/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why did you make a thread again Bea?

>>4578341
Dad what are you doing?

>>4578341
You even failed to embed the link properly anonchama.

>>4578341
>[YouTube] [Father's day] Dad chama! いつもサンキュな (embed)
dadchama...

>[YouTube] [Father's day] Dad chama! いつもサンキュな (embed)
Nice link you got there

>>4578559
A thread.
Post Bea stuff.
>blablabla le link
I know.

Since this is conveniently here now I guess I'll ask a stream lore question: Bea says she broke the glasses she had for a less than a year which apparently were those round ones she showed on stream, but I thought she had just bought a new pair recently? Did she also buy another pair and this was the previous pair she still had or did I interpret this wrongly?

Shitpost song!
https://files.catbox.moe/ys0hwx.mp3
I chopped a "yah" and binded it on notes to make something funny. I'm not totally satisfied with the result but I'm pretty sure someone will make something retarded out of it.

Also regarding the recent Beatani's declarations on my last song. First she said that she was embarrassed while listening to it. At this moment I was fully satisfied.
Then she claimed that she was acting cute to fool us.
I don't believe that and I don't like being made fun of. So next time I will push my creativity to the deepest layers of stupidity and I'll make a song even MORE embarrassing.
>HAHA! I wasn't embarrassed at all, what are you talking about!? I was just playing le retarded cute girl, BAKA!
You will regret those words.

Tried to write guro but not great.

Lunch on XP Hill

You were sloshed, barreling down some Sonoma highway at twice the speed limit. Commiefornia might be a shithole but if the company is paying, why not have some fun? It shouldn't be legal for wineries to serve solo customers with no driver, but you aren't complaining.

As you drift around a corner, you see a hill that looks familiar. That's right, it's the Windows XP hill! You have many fond memories rocking XP SP3 on your first PC chama. You slam on the brakes and skid off the side of the road to get a closer look. The hill might be covered in grape vines now but it's definitely the same hill.

Suddenly, you see a polar bear cresting the hill and running towards you. WHAT? Polar bears don't live in California. Must have had too mamy drinks. You blink twice and there's the cutest most beautiful girl you've ever seen standing right in front of you. She looks like how you always imagined your daughter would look.

"Ohadayo I'm Kumagai Chisato. Please call me Beatani."

You can feel the spaghetti slipping out of your pockets. You haven't talked to a girl in months, let alone a girl this perfect.

"I'm hungry now."

Your heart is beating frantically. Is the cutest girl in the universe asking you out? The alcohol coursing through your veins gives you the courage to respond.

"W-want to get some lunch?"

"Tabun maybe," she says as she reaches towards you.

"aAaaaAaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Your torso is torn open, your intestines and viscera spilling from the bloody laceration. Chunks of flesh and fat are stuck to Beatani's hands (claws?) and her fur (hair?) is covered in your blood. Like this, Beatani almost looks like you, except instead of crimson eyes, it's your red blood violently splattered across her face.

She pushes you down and whispers in your ear. "So cute and funny and usuful!"

Her bear ear is right in front of your face. You weakly bite it and she screams "neeee3333333! I want to die."

With the last of your strength you grab your gun and dump the mag. The bear (girl?) goes limp. "Bea.. be.. a."

You have one last thought as everything fades away. "I miss her already."

>>4578717
Maybe it's the same kind of glasses?

>>4578776
Is this what a beaschizo hear every day? Anyway keep it up, dad.

>>4578717
I don't know what the usual pair of prescription glasses costs but hopefully she doesn't spend like half a month's wages on the next pair again

>>4578776
She's a glass cannon by nature and acts less embarrassed by things most people would find even more embarrassing, so yeah I don't buy this cope either. She literally could not get through the song and couldn't remember how freely she used to say I love you in English.

CHIHIRO LOVE

3D dad send me some help. I realised what it was that irked me about Bea's braid, and it was the pattern being upside down (or back to front, the effect is the same). I thought it would be a simple matter to fix myself but the more I tried the more it turned into an exercise in futility due to the way the braid is posed. Any tips on how to repair it (or maybe submit a hotfix yourself)?

>A thread THIS early
weak dad

>>4578782
so the people on chat that always say "I miss her" etc... are the most likely the ones to commit murder

>>4579753
braid looks like a DNA strand

>>4579753
The model needs human ears too since that is on her to do list and at certain angles the side of her head might show.

>>4579883
>on her to do list
Which means she doesn't have any now.

>>4578782
Magdumping Bea on XPhill!

>>4579753
A simple rotation on X axis by 180 degrees and a little editing should do the job, but you would need to repaint the weights, it's easy to do, though. Can't work on it for a while myself.
>>4579883
>that is on her to do list
Source? I also have personal bias against 2 pairs of ears.

