/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45770694
>Marine
>Noel

>>45771159
Merely lies to hide the truth

>>45770694
Everybody just care about muscular, fit boys
Meanwhile based pekora saying she likes chubby guys

>>45770694
All of them, any girl who says she likes cubby guys is just trying to make most of her audience feel better.

>>45771277
What truth anon?
They actually Shotacons? Or they gay as fuck? What truth???

>>45770694
Bae likes women

>>45770694
your mom

Sora
I think Mio did too? I may be misremembering.

>>45771347
A lot of women like chubby guys, just look for the bunch of girls who are thirsty af for Thor from God Of War Ragnarok for exemple.
If the guy is just chubby, not a extreme obese, a lot of girls actually like

>>45770694
There's plenty actually
>Bae
>Noel
>Marine
>Sora
>Irys
>Mori
>Mika
>Nina
There's definitely more, but I can't think of any rn.

>>45771501
Is there a particular reason for this?

>>45771351
>he doesn't know

>>45771661
Incredibly for the same reason they like muscular guys: brute strength.
Women biologically like strong, dominant guys who can protect them. A big, tall, chubby, "dad body type" guy has as much potential to protect a girl as a muscular guy. Not surprisingly, in brute force competitions, it is always the strong-fat guys who win.
I remember realizing this when I saw a lot of teenager girls drooling over David Harbour in the first seasons of Stranger Things. He might have been a kinda fat guy, but he was strong, badass, initidious, protected the kids, and that's kinda attractive to women.
The same thing with Thor, even though he's fat he's still strong and badass you know

>>45771293
>Meanwhile based pekora saying she likes chubby guys
Please be lying.
When did Bae say she liked muscular guys btw?

>>45772130
First look became popular because of Arnie which is a damn shame. Your average human has no genetics/time/brain to achieve that. He was a freak of nature (not derogatory) among other freaks AND used roids.

>>45771371
dyrbi?

>>45771347
i like chubby individuals (both men & women)
maybe just because they remind me of my mom though
as long as it's healthy kind of chubby & they don't smell i'd go as far as to say it's my preference

Tenma.

>>45771661
Chubby guys will most likely put up with menhera bullshit and not leave for someone prettier.

But how muscular is too muscular?

>>45772130
Basically, women do not like fat men, but there's a difference between being big and being fat.

All men are hideous and have to rely on their personality or achievements.

>>45772130
Based, i engage in powerlifting, which typically results in gaining both muscle and fat during bulking phases. However, when I wear a shirt, people often mistake me for having a muscular physique instead of just being overweight.

>>45772424
In her last stream

>>45771351
They love kids. Marine has gone on at least two "im not a shotacon, but" rants where she spends five minutes explaining how little dick is superior.

>>45772424
Last stream
Like two chadcasts. Several coffee streams. She has never been shy about sharing her taste in men.

>>45780027
What exactly she said?

>>45772848
arnie was 95% roids and 5% work
you really can't use him as an example

>>45771522
>Mori
Huh? I thought she liked manlets and pretty boy ikemen types, which makes sense given the fact that her RM also expressed a preference for Asians.

>>45771661
It's the "big cuddly bear" archetype.
I think you have to be tall and big boned to pull it off though. I doubt they are referring to skinnyfat manlets...

>>45779921
But muscular guys also have little dicks.

>>45780867
she likes asians when using contraceptives but likes big guys when ovulating

>>45771501
that's strongfat

>>45771501
Thor isn't fat nor chubby. He has the "Strongman" body. These types of people are literal monsters in bodystrength

>>45781356
real?

>>45781833
No, unless 6" is small.

>>45781952
Anon, I...

>>45779773
I wanna fuck that asain pussy in a loving but rough way til she creams all over me

>>45782010
I know... It hurt so much everytime they laugh.

>>45781833
Steroids do shrik your dick, yes

>>45770694
Tenma obviously

>>45770694
Big muscles and big beards for this little gremlin.

Nauer

>>45771293
>tfw you will never be 500 lbs
>you'll never run out of breath as you walk three feet to the King sized bed Pekora is laying in the middle of
>the bed will never creak under your weight as your flab congeals around Pekora until only her head is free from your blubber
>the exertion tired you out and Pekora now has a heavy blanket and he back has popped in all the right ways
>peko peko peko

>>45771293
Rrat?Proof?

