/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46061586
only if I get to meet Gura IRL to kidnap

>>46061586
> (Spanish)
It really is all over, isn't it?

That looks like a battle of egos in the making.
JP Home Office: Do things this way!
EN Overhead Manager: We need to do it this way. Your primary audience doesn't know what Japanese, Koreans or Indonesians etc really are. It doesn't matter. They just want to see funny shark.
JP Home Office: >:(
>It just goes on like that forever
Well. Unless they just hire a yes man or something.

>>46061653
By 2026, a Holo branch in every language worldwide.
By 2028, private security run for their talents against Doxfags.
By 2031, private military companies operating out of 49 bases globally, ready to strike at any moment.
By 2035, a joint project with DARPA, the JSDF, and COVER, produces the first Pekodam Mobile Suit.

>>46061586
Are you going to get the girls to stream, anon?

>>46061963
Yes stream cunny juice from how hard I'm railing them.

>>46061653
It's a good thing for dramafags though, spanish drama is very juicy

>>46061586
>Talent Manager (English)
Imagine managing any of these lazy whores.

>>46061927
don't forget the Lockheed martin and Raytheon missiles, privately delivered with McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet

>>46061653
HOLO ES SOON

I thought France would be next, they seem to be the highest weeb country in Europe.

>>46061586
>talent manager
THIS IS IT
EN 3

>>46061586
>have to be able to commute to the main office
ready for another batch of useless nip managers to sabotage EN

>>46061586

>https://cover-corp.com/en/recruit/career
Sauce for those who would like to apply

cheers,
OP anon

>>46061653
It was a done deal as soon as the hired Hakka.

>>46061586
>>46062817
Why the fuck would anyone want to apply? Everyone lmpws that japanese salaries are shit

>>46062642
Vesper is trying his best for that Raytheon partnership.

>>46062708
nah, they just fired all of the previous one

>>46063011
This is also acceptable.

>>46061586
>ご応募にあたって
>下記条件を満たす方のみ、選考対象者となります。
>都内オフィスに通える方
>日本語での応募書類提出
(Y)WNBJ

>>46061653
>>46062916
HAKKITOS
WE WUZ HOLO ES GEN 0 AND SHEEIT

>>46061914
>not consistently being a yesman for the JP staff in order to undermine omega

>>46063436
For EOPs who don't speak moonrunes:
>Terms and Conditions of Application:
>Only applicants who meet the following conditions shall be considered.
>Able to commute to and from our office in Tokyo
>Application documents must be submitted in Japanese
Yeah, these job listings are definitely not for (You).

>>46063011
Even better. Maybe new ones will be competend for once.

>>46062817
Most anons /here/ won't be able to apply, you dimwit. These listings are only for Japs.
>>46063436

>>46063748
>implying that anyone is going to be fluent in both en/jp and live in 日本
what kind of en managers do they pick up

>>46064007
Ones fluent in English and Japanese.

>>46063748
The translator job doesn't have that, only the localization one, which ironically doesn't make much sense, you would preferably want a native for localization jobs

Woke infiltration of Cover begins NOW! California trannies are chomping at the bit for this.

Standby at your battle stations. This is gonna get ugly.

>>46062598
I could do it. I've managed a bunch of pajeets, so lazy women are an easy step above.
I just need to remember not to swear at them in hindi

>>46062708
Yep. Managers are the last to be hired before new gen debuts.

>>46061586
>4m to 7m yen per year
>30k to 55k US in Tokyo metro area
holy fuck literal poverty

>>46061586
i will be the Talent Manager
i already got the casting couch

>>46068014
>yfw you make more money than these managers playing god over the fans and chuubas
>someone making literal mcdonald's wage in California is being a fucking dick to your oshi and hates the shit out of (you) if you ever complain about any of the talents/branches

As if it wasn't hard enough to respect them already.

>>46061653
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAA

Notably absent are any tech support positions.

>Localization Team Member (English)
終わりだ

>>46068014
>55k a year is the same wage as a low payed teacher in my country.
They must be doing the bribe thing, like in sumo.

>>46072078
Maybe the dude who make the "which printer is hated the most" flub ain't doing that anymore..

>>46062818
Most of EN management aren't nips, they're mostly from Singapore.

>>46064007
Singapore mostly, like T-chan.

>>46061586
I’m listening

>>46061586
>Talent Manager
I would do a better job. First order: no male collabs! Watch as the vtubers have the best number of viewers of all EN girls.
Also what does a community manager does exactly?

