/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

IN LUMI I TRUST

>>45910077
Honestly Panko should graduate and phase out.

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Autistic!
Distracted!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Caffeinated!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

If an AI bro doesn't make some lewd Michis I'm gonna shoot up a Walmart near (You)

Pippa LOVE

[Pase Friend Anon News] He still has not streamed.

Lamia Pippa

GET PREGNANT!!!

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Iori Mahjong Soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfbypRtGnYc

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 (in 23 min) - Lumi Diablo 4
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Tenma Fear & Hunger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk9bfP_um8Y

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Panko A Little to the Left
YT Link TBD

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Airi The Meme Hunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_JI1HaTKE

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina RE4
YT Link TBD

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

No Pippants...

>>45910446
>15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Panko A Little to the Left
it's RE4 remake again

FYI

>>45910415
He should just graduate.

>>45910446
Lewd Deer

Let's go !!!
I don't know how to play Mahjong.

Pippa GFE

bros I feel asleep during the awful movie stream. What did I miss?

>>45910527
>it's RE4 remake again
Thought that was yet unconfirmed.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>45910657
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxMBPD6Hsv77TFBejeBU2Rk3N0y0BzMUv9

Panko, I really like your meme page.

I won't tell you who but soon there will be a collaboration with a Hololive talent

>>45910655
I left to go to bed after that awful second film started

>>45910686
ok sankyu

I HAVE NO PIPPA AND I MUST PIPKIN

>>45910743
Yeah, me

>>45910655
Chat and Pippa losing their mind over the godawful kickassia movie and Pippa doing a kino karaoke stream to make up for it. She even sang /our/ song.

15 TALENTS ZERO STREAM WTF

I'm worried about Pippa, she sleeps during the day and wakes up at night, that will harm her health

[Anon shocking news] He likes women.

wemi dying again...

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

are there futa shiina arts?

[News Poster Anon News] Liking women is news to him.

>>45910912
Have you seen Lia hours?

Pippa truly is a wonderful vtuber and if she let me I'd put some babies in her to keep her gene pool alive for decades to come. She is too precious and must be protected.
Thank you Pippa for existing and making my life better. I will support you and simp for you for as long as I'm alive.

>>45910811
>Pippa doing a kino karaoke stream to make up for it. She even sang /our/ song.
I missed it...

>>45910655
pippa raiding a literal whore 3 view

Sigh only 20minutes left of the Shiina vod.

Lumi sucks

>>45910999
She raided a literal whore 4 view a few times already

>>45910655
REDDIT MOVIE

>>45910811
>She even sang /our/ song.
Which one?
Thank You, next?
Live Forever?
Our Posts?
There's plenty /our song/s now, if you think about it.

>>45911051
Leave Mori alone, she hasn't slept with any (human) men

>>45911022
she sure does.

>>45911075
It was lemon boy/live Forever.

I want to cuddle the panda.

Hello /pcg/ over the past few months i have conducted deep research into the Anuses of different Phase Connect members.

Any argument with the chart is pointless as i have conducted first hand research in collaboration with Phase Connect

I hope you enjoy my data and find it useful

>Tenma flip
https://youtu.be/t-knX5z5Es8

You Will be MINE PIPKIN

>>45911150
I forgot the image.

>>45911155
but which ones are the most defenseless?

>>45911075
Any song is /our/ song, just like everyone is a phase friend

>>45911160
Athletic fox

>>45910811
>She even sang /our/ song.
That was such a nice way of ending karaoke.

>reaction videos fucks
>Reddit movie fucks

>>45911201
>proceeds to blue condition having to be benched for coffee

>>45911250
Don't remind me :(

>>45911160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOY8xwcnaYM

>>45910811
>Chat and Pippa losing their mind over the godawful kickassia movie a
They all have shit taste. Kickassia is cringekino.

>>45910924
I called it yesterday. It's really hard to sing for 5 hours and not hurt your voice. She sang a song in overtime that I love so can't scold her too much. Wemi lubububububububububu!

I want to pull her cute fingers backwards until they break and she lets out a high pitched scream

>>45911155
>fishman: clean, tight, smooth

>>45911250
:(

>>45911022

What's your oshi's alignment /pcg/? I'll start:
>Lia
>Chaotic Neutral

>>45910238
I could try if there was a michi lora but I don't think one exists yet

>>45911532
Ballbuddy is a condensation of everything that is wrong about /tg/. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

>>45911532
>slut
NOTA

I can't believe that lumi is fucking dead.

