/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Dustier and dustier

>>45903432

>>45904605
I need to clean out their wombs with my fresh young cum

The ones we left behind get further and further from us...

>Am an old bastard that also likes hags
And the sky's blue.

https://youtu.be/cozCYJCK4Bg

>>45903432
/hag/ chads keep wining bro.

>>45903432
And you too!

>Botan is literally a granny now
It hurts so much bros...

>>45903432
And it's the same for us

>>45903432
But their avatars stay the same age

>>45903432
glad we dont

I need to breed a jap hag.

>>45908276
That's what I love about vtubers, man, I get older they stay the same age.

>>45903432
2023 is flying by, almost 1/3 through the year already. Which girls will become hags this year?

>>45903432
So do you anon.

>>45907557
Derishouse!

Hololive is like custer's last stand for aging e-girls from niconico in the 00s.

>>45904852
Marine's not even a TRVE hag like Watame and Fubuki, she hasn't even learned the art of hagdom yet.

>>45903432
pee ages like fine wine

Soon, all of hololive will be cakes and hags. You can't stop the passage of time, it is inevitable

>>45909137
>hagdom
don't mind if I do

>>45903432
Not everyone.

I wonder how many of these women actually resent the "hag" meme, even if they won't say so out loud.

>>45911374
Probably none of them since they don't speak English or lurk here.

>>45911442
Didn't it start with "oba-chan"? And I mean vtubers in general, not just JPs.

>>45903432
I should put a baby in there and turn her into Lapreg asap

>>45908749
Ina, my beloved... Possibly Fauna too. Kiara isn't too far off.

>>45907557
I want to fug Watame and Polka.

>>45903432

>>45911880
Legend says when Kiara reaches 30 she will drop the chicken voice.

>>45909222
some of them might die before that.

>>45903432
hag sheep my beloved

I’m nearing thirty and really looking forward to it. I’m so glad the hell that was my childhood and young adulthood is almost over.
>Captcha: H4GAHK

>>45911880
Fauna is 3-4 years away. Don't let her big sister personality fool you, she's a young lady.

>>45909137
>he doesn't know

>>45907557
>watame being slightly plumper
why is my dick diamonds what the fuck

>>45907592
I WILL find her last egg!

>>45912331
thinking about kiara donning a mature voice and becoming more demure actually drives me crazy. thank you for the idea, anon.
>>45923226
godspeed, ensure she reaches her full hag potential.

I was just reminiscing with my oshi about how old I felt when she made a reference from 10 years ago and she responded that we are both fucking old and laughed. I love my hag so much bros....

>>45903432
So it is

>>45903432
and that's a good thing

>>45919750
Considering she said she was a toddler when she was traumatized by Titanic, I'd estimate she's in the 26-29 (billion years old) range, so you're pretty close.

Which girl will have the biggest meltdown when their 20s ends? My guess is Choco since she was/is gyaru.
Marine was just the start, expect either graduations or meltdowns when some girls think it's now or never before they find a husband and start a family. EN may differ simply because of the girlboss narrative.

>>45903432
I can save her!
More seriously she is currently living through her childhood in a delayed fashion because of the parents she had.
She won't be able to have a normal life, but she can still live an interesting life full of experiences and I will be there to observe it.

>>45944613
Marine was giving me kisses the day she turned 30, if that's a meltdown, I hope all of them lose their minds.

>>45903432
good

>>45923098
It's the most fertile form for a woman.

>>45903432
That's fine

>>45944613
i honestly think pekora, actually. yeah she's successful but she's so maladjusted irl.

>>45944613
>EN may differ simply because of the girlboss narrative.
EN will differ because westerners are literal retards who think they can screw around until their 40s and then they'll somehow be a milf with teenage kids.

No shit Nietzsche, that's how life works

>>45945350
>parents
>plural