/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking

Hololive sites
>https://holo.poi.cat/
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

Full list at https://pastebin.com/nCGZL1Lp

I am a professional hymen inspector and I can tell you Kanata's hymen is intact.

>>45704380
This time it's actually used properly.
Both Miko and Kanata pander to unicorn, but Kanata is a "bit" more extreme.

>>45704399
why does it matter to you? it's not like you're watching her

>>45704213
Tasting History.

Okay, can >we pretend that the last thread didn't happened?
I felt my IQ drop to Aqua level reading all that

One million in a little over 8 days.

>Kanata
What the fuck did I miss? There's nothing in the catalogue

>Failed to reach 200 IP in time last thread
subar job of attracting all the retards in one place, /#/

>Botted response

* FINAL TALLY OF THE DAY *
>160,044: Suisei (Hololive)
>140,587: Chiroru (Indie)
>37,202: Miko (Hololive)
>35,452: Pekora (Hololive)
>26,894: Lize (Nijisanji)
>22,166: Subaru (Hololive)
>20,116: Laplus (Hololive)
>19,699: Watame (Hololive)
>19,699: Maimoto (Nijisanji)
>17,130: Iroha (Hololive)
>16,885: Fauna (Hololive)
>15,494: Sena (VSPO)
>15,366: Koyori (Hololive)
>14,526: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>14,203: Lauren (Nijisanji)
>13,433: Fauna (Hololive)
>11,997: VSPO (VSPO)
>11,979: Fuwa (Nijisanji)
>11,977: Ibrahim (Nijisanji)
>11,685: Tamaki (Noripro)
>11,551: Sasaki (Nijisanji)
>10,848: Kaede (Nijisanji)
>10,685: Nene (Hololive)
>10,200: Nerumero (Indie)

my cute wife

Thid thread won't be better

>Kiara Metroid
>Bae Zatsu
>IRyS mengen Starship Troopers watchalong
Uh, is there other scheduled HoloEN public stream tomorrow or are we going to look at an empty EN tally?

Did minecraft last year has niji flirting with male?

>>45704502
She is being her usual self but that isn't enough for people with cock on their mind

>>45704494
I'd prefer this thread do its intended job as the containment thread during these times.

Suishit

>>45704520
>MARCH 2023 GOLDS
1) Nerumero (Indie) - 32,543 - Genshin gacha
2) Mio (Hololive) - 42,700 - Mahjong tournament
3) Gura (Hololive) - 67,405 - 3D showcase
4) Toya (Nijisanji) - 68,467 - Oekaki no Mori tournament
5) Miko (Hololive) - 138,977 - 3D birthday live
6) Marine (Hololive) - 39,525 - Minecraft w/Kanata
7) Miko (Hololive) - 42,738 - Soulcalibur 6
8) Pekora (Hololive) - 52,296 - Clubhouse 51 totsu
9) Subaru (Hololive) - 33,648 - Minecraft
10) Suisei (Hololive) - 45,471 - Micomet mocopi Switch Sports
11) Lamy (Hololive) - 44,322 - Clubhouse 51 w/Kanata, Chloe & Marine
12) Shion (Hololive) - 96,477 - 3D birthday live
13) Hal (Neo Porte) - 139,050 - VSaikyo 5 teams announcement
14) Pekora (Hololive) - 32,152 - Minecraft
15) Koyori (Hololive) - 106,097 - 3D birthday live
16) Subaru (Hololive) - 34,808 - SMOK One-Block Minecraft
17) Pekora (Hololive) - 34,863 - Slither.io
18) Hololive (Hololive) - 103,296 - Hololive 4th fes day 1 free part
19) Hololive (Hololive) - 95,002 - Hololive 4th fes day 2 free part
20) Pekora (Hololive) - 38,617 - Minecraft
21) Chiroru (Indie) - 97,523 - WBC semi-final watchalong
22) Suisei (Hololive) - 160,044 - 5th anniversary 3D live

>PER COMPANY
18x: Hololive
2x: Indie
1x: Neo Porte, Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
4x: Pekora
2x: Hololive, Miko, Subaru, Suisei
1x: Chiroru, Gura, Hal, Koyori, Lamy, Marine, Mio, Nerumero, Shion, Toya

>2023 GOLDS
>PER COMPANY
62x: Hololive
14x: Nijisanji
3x: Indie
1x: Neo Porte, VSPO

>PER STREAMER
24x: Pekora
6x: Marine
4x: Subaru, Toya
3x: Hololive, Miko, Mio, Suisei
2x: Koyori, Kuzuha, Lamy, Nerumero, Nijisanji, Okayu, Towa
1x: Chiroru, Choco, Gaku, Gura, Hal, Himawari, Hinano, Ina, Kiara, Mito, Mori, Nozomi, Polka, Roco, Shion, Watame, Yashiro

>>45704581
another day, another hologold

we didn't learn anything last thread

Give me the most mentally ill chuuba I want to oshi her.

>>45704341
I think I understand now. It's not cuckoldry. It's self-importance. These faggots feel extremely important and heroic when they say these things to her. It makes them feel better about themselves when they ENABLE the chuba to do what she wants. It's extremely pathetic that they need to do that in order to feel important in their sorry lives.

>>45704622
Wakaranai...

>japanese do long form video uploads
>numbers autismo
>it even has EN subs
https://youtu.be/1n-qTnhsKto

Found and Explained Vtuber when?

>>45704407
>HOLOLIVE BOARD
>HOLOLIVE THREAD

>>45704628
fallenshadow for english

>>45704622
Speak for yourself, I learned that Chloe is a doctor.

