/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah... I'm doing my part!

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Big Bug Booba

Carmen HATE

fuck i love this movie

god damn she hates carmen so much

>war, dead, destruction
>still obessed with the NTR

>>45736839
because carmen is a whore

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

CARMEN LOVE
DIZZY HATE

He's a chad...

IRyS isnt a whore.....

>>45736886
>Why do the whores always live?

>>45736839
Why don't you hate carmen, anon? She's a terrible person

>>45736839
carmen doesn't deserve anyone

>>45736950
She's my pure maiden

no air support again?

Do you think she'll watch the sequels?

>>45737012
>air support
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJQphFUI7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJQphFUI7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJQphFUI7Y
soon

>>45737019
I have them downloaded in case but I'm guessing not today

that anti air is bullshit

I want 20 minutes with IRyS...

>>45737019
Are they any good? I've only ever watched this one.

fucking fleet

>>45737064
Wait your turn

>>45737071
The last one where Rico when full Solid Snake riding a mecha is dumb fun just like this.

>>45737071
no

god this woman

>>45737019
I remember the second one being meh.

>>45737071
second one's a fun horror style movie. she might like it with how much horror movies she watches.
third one's ok, it has cool mech suits at least

Is it me or is this military absurdly incompetent

Is there seriously an asshole in member's trying to fucking spoil the movie

>in the crotch, this movie knows
KEK

He deserved that

rip

>>45737390
no one deserved that. they are all hero

>>45737434
Not NTR

>>45737246
Well, kinda. They're arrogant. Those are just stupid bugs, right?

>>45737403
Who's that?

>>45737434
ntr fags deserve it

>>45737246
Just like real life!

>>45737471
Big Boss Rico in the sequel.

That's not chad.
>Too pompous
>Should be more arrogant

>>45737513
It's a cgi movie? Is the 3rd one also cgi?

>>45737662
4th and 5th iirc

IRyS you can't throw a fucking nuke. ITS A NUKE

brain bug looks like cheeb in a cute way...

suddenly the hole in the girls shoulder no longer hurts

>Somehow the bugs are less resilient here

>>45737662
2nd and 3rd are live action like this one. 4th and 5th are cgi

>>45737710
Thats an insult to the brain bug

>>45737736
Bugs have plot armor too,

>>45737736
wdym, the marines leveled up

>>45737726
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

>>45737710
Anon it looks like a queen termite

IT'S AFRAID

ITS AFRAID!!

ZIM LOVE

MR. KRAB GOT THE BUG!

(you)

(Me)

Total kino.

This movie is a meme farm.

>she likes it

>cute claps

God damn kino
SHE LOVED IT

>>45738062
>get sucked by brain bug

based

She liked it!

I really want to play EDF 5 now.

COME ON APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!

everyone like starship troopers

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT WATCH THE SEQUELS

Kino

Come on, you apes, can we get her to watch Robocop?

>she cried
Bros...

>>45738134
I want to sleep now (unless she wants to watch more).
That was fun.

>>45738214
sensei...

>>45738209
fucking this

If you told IRyS that this is supposed to be a satire of and commentary on hyper-fascism instead of a fun sci-fi romp, would she even understand what you're saying?

>>45737710

>>45738214
I'd shed a tear for sensei too. He was based beyond belief

>>45738259
Nope

My hot take is that Starship Troopers 3 and the animated movies are actually good just not as good as 1
2 is downright terrible though

>>45738265
looks like a fat hog

Tremors when?

>>45738259
stop trying to ruin things for her

>>45738259
Nope

>>45738226
She's got stuff to do later so i think this is it.

>>45738259

>>45738259
you're stupid and wrong

>>45738295
based

>>45738265
ITS A CHEEB!!

She loves EDF!

>>45738265
She looks uncircumcised...

>>45738282
Two doesn't have Rico right?

>>45738295
Dude I'd love a Tremors watchalong holy shit

>>45738295
This would be a genuine 10/10

>>45738265
>IT'S AFRAID

>>45738382
Nope.

Man I can't believe I've never seen this movie once in my life. It was fun as fuck. more than unexpected

>>45738382
>doesn't have Rico
correct

>>45738259
Yeah, and They Live is about yuppies, right? lol lmao

>>45738259
Probably not. And honestly who cares? It adds another level of humor for some, but the intent really doesn't change much.