>>45910368
pippa SHAVE

>>45911614
He used to be a drawfag, and we're not on /tg/, so I don't see the problem

>>45911075
>Thank You, next?
It's great that Pippa can even make a thot song cute

>>45911155
>pippas pink and unwashed asshole

>late again

>>45911127
>lemon boy
Hi~

GET PREGNANT!!

>>45911614
this
dude made a career out of beating a dead horse joke that only redditors thought was funny in the first place
>haha elf bad, RAPE JOKE or SLUT JOKE that everyone has already heard a billion times
is a fucking plague on D&D or anything fantasy that you try to play with other people nowadays

>>45911889
Oh fuck

Lia and Pippa are Mexicans

Pippa's react content is basically soft gfe.

>>45910077
Honestly Lumi should graduate and phase out.

>>45911989
She might be part Spainard from her father's side, he is far too white to be Mexican.

>>45912009
>soft

>>45912141
Peepa luv

>>45911106
She has blown some nigger on a back alley and you know it.

>>45912147
Stealth would have been a better word.

>>45911989
Rinmama is from "the land of dulce de leche" per Lia

>>45912147
More like she is little sister experience who has broken the taboo of incest with you once and now teases you.

I love Shiina!

>>45910985
Check Archivegro's channel.

Shiina shine!

>>45912175
>Chase

>>45912141
>>45911989
>Peepas long cryptid fingers reaching into a seemingly bottomless vat of hotdog water and pulling out a tamale
Do you accept?
Note that this happens at the back of a target at 2AM.

>>45912270
He has been known to BBCpost

>>45912220
>"the land of dulce de leche"
¡VAMOS, CARAJO!

>>45912235
go to bed pippa

>>45911935
Can't blame him too much, his patrons pretty much make him do just that one joke

>>45912175
Mori is for stallions only

You can pick one phase connect to live with, love and cherish, however your brain will be rewired such that any sexual thoughts towards her will immediately trigger a feeling akin to a whole-body cramp until you stop.
The phase connect will be generally positively disposed towards you at the start, but not in a romantic way. Further developments are on you and her.

Also she's in 2d form.
Who do you choose?

>>45912220
>Rinmama is an actual big booty Puerto Rican goddess
Ponder the aroma...

What's the complete list of Phase Friends?

>>45912416
Can I cheat my way with IVF?

>>45912416
Lumi of course

>>45912416
Panko. If I have any sexual thoughts towards an Italian I deserve what I get.
Plus she may be able to cook Italian food for me (Italys only redeeming feature)

>>45912416
Erina
>B-But the cramp
Don't care, I'm doing things my way.

>>45912416
i only want to hug panko anyway so it's fine

>>45912416
Pippa would probably be MORE into it if the sex caused you suffering

>>45912416
cheats:
meditate and achieve nirvana such that you can fuck without having sexual thoughts
use a paper bag and direct sexual thoughts towards another phacon while you fuck

>>45912462
me

>>45912649
Based minmaxer

>>45912373
Nice.

>>45912638
She would love it

>>45912416
Pippa for sure. I'd love to be her friendly roommate. But I'm a femanon so it would be easy not to have sexual thoughts.

Lumi...

>>45910551
deerotic...

>>45912422
>Puerto Rican goddess
That's not where dulce de leche comes from.

>>45912638
Do you reckon Pippa has ever played Fort of Chains? I think she'd like it a lot

>>45912416
Lumi
I will endure anything to clap those cheeks.

>>45912416
>Pick Lumi
>tell her to get houseplants
>now have a funny (for a woman) roomate that pretties up the place in exchange for 1 bowl of salad a day and keeps out of the way
Don't see the downside.

Pippa and lia will be sad

Estoy llorando hermanos

>>45912822
Fuck that, make her tend a veggie patch and feed herself (the neglect turns her on)

>>45910077
I like wontons

>>45912838
Holy shit did he really bite the dust? I thought he was immortal by now.
Why do I find out about this in /pcg/ of all places?

Nagapippa

>>45912919
Actually yeah that's a brilliant idea. I don't have a lot of garden but it should be enough.

You will be MINE Pipkin
I wish I was introduced to Phase as a chill Lia liker instead of a demented capipallist

I think I will like Lia today.

>>45912984
I don't think that's enough...

