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>> No.45778403
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45778403

>>45778389
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.45778415

>>45778326
I mean, he has good calls, but maybe Selen could help him a bit more when to fight or how to defend from push, specially considering that she's Seer.

>> No.45778434

leader is a good boy, simple as.

>> No.45778449

>>45778292
I like being short, altare towering over me is hot.

>> No.45778467
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>>45778403
AMEN

>> No.45778479
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>>45778389
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/punpunwan_09/status/1638412076384415744

Frames:
Live
>Axel, Altare, Selen, Noct - Apex
Selen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7buhJ55yYrE
>Vesper - Titanfall 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYbvQD8apIE

Upcoming
>Bettel - Passpartout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaQcKQsUi8
>Hakka - Garlic Phone w/ members
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Vaa03wc1U
>Flayon, Bettel - Resident Evil 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4D6sbFx6rY
>Tempus Left 4 Dead 2
Axel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUbRs-iONfI
Shinri: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV5WU8llucs

>> No.45778513

>>45778403
Amen.

>> No.45778522

>>45778479
>picrel
Blue (only) Astel...

>> No.45778584
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Watching Nijifags try to psychoanalyze this weirdo for the first time is really funny.

>> No.45778670

>>45778584
>nijifags
These are just the same schizos he's always had since the inception of /mans/

>> No.45778688

>>45778403
AMEN

>> No.45778710

>>45778449
It's alright now I used to be really self conscious about it when I was younger but I really like taking dominance in relationships and I want to easily overpower Flayflay

>> No.45778732
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>>45778584
>psychoanalyze
>noticing he talked less before than now
I don't know, dude.

>> No.45778739

>>45778670
there are a couple of new ones

>> No.45778761

>>45778739
no, it's just you

>> No.45778816
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>>45778389
sank you for baking

>> No.45778819
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>> No.45778839
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>>45778732

>> No.45778841

anyone superchat vesper about tonight yet?

>> No.45778863

Reminder that Bettel is shorter than Altare without his shoes

>> No.45778878

>>45778819
I want him to shoot me so bad ToT

>> No.45778881

man i was horny. my fault for not stopping soon. he’s just a little guy

>> No.45778896

>>45778863
listen to ipn, Altare

>> No.45778907

>>45778839
AIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.45778922

>>45778732
>he’s still almost silent because he’s sleepy and concentrating on the game

>> No.45778938 [SPOILER] 
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45778938

Reminder that Altare is very, very cute

>> No.45778939

>>45778907
Don't worry, Magmites are recycled and remade.

>> No.45779026

>>45778938
cutest boy in tempus no contest

>> No.45779044

>>45778584
Dude we don't care. None of the Niji fangirls are watching this only Selen fans.

>> No.45779055

>>45778863
how many centimeters does he get with his hooker heels?

>> No.45779077

>>45778938
This art ToT

>> No.45779093
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>>45779026
I know right? Hakka is the cutest.

>> No.45779149
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>>45779026
respectfully disagree

>> No.45779175

>>45778863
The only one that has height added with shoes is Hakka.

>> No.45779196

>>45778939
I like to imagine that Magni sees Magmites as "easily remakable" because He treats his own body the same way with alchemical clones and such when he needs to self-experiment

>> No.45779208

>>45779175
bettel has heels on

>> No.45779215

Man, this tournament arc is gonna DESTROY them.

>> No.45779224

>>45778938
Love leader forever

>> No.45779247

>>45779175
It's pretty common to have the vTuber height include shoes tho.
So Vesper, Axel etc might be a little shorter irl.

>> No.45779290

>>45778938
Leader love! 12 year old boys love!

>> No.45779306

>>45779208
Then they are all shorter, even Altare has platforms

>> No.45779332
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45779332

vesmachi happiness! help me manifest their next collab together to come soon!

>> No.45779378

>>45779196
You think alchemists wouldn't knew how to make homunculi? Brave mistake for you to think that[\spoiler]

>> No.45779402

>>45779247
Nta but It really isn't. The only reason I accept Hakka being shorter is because he himself says his shoes effect his height even though that definitely wasn't the original design idea.

>> No.45779406

>>45779306
they all are shorter by a little bit technically but altare has on normal ugly ass sneakers, not platforms

>> No.45779408

It’s fucked up that they let an underage (12 year old) boy join Vsaikyo, even if he is a guild leader.

>> No.45779454

>>45779208
That's not how height is calculated...

>> No.45779457

>>45779247
thanks for reminding me that i can motorboat all of the hq boys

>> No.45779497

>>45779454
it's just fujo/yume fantasies

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>>45779026

>> No.45779541

>>45779378
spoilerchama...