>muscular guys get women
>even fat fucks get women
>nobody likes skinny guys unless they're asian kpop femboys

>>45782888
Time to start doing your reps

>>45782442
>500 Ibs
>chubby
Do burgers really?

>>45782283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TosKUMNnQAM
>the look of terror as Matsuri considers a giant 6” dong

This thread is what I needed to get off my ass and to the gym today, see ya later bros

>>45785137
Wtf its considered big in japan

>>45771351
>>45779921
Marine was very shotacon in her miserable OL days when she was fantasizing about and trying to groom her coworkers little boys for molestation. Luckily she caught herself before she went too far, getting it back under control.
She talked about it on stream.

>>45785240
Based, good luck bro

What's the point in working out if I'm never gonna get to be with them even if I do become shredded or fit

>>45785275
Well she says the average in Japan is about 13.5cm, around 5.3”. 6” would be about 15.2cm so quite a bit past that.

>>45780867
She likes little boys and uses Asian Manlets as her legal outlet for it.

>>45785534
You need to be prepared to take the opportunity when it presents itself anon

>>45772130
But I want to look like pic while also being strong. Human anatomy fucking SUCKS, I want to be chimp strong.

>>45784855
600 lbs is Fluffy
Most boomers consider getting fat enough to use a Wal Mart motorized cart a right of passage.
Assuming they still fit through that passage of course.

>>45785841
>chimp strong
Sorry but we evolved out of that.

>My oshi likes dad bods
Im done for. I will now stop going to the gym.

>>45790494
That just means you can eat more, retard.

>>45790494
What >>45791064 said
Become stronger and thicker at the same time. When women want dad-bods they want strongfat not basedweak

>>45785401
Or at least that's what she wants us to think

>>45785401
She also told Kiara she wanted to be kidnapped by a big burly Austrian man if she were to come visit

>>45772424
She once did a BMP stream where she would be shown pictures choosen by the management.
The only times her BMP went up were
>A little everytime a picture of Roberu was shown
>A lot when a picture of muscular Arurandeisu was shown

>>45771522
>IRyS
She has expressed interest in some muscle but in doesn't seem to be a major thing for her; she also likes pretty-types and moreover thirsted a bit on picrel. She HATES facial hair though, no clue why.

>>45792027

>>45781389
this applies to all women

>>45785401
>Marine fantasizes about little boys using hypno apps on her to do lewd things
You know this to be true

>>45792111
It's the vascular forearms that got her looking.

>>45770694
They all love it. Reality is every women dreams of getting raped by a muscular good looking man.

>>45792771
>a muscular good looking man.
>good looking
The important part.

>>45793799
You are good looking and muscular enough to rape your oshi, right anon?

Guys, how do I stop being a stick with no equipment? Protein is not an issue.

>>45795298
Balanced diet and steroids

>>45795298
Take the calisthenics pill.

>>45795298
Starting Strength and GOMAD

>>45795298
>Protein is not an issue
We know fag

>>45771293
Or Korone clearly having a thing for geezers

>>45795298
Squats and oats?

>>45795187
If she has an ugly bastard fetish.

>>45796869
I'M IN

>>45795298
gym and eat more than you should. whatever your brain thought is enough, its not. or steroid but I wouldn't recommend unless you're looking to self sterilization.

>>45795298
eat more dumbass

>>45780867
manlets can be muscular too

>>45806031
That just makes you fat

>>45806240
That's why you have to do the exercising part too

does anyone have anything to add to this?

>>45785401
No one graduates from shotacon.

>>45806547
There's another image out there somewhere of the ID girls coming to a group of 3 muscled fans at their meet and greets, I remember Iofi asking for them to cover themselves in paint for her

>tfw I've been pissing out protein all my life
RIP me

The /fit/ dilemma is that when a woman says she likes muscular men, it's a crapshoot if she's actually thinking of the same thing men do when they picture muscular men. Because men are pretty consistent about it, but with women there's always a solid possibility that they're talking about triangled kpop looking motherfuckers that look scrawny in clothing but sharp naked.

>>45806935
anon-san, women do like men that take care of themselves.

>>45770694
Every single woman likes big muscly chests that you can sleep on. They are the male equivalent of Booba.

