/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>457712
woah

ogey

lmaoing at the holodrones getting yuribaited

ogey

>>457712
yeah

>>457712
(Yo/u/)

>>457712
Turns out loser virgin faggots seethe hard when they can't self-insert into their parasocial romantic relationship because girl shows another girl attention.

The absolute fucking state of gachikoi.

Damn this post is gayer than any of the fucking ships

>>457712
Yeah and pro wrestling is real...

Stop obsessing over their sexuality. Not like you'll ever get the chance to fuck them for real anyways. Stick to onaholes or VR for that.

>>457712
> Implying Holos (other than Festival) are lesbians
They're not violent and irritable enough to be lesbians.

>>457712
The only thing more pathetic than """normal""' parasocial fags are parasocial yurifags
Idk maybe you can get off thinking about Festival schlicking as she gets cucked again though

>>457806
based

>>457712
The only legit lesbians are Noel and Flare, and nobody cares about it.
Everyone else (except for Matsuri, who's a horny meme anyways) fakes their yurishit to bait simps. Kiara is the most blatant at this since sge has the fatal combination of being extroverted, clout-chasing and bottom left.

>>457712
rrat

>>461078
Neither Flare nor Noel like women anon.

>>461378
They like each other and they're both women.

Anyone else miss Miko's old model? It had a more neutral smug chaotic look that fits miko, whereas this one looks cheery and dumb.

>>461612
Which of the two?

>>461704
The one she used for her GTA streams earlier last year.

The one where she goes 'busines-nega~'

>>461612
I prefer the new one for consistency. For me, seeing old Miko was more jarring than classic Suisei.

>>461612
nah, new one's cuter

>>461612
Yes, the new one is so soulless by comparison

>>457712
Based
Fuck the homos !
Holos are lesbos !

>>457712
I love the yuri but don't be an absolute cunt about it as in this thread.
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>>468313
It already turned me away from cheering for /u/ in the you know what cup in spite of their glorious and fully deserved first star.
>>468148
It really is the backwards head tilt, isn't it? Her old model always seemed to look down on you like the elite idol she knows she is.

>>461378
What the fuck are you on both mentioned with Noel even once as her roomate that they wouldn't mind dating women

>>468345
>implying its not gachicucks creating those threads

>>457712

Let Miko spend some private time with all of the blonde big boob Holos please

>>468148
Nothing beats the OG model but I prefer the new one to the last one she had. She looked like a damn goblin and I missed OG Miko the entire time she had it.

>>457712
GET FUCKED WH*TOIDS

>>469970
Why are you wh*teshits so fucking gay?

>>470007
>B-BASED
Disgusting cuck.

>>470035
>>457712
Kill yourself.

Buddy, I'm just as much of a /u/fag as you, but that was fucking cringe.

>>470054
Satanic amount of based holy shit

>>470007
What's the difference between cheating and NTR?

>>470035
>Greece

>>470035
>>470007
>>469970
There is nothing more cucked than just watching a dude fuck a girl that you find attractive, but watching 2 girls get it on is something ancient Chad kings did for their pleasure, probably since the dawn of time as long as Chads have existed.

>>470054
>alpha black bull
White american hands typed this.

>>470054
You know that you can be a yurifag and still have a monoganous relationship with a women, right?

>>470107
Cheating
>you don't know you are getting cucked
NTR
>you see that you are getting cucked and you love it

Miko and Kiara are the only real lesbians in my opinion

>>470107
Cheating is when your wife fuck another man
NTR is when your wife raped in front of you and you're forced to watch

>>470150
I'm sure you masturbate all day imagining your woman fucking another woman while you watch on the sidelines.

>get called a seething idiot in one thread
>make a new thread to seethe
do yurifags truly

>>470188
Why would I? Sounds like you're projecting.

>>470188
I wish

>>470155
Most hentais I've seen tagged NTR, the man getting cucked most CERTAINLY wasn't into it.

>>470168
>Kiara
Anon, your doxx reps...

>>470264
Their dick is always hard anon. I'm pretty sure that means they love it. I've rarely seen the man actually got mad and get revenge though.

>>470054
i just want two girls getting it on after a hard day's work, how hard is that to understand

>>470188
don't flatter me

>>457712
For real though, here are a list who are so straight that when they try to yuribait... it cringes me:

Kiara: Girl. I bet you won't even want to see a girl's pussy.
Calli: She's way too thirsty for Charlie.
Suisei: her gacha preference says it all
Haachama: this girl likes to bait.
Gura and Ame: they are bad actors. they just like to imitate the "teetee" they see in holojp
Mio: she's my Mama. Stop it Mama you're embarrassing us all!
All of HoloID: Halal and otaku does not mix well. The whole yuri shit on twitter is like reading shoujo manga. Makes me cringe.