>>45912416
>>45912950
Shiina!
>She likes to walk around naked
>Maybe get her sister as part of the deal
>Wontons worth graduating for

>>45912303
Ch*se is unironically a bbc obsessed cuck. He confirmed this on kf

Henri fatigue

Nothing wrong with BBC

what the fuck, I want to watch lori but all times I've tried she's playing that goddamned chink game

>>45912416
Pippa, easily. I already love her, and NOT in a sexual way.

>>45913125
Yeah his posts are getting kind of boring to be honest. I was hoping that donor from the other day would become a cool new schizo but he didn't show up last stream unfortunately

>>45913002
Henri, if you were a liker the exact same shit would have happened. Xalabussy would have eventually banned you, and Lia would have eventually denounced you.

>>45912416
I would pick Wemi but I don't know if I could resist the temptation.

>>45913168
>I was hoping that donor from the other day would become a cool new schizo but he didn't show up last stream unfortunately
He was probably banned, or he got the message and decided to distance himself.
I'm betting pippa somehow banned him from sending supas.

>>45910420
>snakegirl
no pippants, no pippanties final solution

45913141 (no you)
Fuck off chase you pathetic freak.

>>45913237
Pippa seduced me with her supposed intelligence, she was an equal. Only to send the Kiwifarmers against me. Look at Flakes. Lia is not as smart as Pipkin, nut thanks to his humility, he is contented that she is his oshi, he is as humble as Quasimodo.
Sapiosexuality sucks.

>>45912416
You fools. The optimal choice is clearly H20 Sakana. Get into the company from the top and groom all the talents. And I only occasionally get horny for fishman

tenmafilp
>tenmaflip

>>45912838
literally who

ripip

>>45913457
*but

>>45912954
Pcg is full of Latino brothers

>>45913522
Why did she hate her

>>45913457
But Pippa is retarded as shit

When is the expiration date of the COFFEE?
Has anyone here bought the coffee?
It's rich, it's expired, you've disliked it

>>45913572
>pippa
>retarded
>highest grades
>only became a pessimist because she debated an art teacher
Do you even watch her everyday?

>>45913573
/vt/ fanbase

>>45913652
Of course not but most of her takes are dumb as fuck

>>45913572
These peepa edites are cute.

>>45913652
High school art teachers are the absolute worst

>>45913573
She told her YWNBJ.

>>45913572
>These peepa edites are cute.

>>45913781
You know who was another superintelligent supervillain who went insane because an art school failed him?

>>45913652
>le I'm actually super smart, it's the TEACHERS fault why I dropped out
>when she constantly displays signs of stupidity and lack of social awareness, critical thinking, and intuition
Do You Really Believe It an-non? Let me guess, you also think xqc is secretly a genius savant huh.

>>45913856
...Sakana?

so, last night made me realize this fanbase is lost, you guys really took the side of the people that ended pikamee and rie was the trojan horse. so long pcg

>>45913947
See ya tomorrow Anon.

>>45913903
Lack of social awareness means autism, not lack of intelligence. I think Pippa is unusually well read for a highschool dropout and possesses a core of wisdom that is likewise uncommon, especially when it comes to how she treats other people.

Lumi doko?

Ive been happy everyday since I met Lia.

>>45913903
I refuse to believe anyone thinks that of xqc

>woman debating anything
yeah, she is retarded

>>45913856
Hitler's paintings were generic slop shit

>>45913947
You literally posted this last night already.

>>45913781
My high school art teacher was great. Sucks to suck I guess.

>>45911989
>Pippa making tortillas with her cryptic cute hands

>>45910077
>had the most boring stream ever
>welp time to go to bed
>wake up
>secret karaoke
>she sang SOAD
Fuck you Pippa FUCK YOU

>>45914000
on my bed

>>45914019
Me too. I really like Lia

>>45914112
I wrote this post.

>>45913652
>>45913903
Pippa is a girl of middling intelligence that dropped out instead of continuing her education andspecializing in a field. Probably 2 points above 100iq tbdesu. She's decently well read for a dropout and clearly has enough personal experience to sometimes give those occasionally insightful takes.
Sometimes she has insightful takes, but most of the time its dumb shit she hasn't truly thought through. She's not a retard, but she isnt some fucking genius.
Though I admit its pretty fun to make fun of her and call her a retard.

>>45914112
>pantyhose
...fine

>>45914037
He actually realised that himself.
In Mein Kampf he writes about how he has always loved architecture and the art school recommended he study that instead since all of his paintings were of buildings. However, since he was planning on becoming an artist he slacked off in school and didn't have the grades (particularly in maths) to get in to an architecture school.

