/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46030054
Any of the STD infested whores in Vshojo. I would probably wash my hands after a simple handshake.

>>46030054
hot sex with zombie

>>46030229
how about vshojo jp?

>>46030054
there are plenty of necrophilia forums out there with good instructions on how to safely have sex with corpses. it ain't so bad

>>46030834
How on Earth do you know this?

>>46030054
I don't think I'd ever want to be anywhere near a vtuber, let alone have sex with one, given how many of them openly talk about how poor their hygiene is.

>>46030834
Let me guess, /x/ ?
But what are you gonna do with that knowledge?

>>46030054
Pippa.
I would kiss her feet though.

>>46030054
Houshou Marine. Now, I know what you’re thinking, there’s no way that a person wouldn’t instinctively want to empty their balls into her dried up womb after seeing her sway her fat ass around on day 2 of Bright Parade. But think about the bit. The comedic potential of just hitting her with a ‘No way, fag’ like everyone does, despite her being an absolute bombshell. It’d be funny enough for me to pass up on pirate sex.

>>46031066
That's why you tie them up and forcefully wash and clean them before sex

I see what you're trying to do internchama... it's fine, I allow it

>>46031470
I feel like you and a good chunk of Ichimi have more in common than you think.

>>46030922
how do you think anon? How do you think the person you replied to knows how to do safe sex with corpses?

>>46031174
pippa feet

>>46030054
If she's essentially just a normal human but discolored then I could.
Doesn't seem that way though.

>>46030054
Of all the holos you could ponder having sex with you chose Ollie? What the fuck. She's like dead last in appeal. Slightly higher than Cali tho

>>46033035
finish your pagpag before you phonepost

>>46030054
This but unironically. Zombies are literally rotten, dead meat. If you want to fuck her just dig a dead body and put a red wig on it.

>>46030054
>Has openly stated she has herpes on her lips
>When gaijins asked if she meant cold sores, she clarified herpes again

>>46030054
>Ollie
hell no
>Olivia
Hell yes

>>46033035
sorry, olliechama in fes was so good i'm done talking shit about ollie

>>46033174
Don't a lot of Asians have herpes

>>46031470
Honestly kinda based. Something like that might absolutely destroy her self-esteem though.

>>46033109
I don't even know what that means but I'm going to assume you're a filthy seaNIGGER

Any with a flat or small chest. I just don't find that attractive.

>>46030054
Ame, Mori, Kiara, Fauna and Mumei because of forbidden knowledge.
The entirety of Niji EN whores because of STDs.
The entirety of VShojo because they are whores.

I would have sex with both haachama and her roomate because I absolutely find her amazing. And no, I dont care what rrats you try to peddle to me.

>>46033174
cold sores are literal herpes

>>46033174
just use protection.

>>46032204
That creep probably work in a morgue or hospital.

>>46033174
She was almost certainly referring to cold-sores given the language barrier and that cold sores are herpes. Also Ame mentioned having cold sores in a previous stream so La+ isn't alone in openly having oral herpes.

>>46033174
coldsores ARE herpes.

>incles with lists as if they're ever going to get pussy
KEK

>>46030636
Yes japan has std too

>>46033174
>When gaijins asked if she meant cold sores, she clarified herpes again
No way she is that dumb...

>>46035585
ok incle

>>46032766
Does that image say "pero"? I know the upper character is "Pe" thanks to Pekora

>>46031470
You can do that joke and then still fuck her later.

>>46035425
La+ and Ame kissed.

>>46030054
Damn, gayest anon on this board.

>>46033525
chammers has no roomate you schizo rrat

>>46036072
no it says pekuchi, that's the sound japs make when they lick stuff

>>46035523
No they aren't, i get those and never kissed someone

>>46037444
Your mom & grandma though

>>46037477
Never kissed any of them in the mouth either incest bro

>>46030054
none of the birds because of their stinky cloacas. but i would fuck chloe in landfill

>>46030229
damn right my dude

>>46036072
yes

>>46036072
>I know the upper character is "Pe" thanks to Pekora
Kek, yeah. When I was learning hiragana, there were mnemonic aids for each thing, like ki looking like a key, ta as in 'tidal wave', etc. All except Pe, which I completely ignored the aid for because it was immediately linked to Pekora.