>Waking up to a /yah/ thread
At least I get to see Dads

>>4580148
Dads are better anyway, after Chihiro.

>>4580148
i just realized something in that art, bea doesn't have a tail?

>>4580124
>but you would need to repaint the weights
That's not going to be an issue for what I'm planning to do, since I'll have to repaint the whole model after posing anyway.

>>4578341
LMAO! op thumbnail implies that you virgin dads fill up her pockets while there's a chad behind the scene filling up her guts

>>4580124
>Source? I also have personal bias against 2 pairs of ears.
She was asked once if she has two or four ears. She answered that she only has bear ears, but she wants to get human ears in the future.

>>4580305
Anon, the tail is under the skirt.

>>4580305
I think she's said before she does (and that she goes nopan because it gets in the way)
maybe there just isn't a hole for it in her dress, or maybe she didn't think that far ahead when making the design, or maybe you shouldn't worry about little details like that so much

>>4580585
Which makes sense, because the whole point of Japanese animal girls is that they are both fully human and have minor animal features in addition to their humanity.

Childhood is loving Bea. Adulthood is loving the bonds you make with other anons.

ohadayo dads, hope you have a nice day

>>4580654
Bear tails are nubs so it really wouldn't be much more than a small bump you can see on the back of the dress. No hole needed, she thought it through already with the no pantsu talk.

positive rrat
the week break is to put in the work to upgrade her model

>>4580969
and her original song

CHIHIRO HATE

>>4580969
>>4581106

>Bea is most likely having sex with reddit right now
This is it, I'll miss you dads

I love it when the Bear tries to make us jealous, she's so cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl7eZMuIOWY
>8 days
we should start a pool to see who breaks down first, the dads or the bear

>>4581298
aaaaaaaaaaaaa she's so so so cute i love this kind of woman

>>4581298
>8 days
>Eight
>Hachi
>Ocho
BUT I MISS HER ALREADY FUCK
At least Korone comes back tomorrow

>>4581211
I KNEW IT

>>4581298
We can only prove our love and eternal loyalty with more professional art and music!

Who is this?

The truth is I will never forget Beatan

>>4581394
A JP chuuba that got called a nigger here.

A break this long was bound to happen sooner or later, I hope it's just her being a lazy shit and wanting to take some days off and not just work related

>>4581416

>>4581298
She picked a good time to take a break. I've got some buddies coming up for a few days and I'm going to be too busy for any streams

Beatani, please beat me up before you go!

What does Bea think about Digimon?

She made a new stream for next week.

>>4581735

https://youtu.be/yl7eZMuIOWY

>a few dads spend a thread saying they think her chatting streams are getting a bit repetitive
>next stream she is noticeably more quiet
>immediately after takes a 9 day break
rrat?

Day 26 of NoReps... I just want to hold Bea in my arms and cuddle with her... I want to stroke her hair as we fall asleep watching a movie together... Haaaaaa...

>>4581298
I WANT TO PET

>>4581485
I dont even remember who this is.

she's watching.

>>4581685
She would probably beat up their baby forms and make Gatomon into a woman through impregnation.

>>4581809
This is it. We hurt her
She definitely hates us now

>>4581809
It was a drawing stream anon, hard to gauge a pattern when she focuses on her art so much she just doesn't talk as much.

>>4581839
Motimon does look really kickable

SHE HATES US S>>4581872
HE HATES US SHE HATES US

>>4581809
>next stream she is noticeably more quiet
she's always like that during drawing streams though, nevermind that she was probably hungover/sleep deprived after the last stream just a few hours prior

discount botan but more slutty who sleeps with different men every hour

>She hates us
I missed this arc

>>4581685
I want to rape Sistermon Noir

>>4581883
>>4581915
what's that? common sense in /yah/?
you need to lurk moar

>>4581823
>so horny he's wrapped around to wholesome
ganbare noreps dad

>>4581998
Basically so horny he'll blow up at the slightest sign of intimacy.

>stream in 8 days
>ohadayo!
>cums everywhere

>>4581823
I believe in you

Haaaa...

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>4582107

>>4581998
>>4582085
Thanks for the support dads...

What will thread be like after a week with no beatani content?

>>4581823
So what is the rule here when it comes to wet dreams? If you wake up all sticky because your body forced a release, doesn't that break the record?

>>4582198

>>4582198

I want to procreate with Beatani so bad! Hell, she can have my children as many as she likes. After each pregnancy, her tits are going to become much bigger and obscene. Every night will become paizuri night and there won't be one without my semen staining all over her breasts, cleavage, and nipples. Of course, I wouldn't allow her to wash them! She can wear her bra with my seed staining her perfectly perky breasts and fantasize about me all day with the stank permeating her nose all the time. At first, she might be a lot shy and all about sex but with successive titillating intercourses, she would become a cum loving ahegao nymphomaniac. Each night after the long day of work, me her husband will be greeted by her semen craving expression on her face. As I eat dinner, there will be thumps of her heavy breathing on my shoulder as she tries desperately to gaze at my crotch which is being covered by the table. When the time's on, it will be the peak of her stupid cock yearning face as she unzips my pants. A blowjob and a subsequent swallow by a semen loving whore.