Thank you so much for the anon who shared Lumi's AI gallery in the previous thread.
I really really enjoy looking at them

>>45914165
WAO

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>45914148
Going to college in this era is legitimately a Jewish scam.

Any of you ever get the urge to eat your oshi? And I don’t mean in a sexual way. I’m talking her screaming as you’re tearing chucks out of her with your mouth. Anyone get this feeling?

>>45914213
All the time

>>45914165

>>45914213
Youre up early today, Lia.

>>45914213

>>45914213
Nope

>>45913903
>>45913987
You don't watch her everyday. Pippa clearly readed a lot and can hold her own when it comes to debate. In previous streams she discussed AI ethics and religion. She's literally Neuro's oshi.
This is why she is the ultimate object of my desires.

>>45914148
A college education is not necessarily an indication of intellect. Heck, you can get away with low grades if you make essays about SJW and leftist shit. Even fucking Einstein failed school.

>>45914165
Abayo

>>45914211
>conservatives constantly say "dont go to college kid!"
>act confused when media/entertainment is dominated by liberal troons
Kill yourself retard.

>>45914165
POV: You walk in on Lumi writing antiposts about herself

>>45913987
Last time I checked, she's one of those science deniers when it comes to medicine and psychotherapy because of course a high school dropout who's read a few dubious articles online and listens to JRE would know more than experts who spend half their lives studying that stuff. The inability to defer to people more knowledgeable than you in specific fields is a sign of lack of intelligence to me. Dunning Kruger and all that.

>>45914024
You would be surprised. There are people who think he's a mastermind who carefully curated his streaming persona to maximize his success, rather than someone who just farts and slams his desk and yells on the microphone.

>>45914259(me)
Even if she would probably be toxic and taste gross due to her goyslop diet

>>45914347
Keep crying about studen loan debt.

larping as Henri is somehow even more pathetic

>>45914213
I one thought about eating chunks of Lisa and Lia’s asses. But there was no screaming involved.

>>45914213
very normal, don't think too much of it... maybe just eat some raw meat

>>45914148
She's decently intelligent, but not a secret genius or anything like that.
Also, her lack of education, autism and general naïveté (which she seems to possess to an incredible degree) don't help.
She's read quite a bit and, more importantly, seems to have understood what she has read, which places her at least above the general population.

>>45914296
Einstein did not fail school. That is a common myth people choose to believe in in order to make themselves feel better.

>>45914165
stop schlicking and start the fucking stream, lumi

>>45914211
>>45914389
Just don't be american, it's that easy.

>>45914213
I want to energy vore Pippa

>>45914296
Yeah bro her AI takes are super in depth and her arguments regarding them are very well constructed

>>45914165
Lumi after an intense edging session, with generating and posting her own lewds to /pcg/

>>45914211
>>45914296
Im not saying college is 100% necessary, but it can absolutely further your intellegence/knowledge by directing your focus.
Someone like Pippa is never going to study shit in depth on her own.
>>45914389
>Keep crying about studen loan debt.
Why would I cry about it? The only ones that do are those that went to college with absolutely no plan at all and decided to live in an expensive city. I easily paid off my loans and got a job I love that I never would have had if I just wagecucked.
Tell me this honestly; would you trust a doctor without a college degree?

I don't think anyone that still comes here is capable of making a single post worth reading.

>>45914389
Imagine having to pay for college.

>>45913457
I like how you completely ignored his point. You got your ass banned for shitting up the catalog, shittalking the other talents, attacking management and staff and acting like a retard in chat, on twitter and /here/. You can go 'muh sapiosexual' all you want but the truth is, you cause way more damage as a fan than as an anti.

>>45914620
I like your posts, babe!

>>45914296
>readed
kill yourself you fat esl flip

Why is Panko so FAT!?

>>45914440
Yeah I'm in complete agreement. Thats why I said she's " a few points above 100iq"
Like take a look at her streaming career. Even though she's made some mistakes, she clearly shows the intellectual capacity to recognize those mistakes and improve. She also knows how to learn from OTHER creators.

Pippa's 10 inch horse Pippenis!

>>45914560
>directing your focus
Brainwashing you with libtard bullshit, yes.
Only hard STEM fields are safe from that, barely.

>>45914560
nope, but I sure make a lot of money without having to do all those extra steps or pay off jack shit... not saying it will work for everyone but....

