/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Goop goop cute

I'm glad Gura's bathtub girlfriend got her to take baths again. She was shower only for a while.

>>45897148
reminder to always tell Gura how much you love to spend time with her, miss her, etc whenever you have a chance, as she's a bit autistic... But seriously, always remind her

So the answer to all of those random breaks, lack of communication and no streams is that she's just too autistic to realize that we actually enjoy her streams? That sounds both like a bullshit excuse and completely plausible at the same time.

Gura was so emotional talking about shabu-shabu and how delicious it was.

>>45897148

Watching a romance anime right now wasn't a good move buds, im gonna go to sleep now and hope I dream of her

How do "patientbuds" feel right now, huh? Gura was clueless about how badly we missed her regular streams and you gags left her in the dark instead of reminding her how much you appreciate her. Kill yourselves.

>>45897401
goob dreams.

>>45897413
*fags

>>45897284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaV4YLXPYek

She's been like that since forever. Whenever she feels like she got nothing to talk about in streams, she'll take a break, touch grass, do something so that she'll have stories pile up. She's autistic about being called boring or something

Goombud status?

>>45897148
I will protect this girl even if it costs me my life.

>>45897148
How can someone hate this woman is beyond me. I'll support her no matter what

I was having a dream where I was having a walk with Gura in a slightly foggy park. She was clinging to me hard and being so damn adorable, her giggles were magical. My heart was going crazy and I was about to tell her that I love her and seal the deal when I felt myself waking up..
Why did I have to wake up...

>>45897935
>Why did I have to wake up...
If you stayed in that dream world then you would die.

>>45897558
Gooming

>Washed-up YouTuber makes a hitpiece calling Gura pedobait and her fans pedos
>YouTube, Cover tell her not to do it again
>Does it again years later
>Banned
Who could've seen that coming?

A whopper just tastes like onions and mayo. It's honestly not very good, even for a fast food burger.

>>45898303
Huh? Did I miss something tonight?

>>45897284
Do you think she will get a streaming laptop and stream from Japan this time now that she knows?

I think Gura actually loves me.

>>45897148
As dear as this moment with her was, can I get a soundpost of her really quiet "Of course I missed you" at 2:11:20

>>45898303
Fuck off, no one cares about that whore.

>>45897801
They're heartless I tell you. She's just a sensitive, sweet girl with some confidence issues.

>>45897413
Yeah she only had hundreds of comments on every post or vod telling her how much they love her and how much they'd be okay with anything from her

No way for her to be aware

>>45898389
No, she's too frugal.

>>45898739
she doesn't read that stuff because YT comments gave her trauma

>>45898739
>they'd be okay with anything from her
And Gura took that as they'd be okay with not streaming.

>>45898369
No, just usual situation of an anti deciding to draw up controversy (and subs) by accusing her of 'sexualizing minors.' The usual e-whore interaction with VTubers.

>>45898739
This, that excuse is fucking bs. Every other yt comment since the Thanksgiving break was asking her about what was going on and when she'd go back to streaming regularly.

>>45898881
No? You have to really dig through the comments to not get something positive and 100% supportive.

If she doesn't read vod comments or community post comments then what option do we even have other than the SC lottery

>>45897413
You all literally turned into fags at one point and complained to Cover. She's going to do what she wants to do so I'll wait and do something else instead of wasting my time bitching.

>>45898974
>>45898881
You're agreeing with each other
Everyone has told her they miss her and they want her to stream again
To claim she's been unaware of that is just silly

>>45899007
>has a panic attack just talking about going back
>she totally wants to do it

I don't understand - what happened to Gura? Why wouldn't she want to stream again?

hmmm sleepy

>she is seven
>excited noise
Why are gura like this chumbies

>>45899922
>was it actually a child?
I wonder if Gura even saw the right clip since there were multiple Gura cosplayers. There's no way to mistake that for an adult.

Seems like they got RE4 perms sorted out.

How do we make her understand just how much we love her if she won't read the comments we leave

>>45900245
For the JPs? EN is the annoying part

>>45900251
We need to sneak into her bedroom and make love to her.

>>45900315
Mori tweeted about it.

>>45900245
>>45900340
nyyoooooo what about minecraft?????

>>45900245
Eh, with the JPs are not allowed to show certain parts (puzzles). I'm not sure if that's going to make for a good stream at this point

>>45900340
Ooooooooooh Gura pls pay attention to that

>>45900251
Well with more on stream chances like >>45897148
I WILL make her feel happy and wanted continuously reassuring her of my affection for her.