>>4582198
In a few days we will start talking about streams that don't exist

>>4582313

>>4582227
Just as long as I don't force a release on my own. That is my only guideline

>>4582198

Hey, you guys remember that crazy 4chan bear streamer that sniffs cola vapors? Does she even stream anymore?

>>4582439
I heard she stopped streaming as soon as she tried Tinder. I feel bad for her viewers.

>>4581571
me too, I'll be on a boat in the Atlantic for most of next week

>>4582439
Only sporadically now. A shame, since she had built a lot of momentum with her EOP viewers. But they quickly moved on to the next cunny vtuber who spoke english.

>>4582439
anonchama you have to let go, the accident wasn't your fault...

>>4582504
The old 4chan pump and dump, as expected.

MEMBER-ONLY GUERILLA STREAM NOW

can't wait for all the imitations to pop up to take her place

>>4581383
>professional
fuck...

>>4581952
Why does she only have 4 fingers?

>>4582633
if there's anything to learn after her last art stream it's that she likes amateur art as well, anon

>>4582593
"Ohadayo, I'm Kumagao Chihiro, but you can call me Beachan!"

>>4582198
Hopefully people stop making threads as the week goes on, the only things these are used for in off-hours are horny posting and namefag hate

>>4582716
finally, been waiting for so long

>>4582747
And collective sadness.

>>4582716
DEBUT APRIL 1ST 2022

>>4582590
fuck you i checked

>>4582747
This can be averted by doing productive stuff.

It's over.

Beatani is having a Tinder hookup right now... And she's not even letting us watch... I hate her.

watamote turned 10 years
can we have like a dedicated cry stream?

Missing beatani? Want to do something else other than refreshing her twitter and this thread over and over during her break? How about contributing to the latest /yah/ sings project where we are singing her favorite song clover club! See instructions here: https://controlc.com/9ca88e91

Reminder that the deadline is extended to June 13th by popular request. Also for those that were worried about there not existing any karaoke version see my reply here:
>>4567909

>>4582869
Hey, I doing just fine personally. The problem is that not everyone keeps themselves busy so they make these threads

Any dads play instruments? and which? Any percussion instrument?

>>4583292
I actually played accordion for a few years.

>>4582985
...Would you want to hear her while she is having a tinder date?

>>4583394
only if he manages to bring her home

>>4583445
based and hornypilled

>>4583008
Tomoko was my first crush. Time sure flies by.

Beatani lets her boss inappropriately touch her so she doesn't get fired for slacking. It's clear her boss keeps her around for more than her work ethic, you really think he lets her drink on the job without expecting anything in return? He has access to her internet history at work and knows she's a vtuber, and now blackmails her into letting him feel her up in the office. May be related to the one week break, she could be taking him to court.

>>4583388
That's pretty cool. I always wanted to learn, but cheap accordions (outside of the toy ones for kids) seem non-existent.

>>4583699
It's a very complex instrument. Only reason I got into it is because my granddad wanted me to learn it and bought one for me. He was really good as well, even released a album.

>>4583292
Melodica

I want to hear some of Bea's university drumming and singing. I know she has to have some of the songs she wrote and recorded from her band days still.

Nuuta-san (the Jap dad) already found her address, stalking her, and stealing her laundry. the break actually to find and moving to new house

>>4584035
Moving with him

>>4584065
I hope she holds a name the baby contest if that is the case.

>>4580148
its the only thing we are going to have for a long time........AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>hey I want to see how the braid connects at the end so let me hide for a second the mesh with the hair ribbo-

>>4584200
Uooh...

>>4584200

>>4584200

>>4584200

>>4584200

>>4584200
D-did you make her m-m-m-manko?

>>4584200

>>4584200
uooooh...

>>4584200
I need to see fan art of her just wearing the jacket and only the jacket. Something I've actually wondered, is it supposed to be a hoodie when it doesn't look like it would go over her head?

>>4584328
I'm not the one who made the model, I'm just porting it to a different format.

Beatani!
Play Klonoa!
Wahoo!

>>4584373
It seems it's a hoodie >>4580148
I always draw it like that anyway

>>4584489
So to answer that anon's question; yes there is a manko if I'm correct it's the Koi Katsu model

>>4584658
bea's rori manko... SLUUUUUUUUUURRPP

>>4584658
I'm the maker of the model, and it doesn't have a manko. I made it from scratch.
She does have tiny nipples though, i painted them mostly to see the body landmark easily

>>4584874
>spoiler
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>4584874
Mohawk mankos on an asian woman are the best.