>>45914651
cumflation, from me

>>45914651
Italian cuisine does that to you

>>45914651
Too much pizza pasta pepperoni

>>45914651
pizza pasta spaghetti ah ha ha ha

>>45914651
Shiina fed her Chuck E. Cheese

>>45914729
Kino

>>45914651
She vored chat yesterday, so there is that

>>45914620
I have completely lost all hope for this place. We're at a point where capipis are so drunk on the kool-aid they unironically, genuinely, sincerely believe that their oshi is a genius when she's proven over the years to be lacking in the intellectual department. This is the same girl who literally resorted to autistic screeching when she was getting steamrolled by Lumi in an argument when they had that collab some months ago.

Lord have mercy on these blinded and misguided souls.

>>45914620
>I don't think anyone that still comes here is capable of making a single post worth reading.
Every single post I've ever made here is worth reading. Including this one.
>>45914656
>Only hard STEM fields are safe from that, barely.
Ah I see you've never been to college and parrot retardation you heard ftom conservative grifters(who ALL use the education they got from college to succeed in their careers btw)
>>45914682
>nope, but I sure make a lot of money without having to do all those extra steps or pay off jack shit... not saying it will work for everyone but....
I never once said that everyone NEEDS to go, but there's a significant portion of the population that would greatly benefit from going. The highest earners in society are in fields that require college degrees(they also have the highest debt too, so take that as you will)
There's a middle ground between, "NEVER GO TO COLLEGE" and "EVERY SINGLE RETARD MUST GO TO COLLEGE AND GET RAPED WITH DEBT THEY CSNT PAY"

>>45914646
A single grammar mistake (fuck my keyboard) does not refute my claim. Pippa is well-read and an intellectual. Do you even watch her everyday, or are you just in for the "based" memes?

>>45914651
Imagine Panko on the Wonka tour in the Chocolate Room. Imagine her gluttonous dumb ass decided to drink from the chocolate river after eating everything in sight. Imagine her falling into the river, sucking in so much chocolate as she tries to swim. Imagine her getting sucked up the pipe as she’s filled with more chocolate. Imagine her getting stuck as everyone mocks her for being a gluttonous bratty piece of shit. Imagine her shooting up the pipe when the pressure builds enough. Imagine her being pushed through a machine at the end of the pipe, only to come out a brown skinned blob of chocolate and fat. Imagine having to take care of this brat afterwards.

>>45914729
I like the irony.

>>45914850
Its literally just Henri, you fucking giga-retard. Everyone else is saying she's of middling intelligence. She's shown the capacity to learn, whivh is a mark of at least SOME intelligence.

>>45914947
>shown capacity to learn
When did this happen?

>>45914879
>Ah I see you've never been to college and parrot retardation you heard ftom conservative grifters
Nah, been to mechanical engineering and even there people were pushing women to come in, bitching about the 200:1 male/female ratio and promoting leftist bullshit. No one cared about it for the most part, even the professors, but the agenda "from above" was there.

Lia imo

>>45914917
Sounds like an episode of some old cartoon.

>>45914165

>>45914985
Everytime.

Panco Comanche

thinking about lia streaming again soon

>>45914850
How does it feel being as dumb as Henri?

URUKA! MARRIAGE! OOGA BOOGA!

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1639606432902397953
Gen 3 is tenma approved.

>>45915167
Pancho Apache

>>45915019
Totally Spies! Vietnam flashback...

>>45915170
Lia hasn't streamed in five years. You have to let go, anon.

>>45915198
>cute
are they, perhaps, also.. funny?

>>45915319
Women can't be funny, anon.

Lemon woman doko?

>>45915266
one day Lia will be back and it will be happy day!

>>45915361
Women can be funny, if they are also cute.

>>45915179
Henri has IQ (he's a philosophy/theology scholar) but his ultimate fatal flaw is that he has NEGATIVE EQ (emotional intelligence). He desired Pippa because she combatted him, she became his friend for a while, but when she finally personally rejected him, his psychotic breakdown went out of control to the point of dementia. No wonder he constantly compared himself to Frollo vs Esmeralda.

>>45915416
Monday Monday Monday!

or maybe a Lia guerilla?

>>45915460
Even IQ is questionable. I've seen some absolutely retarded philosophers and theologists

Anyone that engages with Henri is as bad if not worse than he is. You only enable him no matter what stupid shit you have to say.

>>45911155
I'm not a big salad tosser but I'd worship Lumi's smooth and clean white tight starfish for an hour. Think she'd say degrading things during?

>>45915198
I expect great things

>>45915459
Well, I will correct myself: women can be funny in a way cats and other animals can be funny: not intentionally.