The perfect car for Gura.
https://twitter.com/kokonotu009/status/1639472699654434817

>>45897413
You're genuinely retarded if you believe this is the reason and if you believe she's about to improve now that she "knows". Enjoy japan 2, ghosting boogaloo, now with even less Gura content cause no Myth tto talk about what she's doing

Haven't had the chance to watch the vod yet, did she seriously say that she wasn't aware of how much we missed her or is it just shitposters twisting her words?

>>45901396
what do you think?

>>45901396
>>45897148

>>45901396
No, it was the classic "whaa you guys want to hear from me even why I have nothing to talk to" that she's somehow been shocked about for 2 years, see >>45897148

Copebuds are coping that this is actually why she ghosts and doesn't stream. She just doesn't think we want streams!

is RE4 on the table now?

There's no reason to feel so threatened by Gura and the chumbies.

>>45901544
There's a lot of stupid hoops to jump through apparently, I can see Gura saying "fuck that" and rightfully so. Hiding puzzles? Like wtf, she gets stuck for 30 mins on a puzzle, how is she supposed to know when she's about to solve it

Gurass

>>45902511
Lickable

Gura is a girl.

>>45902511
Imagine the smell

>>45902598
A small one.

>>45902598
Wut da fug

Imagina Gura sitting on your face right after coming back from Japan, I'd cum in my pants...

>>45902696
You want all of the ojisan cum to drip on your face?

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>>45902753
I want Gura's cunny cheese melting on my tongue as I bury my nose in her puffy slit

Horny time now? Who's just waking up and who's going to bed?
It's way past my bedtime personally. The sun's been up for a couple of hours. Normally I try to sleep at the front crack of dawn.

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>>45902900
These two are so damn correctable

I think you guys like little girls too much. It's creepy...

>>45903104
If you want more art, you could just ask.

>>45903104
You are the creepy one for not liking it

I'll save my goom for later. I have some sleepin' to do.

>>45902967
Gura x shion is kino

>dark and darker removed from steam
minecraft it is chumbies

>>45903497
I would love a teehee Minecraft tour unironically.

>>45903497
is that the one that copy/pasted animations from dark souls?

>>45903497
what happened?

>>45903647
Nexon sent a cease and desist since they say an employee stole code for the game or something.

>>45903647
They're in a legal dispute with Nexon who says they stole shit

Figured this was relevant to you. They can play English dub RE4 but it has to be JP version so less gore, probably Japanese UI and also you have to cover all puzzles when you stream.

>>45898369
brit vent
you know that whore who complained right after gura's debut.

>>45904068
>cover the puzzles
what is this autism? is RE4 a puzzle game now?

>>45904075
damn, /pol/ idol got banned

>>45904103
Every shown puzzle is 1 lost sale please understand

>>45904103
It's the same autism that made everyone have to censor the endings in the newer RE games. I fucking hate capcom. Like, I want to find the boomer retard nip who came up with this and slap him

>>45904120
>>45904075
her YT is still up?

i am going to make a game for gura to play
and the only requirement is that she has to show her cunny on stream

Sounds like a lot of hoopla to me and I understand Gura's reason to not want to deal with it.

>>45904227
https://twitter.com/mask_bastard/status/1638776566636326912
It was? i don't care enough to check myself but this where i got the news, from a gimmick account simping, thanks elon.

I love my wife so much!!

>>45904308
one less glowie honeypot down

>>45904227
It was restored. Not that Gura will ever address that mutt. She also went after Ironmouse, so maybe they can deal with her instead.

>>45904068
Gura will ignore the puzzle rule

>>45904435
doubt it.

Eww dwama.
Don't bring attention to it.

>>45904466
gura flat out ignored the ending rule in re2 so I don't doubt her

I will spend my whole life with Gura.

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>>45904529
She can literally just play dumb, how do you even define when a puzzle starts? a lot of RE4 puzzles are about grabbing something on the other side of the map to solve a door

Even with them being able to play I doubt she will yet since this is the most autistic they’ve been about what to cover up

>>45904103
Capcom probably has the dumbest restrictions when it comes to streaming. They didn't' have this problem with Resident Evil 2 and 7 (though I think you had to block the ending because of copyright reasons) but at Village is where I think they went off the rails. Weird they would do this since they let Gura stream the Capcom showcase. It must be someones job to make dumb rules like this because it doesn't make sense otherwise.

This is the one girl I have ever fallen in love with.
I don't fully understand how this happened to me, but I still feel okay about this.

>gets surprised when gura is surprised that chumbies wither without her
>these are the same people who said no to react content
fucking DESERVED bitch ass faggot niggers
her asking that in the first place was a fucking signal of her insecurities and you failed to catch it
i am the only unironic chumbud remaining here

What should Gura play?
https://poal.me/82fuas

>>45904853
I want Re4 even with the restrictions

>>45904853
Lost In Vivo

>>45904886
Why can't they show English voice acting/subtitles? Some stupid union thing?