>>4582985
I don't get why girls use Tinder. Has civilization fallen this far?

Quick question, were the ends of the laces here supposed to use the hair texture?

So many days... Do you know how many fat people she is going to have sex with during this time? Sad, not letting us hear.

stop with the cuckposting you weirdos

When I see Bea I go どきどきわくわくめろめろぞくぞくする

>>4584200
Jesus Christ those shadows

>>4585370
I mean, what do you really think is going on?

>>4585226
No, they should use the same one the other clothing is using

Was Chihiro right?

>>4585470
Glad to clear that up, when I split the meshes by material those went with the hair.

>>4585419
If you know, you know
She's posted about her plans a while ago

>>4582666
Tried to get her father's teeth back from the yakuza but, lost her fingers in the attempt. That's why Chihiro hid her in the internet.

>>4585649
She was innocent all along...

>>4585493
chihiro speaks from experience

>>4585414
Blender doesn't shadow properly until you actually render(except if you tell it to). No use wasting resources and lagging the computer when just modelling.

>>4585408
she gives you that uki-uki waku-waku feeling, I see

Does anyone have the Omori Bea drawings? I need them for my archive

noooo the early thread has devolved into horny posting and namefag hate!!! i can't stand it!! delete it how i can't bear to look anymore!! think about how this thread has impacted the overall quality of the board!!!!!

>>4585934

for archive

>>4585949
I will call you a namefag and a retard discordshill. You can't stop me Beta Nigger.

>>4585990
Exactly the one I was looking for, thanks

>>4586010
the tail... I want to mofumofu

I'm feeling like that "I want to stop loving her" gosling right now.

>>4585808
Sorry, I mean Jesus Christ in the horny way. Those vagina bones are really nice.

>>4586010
Urge to kick, rising

>>4585493
Absolutely, yes. This short break has made me realise how much I don't care about her. Checked out some other girls yesterday and concluded she really isn't that entertaining or special compared to others, in fact I'd say she's straight up a bad streamer. Bea is the only chuuba I've watched in 2 months but the magic's gone. The only thing she had going for her are these threads but let's be real - dads are lame as fuck 90% of the time and coming here is a habit not a hobby. I'm cancelling my membership before it renews and hanging my hat up here, and I'm going to spend my time and money on someone actually worth it. Hopefully Chihiro starts a vtuber career of her own soon so I can live my life in peace away from shitty indies like Beatani, but I doubt it will ever happen.

>>4587313
based

>>4587313
i fall for it every fucking time

RATE THE STREAM

feels good to be relevant enough for people to know who i am but not enough for people to put me on a list of dads hehe

>>4585167
>why would women use a program that gives them the instant ego boast and validation from the attention of dozens, hundreds, potentially thousands of men, with no effort needed, and also gives them a buffet to choose from of whoever they want to fuck at any time they choose, again with zero effort or investment
truly a mystery

>>4587688
stop that you fucking fag there was no stream...i'm not checking again...

>>4587715
You're on my list though

>>4587715
You are on a list.

>>4587715
don't worry I'm sure bea has an extensive file on you including your information on spreadsheet and a list of all of your posts here

>>4587790
unless you're bea idc

I want to cum on Beachami's hazukashiful kawaii face.

if someone showed this to you after watching english debut would you believe it

>>4588008
No

>>4588008
I think she wouldn't believe it either.

How does Youtube chat censoring work?
Does your message get hidden from everyone but you, or does it just not show in the on-screen chat? Funny how 'fuck' gets nono'd by her settings but she can show furry peen for everyone to see.

>>4588337
I believe she can see it herself, but it doesn't show up in the chat

>>4587958
What did she mean by this?

>>4588543
Take off your suit during sex

>>4588596
She hates suits, so one really has no choice but to strip naked in her presence after work.

>>4588596
wrong "suit" jp reps dad cmon now

stop reposting to newfags or this shit happens

>>4588981
add him to the list

>>4588981
Oh, that faggot.

>>4588981
Everytime I lurk somewhere else and see a stupid dad post shit like this everywhere I cringe a lot.
Thanks I guess.

Ugh.

Bea, you can stop the cringe here and now. Just post an earlier stream time and save /yah/ from this horror.

>>4589274
These are extremely cursed

>>4589343
these threads are cringe even when she streams half the time, though

This is just a test, only the strong dads will survive.

>>4589397
i'm chillin

>>4584065
>>4584035
>Nuuta

I approb. I hope Nuuta chama and Beatani have a nice family together!

>>4589480
Well I don't! Shut up! No more of this!

>>4587313
>Hopefully Chihiro starts a vtuber career of her own
>not "of my own"
ya blew it

>>4578717
Yeah it's a little sus.