>>470308
I want to imagine that I am the one getting it on with the girls. Not other people that are way below me such as women.

>>470035
>Greece

>>470150
no I can't, which makes me better than you

>>470338
>Gura and Ame: they are bad actors. they just like to imitate the "teetee" they see in holojp
You shut your mouth when you talk about AmeSame in front of me, motherfucker.

>>470338
>he doesnt know about what suisei said to aqua all night

>>470054
I do not wish to be a girl, i still enjoy fucking woman with my cock. It's just watching two girls fucking & loving each other make my heart warm

>>470254
see
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>>470368
>moralfagging in a vtuber board

>>470338
>All of HoloID
I don't think that Ollie is straight desu. I can see Moona being straight, but not that horny zombie.

>>470425
Of course not just a girl. You want to be a lesbian girl. You hate the male gender. You hate men. You don't have bros. You can't even imagine yourself fucking the girls. I know all about you anon.

>>470435
Don't lump me with them

Here is a list are good actors. Don't care if they are really lesbian irl

Okayu x Korone
Noel x Flare
Polka x Lamy
Aqua x Okayu x Shion or Aqua x Okayu x Shiina?
Matsuri x Luna
Luna x Subaru
Subaru x Okayu
Miko x Haachama (this is weirdly painful and funny at the same time)

These ones are for sure straight but not offensive to watch when ogling at girls
Watame
Fubuki
Choco
Coco x Kanata
Aki
Mel

>>470498
Unironically take your meds.

>>470490
Moona is too autistic to be straight
Hell she's too autistic to be sexual, at all

>>457712
Why not just watch a vtuber who is actually gay?

>>470530
>no InaxPolkaxNene

>>470490
Ollie forces the lines out. She's an Otaku. She immitates what she see. She straight.

>>470188
Yes

>>470547
>Unironically take your meds.
*parasocial fantasy gets interrupted and stress floods in*

>>470498
Take your meds and see help, anon.

>>470580
tell me about nyanners, what makes her gay special?

>>470401
Meteor is what we call straight girls playing around with other girls. She's very comfortable with her own sexuality. Skinship does not bother her.

>>470521
Yet you like the same stuff as them. Curious.
>>470594

>>470593
Nah, her reactions are too visceral. I'm very sure that she is bi.

>>470530
Nene's straight
she's into being abused

>>470498
I'm sorry anon a meds can't help you on this, you need the whole pharmacy

I’m a gachikoi for my oshi but I like the yuri, I don’t know why someone would feel threatened by it.

does anyone else here like crossick

>>470498
Why yes
>>470188
Why yes, what gave it away?

>>470338
>Suisei: her gacha preference says it all
Well, you can't like little boys if you don't like boys at all you know

>>470644
>you like the same stuff as those guys, therefore you're like them
Sure, anon. You like vtubers, which are also liked by reddit. Therefore you're a redditor. Q.E.D.

>>470585
I forgot that.

Nene x Ina x Polka was cute. But Ina was so low energy that it looked more like a babysitter playing house with 2 sisters

>>470697
>masturbating to the girls
fucking gross. cut off your balls if you can't control yourself.

>>470498
You're projecting an awful lot, you wouldn't happen to be a regular user of /v/ would you?

>>470719
Vtubers isn't a genre while yuri is.

>>470695
I don't know moonrunes enough to watch it, but that doujin was pretty dope.

>>470741
I'm a regular user of /a/ anon.

>>470745
What the fuck does that even mean? Genre is a broad term. Vtubing can be considere a "genre" of video, a "genre" of media, of entretainment, etc.
You fucking retard.

>>470746
Check out J's subs, they're really good and dude does like 15-30 minute videos.

>>470785
/a/ has been /v/ since Darling in the Franxx.

>>470648
I can categorize majority of them as Bi-curious but the ones that would actually dip? The only person I know for sure is Marine.

>>470790
Vtuber is a media/entertainment format
While yuri is content archetype

>>470806
Thank you!

>>470687
None of the girls we're talking about are even good GFE for the most part, I just like shitposting because this yurifag shit has gotten me some of the funniest (you)s of recent memory today.
I can just straight up say that I'm shitposting in the thread and still get moderate to high effort replies. At least with most waifufags they're perfectly aware that their chuba doesn't really love them and doesn't actually give a shit about what they're doing as long as they're cute on the internet

>>470819
I'm quite sure that Noel and Ollie would try too, both seem to like their acts a little bit too much.