>>45915361
>>45915459
Anxiety, tism and thinking of yourself as ugly can make women funny.

>>45915319
We got 3 lolis in gentoo. If Fishman doesn't capitalize on this and also has 3 lolis on gentree, I won't buy any coffee.

>>45915553
IQ and EQ are processed in different parts of the brain. IQ in the prefrontal cortex, EQ in the limbic system.

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45915794
luv

>>45915460
He is and always was a fucking moron. The philosophy/theology shit is just a larp, he is easily one of the dumbest people I've ever seen.

>>45910238
PLEASE

>>45915198
???

>>45915794
hate

>>45915718
Ge3 is IIRC about half-ish lolis according to two sources, one of whom isn't Lumi.

>>45915862
That's dementia for you.

>Saturday
>Choccy milk bottle ready
>Fresh new daipey on
>Lia VOD queued up
it's gonna be a good day bros

>>45915198
Oh god, it's MALES...

>>45915198
I'm eager to see what we're getting. It's kinda pointless to speculate when we have no idea or details, so let's hope for the best. The more the merrier in any case.

>>45915909
>>Fresh new daipey on

>>45915460
>philosophy/theology "scholar"
>IQ
Anon, do not believe your village's shaman lies

>>45915909
CUTE

>>45915904
Wait, is that colossal retard now pretending he has been suffering from dementia for the past 10 months or so?

>soon it'll be 21 talents 0 streams
Can't wait.

>>45915767
That's nice anon, but it doesn't mean that one can't score low in both

Who got the contract?

My lil sister caught me watching me oshi.
She pointed her index finger and laughed at me.
What is the correct course of action after this shameful event?

>>45915198
What I'm hoping outta Gen3 is primarily a first-time vtuber or two.
Bonus points if they come from amateur voice acting.
Vtubing is sort of a 'matured' industry now so the more you get people who come into it with few preconceived notions the better you can surprise viewers.

>>45910890
Been working night shift for a while, I haven't been doing too bad. Although im already used to always feeling like shit so I don't know if me "feeling good" is a good way to put it

>>45915862
Consider yourself blessed, there are people out there who make henri look like a genius and they are very difficult to deal with

>>45915361
Pippa has genuinely made me laugh many times.

>>45916039
You think that's bad? My half sister has been in Lumi's replies for months and I didn't know it and only stopped after her account got banned for telling someone to kill themselves.
She also somehow became a weird type of paleolibertarian along the way

Does Pippa have her own manager?

>>45916032
Bea, some random 2 view, some random no view.

>>45916164
***

>>45911989
WE ARE

>>45916153

>>45916032
me with a voice changer

>>45916164
>Does Pippa have her own manager?
No but fish is apparently trying to make that happen. Generally that's one of Phase's biggest edges -- Having very responsive management that works fairly closely with talents, which conversely is also why many other companies failed.

Trash bear
Had to work today but hope Uruka is doing well
Good morning/afternoon!

>>45916153
You think that's bad? Lumis little brother has been jacking off to Coomis for weeks now

>>45912462
My dick

>>45916056
I've been doing the graveyard shift for five years. My sanity has completely evaporated. My schedule has destroyed the possibility of having friends and I unironically haven't talked to a woman in over a decade.
All I do is watch vtubers.

>>45916299
>the possibility of having friends and I unironically haven't talked to a woman in over a decade.
>All I do is watch vtubers.
I don't think this has anything to do with your shift hours...

>>45916025
He IS demented.
>disturbance
>irrationality
>paranoia
>persecutory delusions
>impulsive bahavior
>psychosomatic illness (blindness, nosebleeds)
>psychosis
>mania
>memory problems
>delirium
>hallucinations

>>45916231
I will be Pippa's manager, as long as the job requirements are just sex

>>45916293
prove it

>>45916299
You're a perfect fit for phase

Calling an adult woman cute is cringe.

>>45916398
Okay Lumi

>>45916353
Being a dumbfuck and having dementia isn't the same

>>45915979
>It's kinda pointless to speculate when we have no idea or detail
there might be signs in official art, like there was for gen2
i remember being suspicious of a couple of out-of-place plushies in yuri's christmas rt

>>45915361
This is the great mystery of vtubing and a condemnation of legacy media. Funny, entertaining women do exist - we watch them all the time. But at the same time there is nothing as sad, as painfully unfunny and cringe than female standup comedians and "professional" writers for movies/series and western cartoons. In fact it is absolutely clear that legacy media is the ultimate repository of nepotism hires and spiritual incest, where wokies hire other wokies and so on. Basically every woman employed by something like Netflix or Hollywood or is a legacy media figure like the mentioned stand up comedians, is utterly devoid of personality and entertainment value and ability.