Beatani is going to forget about me! Please come back, I'll type in chat more than once a week, I'll even use Twitter for you! Don't forget me...

>>4588981
Why does he have to say who submitted it? What value does that add?

>>4589274
the first one was funny, now he’s just filling up the r18 tags.Do it sparingly dont blow it all at once so it’s comedy stays.although it is funny how if she goes to the tag all there are are shit posts

>>4587741
Stop making sense. I meant why are women such whores in this era?

>>4589961
thats because the r18 tag have few submission. i agree he should not go overboard though

>>4589814
Beatan can keep a record of that submission on the spreadsheet.

>>4589961
It's cool bro, she loves shitty amateur drawings!

>>4590160
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>4590160
She loves this so much, she doesn't even like or retweet! Even though she comments and likes all real r-18 submissions! Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>My friends used to call me a barbarian.
>used
s-she means they stopped, right?

>>4590314
It means she has no friends now...

>>4590061
Because every single thing in their environment is telling them they can do so with no personal consequences so they do? Even naïve Bea, who has seemingly more conservative values about getting to know someone over months and "taking it slow" in dating still finds the concept of marrying someone within a committed relationship where her needs don't always come first to be completely baffling so she doesn't even think about being a newlywed. Plenty of "normie" career women who have casual sex think the same way.

>>4590386
We can be her friend!

take it somewhere else lads

>>4590386
I'M GONNA CONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN

I'm sick of this stupid bear and how she treats us, vtubers are supposed to be fun not emotionally draining. Enough of this rollercoaster, I'm getting off. You dads are ok but if she thinks she can fuck off for a week unannounced and I'll be there when she comes back she's sorely mistaken. Matane bitch.

I'm so sorry Bea I miss you so much it hurts please come back. I'm begging you. I haven't felt this way about someone in years.

>>4590608
You're fucked in the head, man. And I say that from a place of sympathy, not malice. I cant imagine how emotionally abusive it is to have your heart completely in the hands of this bear

You guys never dated a girl like this before? It's the best. I used to think I hated the hot and cold personality of a menhera girl but I really am addicted to it...

>>4590694
It's hell with enough good feelings to make the bad ones seem even worse in comparison. There is no happy ending to this story.

I had a dream about my oshi last night and Beatani was nowhere to be seen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuzJ5NArvgw
Thread theme. Lyrics and all.

>>4590701
it stuck you at the phase of chasing the love but not acquiring it. sometime she gives out but thats only to keep you hooked

>>4581872
Concern dads AWAY

>>4582716
As foretold

>>4590927
This is why I have always kept a bit of distance and never went full Gosling. I know what it is like to feel imitate with a girl but she doesn't actually feel the same way, to her it is more like a buddy she can fuck when she feels like it even if we are technically dating. Combine that attitude with these extreme mood swings and it must be hell.

You guys are cool, you can borrow my onahole anytime.

>>4591125
*intimate

Listen dads. Instead of saying "I want to mating press Bea" you should say "I WILL mating press Bea!".
Some of you may deep down believe that this dream is too big and used only for your hand reps. That is valid, that is how you treat dreams.
So instead of dreaming of it make it your big GOAL to mating press Beatani. To make this big goal you should do small goals first that would take you there. For example:
- Become a Japanese
- Become otokonoko
- Do your military reps to defeat all other dads in big battle royale for her hand
- Convert to Islam as she is muslim so it would be easier to
- Marry her, for sex with her be as pure as possible
Those also are big goals, but this is job for YOU to make it even smaller ones and do them one by one.
Every minute wasted doing your handreps and pressing F5 on the boards is minute that makes you further from mating press Bea.
DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE RIGHT NOW

>>4590927
As they say the chase is the best part

>>4591197
muslim bear...

>>4591197
Listener-chan..

Beatani's first heartbreak! Her first boyfriend pumped and dumped her! A week of drunk crying and thoughts of ending it all! I'm not projecting at all!

>>4591197
Hi listener-chan!

>>4590830
Some good shit there

>>4591197
I will nakadashi the bear inshallah.

>>4591377
I'm sorry, mom-chama...

>>4591377

>>4591197
I'm already 25 days ahead of you guys... Haaa... Haaa... See you later, dads... Haaa...

>>4589961
pretty sure thats the point, the guy started posted after fireworkchama started getting hate. one of his tweets is a subtle stab at him

>>4590701
I'm also addicted to it. Maybe that's why women like bad boys? Because men like us are also addicted to awful women

>>4591197
UOOOOOOH! I'M GOING TO HAVE AWKWARD AND UNCOMFORTABLE DISAPPOINTING SEX WITH BEATANI THAT DOESN'T EVEN END IN ORGASM! I'LL JERK OFF TO ANONS HORNYPOSTS IN THE BATHROOM AFTERWARDS INSTEAD! I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT!