>>470814
I hate that show though. My fat boy got cucked hard.

>>470822
What does that have to do with anything? This conversation is getting too autistic for me. I'm sorry, but I'm out.

>>470822
This. There are multiple type of vtubers but there is only one version of yuri.

>>470822
Correct

>>470695
Yeah. This one pretty much is the yuri standard for vtubers right now. Even if they are not real or real, you can feel the affection in their voices. Once you see these two, you will be able to tell which ones are just business teetee.

Matsuri actually is quite notorious for this. She dumps a lot of affection towards the person she's collabing and then don't mention about it anymore. I think she uses it when she has nothing to talk about. The Matsuri Deck - power compliments and then pervert them. Gottem. Last time I saw her do this was with Nene.

>>470869
Noel... well... I'm 50/50 on that. Flare is the one that is touchy though. Not Noel.

Ollie's shtick. I don't buy it. Maybe if she stop shitting lines to everyone she interacts with? Maybe. Even Marine doesn't really buy her genuineness.

Aqua can be so submissive at times that I can picture her just rolling along if Shion ever suggests it.

>>470632
She's made it very clear in her streams that she likes boobs and feet.

>>470530
Miko x Haachama
Fubuki x Matsuri

The two that are most likely real pairings although Miko's love is probably one-sided.

Coco x Kanata
Okayu x Korone
Noel x Flare

Close enough that their bond is almost sexual but not quite. There are also Shion and Marine who are horny enough go after anyone and probably did each other for all we know.

>>471116
>Noel... well... I'm 50/50 on that. Flare is the one that is touchy though. Not Noel.
Flare seems to me like someone who is just very comfortable with her own sexuality, like cited before, while Noel seems like the one that is getting her sexuality confused with all of this roleplay.
>Ollie's shtick. I don't buy it. Maybe if she stop shitting lines to everyone she interacts with? Maybe. Even Marine doesn't really buy her genuineness.
Nah, I know a couple of girls like her IRL. These barrage of compliments and "flerts" are probably a way to break ice and hide her insecurity/awkwardness. When it comes to the sexuality of these people, they tend to be bi because they end up going with whoever make them feel safe to actually be themselves.
But what do I know? I'm just another schizo here.

>>471275
>There are also Shion and Marine who are horny enough go after anyone and probably did each other for all we know.
I'm fucking sure that they at least made out on that off collab.

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>>471375
That lady has excellent taste.

>>470530
>No pekomoon

>>471293
Yeah. With Noel, maybe we will never know. They are too private but did you watch that thing with Crossick collab with Noel x Flare. It was very apparent that Crossick is way more intimate.

Ollie... I will try to listen to you on that maybe it is just defense mechanism. However, I found it more enjoyable when I saw her suprise collab with Astel. She was shouting my ears out but she wasn't doing this whole defense mechanism thing. She was awkward but honest to him and quite flustered. Very cute.

>>471474

>>471474
Pekora is so straight she doesn't even want to play the teetee game. OR maybe she so gay that she doesn't like to play teetee because will take it too seriously. Moona, her emo iq is of an 8yr old that got to read romance novels. Don't read into too deep.

>>471560
>They are too private but did you watch that thing with Crossick collab with Noel x Flare.
I didn't knew that was a thing, I'll watch it when I can!
>However, I found it more enjoyable when I saw her suprise collab with Astel.
Maybe she's just got more confortable with him for some reason. But yeah, it was pretty cute!

>>471671
>OR maybe she so gay that she doesn't like to play teetee because will take it too seriously
would make two of them

>>471671
She's just the shy and socially awkward type that only secretly interacts with miko in minecraft

>>470007
>North Dakota has the Incest tag
What
>But Alabama has Monster Girls
WHAT
also very based

>>471832
Here is the link to a translated clip of the collab

https://youtu.be/gCYPcuXy0TM

Ollie has potential to be really good with collabs. She's multilingual and has decent stories to share but everything just stops when she forces this whole teetee stuff. I hope she does imrpove.

>>471891
I don't mean that she's not shy. I'm saying the Yuri shit she does is very forced.

I enjoy Moona most when she's just being playful with other people. I would enjoy a Kiara x Moona collab where they just try to beat the shit out of each other. Would be funny af with her blank face

>>470580
gr8 b8

>>471275
Miko has freely admitted its more lust than love. She gets off to big breasted blondes.

>>472852
and yes, its the character. She is a full on Jerry Springer marry your body pillow otaku. Good at hiding it in public though.... when she ever goes out.