Enna is shocked at how cucked her audience actually is
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er9E7cIM9iY&t=3270

Aloucucks are real

>>45704549
Mori Calliope Ch. has an alcoholism stream at 22 jst

>>45704489
Because her retardation is putting the other holos in the Minecraft event in a tough and awkward spot.

Mori wasn't talking about EN3, rather a Myth version of Ministry on April fools.

>>45704526
>Suisei won against baseball
>Matuli being used as bait against unicorn AGAIN
>Kanatan spregged out in mengen
>Mori anti doxxed himself, AND confirmed bestiality fuck, AND being a fucking knowyourmeme editor

Yeah, I'm thinking nuclear wasteland out of 10

>>45704521
>wife
bimbo

>>45704622
We learned that Kanata is a terminally ill online menhera.

>>45704669
Yes I am one of the aloucucks. It is my dream for her to finally have a partner (me).

>>45704669
>>45704634

>>45704706
>spoiler
wait, what was that?

>>45704724
We knew that long ago

>>45704724
Aren't we all?

>>45704628
Nanashi Mumei from HololiveEN

>>45704495
as much as I hate Mori, props to her for this achivement, however having said that I expect another yab soon around april.

>>45704567
Based. Suishit sucks.

>>45704756
thanks for the palette cleanser anon

>>45704622
We learned that Cover JP management is now too similar to EN actively engaging in warfare against unicorns. This is a bad omen of things to come. Watch!

>>45704739

>>45704724
Everyone on this site is terminally and mentally ill

>>45704800
i'm having a flash of when she feeds chat with that kind of food play, shes truly a psycho

>>45704407
Another day, another HoloGold
Feels good to be a HoloChad

>>45704838
Keep blaming management cuck. Kanata needs to be commited to an asylum before she damages Hololive.

>>45704213
If you're still here, Thomas Straker is quite good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgzbxGRCA8E

Management used Kanata to taunt unicorns.

fuck it, have a parade parade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0usYxw3pko

Parade, Parade, Parade!
kagaya kundayo yo bi au koe wo aizu ni
Parade, Parade, Parade!
saga shiniyuku suta-to ha nando datte

tada hito ri goto wo tsudu tta
tada haji maritakute hashi ta
too ku kura garini tomo tta
soreha mabu shi su gita namae
soreha yasa shi su giru omo i de motto
chika zuke to te wo no bashita
omo igakezu musu bi a tta
hora ima
maigo ha
“bokura” ni natta

Parade, Parade, Parade!
kagaya kundayo
kuya shisamo itoo shisamo tsu rete oide
kaze, yume, hane
to bi ta terusa
sasayakana ino ri wa hikari
o warinaki kizashi
kimi wo tsuke ta koto
mune wo hareru yo
koko kara
kore kara
Our Bright Parade, Parade!

mada tayo rinai yokan wo
uta ou hazukashiku nante naiyo
daremo to kenai imajinari-
itsukamata a eru omajinai
ano hi zero ni hajimatta suto-ri-
kazoe kirenai kotonoha
kazoeruyouna omo ijanaisa
hora ima
“bokura” wo
hito tsuto yo bou

Parade, Parade, Parade!
utsuku shiindayo
yurushi a eru setsuna
yoruha kirameku
ame, hare, kareido
matatonai sora
fusawa shii tabiji toha
kimi to aru koto sa
kimi to aru koto nanda

“tadaima” wo ki ke ba
“okaeri” tte sakebuyo
a tari mae ja nai ka

Parade, Parade, Parade!
kagaya kundayo
kura gariwo mi tasu no ha
kimi da boku da!

Parade, Parade, Parade!
kagaya kundayo
kuyashisamo itooshisamo tsu rete oide
kaze, yume, hane
to bi ta teru sa
sasayaka na inori wa hikari
o warinaki kizashi
kimi to tobikondeyuku
suteki na suta-to sa
koko kara kore kara
Our Bright Parade, Parade!
Our Bright Parade, Parade!

https://twitter.com/TheArro61107359/status/1638545224355176450
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAGET FUCKED LEECHES

>>45704706
Uhh qrd on that last one?

>june for sure
>july for su- ACK
>october for sure
>november for sure
>jan- AC
>holofes for sure
>holoenconnect for sure

>>45704724
>learned

>>45704918
stfu nijinigger

>>45704921
it was very effective, but it also hurt itself in confusion

Kanata has been getting real good numbers recently. Hope she doesn't take another break because of this.

>>45704724
>we
i already knew that retard

>>45704946
>clueless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y9MpNcAitQ
COUNTER STRIKE 2 IS HERE FPS CHADS

>>45704971
a faggot staff from knowyourmeme
he's pretty disliked there too
t.KYM lurker

>>45704975
Honestly, I thought Holofes would be the one.

>>45705020
She's playing Sekiro tomorrow

>>45704918
>damages Hololive
she is currently the only one that is actively trying to save it and you know it thats why you falseflag, stupid nijinig. Thats what you want. Destruction of walled garden.

>"someone in chat asked about new gen
>You never know what will happen if new friends join us, right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>if new friends join us, right?
>getting excited for more friends
>for more friends
>B-But it's not a hint! I don't know anything!

For the april fools she already teased about sheriff on twitter

now kanata have drama buff
she is first army now

>>45705031
I can't wait for the JP vtubers to all ignore this and continue playing Valorant.

>>45705031(me)
https://counter-strike.net/cs2

>>45704918
You and your ilk doesn't watch her anyway

>>45704918
kys nijinigger

>>45704918
The only ones damaging hololive is homocollabers like Suishit.