How do zombies even work tho? To move you need energy right? And you need to burn those energy for it to work, so her body should not rot and cold as much as normal corpse

>>46038402
She's openly stated that she wants to fuck animals so she wouldn't even be interested in (You).

For me, its Kanata.
I've seen her get friendzoned and cucked so many times that I feel like she deserves pity sex from a female fan. She's beautiful and I enjoy watching her, but I feel like I should respect her desires and let her have lesbian sex before I try anything.

>>46030054
Hololive.

>>46039185
The first zombies were just real living people that were given drugs and had their mouths sewn shut. The classic fictional zombies were powered by magic, or "cosmic radiation" to be specific.

>>46030054
Full list:

>>46030054
IRyS, she'd drain your balls and it wouldn't be enough. You might end up having an enlarged prostate due to overstimulation.
captcha 8tk

>>46043154
8tkass*

>>46030054
Gura, Anya, Reimu (she literally looks retarded), Snuffy (she gives me the "I get group blacked on a daily basis" vibes).

>>46030054
im not gonna be the poor bastard getting killed in my sleep because she had a dream of her lover cheating on her

>>46039451
I love Kanatan but at the same time I wish she wasnt (very potentially) a lesbian... it makes her feel more distant 2 me :(

>>46031174
I would have the roughest american trailer park sex with Pippa, I need to be with her, and also have her give me a foot job while talking about how disgusting I am for wanting it

>>46043154
She'd actually protect you from that. Prostate enlargement is caused by testosterone nourishment. One of the ways of treating prostate cancer is removing the balls. Men who ejaculate more than 21 times a month have less prostate enlargement as they age.

>>46030054
Same, but only because I've seen what she looks like thanks to the reflection yab

>ITT anons describe how gay they are

>>46030636
>>46030229
>STD
>STD Japan

cringe virgins
just use protection lol!!

>>46030054
>Vtubers you wouldn't have sex with
the males

>>46033285
They do? With how little sex they have i wouldn’t expect them to have a lot of stds.

anyone thats not my oshi

>>46048112
Lol, bet you kiss girls too you faggot

>>46043832
>Men who ejaculate more than 21 times a month have less prostate enlargement as they age
Unfortunately, this is not true. But I still do it "just in case".

>>46030054
>you don't need to shower, won't complain about the smell.
>can't get pregante. you can do it raw if you don't mind catching zombie plague.
>will never tire of having sex. as long as her limbs don't fall off at least.
your loss anon

>>46030054
They are all ugly bugs in real life so none of them.

>>46037444
yes they are, it's a different strain of the hpv virus

>>46030054
I would have sex with all vtubers.

>>46030054
>she might have some rotten smell
Yeah from food that got trapped in her rolls of fat.

I wouldn't have sex with Towa because i'd get addicted to his bussy

>>46030054
I don't lust after vtubers.

>>46030054
I would have sex with all of them, even the ugly ones just to say I fucked your oshi.

>>46033174
Doesn't most people, like 80%, have herpes? If you've ever had a canker sore or whatever you got it. Herpes isn't inherently a std right?

>>46030054
Artemis

None

The autism levels are not worth my 5 seconds

>>46054168
Yep, this is why the only people sperging about it are actual retards

>>46053291
Irresponsible but based

>>46031470
noooo,
you can't just orgasm denial the hag

>>46054377
It's like how people were losing their mind over Pekora having a period tracker app on her phone, because they think the only reason a girl would have that is so that her boyfriend can cum in her safely. If our dicks could start spraying blood and mucus everywhere without any control over it, we'd probably want some indication of when that was going to happen too. People are retarded.

>>46030054
any female vtuber. i only have sex with femboys.

>>46054559
She would definetly be into that though.

>>46052161
Are you refering to ID or just vtubers in general?

>>46051952
>>will never tire of having sex. as long as her limbs don't fall off at least.
>you will never have a fucknugget Ollie angrily ranting at you because you haven't fucked her twice today

>>46033174
>>46035425
>>46054168
>>46037444
Cold sores are caused by herpies. There are different kinds of herpies. All can be sexually transmitted, but sexual transmission is not the only way it can spread. If your herpies-having grandma kissed you as a baby, you can catch herpies from her. Baby herpies for life.

Canker sores are not herpies. Canker sores are sores on the inside of the mouth caused by physical damage (like accidentally biting your cheek) or bacterial infection.