>>45904841
Relax, I think I know what you're trying to say and I don't disagree with you.
You're letting deliberate shitposting get to you, dummy.
However I am going to be the last chumbud.

Last nights stream was so cute I'm watching it again, I fuckin love listening to her just ramble, I could listen to her forever. And I love she only does members streams when she wants to ramble about her adhd scatter brain stories, she loves here chumbies.

>>45904841
I'll say yes to any content she suggests and I'll watch any content that has goomb in it.

She finds it hard to believe that we also love her as who she is and not only as the persona she tries to put on.

>>45904841
especially for those who called that "le lazy content", fuck I want to punch their faces so hard

PLEASE STREAM REACT CONTENT ON TWITCH GURA I'M SO SORRY

>>45904841
Never understood the fags were against it. Watching silly shit is pretty GFE so you'd think they would be onboard with that shit .

>>45906045
NOOOOO DON'T STREAM ON TWITCH! THAT SITE IS DOGSHIT!

Bros a cute girl winked at me today and all I could think about was how badly I want to be in a relationship with Gura...

Goob morning

>>45906200
>Girl winks at him
>Doesn't mating press her
Gay

>>45906231
I was waiting to cross the street and the bus she was in stopped next to me for like 5 seconds, she probably just wanted to tease me. Besides I'd never cheat on my daughterwife.

goob is on season 3, episode 3 or 4 (ep 23 or 24 overall) of breaking bad
each episode is about 50 minutes long
so she's binge watched about 20 hours of that show

>>45897148
wtf is she legitimately clinically retarded? This isn't funny anymore

>>45906045
>>45906091
>>45904841
>>45905275
>>45905630
>>45906080
She can't do it.

>>45906204
Goob night

I want Gura to put my pp in her mouth. T u T

>>45907182
She will bite your pp off

>>45907485
I don't care, as long as her cute little mouth gets to taste my prick then I'll be satisfied.

Calli will be playing RE4
wonder if they changed the retarded perms?

Good morning chumbies

>>45906204
>>45907678
goob nite

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>45907798
*cums inside you*

>>45907576
She’s playing a JP copy and has to block puzzles. There’s no way Gura plays if those restrictions are on

>>45907864
I wish JP game publishers weren't so unbelievably autistic about perms

My balls stink so bad...

>>45907984
Take a shower

>>45908078
I'd rather have Gura clean them with her tongue

Chumbos I can't sleep and my legs are restless... it's almost noon...

>>45902753
No worries Shion already cleaned all my semen out of Gura before she left Japan.

>>45908259 Try Pregabalin, or a Benzodiazepine.
Gura reacted to 3 of my comments last night and it felt great, your all virgins.

so will she play the jp version re4 with english dub? im guessing she will play minecraft if not

>>45897284
>>45897452
You can maybe say that for like a 1 or 2 day breaks, but for weeks on end adding up to months worth of breaks throughout the year? No.
>>45897413
>>45898739
It's obvious that "patientbuds" were always wrong. The only ways you can get through to Gura is either SCs or contacting management, she legit doesn't read comments at all.

>>45909289
We've been over this a bunch already. She's not going to play RE4 due to the retarded restrictions by Capcom. She's probably going to play something besides Minecraft, too.

retard

Gura

>>45909289
Well last time she played a RE game it had to be in JP.
>>45898739
Yes she does read comments, she reads mine all the time, just comment in upper caps. SC is the best way to get through to her though agree.

>>45897413
>Gura was clueless about how badly we missed her regular streams
You don't really believe this and this isn't what she said.
She was questioning whether people would enjoy daily streams even if it led to her being "boring" on stream which seems to be a hangup of hers. She isn't wrong either despite what people say, Gura being chatty and cute and funny is a huge part of her appeal, she has never been the Kaela "throw her on in the background when you are grinding a game" type chuuba and she knows this. Personally I would love to see that part of her just autistically grinding monhun or some survival game for hours in a more switched off mode but I don't think she will ever do it.

No, I understand Gura the most.

Gura scripts all of her streams yes even her reactions. She's a fourth dimensional being, trust me I know this to be a fact.

gura cute

>>45909839
Content is better than no content at all and Gura being "boring" is better than not seeing her at all.

>>45909839
>>45910028
i disagree. i prefer the ayame approach over the kaela approach. too much of a girl just sours you on her eventually. gura is smart to space things out a bit.
she's not the type of girl to stream minecraft every day like it's a job.