>>45704971
Guy has been obsessively updating the Mori horse audio page and shitposting suddenly stopped on /hlgg/ when he got doxxed and a “random” anon kept playing defense for him and calling everyone simps

>>45704918
>damages Hololive
how? by avoiding males (which majority of Holo fans are happy with)??? KEK

>>45704946
kek

>>45705083
there's a tempering phase to be a first army?

KOKO KARA KORE KARA

>>45705134
you too, kys nijinigger

>>45704800
Mooms is the good kind of menhera, she only damages her body not those around her.

>>45705134
Suishit was too busy organizing her next male collab to invite Miko to the 3D Live.

>>45705112
WIth source 2 tools

>>45705031
Finally a good shooter game.
Ame hell EN will ironically incline if they will grind.

>>45705134
This is true. Suisei has bankrupted Cover several times over by now.

>>45704918
Giving (You)s to this kind of shitty bait is why numbers will never have good baits again.

>>45704971
>>45671101

>>45705079
EN3 would revive the entire industry or become the first 3views on Hololive EN.
No in-between like Council

>>45705186
this, basically she is the Kotonoha type of menhera not the Sekai type

>>45705079
jwu, any timestamp??? is it really EN3?

>>45705242
>ame grinding a game proper
lol

>>45705237
people will just remake maps from Halo with this aren't they?

>>45705145
Yeah based unicorn chad!! Another Rushia would be awesome!! As long as we stick it to those male collabers like Matsuri and Suishit.

>>45705242
Counter-strike has zero appeal to women, anon. No one besides Botan will play it.

>>45705145
I think there’s a difference between not doing a male collab and apologizing for some interaction with males in business/industry but what do I know maybe just me.

>>45704957
I'm a bit suprised Kobo got 9k.
From the way people talk about ID some act like they're sooo much better than EN based on sub count but its clear she's middle tier at best based on her CCV

>>45705328
I doubt Botan would just because it's the same type of ultracompetitive shit she doesn't want to get back into.

>>45705360
Why do you care? It's her own decision

I wonder if Suisei used the upgraded Hololive's studio or Bushiroad's studio. It's smoother than usual and the tracking works great for the band.

maybe put your bot to watch your crumbling EN branch instead of shitting this thread sis?

AAAHHHHH AAAHHHHH AAAHHHHH HELP MEEEEE!
> I'M BECOMING!

>>45705417
putting that sponsor money to good use

>>45705422
watching a stream?? sisters would never....

>>45705417
Suishit is a homo lover

>>45705145
>Avoiding males
>Kneeling to schizos and now she will be a slave of every anti in existence
SAME THING right unicornchad?

>>45705237
and SFM2?

>>45705403
Just my two cents lil bro

>>45705478
that's why I said to put their bots to watch them...

>>45705417
>Advertising the Bandori anniversary concert in front of 150k live viewers and at least a million views afterwards
I wonder how much they paid for that

>>45705482
Those who demand male collabs sound quite unhinged, why do we want them in the fanbase?

>>45705523
>bots are a reflection of their developers

>>45705395
she did a shill stream of steam deck, probably will do one for CS2

>>45705527
They paid with RAS

>Gen 3-6 and Gamers, GFE heaven and Towa
>Gen 0-2, bunch of male collabers and Subaru
what happened?

>>45705417
Yes, the tracking on both background dancer and her dance was also really on point also in case you didn’t know the background dancer were yes real people and not mmd.

>>45705565
>even their bots are lazy

>>45705527
Suisei demanded their presence and for the band to have sex with Miko

>>45705237
>a CS map of the Hololive office where you rescue yagoo and a-chan who are hostages
it's going to happen.

>>45705527
Anon sui paid them to be there and part of the stipulation was announcing the concert.

Is Nijisanji EN dead for good, bros?
Has the evil been defeated?

>>45705242
Ame will play it but no one else in EN likes FPS aside from kiiiiinda mumei

>>45705580
Old guard doesnt have schizo fanbases

>>45705616
the bot still here so no

>>45705605
I will play the shit outta it if it has full mod support
playing with Hololive skins seems pretty fun

>>45705616
It's like Jason, it keeps coming back.

>>45705606
Why would she? She's bigger than bandori at the moment.

Lesbian holos when?

>>45705546
Who even demand male collab, pointing out kanata is retarded is begging for collab now?

Flare is such a bitch for ignoring that fan-made game someone did for her. It's a well made game too.

>>45705593
https://twitter.com/araki__yuka/status/1638524114259546117
Yeah it was 4 people which is surprising to me since usually it's just 1 people copied to 2.

>>45705631
How many times has Ame played Counterstrike? Like twice? Once I remember really close to debut when her teammate flashbanged her and she got clipped over getting mad.

>>45705708
call foobs

>>45705391
>believing what larping nigger said about kobo vs en
yea the true retard. or maybe an actual niji nigger wanting to start holo vs holo again

>38k views
>81k likes
numberbros explain how this happened

>>45705580

>>45705709
Sovl

>>45705735
P much she hasnt touched it very much at all. She did some box opening stream once to like 16k peak viewers. Then i think at least one more csgo stream after that one.

>>45705757
>1 hour ago
how new?

>>45704520
>160,044: Suisei (Hololive)
Suisei gold? IMPRESSIVE BEYOND WORDS.

>>45705757
43k sane people that use adblock

>>45705683
>She's bigger than bandori at the moment
Let's not talk about her body size.

>>45705709
i told you, the shadow dancers were female

>>45705456
What am I supposed to become now?! Do I turn Wamy or do I turn unicorn? Or do I get horns while I become Wamy?!