>> No.45779559

>>45779454
His official 179cm is with heels on, and the heels are ~8cm. That's my headcanon.

>> No.45779561

>>45779149
love

>> No.45779583

>>45779454
Not for normal people, but it could be different for Holostars. If not, why does Astel's height have to specify "158 cm (barefoot)"?
https://holostars.hololivepro.com/en/talent/astel-leda/

>> No.45779582

Titanfall is so fucking kino man

>> No.45779588

>>45779196
I love that headcanon

>> No.45779589

>>45779541
Come on, it's good enough, don't be too harsh on them

>> No.45779599
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>>45779332
Maybe after he finishes the campaign he'll be interested in multiplayer. I give you all of my manifesting energy!

>> No.45779660

>>45779559
He let it slip that he was going to be 176cm at first during twitch valo, so that is now my canon height for him without his shoes

>> No.45779670

>>45779559
He's 180cm and those heels are not 8cm the fuck

>> No.45779685

>>45779583
astels a pervert and wants everyone to think about his feet

>> No.45779708

>>45779670
How many football fields long is 8cm?

>> No.45779719

>>45779583
Because, like i said here >>45779247 , it is pretty common to have ths shoes be included in the official height, because that's how the model is presented, in both 2d and 3d.
Unless specified otherwise, all vtuber heights include the shoes.

>> No.45779728

>>45779583
Honestly, everything about Astel is weird

>> No.45779734

>>45779685
If that was the reasoning, Magni's would also have to say barefoot...

>> No.45779743

>>45779708
between 2 and 3 inches, if I remember it correctly

>> No.45779769

>>45779541
Oi, I did it but the tail didn't cut it this time as it should but I got it wrong in the end

>> No.45779781

>>45779743
ok thank you chu~

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>>45779743
Close

>> No.45779837

>>45779799
oh fuck, I had it in my head that 1inch = 3,54cm but it's 2,54.

>> No.45779865
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>>45779670
They are officially 8cm.

>> No.45779913
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45779913

Why are the sisters talking about height?

>> No.45779919
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>> No.45779992

Altare + Magni Halo? Where? Hmmmm??

>> No.45780016

Why is Leader like this?
https://youtube.com/live/v5fhmDeLw4s?feature=shares&t=3924

>> No.45780018

>>45779992
They gave up because of perms hell.

>> No.45780069

>reads ero vn
>closes eyes when character undresses on stream
What do you call this behaviour?

>> No.45780079
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>>45780016
Because he's the best~!

>> No.45780089

>>45779919
ToT

>> No.45780091

>>45779865
Man something is really off about those toe lines

>> No.45780095

>>45780016
THIS JOBBER

>> No.45780102

>>45780016
because he’s cute and pon. next question.

>> No.45780141

>>45780069
slut pretending to be pure and innocent

>> No.45780144

>>45780069
A true gentleman.

>> No.45780160
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>Click /MANS/
>Immediate gay art
HOW MANY TIME I HAVE TO TELL YOU HORNY FUCKERS TO USE SPOILER TAG.

>> No.45780207
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are you proud of him?

>> No.45780221

>>45780160
SHUT UP OLD MAN THE FUTURE IS NOW

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>>45780144

>> No.45780251

>>45780069
gap ecchi?

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>>45780160
thanks for the reminder

>> No.45780279

>>45780160
VG sisters can't help themselves

>> No.45780344

last nights stream was so nice I need to go back and watch it again

>> No.45780362

>>45780207
Always

>> No.45780381

>>45780344
which stream?

>> No.45780383

If all of Tempus were to be convicted of a crime which member would be convicted of which crime?

>> No.45780434

>>45780381
valo stream it was an unexpected group of people but it was fun

>> No.45780491
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>>45780069
Trying too hard to be seiso. I know that shota brat is horned up out of his mind. Acting so innocent all the time ILL SHOW YOU COME HERE YOU LIT- GAH

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>>45778389
thanks

>> No.45780520

This child slapping his desk over his own joke
https://youtu.be/v5fhmDeLw4s?t=4388

>> No.45780584

>>45780160
and a good meowning to you too oji

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>>45780160

>> No.45780709

>>45780383
>Altare
rape
>Magni
unethical experimentation
>Axel
monetary scam
>Vesper
manslaughter
>Bettel
insider trading
>Flayon
speeding
>Hakka
murder
>Shinri
drug dealing

>> No.45780752

>>45780709
(Shinri is the drug)