I wonder if gura is going to throw us a curveball and play Buck Bumble for the N64 today

>>45902900
BEAUTIFUL MMMMMMM

>>45910028
Yeah but it's her who thinks she would be boring in that situation not me, and it's her that feels the need to recharge stories/social energy between streams. I would happily watch her in a less performative mode, we got a bit of taste of that is some of the quieter rust moments and I loved those streams but not everyone feels that way and she clearly has standards for her stream that suggest she doesn't feel that way either.
>>45910126
Case in point

Gura liked this. Does she know?

Being a "patientbud" doesn't mean mean cutting off contacting Gura until she decides to return. It means not being a harrassing needy faggot like you.
Most people's words will come off the wrong way if not careful.

>>45910337
I think it's more like she wanted us all to know she supports nopan

Hello, Streams?

>>45903497
I am perfectly fine with this.

>>45910126
>i prefer the ayame approach over the kaela approach. too much of a girl just sours you on her eventually
I think most people do subconsciously, but there's a lot of people on this board who basically watch hololive streams constantly just to have a hololive vtuber on at all times. Kaela types appeal to that sort of person, even if Korone is literally the only one to have ultra long streams that are actually entertaining

Ah fuck. I didn't (You) but I responded to shitposting.

>>45909289
>she literally says she won't play RE4
>"so will she play RE4?"
How fucking dumb can you be?

Halfway through thr VOD bros, cou3ldnt catch it live due to work.
I fucking love listening to her talk bros. She's criminally adorable.

>>45904435
Gura doesn't respond to inferior peasants. But seriously she would never respond to someone tryna cause drama with her anyway, she's most likely not even aware, she just doesn't care.

>>45909839
Smartest post in /ggg/

>>45910574
It's a good one, bud. It helped me keep a smile on during my own shitty work night.
I felt a connection with her.

>>45910535
I only ask because I saw Mori’s recent chat message about being able to play with EN dub, calm down.

>>45910574
I watched it live and am watching it again just because it's so nice listening to her with my headphones, it's like injecting dopamine right into my brain through my ears, I adore and love this shark so much it's ridiculous.

>>45910126
>prefer the ayame approach over the kaela approach
Couldn't disagree more. I'd gladly take a Kaela approach to streaming over Ayame approach of barely streaming at all. Though I dont think you need to do either extreme, it will always be, streaming > not streaming, to me.
>too much of a girl
Better too much than too little like what we've gotten for the past year.
>>45910289
>it's her that feels the need to recharge stories/social energy between streams
I get that to an extent, but the gaps between streams have become way too large. And if stuff like Rust is an example of what she'd consider "boring," then Gura is heavily over exaggerating what she thinks is too boring to stream.

And I had my dino goob in my lap and squeezed it and rubbed tf out of it the whole stream.

>>45910398
Retard

This guy is the god of timestamps lol https://youtu.be/QnnmlQ_GrMk
>I want to try sea urchin
I just realized Gura's honesty parameter is probably above 99%

>>45911198
okay, then think of it this way
gura feels like shit, but because needy people want her to stream every day like some holos, she gets burnt out, and her content becomes shitty and she becomes jaded
that's what will happen if she switches to something like that.

>>45911298
What’s wrong with sea urchin?

>>45911346
Never said it had to be everyday just that I'd rather have whatever results in more streams than less regardless if Gura would consider it "too boring" or not. It doesn't need to be either extreme and right now we're in the 'barely any streams' extreme.

>>45911371
It sploods

>>45911198
>I'd gladly take a Kaela approach to streaming over Ayame approach
There is a happy medium between Kaela and Ayame of course but in the end it is always going to come down to the type of streamer she sees herself as and not what we want. In my opinion she see herself as an entertainer first, and if for whatever reason she doesn't feel like she can provide an engaging stream for a couple of hours she will always choose not to stream rather than just do a "chill" stream. It's for the same reason she drops games left and right, if it's not good stream content she is over it usually. It is what it is and she is not going to change at this point.
>the gaps between streams have become way too large
Yeah well everyone agrees with this
>if stuff like Rust is an example of what she'd consider "boring," then Gura is heavily over exaggerating what she thinks is too boring to stream
Most of Rust wasn't like that but it just had it's moments where she was clearly having trouble staying in entertainer mode and just kind of rolled with it, she was still fun to watch and it was a different side of her which is why I liked it so much, I still don't expect her to make a habit of it but maybe she will get addicted to some other survival game this year.