>>45705735
She hasn't played it much but it's a debut game for her so I expect she'll play it for that reason, like Gura playing maneater again

>>45705757
Not finished processing, retard

Kino screenshot

>>45704946
>Youtube struck the only clipper who clipped Fauna's karaoke
>He actually got good views with it too
It's over for Fauna. Neal is coming for you.

>>45704581
>62x: Hololive
>14x: Nijisanji
Kind of an ass whopping.

Shondo shitting on nijisanji

>>45705631
Gura played overwatch/gundam IIRC also ID probably gonna play it.
Gura probably ok for a team collab doubt she will play it solo.

speaking of clippers
wtf happened to sushi?
he's completely gone from my recommendation page

>>45704780
>>45704971
>>45664489

>>45705907
fauna has bad luck...

>>45705907
>Youtube struck the only clipper who clipped Fauna's karaoke
why?

>>45705941
came back in my recommendations recently

>>45705923
Literally?

>>45706061
scat is forbidden

>>45704946
damn
poor fauna, she has few good clippers

>>45705079
>new friends
More bois?

>>45705527
They forgot to put a date though.

>>45704946
TOP KEK
>fuck around and find out

>>45704800
That day moom snapped and killed both Moona and Kaela was absolutely top tier menhera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkux-TSKaf0

>>45705978
See
>>45610722
>>45610967
>>45611159
You can thank me for that

holy fuck the thread is fucking dead
is there any yabs on catalog or are the shitposters got banned?

>>45704920
Suzy...your dancing....thank god for your voice is all ill say

>>45706061
>2434 more like 1984
a tldr from her fans, i hope that shitter of shondo clipper doesn't make a oot clip like the twitter freaks one

>>45705757
EN is giga-culled.

>>45706210
>TOP KEK
Are you one of these faggots? >>45706227
Fuck off, tourist.

>>45706227
>unarchived
isnt it the archvied part tough?

>>45704946
MOST INFLUENTIAL HORSE FUCKERS

>>45706264
Heimin can't even win against Watamate

>>45706231
Seaniggers are asleep

>>45705941
Dumbass privated a bunch of videos. The algorithm doesn't like that. Fortunately for him, he starts popping on my recommendations.

>>45706315
I'm still up tho?

>>45706264
>we Heimin

>>45706275
He clipped to that from this stream
https://youtu.be/ebdocIFZKP4

>>45706227
Someone should post this in his replies so he realizes he got fucked over because of a Mori anti who manually reported him

>>45706264
>Heimin
You bitches are nothing. 35p will drag your sad asses.

>>45706339
go to sleep then

>>45704876
Im kinda hungry bros....

>>45706382
my sleep schedule is completely fucked up

>>45706264
Gotta say, he's gonna have an uphill battle trying to paint Kanata and Heimin's as anti unicorn kek

>>45705960
OOOOFFFF
https://knowyourmeme.com/news/staff/phillip-hamilton
>Phillip Hamilton is an editor at Know Your Meme and Director of Writing at Meme Insider Magazine.
>He is dedicated to researching and reporting on meme culture, previously writing for Cowbelly Studios, and acting as a contributing writer for MemeMarketing.org.
>You can tweet spicy Shrek memes at him on Twitter @izpeeham.
I wonder if his company OKs his internet behaviour and also if his OPSec reps are up to date

>>45705105
>I can't wait for the JP vtubers to all ignore this and continue playing Apex.
FTFY.

>>45706339
Here's moona with her husband to keep you awake

>>45706399
time to fix it then :)

>>45706210
>clueless
Wut? I thought people already know that Cover prohibits clipping holofes even the free parts. Only screenshots are allowed.

>>45706429
who?

Lmao that doesn't even look like her. This is what you fags have been crying over for the last few months? Get some help.

>>45704918
Nijiseethe.

>>45706451
it ony happens once a year so probbaly dont.

>Stage 1: Denial

>>45706490
is the indo from facebook trying to make his own army /here/ to anti moona

>>45706410
kek

>>45706410
His first tweet is amusing too
>haha having 2 followers is the best because I can say whatever i want without any consequences
https://twitter.com/izpeeham/status/1054105428773298176

>>45706264
AHAHAHAHA
Who is this faggot?

>>45705890
i feel like the song would be better without the very high-pitched yells from the dj

>>45706264
Is the heimin uprising finally happening?

no matter how many time you post it, idgaf because I don't even know who that is
I'm not a terminally online faggot like you
I'm also bad at remembering people's face

>>45706532
well, if you lurk more the one who keep sharing it is either flip or just anti from here

>>45704957
>only 2 people in EN have more than 10 streams
Fucking hell, I see why they won't release EN3 now. They don't fucking deserve it.
t.otally not management

>>45706632
Nah that was cute.

>>45706577
He's a dedicated Kanata clipper that's been at it for....about a year and a half now.

>>45706681
even clippers are forgotten...

>>45706681
How the fuck did he manage to miss her stance on males during that time?

>>45706658
... isnt it supposed to be the opposite?
>oh no its drought
>make it a desert then. they deserve it

>>45706710

>>45705083
>Kanata is first army?
Always has been.

>>45704520
>Suisei(Hololive)
That live was anything but Hololive. Literally don’t want the gold

>>45706658
Actually, there's Kiara too but whoever is making these charts keeps putting Kiara on the NijiEN chart

>>45706681
I'll give him some respect for clipping Kanata for so long but I always find it strange how some of these girls have passionate fans that are so anti unicorn meanwhile the girls are bending over backwards for them
Like how do you even come out of that mengen and decide to rally against unicorns lol

>>45706745
yea yea kys schizo

>>45706745
Contrary to nijinigger believe, Suisei is indeed a member of hololive

>>45706785
Ok homo lover

>>45706722
The drought wasn't natural, so no. Homos are a plague but they atleast streamed like their career was on the line. Can't say the same for Council who caused Myth to burn out and drag them down with them.