>>45738382
That's right, he comes back in 3

>>45738259
She watched Gundam for boy love what the fuck do you think

Did she enjoy the titties on screen though

>>45738295
Tremors would be so good.
I think Gura watched tremors with members.

>>45738416
*More than I expected wtf was i writing

wait are people who really think this movie is serious and not a fucking parody of an hyper militaristic society??

>>45738282
No. You can like them, but they are nowhere near the craftsmanship of the first one. The first movie is genuine fucking perfection.

>>45738463
She wanted to look away like the dork she is
>Did she forget she has a pair herself?

maybe i should cough up the 5 bucks for a memebership...

>>45738463
yes

>>45738463
No (yes)

>>45738505
Even half of reviews at the time didn't get this and just thought it was a dumb ultra-macho action movie

>>45738505
yes it's a parody. but i think you can also enjoy it seriously

>>45738416
I genuinely cannot recommend Robocop hard enough to you, anon. Please. PLEASE. Paul Verhoeven is just an insanely strong director.

>>45738525
>he doesn't get the gift

I'm pretty sure they did split males and females at least when this movie was made.
In my country at least.

>>45738259
>commentary on hyper-fascism
What was fascist about this movie? the uniforms of the psykers?

>>45738510
She looked down and groped them, gave em a quick lick in the heat of the moment

has IRyS seen The Thing?

>>45738505
you know it can be an enjoyable, non-ironic movie while also making fun of the military right
you psuedo-intellectual zoomers are the worst
learn to enjoy things

>>45738602
yeah mine

>>45738505
you can only get that if you read the novels or watch the sequels, this movie focuses only on the action

>>45738599
Ultranationalism, full propaganda bullshittery, etc.

>>45738505
The did a really shitty job of making it a parody by making the thing that they were supposed to be mocking look really fucking cool.

SHE GETS IT, BROS
MY OSHI IS SMART

kino watchalong

also hyper militarism of society is the correct choice in the face of an extinction level threat, it being a satire doesn't make their decisions less correct, if it wanted to be effective satire the bugs should have been less dangerous

She actually got it, she is more intelligent that (You)

>>45738689
I think that's the point,

She gained 1 intelligence

>>45738505
No, it's more that satires about militarism\fascism usually fail to understand why they are attractive in the first place.

>>45738670
You know jingoism inst exclusively fascist, right?

>>45738731
That's the big brain take.

I'm so happy IRyS is down to try out different movies, I knew she would enjoy this

>>45738731
who asked

THE ROBOCOP SEED IS PLANTED

>>45738750
i-is max int IRyS just brain bug cheebs?

>>45738839
>she sucks you to get smarter

>>45738825
BASED

>>45738731
It is heavily implied that humanity was spreading to the same violent extent as the bugs.

>>45738599
If you didn't pick up on any other clues, it's literally intercut with curated ads on federal network telling you how great military is and how you should enlist NOW.

>>45738800
She likes older movies and I do too to be honest. Everything we've watched has been pretty decent

>>45738825
AND IT'S ALREADY CONFIRMED

>>45738825
She's down for it!

>Robocop next
OH GOD GUYS IT'S HAPPENING

>>45738882
You know americans did the same, right?

Robocopbros won

>>45738890
The Thing and The Fly would be great

>>45738825
That’s a fast working scene

>>45738825
I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU, ANONS.

>>45738882
You know that the military isn't exclusive to fascism right
fucking /pol/tards, go away

>>45738868
she can suck all she wants then

>>45738925
Oh my god you're retarded

wow she really loved it
BASED

>>45738821
All the people saying it's just satire without explaining what humanity was actually doing wrong. Trillions of killer space bugs don't care about how woke and democratic your society is.

Good time, everyone, that was really great. I'll wait for her to read my SC and black out, it's almost 7 am.

>>45738972
Oh my god you dont know what fascism is.

>>45738988
>woke
holy shit i love americans they are so fucking retarded

Tremors 1-3 would at least be based

>>45738890
I genuinely feel like while there are good movies in the current age, they are far and rare in between. Its not like the past decades where fucking gems came out a dozen times a year.

