getting too oily, it's really the harsh shampoos that strip your hair the worst, use mild conditioners.
My problem is taking too hot showers, and drying out my face/neck which is awful for my skin.

>>46112913
both cold for me

>>46109724
What the hell? Please tell me it's not common to have separate faucets for hot and cold water anywhere. We did away with those sometime during the 70s where I live.
And who needs shower head water heaters? I didn't even know those were a thing. Sometimes living in a first-world country feels like you're on a different planet when you hear about this sort of stone-age technology still being in use.

>>46107941
KEK

>>46104449
For Marine it's one bath every two day

>>46112946
Most amerilards think that there's no such thing as "too much".

>>46105320
Seanniggers.

>>46105014
Americans shower far more than Europeans on average

>>46112519
Really it's just a waste of money. You're better off getting a heated blanket + nice armchair or a small heater to keep nice and warm, won't be quite as good as a hot bath but it's mostly the same.

Americans start sweating as soon as their 250 kg lardsona enters mobility scooter. Of course they need to shower 15 times a day.

>>46107455
It depends on your skin. If you have oily skin / hair you can shower more often, if you have dry skin you shouldn't shower that much.

>>46113965
With their sweat maybe

>>46104449
She's a shark retard

>>46105014
According to what?

>>46105320
the real answer:
deodorant is not as strong in europe, after living in the US for a while and coming back, you could definitely notice the smell.

Europoors don't believe in air conditioning, I think that's why the smell is so bad

>>46104449
How the heck did you dig up this ancient clip from last year?

>>46122563
There’s also that they mostly sell deodorant and not deodorant + antiperspirant. If you use deodorant only after 2 hours you will start smelling like shit. Nevertheless euros don’t shower enough, don’t watch their clothes, don’t use those products to prevent body odor, they think showering and air conditioning is dark magic and they generally love to sweat (heaters full power while wearing up to 4 layers of clothes).
No matter how hard they cope stinking and bad higiene is to europe what guns and blacks are to america.

>>46125855
intense SEA energy emanating from this post

it was probably written by a malaysian

>>46104449
If its a hot day, I sometime take even 3 baths a day.

>>46108539
Bullfighting as it is exists, but there's a decline since animal rights activists have been trying to get it cancelled for decades and there's a growing disinterest (rather than hate) from the younger generations, so the people that partake in bullfighting are generally old men
On the other hand, what there's a lot of, an it tends to happen in most middle to big sized towns, is encierros/corridas de toros, where they fortify a circuit through the town's street and release bulls and cows from point A and people run in front on them for the adrenalin shot, you've probably heard of Pamplona's Encierros, they're that but on a smaller scale.
Normies like encierros a lot rather than bullfighting I find it extremely dumb though since you're just sitting in an arena for half an hour until the bull comes in and you're just watching some guy yelling at a bull to taunt it and cape him as he passes. The first minutes are alright, but the bull gets tired extremely fast and very soon you're just watching a dude with a visible bulge yell at a bull for 5 minutes to have him charge at him again, for one to two hours

>>46107455
Well you're not supposed to wash your hair every time you shower, just your pits.

Imagine being genetic loser that has to shower everyday or otherwise they begin to smell like rotten corpse, can't be me!

>>46122402
>source
It was revealed to him in a dream

>>46104449
No... She was supposed to be the stinky one...

>>46125855
guns are something to be proud for americans. we love our god given freedom
t. american

>>46105519
>In clean, moderate climate countries like europe
>europe clean
keeeeeeeeeeeeekekekekekekeke

I am 100% convinced that all the
>Muh yurop suxxxxx
shitposting is Seaniggers trying to portray themselves as not the absolute worst (and failing at it).

Bathing is a sin

>>46104449
Longest I’ve been without a shower is 2 months. My skin started to turn gray and flakey. My body was covered in sores.

>>46104449
More soup for me

>>46105014
We can just bathe in the ocean unlike you flyover losers.

>>46106083
Brb moving to europeland.

>>46113516
the only place I've heard of that uses either separate hot and cold faucets or shower head heaters is the UK....

>>46133344
Everyone knows india is the worst anyway.

>>46107455
This. The reason showering daily, or even more, is now the norm is precisely because chemically burning off your natural skin flora and oils so often makes it easier for the bacteria to grow.

>>46104449
>2 baths!

>>46133999
That's not supposed to happen

>>46112913
>>46113139
How cold is cold?
As in, as cold as your tap water?

>>46104449
>more baths than chloe

That's not really hard.

>>46105014
just a you problem

This is just bant on vt

>>46113965
no i decrease all of america's average showers per day by a full number at least.
for the record the last time i showered was in february.

>>46144415
Unfathomably based