>>45706410
He looks like a chuuby matumbaman.

>>45706490
Its just the moonaschizo.

>>45706783
Reminds me how a long time watame live TL dropped her cause he didn’t like her music

>>45706811

>>45706745
It had Hololives Ace Suisei in it. That’s all you need for it to be counted as Hololive.

>bought kanatan membership to verify the claims on that large wall of text
>she's just talking about the expo so far
Any timestamps?

>>45706649
>idgaf because I don't even know who that is
Don't you mind then, it's not you getting fucked and not even knowing why or where it came from

>>45706812
delusional mythnigger

>>45706710
>>45706783
Reading just that one post, it comes off more as "Fuck you guys for making her have to address this", but the guy is an idiot imo since this last one was more of Kanta's own menhera tendencies getting the best of her. This one comes down to Kanata's own insecurity, she's already addressed this before anyways, she didn't NEED to do it again.

>>45706745
>waaah waaaah waaah waaah
stfu nijinog

>>45706812
Council are the only HoloENs with over 10 streams in that pic which is the thing you wanted though

>>45706906
she takes criticism from 5ch anon

>>45706858
Suishit comes off as more of a Niji with all the outsidrle collabs and male collabs she does.

>>45706865
It's only thirty minutes man
Around the time she starts crying her eyes out I'd say is when she talks about the serious stuff.

What the fuck is wrong with Fauna and why is she leaning hard to parasocial bullshit after dodging it for a year?

>>45704957
Kiara doko?

Should I make a Kanata thread on the catalog? Some of you seem bored so maybe you'll enjoy shitposting there instead.

>>45707034
in the niji table

>>45706982
You fucking wish Niji had a Suisei-like.

>>45706935
2 people out of 4(or 5 if you want to include the retarded nephilim) is not "Council" it's just those two. Who have been putting in work since the start of the year

>>45706906
>Reading just that one post, it comes off more as "Fuck you guys for making her have to address this"
Yeah I agree with that, but it's just a dumb way to express that cause the way Kanata has always talked about it, she says she understands people that get upset at male interaction and thinks they're justified. So it seems obtuse for a kanata clipper to go the other way.

Thank you Sui schizo
Frankly, I chuckle at first seeing you typing Suishit over and over like a broken record, then feeling kind of annoyed because you keep repeating the same thing and spreading misinformation
But as I sit down to reflect a bit and listened to Suisei's songs, I feel relieved and feel better about my life
I have a soulless 9 to 5 job, and I have been feeling like shit because life has been hectic lately due to a busy schedule which resulted in less time for me to indulge myself in my hobbies and support my oshi
But then I realized there are people like you who prefer to spend their precious time getting obsessed with something they hate
I'm thankful that you remind me there are people like you
Keep up the good work
Once again, thank you for making me feel better

>>45707077
homobeggar reverting back into nijibeggar now?

>>45706982
Unironically true. For how much she loves Miko or Aqua she never has them on her shows.

Like the old saying goes: “Actions speak louder than words”

>>45707032
Get GFE get SAVED.

>>45707038
we have enough shitposting last thread

>>45707110
You consider ina GFE?

>>45707110
>Ina
>GFE

>>45706264
He's a real piece of work

>>45707032
Good things come to those who wait

>>45707051
KEK. Might as well be

>>45707089
based

>>45707114
Did we really? Fine, I'll let Heimin off for now since I look a look at their general and it looks like they got raided.

>>45707032
You know Fauna schizo? Yeah it’s her ex boyfriend she dumped, she is now free to go as hard into GFE as she wants.

>>45707160
Looks like he's the one that needs a new oshi

>>45707109
Miko didn't invite her to her live either, and afterwards they still had mocopi sex on stream, so what gives?

the only win for niji this month so far.
>4日 【にじ】68,467 剣持刀也 (おえもりにじさんじ杯

>にじ
>連勝記録 5連勝
niji's winning streak record:5 days
>2022年7月25日〜7月29日&8月11日〜8月15日

>連敗記録 23連敗
niji's losing streak record:23 days
>2022年3月31日〜4月22日

>現在18連敗中
niji's losing streak rightnow:18 days
2023/3/5〜2023/3/22

>>45707174
>Good things
Pandering to mentally ill faggots is never a good thing.

>>45707241
Go back

>>45707034
>>45707176
>>45707034
In the niji table. It is actually meant to be a stealth way of finding out if kfp lurk here.
last time also only one person questioned me

>>45707230
Nijifaggots... hurry up and watch stream
save your Livers

>>45707160
bro is too much invested in it, he should take a break

Seaniggers is still here?

>>45707160
What's the clip?

>>45707263
Why would kfp even be here? Their oshi is the runt. Any kiara talk here would just cause kfp seethe.

>>45707304
yes
me

>>45706906
He might be a Kanata clipper and watch most of her streams, but he most likely doesn't know what is going on over at 5ch/sukikirai/matome posts where most of the posts giving shit to Kanata are literally anonymous OHNONONONONO UNICORNBROS tier.
I'm not saying that Kanata doesn't know that fact and mistake them for actual heimins, it's just that she was concerned that actual heimins were getting agitated and mislead from posts like this which is why she felt the need to clarify her stances in the mengen.
Honestly, for someone like that clipper to come out of this only to miss the whole point and vaguepost to a large amount of actual heimins blaming unicorns is ironic as hell.
Guess management was right to just ignore everything since trying to address the issue may have some unexpected consequences like getting your messages messed up maliciously or otherwise in a somewhat volatile situation.