>>4591568
it's already been said a couple of times earlier, but that doesn't make it any less true. ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>4591853
Pic related

>>4591913
If the sex is bad you only have yourself to blame. Even bad sex is pretty damn good if you do it right

>>4583292
Bass

>>4592003
Accurate because she hates dogs

Next art contest's prize is 1 hour in a locked room with Beatani to do with as you please. I bet you'll work on your art reps then.
I'm going to win and enjoy cooking a lovely dinner with her.

>>4591992
based

>>4591984
Sex is like pizza, only two kinds: good and better.

>>4590291
except she did like and retweet,
>>4591949
so how do you define good shitposts and bad shitposts? what makes fireworkchamas better than this schzios?

>>4592130
sex is sex

>>4592183
>what makes fireworkchamas better than this schzios?
Retard.

>>4592183
the point is when you do something as a joke to make fun of someone but then keep doing it long after the punchline was delivered you're no longer making a joke, you're just being as retarded as the person you're making fun of.

>>4592261
Compelling.

What was her name again?

>>4592372
Cristina Valea-Ursului

>>4592372
beardany

>>4592372
Beakani...

>>4592372
Beatrice?

>>4592183
If you want the real answer: Listerner-chan tries to make cute drawings for Bea. The drawings aren't very good but a girl (she sees dads as effeminate woman after all) trying their best is always cute. Someone shitposting purely to troll has none of those warm feelings attached to their work, so it just isn't the same.

>>4592326
Isn't it mean to be repetitively annoying? I think thats the entire point.
That or he is genuinely schizophrenic, in which case I don't think he cares kek

>>4592372
Bernardi

Dont give her (You)s

>>4592450
a lot of the shit on the tag is far from a dad trying his best. it's low effort shit that looks like it's taken 2 minutes at most.
then it's uploaded to the tag for the sole purpose of getting beatanis acknowledgement

>>4592372
Bethany Courma Guy

>>4592372
ben tennyson

>>4592372
Beth Sunni

>>4592372
Beacunny

>>4592633
Made me laugh kek

>>4592633
Accurate.

>>4592633
you could have honestly convinced me this was just an actual thing that happened and not AI generated

>>4578341
>8 days until the next stream
dads.. i can't take it

>Watching me you are beginning to develop romantic feelings for me. But you can't admit because it's that you should admit your libido. You do your hand reps at misery night when you can't sleep after that you spend the night crying.
Bea is projecting on fireworks.

>>4592927
Well that came out of nowhere
Projection it is

>>4592927
>making her own rrats of her fans
This bear has amassed too much power.

https://files.catbox.moe/ju5o7k.mp4

>>4592927
just marry already and get this flirting over with

>>4593059
thanks, man

>>4593075
Had to turn off my notification because it's all Bea ever do lately.

>>4593075
They really are a perfect couple.

>>4593124
np!

>>4593186
Firework why are you like this?

>>4592927
And that's how she treats her favorite, kek

>>4591329
Eh? Hiroyki tweeted that he likes islam? Hmmmm scary, but he can't wrong because he is smarter than me. I'm gonna research it. What? 52 virgin girls to peropero if you join isis? BASED BASED BASED. I will join it, I will join and peropero 52 virgin girls in space. I know I have to fly to Syria. Eeeee? They say I have to marry this ugly fat cringe man? But he is already a dad to 2 children and has a wife? But I suppose having many dads is normal, I have that as well, I also have many wife, so we will have something in common. What, I got married and now he wants sex? AAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaa, IT HURTS, HE IS FUCKING My CUNNY. He came in my cute and funny part... His other wife watched in the door way nervously, she reminds me of shy listener chan. Ah it's over, he was impressed by the virgin blood dripping on the sheet, he put it out the window to announche to the whole town. Embarrasing but atleast I got to peropero his other wife afterwards and she later cooked me a good kebab. I love having someone else cook for me. I really am looking forward to those 52 virgin girls in space, this may not be so bad, I can be a neet here because he does not even allow me to work and the other wife does all the chores, I hate the sex, but it is getting easier and the other wife is cute...

>>4592927
this rrat sounds so sad, like a girl craving attention. hope they both will accept each other flaws and get together

>>4592927
Conveniently left out the "rrat" part when you posted this nice

did beatani post the letters out yet?

I'm officially concerned. If she actually doesn't bathe that often that means she doesn't shave either. Hairfags might be winning... I want baby smooth Bea not troll Bea.

>>4593413
Bush bros IKZ

>>4593413
Love her the way she is

>>4593413

>>4593250
Bea,,.

>>4593413
I just think of the smell of bear sweat

>>4593413
Brushing Bea's leg hair!