I'm not used to being awake at this hour. I prefer the late late night North American buds I think. Slower, comfier, full of Gura love, a little too horny, with the occasional abrupt and obvious schizoposter passing by like a loud but forgetable storm. Then the clouds clear, it's comfy again, then I go to bed.

>>45911198
She's obviously very socially insecure even though she's great just rambling about nothing and responding to comments/SC's, and just saying random stuff out of nowhere that makes you laugh. She has the most subs out of any vtuber and still is insecure about how she performs as a vtuber. We need to keep on encouraging her, reassuring her and showing her love, that's all we can do but at the end of the day the goob is gunna do what the goob will do. I just treasure every time she streams cos I enjoy and love her personality so much more than like probably an 100 other vtubers I've watched. Even if she is a doofus that needs to believe in herself more and realize she's never boring to her chumbies or even the greys. This is why she always does mems stream when she comes back from an hiatus of streaming and has stories to tell, she feels more comfortable with her chumbies, and I love that.

I hate this cute shark

>>45912022
How??

>>45909839
she could solve the dead air problem by doing collabs, but ever since T*mp*s and the Rust stuff she doesn't do many collabs, and hasn't even hosted one since Brain Games

>>45910191
I was playing Chameleon Twist the other day

Thank you for supporting the shart

>>45912133
in general people don't like collabs. there no superchats and chat is unusable.
it's better to just do offcollabs if you want to play with someone. on stream collabs are just company mandated a lot of the time

>>45911645
Yep some "chumbies" need to cope and come to the realization with the fact that Gura will always be the type of streamer she is, stream for a week ghost for a week while she recharges. Obviously being on Japan and working hard for fes she streamed very little, but now she's back home and will get back into her regular streaming pattern of will be a few days of streaming and then a week or two of ghosting, that's how she is otherwise she'll burn herself out, and then she'll become depressed and we don't want that.
>maybe she will get addicted to some other survival game this year.
Also love that idea, really hope something comes along like that and it doesn't have to be a survival game, just any game she would get addicted to like she did Rust, that was a good time man.

For whatever warped way you view Gura and the how she does things.
Can we just say we fucking love her? I just love her, man. Actually.

>>45912585
you shouldn't say you love someone that easily
you like gura
you dont love her
love is for someone you want to spend your life with

>>45912489
>get back into her regular streaming pattern of will be a few days of streaming and then a week or two of ghosting, that's how she is
Except that wasn't how Gura was until 2022.

>>45912585
I can agree with that. No other vtuber can come close to Gura for me and I don't think ever will, she is special man.

>>45912696
Yes, I love Gura

breaking bad watchalong y/n?
just 2-3 eps

>>45912702
Well why do you think that is? Not insinuating I have the answer, just genuinely asking.

>>45912750
no

>>45912702
Men, you don’t know about past Gura at all

So now that Gura has understood that we want as much of her as we can get she'll surely start streaming almost everyday like she used to, right?

>>45912750
too yab

samefagging again?

>>45912750
I'd watch it with her

So, is the senpai date thing about Gura doing a collab or is it that she went out with Coco and can't say because it was coco?

>>45912750
I think that;d be great, it'd have to be members only though cos some retarded greys would absolutely be commenting spoilers in the chat.

>>45912696
>love is for someone you want to spend your life with
So I love Gura. Don't assume I'm not serious.

teletubbies watchalong

>>45912901
If Karen could go fishing with Kson, I don't see why Gura can't at least mention meeting a dragon

>>45912489
I wasn't implying ghosting for a week was a foregone conclusion in my post, I really hope that isn't the case. I was only saying that she will never be a daily streamer. I think 3 streams a week as a regular thing is a nice balance, gives her time to recharge, I would be perfectly happy with that if she can stick to it until she is called back to Japan. I doubt she is even going to bring up the topic of schedules again though after the pc hort/thanksgiving arc closest we got in that last stream was her almost saying "spending time together like the good old days" I do think she is going to make an effort to be consistent this time.

>>45912696
>>45904618

>>45913078
yeah, but did mori mention she was hanging out with coco or was that just something they did in coco's channel? Because Gura doesn't have the same presence as mori

I believe this has gone on quite long enough. Let's not get into dangerous territory.

She streamed everyday pre 2022 because it was her first year in HL, and she basically had too. Maybe she had more enthusiasm back then also. But none of us have an insight into Guras brain and how it works so we just don't know and can only speculate like we are rn.

>>45912798
Health problems gradually spiraling downwards for the entire year until she finally got help from doctors. A lot of the excuses she used last year were probably actually health related but didn't want to worry everyone. Presumably her condition has greatly improvement since getting help if she's already planning the next trip and she should return to a normal 4-5 streams/week. It's honestly retarded to assume otherwise, although it is a huge red flag for her not to have any games she really wants to stream after all these months.