>>45707145
>>45707152
Ina is the perfect dead fish wife experience

>>45707160
I doubt those are actual Kanata fans but just random trolls. If her actual longtime members and donors are criticizing her that's another thing.

>>45707160
I don’t get people who claim to oshi someone and don’t know anything about them.

>>45707089
Based anon. I've been repeating Sui x Kaf's Tokyo Shandy Rendezvous for hours now.

>>45707304
yes, I'm replying to a seanigger right now

>>45707263
Ah, no, not KFP. Just saw only 8 HoloEN so obviously with Gura being one I was curious which was the other left out. Was the Niji table posted in this thread?

>>45707174
Fauna's birthday stream sucked ass and the only people who give a shit about it are parasocial retards who treated it like a date stream because she gave them hugs and kisses. All she did was show off assets she didn't even work on, just paid for. Or ones that were handed to her for no other reason than Cover favoritism, just like her getting her fucking outfit first. It's all a heaping load of bullshit. And shouldn't even be put in the same ballpark as Bae who did something entirely new and then did a karaoke while dancing. Even IRyS did more.

>>45707217
Yeah, me

>>45707341
>where most of the posts giving shit to Kanata are literally anonymous OHNONONONONO UNICORNBROS tier.
god I fucking love them. just seeing the unicorn emoji in their posts is enough to crack me up.

>>45707086
I think he's "Anti-anything that causes Kanata distress" gachi. Which is dumb considering he's been clipping her for so long, but no-one said you had to be smart to be a clipper, just dedicated

>>45707263
Post the Niji table too then

>>45707089
BASED

>>45707032
>we talked about this in /uuu/ a bit one time and the change seems to have really kicked in when her cat died

>>45707418
Take your time sister

>>45707423
>Towa-sama is cute when acts like a girl
made me laf

>>45707230
4 more lose to break its own record kek.
what's tomorrow's gold contenter btw?
I only know toko's new outfits reveal.

>>45707463

>>45707304
Yea heres one
>>45707418
>>45707424
AAAAAAAHHH I MISS FAUNA

>>45707424
Paid dancer

>>45707089
BASED
have been rewatching NCP 2023 ver.

>>45707423
Unfortunately the unicorn emoji doesn't always give that away to retards like this >>45707160

>>45707523
fat legs

>>45707440
Most clippers are SEA, checks out

>>45707217
>>45707463
>Lose cat and ex-BF
>End up going full parasocial
Probably not the best for her long-term mental health, but everyone's got their copes.

>>45707517
Normalfags are the bane of every community. I prefer no males, and dislike tempiss, but I'll join in on the shitposting when a male voice appears. But normalfags have no zero clue

>>45707263
you are a fucking retard and why numbers is a joke

>>45707369
Most of them yes, but some people are just that socially inept they can't discern them.

>>45704622
I actually learned something last thread, though. Gatekeeping is good. Great even!

>>45707418

>>45707089
Hoshifats are delusional
Explain this to me then
Why do you support Suisei over any other vsinger when Suisei herself is a mid singer, can't dance, and is lazy? She was the third best singer in her own live last night.

>>45707160
https://youtu.be/Ktk_EDLDPeY
>this MV exist
Is he really a heimin?
The MV is more or less what Kanata feels when she heard the marriage announcement of her favorite actress

>>45707548
>>45707463
She doesn't even say "I love you" when even Bae does that. Cope. It's an act.

>>45707572
found the kfp

>>45707160
Oh, he's just a dumbass then for sure and he's letting obvious shitposts get to HIS head.
Baka.
Those comments aren't even coming from anywhere malicious MOST of the time too
It's the ones who keep at it for months on end that are deranged and need to be shot out of a cannon though, not specific to just this case but in general. I'm looking at you, /#/schizos.

>>45704957

>>45707587
we should loli posting every thread to filter normalfag
not that I want more loli or anything

>>45707341
Kanta should ask Gura advised for that. Even Chloe and Pekora ignore that shit

>>45707606
He's an ESL dumbass, and it looks like he's forgotten his sarcasm and funposting detectors.

>>45707570
You know the "MALE VOICE" shitposting when Towa-sama shows up? some of it
Me.

>>45707605
you're NOT going to make me shit on /vsinger/keks again, stop it.

>>45707655
the kiara line is even more brutal showcased like this

>>45707659
Sounds to me like you want to see more lolis

>>45707655
how the fuck that Kiara is as strong as Luca lmao.

>>45707160
>menhera clipper
Like oshi like viewer.
He should listen to Kanata's manager and don't blow things out of proportion

>>45707587
>As long as you don't go too far
Like, last thing you want to do is end up doing early niji-JP gatekeeping, that's two steps too far, but some gatekeeping to keep the bad-faith actors out is definitely needed.

I feel like Hololive will have to pass through this Male collab thing now. Before it was whatever, but since Cover is also marketing both branches together new fans are not unicorns so this outburst of Kanata and her stance might be celebrated in 2020 but now it feels weird.... Noone cares and now you are going for a mainstream success you will eventually have to work with everyone male or female

>>45707655
I wonder what will it look like without their endless raid.

>>45707605
David Gilmour is better guitarist than Yngwie Malmsteen.

>>45707744
Kiara has a very dedicated core, though even they can get filtered from time to time, otherwise Kiara would be higher.