>> No.45780758

>>45780207
Of course

>> No.45780786

>>45780383
rape

>> No.45780810
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45780810

anyone else is already sad that something like this won't happen again due to corporate autism. It is only one time thing and we should enjoy it while it lasts

>> No.45780894

>>45780383
>altare
first degree murder

>axel
tax evasion

>bettel
fraud

>flayon
assault with a deadly weapon

>hakka
piracy

>magni
cryptocurrency fraud

>shinri
accessory to a murder

>vesper
harrassment of an employer

>> No.45780943

>>45780810

why is axel's name in ASCII and the other two in japanese

>> No.45780973

>>45780810
nope

>> No.45781026

>>45780709
who did hakka murder?

>> No.45781035

>>45780752
His bodily fluids are rhe drug

>> No.45781098

>>45780943
So they end up calling her Selenium Ryugetsu

>> No.45781147

>>45776302
>I know there's at least one not in either collection though: https://holodex.net/watch/znuvQivKpLw

Check the archives, there's the torrent that takoanon put up

>> No.45781149

>>45780894
this is the one

>> No.45781156

vespie finished titanfall 2 :DD

>> No.45781188

>>45780383
>Altare
Throwing bricks at the homeless
>Magni
Possession of illicit materials
>Axel
Public Indecency
>Vesper
Punching a cop (completely unprovoked)
>Bettel
Innocent, arrested and tried by clerical error
>Flayon
Shoplifting, just to feel something
>Hakka
Arson
>Shinri
Innocent, but confesses to all of the above

>> No.45781194

>>45780709
>>45780894
It's a mix of this honestly

>> No.45781324

>redirect to astel
>immediately asks about hips
BASED

>> No.45781344

*SPITS ON ALTARE*

>> No.45781368

>Enter Astel stream
>Ah Herro
>Which hip you like? Big or small?
>"Big" "Big" "Big" "Big" "Big" "Big"
>"草" "草" "草" "草" "草"
Kino

>> No.45781372

>>45780383
>Altare
womanslaughter
>Magni
raising undead from the orphanage's cementary
>Axel
domestic violence
>Vesper
being black

>> No.45781401

If that dumb old man skips out on the L4D2 collab, I'm done with him and his shit

>> No.45781411

i like how vesper keeps dodging questions about the L4D2 collab

>> No.45781427

I forgot Flay Flay changed his schedule.....

>> No.45781451

Go back schizos, naked dogezas on you soon

>> No.45781458

aha here are the vesper schizos /mans/ is back to normal

>> No.45781723
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i thought you sisters were already done with him? he's not gonna be your little grooming target so just stop caring about him and what he does already lul

>> No.45781744

>>45781427
what do we do until then machiroon comrade...

>> No.45781930

>>45781744
Cry.....

>> No.45781986

>>45781723
they're fucking obsessed, it's weird.

>> No.45782027
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Magni love!

>> No.45782069
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>>45781035
I feel the same way about Magni <3
...actually, I wonder if there's a psychedelic reindeer pee situation going on with copium...?

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>> No.45782098

>>45782027
yumes are so fucking adorable. i hope your oshi notices your chat messages and laughs at your jokes.

>> No.45782111

>>45781723
>>45781986
Are cover employees or something?

>> No.45782166

>>45782098
>magni
>laughing at chats jokes
lol

>> No.45782298

>>45781744
>>45781930
I guess make some food...yeah and cry

>> No.45782344

>>45782069
>the ceremonial copium is magni's pee

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>>45782298
pls dont cry here take this orange

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Lol, did he update his description? I don't remember it saying that before.

>> No.45782545

schizo rrat is that nowa is anxious about shinri in particular because he’s attracted to him

>> No.45782590

>>45782545
this ones funny so i believe it

>> No.45782606

>>45782545
i'll accept it

>> No.45782613

>>45781401
I wouldn't go that far but it'd make me pretty upset.

>> No.45782631

are y'all ready to psycho-analyze every nowa leader interaction tonight

>> No.45782661

Hakka? Also "if"
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1638999881158369280

>> No.45782666

I’m kneeling https://twitter.com/alliance_ipn/status/1638993408219021312?s=46&t=ELUCstEOk1NGjSYruI-3rg

>> No.45782704

>>45782666
Fuck man, I thought the bottom wire was a piss stream onto the closed lid.

>> No.45782730

>>45782661
seasoning his underwear?

>> No.45782784

>>45782631
big if if Vesper will even be there, but anyways i'll psychoanalyze their silence towards each other as sexual tension...