Please describe all game mechanics that Gura likes.

She's streaming tonight btw, aren't you excited?

>>45913498
timing/rhythm game sections
button mashing
give the player the freedom to be a shithead (attacking and bullying NPCs)

>>45913503
M
I'm very excited

>>45913503
proof?

>>45913643
>he's gray

https://twitter.com/tokomaya_keita3/status/1639574563536408576

gura's going to be seiso for exactly 7 seconds
then she's going to let out a big wet fart

>>45913352
>although it is a huge red flag for her not to have any games she really wants to stream after all these months
Guess we have to recommend her games again.

after thinking about it, new vegas would be really good, unless she gets filtered due to RPG mechanics

>>45904841
She can't do react content while she's apart of Hololive. It doesn't even matter whar the fans said. She can't do it, tard

>>45913702
7 seconds... 7 seconds is all the time I have to be seiso with you...

>>45906045
She can't retard. Even on Twitch, Cover will never let her do react content. Why are you fags so retarded?

>>45913778
She should be okay, literally just dump points into one combat stat and you're good to go on the easier difficulties. As long as chat doesn't bait her into 1 int for the xddd so funny dumb responses.

>>45913914
BOOTLICKER

>>45910535
He asked because after Gura's stream Mori said they can play with English dubs

>>45913503
M

gura literally mogs all of EN with her salmon consumption
salmonlets could never understand

>>45912750
No, retarded show

https://files.catbox.moe/px0pff.jpeg

>>45913078
You retard. Mori never mentioned going fishing with Coco. Her RM mentioned going fishing with Kson. Why are people so fucking retarded?

>>45913674
no proof of a stream TONIGHT
feel free to correct me

>>45914125
>he's gray

>>45913952
No, it's called not being retarded. Try it sometime

>>45913498
Fart jokes

>>45914146
You are licking their boots.

>>45914140
nope

All I know about Breaking Bad is that it's about meth and there's a pizza thrown on the roof of a house.

>>45914196
watch streams

>>45914196
So tell me what Gura said in the last members' stream about today

>>45914249
something about streaming this weekend
breaking bad
getting her ass wet
she wore pants
she ate food
she ate mcdonalds and had a big whopper
some other stuff

>>45914302
Good bait, here's another (you)

>>45914302
>she wore pants
you outed yourself, gray

>>45914225
it's 5 seasons of this detective named mcnulty and he tries to keep drug dealers in baltimore from shooting people in the head but bureaucracy wins and people just keep getting killed

She never said she was going to be 100% streaming tonight, nor did she even say what she'd be playing, also the frame isn't up.
so there is no guarantee there is a stream tonight

>>45914488
Yes she did, and she doesn't put frames up at 1PM

>>45914526
proof?

>>45914539
Watch streams

>>45914568
stop gaslighting me

where the heck is my "cute and funny" soundpost anon

Did Gura ever say which girl invited her to that dinner date?

Well chumbuds, would you?

Can someone call me a retard?

>>45914672
Baka

>>45914632
No, but she seemed to imply that it's related to a future secret project.

>>45914659
Is she inviting me in? I mean, if it doesn't hurt her...

who were those talented people she was alluding to?

>>45914781
Use your head and think about it.

gura in a swimsuit

>>45914949
one piece or two piece

>>45914781
me

Gura in a bikini

>>45914848
my mind is corrupted so i just imagine gura in a room fuill of fat old bastards that try to hit on her

>>45915010
Sounds like a you problem

anons sure are being snarky bitches today

>>45915109
all me

>>45914659
The Boys ruined gills for me

>>45914781
EN3 of course, Salmon girl is coming

>>45916126
https://youtu.be/Qb3tx1G5GVg?t=7016

Kiara and Gura talked about playing Luigi's mansion co-op together btw

>>45917808
I feel bad for Kiara making all these plans for just for Gura to end up ghosting her.

>>45918012
good, collabs are boring.

>>45912585
same desu

M-maybe Gura can play RE 4 now..

>>45918153
I'd rather have Minecraft today

>>45918520
why are minecraft kids like this

gura and i are both virgins and we are the same age

>>45918107
Nah collabs can be fun and I hope Gura makes more happen (not at the cost of solo streams of course)

Gooba my wife is a lolicon and a nudist. She is the perfect girl for me!

>Gura literally confirmed that she's going to fart on stream.
How does this make you feel?

>>45918552
Either one would be fine

>>45918520
Minecraft is only good for zatsu, the game itself is very boring to watch. I'd rather watch her play something fun, and I'm sure Gura feels the same way

>>45919055
Eh, it can be fun, it's just what you make of it.