Don't forget that Fauna gets regularly botted. Notice that she only beat Bae after someone said she wouldn't.

>>45707618
Bae needs to add 10 levels of irony and ROLEPLAY disclaimers to her GFE because she literally can't bring herself to do it unironically.
Just goes to show that saying "I love you" means nothing on its own.

>>45707655
Oh god. We give Kiara shit for being the runt but showcased like this. ONLY luxiem outrank her and shes even beating one of them after 2 and a half years while theyre still not even 1 and a half years into their careers. Its all downhill bOiZ

>>45707772
>new ip

As the thread is wandering numberless around, here is the return of a fan favorite
>MEDIAN OF PEAKS AND TRUE AVERAGE, PER BRANCH, MARCH 1ST TO 22ND

Here are some comments

1) Nothing different can be said about Hololive. They are stuck on high gear, over 11k median **AND** average and long are the days since they even got a sniff of sub 10k metrics.
2) HoloEN in their usual second place, far ahead any possible competition in their market or outside, but also far below their true potential
3) VSPO is firmly establishing themselves as the third force of the industry, with a 4k+ median and close to that as their average
4) Nijisanji main branch comes in fourth place, with their metrics dragged down by a hundred low performing channels out of 114 channels under their belt

and the minor leagues
5) NijiEN outranks HoloID in the median, while the later outranks the former in the average. This is likely a product of the culture of raids from the Niji branch vs. the outperforming events by the Holo one.
6) StarsEN gets outranked by both in both metrics (I think for the first time in this chart) and also by Neo-Porte and 774 Inc.'s Honeystrap in the average

Below that it is a hodgepodge of assorted midgets unworthy of any special analysis except maybe the addition of Phase Connect showing their stand in relation to other minor companies in the market

>>45707762
I love Kanata and I watch Gorira's clip all the time. His anger is justified but Kanata also blew it out of proportion as well. She should've just put one member stream and that's it

>>45707792
for me it's eric johnson.

>>45707618

>>45707655
>Enna actually fell below Pomu and Selen
What the fuck, the Ennaschizo was right about her being actually weak and propped up by raids and funnels

*FINAL EN TALLY OF THE DAY IS IN*

>3/22 DAILY TALLY
16,885: Fauna (Hololive)
13,433: Fauna (Hololive)
7,629: IRyS (Hololive)
7,538: Baelz (Hololive)


>EN GOLDS FOR MARCH 2023
1) Mori (Hololive) - 18,696 - Monopoly (w/ Amelia, Magni, Vesper)
2) Vox (Nijisanji) - 8,614 - Return Stream
3) Gura (Hololive) - 67,405 - 3D Showcase
4) Amelia (Hololive) - 39,353 - 3D Showcase
5) Hololive English (Hololive) - 57,045 - Myth 3D Collab
6) Fauna (Hololive) - 6,793 - Penumbra
7) Kiara (Hololive) - 24,018 - Myth Offcollab
8) Shu (Nijisanji) - 10,195 - Return Stream
9) Ina (Hololive) - 14,532 - Minecraft
10) Vox (Nijisanji) - 10,791 - Charity Stream
11) Pomu (Nijisanji) - 19,891 - Outfit Reveal
12) Kiara (Hololive) - 9,341 - Karaoke (w/ Towa)
13) IRyS (Hololive) - 8,742 - Minecraft
14) Kronii (Hololive) - 20,086 - Birthday Stream
15) Vox (Nijisanji) - 6,437 - Little Misfortune
16) Shu (Nijisanji) - 9,912 - NijiEN Boys Mario Kart
17) Baelz (Hololive) - 9,761 - Karaoke
18) Vox (Nijisanji) - 13,240 - Unarchived Karaoke
19) Ren (Nijisanji) - 12,746 - Unarchived Karaoke
20) Mumei (Hololive) - 8,205 - Post-Fes Zatsudan
21) Fauna (Hololive) - 12,942 - Birthday Countdown/Unarchived Karaoke
22) Fauna (Hololive) - 16,885 - Birthday Stream

>PER COMPANY
14x: Hololive
8x: Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
4x: Vox
3x: Fauna
2x: Kiara, Shu
1x: Mori, Gura, Amelia, Hololive English, Ina, Pomu, IRyS, Kronii, Baelz, Ren, Mumei

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
32p: Fauna
27p: Vox
14p: Baelz
13p: Kiara
12p: Shu, IRyS
9p: Mysta, Mori
8p: Ina
7p: Luca
6p: Pomu, Amelia, Mumei, Axel
5p: Gura, Hololive English, Kronii, Ren
3p: Uki
1p: Pippa, Elira, Rosemi, Nina

>>45707772
Go back. Get filtered. No one cares. (You) are not the target audience.

>>45707833
Except she says she loves her fans outside of those RP scenarios, meanwhile you are only "appreciated" by Fauna

>>45707655
>Kiara is literally on the cusp of mogging the TOP DAWGS of male vtubing outside Japan
LOL

>>45707341
Eh, most Heimins I know are menhera to some extent, that clipper is no different from my perspective. I don't think he dislikes or is unaware of Kabayach's own opinions, he's just having a menhera breakdown over people giving shit to Kabayach.