>>45738962
Someone asked "why don't they make movies like this anymore"
This is why
Americans are fucking retarded

>>45739083
I'm probably partly at fault for stopping watching them to be honest. I almost never go to the cinema any more.

>>45739067
I hate when we think alike and it makes me not want to comment that

>>45738988
the military is exceptionally incompetent in this movie. this is one aspect of the satire

based and hikkipilled

IRyS' streaming dungeon

Fuck it, I'm a cheap bastard but I can't afford to miss an experience like this again
I'm buying membership for the first time

kek. It's the opposite for me. It's always dark when she streams and by the end of it the sun comes up.

>>45739193
Not only is she a succubus, she’s also a vampire

>>45739151
Doing what I can with what I've got

>>45739208
You probably should have bought it 2 hours ago

>>45739208
Congrats, you can stop attention whoring now

>>45739237
they both suck... something, according to her so

>>45738988
The military is pretty incompetent. The bugs even show you the optimum attack method, mass drivers from orbit. Attacking on foot when you don't care about the resources on the planet is beyond stupid. It's clear that the government is making this a long war on purpose.

>>45739237
>a vampire
>shinobuRyS
SEXXXX

Nephamily slowly turning to a cult...

Just so you know, humans started the war and the meteor that hit was purposefully allowed through to drum up war support. Also bugs and humans are basically the same brainless bunch hell bent on killing each other because it keeps their societies cohesive.

>>45739318
>It's clear that the government is making this a long war on purpose.
Just like most modern wars.

>>45739318
>It's clear that the government is making this a long war on purpose.
it was me, the military industrial complex!

quote soundpost

>>45739389
War is good for business. We could end the war in Ukraine today with enough Western support.

All i'm saying is, give war a chance!

>>45739359
dont try to argue about, americans only see "military is cool" and cant see past that

>>45739389
>>45739407
wars are costly, only some are profitable. most goverments would try to avoid war when possible

>>45739430
>War is good for business
For few people, while Hans in German needs to pay double for his electricity bill.

>Disney plus
No please...

>>45739548
Yeah, a lot of people miss out. Especially ordinary people.
Arms dealers are making bank though

MARVEL BOYS LET'S GO!

Predator is on Disney plus

>>45738731
The society in the starship troopers didnt become hypermilitaristic because of the bugs but because of a breakdown in society where the political classes fucked up, what arose from the ashes was something similar to the roman republic in which you had to either be a military serviceman or work for other related industries in order to vote, you could choose not to work in either at the cost of not casting a ballot.

>>45739486
>most goverments would try to avoid war when possible
If the war happens in their country.

I'm not recommending Tremors but I want to..

>I have to leave soon, guys
>Wait hold on there's a keyboard tangent

Imagine going from Starship Troopers and Robocop to Star Wars and MCU

>>45739548
Yes, and those few people are the ones who pull the levers of government. Any government. None are immune, because all are made up of people.

where do i find a based nephilim gf

>>45739783
i'm going to intervene in the timeline so we go from robocop to aliens and event horizon instead

>>45739783
i like star wars

>>45739783
>to Star Wars and MCU
It's like a bridge collapsing under your car.

>>45739829
Tokyo. She's mine though. You can't have her

>>45739359
Nice fan theory brah, I bet Neo was in a second matrix too xd

>>45739783
Robocop into Jurassic park please

>>45739783
The Thing would be nice.

>>45739783
>Robocop
yes
>Star wars
only the old ones
>MCU
eeeeeeewwwwww

>>45739885
maybe. how would you explain Neo power extends to the real world?

>>45739783
i like the classic trilogy and clone wars

If we were to watch Star Wars it should be the one with incest otherwise it would be too boring

>>45739783
I seriously hope some faggots in chat don't convince her to watch Nerd Wars

>>45739931
What's that? I think I've heard of it before but don't remember what/where

>>45739783
We're going to suggest The Thing and Tremors after Robocop just to stay on the right path.

>>45739909
MCU phase 1 and 2 were kino

>>45739926
>hope han dies he ntr'd luke!