>>46072921
A nice title for someone that post on the company's socials.

man if i was more serious with my reps i could fill the spanish position.
i know i would eventually send crying emojis to gura, shion or laplus though...

>>46064219
The localizer is presumably for hologra and stuff and they don't want a massive lead time that hiring someone overseas would entail

>>46061927
Based

fucked to think that every shareholder is financing tempus and holostars in general
your stock money will be used to fund more homos and sexpests

>>46068014
Benefits include being able to work in the same office as your oshi

>>46061586
>would you rike to apply, anon?
sure

>>46081693
>sexpests
Sister...

>>46061927
Unity. Peace.

>>46068014
Japan wages are that low.

>>46068014
Rent in tokyo can be pretty affordable, I saw a listing for 80,000 yen (600 usd) for a 1 bedroom.

>>46081693
If the shareholders had a say, they'd want bigger ROIs, aka more Holos

>>46086086
Assuming you work for Cover as an account manager for their overseas promotions and get their lowest offered salary, that would be 500,000 jpy before taxes and pension.

Let's say Tokyo's tax+pension rate is 25%. This would set you up with 375,000 jpy net income. With this amount of money, you can rent a living+dining+kitchen apartment for 93,600 jpy in the arakawa ward, which is 25% of your salary and approx. 25 minutes commute time to your office.

Pretty healthy to be honest. The 80,000 jpy rent should be possible according to this website:
>https://blog.gaijinpot.com/how-much-is-the-average-rent-in-tokyo/
But, you would need to sacrifice commute time and overall living quality for the cheaper rent.

>>46087666
the 500,000 jpy is (your) monthly salary, of course

>>46072525
Please only hire non-chink SGPans, Cover. Their Chinese are basically Xi's overseas and are the biggest China sycophants in SEA. The place exists to launder Yuans.

No remote work unfortunately

>>46087769
>performance linked
Wow. I feel horrible for haachamas manager.

>>46087769
>$4K a month
I already make a little more than that. No point to leave the country and become a work drone in nipland.

>>46061927
im so glad the US army got rid of the ACU pattern, ugliest shit i ever had to wear daily.

>>46088307
Not even $4k, more like 3700 gross per month after conversion rate, at least at the minimum skill level. $6100 at the maximum.
I make like, $6000 gross in an IT position I'm literally not even qualified for.

>>46061927
>>46085711
Within the week, there will be idols, running the world.

>>46088387
Terminal marpat envy

>>46061586
Ok cool, when do I begin?

LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
I SPEAK 英語とスペイン語 FLUENTLY, I CAN TRANSLATE TO AND FROM EITHER, I AM FAMILIAR WITH THE CULTURE OF ONE REGION OF EACH LANGUAGE AND AWARE OF THE REGIONAL PECULARITIES.
COVER NINJAS I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DOX ME AND KIDNAP ME FROM MY OWN HOME. I CAN BE AN ASSET TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>46061653
you will get your gen3
>the monkey paws finger curls
>its holoES
enjoy it pendejos

>>46061586
Hymen inspector doko?

>>46062642

>>46061653
uh, I hope their will revise the audition multiple times

>>46061653
Coco had been pushing for it since 2020

>>46061927
Reminder
https://twitter.com/hololive_In/status/1222403934767083525

Just sent my application.

Now we wait. It's time for hooloniggers to deal with actual males.

Por cierto, voy a ser lo posible por cojerme a Reimu.

All of them actually say "can commute to the cover office in Tokyo" so it implies they're actually looking for talented japanese people, not gaijins. Since overseas talent with specific skills would usually have to be recruited overseas rather than already living in the tokyo area.

It's possible, of course, since Tokyo and the greater Kanto region has about 44 million people in an area the size of southern california and Japan is 3% foreigners and 3% naturalized foreigners and probably another 1-3 million temporary residents so you've got up to 10 million people mostly concentrated in major metro areas of foreignoid origins, but stillio.

>>46061653
It was over when they hired Hakka for Tempus 2. Holo ES- a spicy latina (like reimu from nijinegros), probably someone like Hana Yomeguri who mostly speaks Spanish/Japanese and then someone like Scarle from nijisanji that's just a big dumb whore who speaks it as a second language if at all.

There's your Holo ES, cunts.

>>46095323
visa sponsorships exist, anon

if you're the person Yagoo is looking for, they will spend good money for you to relocate to Tokyo

>>46064007
Japanese ones whose english is poor.

>>46072417
It's HP. I hate HP. My HP usb cable will come soon and I will no longer have to use their trash wifi shit.

>>46095323
ok why do all of the tags clearly state 'overseas' then?

