/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cum

>>45840964
Is she stuck in the red amogus like my stepsister is stuck in the staircase railing?

>>45840964
I KNEW she didn't have a lower body

Heh this thread is brand new, everyone will see if I self-post now

>>45840933
stop doxxing visage

>>45840933
Why are you doxxing me, OP?

Tell me /asp/ies, do you yearn? Or are you satisfied with your current situation?

threadly reminder that kankuro specifically is a puppet which means someone is operating him with a hand up his ass during stream i think this is a very weird kink play made public he should be very ashamed

I want dante to break me on his shoulders

>>45841131
Well, not recently. I've craved. I crave all the time, constant cravings, but I haven't yearned...
jk, I yearn and dream constantly

I saw Olga at a grocery store in Austin yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>45841785
So this is what she's been doing after those two streams

Fug, I can't wait to finally have an outlet for all my retarded ideas and the weird shit I think of all the time.
I simply lack the courage to go full retard with a cam.

yes or no lole

>>45842074
post hole or just stop posting

>>45842074
On brand, so of course.

>>45842074
Do your parents know you're gay or are they still pretending not to notice?

>>45842074
you should move there fully, we don't need or want your kind here

>>45841131
please gimme gf

>>45842157
do your parents know you're gay or are they still pretending not to notice?

>>45841785
Olga taking a break killed her momentum, now its all about Runoxi

>>45842332
>we

Runoxi is the queen of /asp/ and she'll be on HoloEN3 or 4

>>45842379
the voices are legion

>>45841131
Everyone yearns for more. The question is: is your current situation satisfactory or not.

>>45842473
It's comfortable enough to get complacent.

>>45841131
I yearn for Olga nakadashi. I'd trade for a new PC even

>>45842451
Sometimes I wish I was female

>>45843868
The babi pipeline claims another

>>45841785
You forgot to mention that I robbed donut shop in Houston right before this incident. And was moving to Dallas to steal some beer to survive weekend without a laptop.
And was planning to hide from feds cuz they can't forgive and forget that donuts. Anything but not donuts. So still need to hide for few days.

>>45843868
Its ok Fuwacoco, you can still pretend

>>45844039
They literally get to play on easy mode

>>45841893
Wild life, huh. But everyone knows that stolen milky ways became even more tasty. It's some magic shit.
Tbh, this story look more funny than my attempts to spent time in the middle of nowhere. And I will take my laptop back only at Monday cuz it's not ready today. AWOOOOOOOO

>>45844482
Babis are playing in their own league. They get a specific set of viewers quickly and never incline unless they are so fucking godlike at networking they get people to somehow ignore the fact that they're babis, otherwise they will only interact with other babis and trade around the same few babi viewers.
Babi viewers are also fucking awful and will also work to turn regular people off from the babi.

>>45844234
Houston is a shithole PVP-enabled zone

>>45841021
Dude lookin like hes going to take over mascot horror streaming.

Someone post the vtuber list

>>45844670
Fuck the list. Who is streaming today?

>>45844715
Me

>>45844715
maybe me but im rlly tired but i wanna finish this game...

You all want to fuck vtubers but I just want to have a daily life with my oshi. Wake up next to her, grab a burger at the joint she likes, smalltalk about her day, that kind of things.

>>45844480
that story is a classic copypasta

Post chuubas you retards

>>45844915
Same but I also want to violently mating press her at night while her face contorts from my fingers around her neck

>>45844670
Ask Jignx

>>45844715
Me but it's a continuation of a game I've already spent 40 hours in on-stream so 4 people max will show up

The number of retards posting "me" in this thread is a sight to behold.

>>45845199
Yeah, me

>>45845199
Some people don't want to be associated with the list but still want to talk to other /asp/ies faggot

>>45845371
"Hey guys. Letting you know that I'm not selfposting but you'll also never find me. I am streaming though so that's a thing!"
Based retard

>>45845199
You wouldn't get it. The older /asp/ies don't want to post their links anymore because they shouldn't be browsing the thread right now. They should have left after the Second Impact but they're here forever.

>>45845451
lol what do we call this behavior

>>45844646
Even more fun. At least something to do.