>> No.45782849

>>45782730
seasoning, ever heard of it white man?

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>>45782631
>are y'all ready to psycho-analyze every nowa leader interaction tonight

>> No.45782903

>>45782730
>>45782849
What would having seasoning on your dick even feel like?

>> No.45783025

>>45782631
I can’t wait for it. Imagine when Vesper doesn’t react to Altare’s lame jokes kek.

>> No.45783060

>>45782903
Very painful.

>> No.45783081

>>45783060
Hakka......

>> No.45783087

>>45782666
i love apex players passions, true role models

>> No.45783131

>>45783025
That is the HQ way

>> No.45783160

https://puzzle.aggie.io/Bb9Xum
quick bettel puzzle before he starts sorry for the purple hell

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45783162

>>45782661
Eww

>> No.45783164

>>45783060
ok but what if its like cinnamon sugar

>> No.45783202

>>45783164
You'll get an infection

>> No.45783352
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45783352

rero

>> No.45783356

>>45782368
Thanks, I will no longer cry

>> No.45783390

>>45783025
Ah, the most obvious tourist tell...believing people ignoring Altare during a stream is in any way unusual.

>> No.45783445

>>45783025
is that supposed to be like… a new thing?

>> No.45783487

>Magni was very receptive to it
Gay

>> No.45783502

MAMAAA
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxY3VrpjcO18_4Lxic6jhq9-2QpkQyzlxC

>> No.45783558
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45783558

>8-man tempus collab

>> No.45783573

>>45783502
mama stop being /here/ the schizos wont listen to you

>> No.45783585

lol imagine seasoning your dick and pouring some oil on it and putting it in a 200c heated oven for 20 minutes then taking out your cooked dick and adding some sauces to it

>> No.45783594

of all of hq vesper was most likely to chuckle at or build on altare's jokes

>> No.45783610

>>45783390
And when Altare being silenced, they’ll say he’s so petty, he’s holding grudge over it kek

>> No.45783642

>>45783594
he was literally the only one to cheer on Altare during the HQ mario party collab kek

>> No.45783712

>>45783585
Which Tempus member would you want to eat it?

>> No.45783775

>>45783558
H-how many of them are here?!

>> No.45783791

>>45783594
don’t say it anon. if vesper doesn’t do that, dramafag will have a feast on it

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45783798

Accurate

>> No.45783818

>>45783775
shinris been /here/ for a while

>> No.45783845

>>45783712
idk...and I don't have a dick. tho I wouldn't mind eating Axel's.

>> No.45783863

>>45783775
All of them, especially Shinri. Step up your honry posting game, mama's watching.

>> No.45783925

Shinri acting like a baka gaijin

>> No.45783992

>>45783925
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1639005929713836035

>> No.45783994

>>45783558
Ahh yes, the 8 man Tempus collab.
Shinri, Flayon, Hakka and Bettel vs Altare, Magni, Gorimane and Axel.
Also jokes aside, why does Leader attract so Schizos? Both the ones disliking him and the ones concernfagging him to the max.

>> No.45783997

>>45783791
sorry I just really loved altnowa. he still ignored him a lot though lmao

>> No.45784000

>>45783775
shinri started as a /here/chuuba but that's all i'll say because any more is forbidden knowledge.

>> No.45784013

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1639005929713836035
Mama's a racist...

>> No.45784064

>>45783992
>josuweejee shinree de holostars english
>de
he's butchering three languages in a single go

>> No.45784126
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45784126

>>45783585
Reminds me of this American national delicacy, cum covered cocks (aka fried butter).

>> No.45784140

>>45783775
I think Leader was here during the first few months, Axel is confirmed, Magni maybe

>> No.45784153

I've got half of the apex stream left, did they mention whether they're going to stream more apex tomorrow?

>> No.45784159

>>45783997
i know. i’m just having a lil hehehaha with how schizoposting gonna be tonight kek

>> No.45784190

>>45784000
>doxxshit
>not how he was actually in this general as a holopro lore anon

>> No.45784200

>>45784153
altare said ff14 might get replaced with apex but he isn't sure

>> No.45784212

>>45783775
Just Axel confirmed, everything else is rrats.

>> No.45784257

>>45784190
sorry but he wasn't loreanon

>> No.45784259

>>45784190
Yeah that sudden disappearence of the lore Anon after Shinri debuted was funny af lmao

>> No.45784266

>>45784200
Damn, looks like I'm going to have a backlog then.

>> No.45784302

>>45783994
> be leader
> exist

WHY IS HE LIKE THIS?