>>46088281
>unfortunately
You would get to live in Tokyo and be an anime gaijin you retard.

>>46095500
There are 1 million Japanese living in Peru. They will get their man.

>>46061586
where the entry level positions bro

>>46095500
It's retarded but you still have to live there.
>>46095520
Unless they are going to help you with the relocation costs I don't really see it as a win. You will just end up in an overpriced tiny as fuck apartment and spend all your savings faster with the convenient access to weeaboo shit because you are a fucking animetard. If you have friends (lol) who have actually relocated to Japan for work you would know how shitty it is to work for Japanese companies and that the Japanese are all fucking lazy and inefficient. But you might be used to that in your third world anyway.

>>46095872
>https://cover-recruit.snar.jp/index.aspx
Here you go, anon. The positions have all been closed.

>>46096131
>overpriced
Tiny japanese apartments with no bath are only like 300 dollaridoos a month rent, they're not overpriced at all.

ES branch confirmed. Thought they would've done KR before that since Nijisanji dissolved theirs and we got a couple of korean vtubers already in EN.

>>46096131
>NO I'M SPECIAL
Lol
Enjoy being laid off in the next banking crash "irreplaceable silicon valley worker".
>FUCK ANIME
>literally watching anime girls play videogames
Where do you think you are, loser?

Every Spanish Holo is going to have huge tits.

>>46096513
Good.

>>46096489
It's ok retard, you'll find a job one day once you stop weaving baskets.

>>46061586
>Talent Manager (English)
finally time to whip these lazy ass girls into shape...

>>46072921
>I would do a better job.
yeah I'm sure 2 years of experience in this shithole would make you a good talent manager

>>46061586
I applied way back when Council was being announced. Dunno if they changed their minds now but they REALLY want you on site in JP and they basically were hinting at "keep that schedule open gaijin, we may need you at 2 AM"

>>46097721
>dude's comeback to being someone who hates anime on a board about anime characters playing games is to sadly flex about being a wagie
Again, why are people like you even here?

>>46098775
>we may need you at 2 AM"
Sounds like a blast. Just walking down the halls of the cover underground happening bunker and you bump into Yagoo who is eating his 2 AM snack of a donut with rice (for the energy).

>>46061586
Not for Japanese pay

>>46098991
It's okay, they comp you
You can take Mel to the "Mel" Broom Closet any time you want

>>46061586
>Talent Manager
I'm going in, boys.
>>46098775
Okay yeah fuck that shit. I bet they don't even pay overtime.

>>46061586
>talent manager (english)
EN3 confirmed

>>46099148
Tempus Wave 3

>>46099276
Fuck you.

>cover hiring a couple spanish speaker to translate hologra and other main channel videos for a few pesos per video
>latinx "people" get full of themselves on /vt/ and think they're getting a branch
Hilarious how starved for attention you lot are.

>>46099769
Shut up Ausfag your only vtubers are a rat and a retard.

>>46061927
>By 2028, private security run for their talents against Doxfags.
Reine as their Chief.

>>46099055
>Okay yeah fuck that shit. I bet they don't even pay overtime.

The perks of being an international company based in japon

>>46061586
Time to get to work

>>46063856
inb4 the homo managers are still better.

>>46103634
letsgoo

>>46061586
Who wants to tell the OP that there's actually a rule in Hololive that strictly forbades Talents and any sort of Management/behind the scenes staff from dating/having a relationship?

>>46061586
>talent manager

We can finally live that Idolm@ster dream bros

>>46068014
Well food is notoriously cheap and rents aren't unreasonable.
>that will literally be all you can afford
Imagine getting to work at the same company as your oshi but not being able to afford a membership to her anymore.

>Spanish
HoloID, your fate will be like Niji Ex-ID next year

>>46061586
No, I am never doing localization ever fucking again

>>46061586
>Localization

>>46062642
Based DCS enjoyer.

>>46106054
stop projecting yourself, anon
keep the workplace professional

>>46099769
>latinx
Vai a merda

>>46061586
Talent manager? I can manage like Mel's old manager..

>>46061653
HoloES will bring things back

>>46061653
yes

>>46061653
Unironically yes

>>46061653
no.

>>46061586
I don’t see “Subaru’s toilet” in there so no thanks

>>46099769
>latinx

>>46061653
Se acabó.

Time to contact some artists for commissions

>>46128029
go, live your dream, anon

>>46061586
>Spanish translator
pretty sure one of their EN translators is from Mexico...

>>46061653
Surely it couldn't be any worse than Indonesia, right?
Right?