>>45844915
[Spoiler] baka potat knows only russian copy pastes. Need to dig more about classic 4 chan copy pastes. It can be really good ammo [/spoiler]

>>45845612
C'mon..

cursed mf phoneposting AWOOOOOOOOO

>>45845199
pretending to be me

These are some aspies that are streaming today

https://www.twitch.tv/berylch - Live right now - Some sort of sneaky guerilla stream

https://twitch.tv/digbycat - Alien Isolation cat stream

https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalus - YOMI Hustle

http://www.twitch.tv/denpafish - Duolingo but French?

Probably others streaming today but those were the ones I could find schedules for atm

Ive romanticizied my debut so much I dont think Ill ever do it.

>>45844715
I’m streaming XCOM in four hours!

…and it’s KankuroKing.

>>45845987
Are you me?

>>45846281
I'm the viewer

>>45845938
>http://www.twitch.tv/denpafish - Duolingo but French?
pute

>>45844715
Digby is continuing his alien isolation streams today
Looking forward to hearing him whimper and quietly panic while trying to maintain that calm facade of his

>>45845612
>baka potat knows only russian copy pastes
Фopчyнepы нe cтoит вpывaтьcя нa этoт cтpим. Bы лeнивыe, шyтливыe, вaм вce лeгкo. Этo нe тo. Этo нe Лaнc и дaжe нe apхивы жынкcкopдa. Здecь нyжнo пoтeть. Cepьeзнo, любoй из вac нaчнeт ныть. Лyчшe зaкpoйтe вклaдкy и зaбyдьтe чтo тaм игpaлocь. Я впoлнe пoнимaю чтo дaнным cooбщeниeм paзгoню хaйп, нo хoчy cpaзy пpeдocтepeчь лeнивых - cтoп. Ocтaльныe пoймyт и пpимyт.

>>45846281
I WILL NOT JOIN THE DISCORD I WILL NOT OUT MYSELF AS HORNY I WILL NOT JOIN THE DISCORD I WILL NOT OUT MYSELF AS HORNY I WILL NOT JOIN THE DISCORD I WILL NOT OUT MYSELF AS HORNY I WILL NOT JOIN THE DISCORD I WILL NOT OUT MYSELF AS HORNY I WILL NOT JOIN THE DISCORD I WILL NOT OUT MYSELF AS HORNY

>>45846705
you can't intimidate me potat

>>45846786
ngmi

>>45846800
not even potat, I just want her to tell me it was even remotely funny

Ok, so I have until April 1st to rig my model and do my special April 1st stream
I work 3 days from now till then
so I have essentially 4 and a half days to fully rig a model, do practice streams, get all the assets set up, and practice the songs
Seems...
Doable.

>>45846705
Лoл. Этo былo внeзaпнo. Зaпaх двaчa.
Potat was impressed, lol. Sometimes it's really funny to meet some stuff like this at en side of internet

>>45846786
This except I'm not horny

This thread seems much more teenaged than it was when I last read it

a beautiful thread without any of Laine's ugly doodles

>>45845938
LCOLONQ streams every Friday at 7:30PST.

>>45847267
I wish Laine would make an ugly doodle of my chuubas tummy being groped! God they're so ugly! I would love to laugh at it so much! It would be so funny! God I'd be so upset if she drew me

>>45847267
laine's drumsticks...

>>45847267
I liked her doodles but they're wasted on this thread. She needs to find somewhere else to grow and spread her wings. Leaving the nest.

>>45847267
I like them, they're cute.

>>45847421
>>45847432
>>45847597
>>45847742
She's a whore but she won't fuck you.

>>45847810
Dude... I just think a chibi baking bread is cute...

>>45847108
<3

>>45847939
her art isnt even that good

>>45847810
I don't want to fuck her. I want to lay my head in her lap and nap.

>>45848079
what a simp
>>45848037
agreed

>>45848037
I guess I don't have a really high bar for quality then?

oh beryl just ended

>>45847810
They're all whores anon, except my oshi. My oshi is perfect. But I don't hate them for being whores just like I don't hate your mom, I am merely indifferent.

>>45848037
Also you sound like a jealous cunt, post your art if you feel it's better.

>>45848037
Femcel
Femcel
Smelly Femcel
No boyfriend
Femcel

>>45848124
>post your art if you feel it's better
what art?