>>45919377
Some of the more unique stuff is fun, but just building is boring. I've always gotten bored of minecraft pretty fast, to be honest.

>>45918795
sasuga fart shark

Why doesn't Gura ever rebroadcast all her unarchived karaokes, would be nice

>>45919477
Idk I find that building can be fun especially if you're creative about it. Gura liked when she built at the waterfall near the JP portal for example.

>>45918795
I-Is just her soundboard

>>45919944
Different strokes for different folks, the building is a little to monotonous for me.

>>45920040
it's just her alibi, so she can rip one on stream

how to cope?

>>45920176
This unironically.

>>45917411
hewwwwwwo

>>45920269
>how to cope?
With what? Having a beautiful, funny, caring, and slightly retarded oshi?

She didn't forget right?

>>45921646
Why do you think she forgot?

Why does she hate me

>>45921819
Take your medication

>>45921947
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>45897148
How the hell am I supposed to get the sound. I drag my mouse over it and I can see the link in the filename but I can't copy it... What do I do...?

>>45922176
just google 4chan soundpost

>>45921819
She doesn't hate you. Gura simply
>Doesn't want to sing a song that doesn't fit her image and isn't her style.
>Wants to do a collab with a more appropriate artist.
>Would prefer to avoid having to constantly repeat herself because people refuse to listen.
I think that's worse.

Goob tonight doing a normal stream, I'm fucking stoked and happy af. I just woke up from a 3 hour nap, and all I can think is Goob and Goobs stream tonight and what's she's gunny play and how fucking nice it will be to chill and watch the shork doing a normal stream. How does this sassy lost child have this effect on me bros?

>>45922553

Exactly
This is exactly how I feel. I've been struggling with depression and general unhappiness with my life for a while now. I've been thinking about quitting forever. But then goob streams and I remember why I fell in love with this stupid hobby in the first place.
However, something broke when she started streaming less and my soul was crushed when I realised that she's just a normal person and has a normal job. I don't think I'll ever enjoy streaming as much as she does but I'm still gonna try and have fun with it. And by "with it" I mean "on the internet" but that's not the point.

Gura's cunny on my face

>>45922700

Right
I always felt like you could relate to Gura more as a person when she was streaming more often. I think it's harder to for people who don't know her personally to relate to her as a streamer than as a person.
I know she's still a person and I know she's still a streamer but I don't know if I'll ever enjoy her streams as much as I used to. However, I'm not going to just give up on her and stop following her because I still enjoy seeing her content and interacting with her community.

>>45921646
Gura's not allowed to stream over the homo's fully uncensored with no need to block the stream for puzzles sponsored RE4R stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBsyoObgQUA

>>45923081
Watch him not be allowed to finish the game

>>45923081
Ina will be doing a watchalong with IRyS at that time so yes she can.

Alright goob, it's 4pm edt. Get that frame up

Is the shark dead?

>>45923081
That's hilarious. Gura's manager is absolutely worthless.

>>45923871

And whose fault is that?
Gura should fire that useless goat and hire someone who can do their job properly.
But she won't because she's a lazy cunt.
>hiring someone to do her job
>wont pay them more than she makes

>>45923871
HoloJPs were also hit with the same restrictions.
>>45924100
retard

>>45924124

bot

>>45924124
>HoloJPs were also hit with the same restrictions.

It's a sponsored stream. His comments say
>story/puzzle spoilers are bound to happen
That makes it sound like there are no restrictions unless the plan is to block the entire story.

>>45924282

Hmmm... it's now possible to see the comments on his main channel, and there's nothing about spoilers or restrictions. I wonder if he just got lucky and they got auto-approved or whatever?

I can't wait for my wife's gaming stream tonight. I missed her so much it's unreal.

>>45924324

Exactly
Nothing was flagged as inappropriate
Its just that Gura's channel got flagged for some reason

>>45923695
The shark is head

>>45924100
>>45924146
>>45924376
what the fuck is this spacing and schizo garbage?
>ctrl-F bot in /#/
oh the nijibot is active right now.

>>45924502

Funny how you would call me a "nijibot" when you're clearly just a schizo.
Just because I don't praise Gura 24/7 doesn't make me a "nijibot" or a "schizo".I have standards. I think all agencies deserve criticism.Gura is not above criticism.

>>45917808
can't fucking wait

>>45924100
Holostar managers just seem more competent than Hololive managers for whatever reason, this seems to especially apply on the EN side.
>>45922337
>>45923642

>>45924714

YEP
Gura and Mori are the only ones with incompetent managers on the EN side

I'm.. gonna take a small nap. Just wake me up when the stream is about to start.