>>45739970
Star Wars

We should recommend Tremors

>>45740010
Oh. Star Wars is fine. Especially the earlier stuff. The modern post-Disney stuff is shit though

why the fuck would someone think IRyS would get that reference

The Nazis objectively had the drip

>>45739909
Iron Man is good, just the first one

The movie was very cool and it directly inspired some of the coolest pieces of sci-fi work that ever came out of Japan.
I find it hilarious how the usual retards are taking the chance to sound smart.
"Military is bad" lol fuck you. Militarized humanity = fucking cool stories.

>>45739783
I hope Starship Troopers gets her into more war movies in general. Hope we get Inglorious Basterds one day.

>>45740120
Hate to break it to you but women don't generally like war movies

>>45738825
SCENE 27 LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

>>45740098
agree

>>45740120
Black Hawk Down soon

i dont want to watch a single star shit wars
overrated crap

>>45740180
>>45740120
Inglorious Basterds is pretty good if I remember it right. I haven't watched it in ages though.
It's not like most war movies

>>45740220
Too boring for her.

>>45740262
That's just a move set during a war, it's not a war movie

>>45739783
Replace the MCU with TASM and the didney Spiderman movies.
Into the spiderverse can go straight into the trash.

>>45740220
damn she aint finishing that shit
thats way too sufferkino even for her

Starship Invasions watchalong when?

>>45740262
that's not a war movie

>>45740286
TASM 1 and 2 were cool a shit

>$105m budget
>Only $120m in box office
yeah it definitely flopped

>>45740314
In the alternate timeline

>>45740120
I know everybody is supposed to praise the ground Tarantino walks on, but the only part of Inglorious Basterds I really enjoyed was the opening sequence.

>war movie
Jojo Rabbit then.

>>45739919
Could be, but confidently stating it as a fact about the movie is retarded, like your post

>>45735818
Cheeb made it off Klendathu. She was hiding in Fauna's house

>>45740331
>>45740285
That'll be why I remember it being pretty good then.

>>45740121
Nah its gay and repetitive.

>>45740366
I feel like IRyS would genuinely love Jojo Rabbit

>>45740334
yea. i liked andrew garfield as spidey

>Robocop
>RE dumb movies marathon
>Predator/Alien
>FAFNER S1 finale
TRUST THE PLAN

>>45740358
I generally like his movies but I thought IB was pretty bad and confused

>>45739783
I liked star wars as a kid but I can't stand it these days. It's just... bad. And I mean more than just the new trilogy

>>45740438
Best Spider-man but worst Parker.

>>45740334
I really enjoyed it, plus they actually filmed in NYC.

IRyS should watch Roughnecks

>>45740479
Star Wars is completely and utterly trite in current year

I just want her to watch Tropic Thunder

Valkyrie when?

>>45740499
good taste anon

>>45740479
I will die on my hill that Empire Strikes Back is the only truly great Star Wars film and the entire series has somehow been riding on its back to this day

Matrix watchalong next

What's YOUR favorite actor anon?

>>45740567
based

>>45740612
I'll keep you standing on your hill, brother. We die together

>>45740650
arnold

>>45740650
Don't have one

Edge of Tomorrow would be great too.

>>45740567
>Tropic Thunder
I don't want her to get attacked by blue checkmark faggots.

>>45740575
yeah but the german version

>>45740612
I like attack of the clones because I think the clones are badass

>everybody saying how the visual effects hold up for such an old movie
>i was 17 when it came out

>>45740668

>>45739783
Wait I stepped out to take my dog outside did she get convinced not to fucking watch Robocop

>>45740647
>Showing older movies to IRyS
>She ends up enjoying them all
This is the fucking true GFE

>>45740650
My all time favorite actor is definitely Anthony Hopkins

would IRyS like bruce willis movies
die hard, 12 monkeys etc

>>45740677
THIS

>>45740702
I was 2 years old

>>45740650
Myself

arguing with you it make realize dead of the author is real, the director intentions dont matter, all that matters is the audience feelings, its fascinating

>>45740726
IRyS is afraid of the scene of the guy getting his dick shot off

>>45740764
Focus on your stream, IRyS.

>>45740650
probably keanu he's just a cool dude

>>45740682
Her last watchalong literally called trans people detached from reality. I think she's fine

>>45740724
Terminator watchalong...