>> No.45784316

>>45784257
shinri please you have a collab you need to prepare

>> No.45784374

>>45783863
>>45784212
>>45784140
I don't know who to believe

>> No.45784455

>>45784374
just assume they're all here and embrace the fact that everyone is posting as anon so they'll never know it's specifically (You) saying unhinged shit

>> No.45784454

>>45783997
being altare means being ignored constantly by your genmates…

>> No.45784466

When in the Valo VOD does Bettel start flirting with iPN?

>> No.45784504

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaQcKQsUi8
Jestelly

>> No.45784512

JESTER ON THE TELLY

>> No.45784542
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45784542

>>45784302
IKR?!

>> No.45784598

My rrat HQ created the first MANS general

>> No.45784610

>>45784374
leading theories are:
>magni made the edit from hello twitter to hello niggers during pre debut /mag/ days
>shinris timing with the absence of a loreanon who wrote hololive myth vs tempus greentexts
>vesper meantioning he used to browse 4chan
and thats it. not much evidence for the others aside from speculating hakka and flayon because hakka is a shitposting spic and flayon is terminally online

>> No.45784635
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45784635

>>45784454
he's used to it

>> No.45784656
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45784656

مبارك عليكم الشهر
أنشاء الله أن يعود عليكم بالمنة و العافية
تذكرة بأن هذا شهر العبادة و الطاعة و العفة و فرصة لتطوير الذات يجب أن لا نضيعها

>> No.45784661

>>45784455
Ok anon I will. Flayon if you're reading this, I will never take back anything I said.

>> No.45784706
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45784706

>>45784656

>> No.45784722

>If I was slim enough I'd do short shorts in a fucking crop top

TWINK BETTEL ONEGAI

>> No.45784748

If delivery food stopped working for a week, which members of Tempus would fucking die?

>> No.45784773

>>45784656
Aamiin.

>> No.45784799

>>45770627
https://gofile.io/d/oAk8xa
Just the section where Flayon was present, 480p, 868.6 MB

>> No.45784842

Ah, the french

>> No.45784841

>>45784748
bettel not even a contest

>> No.45784878

NEXT SLIDE

>> No.45784882

>>45784466
I think around the time that Flayon joined

>> No.45784903

>>45784842
THEY GOT HIM

>> No.45784954

>>45784610
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/45095588/#q45103859

>> No.45784962

>>45784610
>magni made the edit from hello twitter to hello niggers during pre debut /mag/ days
He would never risk doing that before even debuting, dumbass

>> No.45784987

>>45783775
all of them are /here/, i know so

>> No.45785003

>>45784748
bettel, from malnutrition since he would just eat fast and junk food until he keeled over

>> No.45785004

Bettel and being poorly prepared, name a better duo

>> No.45785005

>>45784610
>>45784954
Rrats

>> No.45785077
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45785077

>>45779728
Ahh that’s my oshi

>> No.45785086
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45785086

>> No.45785088

>>45784748
Magni only.
>Shinri and Flayon know how to cook
>Hakka, Axel, Altare and Bettel live with family
>Vesper has at least 2 years worth of canned food in his pantry

>> No.45785127

>>45784656
aameen Brother Farouq al-Mustafa

>> No.45785157

>>45785088
Magni knows hoe to cook some things and he has a car to go out to eat

>> No.45785170

>>45784962
ok but its funny and made me laugh so i believe it

>> No.45785171

>>45784610
Bettel is r.ratman.

>> No.45785182

Have we ever seen any drawing made by Bettel?

>> No.45785210

>how to draw phantom
>1. draw a circle
>2. draw the rest of the fucking phantom

>> No.45785217

So why did Bettel decide to play passpartout?

>> No.45785220
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45785220

>>45785004
Wouldn't have it any other way! We loved him when he suffered during Twitter Space week and we love him now

>> No.45785235

>>45784656
Blessed be the month
God willing, it will return to you with grace and wellness
A reminder that this is a month of worship, obedience, chastity, and an opportunity for self-development that we must not miss
Google Translation

>> No.45785249

>>45785157
I kinda assume no one can leave their homes with these premises, otherwises it's no fun.

>> No.45785258

>>45785182
He drew some emote ideas in a menshi stream.

>> No.45785292

>Some fat guy
AIEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.45785314
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45785314

So, who's winning?
My bet is on HQ but then again all of them are jobbers so is really 50/50.

>> No.45785349

>>45785249 (me)
otherwise, typo.

>> No.45785355

>>45785314
vg because it will be 4 vs 3

>> No.45785428

>>45784212
Anon, Leader literally started pushing the Tempus barbershop quartet singing after me and another anon suggested it /here/.