>>45848124
my art is miles better, but I'll keep my anonimity

>>45848037
hmm
crab

>>45848246
Too late I recognize your writing style. I'm really not surprised, you are a bitter cunt, your lack of growth is really affecting you.
I'm disappointed in you, I thought you were better than this.

>>45848246
this is really what you've reduced yourself to now huh?

>>45845938
>beryl streams at a normal time for once
>it's a short morning guerilla stream that's already over
BERYL MAKE A SCHEDULE PLEASE

>>45848246
already kicked from the cord

>>45848757
should never have let females in the cord

>>45848246
>Art is subjective
>Nyeh my art is superior!

Lmao.

Graphic design is my passion.

>>45848839
based gaychad

I want to look at an /asp/ie
Post one right the FUCK now

>>45848391
You dont know who I am lol

>>45849854
https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

Whole thread full of drawfags but none of them are drawing other aspies

>>45850532
I hate you all and will never put in effort towards helping you.

>>45850532
>Denpafish

>>45850623
Will you do it for some Amelia Earhart, little crab friend?

What do you think of western black and white colored only male vtubers? Am I allowed to share my "model" here?

Why am I not barely anxious at all when I stream solo but the thought of collabing with anyone terrifies me?

lol

>>45851467
If you mean that one "customizable" omori-like going around its ok but instantly became overused by casual avatarfags

>>45851536
>not barely
fuck I meant to erase the "not"

>>45851536
Because solo you don't have to keep track of an actual conversation outside of responding to chat. Collabing with others you have to maintain a mostly organic conversation in addition to normal streaming activities. It means you have to be quick on your feet not to drop your co-streamer's jokes or yes-and them like an idiot. Bad chemistry leads to bad conversation and can make a collab feel somehow worse than a normal stream.

>>45851559
It's just a very basic drawing.

>>45851536
Why am I the opposite?

>>45849854
k lmao

>>45852144
deep lore

>>45852129
Because you're inclined to being carried and probably a healslut to boot

>>45851536
can you dont know any of the people you wanna collab with

>>45853267
eslchama

>>45853267
You should have a big Among Us collab with complete strangers. Peak content.

>>45853438
The Great Amogus Yab of 2023

chill! chat! cheem?!
going to try out zatsu when i'm bad at talking to people wew 2 PM PST! (10 min)

>>45853805
fuck i forgot the link
https://www.twitch.tv/hakuraihd

ERPing with Coco...

>>45854234
>ERP
Sex with Coco

>>45853877
irrelevant gen 3

>>45850211
3 letters

>>45854866
?

>>45854866
J00niper is 6 letters, anon.

>>45854866
Olga...

I want to make her happy, maybe that'll make me happy

>>45855756
Aspiring vtubers thread?

>>45855812
No this is the grooming thread

I hope my oshi has a good stream tonight. He seems really tense.

KK Here!

Starting in 30 minutes!
XCOM baby! Difficulty set to MAX.

https://www.youtube.com/live/hjGyKr07kuc?feature=share

>>45855812
also schizo posts - /asp/

>>45855191
>Olga
Nice try, but:
>No arts. No skills

>>45856530
Olga has skill.
Olga is sexiest /asp/ie

Never forget Denpa's uncle touched her in a bad way when she was 6.

Kaiser just fucking reincarnate you dumb faggot. You have a 10/10 voice and accent. Why are you kneecapping yourself with that fucking model.
Jesus christ.

>>45851536
let's collab i got u babe
fr

>>45857349
shes trying to steal your seeds don't do it

What the fuck does a "fat voice" sound like. I've seen it said here. Is it just having a deeper voice? Is that all it is?

>>45857564
Female with a quirky deep voice = fat girl.
Thats the voice you develop when youre the "funny one" of your female friend group.

>>45857564
It's a pretty obvious sound caused by larger cheeks and more fat on the throat.

>>45857564
A good example is Nijisanji's Fulgur Ovid

>>45857564
Who in Gen 4 do you guys think is fat?
Kankuro has a fat guy energy.
Denpa has chubby girl energy, but not fat.
Runoxi is skinny.
Olga used to be super skinny but is at s normal weight now.