>>45735818

>>45740612
4 was a better standalone movie imo. but 5 is amazing for all the setup and being actually good because lucas didn't direct it

>>45740756
Maybe The Fifth Element.

>>45740764
ToT

>>45740773
If the director "intended" it to be some scathing criticism of militarism he wouldn't have made it a cool movie
You're a bunch of fucking pseuds trying to read too far into things

>>45740810
She's actually older than me by a few months (I think)

>>45740764

>>45740726
No, she talked about maybe getting Disney+ and chat spammed Star Wars and MCU movies were good

>>45740745
don't hurt me like this, anon

i don't know if i can handle it

>>45740848
>director "intended"
the director literrally said it was his intention lmao

Jumanji soon

>>45740848
>he doesn't know

>>45740888
There's obviously some satire in there, but that doesn't accurately describe the entire movie

I want a big TV too. It's been hard to resist buying one of those massive LG HDR TV's given how they're priced competitively now.

Right, we settle this quickly before it gets out of hand.
Pirates was only good up until the 3rd movie

A song of the south soon

>>45740994
the mouse won't be very happy about that

Honestly the romance shit in PotC seems right up her alley

>>45740992
>not watching the whole Barbossa arc
shamefur dispray

>>45740992
Who is legit going to disagree with you? You're right

After that, she just guaranteed we're going to be stuck with Pirates eventually.

To be fair, at least the first one is fun enough and she'd probably love it.

>>45740992
I havent een watched the first.

>>45740992
Yes

>>45740992
the music of pirates is goated

>>45741048
That last fucking film has that fucking modern feminist woman character in who makes it such a slog. Jesus Christ its so out of place

>>45740992
People... disagree with this? What kind of subhuman?
>>45741064
Honestly do yourself a favor, anon. The trilogy is some of my favorite popcorn cinema

>>45740992
i don't think this is a controversial opinion

>>45740992
No shit.

>>45741095
anon, it's literally a ripoff of the gladiator ost
damn temp tracks

>>45740702
I was maybe 15, I don't remember the graphics being good or bad at the time. But when I rewatched it on Neftlix last year I actually did think the ship scenes looked pretty good.

Damn, early end. I guess I should catch up on the previous stream. Eight hours, huh? I had to stop probably a third of the way through because it was nearing 3AM and I had to sleep. Did she acknowledge the girth of that stream?

TAKING A SHOWER WITH IRYS UWAH
NOT LETTING HER GET OUT OF THE SHOWER UNTIL YOU FINISH SCRUBBING HER UWAH

SHE WAS UNWASHED AND FRAGRANT THIS WHOLE TIME

>>45740773
You love authorial intent? Then maybe try reading the original book the movie is based on which thinks their militaristic society is based.

>IRyS should watchalong Terminator
>IRyS should watchalong Blade Runner
>IRyS should watchalong Triumph of the Will
There's only so much time she can devote to this, you guys.

SMELLY NERD WATCHING MOVIES IN THE MORNING I NEED TO LICK HER CLEAN

Envision the aroma.

>>45741207
IRYS IS A MARATHON WATCHER,WITH DOUBLE OR EVEN TRIPLE FEATURES IT'S POSSIBLE

>>45741170
She woke up early. I'm amazed she's taking morning showers at all now. Didn't she used to shower before bed?
This is a new development

I'M NOT ALONE

>>45740986
What do you want to get? LG C2?

>>45741207
>terminator
Man, I love terminator, but I recently rewatched the first and thought it was shit. All my good memories are from 2

>>45741235
She has to go preview a sound room. Who would turn up stinking?

>>45741098
>do yourself a favor
Nah, it's one of those "not for me" things. The few times i've tried to watch movies that give me that feeling i've regretted it because they indeed are not for me despite clearing my mind of any prejudice.

>>45741191
yeah i am familiar with the book, wich makes this movie reaction more fascinating, i love convos like this

>>45741282
True.
Does that mean she didn't shower before her sleep though. Or maybe she got bed sweat?

>>45741282
You gotta make sure the smells don't leak out of the room too

>>45741297
That's fine anon, just remember
when IRyS watches it you have no choice in the matter

>>45741207
Terminator 2 is literally one of the greatest fucking movies of all time and nothing will top the fucking scenes with the truck and helicopter.