>> No.45785429

>>45785355
get new material

>> No.45785458

don't forget the black spike on the tail!

>> No.45785459

>>45785355
naked dogeza when you're wrong
also shinri said it was an 8 man

>> No.45785470
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45785470

Did Vesper actually said he's gonna mute himself in the L4D collab? That's BS if true

>> No.45785487

>>45785355
I wish... 7empus is the best Tempus.

>> No.45785495

>>45785088
Magni can cook food in the air fryer and he is addicted to shopping at Target. He probably has tons of easy to make frozen foods stockpiled.

>> No.45785533

>>45785428
I know it hurts to hear that you aren't special.

>> No.45785565

Vesper if you’re here, I need more asmr bedtime stories, thank you

>> No.45785576 [SPOILER] 
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45785576

>>45785429
*checks notes*
Uh... Will Vesper be playing as Bill? Because they are both dead to me.

>> No.45785608

>>45785428
also >>/vt/thread/45095588#p45102056

>> No.45785614
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45785614

Stop being retarded /mans/

>> No.45785647

Full Tempus sussus amogus when?

>> No.45785677

>>45785470
HAHAHA please tell me he didn’t say that. That shit would be insane

>> No.45785706

>>45785614
>it's take a little bit
mama your English reps...

>> No.45785737

is it really a full collab if 90-95% of the time only 4 of them are speaking to each other

>> No.45785743

>>45785614
Its the usual people hating on the guy and making the same lame low hanging fruit jokes.

>> No.45785760

>>45785706
>he missed one letter so surely he's illiterate! ooga booga

>> No.45785781

shinri if you're /here/ open up your stream by saying koinichiwa i'll prove to you that he's really /here/

>> No.45785817

>>45785533
I'm just giving evidence, he did it in the same week, not bothering checking the archive

>> No.45785833

>>45785781
How would he make that sound natural

>> No.45785854

>>45785470
I don't know but he is always very quiet on collabs anyway, even people thinking he was muted at times. It wouldnt surprise me that people will go with the rrat that he is avoiding conversations and muting himself on the collab.

>> No.45785888

Will shinri get frustrated at how much vg is gonna suck at l4d2? I remember him getting a little frustrated with flay when they played valo. Now add Hakka to the mix, I pray for mama

>> No.45785906

>>45785737
It's a lazy one

>> No.45785932

>>45785854
Antis don't need excuses, only hate.

>> No.45785989

>>45785888
He's playing with the boys as opposed to strangers on the Internet, I'm sure he'll take it easy and have fun

>> No.45786077

>>45785781
Imagine for once he doesn't say it...

>> No.45786116

>>45785737
I get that but they are playing agaisnt eachother, they need the coordination to play as a team, having all 8 of them on a VC would be chaos and there will be no room to plan anything either.
The last L4D2 collab was like this but still was fun as fuck.

>> No.45786181

is bettel streaming? noones talking about it

>> No.45786214

>>45784598
My God!

>> No.45786238

>>45786116
i thought they were in separate voice comms? at most it's just 4 of them. the only thing is that on VG's side you'll have everyone except shinri screaming at the top of their lungs at the smallest thing.

>> No.45786237
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45786237

This reminds of a childhood cartoon, I just can't pinpoint what

>> No.45786266

>>45786237
Oh god, don't let this man draw

>> No.45786274

>>45786181
Some streams just don't have much to talk about, but I'm watching him.

>> No.45786279
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45786279

I just noticed bettel is doing 3 streams today...

>> No.45786330

>>45784610
>vesper mentioning he used to browse 4chan
Everyone Vespers age has used 4chan from one time to another, we most just grow out of it and never look back till /vt/ came along

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45786338

>>45786181
you see anything to talk about here?

>> No.45786343
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45786343

>>45786237
?

>> No.45786358

How is Bettel doing so well at this game

>> No.45786376
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45786376

>> No.45786392

>>45786343
Don't doxx Fauna's [redacted] like that!

>> No.45786466
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45786466

>> No.45786478

List Bettel ships better than Begni.

>> No.45786483

>>45786237
>>45786338
>>45786376
this looks like dutchess from fosters

>> No.45786495

i want Fauna and Shinri to _____

>> No.45786511

So Bettel is a Magni clone who instead of art specced into...?