Vubing was the ultimate game changer, because it allowed women to win or fail based entirely on their own merit. Simply put, vtubing is truly meritocratic. Nepotism hires in vtubing do not go a long way. Unlike legacy media, there's actual competition and ability here. So yes, funny women do exist. We just never had a chance to see them up until now.

>>45916398
What if they're also funny?

I can't believe Lumi is fucking dead

>>45916398
>Calling an adult woman cute is cringe.
Women do it to men all the time.

>>45916398
>Calling an adult woman cute is cringe.
Then maybe they should stop acting cute.

>>45916452
Liaschizo is that you?

>>45916466
What the shit is this, do I have to assamble the burger?

>>45913155
She plays the more interesting games while speaking English on twitch apparently. Id probably enjoy watching her if she did cooler stuff on YouTube. I can't even understand Da Michi but I hop into her streams when she's on

>>45916452
i detect a substrate of croatian syntax in this post

Being Pippa's manager sounds like hell. Imagine having to explain the basics of copyright to her and why streaming X is a very bad idea.

>>45916466
hmmm white girls with fat tiddies...

>>45916520
Da Michi

>>45916237
>https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1639606432902397953

>>45916497
anon they only say that because you're 5'4" and they feel bad

>>45916398
objectively false, but thanks for playing.

Why does Lumi have the worst sleep schedule in Phase Connect?

>>45916517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

>>45916444
Considering his history of abusing alcohol and drugs whenever he fails in his parasocial relationships, it isn't impossible. Pippa was the last straw.

>>45916619
Silly wolf

[Anon news] I want to fill Airi's hag pussy with my semen to the point that it bursts and instantly gives birth to 8 children but I think that's just me.

>>45916630
Pippa is literally nocturnal and you say that about Lumi? comon bruh.

>>45916636
Ok I didn't expect this. Not bad.

>>45916452
Unironically based and true. Chuubas live and die on their ability to entertain. Some can gain a following based on how cute their model/voice is, but if they arent truly entertaining it will show in their ccv. There are outliers though.

Lumi is a Slav and Northern Chinese hapa.

>>45913947
New ritual post lol

>>45916466
Why is the burger smaller than her nipple?

>>45916585
Anon I have a sister and she said that about other guys to me and her friends said that guys in my presence. Including guys on TV.
My apologies. But you're wrong.

>>45916763
It's a slider

>>45916763
europoor portions

>>45916708
Pips gets at least 5 hours. Lumi has often shown up on 2 hours.

>>45916778
Give me her # so I can confirm this

>>45912748
>easy not to have sexual thoughts.
Liar I know it's you homo

>>45916825
>Pips gets at least 5 hours.
how is this girl not dead

>>45916452
You put this in a really annoying way, but yes. Agreed.

>>45916299
>>45916347
I'm in the same boat as him. I've been essentially working 12 hour night shifts for seven years, with a few months of day/night shift combos thrown in per year, usually during summer. And I'm in my late thirties. He isn't lying, to an extent - this shit completely destroys your ability to have a social life of any kind. Your schedule has nothing to do with how normal people live, and when it comes to women my interactions are sporadic and work related with no ability to actually get to know anyone. Friends and hanging out in any capacity just cannot happen. This is without taking the age issue in account.

Mentally, you go to shit. Not as in you get depressed, but there's an inherent mental drain, a sluggishness, irritability and anger that seems to pervade everything. As well as profound lazyness and inertia. Man was simply biologically not built to live like that, we are not a nocturnal species by any metric. And the usual opinion is that you'd get to learn something or do something intellectual at night - nope. Maybe if you had a month or so of it, but in essence it just makes you stupid. Nighttime was made for sleeping. The mind refuses to be competent.

The saddest part for me is that it's not my first rodeo. I worked all sorts of jobs during my life and this is the only one I've found that's at least a little bit tolerable. Fuck going back to retail or factory work, or God forbid the tourism industry. Life needs to be better than this, but still no answer to these questions.

>>45916891
You don't know me... I'm just a friendly pippa enjoyer.

>>45914382
The experts never lie apparently

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>45916895
Because the 8 hour meme is just that.

Does Pippa like rabbit stew?

>>45916997
Kentaro Miura literally died because lack of sleep made his heart weak.

I want to fug the Pippa.