>>4593369
No

>>4593413
muching on bea's hairy muff

>>4593529
I want to huff beachan's armpits after she runs home from work. I'll bury my face in her skinny jap butt SNIIIIIIIIIIFF

>>4593413
>Beatani's wet bush, brushing against your body while you cuddle after having sex

Horny! Horny for Bea!

unsurprising that it's hairfags who are the constant horny posters, truly a degenerates preference

By the way I've never exposed myself on Twitter... so if you're wondering if the dad posting "Haa... Haa..." is me, it isn't... Haaaaaaa...

unironic normalfags away

>>4593917
Forgot my image...

>>4593855
yeah it's pathetic. us dolljointfags know to keep things in moderation and not project our fetishes onto places it doesn't belong

>>4593250
>52
>52
>52
it's 72 brainletchama

>>4593855
How can something natural be degenerate? It's like thinking reproductive creampie sex is degenerate.

>>4593917
It's funny so I would shitpost with it on twitter too

>>4593917
I wasn't wondering and I don't care.

>>4593945
What hell... Wrong image...

>>4593917
You WILL shoot your load for Beatani, Listener-chan.

>>4594003
I refuse...

>>4593986
anonchama...

I bet Bea is super ugly and has to fly to South Korea this week to get her jawbone removed and replaced

>>4593986
>so horny he can't even post the image
>when he does he doesn't post the right image
ganbareeeeeeeeeeee

>>4593833
>.gif
Very cool. I can find use for this maybe.

>>4593978
based

>mfw I drunkposted in the last thread crying that my tweet wasn't getting enough likes
sumimasen

Which other vtuber is Beatani most likely to rape?

>>4594103
Please don't, Bea.

>>4593969
it just keeps adding up

>>4594064
she's cannon cute in real life, didn't you hear her megane story?
How many people put glasses on you just to tell you you look cute in them? oh? none?

>>4594131
https://twitter.com/_tatamaru/status/1400620834838908929

>>4593917
So what's your endgame? When are you breaking your streak?

>stealth collabo discussion posting
stop

>>4594038
If Bea called (You) out on stream and demanded you cum for her, would you?

>>4594196
when bea puts it in my butt...

>>4594172
she clarified that was her friends and they said the glasses are cute, thats why she felt insecure about glasses

>>4594192
I belieb

>>4593971
armpit hair is degenerate
hairjobs are degenerate
nose hair is degenerate
leg hair is degenerate
arm hair is degenerate
I can not UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH at a hairy bush

>>4592372
Groomerguy Elgato

>>4594123
Stop misusing spoilers, why are they even a thing on this board

Dads, 8 days is enough time to have sex, do your reps and report your results to Bea when she comes back!

>>4594172
Different anon but if she is a 6 out of 10 that is probably very cute to me and most otaku who would compliment her. Not that I really know how you grade asians in looks anyway.

>>4594296
anything that makes it more likely for a person to get fucked is degenerate

>>4594367
nice try bea, wont fall for that again

>>4594131
I just realized that the floor here is a mirror.

>>4594296
>I can not UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH at a hairy bush
East asian bush is very cute, I feel like many project what their past experience with bush is like when they say this. Imagine pulling on those straight strands of hair.....

>>4594416
Pretty sure the back wall is as well, to create the illusion of a bigger train

>>4594321
at least you aren't calling me a namefag like a retard

>>4594226
That would be so hot

>>4594367
I envy Yurodads who can just go to brothels.

>>4594321
Misusing spoilers to provide a false sense of security when posting your hazukashiful feelings is based and trad
>>4594380
She's a talented Asian and it's pretty much everything I need to want to be penetrated by her

>>4594226
... Only in private video chat...

Her collab with CDawgVA is going great! Fixed that virgin problem right up!

>>4594380
For me, Asians get -2 modifier automatically. There is something fucked up with the calves of most Asian girls.

>>4594226
yeah

why is this thread so active, what the fuck are you people even talking about

>>4594596
please die

>>4594577
I spoiler because I'd rather get shit on for misusing spoilers than get shit on for openly Twitterposting

>>4594612
Beatani

>>4594612
>He is not watching the guerrilla stream

>>4594596
go fuck yourself and kill yourself

>>4594612
>he doesn't know about the balon stream

>>4594458
Why is Asian hair so fucking hot? I bet Bea has a cute head of jet black hair

>>4594612
You didn't watch the stream?

>>4594458
>>4593971
I despise hair and even reading again and again people going all crazy about it and projecting it on bea disgust me, but I know even saying this just encourage them so I guess there's no winning
Even tho we're in the thread of a cunny vtuber, even here, not spared

>>4594657
I don't like how thin hair is for Asian bangs, but curly Asian hair like you saw on 80s idols? I could cum buckets just touching it.>>4594657

>>4594670
>I despise hair
hope you don't have yellow fever then

>>4594734
My last gf was cambodian and just left a tiny bit on the top, wich is not idea but alright, I just want the actual thing to be in fully visible and not leave hairs on the tongue

>>4594819
>cambodian
so dark...