>>45808134
Just how comfortable could a muscly chest be to sleep on

>>45808482
looks pretty comfy right?

>>45795298
Push ups and squats are a you need to get started. All you need is a floor and motivation.

>>45772130
POWERBLOATER COPE
LOSE WEIGHT FATTY

>>45787712
>evolved out
No, humans just couldn't compete. Humans are the 'rats' of the great ape world, having kids every 9 months. Chimps can only have kids every 2 years, gorillas every 4. Africans in particular can breed faster, with rates of twinning being higher among black africans as a result of further sub-speciation to respond to high rates of attrition in africa from other great apes and wild beasts. We simply out reproduced out competition, so even if they could cave your head in, your 10 kids would overrun their 2 kids.

>>45808482
muscles are soft when relaxed.

This man seduces your oshi with his bear strength what do you do?

Most women like fit or muscular guys of course, but honestly after I found out that a good portion of women also like and find sexy men with dad-body/strong-fat/build like bears, I stopped being so paranoid about having a six pack or that shit.
Working out to stay healthy, training muscles even though I have a standard fat percentage and a dad belly is still healthy and normal. This is my body goal now lol

And Peko apparently likes this kind of man too, one more reason to continue in this goal lol.
Now I'm curious to know what other Holomen like bear men too. The ones that like muscle guys everybody already know, the real shit now is who likes big guys

>>45812855
Improve myself until I can supplex him or die trying.

I strongly believe that most young men who are fat and have been throughout their lives are all kissless virgins unless they’re either gay or pay a whore to lose it

>>45796869
>Or Korone clearly having a thing for geezers
Fuck, guess I'm getting back in shape and going gym hopping in Japan until I hear a hag girl screaming "ORAYO!" at punching bags.

You need a body like this at the bare minimum to get interest from women. Otherwise you will be an incel.

Chiyonofuji had a fuckton of fans with that build

>>45813450
Good, i just need do get the 6 pack now

The reason why I’ve never had a GF in my life is because I’m short and fat. Even fat girls have rejected me in favor of lean, fit, muscular men.

>>45792027
It didn't actually raise that much. It raised yes but the cherrypicked image was after she saw her heartbeat rise and started screaming and yelling about it.

>>45808732
What the fuck how fucking small is this faggot cock if he can hide it with his palm?

>>45814400
From personal experience I know that women care more about height than weight.
they 100% prefer to be with a tall fat guy than with a short muscular guy
The fact that you are short is probably the main reason why you don't have a girlfriend

>>45813678
his body looks good af
I'm mirin

She also hates manlets

>>45813678
Chiyonofuji was also the most aesthetic sumo wrestler ever and a once-in-a-generation talent. Even modern roiding sumo wrestlers can't hold a candle to the Wolf. Not a fair comparison.

Man, being a manlet is a curse. Lifting doesn't make you taller. If anything, being muscular in addition to being short makes you look like some kind of freak.

>>45818460
You basically have to find an even shorter woman or find a tall one that is super insecure about her height too. It is rough. Height is everything for a man.

>>45771293
Pekora likes chubby guys, are is she only willing to settle for one?

>>45771522
Which Nina are we talking about?

>>45810497
Most Great Ape males are much bigger and stronger than the females. In humans males are only somewhat stronger than the females and the alpha tyranny of "I'm the strongest and can do whatever I want" behaviour died out - likely because weapons and poison made it too easy to assassinate the alphas that went around robbing and raping. Simple hunter-gatherers were and are very egalitarian as a rule.

>>45818460
I don't mind it in itself, but it sucks to be at a disadvantage for reasons you can't control.

Okayu described Chunky Kong as her ideal type back around her DK64 streams

>>45771293
peko is lying lol

>>45808732
why did i get hard watching this
am i gay?

>>45823508
U mirin and think it would be nice to be touched like that.

>>45770694
Reminder that by "muscular men" women mean "tall muscular men" who carry those muscles well on a large frame, not roid dwarves.

>>45770694
Baelz was made for anal.

>>45808732
sauce?

I hate being skinnyfat, I wish I was either just full lardass or a stick, being this middle-ground that no one likes feels worse then either of those extremes

>>45812855
stab him in the neck when he's not paying attention.