>>45858119
Are aspies blog posting with irl pics or how did you learn how they look.

>>45858537
It came in a dream

>>45857682
Is it really? When I pitch my voice higher, people assume I'm a small Asian girl. When I pitch lower: fat girl. I'm neither of those but it all seems to hinge on the pitch of my voice. No wonder female vtubers always seem to go for a high pitched voice.

I'm honestly considering switching to youtube over twitch. It's not like I'm going super well on twitch and honestly having to reupload shit is kind of a pain, plus the quality is always suffers.

Does anyone know how good youtube's clipping tools are? Because that's the only thing twitch has for me right now.

>>45858980
Anyone posting irl shit as a vtuber on an anonymous taiwanese basket weaving forum really needs to re-evaluate their life choices or in other words commit sudoko.

>>45860142
But but I wanna show you all my dick!

Fuwacoco has posted her Fuwacock

>>45860947
WHERE

>>45861019
Gen 4 Discord
Thats how people know Denpa has chubby thighs

>>45861158
Gen 4 discord?

>>45861542
newfagchama

>>45861158
The thread should be allowed a little Fuwacock. As a treat

Well boys its the last Digby stream of the week. More Alien Isolation!
And the last one before Twitch goes "oh hey this guy hit 50 subs so he can affiliate"
Does this mean he's going to abandon you?
Never. Digby loves /asp/ and loves you all.
Come share the love only at https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

>>45861662
Thread has been a little uppity bitch, so they'll get NOTHING
Maybe if thread behaves, some Gen 4 Discord things will leak.

I want to have vigorous, bed-breaking sex with Coco
I want to bust a nut so hard in her that I pass out
I want to wake up with my head nestled in her chest while she strokes my hair and she tells me about Halo lore
You know, the usual urges
send help Captcha MRHAG0

>>45861988
Coco is a MAN
Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you trannylovers, your brains are rotten

>>45863168
There are better ways to come out of the closet bro. You don't have to confuse male and female voices like this.

>>45861158
can someone draw denpas chubby tummy and her being embarrassed about it?

Cumming to juniper as we speak https://www.twitch.tv/juniperheartstrings

>>45857006

>>45858119
Huh, voices from electric plugs told you some right potat-info this time! Potat had some health problems in the past and lost some weight cuz of this (no ED, just some physical medical shit and misfortune). So... very skinny potat really existed, but happily not extra real problems cuz of low weight and that condition wasn't for a long time. I didn't felt comfy then - felt weak, always cold and sleepy (plus some medical problems with pain etc).
But thanks to doctors - potat pretty good now, nothing to complain about - can eat and being active again. So happy and wellbeing potat now... that days in the past. Happy to feel good now

>>45860142
>reading comprehension reps schizo-Chama..

https://twitter.com/DanteDaedalusVT/status/1639425311073882112

everybody is streaming
quiet thread

>>45869512
I can't self-post, I'm banned

>>45869512
9AM in SEA.

>check out one of Fuwacoco's vods
>it's literally just a dude trying to sound like a girl

>>45869512
another day of nothing to watch

as a viewer, how can I support a small /asp/ie?
what do you think they need?

>>45872014
keep them company in chat. nothing sadder than a lonely streamer.

>>45872014
Talk in chat. Reply and retweet on Twitter. Like and comment on YouTube. Make fanart (even if it's bad). Shill them on 4channel.

>>45682520
I took some of the general recommendations and applied them here. I have some practice going quickly but it really doesn't fit the song so I slowed down the lines a bit. It's still a bit high for my voice type so I struggle with not slipping into falsetto during the chorus.

>maybe change the social creatures line, can reference the animals? "We ain't nothing but social mammals"
request denied, i'm not THAT witty.

https://voca.ro/1iBl7f8L0b1N

>>45841131
Yes. See picrel.

>>45841131
Yes

>>45869512
Not me. Someone must stay and shitpost.
And I just have nothing to do.
Twitch is too uncomfortable from phones.

>>45873033
forgot to mention the instrumental is in the video description.
linking again for when the archive dies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWFw2ueFdnQ

>>45872689
Yes, all of this really will help small accounts to survive. Because small accounts problem - no visibility and same time people mostly afraid to check out someone very new.
And yeah, shilling chuuba somewhere is a good thing, I guess
>>45873033
Still want to believe that someone from gen 4 will sing asp/roll, even better if more that one chuuba will sing. I love this idea but I am a coward.