People sometimes confuse cold sores for canker sores and vice versa in conversation.

>>46057536
Ah ok I knew there was a difference between canker sores and cold sores but I had always been told that canker sores were also from herpes. Thanks for the clarification.

>>46030922
>How do you know there's resources how to do anything on the internet?

(Vtuber)
- Ollie. Not because of her being undead, but because of her stitches. They gross me out. If she was an fully intact, single body zombie, I'd plow that cold puss.
- Towa. I don't like piercings. Same for any other vtubers full of them.

(IRL)
- La+. I don't give a shit if it's "not the sex kind" herpes or not. I don't want ANY herpes.
- Ironmouse. I don't want to risk giving her anything she can't handle.

>>46030229
You just know that handshake is sticky. Like, it makes a noise when you let go.

>>46048332
Asians have lots of sex, like anyone else.
They just use contraceptives because
>education

>>46043509
>Reimu (she literally looks retarded)
She speaks like a nigger aswell so chances are she actually is retarded.

>>46031066
I fucked a 2view once. They are not clean people.

>>46058284
Can confirm but damn it's good

>>46058201
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VuxqWDHoZug

>>46058284
Most streamers aren't, vtuber or fleshtuber. Look at how asmongold or xqc lives. Hell, Ina had heaps of trash in her room when she cleaned it.

>>46058284
Odette right? I'm not surprised

>>46055634
yes

>>46030054
yup

>>46030054
This image has given me an interest in both areolas/nipples being different colors.

>>46058260
Please don't make fun of her because of conditions that she has no control over

>>46030054
You couldn’t pay me to fuck this pig.

>>46070437
I would do it for free on god fr fr

>>46058211
>>education
Pure meme. Everyone know fucking without a condom can spread STDs. Believe it or not, the poors simply don't consider it before rawdogging or downright don't care. They assume they'll never get AIDS and that the other stuff is treatable at a free clinic.
You'd be surprised how many people simply don't think about any consequences before doing shit.

>>46030054
Could not have sex with Kiki. My dick too big, she is too little.

I don’t think I could have sex with Shondo bc in order for her to cum I might have to hurt her. I want to hold her hand and give her flowers and go for walks. I do not like violense.

>>46030054
gura, stinky

>>46031066
Forcing Gura into the shower and washing her before fucking her against the wall.

>>46030922
Make a wild guess.

>>46031066
every vtuber is just a fat tranny every single face reveal or dox has proven this 100% and if you think otherwise youre just coping

>>46054168
>Herpes isn't inherently a std right?
Partly true, most people catch it from their whore of a mother.

>>46049173
>this is not true
Sure it is.

>>46085062
Delusional

>>46085062
Nice b8

>>46043774
>>46031174
I dreamt I met pippa irl and she became my girlfriend the other day
It was nice
I wish I was joking

>>46045287
>>46030636

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/backstories/2300/

>>46030054
Saruei. Even ignoring the fact that she’s French, she seems like an asshole.

>>46089040
assholes are meant to be fucked

>>46030054
Don't get me wrong, she can be pretty hot when she wants to be.
Bur there are two things holding me back
1. I respect her to the point where it kills my desire to lewd her
2. Her voice

>>46041825
same

>>46058005
>- Ironmouse. I don't want to risk giving her anything she can't handle.
Like what? Another baby?

>>46030054
I didn't think Ollie would have good porn art

>>46030636
Not stopping me

>>46057536

I believe La+ mentioned that she got the HSV-1 Herp from her mom kissing her.

As for the other poster who said Ame has it too, can't find anything referencing it.

>>46089040
> ignoring the fact that she’s French
how do you even ignore that, uuughhhhhhh

>>46094945
somehow, she has more than reine on booru lol.

>>46031174
She has autism feet.

>>46030636
vshojo jp is still vshojo, just the same as hololive en is still hololive

>>46037173
You dumb fuck. It's peguchi

>>46089040
>she seems like an asshole.
So ignoring the fact that she's French your hang up is she's French?

>>46101574
>>46037173
actually it's hemaruguchi

>>46030054
Mori, not only am I not built like a horse, I don't fuck like a dog either.
To top it off I don't think hearing her narrate the whole thing as "ya boy".

>>46088570
Lucky.