RATE THE WATCHALONG

>>45741297
I think Pirates is one of those things where at the time it was really fun and novel, and afterwards it spawned a billion copycats or films trying to emulate a lot of its core appeal, which in retrospect makes it harder to get into.

>>45741273
watch Rise of the Machines and Salvation and see if you like them

>>45741381
That's just how it should be.
I put up with Fafner for her.

>>45741394
Joining her in the shower/10

>>45741394
DOING MY PART/10

>>45741394
She's been on a roll. Another 11/10 stream.

>>45741394
Rico deserves a fucking harem after all that fucking bullshit/10

>>45741389
God, imagine IRyS going into T2 completely blind and not even knowing that Arnie is the good Terminator and the cop is the bad guy.

I'd kill to see that reaction in a watchalong.

>>45741394
the cute dork actually loved it/10

>>45741394
Kino

>>45741394
WANT TO KNOW MORE?/10
It was super fun and enjoyable. IRyS’ reactions to everything made the watchalong as per usual. Sasuga NTRyS

I'm gonna go join IRyS in the co-ed shower now

>>45741412
I've seen them both. I was pretty lukewarm on them other than a couple neat moments

>>45741463
>IRyS going into T2 completely blind and not even knowing that Arnie is the good Terminator and the cop is the bad guy.
Chat would spoil it before she even pressed play

>>45741394
It was fun.
I need to sleep before the sun comes up now.

>>45741492
She's going to dream about taking a shower with all the IRyStocrats now.

>>45741440
so does that mean it made the top 10 IRyS streams list?

https://taxheaven3000.com/

Someone mod this and replace Iris with IRyS.

Time to shower with IRyS so she can do my part

>>45741394
THE WHORE SHOULD HAVE DIED/10

>>45741394
Kino/10

>>45741394
I didnt expect her to get so invested into the movie to the point characters dying would make her cry/10. I'm glad i pulled the trigger on the membership.

i like terminator 1 more than 2, both are fucking great but i have a soft spot for the lower budget of 1, cameron did a lot of good shit with his resources

Terminator was really good but I think it probably wouldn't be as impactful today considering how overloaded movies are with special effects and action scenes

>>45741551
Top 1 watchalong.

>>45741412
>Salvation
I fucking hope they make a sequel for it. It's not that good if you compare it, but at least it's so much better than anything after it.

>>45741591
Kyle Reece is a fucking chad that whole movie and makes me think of Future Trunks.
because Trunks was inspired by him obviously

That was a lot of fun. Glad she loved the movie and got invested in it too. Good night bros

>>45741607
A good slasher flick doesnt need fancy modern cgi, plus the stop motion endoskeleton is scary as fuck.

>Nobeta
>Starship troopers
DINO CRISIS THIS YEAR

Well idk about you niggers but imma watch Tower play Holocure as my Nephilim wife.

>>45741532
I wonder if there's any other movie that's been historically spoiled through pop culture osmosis or trailers that she'd be able to go completely blind into.

>>45741772
you will get exo primal and you will be happy

>>45741772
Don't give me false hope

>>45741703
its not a slasher flick its an action movie

>>45741772
Maybe if CAPCOM gets enough money for the remake.

>>45741923
Too late, they're remaking RE:5 next.
I'm never getting that remake.

>>45741772
A Dino Crisis Remake hasn't even been announced. It won't come out this year. And even if they have perms for the originals, IRyS would have to play on the original hardware. Considering how long it's taken her to open her PS4, those chances are pretty low.

>>45741907
Terminator is 100% a low budget horror-slasher of the era, while T2 is its action-focused upgrade.

Very similar to the progression from Alien to Aliens, in that regard.

>>45741907
Terminator is by definition a slasher movie, the second one is an action movie.

>>45741798
Maybe the matrix?

IRyS play Counter-Strike 2 please

>>45742100
>>45742069
i was talking about the second one, i forget the first existed

>>45742007
I snubbed myself by sending the supa right before Christmas break. I should have waited but I'd already waited long enough by that point and was impatient.
I will try again eventually

>>45742103
98% sure she's said she watched it before

>>45742104
>ywn jump up and down in celebration with terroristRyS after taking site B with her
it hurts...