>>45873033
props to you anon! you actually went through with it and everything.
For the falsetto parts you can try to make a conscious effort to stay within your natural octave.

I didn't realize that it was set to the beat of a song, assumed it was a rap, so in context/hearing it it does work better. Keep iterating on it anon!

>>45872226
i thought they all have the support of their discords?

>>45874820
not everyone joins discord, not everyone from there goes to every stream or even any stream
another way to support is making clips! :)

>>45847432
>>45848079
It's weird whatever I say I end up with a copycat. I'm the original thick thighs anon, I didn't post this, I'm not crazy.

L Colon Q affiliate celebration begins now. Featuring: schnasty channel point redemption arcs, Emacs, and my friend the computer. Starting now. You simply must come say hello, oomfie.

>>45871013
i just streamed a couple hours ago it was pretty quiet just as i like it

>>45877029
arent you a married grown man? why are you talking like that

oh no, I'm getting attached, this is bad

>>45878150
Aren’t you a grown ass man? Why are you watching vtubers?

>>45878150
You really thought that post was a dunk huh?

>>45878436
to who?

I love being predebut so much, like I fantasize about that first stream so much, I feel like if I were to stream and its a fail, my heart will be unrepairably broken, and I'll just die.
So I'll be predebut forever...

>>45880864
Better to have a shitty debut then jerk yourself off with an NTR fetish of your terrible debut. Pre debut forever is the same as failure forever. No exceptions.

>>45881685
I have a humilliation fetish, so the idea of people laughing at me turn me on, but I fear no one will show up

>>45881971
you have to post a link here so we can all laugh at you dropping your spaghetti

So digby is considering a model change.
He showed a picture of what he was thinking in stream and I found the one he's on about
https://nizima.com/Item/DetailItem/60249

>>45882545
Swapping a generic free model for a generic paid model?
Is there an improvement

>>45882545
he's rich

>>45882702
This one is more round.

>>45882723
He sunk something like 150 on a mic.
At least he's spending on the things that actually matter. That shitty headset mic of his is a huge turnoff

>>45882793
Its cute as fuck
I'd pay good money to beat the shit out of it

Mark your calendars (for tomorrow!) Dante and Fuwacoco are doing their Factorio collab.

>>45884416
She should collab with my cock haha

>>45884416
Dante's design is such a small cock syndrome compensation design.
Fuwacoco is a true big dick haver design, even if that dick can't get hard because of estrogen.

>>45884829
I feel like out of all of them Dante would probably adapt best to going corpo.

>>45885063
how so?

>>45882834
That's not very expensive for a mic and it's an investment. Even if he stops vtubing he can still use the mic for other things.

>>45885063
Nah, Runoxi has the most corpo mindset, I can see her joining Niji in a year or a year and a half.

>>45885515
Why do people keep saying this about her? I don't get how she seems super corpo. Same with the people calling her a smurf

>>45885907
You're asking a thread whose catchphrase is "NGMI" about "corporate mindset" as if they have any idea what the fuck that means

>>45886007
>>45885907
She's already a 3view in less than a month.
She's destined for greatness.

How do I see how many people are watching without loading up my stream? Bad internet

>>45886280
>3view

>>45886379
>average
Yeah because her first streams having shit numbers are averaging it down, but she is at this point, doing better

I think the funniest thing is that the people seething about Runoxi here, are the older vtubers that have been doing terrible and clearly on path to NGMI, who feel threatned when a newbie shows up and does great.

These are probably the same people that will claim her as an /asp/ie in the future when she blows up and people start to say she wasn't.

>>45886426
Take the toxic positivity back to plebbit. I love Runo but pretending she's suddenly a superstar because she got a raid is doing her a disservice.

Is there a list of gen4 kemonos? I think there's uh, Laine, Cats, Digsby, Zenya, Hakurai, Tally... huh I guess there's a lot more than I thought...

>>45886558
>I-ITS JUST THE RAID
Yeah and she retained most viewers and gained a ton of new followers, everyone is acting like if it had happened to them, they would also be doing well, when in fact most wouldve clicked away at their boring personalities and/or terrible game choices.