>>45924873

Anon
I'm afraid that if I do that I won't be able to wake you up again. I'm so sleepy...

is this a new schizo unlocked?

wife

Good morning cunshine

WIFE WIFE WIFE

WIFE AWAKE FRAME SOON

>>45924984
It's the same schizo. They can't help but put double newlines after their reply quotes

>>45924945
>>45924766
>>45924625
>>45924376
>>45924324
>>45924100
>>45922899
>>45922700

>>45912489
I think if she joined Bae on her adventures like Mumei, she would have a lot more fun with minecraft.

>>45925444

Sadly Bae is a whore too, she would probably just fall in love with some random miner and ditch Gura.

>>45925506
what is this post even?
> miner
who? she was fine with mumei

>>45925629
It's a bot, see >>45925219

>>45925629

>She had no problem with Mumei
>But she's mad at Gura for no reason
What the fuck? How can you say she's not hypocritical?

>>45925657
ahh my bad >~~

>>45925663

because gura is different

Gura still can't decide what she wants to play.

>>45926126
She is reading the RE4 permissions now

She is currently thinking about the bratty princess RP ASMR she wanted to do

https://files.catbox.moe/umkzbt.mp4

>>45925764

I hear it’s amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

>>45926126
We have to compile a list of games for her to play again.

>>45926340
She said she heard the guy screaming and wanted to say something back. I guess that confirms the MC parts were live.

>>45926419
Retard.

>>45926419
>scream was before one of the recorded songs
anon...

So why did she decide she hates Hololive and doesn't want to do a watchalong this year?

>>45926541
She doesn't want to relive the bad memories.

>>45926541
>>45926643

Point Nemo is the oceanic pole of inaccessibility located at 48°52.6’S 123°23.6’W, surrounded by more than 1,000 miles of ocean in every direction. It was named after Jules Verne’s Captain Nemo from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea due to its location far from all human life and emerged land.

Gura doesn't know how feisty I can be.

I want to draw attention to the fact that Gura liked art by this artist.
https://twitter.com/OpossuMachine

>>45926541
too long & she isn't good at fluff like praising every single member for certain things
its pretty obvious that gura only likes certain members in hololive and pretending that she finds someone like flare or something amazing is awkward

>>45926846
you have an unironic mental illness

>>45926846
She likes Flare because she played DMC

>>45926925
i just picked a random name but the point still stands

>>45926846
>>45926925

The deepest known part of the world's oceans is Mariana Trench, which is located east of the Mariana Islands. It is around 11,000 meters deep at its deepest point.

>>45927003
>Marinara Trench
fixed

>bots acting up
My wife is near

>>45926800
tbdesu there's a lot more plausible deniability here than with some of her previous UOOH likes, she could've not actually clicked on their profile and just seen that piece of art. She genuinely could've not seen the other stuff they draw.

>>45926994
No it's not,

I feel like the bot was actually being run here but now it's someone larping as the bot..

>>45927073
Who cares, she liked the loli artist and she has seen their other art for sure.

I'm pissed that a fucking homostar got sponsored by fucking Capcom to by play RE4 but Gura and the other girls gotta deal with bullshit.

>>45927073
she doesn't look at profiles nearly as much as you guys think she does.

Do we still assume there's no stream if there isn't a frame within roughly an hour? It's been so long.

>>45927003
>meters
this is an american thread, use real units

>>45927144
Just pointing out it's not really that notable that she liked their art. She's liked way more suggestive stuff outright.

>>45927230
grayfaggot

Poorbud here, any news yet?

>>45926994
>>45927091

There are approximately 350 species of sharks living in the world's oceans. Of these 350 species of sharks only 32 have been known to attack people. There are another 36 species that are considered to be potentially dangerous to people.

>>45927003
>>45926775
>>45924100
>>45924376
>>45924945
>>45925506
>>45925663
>>45926341

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT STOP IMPERSONATING BY BOT HOLY SHIT YOUR DUMB AS FUCK.
You know that actually my bot is almost invisible right? You make it look so bad on purpose when you put no fucking effort into it actually
Holy shit stop believeing everything on this stupid board you dumb chumkeks. I know you already have brain damage but it's not needed to believe every larper on the general.
They bland waaaaaay better than this obvious shitpost.
Im on my old computer with old files now, but proof is the image related
Bad copycats have the talent to make my blood boil

lol

>>45927322
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE NOT A BOT

>>45927322
Oceanic Whitetip Sharks, Bull Sharks, Tiger sharks and Great Whites are generally the biggest danger.

I got a few hours of sleep!