Here's a list of things I would rather discuss than hairy Beatani:
Discord, collabs, letters, western vtubers, french people, complaints about the stream quality, namefags, replyguys, concernfags, doomposters, hornyposting, too fast stream, gyarus, muu, taiyaki, the untold sekuhara story, numbers, dr cel, yukkin incident, cocoon sleeping, Chihiro, early threads, furry mpreg, bea's piss taste, JP memes, and last but not least. Slay the Spire.

>>4594670
Bea is lazy and 100% has hair on her cunny, deal with it

your not allowed to enjoy vtubers if you have a gf
its the law

>>4594864
This post hurts my soul.

>>4594864
the majority of these are unironically more degenerate than hairy Beatani

meds now

>>4594887
You mean her roomate, I don't care much about that, I won't ever meet her in person anyway
Beatani the vtuber certainly is all smooth

RATE IT

I like knowing how hairy a woman can get personally. If she shaves at all I would want her to stop completely and see the chia pet grow. I admittedly never actually did this even when I had a girlfriend because I didn't want to seem weird and I was less of a fetish freak back then.

>>4594864
Yes let's do furry mpreg then. Do you prefer if the male gets impregnated by the ass or if he has a pussy in the taint?

>>4594890
absolutely based and saved me from schizoposting

>>4594890
I had a few from high school to college but didn't have a single one nor casual sex in the last 7 years, I hope it's acceptable to post here

>>4594864
>Discord
gay

>collabs
gay

>letters
gay

>western vtubers
gay

>french people
gay

>complaints about the stream quality
gay

>namefags
gay

>replyguys
gay

>concernfags
gay


>doomposters
gay

>hornyposting
ok

>too fast stream
ok

>gyarus
ok

>muu
ok

>taiyaki
ok

>the untold sekuhara story
ok

>numbers
gay

>dr cel
ok

>yukkin incident
ok

>cocoon sleeping
ok

>Chihiro
gay

>early threads
gay

>furry mpreg
ok

>bea's piss taste
ok

>JP memes
ok

>and last but not least. Slay the Spire.
gay

shavedfags look at hairfags like how normalfags look at vtuber fans

>>4594950
>Slay the spire
>Gay
Who the fuck do (you) think you are?

>>4594920
as long as it's not anywhere else but her armpits, head, and cute and funny place it's fine for me

>>4594941
I think after 2 years you are pretty much free of any normie residue.

>>4594977
It's the other way around you retard.

>>4594977
t. virgin

I like how people in here always volunteer for no reason that they have/had girlfriends and had sex, it's great

Which bodypart do we discus next? Do you think she has dental filling in her teeth? Are they the white kind or the old metal kind?

>>4595050
no it isn't
>>4595057
that's not an insult you normalfaggot

>>4595006
Mustaches and leg/arm hair are not very attractive, totally agreed. I don't know why it is different from pits or bush exactly but it just is. My theory is that the fullness of the hair in those places just looks and feels better compared to a lot of stray hairs.

I'm sorry

>>4595128

>>4595128
>Not flat
Actually trash. You should be sorry.

>>4595060
I have to let other anons know sex is a trap. It doesn't even feel that good compared to jerking off or getting a blowjob.

>>4595088
Yes, old school amalgam.
t. I saw them when she aheGAOd

>>4595088
I think I remember her saying she brushes every day, but that might have been the voices in my head. Hopefully she's orally healthy, my question is what kind of toothpaste does she use, I want to know her taste.

>>4595128
nice

>>4595157
You haven't had good sex then...

Solve this once and for all Bea, post a timestamped picture of your cunny. No need to show your face, cunny alone will suffice.

>>4595060
People want to qualify that their opinion on a topic is based on something more than just imagination. I don't think it is them trying to brag.

>>4595128
utterly exquisite

>>4595182
She has said that she sometimes forgot to brush her teeth when she was a human

Unironically, /yah/ has a high sense of nukumority and /vip/ quality, especially with all the original content that we all make. I haven't felt this way about a board's culture since a certain /jp/ spinoff. I hope it stays this way, but inevitably as we grow bigger this sense of cozy community will become lost.

>>4595157
meaningful sex is absolutely better than any of that as well as no sex

>>4595157
Try having sex with a female next time.

>>4594977
The opposite

>>4595248
>>4595241
I've been with one girl for 8 years...

>>4595235
I already miss the threads from last month

>>4594977
You got it reversed

>having sex before marriage
Sorry I'm not that full of sin

>>4595241
At this point I think I rather cuddle with a girl again in a naked spooning position than have vaginal sex if I had to choose one or the other for some reason.

>>4594657
Her hair is beige anon.

>>4595333
You're already here, aren't you

My brother, confess to me your Beatani related sins and I will grant you forgiveness.