>> No.45786528

>>45786478
bettel x my basement

>> No.45786543

>>45786478
bettel x bettel 2 x magni

>> No.45786569

>>45786478
all HQ ships

>> No.45786570

>>45786478
clownfish

>> No.45786582

>>45786478
Magttel

>> No.45786599

>>45786511
self-lubrication

>> No.45786613

>>45786478
Alttel

>> No.45786624
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45786624

>>45786478
Bettel x Machi

>> No.45786633

>>45786478
I'd put Bettel x Altare on the same level ngl

>> No.45786673
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45786673

>>45786511
Self-deprecation

>> No.45786744 [DELETED] 

>>45785470
https://www.youtube.com/live/hPi9FKeIhK8?feature=share&t=8803

>> No.45786779

THAT RIPTARE FIC
THANK YOU IF IT'S A WRITEANON HERE

>> No.45786805
File: 24 KB, 265x385, machi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
45786805

>> No.45786828

>>45786779
Link?

>> No.45786832 [DELETED] 

www.youtube.com/live/hPi9FKeIhK8?feature=share&t=8803

>> No.45786834

>>45786805
Someone please take the mouse away from him

>> No.45786847

>>45786805
christ

>> No.45786885

Why bettel is so racist

>> No.45786886
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45786886

Would you kiss the Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.45786896

>>45786478
Clownfish.
Whatever Bettel and Altare is called.

>> No.45786915
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45786915

dont forget to get your chibi pop up stands/keychains if you havent yet!

>> No.45786935

>>45786886
where's the caps? IMPOSTOR

>> No.45786936

>>45786886
I suddenly want to kiss his eyeballs now

>> No.45786939

>>45786805
$406, bettel is insanely good at this game

>> No.45786952

>>45786915
you fuck the keychains are sold out

>> No.45786976

>>45786939
There is not such thing as being good at passpartout kek

>> No.45786998

>>45786939
It's all rng baby

>> No.45787026

>>45785470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPi9FKeIhK8&t=8803s
nope, he said he would try to talk more

>> No.45787049

>>45786976
>>45786998
RNG is a skill

>> No.45787060

>>45786828
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45953248

>> No.45787074

>>45786886
It's like something out of Beetlejuice...

>> No.45787117

>>45786358
>>45786939
From what I could tell, how they judge your work is mostly arbitrary. They at best critique you by what colors you use and how long you've been working on it, it's easy to not game over as long as you're consistent in the beginning

>> No.45787179

>>45786478
Harapan pan

>> No.45787193
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45787193

>>45787060
Thank you

>> No.45787216

>>45786886
kek

>> No.45787316

>>45787060
I want more…ToT

>> No.45787321

>oh yeah~
>bring it in
>this goes here...
>ohhh yeah
>my goodness

>> No.45787406

Astel sent his zatsu to menshi, saying he has to protect Vesper's reputation and not let it get out he likes big butts.

>> No.45787438
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45787438

>> No.45787523

>>45787406
kek cute

>> No.45787525
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45787525

>>45787438

>> No.45787576

>>45787438
Dios mio...la creatura...

>> No.45787582
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45787582

>> No.45787584

>>45787406
He doesn't know...

>> No.45787606

>>45787406
Cute but everyone already knows he likes big butts

>> No.45787650

>>45787582
sold for $717

>> No.45787772

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1639024499113771008
Fucking hell Hakka

>> No.45787792
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45787792

New pfp
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>> No.45787933

>>45787406
Astel senpai..everyone already knows... ; ;

>> No.45788155

>>45786330
Very true.

>> No.45788162

>>45786886
i would with my eyes closed

>> No.45788193

>>45787933
senpai? it's you Axel?

>> No.45788276

So… Vesper likes the Vesties more than Magni likes the Magmites at this point, right?

>> No.45788298
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45788298

>> No.45788352

>>45788298
BACK TO THE PAST
SAMURAI SHINRI

>> No.45788417

>>45787792
Can they change their profile pics already?

>> No.45788446

passport is kinda borning

>> No.45788483

>>45788298
gotta get back
back to the past
samurai jack
WATCH OUT!

>> No.45788547

>>45788298
he's so...handsome...

>> No.45788568

>>45788417
been 2 months

>> No.45788569

>>45788352
>>45788483
Who in tempus would be Aku in this type of scenario?

>> No.45788594

>>45788417
Pretty sure they could do it whenever they wanted

>> No.45788595

>>45788298
I'm starting to realize Bettel just give everyone huge chin.

>> No.45788621
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45788621

>>45788569

>> No.45788711

>>45788621
No question kek.

>> No.45788859
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45788859

>>45788569

>> No.45788998

>>45788594
They couldn't. I don't remember who said it, but they couldn't change their profile pic before.