>>45886672
>90 stuck around of 250
>most
Anon the fake hype is retarded Stop

>>45886786
Waiting for the goalpost move to "90 is almost 100 so still 3view" kek

>>45886786
>he thinks its was only 90

>>45886786
>>45886876
still more viewers than most of Gen 2/3's will ever get at the same time

>>45886897
>>45886958
Called it. That's the pivot. Lie, get called, pivot.

>>45885178
He's got the more grounded "streaming can be a business" mindset from what I've seen of him.

Runoxi doesn't matter because she has a boyfriend.

>>45886591
kemonos?
You mean like animal people? Does Digby count he's just a literal cat.

>>45886984
I mean, there's really only two routes about it. You do it as a hobby to hang out with some friends and stream or you build a brand and operate a business. Anything between those two is just a weird half effort.

>>45886975
Just give up, J00niper

>>45887043

Stream RE4 (original) or finish the game I already started streaming?

>>45887098
Hands on the end of gigantic arms and bigger shoulders typed this post

>>45885063
>>45885178
>>45886984
>>45887098
This self posting is so embarrasing, nobody is actually watching him besides Gen 4

>>45887147
You caught me.

>>45887176
You keep calling shots and missing. Why do you do this to yourself anon?

>>45887136
Don't fall for trends that differ from the games you like to play.
You'll burn a hole in your pocket, save that money for actually improvements to your stream assets.

The Remake is lazy nonsense, original had more soul.

>>45887261
what is phoneposting?

>>45887393
Your desperate attempt to cope for your missed shots. Weird but you do you boo

>>45887336
Anon I was saying the original..
I kind of feel like playing it since I never ended up actually finishing it.
Also the remake demo is fun I'm just not going to spend $85 on a game.

>>45887427
Play it if you like it but expect that a lot of channels are probably either 1) fucking up and streaming under the original title because Twitch didn't separate the original from the remake or 2) doing streams of the original as a lead up to playing the remake. I'd anticipate the category being kinda saturated for a few weeks until the established cam streamers move on.

>>45887427
It's a long game and the graphics are dated.
So if you're not a retro gamer it might drive some of your audience away.

If you want to do it, go for it, but you might not get the reception you are looking for.

What's a good budget mic and webcam? The idea of doing a chuubing gig in my off time sounds good, but I'm not prepared to sink a tom of money into it.

>>45887570
You can get a Logitech c310 for 35 bucks. Budget the rest to your mic. The guide in the OP is still pretty good.

>>45887570
>Webcam
buy a refurbished iPhone XS or XR, don't buy the base X model

https://youtu.be/jhExvE5fvJw

>>45887570
Audio Technica AT2020 is a very popular starting mic, can be had for <$100, it can come in a set with an arm. Lots of people use it so there's a lot of references in case you run into issues, but it's already mostly plug and play if you get the USB version.

>>45888057
This is going on the goalhorn list for divegrass lmao

>>45873033
remove when are you going to have your utaite debut

>>45888151
nta but I have the AT2020, it's a good mic, but sometimes I think about buying a dynamic mic like the shure sm58. I think it might make me sound better when singing rock songs but I can't try it without buying it...

huh, lcolonq got affiliate. that's like.... i cant count so lemme just list who has affiliate from gen4:
- beryl
- cats
- chaos
- denpa
- fuwa
- kuro
- laine
- lcolonq

>>45888050
What sort of fps does the iphone put out? I don't really want one for use as a phone, but if the camera is good it might be alright.

>>45888675
Digby is right on the cusp as well.

now that its listed out i can count to 8

>>45888762
Just needs to recover from his super early 1-2 viewer streams to fix his CCV and he's in.

>>45888762
According to Digby in his last stream. He has hit all the criteria its just taking twitch time to catch up

>>45888675
fuwacoco does, she did a video for it

>>45888954
fuwa is on the list

>>45888762
>>45888863
>>45888902
yooo, cant wait for it to get to 9

>>45878150
i'm 9999 years old and I have 16 wives, you talk funny when you get so old and addled

>>45888675
do they have any cool affiliate stuff up?