>>45742103
Yeah, I guess "is Neo actually The One" without knowing ahead of time how things end would be the closest you could get without chat spoiling it immediately.

>>45741772
She's going to play Exo Primal this year!

>>45742155
>terroristRyS
TerroRySt was right there bro...

>>45742196
The only real cultural spoiler for the Matrix is what happens after you take the red pill

>>45742103
>>45742147
i can't remember when/if she outright said she watched the originals but i don't think she would have bothered watching resurrections if she hadn't

>>45742234
...
I will now sudoku as apology

>>45742208
I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS SUGGESTING EXOPRIMAL CHEEB, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!
DON'T DENY ME MY DESTINY

>>45742237
You wake up in the real world with Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan looking down upon you

would IRyS like John Wick

>>45742315
oh no send me back

>>45742309
Shit game

>>45742340
the ship dies in the beginnig tho...

>>45742104
i dont think they have cs perms. if they do, why the hell do they play apex so often?

>>45742315
>Jordan Peterson
Based
>Joe Rogan
Cringe

>>45742332
El Goblina...
>>45742340
>dead wife
>no kissing
>no romance
>no NTR
no

would IRyS like No Country For Old Men

>>45742309
STOP IT CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S ENJOYING IT???

>>45742365
pretty romantic motivation for going on a blood-thirsty killing spree though, in a way

>>45742247
think she mentioned she watched them when resurrections was still in theaters. but i kinda don't expect her to have watched the third one. unless she was really into seeing what happens with neo and trinity

>>45742315
My rooms already clean and i'm in the icebath now

>>45742340
of course not

She should do a Breaking Bad watchalong

>>45742456
I'd have to make more soundposts...
Fauna should join in for it

>>45742456
I can't believe Hank retired from federal military service fighting the bugs to join the DEA
now he's fighting the bugs in the south

>>45742403
She might get disturbed but she could enjoy it

>>45742384
>>45742104
They could probably get them. I really can't see Valve saying no.
Counterstrike is shit though

>>45742397
it's got a dog though...

>>45742527
Plebeian taste, anon

>>45742456
Yes, but it'd be awful because IRyS would refuse to binge it in one sitting so it'd drag on forever

>>45742591
I wanna hear IRyS do her own version of "Skylar White yo"

>>45742582
do not sex the dog

Oblivion movie watchalong

>>45742584
All FPS games are shit, including Apex. Only single player FPS games are good.
In my angsty teenage years I played nothing but CoD Blackops but I'm mature now.

>>45742645
You were born after multiplayer FPS games were good

>>45742645
For streaming, yes FPS is shit. But otherwise certain FPS games are goated

>>45742645
Also MW3

>>45742675
>goated
this sounds even stupider than 'based'

>>45742645
Holy bad taste, jesus
No wonder you think FPS is shit if all you played is Blackshart

>>45742641
I thought you meant the game for a second

Is Metroid Prime an FPS? If so, it's the only FPS I've ever played.

>>45742645
you sound like filthy casual

>>45742726
me too cheebs... me too...

>>45742748
To determine if a game is FPS, ask yourself
>is it first person
If no it is not an FPS
>is it a shooter
If no it is not an FPS
If your response to both of these are yes, then it is an FPS

>>45742748
>Metroid Prime
if it is first person and has shooting, yes

>>45742748
I think she'd like Metroid. Samus X Ridley has got some forbidden love type vibes too it aswell so she can go wild

>>45742724
What should I play then?

I also have vague memories of playing Halo and Gears of War when I was young. Battlefield too.

I can't be fucked nowadays though. It's too much of a time sink and this coming from someone with too much time on his hands

>>45742726
Same. I loved Skyrim but Good

Step the fuck back, this is what she should watch next. English dub because the OST rocks and Malcolm's dad voices Fei Long.

>>45742810
FPS games are supposed to be played on PC for starters

>>45742847
>forgot the pic
It am retardo

>>45742803
>Samus X Ridley

>>45742860
Yeah, I was a console gamer growing up. That's probably part of the problem. I barely even game at all anymore. I don't want to waste the money for starters (unless a game is on sale)