>> No.45789028
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45789028

when you see an unaccompanied woman at 3 am

>> No.45789089

he ruined it

>> No.45789093

>>45788594
They need to run it management first, like everything else they do.

>> No.45789109
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45789109

ohio?

>> No.45789166

>>45789109
Why he got sideburns?

>> No.45789192

>>45789109
he got altare's crooked chin right

>> No.45789193

>>45789166
hollywood adaptation

>> No.45789205

>>45788276
I think Magni's more tolerant and nice nowadays if you send money and be his yes man, yeah

>> No.45789226

>>45789109
Regis Jackman

>> No.45789273

i haven't slept in 20 hours and the l4d collab is in 4 hours and I have a 150 word essay due saturday fucking hell what do I do jesus christ

>> No.45789275

I find it more funny thinking about all of Tempus tying up Vesper and dragging him back to headquarters to forcefully feed him his meds before he tries to bail out of a large collab again
>Captcha MANWK

>> No.45789336
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45789336

unhinged crack addict looking motherfucker
imagine meeting this at 3am

>> No.45789338

>>45789273
work on your essays while watching streams like I do

>> No.45789346

>>45789273
Fap

>> No.45789400
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45789400

Bateman Altare

>> No.45789416

>>45789273
>150 word essay
Is this a typo or are you in elementary school?

>> No.45789447

>>45789273
You're fucked

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45789525

>>45789400

>> No.45789539
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45789539

leader...

>> No.45789542

>>45789205
Magni is just a tsundere. I know it's a joke but sometime I wonder if people actually believe that he hates magmites kek

>> No.45789559

>>45789336
I'd grab my ankles and kiss my ass goodbye

>> No.45789562

>>45789416
It's a years old meme get wit the times grandpa

>> No.45789567

>>45789539
kek

>> No.45789652

>>45789109
See you, space leader…

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45789680

>>45789400

>> No.45789683

>>45789273
>150 word essay
you have to be 18+ to use this site

>> No.45789797

I can’t turn off the fujo goggles…tiny twink seaweed matingpressing nowa jiisan…ToT

>> No.45789815

Because you are in love with him Bettel

>> No.45789922

>>45789542
>I wonder if people actually believe that he hates magmites
He hates specifically me ;_;

>> No.45789988

>>45789922
it's good to know that he will never love you

>> No.45790058

>>45789542
he doesn’t hate them, but he really doesn’t care about them past “they give me money”.

>> No.45790134

this is how bettel wants magni to look at him

>> No.45790156
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45790156

LEADER LOVE~

>> No.45790199

>>45790134
Is this yumeart of Magni?

>> No.45790358

>>45790199
yes, notice how he's putting more effort into it than he did the others

>> No.45790382

I'll be honest, I opened the stream only to see Bettel draw Magni because I like to see Bettel simp. Has the whole stream been this boring?

>> No.45790401
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45790401

>makes everyone else a joke
>puts extreme effort into magni

>> No.45790425

>>45790382
it's been pretty chill, combined with his "unique" art

>> No.45790488

I still believe in the Bettel hates Axel rrat, can't wait to see the next drawing

>> No.45790534

>>45787060
To the anon who wrote this... I love you so much, you did great. Riptare is the best ship, no contest

>> No.45790606

He needs to finish this by giving him the weakest chin imaginable, just a total roll of flab

>> No.45790669

>Magni got the fix
wdhmbt

>> No.45790733

HOW
HOW IS HIS COMEDIC TIMING SO GOOD

>> No.45790738
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45790738

>i need someone who understands my work
>i don't understand

>> No.45790774

>>45790733
His powers are beyond our understanding.

>> No.45790928

He's trying to pull Magni and draw Axel as a dog

>> No.45791111

What is it with Tempus boys and being extremely obvious about their crushes

>> No.45791115

Axelotls, your oshi looks like THAT?

>> No.45791152

>>45790488
Strong rrat

>> No.45791179

i passed out at the start of bettels stream for some reason one white claw is the best fucking sleep aid any general updates /mans/

>> No.45791227

>>45791179
Bettel poured his love for you on the canvas Magni

>> No.45791243

>spent a billion years drawing the best magni possible
>draws the crudest most shit ugly axel after
very subtle, bettel.

>> No.45791290

>>45791243
Could it be that Bettel is jealous?

>> No.45791332

>>45791290
He may have spent a whole ass week with Magni, but it's Axel who's got his heart (and dump)

>> No.45791417

>>45791332
Imagine Bettel sitting next to Magni while he heard Rad Dogs the first time and gushed about Rio and Axel

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