Tenma

>>45770694
don't worry bae even if im not mascular i will give you an unforgettable anal press

>>45826261
It's all in your hands, anon. Go hit the gym.

>>45770694
https://twitter.com/g9v9g_mirei/status/1638327211517415424

>>45780372
PEDs do dickall unless you also put in thE work.
They're not there to allow you to win despite working less. They're there so you can work more than a natty body can handle.

It's fucking over.

>>45818460
Well you have to find the right balance which can be hard

>>45771522
I was under the impression everyone was like Rushia and wanted the thin, handsome, ikemen type.

>>45770694
Tiny Chinese rat made for mating press!

>>45780867
She has said she likes short "that can mess you up".

>>45816113
What did she say?

>>45818460
If there is one woman Calli's preferences, there are several

>>45833505
This among other things

>>45816113
>She also hates manlets
Thats just women.
Their preferences are copy pasted from each other.

>>45813447
I always chuckle at the idea of chuubas sticking out of the crowd for some verbal tic they have

>>45782888
A lot of girls like tall lanky types. But if you're short and skinny then you might have a problem.

If your oshi doesn't like muscular men her hormones have been altered by birth control.
Ask yourself why that is.

>>45814615
isn't she screaming and yelling the whole time every stream?

>>45834831
Nah, it's lesbianism or "feminine" type leaning like Matsuri

>>45770694
Do they like the crossfit physique or nah?

>>45808005
DYRBI

>>45806644
Yes but she isn’t planning to molest actual kids anymore.

>>45814400
Being short is unfortunate and probably the bigger handicap, but being fat is 100% a choice.

>>45814400
I bet that your insecurity is probably a bigger turn-off than you being short.
Being fat is a choice. Be honest with yourself: do you like being fat?

I wish there was a safe way of increasing the size of your dick

>>45819971
Men are literally twice as strong as women you retard.

>6’
>218lbs
>OHP 160lbs 1RM
>Bench 225lbs
>Deadlift 330lbs
>Squat 230lbs
No matter how big and strong I got, I still have a below average pin I’m dick. Shit sucks man. At least I feel strong.

>>45838956
Why the hell is your squat so low compared to everything else

>>45840972
Hated doing legs and just never went past that. I have received a few comments about my ass since I do low bar squat thanks to Mark Rippletits and HIP DRAHVE.

>>45782888
It's all the emo chicks want, skinny guys. That or bearded lumberjacks, but point stands

>>45810497
and also the ability to walk upright and use tools, surely.

You know what you have to do, manlets

>>45837524
There's as different ways to measure that. In any case, a male gorilla is much, much bigger than his female companions while the difference in humans is smaller than in other great apes.

>>45844242
Quite literally doesn't matter, the grip strength of an 80 year old man is greater than that of a 20 year old woman. Imagine that 80 year old on viagra and with nothing to lose. Zoomer girls watch out!

>>45844109
Did this give him greater reach and thus enable him to beat up more people?

>>45818460
Just fucking dwarfmaxx

>>45771661
Same reason you can find slightly chubby girls cute. Media standards are not representative of normal people's tastes.

>>45846112
Women are designed to retain body fat though, Men only have it for surviving winter or in colder environments.

>>45806547
Fauna likes ripped guys?

time to hit a new pr today

>>45834863
Yes, including that stream. Shockingly the
>her heart beat didn't rise that much, well okay it actually did rise to the amount stated but here's some reason why it doesn't count
post is pure cope.

>>45782888
Getting fat is literally the easiest thing in the world to achieve if you believe your own theory.

>>45816113
Sad, she seems the type though, I see it

>>45833715
Don't have the voice clip thing, but I can sadly guess what she said

>>45833715
How can a baby even be tall and handsome?

>>45846787
Fauna likes big guys and sissy boys...for some reason.

Hey baby the brain is a muscle

>>45782888
>muscular guys get women
>nobody likes skinny guys
when girls say they like muscles they mean they like skinny guys with abs and bicep veins also height > all

>>45847589
Would they actually choose the ripped skinny guy over someone with more mass though?

>>45838956
I have an 8 inch cock, but i'm a 5'5 manlet so I never get to show it off. I'd change places with you in a heartbeat

>>45847481
big as in muscular or big as in fat?