>>45916515
No. More primal, more atavistic. More interested in feet.

>>45916527
Yes. My tendency towards purple prose and verbosity betrays me.

>>45916733
A good model is absolutely worthless if the person behind it is boring and cannot entertain. A good model definitely helps and can make or break you (to an extent) but after people get used to it unless there's an actual personality behind it they'll just leave. A scuffed model with a great person behind it will make the girl endearing, and will paradoxically turned into a buff. A great model with nothingness behind it is just a disappointment.

>>45916619
clumsy hag wolf wife Airi...GFE in its purest form...

>>45916954
Less than pippa does

>>45917142
All the people I know that liked Avatar watched it while smoking weed.

>>45915574
Exactly, please stop engaging with the attention whore

>>45916921
why are you still working at these places? I understand that people in certain places like to grind themselves to dust but I'd prefer being broke than doing that

Sniff the tail Anon. You know you want to.

>>45916949

>>45916825
She's doing an engineering postgraduate right? Honestly depending on what she's doing that's already hard by itself, I don't know how she keeps it up alongside 5 hours of streaming all week except one day.

>>45910077
Phase Friend https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow streaming

>>45916039
Punch her while she's asleep

>>45917290
uooooooooooooh

https://youtu.be/SAjS4nyriD8
This cover is fucking hilarious. The contrast between someone who is fucking deaf and someone who is not, is something else.

my oshi:
>great professional and expressive model
>amazing personality and humor
>great professional audio mixing
>superb game choices
>great content and genuinely talented
>is very cute and pure but also isn't afraid of getting a little sexy

your oshi:
>shitty amateur cardboard model
>awful personality and 12 y/o humor
>shit tier audio mixing
>only plays the same shitty bottom of the barrel "games"
>has no content and probably does reaction streams
>Is basically a shameless slut that acts like she's pure and above you though

>>45917290
is it wrong to pop boners to Panko? am i a pdf file?

>>45917290
You slowly start to put it together why >>45911150
>>45911187

>>45917392
Don't worry, she's a fully gown adult panda

>>45917326

>>45917392
Yes

Dox Connect.

>>45916921
Ah another 30 year old boomer slowly killing himself with the graveyard shift, based.
This shit is pretty damn easy when you're in your early 20s, and initially you think you think you can do it forever, but holy fuck it becomes actual torture. Like you said, the idea that "i can do whatever i want during my free time furing work!" is an absolute lie. Humans are social creatures that are NOT nocturnal. Every single person desires human contact and affection, there are no exceptions to this. Some people require "less" but if completely isolated from it, will go insane.
>>45917205
Nta(im the one he responded too) but the wages and benefits are impossible to ignore. Not many people actually want my shift, so everytime I try to leave I end up with a fucking raise. Not even lying, its ridiculous. If you're a halfway decent worker, night shifts can be ludicrously high paying.

>>45917457
fucking monkey.....also I don't care

>>45917512
Erm I think you mean Cuck Connect

>>45917205
I am not broke because of my frugal lifestyle and miserly ways. And it helps that I own my own place with no debts and stuff. But roll back to say 2013 or so and you'd see me stealing food from my then boss' dogs to survive, and eating palenta with tea, because milk was too expensive.

Once you fall so low notions about not having money will be your worst nightmare, and a great negative motivator. And of course in Croatia, there is no social safety nets. If you don't earn your own money you might as well just drop dead. You are doomed. Ergo I get an erection when I get my paycheck and add it to my savings, which are modest, but they are there. It's better to be dead than to be poor.

Anyway I gotta run.

>>45916299
I'm the anon you replied to, everything you said sounds exactly what I'm at now but just worse. God help us bro, good luck out there fellow night shift bros. I'll be thinking of you guys at night

>>45917557
It is obviously Pedo Connect.

>>45915909
what Lia vod you watchin?
gonna watch one tonight as well

Graveyard Connect

>>45917587
Cunny Connect

When will Pippa post more feet pics?

>>45917587
b-b-b-based desu

Ojisan Connect

>>45917142
>spend half of her free time watching trash movies and TVs
yep, that's my oshi

Pankophile right are human rights!

>>45917373
My oshi is Demolition D but you're about him being a fucking shameless slut

>>45916564
Indeed

>>45917142
sauce?

>still no loose hair panko pic

>>45917613
for me? I'm gonna watch the Lia Yuri furry collab.

>>45917587
https://files.catbox.moe/mv7ay1.png
explain this then

>>45917807
Me on the left

>>45917587
Very true!