>>45887570
Buy a goxlr and sm7b and cl-1 cloudlifter then for the camera get a logitech streamcam.

I want to stream but my oshi is still awake and I'm worried that she might check out my stream if she sees my discord status.
I can't afford to drop my spaghetti.

>>45889306
Colon was building channel point redeems on stream.

It's been a very menhera week

>>45889306
I just want them to set up betting polls so I can wager my channel points. All-in.

>>45888675
Getting affiliate is like shooting your growth on the foot. Now you get almost permanent pre rolls 24/7 which kills growth

>>45886786
Raiders “sticking around” is a really bad metric to look at

>>45890731
So is calling a raid "wow they're 3view now"

>>45890682
Most people use adblock, and even if absolutely no one subs or gives you bits, redeems are a great tool, they incentivate lurking at the bare minimum (There's a surprising amount of people who will lurk just to farm channel points) and will often lead to increased interaction (Turns out people really like being able to have some control over the stream, even if it's something really small like getting the chuuba to take a second to drink water)

>>45889643

>>45890926
That stops working every week

any tips for speaking more smoothly? I feel like an absolute retard whenever i stream because when i talk it's always so start and stop-y. Whenever I review my vods it's always so torturous to hear how choppy I am. I'll get half a thought out, then finish it later because I struggle to find the words for it.

>>45891257
Narrate your day outloud when you're walking around the house.

>>45891257
Time machine to tell your mom to stop drinking during her pregnancies?

>>45891257
Male or female?

>>45890926
(Is Digby)
I got some fun ones incoming.
I just got T.I.T.S working. Just need to get more stuff for it.
Then we got the audio cues to make for some games.

>Viewer donates $100 and says he wants to cum inside you.
How do you respond?

>>45891702
male rip

>>45892016
i turn 360 degrees and walk away

How do you get your first 2 viewers? What's the difference between the vtubers streaming to zero viewers and the ones who escape that bucket?

>>45892016
ahaha, thanks bro, me too, no homo
>just another day in the life of a male vtuber, yep...

>>45892016
"I don't swing that way dude, sorry, thanks for your donation though, it's greatly appreciated"
>>45892161
If your voice is on the higher pitched side you could play into a cute shota

>>45892016
>why don't you get out of that, uh, jabroni outfit?

>>45892016
ban. say nothing, no reply at all, just ban.

don't even care about the money. not having that in my chat.

>>45886309
You don't. Make better content and stop numberfagging.

I'm going to stream tomorrow!

>voice is quaking vocal fry riddled shit
>subconciously improves dramatically if I am talking to somebody I am looking down on (I literally only recently noticed I do it because my little sister pointed it out)
So do I just look down on everybody now or????????

>>45892642
Yes, especially if you are a woman. That's what I'm into. Treat me like trash. Kick me!

>>45892701
See, I'm sure there's a market for this for men too, but they need to have a deep voice to begin with.

>>45887033
How did you find out about me?
(I'm the boyfriend).

>>45892341
https://youtu.be/D1h5yfhEOoE?t=2779

how deep would you consider this voice. I usually/can talk in a higher voice usually, but I'm doing some voicework.

when i try to voice girls it sounds super bad lmao. i should just do a meme voice at that point. my voices also don't differentiate enough at least from my pov

https://youtu.be/oqyzempCxiU?t=778

>>45892642
Yes, especially if you are a man. That's what I'm into. Choke me. Spit in my mouth.

>>45892642
just have your sister next to you whenever you stream.

>>45892016
Considering everyone else gave you normal answers, I think it's only right that I give you shit advice:
Encourage your viewers to do donations like that by playing into it.

>>45892792
It's a bit too deep for a shota but i feel you could pull off shonen protag with a bit more reps

>>45892736
I wouldn't be able to do it. My mother taught me to be nice to women.

>>45892826
Group phone sex in the dumpster's VC when Coco?

>>45892701
>>45892826
>The duality of man, probably
>>45892881
I never thought of this because I would rather bite off my own tongue than have somebody in the room with me while I stream, much less my poor dear beloved little sister.
>>45892978
I am just social contract-pilled in general, I can't help but seeing complete strangers who I can't glean any information from (the average person, not fat, not externally obnoxious looking or loud, you know exactly what I mean and I can't help but initially seeing what few chatters I've had as this) as slightly above myself.