>>45847768
Big as in fit, since she tries to hit the gym with her tiny scrawny little frame.
But I don't think she's ever been super explicit about it since she doesn't really talk about men.

I'll ribo your flavin if you know what I mean nyeeeeh heh heh heh heh.
The thought of that lactic acid between your biceps increases my internal temperature to 98.1 degrees Fahrenheit
Perhaps we should schedule a time to set up a rapport. I know a lot about the forest but you look like you're knowledgeable when it comes to planting seeds

>>45847870
I get that much. She motivaed me to start going to the gym in 2021 wiht her spore streams. I just feel like she'd never feel i'm attractive no mater how mch I worked out because i'm short

>>45770694
The man who manages to score a girl like Bae will be the luckiest motherfucker in the planet
Also seeing this thread while lurking at the gym is great motivation

>>45848146
The rat will be mine, my reps will ensure it

Imagine if this went widespread and every anime con going forward had the attendees all looking like they came out of muscle march for the Wii

>>45847964
Fauna is like 5'1 or something, unless you're a SEA dwarf

>>45782888
Have you tried like, lifting????

>>45848337
Haha imagine if we started some kind of fit, highly regemented Hololive private army haha, purely in minecraft of course yes hehehe

>>45848337
Anime girls could unironically fix western men.

>>45848349
5'5, thought she was tall? Even then, afraid she's like mumei and genuinely hates short men

>>45848564
She's something like 153cm and weighs like 100 pounds since she admitted she was too frail for her height/weight ratio to donate blood.

>>45848337
I unironically started lifting for Bae

>>45772130
this

If you haven't been personally mired by a vtuber do you even lift?

Short bros it is so over

>>45834863
>>45846864
Why are you even talking about someone you have not watched once in your life (yes, singular).

>>45849636
giwtwm

>>45814781
Probably steoroids. Noticeable by the unballanced muscle groups (Near to no back/lower arm)

>>45851796
Do roids actually shrink your cock? I always though that was just a shitpost

this is the average 2hu fan, how can vtuber fans compete?

>>45852268
So this is how we got kicked off /jp/...

>>45847708
Don’t my dude. You may have a height disadvantage, but at the end of it when comes to being intimate with a women, a bigger than average dick will go a long way.

>>45770694
this woman said today she's into muscular and dumb men and that she wants to be spitroasted or double penetrated by them, which is weird because I thought she was a hard lesbian or at least "99% lesbian"

>>45792111
>She HATES facial hair
Reminder that her favorite Resident Evil character isn't chinbald Leon.

>>45796869
Nene too

>>45771501

>>45855999
Why're Japanese women gay?

>>45847916
Holy Science!!!

>>45856759
Japanese women don't like to stand out too much because "shamefur dispray," and having a 6'0 gaijin bodybuilder for a boyfriend in nipland will likely put a big target on their heads. So they settle for the average Japanese salary man.

>>45854204
All the lesbian shit is just women being women and people reading into it too much. Mostly because most fans have never interacted with a girl IRL

>>45806547
I remember there being tweets of the ID girls (Moona, Risu and Iofi) fawning over those ripped african dudes who you pay to hold up whatever signs you give them

>>45814781


Try it yourself anon.

>>45854204
The coming back stream?

>>45835897
No, but an insecure Chad would still be sexy to many women over a confident man with my looks

>>45865335
In the collab wtih Miori today they were talking about their type of men

This thread is one giant blackpill lmao

Chuubas who have expressed their preference for chubby men

Pic related

>>45865633
I feel like a changed man...

>>45865531
>All these giggles
AAAAAA SEX

>>45865531
What did Mio say? Asking for a friend haha

>>45865633
It should be an iron pill rather. Exercise brother

Hope this thread motivates some of you to hit the gym. I never got laid or dated any girls until I lost weight and got visible abs and a v-taper. If I ever got fat again, I’m sure my girlfriend would either cheat on me or just leave. We’d definitely not have sex frequently like we do now. I definitely would have never gotten with her if I was still fat.

Anyway, I like Mumei.

>>45867670
Theres timestamps in the comments anon...

>>45867670
nothing about physical appearence

I dont know why this site/the internet is full of people obsessed with height, the shortest guy in my friend group (also the most muscular) is the one who is getting the most pussy by a lot and im the tallest but im still a khv.