>>472892
It was funny to see Miko begging to be on the haachama 3d especially when watame was there.

>>472971
She reciprocated Haachama's kiss a few days ago.
https://youtu.be/BNDNKma3mFU?t=42

>>473089
Yeah. Funny af. Our ojisan will listen to this before she sleeps every night

>>471474
that is an unfortunate foot.

>>473089
>fucking you're waifu elite style

>>473246
what the fuck

>>470007
Most Black people in America live in the South and East Coast. Right where the word Futanari is through VA down to GA is where around 25% of Blacks in the US live.
Whitest areas are the monster girl anal areas.

>>473587
so what you're saying is that blacks are based and cultured?

>>470530
Shion x Okayu are pretty bad actresses.

>>473762
Kangz and Queens, anon.

>>473587
>blacks don't even make up 20% of the population
>trying to pin this on black people
FOR SHAME WH*TOID.

>>473830
I like their pairing because of how much Okayu rejects Shion. You can see Shion grasping at straws and Okayu just flatly trying to say.. "but you're a brat though." Very funny for me.

But I don't really see them as effective as Shion x Aqua where we know Shion does actively support Aqua by buying her merch and going on dates with her and sleeping on the same bed with her. This is all sweet stuff.

Why did you delete the yuricuck image mods? It hit too close to home? Or did some of you guys actually get offended by that and reported it? Kind of pathetic...

Can somebody create a proper vt/u/ber thread after this one died?
Thank you

>>457712
Miko is probably literally borderlining the realm of being a dyke. But she does have attachments to male characters sometimes

>>477968
Did she considers herself male sometimes?

>>457712
>*mental gymnastics through sexually suggestive content between holos*
That really doesn't mean they are actually gay you know that?

>>468417
But would that not mean they are bi?

>>478330
Almost all the time. She plays the character as if she's a chad or an old pervert.

>>470131
But what if i find that guy also attractive? I personally want in my porn for that guy to be attractive and reason why i don't like fapping to ugly old man doujins.

>>479399
A lot of straight girls who are comfortable with their sexuality won't mind skinship or being affectionate to another girl. Especially if they have studied in an all girl school. Honestly, I can imagine Choco sensei going for it all the way with a girl just for the heck of it and still consider herself as straight.

It's the shy, elusive and finnicky ones are the ones that would fall homelive path. I have dated a lot of "straight" girls that never dated women but just men that went right in because they felt the love was just much more than friends. So they may joke about it but you can never know. It's not like we know who really talks to who frequently.

>>470254
Genuinely asking, does it affect your relationship in anyway you being yurifag? Like does you liking yuri only goes with 2D girls?

>>470338
>Calli
She hardly does yuribait though and if anything seems to hate it.

>>479624
>Especially if they have studied in an all girl school
Do you think same goes for males who have been in all boys school?

>>470695
Crossick is the only one that I've seen that I can kind of buy into. All the others are too frustrating to watch because my brain can't tell if it's real or not.

>>479697
I dated real girls and I am not really a yurifag though. I have read some and I do enjoy the cute teetee they do but I'm not watching them because of it. I just find them hilarious. Especially when Aqua fails a lot in her com reps or how grossed out Subaru is with Marine. I'm not into romance heavy stuff.

>>479909
I don't know how they are in all-boys though. I hope a dude hugging them won't creep them out. All-girls for me involved a lot of straight topless girls drunkenly pushing their boobs on my face. Not that I did any weird during school though. But this whole skinship thing gets really old after awhile. You get used to it.

>>480230
Funny thing about Crossick is both of the member was fine working with other male member and the audience are actually fine with it.

>>457712
You can't prove it

PekoMiko
6 more days.

>>479909
Yes. I studied in an all male highschool and we did pretty gay stuff jokingly. And to be fair, after graduation only 1/5th of the boys came out as gay or bi. This is anecdotal but the boys sitting on each other's laps and spanking and kissing cheeks were the straight ones while the shy ones who didn't like the skin ship ended up being the actual gays.

t. One of the bi boys. I was so fucking horny all the time lmao

>>457712
Stop being a clip-only EOP.

>>479697
My girlfriend is a fujoshi so we just accept that we're both weird people and do our own things. As long as there is no cheating involved, it's all fine. I can watch my Sakura Trick in peace, while she reads tons of yaoi lemon. And yes, it mostly only goes with 2D. While I do find IRL lesbians to be hot, it's just not the same.

>>470737
Fuck you I’ll get off to this as many times as I want
https://streamable.com/gbw7v4