>>45704957
Kronii...
Ina...

when is luxiem coming back to stream?
the cripple tally is getting boring

>>45707933
>2023 EN GOLDS
>PER COMPANY
53x: Hololive
26x: Nijisanji
2x: Holostars

>PER STREAMER
8x: Mori
7x: Amelia
6x: Baelz, Vox, Mumei, Fauna
5x: Ina, IRyS
3x: Mysta, Gura, Pomu, Kiara, Kronii
2x: Selen, Shu
1x: Ike, Flayon, Alban, Elira, Luxiem, Finana, Millie, Luca, Regis, Enna, Rosemi, Hololive English, Ren

>2023 POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
73p: Fauna
55p: Mumei
54p: Ina, Baelz
53p: Vox
52p: Mori
50p: IRyS
49p: Amelia
33p: Mysta
31p: Kiara
23p: Luca
22p: Kronii
16p: Pomu
15p: Gura
13p: Selen
12p: Shu
11p: Uki
9p: Millie, Enna, Ike
8p: Finana
7p: Regis, Axel
6p: Elira, Rosemi
5p: Flayon, Alban, Luxiem, Hololive English, Ren
4p: Vesper
3p: Sonny, Hakka, Magni
1p: Meloco, Shinri, Gavis, Maria, Pippa, Nina

>>45707912
>one of the biggest chinksis leeches is weak after they abandoned NijiCN
Who could have seen that one coming?

>WHY DOES THE FAUNASCHIZO HATES "HUGS AND KISSES!"?!?
I mean, who wouldn't want to be hug and kissed by THISSS!?!?!

>>45707933
>21) Fauna (Hololive) - 12,942 - Birthday Countdown/Unarchived Karaoke
>22) Fauna (Hololive) - 16,885 - Birthday Stream
FAUNA I KNEEL!

>>45707885
>His anger is justified
It sure as fuck isn't, he's a retard that indirectly is shitting on his oshi because he cannot take the hint about her preferences after clipping her for 1.5 years

>>45707938
interesting how you included Coco to argue FOR unicorns

>>45707659
Back when OP always had lolis...those were good times.

>>45707933

>>45707912
Enna's done pretty much nothing but debuff crap and Pomu had her outfit reveal within this time frame. I would not say Pomu is naturally above Enna..yet. Give it another 6 months and we'll see how much more Enna can fall off as Luxiem's fanbase evaporates.

>>45707772
Youre getting mixed info if you honestly believe there's an issue.
Kanata did her mengen just to clarify her personal stances, she have said it doesn't apply to any of the girls, it's her preferred brand.
The wall text made it look like she was begging for forgiveness or something, when she was just frustrated that a shit ton of anti/trolls on JP forums keep misrepresentating her and make fun of her actual fans.

>>45708016
That bitch is as ugly as Fauna's fake personality

>>45707984
who is gonna tell him ?

>>45708050
it's not even a day yet

>>45704957
Machina x Flayon? More like, Machine x Flopyon

>>45708067
KNEEL and she might throw you a hug or a kiss (but not both!)

>>45707933
>FAUNABOARD
>FAUNATHREAD

Gura will forever be Hololive’s Ace.

>literally only SC reading streams today and Kiara
THERE IS NOW WAY THIS CRIPPLE GOLD SLIPS TODAY FOR NIJIEN

>>45708021
Coco is literally the unicorn Holo anon. She even goes as far as explicitly saying that her regular streams are basically dates with her viewers and she treats them like so.

>>45707331
Its the opposite. greyname ccv worship is the most irrelevant measurement and kiara's continued success proves that. That shitty table shows the problem with ave ccv. literally just do 1 popular stream a month and you get the top spot.

>>45704957
>>45707933
Fauna out here saving EN vtubing.

>>45708056
>Pomu had her outfit reveal within this time frame
There is only ONE stream retard.

>>45706264
Oh nyo

>>45707991
>First peak merch shilling
>Second peak react content
i love western viewers bros

>>45708130
>Kazuma Kiryu

>>45704957
>average

>>45708139
>kiara's continued success
I agree with your premise but I would like you to clarify this point. How are you measuring Kiara's success, specially in relation to her peers?

>>45708083
I like fly-gone more. But what happened to Reine? I have never seen her so low before.

>>45708168
i really need to save more soundposts, could go for a good miko lmao right now, of fucking course

>>45708148
That lazy whore hasn't saved shit.

>>45708180
>totally real

>>45707857
All Phase together sucks but if you took just Pippa she would be like #6.

>>45708200
Kiara may be a runt, but she’s the biggest runt in Hololive.

>>45708017
I know you're an ESL but you completely misunderstand his point. It's not like Gorira wants Kanata to collab with males. What he hates is the unicorn or shitposters who blew this out of proportion and forces Kanata to overreact like this. Yes both of them are menhera as fuck they shouldn't feed the trolls but he's angry because Kanata is sad. He's also an ESL and was very angry so his wording is all over the place.
I feel for him though.

>>45708168

>>45707655
I wonder how low they’d all be without raids, would be interesting to see that average.

>>45708139
Yeah sure, but it's still a number, you saying it's irrelevant not gonna make your oshi doing better in that number

>>45708121
Deploy the Gurame Geoguessr.

>>45707160
Fanbase truly reflects the streamer

>>45708226

>>45707655
Chiara line, I kneel

>>45707857
Both Niji & PC has a very big delta don't they?

>>45708021
>dumb tourist anon lacks the necessary information
HOLY retarded newfag. Coco panders heavily to her gachikoi. She is undoubtedly GFE prime. That much is undeniable.

>>45708121
They are giving them a free win here.

>>45708168
why is it always seanigger? I'm amazed

>>45708278
Is that not exactly what average CCV shows?

>>45708200
NTA, but in a world where NijiEN's experiencing mass recline to what seems to be their pre-CN baseline or lower, and where most of HoloEN's experienced some kind of measurable recline YoY, stubbornly persistent stagnation over 2.5 years is a roaring success.

>>45708121
>Blocks your path