>>45785401
Dyrbi

>>45837482
There's a dangerous way?

>>45795298
Eat more and lift more, no other way about it

>>45874359
What am I eating exactly?

>>45877092
Food

If you have multiple oshis, you want to be lean but also chubby at the same time but not too chubby but you also need to be muscular but not have too much muscles.

>>45877598
>multiple oshis
I shiggy diggy

>>45877092
Protein and saturated fats. Carbs before a workout.

>>45770694
specifically me btw

>>45771293
Pekora literally creams over Gilgamesh she obviously doesn't actually like chubby guys the most

Not a single woman on the planet likes chubby guys. Jack Black would be an incel if he wasn’t famous. The only reason a woman might date a fat guy is because she couldn’t get a fit one to commit to her.

>>45785841
Do weighted calisthenics.

>>45770694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ghQrb5fg4

Time to work out

>>45890817
No one can resist Bos, I can't blame her

>>45854119
Thaat's like saying a car that can go super fast is better than one that controls well but goes a bit slower. Yeah I may have a higher top speed, but if I can't get past the turns in the first pace none of that matters

>>45867940
The more "red pill" research I did, the more commonality I found in consistent hard work over multipe years, which is honestly both terrifying and inspiring

>>45886989
This, chubby/fat guys get home with social status and money. The only girls that give chubby guys attention are girls that are even fatter.

Women also say things like they like dad bods, then point to some dude that works out everyday for 2 hours but just doesn't have abs and say "yea a dad bod like him"

>>45891542
girls* not home, im going to bed

>>45891542
Not even fat girls go with fat guys I’m 2023 thanks to Tinder and shit

>>45792111
>She HATES facial hair though, no clue why.
cause she's a halfu, in japanese culture hair is considered dirty and disgusting. that's why there's so much ped0 and no beards

>>45856759
>>45860579
it's also because the public perception of men who are fit is that they are obsessed with their looks and only think about fitness.

im sure you've seen it in anime. guys who work out ONLY talk about working out, they only DO working out, they carry protein with them everywhere, and they are often stupid/vain

>>45891542
excuse the wojaks but I'm pretty sure this is what dad bod means

>>45892035
and there's nothing the nips dont love more than a stereotype to apply to everyone they meet without even talking to a single person that looks like that.

it's why they assume all americans love burgers, all "foreigners" are blonde/blue eyes, all black people are "strong" and rap, all tatoos are yakuza, glasses = nerd, etc etc etc. it's not just that anime has tropes,

all of japanese society is about being basic as fuck and anyone who deviates is put into a sterotype instantly

>>45770694
all of them that aren't gay or mentally ill

>>45892088
id put that on the extreme fat end of dadbod, my perception was "a bit of a gut" but still fairly muscular chest, arms, and legs

Remember, don’t listen to girls when they say looks don’t matter. They’re full of shit.

>>45782888
>fat fucks get women
What planet do you live on

>>45770694
Risu too
She commented on Kobo's gushing over e-boys, saying men should be macho and tough

>all these replies
really speaks volumes about the board

>>45893050
lots of people on /vt/ work out bro, the fat/skinny otaku stereotype is over, now all incels are buff

>>45867610
Miori and Bae have really cute giggles, yes. Though I can't tell if they're being aggressively homosexual or straight in that stream.

>>45890817
Damn I didn't know they added the B U L D G E to Bos.

This is also the first time I've seen Kiara act remotely straight.

You can’t honestly expect to get a girlfriend if you’re not physically fit, guys.

>>45893398
Nobody knows what anyone here looks like so you can’t make such a claim though I’m sure some people here do workout and others here don’t (and these people are disgusting)

>>45778496
based powerlifter anon, what's your sbd?

>>45847916
understandable

>>45892187
Not liking burgers is unAmerican.

>>45890817
Bos is a fucking gigachad since the first game and you can't tell me otherwise.

>>45770694
I was gonna reply honestly but this thread kinda sucks so I'm not gonna.

>>45894490
I'm that guy with plushies on the couch

>>45899286
why reply at all faggot. I was gonna skip this one but your faggotry got me. here's your (You).

>>45900863
Well I might've reconsidered of you'd have asked me nicely but now I'm definitely not gonna. Now it's too late