>>45893242
> much less my poor dear beloved little sister
also this dude
> somebody I am looking down on
bro just imagine your sister is listening or smth

Is it physically possible to acknowlede NSFW while making all-age content? Obviously don't interact with your audience directly, but would having an after dark account where you like/repost said content be too much?

Do any of you have the problem of having a really deep voice? I have a REALLY deep voice and people sometimes ask me to reapeat myself because they cannot understand me. Sometimes people do that just to hear me speak again (I know that because many many women have told me that). It doesn't really bother me since I've always been told that my voice is lovely to listen to. I've posted some clips of me talking and people told me to "stop doing that voice" like I've been told since I was 13. What can you actually do about that? People keep telling me that you have the nicest voice they've ever heard while saying that it's not suitable for vtubing. "You should be a radio host." is the most common thing I hear from people.

>>45892640
I'm going to stream TODAY

>>45894308
Wow anon you sound really cool and based Im sooo jealous you're making me feel sooooo bad about myself hahahaha oh man you're really cool.

I'm glad nobody watches me, because the things I say on stream sometimes...

>>45894308
Faust...

>>45894454
>>45894854
Hey thanks for the help! I took all that time to write that just to get your snarky remarks. This truly is one of the most helpful threads on 4chan.

>>45888405
The moment I give you a definite answer like "i'm gonna do it before april ends", something is gonna get fucked up. so i won't promise when anything will happen to not cause any misplaced expectations. mostly on myself.

>>45873801
>someone
yeah. me.

>>45874014
>make a conscious effort to stay within your natural octave.
Fuckin dumbass I was already doing that.

>tries doing it again
>it's way easier with significantly less strain.
Oh... y-you're right. Thanks for the feedback, i'll practice more.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hh86vi.mp3

>>45894308
>>45895123
Your post comes off as fishing for attention. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. What specifically are you trying to fix? If people ask you to repeat yourself, it's not a pitch problem. It's not hard to understand James Earl Jones. The issue is going to be related to diction, enunciation, etc. Do you mumble or slur? Your mouth should be open, and your tongue nimble.

>>45895123
No one owes you help, this is a harsh world, and the only person you can rely on is yourself. That is what separates boys from men, it's the cold and hard truth

>>45894308
I would think that people are surprised by your voice primarily because it does not fit your face or build. That's actually one nice thing about being a vtuber. If you design your model specifically for your voice everyone will expect you to sound like you do and people will be happy to hear it. If your voice is really as deep as you say it can easily get you a lot of attention and you might do pretty well. (at least for a male) I would be interested in hearing a vocaroo if you could.

>>45895166
>>45895166
People tell me i sound "scary". My childhood friends tell me I sound "scary". I don't know what to do about that. I just sound like the last boss of an anime / video game. There's literally nothing I can change about that without destroying my vocal chords. I've been told that since I was 13, "You have the gift of a narrator!" or whatever. I don't want that. I want to sound like a person who just talks about stuff without being labelled as the guy who has a nice voice. I don't feel like having a nice voice means anything at this point. I don't work for a radio station / political party / whatever.

>>45861716
What happens if it drops below 50? Do you lose the affiliate status?

>>45895532
No, affiliate status doesn't get removed if you drop below 50 followers after onboarding

Should I stream in the morning or afternoon?

>>45891417
Thanks for the advice! I'll add that to my shower karaoke reps.
>>45892927
Thanks for listening to my VOD. I'll try to work on a character like that and tune accordingly!

>>45895658
New bread

>>45895166
Also I studied political science and have been offered jobs by many parties (european countries aren't 2 party systems) multiple times. I'd rather fucking kill myself than use whatever "natural charisma" I have use to get people vote for a party.

>>45895629
What's the difference for you? They both unpopular times.

Thread's almost dead so nobody will see me self-post!

>>45895932
I saw, you fucking faggot.

>>45896247
I didn't even self-post...

>>45896313
Still one.

>>45896325
If I self-posted then who am I?

>>45896380
(You)

>>45896435
Whew, thought I was caught for a second there

>>45895601
That's a relief.

>>45895531
>>45895838
holy shit you sound so fucking cool dude I wish I was like you